07x11 - Jersey Hot Chicken Challenge

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- He's gonna walk up the stairs right...now.

- You talk a lot.

- I understand Ron's coming, and it's hard for you.

But Sam is being a full-out f*cking c**t.

- Ronnie's here!

- Hi, guys. - What's up, guys?

The moment is finally here.

- Hey, how are you?

- Awkward!

Ron's here.

It's contest time.

So I'm having my roommates do

this hot chicken challenge to ease the tension.

The winner gets this T-shirt...

- Ooh. - And a thousand bucks.

[excited chatter]

- There are certain things that are not funny to me.

- So stupid. - Vinny, it's not funny.

- I almost slipped. - I don't think it's funny.

- You don't f*ck with Sam, man.

Sam will body you, son.

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

- ♪ Hope you're watching where you step ♪

- Yo, my gums are burning. - Damn, Jenni did it.

- Bro, I don't know how you do that.

Oh, sh*t.

- [laughs]

- It was awkward and shaky at first with Sam and Ron.

- Hey, how are you? Hey, how are you?

Hey, how are you?

- So I had to figure out a plan

for this dinner to make things not so awkward.

And it was almost ruined by Vinny.

- [slurps]

- Now a light bulb goes off in my head.

I have another idea.

And I may need a distraction.

So I was kind of hoping I could call you maybe

to come in in case I need you.

- Oh, my God, the chickens are walking in.

- Oh, there's my boys.

- Oh, it's working. - Oh, it's working.

- Ah. - The f*ck is this?

- Oh, my God.

- Remember when we used to go to nightclubs?

- Whee.

- Now we watch c*ck. - Now we watch c*ck.

- Talk about distraction.

This is exactly what we need.

What the hell was that?

- And that's it? - Very weird.

Strange.

- All right, who's ready for the final round?

We have made it all the way to level five

of this hot chicken challenge.

And me, Ron, Mike, and Jenni are still going at it.

Yeah, bring it on!

Who's gonna get the $,?

I want the T-shirt.

- Oh, sh*t.

- This has got my nose hairs on fire.

- Oh, f*ck. - I'm scared.

- Cayenne pepper... - Oh, sh*t.

- % habañero blend...

- Oh, my God. - Carolina Reaper,

scorpion powder, and ghost pepper.

- Worth the sh*t your pants.

- Oh, bring that on.

- This final level is like facing...

Bowser.

- Jenni's saying a prayer to the heat gods.

- Oh, sh*t. - Oh, my God.

- [groans] - Hottest thing I've ever had

in my life.

[coughing]

- [groans]

- Are you crying?

- Yo, Ron's crying. It's his first day back.

[laughter]

It never fails.

Ronnie cries at every single vacation.

[somber music]

- And, like, here I am, f*cking

the same crying-a*s b*tch Ronnie.

It's hard. [sobs]

[sniffling]

♪ ♪

Oh, my God, it hurts.

- Your first day back. [laughter]

Oh, my God. It won't go away.

- I've never seen Pauly in distress.

- I can feel it in my teeth.

Oh, my God.

Holy sh*t.

- Oh, Jenni's a gangster.

Everyone else has died out at this point.

We have Jenni in one corner,

Mike in another corner.

Let's see who's gonna take it home.

- Oh, sh*t.

- Oh, my God.

- Jenni's a badass.

- This sh*t is hot.

It's on, Mike.

You are not gonna get the f*cking crown.

I am.

- I'm staring death straight in the face right now.

- Oh, sh*t.

- ♪ Set free the devil inside ♪

- Yeah, Jenni. Yeah, Jenni. - Yeah, girl.

♪ ♪

Oh, sh*t.

- Done. - Done.

- Whoo! - Whoa.

- We have a tie!

- I don't feel well.

- Good job.

Jenni f*cking k*lled it.

I'm so proud of my boo.

- Congratulations, you earned it.

- The winner, Big Daddy Sitch.

- Congratulations, you earned it.

- Whoo!

- And Jenni.

- If you guys want to buy me something,

that's up to you.

The reason why I picked this place is because

we wouldn't be focused on the Ron and Sam stuff.

Instead, everybody was focused

on chicken and games and contests.

So it was a successful distraction.

Let's make the rules for the shirt.

You get it on Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

And you get it during the week.

- [laughs]

- It worked out. This is exactly what we needed.

- I need Jesus right now.

I need to just go to bed.

- All right, let's go. - All right, let's do it.

- We're leaving? - Yeah, that was awesome.

- I'm a little slow right now.

I don't know what's happening in my body.

- You're afraid to walk fast, you might sh*t yourself.

- My stomach doesn't feel too good.

- Nope. - Nope.

Yeah, I got to get to the bathroom ASAP.

- I'm gonna sh*t my pants.

- I'm gonna sh*t my pants. [farts]

[all scream]

I didn't mean--

- Get me the f*ck out of here.

[laughter]

- It just shot out of me like a f*cking slingshot.

Waaah.

And I'm like, oh, sh*t.

[laughter and indistinct speech]

- Oh, my God!

- Please, I don't have a window.

The last time that Angelina farted in a cab was Miami,

and it smelled like pure sh*t.

Angelina. - But it stinks back there.

I can't. - [indistinct speech]

- It smells like a poop back there.

- You laughed and it popped out.

[laughter]

- You vibrated the leather. I can't.

- Why was it so loud?

- I don't know. - Oh, my God.

You just made my night, honestly.

- I'm gonna have to enjoy the fruits of my labor

on the porcelain throne. - You gotta take a sh*t.

You can say it. - Yeah, we gotta get home.

We got an emergency situation.

- We need a police escort.

[laughter] - Yeah.

Yo, it's time. It's time.

- Mike's going rogue. Mike's going rogue!

[laughter]

Mike, he's got his butthole clenched.

And he needs that toilet ASAP.

- Please stop right here. Please stop right here.

Thank you.

- I'm having trouble breathing.

- Mike's running to the bathroom.

- I have to run to the bathroom!

- Oh, my God.

- Lord have mercy.

- Although I was the winner,

it seems that I'm about to be the loser.

- I'm gonna die.

- Whoo!

- Can you tell Sam to come down?

- Vinny? - Yeah.

- What? - No, I just wanted to say,

I didn't, um--

I was, like, saying a line from the note,

like, that Mike said.

It reminded me of when he said,

"If it's in the note, it's true."

But as I was saying it, I just--

it was a note thing, so I felt, like, bad saying--

I was like, "If it's in the note, it's true."

Oh, sh*t.

- [laughs] - What'd he say?

- It wasn't, um-- - Aw, thanks.

- I do know the boundaries, so...

- Thank you-- - Just letting you know that.

- I really appreciate that. Thank you.

It's really nice that Vinny pulled me aside

and took me into consideration.

- That was an interesting dinner.

- It was genuine, and I'm thankful for that.

- [exhales] We survived the hot wings challenge.

- Yep. - [sighs]

My spot. - Is this your spot?

- No, I don't care.

Ange just started to laugh

and, like, let, like, a man fart out.

It was so funny. - Oh, no.

- She was like ha ha-- [blows raspberry]

- Oh, my God.

- That was the f*cking best thing ever.

- Your fart? - Said nobody ever.

[laughter]

- It's a lot less awkward right now with Sam and Ron.

My plan worked because they're easing into each other.

They're not talking or anything,

but at least they're looking at each other.

But there's still so many things that could go wrong.

It's gonna be wild.

- Should we check on Mike?

- I don't think I want to go up there.

[toilet flushes] - Whew!

- Oh, yeah, gym, tan, and laundry.

- I have a lifetime membership here.

- OK. - What do you call that shade?

Hoboken Rust?

- Makes his teeth look even whiter.

- Am I on speaker? - Yeah.

- What, are you gonna talk more sh*t, Ange?

[all exclaim]

- Look at this. Like, she's an as*h*le.

I don't have beef with Sam.

She's just trying to make a name for herself.

- Ohh.

Then why were you guys fighting?

- Because of Mike. - Yo.

I don't stand for f*ck.

- Yo! - All right?

I have no patience.

Which particular fight? You fight with everyone.

- Oh! - [laughing]

- ♪ Wake up, don't wanna get up, already fed up ♪

♪ 'Cause the whole world is so messed up ♪

- I have a super early flight

and totally regret doing the chicken tendie competition.

I'm afraid I'm gonna end up on TMZ,

sh1tting myself on my flight home.

- ♪ Just leave me here to chill, oh ♪

♪ I'm gonna need one more ♪

[phone ringing]

- Yo. what up, MVP?

- Where are you?

- Uh, I'm on the porcelain throne right now.

- Still?

- This morning, I'm having a lot

of sweat and regret right now.

- What's going on?

- Yo, what up, Uncle Ron?

- Yo, Mike's taking a sh*t.

- Oh, my God, still?

What, did you sleep on that thing?

[toilet flushes]

- Look what happened to me.

- Oh, you got makeup on it?

- All over my bed.

Everyone's gonna think I sh*t the bed now.

- [laughs]

- I was like, I swear I didn't sh*t.

- After last night, definitely.

I think Angelina's fart, like,

definitely eased tensions between us,

kind of lightened the mood.

- It kind of was like, God was like,

just f*cking make everybody's, like, night.

- Yeah. - Good morning.

I know you had your as*h*le ripped out of you this morning,

but... - Yo, yeah.

- I got this really cool, authentic

Nashville-style breakfast coming here.

- We are the best biscuit breakfast in Nashville.

- How quickly could I possibly get you and your crew

down here to make a bunch of chooches breakfast?

- I can't eat any more f*cking food.

I cannot eat any more f*cking--

- Well, get ready for some biscuits and some gravy.

- Yeah, I'm hungry, but my stomach hurts.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hello.

- Hey, y'all, is Mr. D here?

- Who?

- Mr. D? He ordered some biscuits.

- Pauly D?

- Him and his little surprises.

We're gonna call him right now.

[phone rings]

- Hello? - Your delivery's here.

There's a big truck of friggin' biscuits.

- Oh, perfect, I'm coming right over.

Where's my biscuits?

- Oh, here's the menu.

Biscuits, scrambled eggs, bacon.

- Well, I definitely want scrambled eggs.

- I love this.

- Thank you.

- Look, Mike's sh1tting himself.

You guys got to drink this peach tea.

It's so good. - Biscuits!

Scrambled eggs and our sausage.

- Oh, wow. - Thank you.

- Really gonna eat right now?

- Yeah.

- Ooh, this is actually good.

- I feel like this is a real Nashville cuisine right here.

- Right now, I'm deciding whether to finish this biscuit

or run to my house right now.

- I don't know how Mike does it.

Mike is like, mmm, like, so excited

and, like, taking a bite of everything.

I'm like, you're a freak.

- It's happening.

- He's gonna sh*t himself.

- You're gonna sh*t all that out.

You're done.

Why are you clenching like that?

- He's doing the run. - Oh.

- I got to go. - All right, well, ladies,

we have to get going in, like, .

Let's go finish packing and then make sure we're ready.

♪ ♪

- Fellas, I got a little bit of a wrinkle in the plan.

I don't think I'm in any condition

to jump on a flight right now.

- Could you imagine , feet up

with Mike the Situation sh1tting his brains out?

- Yeah, you know, I think one more day

out here in Nashville would do some good.

- Nah, we'll ride it out with you.

- It's happening. Oh, my God.

- Sam, let me get that for you. - OK.

Thank you for doing that. - Ah, you're welcome.

Just one? - Yeah, just one.

- Oops. - I packed--I packed light

because I was planning to leave early.

- Why did you think you were gonna leave early?

- You know why. - In case--

- In case sh*t hit the fan. - You already know why.

Yeah, I was like, I'm out.

- Well, glad you stayed.

- Yeah, for sure. - Yeah, I'm so glad I stayed.

It was fun.

Vinny and Pauly are checking in on me

to see how I'm doing. Like, it means a lot to me.

Seeing Ron for the first time...

- Hey, how are you?

- It was weird. But at this point,

I'm glad it's over with,

and we can just move on from it.

It's just, somebody who I've

X'd out of my life for a really long time.

So that was the weird part. - Yeah, right, right.

- But otherwise, it's like,

there's no feelings, there's nothing there.

- I feel like after that first beginning part,

it was--now everything is just, like, whatever.

- I know. - Until the next trip.

- Yeah. - [chuckles]

- Ron?

- Ange? I'm over here. - Yeah.

- Let's go outside. - Oh, I love it out here.

Oh, God, what a trip. - How are you?

- How do you feel about seeing her again?

- You know, it had to happen. - Yeah.

- I'm glad it's over with. Like, everybody's like,

how do you feel? How do you feel?

How do you feel? - I mean, I'm only asking

'cause I haven't talked to you about it.

- If I felt a certain way, you'd hear me

talk about it and really bring it up--

- I'm glad you're not-- just don't talk about it.

- No, it is what it is. - You're doing,

like, the best thing you could do.

- Of course, and that's what you shouldn't do either

because-- - It's so hard for me.

I have to start learning how you do it.

- You don't need to let everything

in your life stress you. - I know.

- You don't have to live in chaos everywhere, Ange.

You go home, you live in chaos.

You're going through things with your father,

and your this person and that person.

It's like, you need to, like, find some kind of peace.

Seeing Ange on this trip,

I think that she's been on her best behavior.

But what I'm hearing is that, you know,

she's fighting with everybody.

- I didn't let her bother me.

Like, yesterday, she's sitting on the couch,

and I'm talking, and we're, like,

making pizzas and sh*t.

She's like, Ange, you talk too much.

- You talk a lot.

- I do talk a lot. I love it.

Why did you say that? Like, where is it coming from?

He's gonna walk up the stairs right...now.

Why is it, like, little things, stupid things like that?

- Yeah.

- My wheels are already broken. Oy-yoi-yoi.

I had a great friggin' time.

It was business and a pleasure trip for me.

So I got to, like, look around for my store.

- Oh, actually, this looks kind of cute.

- This is it great space.

- Definitely gonna figure that out.

And then also I had a great time with the roomies...

- ♪ Ooh-hoo ♪

- You know, having my nice party time.

So overall, Nashville was amazing for me.

All right, so we're leaving now.

When are you guys are leaving?

Is your flight later? - We were supposed to leave,

but now Mike is tied up.

We got to stay behind because Mike's pooping.

- Yeah, Mike's sh1tting himself.

- Mike's dealing with a little bit

of a shitty situation, if you know what I mean.

- He's now the Shituation.

[laughter] - Yeah. Ew.

Are you ready? - I'm ready.

- Where's Angeliners?

- When I heard that, I was like, did I just--

and I was like, yeah, I f*cking talk a lot,

and that's who the f*ck I am.

But now it's like, I fart in the car last night,

and now she's all good with me.

Pick one. Don't not like me one day

and then, like, be good with me another day.

I don't like flip-floppers.

- All right, well, I don't see Ange, so let me call her.

- Hi. All right, so I'm gonna

take a separate Uber because I'm talking to Ron.

- [laughs]

- Oh.

So we don't have to wait for you?

- No, I'll see you in Jersey, both of you,

so tell Sam--

um, am I on speaker?

- Yeah.

- Hi, guys. Sam?

- Hi. - All right.

- What, are you gonna talk more sh*t, Ange?

- Ohh! - Ohh!

- Oh, hell to the m*therf*cking no.

- [slurps]

- What?

[laughter] - You heard me.

- Oh!

- Honestly, I don't know who's playing with fire,

whether it's Sam or Angelina.

- What? - Ohh.

- Now, watch out, Angelina, because Sammi can throw hands.

- Put your hands on me.

- ♪ I don't need to hear what you got to say ♪

- But at the same time, you don't go looking

for smoke with Angelina because she'll find

multiple ways to ruin your life.

- Ohh.

- Shots fired!

- She's gonna burn your house down.

Like, she'll put a spell on you.

Like, she'll find a way.

- Yeah, shots fired, kid.

Yeah. Uh-uh, not today, Satan.

[hip-hop music]

- All right, so I'm gonna take a separate Uber

because I'm talking to Ron. - All right.

- What, are you gonna talk more sh*t, Ange?

- Ohh! - Ohh!

- Look at this. Like, she's an as*h*le.

Bye, Sam.

f*ck off. - All right.

On that note...

- Let's get the frig out of here.

- Let's get the hell out of here.

- If you're gonna be talking about me,

I have to call you out on it.

It's, like, annoying.

And I feel like she's fake to my face

because she just nonstop talks about me behind my back.

- See what I'm saying? That was weird.

She just got here.

She's getting comfortable, too comfortable.

- Pauly. - Group hug.

- Let's group hug it out. - Have a good time.

- Love you, guys.

- Love you. - Safe travels.

- Nashville, you were such a good time.

Even though there were some things

that I was like, might ruin or damper my trip,

it did not have any effect on me.

And I just had the best weekend ever.

What a weird trip.

[sighs] Ange--"Am I on speaker?"

- I've got a lot of sh*t going on,

more sh*t than a lot of people.

I don't want pity from anybody.

But with that being said,

people should be a little bit lighter on me.

- More sympathetic. - Well, not even that.

Like, have a little empathy.

Like, stop f*cking with me.

- I think Ange is just codependent,

whether it's on chaos or whether it's on a person.

I don't know. You know, I don't know

if it's, like, to feel love

because she didn't have that with her father.

- Let me see-- let me see your watch.

What is it, a Rolex?

I wish I could afford a watch like that.

- I feel like she's got really deep-rooted issues

that she needs to resolve,

rather than take it out on other people.

- I always remembered, like, the past,

like, it was always me, you, and Sam.

So bringing her back, I thought she was gonna be that Sam.

And, like, things have, like, been weird.

She's like, not nice to me.

- Try to express that to her without kind of, like,

trying to fight her.

- But she was trying to fight me.

The little snarky things-- - The next time

you guys get together, whatever, I would try

to just be like, listen, what the f*ck can we do?

- Wait a second, hold on. I got to be the one

to say something to her when she's been f*cking

coming at me sideways?

I'm not gonna get mad at him right now, but like--

I don't understand, like, whose side are you on?

Here we go again. - You know, like--

you know, you say you brought her back,

tell her like, I brought you back in here

because I wanted a friend. - And then that's

gonna be a problem. - I want you to be my friend.

- That's gonna be a problem. - Whatever.

Just say, I wanted you back so I could have a friend.

- I blame Mike for a lot of this.

He's caused a lot of sh*t in your relationship

and, like, whatever.

She right away believed him without even asking me.

- Here we go. You're being the victim.

You know, it's everyone else. It's never you.

You know, but it's got to-- it can't be everyone else

if everything's always happening to you.

In therapy, you know, when sh*t's going on

in your life, and, like, things aren't right,

you have to sometimes take a step back and say,

what did I do for things to be like this?

- Did you hear about the whole Mike thing

when I went to his wife's store grand opening?

- And they didn't go or something like that?

- I'm gonna read his f*cking text right now.

"I do appreciate Angelina coming to the opening.

"But she took that opportunity to say,

"'Where are your friends?' and she went in.

She made it a thing."

- I can't f*cking believe he's texting that to you.

- She came for me at that f*cking table

like I've never seen before.

- Let me f*cking talk. - Don't yell at me.

- No, you talk so much. - Sam.

No. - Like, just shut up.

Just shut up. - Don't tell me to shut up.

I was like, whoa.

- Yeah, I remember you told me. - That was not cool.

Like, that was f*cked up.

- [farts] Whew!

OK.

- What are you guys talking about?

- Nah, I just told her,

whatever sh*t she's got going on with Sam,

just try to figure it out.

- But why were you guys fighting?

- Because of Mike.

- [laughing] - Mike?

- Where is the sh*t stirrer? - Mike!

- Is he around?

- Probably stirring some sh*t right now.

- She said, "Because of Mike."

- f*cking as*h*le. - I was like,

that wasn't on my bingo card.

- Let me call him.

- I'll say it right to his face too.

I don't give a f*ck. - Mike.

We thought her beef was with her and Sam.

But it's not. - It's with you.

- It's with you. - What?

This right here is poetic.

As I'm on the toilet,

Angelina is talking that sh*t.

- I don't know, you might want to get down here.

- She's besmudging your name.

- She just loves to play the victim.

- He's always coming for me.

- She loves to point the finger.

[toilet flushes] The f*ck?

She loves to deflect.

And it's really getting tiring at this particular point.

I don't stand for no f*ck.

Angelina got a problem with everybody.

And if you got a problem with everybody,

everybody ain't the problem.

You are the problem.

- Here he is.

[all exclaiming]

- Yo, I don't stand for f*ck.

- Yo! - All right?

What are we talking about?

- ♪ Amazing, amazing, life is so amazing ♪

♪ 'Bout to call a toast, let the crowd know we made it ♪

♪ Amazing, amazing ♪

- Mike, someone got beef with you.

- I go to his f*cking wife's grand store opening,

and he just f*cking shits on me.

- Here he is. - I don't stand--yo.

[all exclaiming]

Yo, I don't stand for f*ck.

Angelina's saying, the reason she's got drama

with Sam is because of me.

- We're just trying to get down to, like, how it all started.

- How it all started?

Which particular fight?

You fight with everyone.

- Oh! - [laughing]

- Damn.

- See, Ronnie, some things never change.

- She's saying she went to Lauren's grand opening,

and the girls didn't go.

- Where is everybody? Like, I just think

we should all be supporting each other.

I don't like that sh*t.

- And you basically told the girls

that she said something like, she went and they didn't go.

- Maliciously. - No, no.

I never, ever said the word "malicious,"

and it ever came out of my mouth.

- What? Don't you--don't.

- Can we run back the tape?

- Ange was being Ange,

but not in a malicious way.

- OK. - No, no.

- I'm confused with Mike.

He's literally saying to the family,

"not malicious,"

and then whispering to me,

"it's malicious."

- They aired it, Mike. You said "malicious."

- No, if Jenni thought the word "malicious"

came out of my mouth, it might be in her truth,

but it never came out of my mouth.

- Mike has a very good way of wording stuff

so this way, he's not the villain.

I think he eats a thesaurus before he comes on the trip.

- Ange came to the event, she supported.

But she was playfully stirring the pot.

And then I continued and perpetuated that

and stirred the pot a little bit more, not maliciously.

OK? Listen.

Angelina is bringing up old stuff.

This is ridiculous.

But when it got to the girls,

they just--it all, you know, went sideways.

- He's playing innocent.

"It's not my fault, you and Sam..."

No, but it is though, bro.

You started this.

You f*cked up.

- Anyway, so here we are.

- Well, how did that get to the beef with Sam

at Nicole's house?

I guess you guys got into it or whatever?

- You acted like a toddler

and yelled at me-- - Don't ever f*cking

got called a toddler!

Oh, that was bad.

- Oh, really? - Why were you guys fighting?

- Because of Mike.

- Girls?

What the hell?

Guys, come on.

- Get your finger out of my face.

- Don't put your finger in-- - Don't touch me!

- Girls?

- Sorry, don't sh**t the messenger.

- Come on, that doesn't make f*cking sense.

I wasn't even there. - You weren't there.

But you were there in spirit.

- Angelina's giving, like, some really convoluted story

that keeps going back and back and back.

- Because of the store thing,

I think she's still harping on that.

- It's all Mike's fault. She had nothing to do with it.

And I still can't figure out how it started, or where it is,

or what the f*ck is happening.

- How did that get to the beef at Nicole's shore house?

- Because Mike threw me under the bus.

- I wasn't even there. - I didn't make anything.

She admitted it herself.

- I'm confused. I don't even know

what we're talking about. - I don't know where we are.

- I don't even know what we're talking about right now.

- Well, what happened with the toddler thing

at Spicy's?

- I can't relate. I can't relate.

I can't relate. - What's happening?

Why are you freaking out?

- I got to go to the f*cking bathroom.

- I feel like I'm talking to a toddler

who just had a tantrum.

- f*ck off, Sam.

- What I've witnessed,

Sam was upset that you snapped

at her all of a sudden-- you snapped.

And then she called you a toddler.

- So what did I call her though?

- Ange, I was four people over.

I didn't see you. - You were next to me!

- Mike! - Eating chicken tendies,

probably, enjoying myself.

- I want to go home.

- What is the issue, though?

- Why is she upset?

- Do you have any hot salsa?

- Man likes his tendies.

- I didn't have time to f*cking hear

the fight with you and Sam.

Why don't you just tell the story.

I'm telling you-- - I was trashed.

- Sam was upset from your behavior,

called you a toddler,

and then a w*r ensued from there.

- But she was f*cking five people away.

How did she hear anything I was saying?

b*tch, I brought you in here, I'll take you the f*ck out.

- Sam was right there and was like,

wait a second, you're talking about me.

- No, I was talking to Deena, sorry.

- OK. - Like, we were just having

a great time, like, not talking sh*t.

What are you guys laughing about?

- I'm trying to have a good f*cking time.

- I can't do this no more.

She's f*cking pissing me off. I'm getting pissed off.

- Ange, I think that maybe you were intoxicated,

and maybe you don't know what you said.

Is that possible? - Ooh.

- No, I remember s--no, listen.

I--there could be a--

- Come on. - Like, a possibility,

but I remember certain things.

- So maybe there's a possibility...

- I need that to f*cking live in this b*tch.

- If you're intoxicated, that you don't

exactly remember what the things you said.

- Weird, because you and Sam came in together in Poconos.

So I wasn't expecting you two to fight.

- Is there--maybe she's just trying to make, like--

like, a name for herself.

- Ohh. - Ohh.

- Yeah, I'll be honest--

- I didn't hear that. - You know, come for the--

come for the fan favorite.

- I didn't hear that. - Just do it.

- Hello? - "Come for the fan favorite."

[laughter] - Mom?

- Fan favorite. - Yeah, come get me.

Oh, my God, what is Angelina doing?

Come get me, Mom.

I didn't hear that. I didn't hear that.

It's gonna be World w*r III over here when Sammi sees this.

- I don't have beef with Sam.

Like, I really don't.

- Well, you do now. - I mean--

[laughter] - I'm--I'm--see--see--

- You do now. - You may not have

beef with her, but she's gonna have beef with you.

- Hold up. - I'm trying to figure out

how to move forward from this. - No, no, no, no.

Don't you dare start sh*t, Mike.

- [giggles] - Don't you dare?

- Bro, it's just us here.

- Nobody's gonna find out.

- It's just us here. [laughter]

- And this is what Angelina does.

She will talk some sh*t to four other people in the group

and then be like, don't say nothing.

- Just leave it alone, because then I'll have

all the girls turn on me.

I'm not about that life.

- It's pure f*ck.

There's five cameras around us right now.

They're gonna find out.

[phone chimes]

That's what I'm trying to say. - Ange, you have a flight?

- Yeah, my flight right now.

- You got to go.

- Yeah, you're gonna miss your flight.

- She just dropped a crazy b*mb and bounced.

Oh, Angelina is definitely baiting Mike to stir the pot.

- Bye, guys. Don't stir sh*t, Mike.

- Literally every time Angelina says

she doesn't want Mike to tell the girls,

she's screaming for Mike to start some drama.

- ♪ Why you underestimating me? ♪

♪ That's gonna lead to your disappointment ♪

- All right, the coast is clear.

She's always fighting with somebody.

We got a situation.

- You know they're gonna ask you why she stayed back.

- Yeah.

Once the girls find out

what came out of Angelina's mouth,

there's gonna be hell to pay.

Hypothetically, if I went

and told the girls now,

they wouldn't show up to the next vacation probably.

We need to figure out how to sort of deliver it

with the least amount of damage.

- How would you even say this without starting trouble?

- All you'd say is, Angelina's talking sh*t.

And that would be w*r. - Yeah, that's how it would...

- Don't do that. - Be delivered, yeah.

- I have the rule of full disclosures.

If somebody's talking sh*t and it comes to my desk,

I have to immediately get it off my desk

and free my conscience and let y'all know.

I've learned that every time that I deliver information,

it sometimes backfires on me.

So for this particular one, I don't think

that I'm going to say anything about this conversation

because I think that if it comes from me,

it's only gonna escalate things.

And they may not even show up.

- Yeah, I mean, it's good that Mike wants to be careful

about what he runs back to the girls and says.

But at the same time, I think Mike gets excited

about the drama and he's never gonna stop.

Mike, how's your stomach feeling?

You haven't been to the bathroom in two hours.

- I feel like the drama makes me feel better.

[laughter]

- Drama-mine.

- ♪ We gonna get it ♪

♪ We, we going hard ♪

♪ Uh, are you ready? ♪

♪ Uh, are you ready? ♪

- Ladies are gone.

What should we do, fellas?

- We should take in the sights, man.

- Yeah, let's see what Nashville has to offer.

- Yup. all: GTL!

- I knew it.

[energetic music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, yeah, Nashville, yeah!

Gym, tan, and laundry.

- Hello. - Hi.

- How are you guys?

I have a lifetime membership here.

- OK. - First name The,

last name Situation. [laughs]

- I'm not tanning. - Not tanning?

- No, I'm the pale one.

- We are the forefathers of gym, tanning, laundry.

We've got probably a decade's worth of GTL-ing together.

So this is like old times right now.

- Don't touch me, I'm tan.

- How was it? - Good.

- Hey, look at that tan.

- Some things never change.

- Hey, look at this tan man.

- What do you call that shade, Hoboken Rust?

- Makes his teeth look even whiter.

- Tanning, some haircuts.

You gonna let them touch your hair, Vin?

- I'll scope the scene.

Definitely need a cut right now.

But I always get nervous

letting a random barber cut my hair.

- What's up, guys? Trying to just get the cleanup.

- Go ahead and pop a seat.

Actually somebody's available right here.

- Hello. - How are you?

- Good. How are you? - Good.

- [laughs] Um...

- Are you picky?

- Little bit.

I like to almost, like, see, like, the work

of someone that I'm getting, like, a haircut from.

- Do you want to see my work? - You have an Insta?

- Yeah. - Let's see.

I mean, look, I am not an easy customer.

I'm very particular.

Like, a low fade. - OK.

- I just get a fade, like a mid.

- Mm-hmm. - So, you know, above the ear.

Could do a half at the bottom.

- This is what I use on my pubes.

- Oh, nice. [laughter]

You sure you want to do this with me?

- I'm positive. - She doesn't even think

you have a good haircut, so...

- I don't know what he's worried about.

Vinny's gonna look like a chooch anyway.

So it does not matter how his hair's cut.

- What do you do on top?

- Just, like, a basic little fade,

you know, nothing crazy.

Medium to low skin fade on the bottom,

leave the beard as high as possible.

I love when the hair, like, wisps over.

- Vinny, make sure you have her hit the line up in the front.

Everybody keeps talking sh*t about it online.

[laughs] - Oh, wow.

- Gonna spray you down good just to...

- Ooh. - Get everything--

- That's new. - [laughs]

Here we go.

- In Italy, Vinny cut my hair.

- Really? - Yeah.

- Muhammad Ali knocked out Joe Louis.

- Si.

- Whoops. Oh, sh*t.

Oh, yeah. - We had no barber.

- [laughing] I cut Ronnie's too.

- f*cked my hair up.

- He tried to give him the Caesar cut,

and he came out with the Three Stooges cut.

- The haircut in Italy that Vinny gave me,

that was something else.

He made me look like the friar from Robin Hood.

It was very embarrassing, honestly.

I had to wear a lot of hats.

I think I wore a hat to bed sometimes.

- Why are you letting me cut your hair?

I don't cut-- - Because you were like,

yeah, I learned before I left.

I had my barber teach me.

- Once. [laughter]

- Yo, our babies are really growing up, man.

How old is Ama now?

- Ten. - She's ten?

- Happened so fast. - Damn.

You got to send photos in group chat.

- Yeah, for sure.

- It definitely sucks to think about

that I missed out on so much in the last,

you know, two and a half years.

I've been gone for so long, you know, it's like,

I haven't even really met Mike's kids, you know?

And he's got a third one on the way.

You know, so I got some catching up to do.

[soft music]

- Ronnie, how's, uh, the baby? - She's good, bro.

She's gonna be six in April. - Six?

- I get her tomorrow when I get back.

- Do you have Halloween figured out yet?

- Probably a princess right now.

- Oh, cool, so great.

- Yeah. - Romeo is gonna--

I'm getting emotional.

Romeo's gonna be Flash. - Nice.

- Little Mia Bella's gonna be Wonder Woman.

- Me and Mike, we know, like, we were wild back in the day.

And now we're here talking about our kids'

Halloween costume, and it just shows growth.

You know, and it shows that our priorities are different now.

- Damn, we got, like, a--

like, a football team in between all of us,

- For real. - You know that, right?

You got one. You got one.

- Nicole has three.

- I'm about to have three.

- Jenni has two. Deena has two.

- And then we got to go to Vinny.

Yo, Vinny how many kids you got, kid?

- I don't know. None last time I checked.

- When's the last time you checked?

[laughter]

It was great to be back busting each other's chops

like we did back in the day.

I definitely want to keep this feeling with everyone.

And I just want to continue to grow with everybody.

You know, I don't want to miss out.

You know, I definitely want to be a part of it.

It definitely keeps me motivated

to stay on the right track, for sure.

- Ronnie's old line was, "My couch pulls out; I don't."

- You still got that couch?

[laughter]

I thought you would have got a new couch by now.

- Stop making me laugh. She's doing my set.

- ♪ Got to try to stay happy ♪

♪ Although it's driving me crazy ♪

- Hey, babe. How you doing?

- Good. - How was the trip?

- I had the longest trip ever.

You obviously know Ron was there.

- Yeah. - When he came up,

he was just like "Hi," and I'm like--

I was like, I'm not gonna sit here

kumbaya-ing with this person that I've avoided.

I was like, this is so awkward,

but I don't even give a sh*t.

I was silent as hell.

- So you were the awkward one?

- I wasn't awkward. - [chuckles]

- I'm not--like I said, I'm not kumbaya-ing with this person.

- Yeah. Just kind of coexist.

- We're gonna coexist.

- Did you get along with Ange?

- No.

- Hello? - Ange, you home?

- Hi. - Hey.

Welcome back.

- f*cking needed a big hug after that.

I am so tired after this trip.

Sam was on my last f*cking nerve.

A lot of snarky, like, bullshit b*tch remarks were said.

And it's like, I'm over it.

- So Ronnie came, right? - Yeah.

So before Ron gets there, like, we're all talking,

and I hear Sam go, "Angelina, you talk too much."

- What are you supposed to do, not talk?

- b*tch, you talk too little.

Hey, doorknob, give me a break.

- She has a thing against me, babe.

She thinks I owe her something, and I don't.

How many more times can I say thank you?

What else do you want from me?

Now it's getting to a place where it's weird.

What's your real intention?

- Can you believe I brought this girl back

and she's treating me like this?

She buys a house

with the money I made her, but I'm the--

I'm the-- I'm the f*cking bad guy?

- How much more does this girl want from me?

It's just so weird that the person

that brought me back into the mix is actually

being the most unkind to me.

- So now what?

- But if she continues to like,

talk about me, then you know I'm gonna say something to her.

- Like, what does she think? Was she trying to, like--

what, is she trying to come at, like, the--

the best one here, me?

I don't know who Sam thinks she is just coming for me,

but she's got a rude awakening,

because I will always have the last laugh.

Haters are gonna hate, you know?

I'd be hating if I was her too.

- ♪ Came in looking real hot ♪

♪ We lit, like it or not ♪

- Last night in Nashville, boys.

Let's go. - Smells like steak.

- Smells good, yeah. - Yo, that smells good.

With a fresh tan and a fresh haircut,

best believe the boys are gonna go out

for our last night in Nashville

and get an amazing meal.

- I'm getting steak.

- I'm getting chicken tendies.

[laughter]

- Reservation for RSVP, please.

- What's going on, guys? How y'all doing this evening?

- How you doing? - Any questions

about anything on the menu?

- I feel embarrassed to say what he wants, so you--

- OK, can I get some shrimp c*ck for the table?

Probably get an onion ring tower too,

some of that bacon.

We'll get a salad.

We're definitely doing the creamed spinach

and the mac and cheese and the hand-cut fries.

For my entree, give me

the two lobster tails with the butter.

- I forgot how much food Mike gets at these dinners.

- And then we'll have the Oscar sauce

with the crab on the side.

- You'd think Mike would learn his lesson

from last night.

- Ooh, I'm having trouble breathing.

Emergency.

Whew.

[toilet flushes]

- You can put Oscar style on the lobster tail, right?

- I haven't done it before, but I mean,

we can do it like that for you.

- Should we get some fried calamaris?

- No. - [chuckles]

Mike eats like he has a mission

to sh*t himself every night.

- All right, guys.

- Look at this thing.

Ooh. Oh.

- Holy moly.

- I got the lobster, kid.

Um, guys, I'm probably gonna get both desserts, just to try.

- You know, guys,

a night at a steakhouse with y'all is really rare.

You get that? - I got it.

I just didn't want to-- - Nah, it was pretty good.

Yeah, it was good.

- Do you think it was well done?

[laughs]

- I really miss those jokes.

Vinny's the only one at the table not a dad.

And he's telling dad jokes.

- You think the beef's gonna pop off

with Ange and Sam?

Because it never got finished.

- I don't know. We're trying to move on,

but they won't "lettuce."

- If Ange has got problems with Sam,

let her--let her speak it out with Sam.

- I told her, I said, why don't you just sit down with her

and be like, hey, like-- tell her how you feel,

and be like, you know, like, where did we go wrong?

- She's, like, not nice to me.

- Try to express that to her without kind of, like,

trying to fight her.

- But she was trying to fight me.

- The next time you guys get together,

whatever, I would try to just be like,

listen, what the f*ck can we do?

- But you witnessed it, right, at that table,

just how it starts is, look what she just said, right?

- She came for me at that f*cking table

like I've never seen before.

- I know, and I was just talking to her

about not doing that. - But, like--

[laughter]

- Holy moly.

What are we gonna do, fellas?

We're in this together.

- I'll be in Vegas if you need me.

[laughter]

- I don't know. Thinking about it before,

like, with Ange, she just, like--

like, how Deena freaks out

because she, like, missed the two--

she's not-- - The two seasons.

- She's not one of the first

people in the house. - Wait, wait, I didn't hear.

what'd you say? - She's not one of the first

people that came into the house.

- Wait, what did you say? - Wait, what?

- What? - I was on my phone.

- Wait, wait, what'd he say? - Hold on.

- [laughing] Oh, no. No, no. - Wait a second.

What'd he say? - Hold on.

- Holy sh*t.

- Wait a second. - Hold up. Hold up.

- Wait a second. Wait a second.

- Hello? - Take a photo.

Yo, he's the new bad guy.

[laughter]

- No, I'm out to dinner right now.

I got to call you back. Anyway, what'd you say?

[laughter] I didn't hear you.

Say that again because I didn't hear you.

- Deena gets mad that she wasn't in the first two houses.

That's how Ange feels with us.

You know what I mean? Like, how she's,

like, so defensive, I feel like she missed out.

She feels like she missed out on those two years.

Ange missed out on how many years with us?

Ange left for years.

And that's that, you know?

So, like, I can definitely relate to it, you know,

because I've missed a lot of time, you know?

So when you're out of it, and then when you're in it,

you know, when you're back in it, you're like,

wow, like, you know, I missed a lot.

You know, and you don't really want to do that anymore.

I feel like I missed so much, you know?

You're writing books.

I didn't even know you could read.

[laughter]

- ♪ Hands in the air, but you just can't touch me now ♪

♪ Y'all know I'm a fighter ♪

♪ My vibes take you higher ♪

♪ Head to toe, I'm designer ♪

♪ Hands in the air, but you just can't touch me now ♪

- When's the next time we're gonna see each other?

The next vacation? - Where's that gonna be?

- That's a good question.

Where is the next trip gonna be?

We need to get away from it all over here.

- Maybe someplace a little quiet.

- Yeah.

With all this tension between the roommates right now,

we need some place calm,

find that inner peace,

get that negative vibes out of here.

Someplace exotic, like Wildwood.

- [laughs]

- Let's go someplace exotic, like Trenton.

Let's go someplace exotic, like Hoboken.

Let's go someplace exotic, like Jersey City.

- Let's go to Otisville.

- Wait, what'd he say? - Wait, what?

- [laughs]

- Can I help you guys?

- I'm picking up my husband.

[rock music]

- Ooh. - Damn, shots fired.

I didn't know we were having roast for dinner.

- Bringing Ron back into the fold,

it definitely wasn't easy.

I had to work so hard

to get the family together.

Things are good as of right now.

- Where haven't we gone?

- Damn, we've been to-- we've been Orlando...

- Puerto Rico, Bahamas... - San Diego, Poconos.

We've been Miami, Italy...

- We've been to the Keys.

- Texas. - North Carolina, New Orleans.

- Yeah, yo, we've been to so many places, I'm losing track.

Excuse me, sir. - Yes, sir?

- Can you bring over the dessert menu and a map?

- Yeah, sure.

- You actually have a picture map?

- Yeah. - [laughs]

- Luckily, this restaurant has children's menus

with maps on the back.

We were gonna use a globe,

but Mike thinks the Earth is flat,

so this is perfect. [laughs]

- All right, somewhere warm where we haven't been.

- Yellowstone?

- No. It's not exotic.

- Arizona.

There's a lot of, like, retreats and getaways and spas.

- Yes. - Like, that could be

a nice little getaway-- and it's warm.

- I like Arizona. It's nice.

- No, Arizona's got some amazing spots.

The families will love Arizona.

- And it's right next to Nevada.

I'll just walk there.

I'll get you guys a brochure.

[laughter]

- So Arizona?

- Arizona it is. - Arizona it is.

- Arizona it is. - All right.

I think the girls will like that.

- All right, let me hit up group chat.

- You gonna tell the girls?

- Yep, boom, got it.

- "Next trip, we're going to Arizona. Get ready."

- Arizona?

- We're going to Arizona?

- Arizona?

- Who the f*ck goes to Arizona?

- What are we gonna do?

- I don't know, it's the boys' trip.

That means the boys--

- The boys are planning it? - Plan it.

- Ari-f*cking-zona.

Who said that?

- Here's the big question.

Are you making shirts?

- Yeah, I have to have a family fun day.

If they do not allow me to have a family fun day,

I am burning the city down.

- Oh, my God.

- We're going to Arizona. And Ron's in the group.

- Oh, man.

- I mean, Ron might be there.

You don't care though, right?

- Why do I feel like this is gonna be a very weird trip?

[video playing] - That's the girl

that Angelina slid in the husband's DMs.

Sam's doing TikToks with her.

- Suck me off, b*tch. That's how I feel.

- We're gonna head to Arizona.

And we'll see what happens when we get there.

Sam poked the hamster.

And now you're about to get the wheel.

- [screams]