06x10 - Operation Mike Drop

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

all: First night in NOLA!

- Of course, we have this Angelina and Mike drama.

- Our drama is not over.

- How are you gonna do the reveal?

- We have no idea.

- This guy wants to do this gender reveal.

- Operation jump out of a plane.

- Stop it!

- I'm so drunk.

- Has--

oh, my God, Chris.

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

♪ ♪

- ♪ I keep rising, I rise ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I keep rising, I rise ♪

♪ I keep rising, I rise, uh-huh ♪

- Bourbon Street, get it, girl.

Come on, girl.

I was so busy with running around,

sports stuff, my store,

that I got the frickin' date wrong.

I have to poop really bad.

I feel like a complete as*h*le...

Is this the right way?

Because I'm the one that missed the first full day.

[sighs] I'm tired.

- [gagging]

I remember bits and pieces from last night,

but really nothing much.

Every time I think that I don't have

any more left in me to throw up,

there's more that comes out...

[gagging]

And more that comes out.

[gagging]

[whimpers]

- What the f*ck is this?

Oh, my little-- sweet little room.

Crocodilly!

Hi, Crocky.

All right, I really have to poop, so...

[line trilling]

- Yo, is this the dancing chooch?

- Not anymore.

- Yes, you are.

Still a dancer, still a stripper.

Bro, we need to focus today.

It's gender reveal time.

- Me and Pauly decided today is the day

of Mike's gender reveal.

He has no idea what's about to happen,

but Mike will actually jump out of a plane.

- We gotta take the reins on this.

Do you remember he said he wanted

to jump out of a plane? Why don't we do that?

- He's gonna tell Lauren, and Lauren's not gonna

let him do it. - Right.

All right, let's figure this out.

I'm gonna come to you.

- Friends?

Where's my friends?

Hello?

Friends?

Cool, there's no f*cking friends.

Sick suite.

Oh, you are creepy as f*ck, sir.

You're weird and freaky.

Who is this man?

I don't like your face.

Mama's here, b*tches!

I don't like you.

- Hello?

- Deener! - Hey!

- I'm in the cast suite. No one's here.

- I'll be right there. - OK.

- Yo. - Yo, what up?

- Are you decent? Ah, f*ck, you are.

- Sorry to disappoint.

- Um, what we gotta do, man, we got to focus.

- We cannot tell him, because he's gonna tell Lauren.

- She can't know. The other girls can't even know either.

- So we keep Lauren separate from Mike today.

- Yes.

The only way this is gonna actually work

is if Mike gets up in the air before Lauren finds out.

She's not gonna let it go down.

How do we distract the girls?

- Alcohol. - Wine.

- Yeah. - Yeah, exactly.

- Brunch. - Yeah, they got mimosas.

- They can do mimosas.

- Ooh, we're sneaky.

We got this.

- We gotta figure out a way

to get this m*therf*cker jumping out of a plane.

- Yes. - But don't tell him

that he's gonna jump out of a plane.

What are we gonna say, let's go get breakfast?

Like, we need to do... - No.

- Something that's, like, big.

- Is there something--I know they got pizza around here.

- Mm-hmm. Let's look up, like, Italian New Orleans food.

- All right. - Muffaletta sandwich.

- It's a muffa-what-a?

- Muffaletta. - Muffa-who?

What'd you just call me? - Oh, you know the Muffalettas?

- Oh, I know Muffaletta, he used to live down the street.

- Yeah, he lived down the street.

- Yeah, he owes me money. - In Staten Island, yeah.

- What the f*ck's a muffaletta?

- Well, we gonna find out.

I have no idea of what a muffaletta sandwich is.

It sounds like one of Angelina's future ex-husbands,

Chris Muffaletta.

"A muffaletta is a deli sandwich topped

"with fresh olive salad,

"browned Italian bread,

salami..." - Bro, it's an Italian--

- "Mortadella..." - It's an Italian sub.

- What, are we in Staten Island?

- I'm with it. - That looks b*mb.

We're gonna go eat some Italian sandwiches.

- Gonna go eat some muff. - We're gonna--

[laughs] We're gonna go eat some muffalettas.

- Girls are gonna do their brunch.

- Eventually, Mike is gonna find out

that he's jumping out of an airplane.

No big deal. both: No big deal.

- All right, so we'll do--throw food in front of his face.

He won't even think about it. - This is too easy.

- Hello? - [gasps]

Thank God!

both: Mm. - You look cute.

I feel like I have to go get ready.

How was yesterday?

- Ange was all over the place,

still spiraling about the Twitter.

- Mike has been coming at me on Twitter.

He said I had-- I should have been a felon.

- But then they were in the car in the back,

and one of them brought it up.

And they weren't fighting.

Jenni was the mediator in the back.

- Listen-- - Told her to come in positive.

- No, she is--she is--no. - I said, if you're being

positive... - I'm trying to be--

- She'd be positive. - I'm--I'm being positive.

- I think another conversation is gonna have to be had

because it was, like, in the car, and then it got,

like, stopped short because we got to the restaurant.

- I don't want any drama like San Diego.

- To a cheater. What?

- I'm a cheater? - Yeah, you are.

- God forbid.

Is Ange alive?

- I don't know, actually. Let me call her.

- Gold Coast Skydiving. - Hey, how you doing?

I'm actually doing a big gender reveal for a buddy of mine.

We need for him to jump out of a plane.

- All right, can we do,

you know, detection smoke from one of my guys.

- Actually, that's a great idea.

- Do you have pink smoke? 'Cause we all know it's a girl.

Look, we all know it's a girl,

but I still want to see Mike jump out of a plane.

- We don't have the smoke.

- Oh, damn, I didn't realize that.

I gotta figure something else out here.

- Yeah, and he's a big boy too, so--

- He's a big boy. Is there a weight limit?

- [laughs] - Hang on.

Hang on now. How big we talking now?

- Nah, not that big. - Two...

- He's, like, doughy.

He has really small legs though.

- He's top-heavy.

- Like, abnormally big biceps.

- So he's skipping leg day kind of deal?

- Oh, yeah, every day.

[laughing]

We'll see you there. - All right, we're gonna

see you in a little bit. Thank you so much.

- She's probably not alive, I'm telling you.

- Hello? - Oh!

- sh*t, you sound horrible. - Are you OK?

- Ange, I'm here.

- Who--Nicole?

- Are you OK?

- I've been hugging the toilet bowl all day.

- Me and Chris were-- - Aw.

I think you were Brenda last night.

- At the end of the night, you threw

Vinny's cake on the floor,

and then you were on your knees squishing the cake.

- Wait, when?

- [gasps] She blacked out.

- Whoo!

- No, not funny.

- [babbling]

[laughter]

- ♪ What a waste of cake ♪

- Now I have to f*ck' do this.

- Bro, you're a weirdo. - All right, well, get ready.

- Get your sh*t together. I'm here.

- We're going-- we're going out.

Yikes.

- Woof.

- Listen to this.

We have Zack and Chris.

What I'm gonna tell them is,

guys, here's what I need you to do.

Hang back. I'm gonna text you an address

to pick up a box.

Don't ask what's in that box.

Don't look what's in that box.

- Because otherwise, I'm gonna f*cking k*ll you.

- I'm gonna f*cking k*ll you.

Have Zack and Chris ever really been put to the test?

They play an essential role

because you know what's in that box, right?

- Mm-mm. - The smoke,

the pink smoke.

[laughter]

So why not put them to the test now?

I'm gonna tell them to go see my guy

and don't ask any questions.

I got a guy for them to go see, that's it.

See, I have a guy for everything.

If they look in that box,

they're gonna see my other guy,

the guy they don't want to see.

- Knock, knock.

- Come in, come in.

- Chris and Zack have been just kind of

on the outskirts of the circle of trust.

- Draw that curtain, Vin. - All right.

- What's going on? - What is happening?

- Yeah, they got married and engaged,

and, you know, Zack raises Jenni's kids,

but this is the ultimate test.

- Fellas, we got a little, uh, project for you guys.

- [deep voice] Yeah. - I'm gonna

text you an address.

You're gonna pick something up, OK?

Don't ask me what it is.

Don't ask me who you're gonna see.

Don't look in that box.

And I'm gonna text you another address of where to bring it.

The thing is, you cannot let your wives know.

- Mm-hmm. - Don't ask me any questions.

- No speaking? - And do not look in that b--

what happens if you look in that box?

- We'll f*cking k*ll you.

- Meet this guy in this unknown location

and pick up this unknown package.

- For something important.

- See this right here?

This is the circle of trust.

This is our family.

This is you guys.

- We're outside the circle? - We're still outside

of your trust. - You're close to it, you know?

You're, like, creeping on the outside.

But if you want to be inside the circle of trust,

you gotta complete this. - Mmm. It's nice in there.

It's nice and warm. - Yeah.

If Chris and Zack want to be

in the circle of trust,

they're gonna have to do this mission

because if they f*ck around, they're gonna find out.

- Yeah, they're gonna f*ck around and find out.

And you see that little circle? You know where they are?

Outside of it. - Outside of the circle.

We want you guys right here.

- In the warm center. - Can we count on you?

- Yeah, for sure. - Appreciate it, man.

- I feel like we're in a mob movie.

- So do not let the wives know.

- Don't let the wives know what?

- Exactly. I like that answer.

- Yeah. - I like that.

I like that. - That's right.

We are, except we're on the side

that doesn't end well.

- Don't look in the box.

both: We won't look in the box.

- Trust. - We'll take care of it.

- Thank you.

[smooth hip-hop music]

- What you think? - I'm a little upset

we're outside the circle.

- f*ck around, and... both: You'll find out.

- My wife is going to flip out.

- If my husband's in a plane, I'll lose it.

- Oh, f*ck.

- They're in the air! - No.

I can't get my right leg out.

- No!

- ♪ We can live it up like ♪

♪ Dancing in the moonlight ♪

♪ Feeling good, yeah, all right ♪

- Honey, today's the last day to vote

for Reality Star of the Year.

- Are we in "The Shining"?

- Doesn't this remind you of "The Shining"?

- What's up, man?

- You guys know

that Hurricane Nicole is about to arrive?

- Wow, there literally is a Hurricane Nicole coming.

- The party's here! - Hurricane Nicole!

- I made it. So proud of you.

- Thanks. You're my number one fan.

- How you feeling? - Hi.

I'm good. How are you?

- Muah.

What did I miss?

- Is Ange OK?

- She was throwing up all morning,

probably from drinking all day. - Aw.

- She was barhopping by herself?

- She was. - She was, like,

talking to you, but, like--

- She was going--[laughing]

- Something--something was malfunctioning.

- Yeah. - She wasn't--in the van.

- I was like, yo, amazing vibe out here.

She's like, but I have to talk to you.

- We'll talk.

- Yeah. No, I know, I know.

- Earlier that night, she came into my room,

and she did have a discussion with me and Chris about it.

- Calm or not calm?

- I thought I was gonna go f*cking

Karate Kid on some m*therf*cker.

- She wasn't calm. [laughter]

- He said in the text,

"If there's anything disrespectful,

I'll take it down." - Mm.

- So, like, she's-- - Please just text me.

The text message, it says, you know,

"The girls can't take it, I can."

- God.

- These girls can take a lot--

a lot of d*ck.

- Disgusting.

- No. No-Nut November. - No-Nut.

- I am on day eight of No-Nut November.

[laughter]

- If it's No-Nut November, then, like,

why did I come? - Yeah.

- Last night I came close, no pun intended.

- Where? - When?

- With myself. - With himself, with himself.

- Oh, OK. - You're teasing yourself?

- Yeah, I'm like, ooh. - You know what?

both: Ew!

- It's funny you say that. A lot of the times on vacation,

I get a little, like, horny.

- OK. - I do.

- All right.

Ew.

- You guys liked

the reservations I did last night, right?

- Yeah, can we go back? - We should go back.

- Girls, I have something set up for you you're gonna love--

brunch and mimosas.

both: Ooh! - [laughing]

It's working.

And for us,

you ever heard of a muffaletta?

- No. - What's that?

- It looks like an Italian sandwich--

Italian meat. - Oh, sh*t.

- Ooh!

- We're gonna go try all that out.

- Muffins? Muffaletta?

Murf?

Murffles?

Never heard that word before.

Muffs.

- Can you bring us home a sandwich to try?

- When you guys are going to brunch?

- When Angelina rises from the dead.

- Yeah, right.

- Yeah, we're gonna be here all day.

- [gagging]

[sighs]

I need help this morning so bad, so f*cking bad.

Hi, guys.

- Hey, how's it going? - Nice to meet you.

So I called this company that does emergency IVs.

All righty.

I need the biggest hangover bag they have.

I've been hugging a f*cking toilet bowl all day.

How much f*cking food is in me that I keep throwing up,

like, chunks of sh*t?

Not sh*t. You know what I'm saying.

Imagine people actually throw up sh*t.

What would you do?

- All right, you girls have fun.

- Bye. Thank you for setting this up.

- You're welcome.

MVPK for muffalettas!

Do you know where the muffaletta is?

I'll check it out.

all: Muffaletta!

- King didn't do it.

Which way is the muffaletta?

[person squeals]

They act like they ain't never seen guidos before.

What's up? What's up?

- It's a vibe, MVP on Bourbon Street.

- You guys know where the muffalettas are?

- I can smell the mortadella from here, man.

- Oh, word? - I can smell the muff.

- Where's the moofalinis?

- They're known for sandwiches here,

like, good muffalettas.

- Yeah, give me that muffaletta.

You're Italian.

- Yep. - I could tell.

- So y'all have to do the muffaletta.

- Yeah, that's what I was told.

So all right, we're gonna try this thing.

I told you. - All right, cool.

Are you having a little "DWTS" withdrawal right now?

- I don't know what I'm having.

- Listen, you might have side effects

from No-Nut November.

- Because your pee-pee shrinks if you don't use it.

- One full month, days.

Your pee-pee-- - Your pee-pee shrinks.

- Your pee-pee shrinks.

- I need that.

My sh*t is f*cking huge.

- If you don't use it...

- You lose it.

- That's it.

- Ange, are you alive?

- Angeliners? - No, I'm not alive.

I'm gonna die.

- You are the most dramatic of dramatics.

- It's--girl.

- Pauly set up a mimosa day.

- A mimosa honestly might help you.

You need a mimosa.

You need a Bloody Mary.

We're on vacation.

Get your sh*t together.

- Why don't I just meet you guys there?

- OK. - All right.

- Just don't die. - [sighing]

[Italian music]

- Oh, here we go.

- That's us. - Ooh-wee.

Wow, that looks good.

- Wow.

- Oh, wow.

- Thank you. - This is great.

This thing looks amazing.

Salute!

- How do you eat this m*therf*cker?

♪ ♪

- Look at his mouth.

My compliments to the chef.

- This is definitely one of the best sandwiches I've ever had.

The semolina's good.

And BDS is a critic.

The toasted semolina, the olive tapenade,

the melted cheese, and the Italian meats,

I mean--[speaking Italian]

- Mike, we gotta figure out what we're doing

for this big gender reveal.

- Fireworks are cool. Helicopter, plane...

- I like that, the plane.

- Dropping powder or confetti.

- That's cool. - Could be a banner.

But I think something from the air.

You know, I want to kiss the sky, you know?

- Mm. - Ooh.

"Kiss this sky."

Hmm, that's perfect. I got you.

Your wish is our command.

- ♪ Gonna touch the sky ♪

♪ Gonna, gonna touch the sky ♪

- ♪ I walk into the room with all those eyes on me ♪

- Want a coffee?

- I just had a coffee.

- Pauly said he was gonna text us,

but I never got a text.

- Me neither.

[smooth Muzak]

♪ ♪

- Pauly and Vinny task me and Zack

with going to pick up a package.

The only instructions is, don't talk to the guy

and don't look in the box.

Is this a Pauly D prank?

Maybe this whole thing is not happening.

- What do we drop from the sky though?

What color would it be, pink or blue?

- Well, are you ready? - Yep.

- We're having a girl.

- No. - Hey!

- I had no idea from the first times

you told us it was a girl.

- No, I--what do you mean? I never told you.

- ♪ Bang, bang, hit that frame ♪

- Ooh, this is pretty. - Look how pretty.

all: Ooh!

- Let's go, girls.

- It looks fancy.

- I'm here for all of this.

Girls' brunch.

This place looks like a good, classy, fun time.

[burps]

Excuse me. - Girl.

- [laughs]

- Like you've never burped before.

- OK, here's a question.

The queen--like, you have to f*cking burp sometimes.

- Oh, definitely. - So what do you do?

- Yeah, they sh*t. - Oh, they burp.

[laughter]

- Do they go, like-- - They're probably like, eh.

- But you still make the noi-- bah.

Like, what do you--

- What if they do a fart?

- That, they probably hold in.

Maybe just silent.

- But what if it just pops out?

- I would assume. - Oops!

- Like, the queen was, like, -something years old.

- She definitely sh*t her pants.

- Yeah. - God rest her soul.

- Yes.

- Angelina had amazing, positive vibes the first day,

but then the girls said on the side,

she was being a bit erratic.

- Mike can't shut up once he has,

like, something caught in his head.

- We had this side deal,

and I don't know why you're crying about it now.

You guys know the backstory to it.

- Right now, it's Angelina.

- But she had texted me a couple weeks prior.

Vinny, I'll send you the texts, the receipts.

You can play Angelina, and I will play myself

and--on the text exchange of the receipt.

- All right, so this is a table read?

- Yes. - Action.

[Scott Joplin's "The Entertainer"]

♪ ♪

- Let's tweet crazy.

- If I say anything you don't like,

just text me and I'll delete it.

- Leave it. Just don't say "sl*t"

'cause that sh*t ain't allowed no more.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[music stops]

Oh. Say "LOL." - You're supposed to say "LOL."

- Oh, sorry. LOL.

- I'm not the other girls. I can deal.

- I don't know. People are flipping out

that I'm turning to the dark side.

- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

- Bigger laughing face. [music stops]

- To the side with the tears. - To the side with the tears.

- If we do make this a movie, someone else has to play Mike.

- OK, take two, take two. - OK, ready?

I don't like his acting.

I think it's good. Mike, it can't always be me.

You've got to take the reins.

And then we should pass it.

But everyone's too scared.

We don't care.

- End scene.

I wasn't gonna bring this up,

but she will not let it go.

- Mike sounds like Angelina right now,

like, saving receipts.

- She just won't let it go.

- He's kind of playing the same game as her.

- I'll be right back. Gotta make a call.

- Dude, that table read was fire, kid.

- That was fire, right?

[hip-hop music]

[phone chimes]

- I mean, listen, when I first got the text messages,

I'll be honest...

- Get the address.

- It said go now. We gotta go now.

- And I was like, uh, OK.

- We're gonna get into a fight or something.

- It's all you.

- Never trust a stripper.

We're ready.

- And blowouts.

- Ha ha.

All right, the plan is in motion.

- ♪ I'm a queen ♪

♪ Better drop down when I step ♪

♪ On the scene ♪

♪ ♪

- Welcome to my life.

I can't deal.

- Which one of us is gonna actually take the package?

- All right, this is what I think.

I think you should be the lookout.

Let me focus on the package.

You watch my six.

- In case anything goes south.

- To be honest, I'm not really trusting Pauly right now.

- It's a tour, man. This is only the first stop.

- But she knows I have receipts.

- Mike thinks we're going to another sandwich spot.

Little does he know we're going to the skydiving spot.

Let's do this, boys, next spot.

- This place has, like, drag shows and stuff, right?

- Yeah, the drag show is so fun here too.

- I want Zack to get a lap dance.

- Remember?

Gianni went on stage.

The drag queen was on him.

[cheers and laughter]

And he was sitting up there like this.

- Petrified. - Yeah.

- No wonder he doesn't want to come and film anymore.

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

- Is this a muffaletta tour

or a tour of sandwiches of NOLA?

Maybe, like, a shrimp po'boy next.

- Oh, that's what you want?

- About to basically kidnap somebody

and force them to jump out of a plane.

This could definitely backfire,

especially when we tell him

he's not getting another sandwich.

- So boys, now that you've heard all the facts,

like, did I do anything wrong?

[bell dings]

- Yep, you got in an entanglement with the devil.

It's very easy to distract Mike when there's drama involved.

- She would come for me every week.

- He's just gonna keep trying to figure out

why he's not wrong.

- Man, this line for the muffaletta is long.

- Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, she--

she notoriously comes in hot.

- And he could do that for, like, years.

- Now, she's saying there was an addendum sent.

I've never seen it.

- It's called addendum or amendment?

- Addendum. - I thought an addendum was,

like, a list of things to do.

- No, an amendment is--

- Amendment is you change it.

- But I think an addendum is to add on.

- "An amendment is typically used to change something

that's part of an original contract--"

- Yes. - Wait, wait, I'm not done.

"An addendum is used to clarify and add things

that were not initially part..."

- Oh, slap my butt, no way. - "Of the original contract."

- Yeah. - Slap it.

- There is no difference between an amendment

and an addendum,

because a snake honors nothing.

- She even amended-- amended the addendum.

- By herself, and it never was signed by both parties.

[upbeat music]

- This is some vacation.

Open water, there's no bystanders.

- It sounds like the perfect place to,

like, k*ll someone or bury a body.

- Maybe we could book our own drag.

- Oh, that would be great. - And the boys have to come...

- Yes. - Watch drag.

- Oh, yes. - Vinny could do

a "Dancing with the Stars" move.

- Wait, we should dress Vinny as drag.

- Remember, he dressed up in Miami in my clothes?

- Oh, hey, boo.

- What the [...] is that? [laughs]

- Remember in Italy, they dressed like us.

Vinny was me.

- And then he did the bridesmaid dress.

- Let's hear it for Vincent Guadagnino.

Speech!

- He liked it. - Oh, yeah.

- Vinny, you do realize

you can take that dress off, right?

- Vinny's a drag queen.

- I feel like it makes sense.

- This is the best day of my life.

- Vinny would be like, shut up, I'm not doing it.

- Yeah. - He would literally be a drag.

- Not a good drag.

[upbeat music]

- It seems like we're going to Georgia right now.

- Yeah, we're doing a tour of each states' muffalettas.

- This muffaletta place is an hour

outside of Bourbon Street.

Oh, we're in the bayou, boys.

We're in the bayou.

We going gator hunting right now?

Maybe wrassling a gator?

I feel like I'm on the way to the pine barrens right now,

if you know what I'm saying.

- ♪ I can't stop, can't stop ♪

♪ I'm going higher up ♪

- She's crazy.

- Yeah. - She's, like,

you know, a loose cannon.

You don't know what she's gonna do.

- We're going past, like, airport signs,

entering the airport, entering the air base,

entering the flight space, and Mike still doesn't know

he's gonna skydive for this gender reveal.

The addendum or the amendment wasn't notarized.

- Yeah.

- This is the art of distraction.

So what happened in the van last night?

If we keep talking about Angelina,

he won't even know what's going on.

- She was just all over the place,

you know? - Yeah.

[dramatic Italian music]

- Hi, Deena, CJ, and Cameron.

- Hi, Jenni, Meilani, and Greyson.

- It's Wednesday, November th, :.

We're in Louisiana, we think.

If you're listening to this, we're probably gator food.

Boys, just remember to always be a gentleman,

hold the door open for women, and treat them with respect.

Don't let people swindle you with talks of circle of trust.

- [distorted] This is the circle of trust.

- It's bullshit.

- We're on a highway over open water.

We're not sure where we're going.

We do not have clear direction.

- This is all under the direction

of Pauly DelVecchio,

AKA DJ Pauly D.

- And Vinny Guadagnino.

- [distorted] We're counting on you.

- CJ and Cameron, never trust

Uncle Pauly and Uncle Vinny ever again.

Should we wave that cop down?

- What are we doing tonight?

- Maybe Pauly's planning it.

- I don't know. I haven't heard anything.

- I've got to walk very slow today.

I'm sick as hell right now,

but I'm gonna meet up with the girls

even if it kills me.

Yo. - Hey.

- Did you guys see that f*cking text Pauly sent?

all: No.

- "Hey, girls, I have a cab

"picking you guys up outside country club.

I have a fun activity planned. See you there."

- I'm dying. - Fun activity?

- I don't know--I don't want to do any activities today.

I just f*cking got here.

- I really think a mimosa would help.

[dramatic Italian music]

- That's a warehouse.

- Maybe it's a f*cking jail.

- Look for a guy holding a box.

- Can you just loop around so Zack's side is

towards the building, please, just in case?

- No, I think we should just... - Can do.

- Stop right here, and we'll get out right here.

♪ ♪

- Where we going, to a farm for this muffaletta?

- What the hell?

What type of muffalettas they make here?

- Wow, the muffalettas must be really...

- Damn. - Authentic here.

- They must grow them out here in the trees.

- Yo, Vinny, you jumping out of a plane, guy?

- No, not me.

- All right, let's go.

- ♪ You can't stop now ♪

- We scanned the exterior.

We were supposed to see some mysterious man.

He was not there.

I must say, Zack, very brave of you to pick it up.

- I mean, it's definitely not a muffaletta place.

- I don't think jumping out of a plane is safe.

All right, let's go.

- ♪ Can't stop now ♪

- Let's go get this muffaletta.

Bro, didn't you say you wanted

to kiss the sky for your reveal?

Well, we out here.

- Whenever we asked you-- we were like,

yo, what do you wanna do for your gender reveal?

- Something with a plane.

- You're like, something with a plane.

- Yeah. - So--

- Yo, who's jumping out of a plane, maine?

- Well, we wanted you to fulfill your dream

of kissing the sky, so... - Oh, really?

- Kiss that sky, my guy... - Oh, damn, all right.

- Because this is your gender reveal!

There's your plane. There's your plane.

- Your plane. - You asked for it.

You shall receive it. - I didn't say

that I wanted to jump out of a plane.

- I'm the god-- I'm your godfather,

so I have to get you what you want.

- Do we have a stuntman?

- It's you! - Yeah, you!

- No, I--I-- - Run back that tape.

He said that he wanted to kiss the sky--

four times you said it.

- I said that we can drop something from a plane.

- Yeah, you said you. - My wife is going to flip out.

- By that time, you're gonna be already descending.

- Descending? - Yeah.

So are you jumping out of the orange one or the white one?

- ♪ Can't keep me down ♪

- This'll go viral.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Vibe check ♪

♪ % living in a party state of mind ♪

- Bathrooms? Anyone bathrooms?

- Yes, yes. - Yeah.

- Pauly sends us a text.

"Car's outside.

Get in it for the next location."

What is this? Everything's such a surprise

and, like, crazy.

- Here, girl. - Let's bring the champagne

and keep drinking.

Here, Ange, I got you a mimosa.

- ♪ Yeah, where we going? ♪

♪ On the ride of your life, and we doing the most ♪

- Yo, who's jumping out of a plane, maine?

You could jump out of a plane. - Me?

- Oh! - It ain't my baby.

It's not my baby. - It's not my baby.

No, not my baby.

- Listen, my wife is going to flip out.

- Don't worry, we didn't tell her.

- As soon as they enter her into the--

- And by that time, you're gonna be already descending.

- You'll already be down, yeah, yeah.

- Descending? - Yes, but, um,

you got to sign this paperwork just in case.

I got that waiver right there

because I don't even have insurance for that.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The plane looks sturdy.

- Yeah, it looks sturdy.

I can't lie to wifey. I'm just gonna say--

- You can't lie, but you can't tell her either.

- I can't lie to wifey. I'm gonna say...

We're good. She's gonna be suspicious.

I can't lie to my wife.

I don't lie to my wife.

I'll say...

- We couldn't tell anybody.

[Italian music]

- [quietly] God damn it.

- Who's jumping out here? - I'm Pauly D.

This is Vinny. - Nice to meet you.

- How you doing? - This is Mike.

He's the man of the hour. - Situation.

- Nice to meet ya. You're the one getting...

- Yes. - Thrown out of an airplane?

There's a waiver you're gonna have to fill out.

- Oh, sh*t. - I'll show you a brief video.

- I thought there was gonna be a stuntman.

No liability insurance, damn.

You know, I thought I was valuable.

- It's pretty standard.

- I would just sign it.

And you'll probably be fine.

- Probably. - Probably.

- Probably. - For the most part.

- Oh, sh*t, it keeps going.

- Yeah, initial there, man.

- Dang. - We gotta do this

before Laurens gets here, man.

- The wifey would not approve of this.

- How long is he free-falling?

- Could be the rest of his life,

but ideally, about seconds.

- Yo, -- seconds is a while.

- Come on, man. - What do you mean?

seconds is nothing.

- I've always wanted to do this.

We're going that high

f*ck' to fall seconds?

- Yeah, you got to. - We're going about ,

miles an hour. - That's not bad.

- I don't know.

- But just think about it.

You're doing this for your daughter.

- Yeah. - This would be the dopest

gender reveal I've ever seen in my life.

both: Oh!

- All right, I guess we doing it.

- He's signing it.

Let's get that will out so he can sign that too.

- I want the house.

- Oh, my God, is he Bill Gates?

- I want that new pool.

- I want that Versace shirt.

- [mumbling indistinctly]

- Vinny's gonna have to inherit

the beef with Angeliner.

- She had texted me

a couple weeks prior.

- Kitchen to Pauly D.

- Is this, like, an alligator place?

- What is happening? I don't trust it.

- Yo, my wife's gonna go crazy, man.

- I had nothing to do with this, Laurens.

- Y'all think this was a good idea?

- This was your idea.

- This is lit.

- I don't know how I'm gonna get this done,

but I'm gonna get it done

because I have that faith in myself.

- The smoke should be here any minute.

- OK. - I got, uh--

I got it being delivered. I got a guy.

- Oh, damn. - We got a guy.

- It says "regional airport."

- This is definitely cr-- this is definitely crazy.

- We gotta get you a harness, get you strapped up.

I'm gonna give you some brief instructions.

- I'm not getting on a plane.

- I'm proud of you, brother. - Proud of you, brother.

He doesn't think about things.

He's so stupid, it works for him.

He's like, yeah, whatever, we're going on a plane.

- What?

- Oh-- - Nothing.

- I will let the circle of trust go,

along with the box. - Yep.

- What's this guy doing? This guy's parachuting?

- Fellas. - Oh, they got the box.

- What is going on here?

- Fellas. - Yo, you got the goods?

- We got the box. - How you making out?

- Yo, you didn't open the box, right?

- Did you open that? - No.

- What is going on? - Yes, my man.

Appreciate you.

All right, circle of trust, right?

- The box doesn't look tampered with.

They are now in the circle of trust.

You guys are now in the circle of trust.

- This is a gender reveal.

This guy's jumping out of a plane,

and what's in here is the reveal.

- What? - Yeah.

Yup. - This is insanity.

- Yo, my wife's gonna k*ll me, man.

I'm more scared of what the wifey's gonna do right now

than jumping out of this plane.

She's gonna start crying.

I guarantee you, flipping out.

- Bro, you better be in the sky already when she gets here.

- The chute better be f*cking deployed...

- Red or blue smoke. - When she gets here.

- And not for nothing, he didn't know he was coming here,

and we passed, like, , like...

- Airports. - Airport signs.

He didn't realize what was going on.

- All he was talking about was Angelina's text messages.

He's gonna be up in the air, talking to the guy.

He'll be like, you know, "I don't what got into her!

She said I could do it!"

- "She told me to go hard on Twitter."

- "She told me to tweet."

- Let's get it.

- Bye, Mike!

Saying goodbye feels kind of sketchy.

- Yo, this is crazy.

- I don't want it to be the last time

I say bye to Mike.

- Let's get it in. - Yo, let's get it in!

Let's get it! - Let's get it, boys!

- Let's f*ck' go! - "Gender reveal" on three.

- "Gender reveal" on three. - Wait, "It's a girl."

- Oh. "It's a girl" on three. - Oh, sh*t, now he knows.

- You just revealed it again before the reveal.

[overlapping chatter]

- Oops.

"Gender reveal." - "Gender reveal."

- Yo, we're turning, we're turning.

What is that? Read the sign.

- Airport?

- What? - We're leaving?

[overlapping chatter]

- We're at an airport.

- Are we going in a f*cking plane?

- Are you sh1tting me?

- I'm not going in a little plane.

Like, what is happening?

- Is Pauly flying?

- Oh, I won't do that. No.

- What is happening?

- One, two, three.

all: Gender reveal!

- This right here is XXL.

This is magnum.

This is go big or go home.

- Yo, this is crazy!

He's in the plane.

- Are we getting pranked? - What is going on?

- What is that?

- Yo, those tires need air.

- Damn, that's a G right there.

- What's happening? - I don't f*cking know.

- What the f*ck are they doing?

- Oh, now it's getting real. - Oh, wow.

- Now it's getting real.

- Our top speed is miles an hour.

[indistinct] - [indistinct]

- What is this? - Can we go skydiving?

- Oh, this is wild.

- I still can't believe he's up there.

- Who's doing this?

If my husband's in a plane, I'll lose it.

- What the f*ck is happening?

- Chris and Zack are here.

- Oh, sh*t. - Oh, f*ck.

This is not gonna be good.

- I think the boys went skydiving.

- No. - They have to.

They're in the air. - No.

- What? - You're lying.

[dramatic music]

Where's Mike? Where is he?

I will k*ll Mike.

No. No.

- ♪ I'm like a bird ♪

♪ I'll only fly away ♪

♪ I don't know where my soul is, soul is ♪

♪ I don't know where my home is ♪

♪ But, baby, all I need for you to know ♪

- I'm really at peace for this gender reveal.

I'm cruising at , feet,

but I'm looking out the window like a little kid, like--

the adrenaline's pumping,

but there's nothing but positive vibes.

[music distorts and stops]

- I think the boys went skydiving.

- I will k*ll Mike.

- Oh, sh*t.

- Oh, f*ck. - I gotta go do something.

- The girls pull up, and they have no idea what's going on.

I'm just focused on Laurens.

- This is a skydiving place. - No.

- This is not gonna be good.

I don't wanna be the one

that tells Laurens what's going down.

You guys got this, right?

- Yeah--yo, oh.

[laughter]

- I'd % rather be up in the sky

about to jump out of a plane.

- I didn't think this far ahead.

- My n*pples are cold.

- Should we tell her Mike's in the bathroom?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What is happening?

- This is weird. - Where's Mike?

- I'm not doing this.

My husband's there.

- Hi, babe.

- My husband said that he was at the hotel.

So why are you lying?

I don't like this sh*t, Christopher.

- Where's Mike?

- I'm not doing this.

- If he's in a plane, I'm gonna m*rder all of you

one at a time.

- I didn't do anything.

- I know what this is.

- [distorted] Can I jump out of a plane?

- [distorted] No!

[normal] And I did not approve it.

You're dead.

- Me? I didn't do anything.

- Is this the baby reveal?

- Laurens, I just wanted to say, we love you so much.

- I hope I'm wrong.

I don't know.

I'm gonna k*ll both of you.

- I didn't do anything. - Vinny!

- What is really happening?

- Where is he?

Pauly's going like this,

and, I'm like--[gasps]

- Yeah. - [no audible dialogue]

- Yo. - Oh, my...

- You have to be f*cking kidding me.

- She's calling him. - [imitating Mike] Hi, honeys.

- Hi, where are you?

- I love you so much.

[laughter]

- No! - Oh, my God.

- Yo, take my phone.

- I thought he'd answer!

- If Mike doesn't die from jumping out of a plane,

he's gonna die when Lauren beats his a*s when he lands.

- Are you OK?

- Yeah, I have to pee so bad.

- I don't know if you want to go right now.

- Where is he?

- OK, yeah, yeah.

- OK.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. [laughs]

- Are we--are we--

are we tightened in now? - Yeah.

- At , feet looking down at the runway...

Oh, sh*t.

There's not any looking back.

- Who came up with this?

- All right, let's do this. - Let's go.

- Is he really doing it, or is someone else doing it?

Because we talked about someone else doing it.

- In the middle of nowhere. - Yeah.

- Oh, f*ck, let's get it.

- Yeah, [indistinct].

- Is there a bathroom here?

Oh, my God.

- Get ready to jump, all right.

- Just, like, pushing on all my organs.

Can I just find a bathroom, like, now?

I can't. - Can I please go too?

- Yeah, same. - You guys are gonna miss it.

This guy's gonna come and land.

And the girls are gonna be-- - In the bathroom.

- I feel bad if I miss it,

but I don't also want people to see me pee my pants.

And that's where I'm at right now.

Someone's gonna see me tinkle.

- No, like, literally, we timed it

to be in the air when y'all got here.

Hello? You're gonna miss the whole thing.

Oh, he's right there! - Where?

- He's right there! [all yelling]

- Where's Lauren?

- He's gonna fall on our head! - Oh, my God!

- You're gonna just lie on your back.

- I cannot believe she's in the f*cking bathroom.

- She's gonna miss it!

- Lauren's not here. Where are the girls?

- Yo, I would be bugging right now, bro.

- Oh, man!

- ♪ It's in my veins, yeah, I feel it ♪

♪ Look in my eyes, there's no way to conceal it ♪

♪ Nothing is written that you can't seal it ♪

- Oh, my God, Lauren is gonna miss it?

- ♪ Pressure is pumping, it's coming, it's bubbling ♪

- He's gonna be like, honey, did you see me?

She's gonna be like, no.

- This is not good.

- The plane is going hundreds of miles per hour,

and I can't get my right leg out.

- He's not gonna jump out right now, right?

- That's high as f*ck! - I don't know.

I can't talk to him. - f*ck.

- I got his phone.

- Laurens is in the bathroom.

- We've gotta get this girl here now.

- Wait, they're gonna jump right now.

- Where are they?

- Lauren!

- ♪ Hey, wild and dangerous ♪

♪ No need to worry about me ♪

- They're gonna jump right now!

- Come on!

He's right there, Lauren!

- ♪ No need to worry about me ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm wild and dangerous ♪

♪ And I've been living on the edge ♪

- Holy sh*t.

- Glad you could come out of that bathroom, girl.

- Lauren, that's him!

- Where? - Oh, my God. I lost him.

- I lost him. - Me too!

[all yelling]

Whoo. - How are you doing, man?

- Good, brother.

- You just jumped out of an airplane.

- Oh, damn.

- What do you got to say for yourself?

- It's a girl.

- It's a girl? - It's a girl.

- Nice.

- Oh, that's Mike!

- That one! - Oh, my God.

- Where? Oh, right there!

- Wait, that's him. He jumped.

- Oh, right there. - Wait, he jumped!

- Right there, that's him. - Oh, my God.

- That little dot?

- Mike! - That's Mike!

That's Mike!

- There is a black dot

hovering above us at , feet.

- Wow!

- He friggin' did it!

- It's a bird. It's a plane.

It's a Situation.

- It's a girl.

Look behind you.

- ♪ Gonna break, gonna break the ceiling ♪

- There he is!

I see him!

- There's something coming out of it!

- Is it blue or pink?

It's pink! - Let's go!

[all cheering] It's a girl!

- It's a girl!

- A little baby girl Situation.

I mean, we did kind of already know.

[all cheering]

But oh, my God, like,

we are so, so excited about it.

- That's how you do a gender reveal.

Mike is coming down.

Like, Mike actually did it.

He's a gangster for this.

He's a gangster for this.

This was an epic, epic gender reveal.

- I've seen some pretty beautiful things in my life.

[laughter]

Traveling through the mother country...

- We'll remember this forever, you know what I mean?

- My wife walking down the aisle...

You look fire, honey.

- You look fire. - You look fire.

The birth of my first son.

Look at this guy.

But at , feet, pssh.

The sky was pink, maine.

There was pink smoke sh**ting from my legs.

And there's not a doubt

I will remember it for the rest of my life.

- Good job. - Thank you, brother.

- You ready for the scary stuff?

- Look at this, he's doing tricks!

- That can't be him. - No, that's him.

- He said they do tricks up there.

- If Mike goes like this, that means do tricks.

And if he goes like this, it means no tricks.

- He got excited, and he said, do tricks.

- Yeah.

- Is that really him up there?

- They pull a stunt thing over there.

They do a switcheroo.

- This is not a prank.

It's not a prank.

- Hi, Mike!

- Oh, my God.

- Mike!

[all yelling]

- Are you insane?

- Oh, my God, he's gonna land. - Oh, God.

- Do you run when you land? - I don't know.

- Oh, my God, he's coming down right there.

- Oh, my God. - Whoa.

- He's coming.

[all yelling]

- Watch out, watch out! - Oh, my God!

[all cheering]

- Nice landing, Mike!

Oh, my goodness.

- Oh, my God.

- You got a blowout.

- Here I am, baby.

We did it.

- How was that?

- It was good.

- What do you mean?

- He just said it was good.

- Can you speak?

- Why didn't you tell me? - Congratulations.

- Honey, I did it for us. - You're having a girl!

- It's a girl!

[all cheering]

- I'm so excited Mike is gonna have a girl,

and she's gonna t*rture him for the rest of his life.

- You k*lled that, bro. I didn't think

you were gonna do it.

- This is one of the most epic things

I've ever seen any of us do.

- Mike, you did that for your little girl.

- Not only is this a bucket list moment,

but I did this with my friends and my family.

It's gonna be Situation, family of four.

[all cheering]

- It's a little girl!

- We got a little girl!

- We all knew it was a girl.

[laughter]

- I cannot believe this.

- This has to be the ultimate gender reveal.

Mike's got some ba*ls to jump out of a plane.

He doesn't have ba*ls any other way in life.

[music distorts and stops]

- We usually hash things out on family dinner.

- We should not go here.

- Did you throw water? - Who gives a f*ck?

Did you not pay your taxes, yes or no?

- Oh!

- Family fun day, part two.

- Oh! - That's the most action

Deena's had all month.

- My man's here. - What?

She was just giving me lap dances.

- I think it's only right we explain

to new Vinny about the old Vinny.

- Old Sitch is back.