05x31 - Reunion (Part 2)

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- ♪ MTV ♪

- Here we go.

- When you hang around clowns,

don't be surprised that your life becomes a circus.

- Never have I ever had my kids walk in mid smoosh.

- Ugh!

- God. - Jesus.

- It's never happened to you? - Thank God.

- Any sex with Vinny recently or--

- No. I just [bleep] him a little bit.

all: Oh!

- I didn't know Deena was Little Miss No Gag Reflex.

- Vinny. - Stop.

- Dren always loves Jenni's t*tties.

Give her the t*tties.

- Everyone's allowed to get intoxicated.

Nicole, Deena, but no one gives a [bleep].

- Do not pull me into this, b*tch.

- She just wanted to be a little dickhead.

- Oh, damn,

- I'm sorry to break the news to you,

that love letter, I was JK.

- Oh, wow.

- Vinny's just a lot about Vinny.

- Wait, what?

- Angelina, is there a new man in your life?

- There's a few that I'm dating,

so he's one of them. - Oh!

- She has a condition known as lie-abetes.

- Oh!

- My life is not your [bleep] business.

- You know what, you just can't play anymore.

- What the [bleep]?

- Are you leaving? - Whoa.

- Wait, where is he going?

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Welcome to part two of the first ever

"Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Reunion."

I'm your host, Justina Valentine.

And the roommates are in the building...

[cheers and applause] To break down every second

of their vacation.

Let's jump back to answering more of your fan questions.

Now, Deena, Anthony was wondering,

"What's your dream vacation spot

that you want to visit next?"

- What I would love to do

is go to Jamaica... - Ooh.

- And see, like, Nikki kind of show us the ropes.

- Nice. - That would be fun.

- That would be dope. - That would be fun.

- Nikki would be a great tour guide.

both: Yeah. - Deena and Nicole were

in rare form this season.

I mean, no matter how much they mature,

the meatballs are never afraid to get rowdy.

And this season, they got saucier than ever.

Let's take a look.

- I think I might be a little drunk.

[burps] Oh, my--

ooh, I've been doing it all day.

- [inaudible]

- Can you gag me? I need to throw up tonight.

Turn the roof off this b*tch.

- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! - Come on.

- My God, I just burped up tacos from, like, two days ago.

- Whee! - Are we on a hill?

- No, no, we're flat. - Why did I think--

- 'Cause you did not wax, b*tch!

- [gasps] Oh, my God!

[screams]

- We couldn't sleep last night 'cause this [bleep] owl.

Hoo! [owl hooting]

It was like... [mimics owl hooting]

- I swear to God, if I hear it tonight,

I'll go run outside and go, "Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!"

- What the [bleep] is happening?

- I'm gonna say sorry in doggy.

- Just shut--no. [mimics barking]

- Everybody needs to go to bed! Everybody!

- I didn't even know owls were like a real thing.

Like, I know they're real. - I didn't know--

- Like, to be outside our window and go...

[mimics owl hooting]

- Those noises were crazy.

- That's the meatballs.

- Oh, my God. - Wow. A legendary duo.

Listen, you guys have been meatballing together

for a long time.

But how has your meatball lifestyle...

- Ages. - Just changed, you know,

in comparison to the early days down the shore?

- Well... - I mean...

- I feel like we drink classier now.

- Yeah, we drink wine.

- Like, back in the day... - Yeah.

- It was like Long Island Iced Teas.

- Shots. - Right.

- Shots, like the pretzel shots, remember?

- Pretzel. Yeah.

- And when we're on these vacations,

now that we're moms, like...

- I think we go harder. - I don't do this at home.

- Even Jenni.

- I'm like, I'm letting loose. - Yeah.

- And I just want to have a good time.

And when I'm with my meatball, like, we literally,

like, just, like, read each other's minds.

- Right. - It's friggin' weird.

- Yes. - Telepathic meatballs.

- So we're like, we just want to have a good time.

- Yeah, they're still a blast in the glass.

- Now, Jenni, you're usually their handler

but you went full meatball at Pauly's show.

- Oh.

- You passed out in the car ride home.

I mean, how hard is it to keep up with the meatballs?

- I don't understand, like, we'll literally be

on like E, like, empty. - Yeah.

- And then something in them just like recharges.

[laughter]

- Second wind. Yeah.

- Yeah, you said that in the car.

- But like three or four winds. And they're just ready to go.

They'll literally start to fall asleep

and then wake up and then--

- Rejuvenated. - Yeah.

- It's like putting the meatballs

back in the microwave.

- Yeah. - Honestly...

- Yes.

- Some of our best moments are in the car.

- Car ride home.

- Like, the club's fun, but when you're drunk,

and you're going home with your girls...

- Yeah. - The best time in the car.

- So, Ange, what's your favorite meatball moment?

- I think in the hallway with that blow-up doll,

that was the best. - Oh, my God.

At your bachelorette? - Do you remember, like,

I was like [bleep] reverse cowgirling it?

- Yes. - And you were like,

"Keep going, keep going." It was just so fun.

- Oh, my God. - It's always a good time.

- I have my favorite moment, so legendary.

In Italy, they literally like pretended to be a bull...

- The two meatballs?

- Yeah, the meatballs. - Wow.

- They went straight into a bush.

- Oh, my gosh.

- They feel no pain, the meatballs.

- No, we bounce back.

- They're really committed.

- We were, like, yellow. - Yeah.

- Now that I'm like , I feel it the next day.

- Oh, yeah.

- Like, after falling off the stage, I'm like,

"Jenni, why does my neck hurt?" [laughter]

- But, Vin, I gotta ask you, the night when they were

hooting all night like owls, were you pissed?

- Actually, yeah, I was because, like,

I'm big on my sleep.

- Oh. Eight hours of REM, kid. - Sorry, Vin.

- I need like eight hours of REM.

- Yeah.

- And that night, like, we finally hit the pillow,

were like, "Ah!" Like, it was a long day.

- Yeah. - Sorry, guys.

- And then, like-- we just hear, like...

[grunting] You know? [Jenni mimics hooting]

- Like, I actually thought it was real animals outside.

- Yeah.

- And I was like, "What the [bleep]?"

- Yeah. - You were awake also.

- So let's talk about the owl in El Paso

because, Nicole, you said, and I quote,

"I didn't even know owls were a real thing."

So talk to us about that.

- Just because I've never seen an owl actually,

like, outdoors. - Okay.

- Like, you know, you see it on TV

or you see it in, like, a zoo.

- So you thought it was like a mystical creature?

- I never saw it, like, in the back of my house.

- Right. - Hooting.

- I'm the one that rented that house.

I had to deal with the HOA after that.

All the neighbors wrote a letter.

- Oh, get out of here. - Oh, my God.

- All right. Now that Nicole and Deena know

owls are a real thing,

let's see just how good their animal knowledge is.

I'm gonna describe an animal

and you decide if it's real or fake.

First up, we have the blobfish.

This deep sea fish lacks substantial bone or muscle.

All right. Now is the blobfish real or fake?

- Real. - Real.

- So final answer real?

- Real. - You're correct.

The blobfish is in fact real. Let's take a look.

- Oh, damn! - Oh, sick.

- That thing is gorgeous.

- I'm sorry. - All right.

Next up, we have the jackalope, a popular taxidermy trophy.

Male jackalopes fight using their antlers to win

over potential mates.

Ladies, is the jackalope real or fake?

- I just jackaloped one in the dressing room.

[rimshot] - Vinny!

- I'm going with false 'cause I'm thinking of jack-o-lantern.

- It's true. It's true. - Okay, well, Deena,

you are right. The jackalope is fake.

- So smart. - All right.

Last but not least, this is my favorite one.

It's the p*nis fish.

It's a species of marine spoon worm,

large numbers of p*nis fish have been known to wash ashore

and become stranded on the beaches of Japan.

- Oh, my God. - Sick.

- Now is the p*nis fish real or fake?

- Fake. - Real.

- I'm gonna say it's real.

- Yeah, I'm gonna say it sounds so crazy, it has to be real.

- It has to be real. - Has to be real, right?

- Well, it's real. Let's see the d*ck pics.

- Ew.

[all scream]

- Oh, my God!

- Do they eat it? Do they eat it?

- They aren't even circumcised. - Oh, my God!

- Oh, my God!

- Yo! - Jenni's excited.

- Do they eat it? - It's a dildo.

- Would you put some of those in the pond, Ange?

- I hope not.

- Oh, wow. - That looks like Angelina's

Friday night though. - What? No way.

- A lot of [bleep]. - Never!

- All right. Enough [bleep] for one day.

Coming up, we'll see if Vinny can get some vindication

and convince Joe Biden to turn Vin Day

into a national holiday.

- Yeah! - Yeah!

- Whoo! - Whoo-hoo!

- Yay, Vin Day!

- Dren always loves Jenni's t*tties.

- Yes. - Like, give her the t*tties.

- So I had to go for the throat.

- No gag reflex. - What is happening right now?

- You have to admit, the streets were very messy.

- Who gives a [bleep] about the streets?

- You're a reality star.

You signed up for this years ago, sweetheart.

- It doesn't matter though. - Just can't play anymore.

- What the [bleep]?

[tense music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- So this is Jenni's room. - JWOWW. JWOWW!

- I'm naked, b*tch.

- She's naked. - She's naked.

- But then you go into my room.

And this is where we get wasted.

- And then this the meatball room.

[dance music]

♪ ♪

- This is where Angeliner takes a poop.

- Yeah. - Right here.

- Hello. Are you ready? Angeliners.

Here she is. - Here's Angeliners.

Angelina's fancy. Look at this. - Crazy.

- I got the whole light and everything.

I need it. - We should go to the boys.

- Boys!

- Boys! - Boys!

- Boys! - Boys!

- Boys!

- Welcome back to the "Jersey Shore: Reunion."

With El Paso in the rear view,

the roommates headed west for vacation number two.

Hello, San Diego.

Let's take a look.

all: San Diego take over!

[upbeat dance music]

♪ ♪

- [screams]

- Oh, my God!

- It's the Easter Bunny!

- Whoo!

- You know, when we open the nozzle,

we just catch it in your mouth. You go first.

- No, no. It's too close. - Stop touching it.

- What? - Your fish lips [inaudible].

- I love you. I'm coming.

- Jenni.

[all screaming]

♪ ♪

- The sanctuary. Whoo!

- Ooh! - Whoa!

- Are you hungry?

[cheers and applause]

- We made you a scrap book, things we love about you.

And then if you turn it over,

it's things we need to warn you about Pauly.

- This is so cute.

- Oh, who made that?

- [inaudible singing]

[mimicking electric guitar]

- Me and the girls are, like,

right back to where we were,

like, drama never happened, laughing, [bleep] going off,

piss drunk, living our best lives.

[mimicking electric guitars]

- Oh, my God.

- I love that. - Okay, so, Deena,

Vinny was complaining that the girls were

too loud on the way home from the winery.

Was he just k*lling the vibes?

- He's always k*lling the vibes.

- That's why you're not in our car ever.

- He goes to a winery to taste wine, doesn't do it,

and then complains when we all had a glass.

- Makes no sense.

- Sorry we're having a really good time.

- Yeah. Vinny's the worst.

- Is he? - The worst.

- Pauly, how touched were you

by the scrapbook Deena made for Nikki's birthday?

- Oh, it was so dope. - So cute.

- The amount of detail that they put into it,

it's like so many moments and memories

and then they said things that they don't like about me,

but I think lowkey, they like it about me.

- It was a joke. - Yeah, they like it. Yeah.

- It was supposed to be funny. - No, I know. Mm-hmm.

- Which warning was the most important?

- The la-- like, when we're all--

- Oh, yeah! - Yeah.

- That. - That.

- Especially when we're hungover like,

had a long night. - And he does it purposely.

- Come on! - Yeah.

- I do not! I don't even need a megaphone.

- I'm like, "I can't." - Right.

- Now someone who wasn't invited

to Nikki's birthday showed up,

and I'm talking about Dren.

- No! Delete this!

- Take a look.

- I'd love a dirty martini. - All right.

- Oh, my God! Are you my brother?

- I was gonna go check on her,

but she's just gonna tell me to go [bleep] myself.

- Yeah. Basically. So I wouldn't.

- A large fries for delivery or pickup?

- Yeah. Just show your t*tties.

- Watch the drink. Watch the drink.

Watch the drink.

- Give me that titty, b*tch.

- Yeah, get her. - Got the titty!

[screams] - Wrestler!

Holy [bleep]!

- Thank God for Zack being with us.

We need a professional wrestler to literally lift Dren

over his [bleep] shoulder and walk her to the hotel.

That's how bad she is.

- Call the cops. [laughter]

Let me out, little b*tch.

- [inaudible] gremlin once or twice.

- Oh, my God!

Ow!

- I peed myself.

- Nicole, we're home.

Come on. Let's go. - Ow!

- Wow. You were turning up.

Is there a type of alcohol that brings Dren out the most?

- We don't know. - I don't know.

- Martinis maybe?

- I don't know where she comes from.

I don't know how it happens.

- God! - That was fantastic.

- That was funny.

- Dren always loves Jenni's t*tties.

- Yes. - Like, "Give her the t*tties."

- Apparently. Yes. - Now, Ange, is that the worst

that you've ever seen her that night?

- The worst I've ever seen you,

but it was the best night ever because...

- So fun. - Thank God for Zack, Jenni,

like, we were like a tag team, all three of us.

- Yeah. - It was crazy.

- She took out a -pound man.

- You took him down. - Damn.

- You might be a wrestler if you wanted.

- Honestly. - All right, El Paso was hot,

but it was nothing compared to the blazing dumpster fire...

- Oh, God! - That was night one

in San Diego. Let's take a look.

- Oh, [bleep]. - Here we go.

- Let me explain something to you.

- Can I go first, though? - Sure.

- This is a hostage situation. Let me out!

There's a friggin' pool party happening outside.

- Angelina, you don't admit anything ever!

- What are you talking about?

- [bleep] grow some ba*ls is all I'm asking.

- Jenni, I never even-- - All I'm asking is one thing.

- This is a blast.

Oh, my God. Please make it stop.

I'm looking at flights.

- Just over the [bleep]--

- There is fighting going on

while a lit pool party

is right outside the [bleep] window.

- Mike asks me to host the Situation Podcast

with your ex-husband and your side piece.

- Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

We need to talk because now, this whole thing, like--

- What are you talking about? - We need to talk now.

- You're in deep doo-doo, brother.

- It seems like we have an ambush.

- Let me live my life. - I just don't understand

how I became, you know, the bad guy so easily

when your life is so messy and we've explained it.

- Mike, come on with this [bleep], man.

- No, no, no. Let me finish. - There's a pool party outside.

- You're messy,

and it comes back on us. - [inaudible].

- So shut the [bleep] up while I finish.

- I'm messy? It's not messy.

- I'm not [bleep] done. - It's my life.

- I'm not done!

- I'm not yelling!

- Seeing Jenni, like, yelling and getting upset.

But, I mean, let's wrap it up

so we can go get drinks downstairs.

- I mean, it's really good to get everything out.

Everyone needed to vent.

So right now, I kind of think things are okay,

but there's a possibility that they are not.

- Okay. Can we kumbaya

and let's go downstairs to the pool party?

- Let's go. - Oh, my God.

- Whoo! - Now, Angelina,

you wanted to clear the air with everyone.

Did you feel better after having that conversation?

- Yeah, I did. We needed to have that conversation.

It was like a big elephant in the room.

And I was like, "Let's just get it out in the open."

- Right. - Get it all out there.

- Now, Jenni, it was like you flipped a switch.

You know, it felt like everyone was getting grounded.

Is there a nickname for the, "I'm not done" Jenni?

- Mom. - Mom mode.

- Yo, she hit like a tone that, like, I was terrified,

and at the same time, I was, like, impressed.

- Passionate. - Vin, can you give us

your best "I'm not done" impression?

- I'm not done!

- Oh, my God. - That was pretty good.

- It was way louder than that if you were in the room.

- Yeah. - Oh, wow.

- Listen, we got where we needed to get.

- Yes.

- At the end of it, that's the most important part.

- Deena, if you could go back in time,

would you have escaped the suite

just to get to the pool party earlier?

- Definitely. - "Definitely."

- They would have snuck out. - Vinny!

- Vinny's the worst. I'm sorry.

- I hate him. - Now, Mike, you thought

San Diego was gonna be good vibes only.

- Yes, yes.

- But it was actually the opposite of that.

- Yes. - Did you really think

Angelina wasn't gonna find out about the podcast?

- Um, I didn't.

I thought that everything was smoothed over

between Angelina and myself.

We had multiple meetings.

I always like to be full disclosure.

So if you guys ask me anything...

- But you didn't though. - Like, I'll tell you--

- You weren't though. - Not necessarily.

- Because when I sat down with Jenni,

I heard things that were not disclosed at those meetings.

- No, but-- - In all fairness, the podcast

was something that was thrown in group chat

as a joke and were super, super sarcastic all the time.

- Right.

- So sometimes that doesn't translate

if someone is like just looking at the--

- The text.

- The text. - Got you.

- Yeah, but, Mike, I didn't take it like a joke.

When I found out, I was so pissed at you

because you told me, I was like,

"Wait, what the [bleep]?"

- But it's like you have to admit,

the streets were very messy.

- Who gives a [bleep] about the streets?

- You're a reality star.

You signed up for this years ago, sweetheart.

- It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

But you brought it on here. And then honestly...

- Brought it on here? - To be honest,

it's my real life, and it was my real divorce

and my real [bleep], man.

- But you understand that we get paid

to talk about my life and all of our lives.

- Just to keep it positive--

- No, let's keep it positive. - No, no. Yeah.

- She has a condition known as lie-abetes.

- Oh! [laughter]

- And you are the Snitchuation.

- Get him, girl. - Snitch.

- Yeah, I hate that guy.

- You got involved too far, man.

- No, I did. I did.

But also take a little bit of accountability.

- For what? Having my own life?

Living my [bleep] life?

- You had multiple side pieces. - No, I did not!

- You admitted it in a scene with me.

- First of all, me and Chris were done with the Luis thing.

That's not a side piece. - Listen, that's fine.

Listen, if you argue with me--

- All right. Well, guys, listen--

We don't have a repeat of San Diego.

[crosstalk] I heard there's a pool party.

- No, I don't give a [bleep]. I'm gonna say it right here.

Don't get involved in my [bleep] business anymore.

- What do you mean? You're a reality star.

You get paid to talk about your life.

- I don't care. - Then quit.

- It's not your business. My life is my business.

- You play the victim all the time.

- No, I don't.

- Don't be fooled by... - Uh-uh.

- Somebody who plays the victim in the storm that they created.

- I don't--but my life and my [bleep] marriage

and everything is not your [bleep] business.

- What? - It's not your business.

- No, I know--

- It's not anybody's business on these couches.

- You know, the only way to work

with someone that is toxic, you just can't play anymore.

[tense music]

- Are you leaving?

- What the [bleep]?

♪ ♪

Wait, where is he going? Why would he leave like that?

- Go, go, go.

Mike, are you okay? - Yeah.

- You sure? - Yeah.

- Can we have our wine?

♪ ♪

- I just want her to just be honest with me,

be a good friend, tell me the truth.

- Oh, my God.

- Vinny's just a lot about women.

- Wait, wait, what? - Oh.

- Wait, what? - [inaudible].

- Please welcome Lola the Bunny.

- I don't know if that's Lola.

- Uh-oh. - Yeah, that's an imposter.

[suspenseful music]

[upbeat music]

- I'm gonna say it right here, right?

Don't get involved in my [bleep] business anymore.

- You're a reality star,

you get paid to talk about your life.

- I don't care. - Then quit.

- But my life and my [bleep] marriage

and everything is not your [bleep] business.

- What? - It's not your business.

- No, I know--

- It's not anybody's business on these couches.

- You know what, the only way to work with someone

that is toxic, you just can't play anymore.

[tense music]

- Are you leaving?

- What the [bleep]?

Why would he leave like that?

- Uh. - I don't know.

♪ ♪

- Yeah, I'm all right.

- Yeah, I just need a minute, you know?

- What the [bleep] was that?

- That was a flip the table moment.

- All right.

- I don't care if she has side pieces.

It's not a perfect world.

I don't want perfection from her.

I just want her to just be honest with me.

Be a good friend. Tell me the truth.

Be like, "Yeah." I got the whop.

Cool. You're happy now. You're divorced.

It's awesome.

- What does he want me to say? Like, not--

- All right, well, listen... - I'm sorry.

- I'm not sure what's going on with Mike,

but we'll find out the situation

and we'll get him back.

- No, The Situation left. - Yeah, he left.

- Try and get him back in the building.

- He left. - My God.

- Have a little bit of accountability.

You're a reality star. This is what you do

for a living, to be full disclosures

and share your life with us and the world.

That's what we do.

So I think that's what I have trouble with, just her honesty.

- I always wanted to have somebody walk off the Reunion.

That's so fun.

- What?

- Pauly, is it a prank?

- Maybe.

- Pauly always thinks things are a prank.

- No, I think he's pissed.

♪ ♪

- Mike, we missed you.

Are you all right?

- Yeah, I'm good.

I don't like to argue. - [inaudible].

Is everything okay? - You know what I mean?

It was just not really getting anywhere.

And we're in such a better place now.

So I was like-- - Yeah.

- I just went to cool off.

- I didn't know if you were gonna come back.

I was like, "Holy [bleep]." You know?

- Yeah. No, I'm--I'm good.

Not gonna leave my squad hanging.

- Absolutely. A little fight can't break this family. Yeah?

- Yeah. Come on now.

- Come on. You've been through too much.

- I really do love these guys, even Angelina.

We're in such an awesome place. She's in group chat now.

We side text each other. Like...

- Can we hug it out? - Come on.

Come on now. come here. - Just Angelina and Mike hug.

- Come on. Come on now.

- Hug it out. - Yay!

- It's all good. I'm okay. - Whoo-hoo!

- It's getting weird now.

- Vinny's getting jealous. Sit back down, Ange.

- I'm getting jealous...

- He said, "Leave room for the Holy Ghost."

- Of Angelina.

- I didn't feel like we were getting anywhere,

and it just wasn't right, so I just was like,

trying to just exit the conflict, I guess.

- For sure. Yeah.

Before it escalated. - Yeah.

- You don't want to be the escalation.

- Yeah, exactly.

- The puzzle's not complete without you, so...

- Yeah. Yeah. - There it is. All right.

It took a decade, but the crew finally granted Vinny's wish

when they celebrated our favorite mama's boy.

Take the day off. We got a new holiday.

Happy Vin Day. Take a look.

- It's Vin Day, everybody.

Finally, a day to celebrate me.

I've been celebrating everyone else for years.

And I've never had a party.

- We can't have fun. We can't eat good.

We can't have carbs. We can't have pizza.

We can't put product in our hair.

- It's gonna be the best day ever, right?

all: [bored] Yeah.

- Yeah.

Yeah, Pauly.

- This is [bleep] terrible.

- Everybody can drink as long as you work it off?

- Look at me. - What sorcery of hell is this?

- Nah, I'm just gonna swing it around a little bit.

I'd rather clean up my cat [bleep] off my wall

than to jump rope with Vinny today.

I don't like this.

- I got your smoothie and your shots right here.

- Thank you. - Oh, my God. This smells.

- It smells ridiculous. - Ugh!

- I deserve a day. - I'm not gonna drink this.

- That I never got one before.

- The man is the opposite of fun.

- Are you really gonna drink it?

- [coughs] - I did it for you, Vin.

- The best thing about Vin Day

is they only happen once every years.

- Oh my!

- Yeah!

[cheers and applause]

- Yay! - I like this part of Vin Day.

- You guys got no faith in me. But I'm being fun.

- My man never really gets a day,

never really gets to party, so he's the best side piece

a man could ask for. - Yeah.

- To Vinny! - To Vinny!

- I love you, bro.

- Love you.

- All right, Jenni, start.

- Vinny, you are the brother I never wanted

but I am so thankful to have.

Love you dearly. And I'm your number one fan.

- Aw! - Yay!

- Even though today I had to throw myself this party,

hearing everybody say something nice about me

is honestly unbelievable.

Tonight might be like the best dinner

I've ever experienced with everybody.

- Yay, Vin Day!

all: [chanting] Vin Day! Vin Day!

Vin Day! Vin Day!

- Wow. - Now, Vinny, Vin Day

has been a long time coming.

How did it make you feel that your roommates

were finally celebrating you?

- I had, like, mixed emotions about it

because, like, I had to throw the party for myself.

They didn't even want to be there kind of thing.

- Oh, wow. - That's not true.

- He's being dramatic.

- We wanted to. Don't lie. - That [bleep] soft.

- That [bleep] was weird. - So drama.

- Rope, jump rope. - So, um, yeah.

- His type of day wasn't something we're into.

This guy took us jump roping and then drinking, right?

- Yeah. Like, who wants that?

- So you're gonna jump rope and drink.

Like, it just doesn't mix.

- It's gonna give you angina. - Yeah.

- Acid reflux and [bleep].

- He wanted us to eat all these keto snacks

and no dessert, no carbs.

- Okay. - That's not fun.

- Vinny's just a lot about Vinny, you know?

- Wait a minute, what?

Wait a minute, what? - Oh, gee!

- I never had a day. I never had a day.

- I do have to say, I tried my best, right?

Out of everyone, I got a burger with no bun.

- Wow. - Yeah, she did. She did.

- I did. - So you put the effort in?

- I did.

- Pauly, what was your favorite part about Vin Day?

- The best part about Vin Day was Vin Night.

It was awesome. - That was fun.

- Like, we turned up.

We went to the strip club.

- Nice. - This guy was dancing.

- We had blow-up Vinny heads.

- It was awesome. - I love that.

- That's the Vinny we love.

- I miss that. - When Vinny turns up...

- Come alive in the nighttime. - Yeah. He's nocturnal.

- He literally is a meatball. - Yeah.

- And we have so much fun with him,

and we like live for that. - Aw!

- But we don't really see that any too much though.

- Vin Night was like the best. - That was everything.

- For sure.

So San Diego was filled with surprise guests,

and we actually have one of them here at the Reunion.

Right now, please welcome Lola the Bunny.

- Oh!

- Yeah! - Lola!

- Lola, we're so happy you can make it.

- Why does Lola have a cane? - Lola the Pimp Bunny.

- Why does Lola look like cracked out?

- He's all screwed up. - Lola.

- Wait a second, guys.

- Lola, you're too small.

- I don't know if that's Lola, guys.

- Uh-oh. - Yeah. That's an imposter.

- Lola looks like he cracked his neck.

- Hey! - What the [bleep]?!

What the [bleep]?

- Oh, no. - Uncle Nino. Yeah!

- I'm back.

- Uncle Nino, how you doing? What are you doing here?

- I'm doing marvelous.

I miss my family, so I came down to see them all.

- Aw, that's amazing.

Uncle Nino, we're gonna get you a glass of wine.

- A glass? What the [bleep], a glass?

A bottle of [bleep] wine.

- A bottle. Whatever this guy wants.

- A glass? That was breakfast.

[laughter]

- Coming up, has Nicole really never gotten a hangover?

The roommates discuss and share their tried

and tested hangover cures.

[cheers and applause]

- I was wondering why Lola had a limp.

- My meatballs. How are you?

- Angelina, is there a new man in your life?

- There's a few that I'm dating,

so he's one of them. [laughter]

- Wait a second. - What's his name?

[suspenseful music]

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- Welcome back. We got more fan questions.

Virginia asks, "Angelina, who was the man you were

FaceTiming in the car after the winery?

Is there a new man in your life?"

- It's somebody I'm dating a little bit.

- Nice. - But there's a few

that I'm dating, so he's one of them.

- Wait a second. - Guess what his name is.

- Guess what his name is. - Vinny from Staten Island.

- Yep. - But not this Vinny.

- It's meant to be.

- Now I can be like, yeah,

she's with Vinny from Staten Island.

And it's not me.

- Now, Nicole, you claim you've never had a hangover.

But take a look at this. - Oh.

- I need to, like, get my [bleep] together.

I think I'm dying.

Ugh.

I'm gonna have to gag myself.

- We're in the theater.

- Oh, look at the little old lady.

- I don't even care.

- Oh, look at the little old Chilean lady.

You look like your grandmother from Chile.

- Ugh!

[laughter]

- Stop!

- What did you drink?

- Roommates, have you guys ever seen Nicole hung over?

- Yes. - All the time.

- Yes. - Not like that though.

- But not to, like, that debilitating.

- You used to sleep with, like, Gatorades and SoCo bottle.

- Yeah, but then I would wake up fine.

- Yeah. - I actually had to function.

- That next morning after you drink,

that [bleep] hits different.

- Yeah. What's your best hangover cure?

- Morning sex is great after that.

- Ew! - Yeah.

- It doesn't feel nauseous?

- Oh, like hangover sex? - It does, but you're horny.

- My thing is just keep drinking.

- The hair of the dog. - Yeah.

- You just wake up and keep drinking.

- Wake up and just keep going. That's what me and Nicole do.

- Yes. - [inaudible].

- She's been doing that for like two years.

- I think Angelina goes out more than everyone, for sure.

- She hasn't slept in, like, days.

- Angelina's the craziest drinker out of all of us.

- I'm a [bleep] beast.

I don't know why, but I just am.

- When was the last time you slept?

- Uh, not last night. - Wow.

- Jenni, you really let loose in El Paso

to the point that the meatballs gave you an alter ego,

AKA Prickly Elder. Take a look.

- Mess. - Oh, this is the best.

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- I'm trying to nap.

- Was that napping?

Jenni has probably drank two bottles of

on her own at this point.

And I'm like, "Oh, she's on one."

Wait, what are we gonna call her?

I'm Meena, you're Dren...

- Dren. - What is this--this thing.

- So we need a tired, drunk JWOWW.

- Well, that sounds boring actually.

- Prickly Elder. - Prickly Elder.

- Prickly Elder. [laughter]

- And so are we ever gonna see Prickly Elder again

or did you just leave her in El Paso?

- I had almost a full bottle of .

- Oh, wow. - She drank--no, you drank

the whole thing, girl. - Damn.

- So, like, off camera, we see a lot of Prickly Elder.

- Yeah. Okay.

- So me and Nicole were very excited

that she, like, came out.

- Yeah. - She was so much fun.

That was like probably one of my favorite times.

- The best Jenni. - Yeah.

- Even when she punched me in the neck, I was like,

"Let's keep it moving." - It was so fun.

- We didn't want to go in the house.

We're like, "Let's keep driving."

- I know. - I was great--

- Oh, [bleep]. - I'm dead.

- Yeah, Dee. Little Miss No Gag Reflex.

- Right. - [laughs]

- Okay.

- Little Miss Punch Me In The Throat.

- Oh, my God!

- Deena's a freak. - She was fun.

I had a good time with her.

- Coming up, the roommates stopped by

Wild 'N Out restaurant and got more than they ordered.

Are the fellas ready for round two?

Find out next.

all: [chanting] Wild 'N. Wild 'N. Wild 'N. Wild 'N.

- Speaking of, like, public speaking,

that would have been my worst nightmare.

- You k*lled the roasting thing at Angelina's wedding.

- Yeah, that was dope.

- Oh! - Oh, my God!

- It was nice to hear a priest being so nice...

- You're going to hell. She's going to hell.

- You're a saint.

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[upbeat music]

- So, guys, this is the control room.

This is where everything happens.

- But we have to be quiet, remember--very quiet.

- Quiet. Like, we're not supposed to be in here. So shh!

- Let's see what the Y shot looks like.

Take nine. [inaudible].

I'll take a look at that. Show me the entire slide.

- You're doing great, sweetie. - Just don't touch.

Don't touch.

- I feel like we're not supposed to touch buttons.

Let's just touch one, see what happens.

[Snooki screams] [alarm blares]

- Sorry, sorry. God bless you all.

Sorry!

- Thank you.

[alarm blaring]

- We're back with more "Reunion."

So funny enough, I was in San Diego

with Nick Cannon, and we heard

the "Jersey Shore" crew was at the Wild 'N Out Restaurant.

So Nick made some calls, we popped over

and we put their Wildstyle skills to the test.

Take a look. - Oh, God.

- Wild 'N! Wild 'N!

- It's guys versus girls. All my fellas make some noise.

- This is actually right up my alley.

Like, I love Wild 'N Out. I love playing improv games.

But I'm a little scared for my roommates.

- What are we doing right now?

- Hey, Pauly, I found your comb.

[laughter] - Hey!

- Honey, I got your spaghetti fork ready for you.

[laughter]

- Hey, babe. Come over here one second.

I got to fix your hair with these rollers, man.

- Ay! [cheering]

- Hey, baby.

it's time to make those Christmas cookies.

Let's go. [record scratch]

Abort mission. Abort.

- You can be talking [bleep] about my guys.

- Can I talk [bleep] about you?

- You can talk [bleep] about me.

- I'll try my best.

Yo, did you ever, like, [bleep] her [bleep]?

- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God!

- You spit. Whoo!

- Deena, okay. - I did really good.

- Yo, cut the beat, cut the beat.

- Okay.

- When I get handed the mic,

I go full B-Rabbit, Eminem mode.

- Y'all want me to come up here and show out?

Tell me why Angelina's [bleep] looks like Pauly D's blow out.

[audience exclaims]

- Oh! - Nikki and Pauly, I call them

jerk chicken parmesan.

[audience exclaims]

- The truth is you're not even from Jersey.

And word at the shore

is you're the one who gave Angelina herpes.

[audience exclaims]

- Vinny came through and bodied it.

But I don't think it was enough, fellas.

It's official, ladies.

You guys get the Wild 'N Out belt!

[crowd cheering]

- Pauly, be honest.

Were you nervous? - A little bit?

Yeah. I mean, you guys are professionals.

You do your thing. We're not in that realm.

- Yeah, I agree. - So we were a little nervous.

- We were in a restaurant.

Like, we were just out to eat. All of a sudden,

you walk in with Nick Cannon and clear the tables.

- Yeah. - To hand his microphones.

- We're like, all right. - That is crazy. Yeah.

- Nick handed me the mic and I handed it straight to Vin

'cause I just didn't connect to my brain to like...

- Sink or swim. - Roast my wife.

- Yeah. - And I just didn't do it.

- That's a good man.

- Speaking of, like, public speaking,

that would have been my worst nightmare.

- You k*lled the roasting thing

at Angelina's wedding though, so--

- Yeah, that was dope.

- Oh, my God. Vinny. - [laughter]

- No, she's divorced. - Moving right along.

- I was about to give you like such a nice thing.

I was going to say, "Vinny did such a good job."

- She's divorced, it's okay.

- Yeah. Because of the speech.

- All right. All right.

So, Deena, you have the reputation

of being the nice one in the house.

And Wild 'N Out is all about roasting.

Honestly, I didn't know you had a potty mouth like that.

You had me dying. - I really don't--

- You know, where did it come from?

Was it just like the drinks were flowing?

- Drinks were flowing. - Yeah.

- And I wanted to win.

And as everybody knows, I'm very competitive.

- She is. She is. - There you go.

- So I had to go for the throat.

- No gag reflex.

- Little Miss No Gag Reflex. - What is happening right now?

- Angelina, the girls defeated the fellas

and took home the belt.

How does it feel to know you're funnier than them?

- I loved it. - We k*lled it.

- Yeah. - We did k*ll it.

- Yeah. The girls cheated, but it was good, it was good.

- Well, if you're not cheating, you're not trying, Pauly.

Ask Angelina. No, I'm just kidding.

[all exclaim]

- See?

- Oh! - [indistinct singing]

- I love you, Ange.

- Coming up, we find out how Pauly's shoulder's feeling

after ramming through the confessional door.

- Oh. - Oh, goodness.

- More "Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Reunion" next.

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat music]

- Should have been. Like, "Oh, you're a d*ck. Ha, ha."

But, you know, instead, it turned into something way more.

- It's funny. Everyone here is allowed to get intoxicated,

Nicole, Deena, but no one gives a [bleep].

But when Angelina has an intoxicated night,

I'm getting judged.

- Do not pull me into this, b*tch.

- Wow. - Wow!

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- We're back with the "Jersey Shore" roommates.

Now, we almost never see Pauly lose his cool.

But this season, he ran through a confessional door

like there was free hair gel on the other side.

Take a look.

- Vinny just post this one. - That's actually a cute photo.

- All right, send it to me.

- First of all, it's going on my story.

- You said, appreciation post, you agreed to it.

- Oh, my God. He's writing a paragraph.

- It does not count... - Has to be something sweet.

- If you write something dumb.

- Yo, don't get gassed, like, be appreciative

for what you're getting right now.

- "Words can't describe how much

this incredible woman means to me.

God, I am so lucky and happy to have you in my life.

Out of all the stars in the sky,

you are the brightest one."

- Someone said, "Are you in danger?"

[laughter]

- Everyone knows Vinny loves me.

Like everyone.

- Vinny put another story right after it

with a tiny little "JK."

- [gasps] Oh, my God. He put joking.

- Yo! - What are you doing?

[all screaming]

- Angelina! What is wrong with you?

- Sorry, guys. - [bleep] you.

- Oh, [bleep]!

- It's just water.

[tense music]

- Just water. - Oh, God.

- Oh, no, no, no. Oh!

- Are you [bleep] kidding me?

- Open the door.

- No, no. - Oh.

- I'm not [bleep] going away.

- Stop, you as*h*le. [inaudible].

- You just poured [bleep] wine on me.

- You b*tch, you don't [bleep] pour wine on me.

- Oh, God. - You just poured wine on me.

- [inaudible]. - You poured wine on her.

- b*tch. - You as*h*le.

You touch me again, I'm done.

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God!

- Pauly, you could have been a football player.

- I know, right? - Holy--one push.

- Me and Nicole weren't there,

so I'm like trying to see like--

- I'm still--I'm flustered. - I'm like--

- What the [bleep] just happened?

- Now, Vin, this all started

because you promised Angelina an appreciation post

if the girls won the Wildstyle battle.

- So this is all my fault? Yeah. It's my fault.

- You did the post, but you followed it

with an immediate JK.

- Which wasn't cool. - Why didn't you honor the bet?

- The bet was that I would put a appreciation post.

- Okay.

- There was no bet about what I can or cannot do

on my social media page after I posted that.

- That's fair.

- Should have been like, "Oh, you're a d*ck. Ha, ha!"

But, you know, instead it turned into something way more.

- You didn't have to go so-- you didn't have to do

like, an extravagant thing. That was on you.

- I know I didn't have to. Yeah.

- So you did it on your own. And then you just wanted

to be a little dickhead and take it back.

- I'm sorry to break the news to you.

That love letter, I was JK.

- I don't give a [bleep]. Nobody cares.

- I was JK. I was JK. - I don't care.

- I was JK.

- You're immature. - I was JK.

- I just thought that that was very immature of him.

He, like, literally didn't hold up to his end of the bargain.

- I thought I did. We could agree to disagree.

- Let me ask Mike--

- It was an exclusivity clause.

- Were you surprised when Angelina went right

to throwing water on Vinny? Did that surprise you?

- No. - Threw water.

- I was surprised when water turned to wine. That's all.

- Pauly, what went through your mind

when Nikki became collateral damage?

- Here's the situation, water now turned into the wine.

And then she did it and then ran away.

And so I was like, "Well, if there's gonna be a fair fight,

it should be wine on wine." And then I opened the door.

- Yeah, but whatever I found, which was right next to me,

I grabbed it and then I just threw it.

It's funny. Everyone here is allowed to get intoxicated,

Nicole, Deena, but no one gives a [bleep].

But when Angelina has an intoxicated night,

I'm getting judged or I'm getting--

- I have to do a lot of apologies.

- I'm not throwing wine at people,

and I always apologize.

- I'm gonna say, I was like, "Oh, [bleep]."

Like, when I figured out it was wine.

- I always own up to my nasty stuff.

- Well, it was wine. - That is not the truth.

- Do not pull me into this, b*tch.

- Pauly, we always see, you know, the positive Pauly.

I don't think I've ever seen you angry.

You know, but we got a little glimpse.

How's your shoulder feeling? 'Cause--

- Shoulder's-- shoulder's good, but--

- It's all right?

- It was positive because where I come from, like,

I was brought up that way to open a door

for the lady. - I love that.

- I was opening the door for my girlfriend.

- That was very-- chivalry is not dead.

- Chivalry is not dead. - It is not dead.

- Now, Vinny, that must have been

pretty hot for you watching that.

- Oh, my God. - He ran out.

Didn't you run out? - That was hot, huh?

- I mean, watching that right now, watching that back.

- I think he's [inaudible]. - We're gonna get you a towel.

Coming up, Palm Sunday has a whole new meaning

when you're trying to smoosh your priest.

We're looking back on the funniest moments

from this season.

[applause]

- Whoo-hoo!

- I did it and instantly burned my tonsil.

I didn't know what to do.

So instead of swallowing it, I spit it out.

- You should never swallow.

Angelina, were you really contemplating

smooshing the priest?

- I mean-- - Oh, dear God.

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- Let's welcome back to the "Jersey Shore:

Family Vacation Reunion."

This family grows bigger every year,

but we recently lost an irreplaceable member.

After battling cancer, Mike and Lauren's

beloved dog Mosey passed away. - Aw.

- Mike, talk to us about Mosey.

He was such a big part of your life and such a beautiful dog.

- Yeah. We were able to get an additional seven months

out of Mosey.

The diagnosis was one to three.

So we're very appreciative and we cherish

the moments that we had.

I mean, he was an amazing dog.

He really was. He was like a family member.

So he was so sweet and so loving,

and he was like a big teddy bear.

- And we know he's wagging his tail up there in heaven.

- Yeah.

- We love you, Mosey, and we miss you, buddy.

- Mosey! - RIP.

- Let's pivot and end things on a happier note.

There were too many hilarious moments from this season,

so we treated them like boogers in Angelina's nose

and picked our favorites.

Take a look.

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- It's after.

- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God! What is that?! [laughter]

Ah. It's burning my tongue.

That tastes like [bleep]. No offense.

- [burps]

- Congratulations. - Ew!

- There was a sudden death last night.

Oh, ow! - Oh, [bleep].

- I snapped my Louboutin.

We've been through life together.

These were my first pair.

- People are dying. - [bleep] off!

- They might be adding a little bit

of jump rope flair to Chippendales.

- Oh, really? - Yeah.

- Do you have to do that choreo-graphy?

- Choreo-graphy? - It's choreo-graphy, yeah.

- It's choreography. [laughter]

- I didn't get to meet you.

- Father Rick. Father Rick. - Yeah.

- Father Jerome has told me so much about you.

- Thank you.

- I feel for what you're going through right now,

so, you know-- - Yeah.

- You can stop by the mission some time and--

- Definitely. - Yeah.

- Yeah. He asked me to come back to the church.

Nice to meet you.

I can't friggin' date a priest. Come on, me.

No, that church will be going up in flames.

Some people gotta get it in, right?

- Oh, dear God. - Oh, dear God.

- He said, "Oh, dear God."

- He said, "Oh, no, they don't."

- Now, Nicole, what was harder, chugging an entire glass

of rosé or taking the ginger shot?

- So I was, like, open to it.

Nikki was like, "You're gonna like it.

Like, cleanses yourself." I was like, "All right."

And I go--first, I was like, "Does Pauly do it?"

'Cause me and Pauly are, like, the same with foods.

I was like, "Does Pauly like it?"

- And she was like, "Yeah, he does it all the time."

I was like, "Okay, I'm gonna like it."

And then I did it and instantly burned my tonsil.

I didn't know what to do.

So instead of swallowing it, I spit it out.

- Spit it out. You should never swallow.

- I didn't like it. Yes.

- Now, Angelina, were you really

contemplating smooshing the priest?

- I mean-- - Oh, my God!

- b*tch! You're going to hell.

- [inaudible]. - She's going to hell.

- No, I was not.

But it was nice to hear a priest being so nice.

- Does he still hit you up? - He texts me.

- You're an angel. - Wow.

- I'm like, "Holy [bleep]! A priest likes me."

- What's a priest's favorite form of vag*na?

- I don't know. Do you know?

- Ew! - You should ask him.

You should go hang out with him and ask.

- Go ahead, Vinny. - None.

- Let's go. - Vin!

- Yeah, you guys, he landed one.

He landed one today.

- Vin, that was good. - He landed one.

- That was a good one. - That was good.

- Thank you. - All right.

- Thank you. - That was good.

- Well, another epic "Family Vacation"

is in the books.

Big thanks to Nicole, Deena,

Jenni, Angelina, Pauly,

Vinny, Mike, Uncle Nino, and Brenda for stopping by.

- Yeah, Brenda's in the mix.

- Yay! - I'm Justina Valentine.

Let's end this night with a cheers.

- Yeah!

- Salut!

- Cheers. - [inaudible].

- Relax, everyone.

- Yes! - Whoo!

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