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06x30 - Frozen Pizza and Margaritas

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Jersey Shore: Family Vacation". Aired: April 5, 2018 – present.*
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Series is a revival, sequel, and reunion series of the reality television series Jersey Shore, which ran from 2009 to 2012.

06x30 - Frozen Pizza and Margaritas

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- ♪ MTV ♪

- Having a hostile conversation with her

is not going to achieve anything.

- Jenny and I haven't had a conversation yet.

But it's gonna have to happen.

- Oh, my goodness. Ron just texted me.

He said he is on his way.

- Sam's here though.

- Ron actually lives in Florida.

He's on his way.

And I cannot stop that man.

[dramatic music]

- Hey, Mike. - It is happening.

- What? - What?

- ♪ I'ma speak it out, speak it out loud ♪

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Lay your weapons down, my love ♪

♪ I just want forgiveness ♪

♪ I can't be the only one with unfinished business ♪

[soft music]

- You guys are a huge part of my life.

And I just really do love you guys.

And I really would like to start

making amends with you guys and enjoying life with you again.

♪ ♪

I know you guys--

I'm pretty sure you have some stuff you guys want to say.

♪ ♪

- Ronnie has been gone for two years.

And he's trying to make his amends right now.

I don't know, I guess I could open the floor.

- This is the most delicate conversation

that we will probably ever have at the "Jersey Shore."

- I think the first incident, we were like there

for you, like, are you OK?

What's happening?

But then it was, like, multiple incidents.

And we were like, oh, sh*t, like, what the f*ck?

- It was just past texting you and being like, come on,

like, what's happening?

It was like, I just have to remove

myself from that person.

- Yeah.

- We all love you, Ron.

- Yep.

- But you turned into a person

that we had no idea who you were anymore.

♪ ♪

- I don't think any of us wanted

to see you hit rock bottom.

But at the same time, I think we all just

had to protect ourselves.

Because as great as you are with us when we're

in a house together or on vacation together,

it was always what happened outside the house.

And it's like, are we going to wake up one day

and see you on TMZ again?

- But I think it's not even only, like,

protecting us like as a show, but, like,

you're gonna wind up dead one day.

- Yep. - I was preparing for that.

- It's scary. - And we would say that.

We're like, are we gonna hear on the news

that Ronnie is dead?

- Yeah, it was that bad.

- And, like, it makes me cry because we

were, like, really close.

♪ ♪

Um...

Just give me a minute.

- It's hard hearing what my roommates have to say.

- I got my period, so I'm really emotional.

- [laughs]

- But like, it's emotional seeing you.

- I understand.

It sucks that I made them feel this way.

I have to take accountability for my actions

and hope that we can move forward.

- The time that you stepped away, I think that was good

because I figured like, oh, this guy's gonna

step away, clear his head, and come back like that.

But there was like, some more incidents after that.

And it was, like, scary for us because we

couldn't go anywhere where they wouldn't mention that.

And that's why I'm like, damn, I hope this guy

realizes it's not just him.

It affects a lot of people.

Not to be selfish, because obviously

you're going through what you're going through.

But I guess that you gotta to start somewhere.

And it's like, it is a life journey.

So this is a good step.

I mean, listen, Ronnie still has a long road ahead of him.

We don't fully trust him.

He's moving in the right direction.

Now you need to prove yourself to us.

And it's gonna take time.

- I do apologize for that.

My actions, they were not respectable.

That's why I stepped away, because I was hurting myself.

And I was hurting you guys-- - Yeah, yeah.

- And other people, too.

- It takes a lot of courage to come in here to this group.

I was really hoping that you had accountability.

And I really think you did.

But it's not over from there.

You know what I mean? - It's just the beginning.

- You have to continue to do the next right thing

and you have to gain that trust back

with every single one of us.

If you continue to do the right thing,

and you prove it to yourself, and you prove it

to those around you, then there is a future.

There is a future.

I believe that everyone deserves a second chance.

But you have to want that second chance,

and you gotta put the effort in.

- And I think, like, when you took a step back,

I took a step back as well.

Mike, I didn't talk to you for years, right?

- Yeah.

- Until, like, I kind of saw the action

for like a long period of time, that's when

I started to kind of like reenter back into his life.

- Yeah.

- Honestly, so much has happened.

It's gonna take more than a month

of being behaved in order for me to come back around.

So if you ever see any like distance from me,

it's not because I want to be in this position,

it's because I'm probably waiting for a lot of proof.

And I wish that for you, honestly.

Because I hate what you're going through.

- I understand, yeah.

- Admitting you have a problem is, like, the first step.

And Ronnie definitely does have,

like, a new self-awareness.

Hopefully, now he can take that and turn it

into recovery for real.

- I just want to see you continue

to do the next right thing.

And I don't want you to turn back the other way.

Because if by chance that happens,

I don't think that anyone would be welcoming going forward.

- Ron, you know, he was our family.

But we had to outcast a part of our family

that we felt wasn't doing the right thing.

For me, why I detached myself, it was just--

I have two young boys.

Like, I didn't want them to be around that.

- I understand.

- I think you have to work on repairing

the relationships with everyone,

you know, little by little.

It's not gonna happen overnight.

But I really appreciate what you said.

And you actually came in with notes.

- Yeah. - You did, you know?

You know, this crew loves notes.

- [laughs] I was going to say, Jenny,

I wrote the note this time.

[laughs]

- It's not easy to come back to this squad

after a number of years being absent

and say that you f*cked up.

That right there takes courage.

- Well, I appreciate you guys listening to me.

And you know, I really do appreciate that.

Thank you, guys.

- You're welcome.

- So have you watched us? Have you watched the show?

- Ooh.

- I've been keeping up here and there, yeah.

- Wait, who's your favorite cast member?

- Oh, my God. [laughter]

- Hopefully, today was the first step to me making

my amends and, you know, being a part

of each other's lives again.

- We were at the strip club for the second night in a row.

- Wait, stop, the stripper actually just texted me again.

- What'd she say?

- I'll be working at El Jeffy's

if you and your family want to stop--

- El Jefe, Jefe, Jefe.

- "El Jeffy's"! [laughter]

- "El Jeffy's!"

- You stupid.

[laughter]

- Leave me alone!

- ♪ Lot of clouds, but we're still shining ♪

- You think there's gonna be a lot of drama this weekend?

- They can solve their--whatever

they have going on with him.

I think that's their own issues.

- You know that was [...] hurtful.

- I don't give a [...].

- But you should though.

- This is hell.

We are in Lucifer's den.

- It should be fun seeing Sam.

- When you see that person--

- Yeah.

- It could be, like, a lot.

- I'm expecting that.

- I'm running to the bar downstairs.

- Let's go.

- Oh.

- Whoo! I can't breathe like I used to.

[upbeat music]

- I have a good idea. - What is it?

- What? - Mike has an idea?

- Mike has an idea.

- I think we should do a confessional.

- Let's see if Ron-- - Do you work here?

- Remembers how to work it. - [laughs]

Everybody joking around again

is almost like--

like, I missed this.

- There probably is a height requirement

to walk in there though.

- Oh, they played you out.

- I'm ready to prove to everyone

that I'm consistent and I'm not going

to make the same mistakes that I've made, you know?

I'm trying to be a better person.

- Don't give up on yourself, and we won't give up on you.

- That's a new T-shirt. You can buy it at Situation's--

- Yeah.

[laughter]

- Mike's-- - Laundry--

[laughter]

- f*ck it, let's eat. - f*ck it, let's eat.

♪ ♪

- Oh, this is really cute.

Let's go check it out.

- Ready to eat?

- Yeah, I'm starving.

Ron and the roommates do have history.

If they want to work out their issues together,

I think that's great.

His relationship with them doesn't affect

my relationship with them.

I have nothing to say to Ron.

So I just want to enjoy the day with my man.

- You think there's gonna be a lot of drama this weekend?

- Well, with what Mike told us?

Um, yeah. - Oh, yeah.

- They can solve their--whatever

they have going on with him.

And now I get to have the day with my man.

- Yeah, Deena's got shirts now for us.

[laughter]

Deena's got some shirts for us.

- OK. - Oh, man.

- Mm-hmm. - Look at us.

Look at us. - Look at us.

- Look at you now. - Look at us.

- I'm sure you saw that Sam's back.

- Yeah, Sam is back.

- Been waiting for that.

- We told you not to mention the S-word.

- Well, he should--

- Full transparency. - I have a question.

How are you going to feel about seeing Sam for the first time?

- Eventually, we have to have a conversation.

And I feel like it's something that needs to be done.

- What if she didn't want to have a conversation?

- Then I'd be fine with that, too, whatever's gonna make

her feel more comfortable.

- All right, Sam!

[laughter]

- Hopefully, she could remember that, at the end of the day,

we were together for eight years.

♪ ♪

- I definitely think Ronnie's, like, very cute.

He, like, holds my hand.

He pays for the date.

I'm just really, like, into Ronnie right now.

I don't-- I can't even explain it.

[laughs]

- Hey, what's wrong?

- If you don't like what the f*ck that I do,

then don't be with me.

- So if that's the choice, then we won't be together.

- No, that's your choice. - It's perfectly fine.

But we have one more day left.

I don't f*cking have to see you ever f*cking again.

- Good!

- You know, we can't just act like our lives

started after we broke up.

Hopefully, we can move forward and be friends and, you know,

and just--

- Well, I wouldn't go that far.

[laughter]

- You guys are all assholes.

♪ ♪

- I was definitely, like, nervous to do this.

Because when I first went to the Pennsylvania trip,

it was, like, nerve-racking not knowing if everybody

was going to like me.

- I thought you were actually losing it

when you told me about the alien thing.

I was like-- - No.

[laughs] - That's it.

She's gone crazy. - No!

Everybody's freaking out. - Oh, my God!

What the f*ck? - I'm not ready to die.

I watch all these alien documentaries.

And that is why I'm, like-- - Oh, Jesus.

- You don't believe in aliens? - No.

- They're gonna come for you now.

- I hope so.

- Now that you said that, they're coming for you.

- I'm ready. Beam me up.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Everything cool last night, now you tripping ♪

♪ My future looking bright ♪

- Vin, you want to take me on in cornhole?

- Yeah. - Let's do it.

- ♪ Get it right on through ♪

- I thought they used to go to clubs.

Now they're playing cornhole?

- Cornhole champions.

- All right, let's get it.

- Ron, I don't know if they went over there and told you,

but this guy's a cornhole champion.

- I'm so emotional right now.

- My issue isn't what happens here.

It's always when he's home.

- Yeah.

- That's why I was like, have you been to EEVEN?

Because it was like, he was saying he wasn't going out.

- I don't go out.

You know, I don't really travel that much.

- You haven't been to EEVEN?

- I have been to EEVEN.

- It looked like he admitted it.

- But then he did admit it.

- He's, like, half truthing it, I feel.

- Yeah.

- I was unexpectedly happy to see Ron today.

I think his speech was fine.

So for me, it's a wait and see.

- Before he came in, I was like thinking of how I was

going to, like, approach it.

- I couldn't even process it.

- But then when he walked in--

- Yeah, I was like, oh, my God.

- My emotions took over, kind of like you had said.

And it, like, brought me back to, like, all, like,

the good times we've had with Ron.

Oh, my God, Ron!

I didn't know you were coming.

- Congratulations.

- There's a lot more. - It's gonna take time.

- Yeah.

It was so hard.

It just reminds me of, like, all the times he had my back,

all the times where I was going through something

and he came in the room and he's like, unpack your bags.

You're not leaving.

- Good? - Yeah.

- It was a lot to walk into.

You had to know that, though.

You want to be a friend with us?

- Yes.

- So then that's it, step by step.

- Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Like, Ron always was that guy for me.

- I need to go get my sunglasses.

You don't want to talk too much sh*t about me.

- I swear, these trips take years off my life.

- Baby's getting big.

She's not--she'll be ten this next month.

- May, right? - Yeah.

Ten, can you believe that? Ten.

She's an actual, like, teenager now.

- She's like a person.

- Oh, my God, she's a trip.

She FaceTimes me every single day.

And she's on the East Coast, so it's early.

- Yeah. [laughs]

- Before school, : a.m. - Yeah.

[laughs] - She's just--she's me.

She pranks everybody and stuff.

She's loud. She's like me.

- I got full custody of the baby,

so I have it during the week.

And then Jen will get her on the weekends.

- OK. - And, like, you know?

So--

- I mean, that's more of the reason to fix everything.

- Yeah, exactly. - That's your motivation.

- Yeah.

You know, like I said, you know,

I'll be good for a couple weeks, a month or so.

And then I'll have, like, you know--

I'm like, but--

- Yeah, so now it's a life journey.

- Yeah, exactly.

Just gotta keep trying and, you know, and just--

♪ ♪

- But that's big.

I mean, like, he was so honest and open.

- He was shaking. - And like--

- I was like--

- What a sin, stop. His leg was twitching.

- He was so nervous.

- Yes, he's f*cked up in his life.

I'm not giving him a pass at all.

- I'm gonna cry.

- None of us are perfect.

But I gotta give Ron a lot of credit

here for coming in and talking to everybody today.

- Wait, stop. He really said everything.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Yes, I came through ♪

♪ And yes I pulled up, and yes I am down ♪

♪ Now what? ♪

♪ What the squad asks ♪

- Vinny actually did "Dance with the Stars,"

but I did it first.

- Yeah, yeah. I made it further.

- Very true.

While he was on "Dancing with the Stars,"

me and Pauly came and supported him, OK?

- Oh, yeah.

- All right, I want to be a little subtle,

so I wore my Versace shirt.

- Oh, wow.

Where you at?

Yep.

- He wore a costume to costume night.

- Yes.

- But then when they interviewed

him after the dance--

- Live TV. - Guess what he did.

He took that opportunity to besmirch his boy.

- Now, Mike "The Situation" is here, and he was on the show.

Now, did he give you any advice coming in this week?

- Well, I would give him advice.

I'd be like, yo, take your sunglasses off, bro.

[laughter]

- [laughs]

- Yeah, and the crowd went wild.

- The crowd went wild. - Yeah.

- Wait, where's that pizza, man?

- You know what,

I'm gonna order some pizza, sushi.

What type of chocolate do you like?

- % cacao. - Ew.

- Oh, God. - You still eat that sh*t.

- I feel like the guys always were--

we were always chill with each other.

There was never drama with the guys

like it is with the girls, you know?

But I hope that RSVP can get back together again, you know?

But we'll see.

And I'm gonna take the steps to get there.

- I'll play you, Vincenzo.

- OK.

Pizza, sushi--

- Hey, maybe there's like a paleo bakery around.

- Oh, yeah, of course.

- What the f*ck?

- Typical, miserable skinny Vinny.

- Yeah, that's about it, man.

I don't know, everything else is the same, right?

He had another baby, obviously, you know.

- Yup, yup, I have two babies now, two under two.

- Can you imagine that? It's crazy.

- You want another one, too?

- No, no, no.

- I asked the other day, you said--

- No, no, no, no, no, no.

Down the road, you know, maybe we would like three.

But right now we're just gonna stick with two.

- They're sexually active.

- We're trying to figure out how to do two.

- Go for three under three. - No, no.

- But now he's part of the club.

He's a girl dad. - Yes.

- Yeah, you are. - It hits different.

- Yes, it does.

- I don't know what it's like to be a guy dad,

but it hits different.

- And you're never gonna know the word no.

- I can't even say no to Romeo.

- Oh, it's gonna be worse with her, bro.

- Yo, the thing with Romeo is, Vinny comes over,

he wants to fight Vinny.

Like, as soon as I'm--

I'm like, OK. - The kid's shredded already.

You got him in a gym. - He got a brotrician.

Yo, he got abs already. - He got a brotrician.

- Yo, he got abs already.

- We have to give him a chance.

- We're not assholes.

- Oh, I know we're not, but, like, I was like, oh, my God,

like this.

- I couldn't control my tears.

- I saw you.

Your eyelashes were falling off.

I was like-- - They're falling off now?

Oh, your big talons.

- f*ck. - So I'm emotional.

You make me cry all the time.

- Since emotions are high and it's just me and Nicole

in the room, I'm like, let me just rip the Band-Aid

off at this point.

Let's have this conversation.

Me and you still didn't have a conversation.

- Oh, my f*cking dear sh*t.

What are we sitting down about?

I'm fine with you.

I don't have any issues with you.

I just--oh, my God, I can't.

Like, Angelina, stop.

- The other day, it was horrible.

Like, let's not do that again.

You know what I mean? Like, I was so hurt.

I did say that.

- You're messy.

- You are messy. - Sam.

Am I messy or am I just being real as f*ck?

I want you to give me the benefit

of the doubt next time.

- Yeah.

You also said you should have changed your plans.

I felt like some people could have

changed their sh*t around.

Honestly. I did say that.

- So it's kind of what you said at the party.

- I changed mine.

That's why I said that.

- I mean, I feel like Angelina is just always hurt.

I'm gonna have my own conversation with Jenny.

- She doesn't want to talk to you.

- I know.

But we're going to have to do it.

- We don't need to have this conversation.

- I just like, she was like, no one likes you here.

That hurt me to the core.

- She didn't mean that.

She was--

- Then why'd she say it then?

Like, she said those things. She meant it.

Maybe Jenny doesn't hate me, but she doesn't like me.

She's never gonna like me.

What Jenny said to me, very hurtful.

[dramatic music]

- Well-- - I'll tell her.

I'll tell her.

I just don't want to do it.

- Why are we so emotional? Do you have your period also?

- I don't know, do I?

- Yeah, you do. - I don't know if I do.

- No, you're an empath.

You're feeling my emotions.

I'm very emotional today.

- ♪ Shoulda, woulda, coulda ♪

♪ But they never did a thing for the money ♪

♪ And enough about the money, they're coming for the kids ♪

- Whoo! - Whoa.

- I'm so good, it's not even funny.

- Personally, I think the sport's a little corny.

- What Jenny said to me was very hurtful.

Those words that came out of Jenny's mouth

at Nicole's beach house--

- What you do is so dirty to the girls at this table,

nobody wants you here.

- I've never been through that in my life.

- Two seconds ago--

- We're not friends!

- I'm just glad that, like, Nicole and I are,

like, hashing sh*t out.

But Jenny and I still haven't had a conversation.

Like, that hurt me to the core.

- All right, well, maybe you should talk to her about it.

Girl, Jenny doesn't want to do this.

It's no bueno.

It's not gonna be a good time.

- What the f*ck is that?

- I'm scared. - Who else?

Today has been a sh*t show with Ron, now Angelina.

Now the freaking doorbell rings.

I'm like, who's here now, the Unit?

Like, come on.

- Hello? - Hello?

You locked me out.

- Angie's crying.

- No, it was just locked.

- Why?

You locked me out because you were crying?

- No, it was just locked. - Oh.

- We didn't lock you out.

- I was gone two minutes, and you put the waterworks on.

Are you ladies OK?

- Want the real tea?

- Yeah.

- I just like, the other day, like that brunch

was just like, I know you don't want to talk about it.

- Oh, Lord.

What the f*ck do I do in your life

that's so damaging that you need

to cry and take away from the fact that f*cking Ron is here?

- I thought it was about Ron. - No.

- I've been like putting it off, if you noticed,

with me and you.

But like, that was hard.

You know what I mean?

And Mike did admit that I didn't say that sh*t.

- No, he said it was a forced thing.

He apologized to just get out of it.

- Wait, what?

He said something else to you?

- He said it on the couch the first night.

- She's saying she wasn't being malicious.

- Yes, no.

She wasn't.

- I'm confused with Mike because he's literally saying

to the family, "not malicious, my bad,"

and then whispering to me, "It's malicious."

See, I didn't know if you caught that on tape though.

That's how it truly happened.

I'm so sorry. - Come on.

- Really!

- Obviously, Mike's apology was nothing but a crock.

Typical Mike. I can't even believe this guy.

We're not even going to get him involved--f*ck that.

- But look, you made it very clear

even in another day and time that sorry

isn't good enough for you.

- First Ron shows up and now Angelina and Jenny

are talking.

Like, they already had a sit down.

Why are we doing this again?

[groans] I'm starving.

I'm gonna stuff my face

because I feel f*cking stressed.

I just do not want to be involved in this sh*t.

- Like, why are tears being shed?

- Because that was hurtful.

Like, you really don't like me, I guess?

Like, you really don't. Just say the truth.

- No.

- OK.

- Ooh, can I cook?

This conversation is not going great.

So let me make some pizza because that

makes everything better.

Like, I cannot wait.

- I think you are a sh*t starter.

It's just that you are incapable of moving on.

- That's not true.

- Too much today.

Too much today.

- [laughs]

- Whoo!

- Nothing but hole.

- Whoo! - , you went over.

- Oh, I lost. f*ck.

- You lost, I won.

- When you're angry, you go for the jugular.

- I beat Vinny in cornhole.

- It's exhausting.

- Hey, girl.

- What's up?

- My feelings are just hurt, that's just what I'm saying.

- I heard you the first times.

- And my perception--wait, I'm saying something else.

I'm actually adding to--

- What the f*ck's happening today?

- I'm not--I'm not staying in there.

Jenny and Angelina are talking.

- Oh, God! - Oh!

- Oh, God. - Beef, there's beef.

- I am out. - Oh, God.

- Yeah, that's why I'm, like, I'm out.

- Things really haven't changed.

- No.

- Yeah, Deena does the right thing now.

She distances, she's like, I can't, and she's out.

- I can't do it anymore.

- It's like I never left.

Some things never change.

- I'm literally done fighting everything.

- I agree. - I can't.

- I agree. - It was drama.

- I agree, positive vibes only.

- I can't do it anymore.

- Why did you say all that sh*t to me?

I don't like you. I hate you.

That's hardcore sh*t.

- You want transparency, and honesty, I'm giving it

to you, like--

- I'm trying to have

an honest conversation with her.

- Do I just not want to deal with the bullshit?

Yeah, I don't.

- But Jenny can give two f*ck.

What makes you not like me?

- Oh, God.

- I mean, list it out, go.

- Like, it's just drama. [timer beeps]

It's everyone else's fault but my own.

- This is stupid.

This is so stupid.

- I don't need every other conversation to be about me,

though, through your mouth.

Like, last night with Sam at the strip club,

now today with Nicole.

- She came over to me.

And she asked me if I was OK.

- You know how easy this is?

I don't want to talk about it right now.

The only reason Angelina keeps talking about it

is to keep the drama going.

This whole Margaritaville trip has

been Angelina talking to everyone about me

instead of talking to me.

If she was ever upset, she would

have picked up the f*cking phone and called me.

- But the fact is that when you said that sh*t,

you meant that.

- OK, see, that's where you want to keep it going.

- Why can't it be f*cking real?

Like--

- Because you're just-- you're dragging me through it.

- But I'm not dragging you through anything.

I'm being f*cking real. - OK.

So then why was she crying, Nicole?

- What?

- Because I'm a piece of sh*t or something

and I hurt her feelings?

- Did I say she was a piece of sh*t?

- No.

- I hurt her feelings, right, dragging me through the mud?

- You did hurt my feelings.

- b*tches, do not ask me any questions.

This is between you two.

Like, I don't want to be involved.

This is ridiculous.

I'm making pizza and having a drink.

Please leave me alone.

- I'm not trying to make you look bad, I swear to God.

- Yes, you are, but it's cool.

I don't give a f*ck anymore.

- Holy sh*t ba*ls.

That's not what I want.

- [sighs] sh*t.

- Jenny, you know that was f*cking hurtful.

- I don't give a f*ck.

- Ooh, is that OK?

I don't know.

f*ck my life.

[hip-hop music]

- So, Ron, how is it going?

- Ooh, one on one!

Ooh!

- How are you doing?

- I'm doing good.

- It's definitely been weird without you here, for sure.

- It's been weird not having you guys in my life.

We were around each other so much for so long

and it feels like something's missing.

- Well, because me and you were literally

like brother and sister.

- No, I know.

- Like, we always like bumped heads.

Ron, the last year has--

- What?

- I haven't--

- [speaking gibberish]

Yeah, I know.

- But at the of the day, we had,

like, the most fun together.

f*ck you. Whoa!

- Whoa!

- And we got the first one down.

- Yeah, absolutely.

- And it was, like, difficult to detach myself from you

because I truly always have loved you.

- Yeah.

- I know, baby.

- You ready?

- Let me walk you out.

In the past, my roommates saw nothing but me

in a very bad relationship.

- I love you.

- I love you, too.

So it means a lot to me to have them meet this person

that means so much to me and who has a positive influence

on my life.

Have a safe flight.

Get home safe and text me as soon as you get home.

- All right.

- I know overall Justin had

the most amazing time here ever.

I know Justin loves all my roommates.

And I think the roommates love Justin now that they met him.

I'm just thankful that he didn't experience

any drama on this vacation.

[upbeat music]

- Jenny, you know that was f*cking hurtful.

- I don't give a f*ck.

- But you should though.

- No, you can't tell me how the f*ck to feel.

- OK, so you can't tell me how the f*ck to feel.

- Yeah, so keep running your mouth.

- I am frustrated at this conversation

because you don't get anywhere.

She's right, you're wrong.

You're wrong, she's right.

Girl, please stop. Come on.

- I'm literally stopped. I've done nothing.

I walked in from grabbing my sunglasses,

and I get--you're crying again, talking about me again.

- Oh, my God, I'm so over this.

Jenny and Angelina are going at each other,

Jenny saying, I don't like you.

I mean, it's true.

But like, I'm trying not to be around this.

- I'm tired of pretending to be your friend and being

nice and getting f*cking...

- Why are you pretending-- - Stabbed in the back.

- To be my friend?

- Because you stab us in the back.

- So stop pretending to be my friend.

That's cool.

- I mean, I feel like Mike right now because I

just want my food, OK?

I'm trying to, like, eat my feelings away.

- We never just meshed since the beginning.

- Just please don't ever say that to me again.

- Well, I can't promise you that.

- What the f*ck?

Like you don't want to be my friend?

Great, that's amazing.

I know your feelings now. It's fine.

- But again, that's not my problem.

- Exactly, so that's fine. We already got through it.

f*ck it. - What do you want me to do?

- You're like so dramatic or it feels like something else.

- No, because my sorry is not f*cking good enough.

- It's not--well, your sorry is--

- What kind of sorry do you need?

- When you said that--

- Do you need me to f*cking go, like,

punch myself in the face?

- No, I would never want that. - sh*t.

- But you said some hardcore sh*t that--you meant it.

- Oh, gosh.

- That was a shitty one, but still not bad.

It got on the board.

- I hated to have to detach myself from this person

that I love, you know?

I can't imagine how you were feeling.

- Deena is entitled to her opinion and how she feels.

And just having her sit down with me again and talk to me

one on one, it just solidifies that, you know,

she does want to move forward.

You know, and things that have happened, I regret every day.

And I'm still dealing with the consequences--

- Yeah, sure.

- Two years later.

That's why I'm glad I took the time to step away.

And, you know, I have Ariana.

I'm like, happier by myself--

- Yeah. - Just being alone.

And I don't fight with anybody.

I don't argue with anyone.

There's no drama in my life. - Good.

- You know? So it's like very peaceful.

- Yeah.

- We don't have to be friends.

- Perfect.

- Now I know your feelings about me.

- Perfect. - And it's all good.

- Perfect.

- f*ck are you doing back there?

- I'm looking for a knife.

- Is the stove on or oven?

- Yeah, I'm making pizza.

- It's really sad, I have to tell you.

- I would rather go in the microwave right now

and f*cking blow my a*s up--

- Go in the microwave. - Than f*cking deal with this.

- This is a great day.

- Oh, God.

- This is hell.

We are in Lucifer's den.

- You're calling Sam.

- I just want to see what she's doing.

She looks put together.

I was crying.

- Do you ever think about getting back with her?

- How you guys doing?

- I'm gonna go rogue in a second.

- Ooh, where are we going? - We're getting lit.

Let's go.

- How many steps is it?

Go through these doors!

- Give me a martini with Tito's.

- ♪ I'm the queen, I'm the boss ♪

♪ I'm the hot commodity, I'm the one that they want ♪

♪ And I'ma give 'em what they need ♪

- I'm tired of pretending to be your friend.

- You don't want to be my friend?

Great, that's amazing.

Now Vin's walking in. m*therf*cker.

- I'm just getting a water.

- Oh, my God.

- Is this real?

- Yeah, like, I-- - No, it's fake.

- Just went to get my sunglasses.

- I'm like, what's happening?

- It's a fake conversation.

- It's the most casual, like, "I hate you" ever.

That's so crazy. - Shut up.

- What's happening now?

- They're going at it in there. - Stop it.

- Are they really?

- They're like, sitting across from each other,

and she's like, I don't like you, I don't like you.

I don't want to be your friend. f*ck you.

I don't want to be your friend. - Really?

- Like, literally, it's like mad--

- What the f*ck? - Deener--

- Wow. - And Nicole's making pizza.

- [laughs]

- This has been a crazy-a*s day.

And on top of it, the girls just decided to fight.

- What she said wasn't malicious.

- It's fine.

Let's just coexist.

I won't say one more word.

I'm telling you right now that's done with.

And that's it.

That's it, so...

- Yeah.

- A lot of my troubles and anger--

- Yeah.

- He even said it stemmed from my relationships.

And I think that the best thing for me

right now is to stay single.

- I agree.

- And I think that's the best version of myself.

Like, I'm not trying to find anybody, you know?

I have Ariana.

I'm just getting settled in here.

It's like, you know?

I'm just--I'm, like, happier by myself.

And it's better for Ariana to see me this way.

- I agree.

- As opposed to always seeing me upset

or fighting with someone or just not happy.

Like, you know?

So I wanted her to see me like this, happy and enjoying life.

- Oh, absolutely.

- You know, so this way she could say,

like, that's a happy person.

- I'm calling Sam.

- You're calling Sam?

- I just want to see what she's doing.

I just want to make sure that Sam's good.

Hey, girl. - Hello?

- What are you doing?

And I'm so glad that she's back.

So that's why I'm kind of freaking out that, you know,

Ron showed up today.

Oh, you're frozen.

- Yeah, I love you. - I love you, too.

- I miss you.

- I just dropped my man off at the airport.

- Should I go in there or-- - Good luck.

- Oh, he left already?

I love him, Sam.

- Safe in here?

- Oh, my God.

- Yeah, well, now it is.

- Oh, my God.

- Wait, Ron's here.

- Oh, it was Sam? - f*cking--

- He just walked in when I conveniently just called you.

He looks put together.

He said what he did wrong.

I was crying.

- I have nothing to say to Ron.

I'm sorry, I gotta go.

- OK, I love you, bye.

- That was just some guy I dated in my s,

at this point.

- OK.

- What the hell happened?

- I had, like, she told me, I don't like you.

- Jenny, Jenny, what was happening there?

Like, I went to go get my sunglasses.

And I came back and she's crying.

- Why? - Over me.

- I'm over her. Coexist.

- Relax, breathe, don't let it bother you.

- I told her, I don't like you.

Did I mean it? Yes.

- Oh, f*ck.

- And now she's hurt that we're not friends.

But I was like--

- You good?

- I'm so happy you're here.

Jenny does not like me.

And she will never like me.

At this point, I'm accepting it.

And I'm sad. I'm really sad about it.

It's whatever.

- Hey, Ron. - Hey, Nic.

- How are you feeling? - Good.

- You feel good? - Yeah.

- Are you having fun?

- Yeah, I missed you.

- I missed you, too.

- I'm sorry.

You know I love you.

- You know I love you always.

- I know.

How's the kids? Everybody's good?

- I've got three now.

- I know you have three.

[laughter]

- Nicole, when did you get your boobs done?

- October.

My t*ts looked like b*ll s*ck after I had the kids.

Were you there when I quit?

I'm quitting, I think.

You were there?

I don't remember.

- When you came back.

- You were there when I came back?

Yes! - Yeah!

- Family's back!

- You were there?

- You weren't there, though.

- I don't remember that. Yeah!

- Let me see the cheerleader! - Oh!

- Oh, my God! Down!

- Oh, my God, is she OK?

- You were gone.

- I don't remember any of this.

- So Ariana is good.

She's so cute. - She's so smart.

- You have full custody, right? - I share her with Jen, yeah.

- So you're good with her, like--

- Yeah, we were with each other on Sunday.

- Do you ever think about getting back with her?

- Absolutely not. - Only about the baby?

- That's it.

We're at that point where it's like, you live your life,

I live my life.

As long as you're being a parent, that's--

- Good sh*t. - All that matters.

- I just think you need to be single for a minute.

- I think I'm gonna stay single, yeah.

I think I'm gonna be single Ronnie for a very long time.

I actually have to say I enjoy being single.

It should be fun seeing Sam.

- I don't know if that's happening.

- No, not today, I don't think so.

- Yeah, how are you going to feel though?

- I'll be fine.

It's been seven years.

- I know, but like I always think, like--

- Yeah, once you see the person--

- You guys went through so much sh*t together

and you had like such a relationship,

when you see that person--

- Yeah.

- It could be, like, a lot.

- Yeah, of course.

I'm expecting that.

- But I hope it's healthy.

- I'm happy that she's happy,

and I'm happy she found someone that can give her

what I wasn't willing to give her.

- Mm-hmm.

- But I think that enough time has passed.

We've both been through enough stuff in our lives

that I think we've both moved on.

- How are you guys doing?

- We're getting lit. Let's go.

- I'm running to the bar downstairs.

- How did you leave off with Angelina?

- She's like, so you don't like me?

I said, no, I don't.

But you're here, so let's just be copacetic.

- Like, damn, way to keep it real.

Tell us how you really feel.

- She wants to play the victim and how

dare I say I don't like her.

- I just can't believe how shocked

Jenny was at the proposal.

She was shocked. - That's too.

I'm like, girl, any time I let you in,

I don't know when you're gonna flip the switch.

- Yeah.

- So I would rather go to dinners, we hang out.

But when it comes to a friendship

and understanding each other, it's just not there for me.

- Flip a table.

- We can only solve so many problems per day.

- That's why I was like-- - Yeah.

- I was like, what is happening?

- [scoffs] I mean, come on.

I can't--I'm putting out too many fires.

I don't know if I have the energy to go inside and--

- Oh, it's just hard.

- Address that.

We could fix this next vacation.

[laughter]

- [rapping in Korean]

- Be careful.

- Ow! - Why don't you use a mitt?

- We don't have mitts, Ron.

[Aiden.J's "Mr Player"]

♪ ♪

- I'm sad my boyfriend's gone.

But I am so glad Justin met everybody and the vacation

went smooth with him.

But now I head back to my suite, and I'm like,

I don't know if Ron's still here,

if they invited him to dinner.

Like, what is happening?

Hi, Mom.

- Just dropped Justin off at the airport.

He just left.

- So good.

Everybody loved him, and he loved everybody.

- I'm gonna just chill for the day

because apparently Ron is here.

- He's working out things with the other roomies.

My mom is the most positive person.

But she dealt with all the Ron drama back in the day.

- He doesn't have any effect on me or my life right now.

If Ron's bettering himself, like, that's great for him.

But there's nothing more to say to him.

- You never know with this group.

♪ ♪

- I think I got burnt.

Does anybody know where the pizza and sushi is?

- We're cutting more.

Here's some small plates.

- I don't eat pig.

- Oh. - Wait, what?

- Pepperoni. - The pepperoni.

- I guess this is co-existing.

[blows raspberry] All right.

- All right, guys, I just got the alert.

The food is in the lobby.

Yes.

- I'm running to the bar downstairs.

I feel like today was so crazy that I think we really need

to just go out and let loose.

No, I'm running, so whoever wants to come.

- I'm going. Let's go.

- I want to sprint away from all the cameras,

from everybody.

Where's the bar, b*tches?

[laughter]

- Go!

- [snorts]

[laughter]

♪ ♪

Go--stairs!

[laughs]

- You were holding this the whole time?

- Yes.

- Now, you don't gotta go to the gym.

- [laughs] - Go!

- I'm trying my best.

This is like, hard.

Running up ten flights of stairs,

trying to get to the bar.

I have no idea where I'm going.

- We're at the wrong level.

- I mean, I feel like this is a "where's the beach" moment.

Where's the beach?

- Go through these doors!

- I'm like an old granny.

I am not in shape.

Now, I'm sweaty. I stink.

- I couldn't stand that sh*t.

- Oh, we made it.

- I want a martini right now and just

have somewhat of a good day.

Whoo, that was fun.

- Guys? - Yes.

- Look at me. - Hey!

- Oh, my God. - That's a sh*t ton.

- Don't touch my cauliflower crust.

- Today Margaritaville turned into, like, a Dr. Oz Show.

It just feels like a roller coaster of emotions.

At this point, we're all starving.

This is really yummy.

I don't know what it is.

It's just like, a wonton.

- Oh my God, I am a sl*t for a crab rangoon.

- Is that what that is?

- It's crab rangoon.

- So the girls ran.

Hopefully, we'll see them again.

- Should we do a shot?

- f*ck yeah.

After all of the drama and all the emotions we've had today,

we definitely needed this release.

- This is a nightly event.

Cheers to all of us.

- Cheers to everyone.

- Cheers to you not being a b*tch.

- Yes!

- [exhales sharply]

Oh, that's--

- These girls are so fun when Jenny's not around.

They are totally different people

when Jenny's not around.

[laughs] Stupid.

Nicole and I, when we're not around Jenny, we get along.

Deena and I, when we're not around Jenny, we get along.

- Wait.

- It's really an actual friendship

when she's not around.

- All right, let's play a game. - What's the game?

- Who's in my mouth?

I mean, um, let's play--

- [laughs]

f*ck.

- How the f*ck did I get stuck with all the boys?

[laughter]

- Guys, I'm gonna bring my wife a nice little sushi plate.

- Very nice of you, Mike.

I like when Jenny hangs out with the boys.

- I know.

[laughter]

- I am like kumbaya-ing with the dudes.

Honestly, I really love the fact

that I'm one of the guys right now.

It's very unproblematic with you people.

- I know, right?

- We just chill and laugh.

- You know, maybe we should do this more.

I feel right at home.

- Room service.

- Very nice.

This looks delicious. Thank you.

- Yes.

- How did it go?

- To be honest with you, honey--

- I'm scared to ask.

- I really couldn't be prouder of what just happened.

The vibe was really amazing.

And then Angelina and JWoww started

to scream at each other--

- What?

- A little bit after that, yeah.

- Oh, my God.

- I believe they said to each other, "I don't like you."

And then the other one is like, "I don't like you, either."

- How are we still here?

- I'll be honest with you, when Ron got there,

it couldn't have went any better.

He showed humility.

He showed accountability.

He was honest.

He actually brought notes with him.

He was honest, you know?

And everyone really respected that.

I was able to rely on a lot of my experience

over the past years to deal with this conversation

that I just had.

I hit him with a quote.

I said, listen, we can't go back and change the beginning.

But we can start where we are now and change the ending.

[soft music]

And that's what we did.

- ♪ It's just those ordinary moments ♪

- You know?

I have definitely went through some tough times in life.

I'm definitely living my best life

and now trying to help others do the same.

- I think it's really special that you

were able to help him out.

And then hopefully he makes the right decisions going forward.

That's all you can hope for.

- I can't say that I'm not worried about Ron.

I really hope that he makes the right decisions.

Because I know how it feels to be at rock bottom.

- ♪ Such a beautiful day ♪

♪ And nothing can bring you down now ♪

- A lot of times, most people don't get any support.

- I know.

- And you gotta do it all yourself.

But there is hope.

- You did a good job, honey.

I love you.

You're a good man.

- ♪ And all your hopes arrive today ♪

- Whoo!

- Snooki!

Snooki! Snooki!

[glass shattering]

- They are holding a Flat Earther society meeting.

- Are you going? - We are going.

- We are going?

- What are you going to do when you see Sam?

- I don't know, I hope we can have a normal conversation.

- You guys have history.

- She was a big part of my life, you know?