07x17 - Reunion (Part 1)

[bunniefuu]

♪ MTV ♪

[upbeat music playing]

No drama this time. I think.

You never freaking know.

So how do you feel about seeing Ang today?

-I feel fine. -Okay.

It's gonna be what it is.

All this sh*t is so stupid.

I don't understand how this even...

How I brought a girl in and this is how my life is now.

-Like, what the f*ck? -[Justina]Tonight,

on the Jersey Shore Family Vacation Reunion,

we're turning up the heat.

I'm good in bed. Vinny, you should know.

-Whoa! -[Vinny] Alright.

If you want the smoke.

Can I just talk for one minute?

What'd she say? Get the f*ck out of here.

Oh, sh*t!

-[Deena] Oh! -Why do we always go there?

[Justina]And Sammi and Angelina

speak their piece.

If I was engaged to my fiance,

I wouldn't be DMing married men.

-Oh... -[Angelina] That's bullshit.

Take accountability for the TikTok.

-I'm not wrong in this. -Okay, narcissist.

[Justina]Will their truce end before the next vacation?

-I'd like a wine. -I'm not sorry.

-No one's giving us wine! -Give us the wine!

We should go to commercial break.

f*ck this. I'm not doing this sh*t.

[tense musical sting]

[Justina]Rub your worry stone,

things are bound to get primal.

-[meows] -[trilling]

-We're trash. -Yeah.

We're f*cking dysfunctional and hot messes.

Let's go!

[Justina]The Jersey Shore Family Vacation Reunion

starts now.

-♪ Jersey Shore tripping ♪ -Hey!

[upbeat house music playing]

-Whoa! -[Justina] What up, MTV?

Welcome to theJersey Shore Family Vacation Reunion.

I'm your girl Justina Valentine,

and this season, for the first time ever,

all the shoremates were together again.

And what transpired

was one of the most awkward hellos

-in the history of reality TV. -[laughing]

Hey, how are you? [echoes in slow motion]

-"Hey, how are you?" -[Sammi] Hi.

[laughter]

We've got a lot to get into tonight,

So let's say howdy to the roommates. Sammi.

-[cheering] -[Justina] Clap it up.

-Deena. -[cheering]

-Nicole. -[Jenni] Yeah, girl!

-[Justina] Angelina. -[cheering]

-Mike. -[Mike] Clap it up!

-Jenni. -[cheering]

-And Vinny. [chuckles] -[cheering]

Now, unfortunately,

Pauly D couldn't be here tonight so he sent his stand-in,

-everyone's favorite doll. -[Jenni] Oh my God.

[cheering, laughing]

-Yeah, Pauly! -[cheering]

Baby number three, Big Daddy Sitch.

Congratulations.

Um, how does it feel you've joined the three club

-now with Nicole? -Yes.

A dad three times over.

Um, I'll be honest with you, it's an amazing feeling,

but three's a game-changer. Three is definitely--

There's always so much.

I turn around, like, "Oh my God, there's a baby.

There's another baby!" And like, "Oh, another one!"

-At daycare. -Again, I'm living my dreams,

I have this big Italian, uh, family.

And we're going to take it one day at a time.

I love it. Congrats. Now, we'll definitely chat

about baby Luna's Wild Wild West gender reveal later,

but we've got to start with the reunion

ten years in the making.

It wasn't the Nashville hot chicken

that had the roommates sweating.

Once Sammi agreed to coexist with Ron,

he joined the family vacation

and, boy, it was awkward. Take a look.

I think we've all known that Ron may be coming on the trip.

And we felt that it was the time to, um,

take the leap, if you're okay with

all of us under one roof at one time.

You guys have been friends with him for a long time.

I'm not going to take that away from you.

-At all. -Yes, okay.

Ronnie's here!

The moment is finally here.

-[Ron] What's up? -Hey, Ron.

-How are you? -How are you?

-[Nicole] Mmm... -Oh no.

Should've did the group hello. Now he made it awkward.

-[Ron] How are you? -Okay.

-How are you? -Good.

Hey, how are you?

[slow motion echo] Hey, how are you?

Oh my God, like, I want to die.

It's so cringe, I'm so embarrassed.

Ron's here.

Okay, so, Sam,

when he was going around the room

and hugging everyone, what were you thinking

when he was coming in your direction?

-I was like, "Oh no." -[laughing]

I was like, "Please don't come and say hi to me.

I don't want to say hi to you like we're good."

Because we're obviously not.

We were like, "Bro, just do the group hello."

Because he's giving, like, ten-second hugs with everybody,

squeezing them to death, and it makes it so awkward

when he gets to Sammi, and...

So you wanted a general hello.

Yeah, do the hugs later.

I feel bad for, like, the room... It's just so weird.

It is, but you are such a big person

because you told your roommates,

"I know he's your friend, he's part of this family

and I'm not gonna stop that." I give you credit for that.

The thing is, we can all coexist,

but I have my own boundaries with that person.

I'm not going to stop him from his life and friendships

with these people, and he's not going to stop me

from my life, you know, my friendships with these people.

And that's fair.

Sammi, you and Ron shared the roommates

on two vacations,

but you never actually uttered a word to him.

So if Ron were to say, "Hey, how are you?"

on a future vacation,

do you think he could get a response?

You never know.

You broke the ice, so if he sneezes,

maybe he'll get a "God bless you."

-[laughing] -We'll see.

Probably not that.

-Baby steps. -Might be pushing it.

-Yeah, no. -Baby steps, we'll see.

[Justina] I got you.

A little awkwardness had everybody ready

to let loose in Nashvegas.

And with the help of some whiskey

and bedazzled denim, the roommates unleashed

their inner h*nky-tonk. Take a look.

We're in Nashville

and we're gonna f*cking k*ll it tonight!

You look like a cowgirl. Jersey cowgirl.

I feel this has your name written all over it.

[dramatic music playing]

[screams]

-[shrieks indistinctly] -[man yells]

It is very hard.

-[Nicole] I'm doing karaoke. -Oh my God, no!

Oh my God.

♪ I did it all for the Snooki ♪

[Deena]She did it all for the Snooki

and forgot all the lyrics.

I'm gonna bring the girls to this Nashville studio

and we're gonna write a country song, mamas!

[all]♪ Bull rider for eight seconds ♪

♪Hungover, didn't learn our lesson♪

We're going on a tour after this thing.

-[cheering] -Thank you, Nashville!

♪ Jersey Shore tripping ♪

-[cheering] -[Nicole] It was a good song.

What was that, eight seconds?

[Justina] Bull riding for eight seconds.

I thought they were talking about Vinny's Monday night.

-[all exclaim] -[sizzling]

-If you want the smoke. -[Justina] Okay.

Ladies, have we come up with the name of your girl group?

We can be The Tipsy Chicks...

-Dirty Stay-Outs. -Ooh!

Oh, I have one! Charcuterie Broads!

-[all] Ooh! -I like that.

-Let's go, Deena. -That's clever.

-That is actually clever. -Thanks.

-I can be quick. -But I hated charcuterie day.

-I didn't like it. -Kind of quick.

Now, Nicole, how's the store search going?

I got a spot, I think.

And I think I'm going to land it in, like, two weeks.

So I gotta go back to Nashville.

-We're going back. -That's gonna be fun.

I just love Nashville, the vibe, the food.

Food was good.

Mike, that fringe jacket was fire,

what's the next occasion you're gonna rock that to?

You know what? I was actually thinking,

uh, probably, like, right about now.

-[Justina] Oh! -[Mike] Oh!

-[Nicole] You better keep that. -Wow!

Give us a spin, let's see that fringe.

-[laughs] -[Justina] That's nice.

-I love it. -I love it!

-I like it. -That was good.

Vin, when it came time to wear the jacket out,

you backed out, what happened?

-Yeah, why'd you back out? -It was tight.

-[Mike] Execution with that. -[Angelina] How was it tight?

That's what she said.

-That's what she said, too. -[chuckles] What?

[laughing]

-Meaning me, like... -I love a good, uh,

Vinny and Angelina, uh, row session.

-They never get old. -Oh, they get old.

Speaking of old. Hey, Mike.

[all exclaim]

-Oh my God. -Should I move?

-A battle about to go down? -It's good to have you there.

You're the referee. Okay.

Deena, talk to me about bull riding.

How does it compare to drunk dancing on the bar?

Drunk dancing on the bar I'm a pro at.

-[Justina] Yes. -And the bull riding,

I thought, like, "Eh, I'm going to jump on this thing

ride the f*ck out of it, and then I'll be fine."

-Damn! -Like a dildo for the night.

[overlapping exclamations]

The first one didn't have any horns to hold on to.

You could've just grabbed Angelina's.

-So I was, like, annoyed. -Oh!

-She wasn't there. -You already did that, as*h*le.

You guys looked hot.

-Seeing that clip... -f*ck.

...it looked a lot slower than it felt.

Though, Ang, they say if you could ride

a mechanical bull, you're good in bed. What do you think?

I think I could f*cking ride one and I'm good in bed.

-Vinny, you should know. -Damn.

-Oh! -[Justina] Vin, is this true?

-Nah. -[chuckling]

-She fell off quick. -Excuse yourself?

You were like a f*cking hot dog in a blanket.

You were like a hot dog down a hallway.

-Oh my God! -Oh, sh*t!

-Old, no one gives a f*ck. -Yeah, so is your vag*na.

You just laid there like a dead fish.

-[Deena] What is happening? -Damn!

-They need privacy. -The only movement you did

-was get a condom. -You want us to leave?

Alright, definitely some sexual tension.

Maybe we'll get a lap dance to release it.

We should go to commercial break.

I'm not doing another one. Since he's such a stripper,

-he should know how to do it. -No.

[Justina] Alright, awkward!

Coming up, grab the toilet paper,

Nashville hot chicken is in the building.

-Oh no. -Will the roommates

answer spicy fan questions, or face the heat?

Find out when the Jersey Shore Reunionreturns.

-[Vinny mocking] -[laughing]

[indistinct chatter]

I was not good.

The longer you keep it in the mouth, the hotter it is.

-[Angelina] Hold on. -[Vinny] Swallow it.

-The mayor was so nice. -The "mare"?

-It's two syllables. -Leave me alone, Vinny.

I didn't like that you did that. It really hurt me.

-I don't care. -I'm not doing this sh*t.

Oh, wow!

[upbeat house music playing]

[upbeat house music playing]

[upbeat dance music playing]

Welcome back to theJersey Shore Family Vacation Reunion.

I'm your girl Justina Valentine.

Mike and Jenni outlasted their roommates

in the Nashville hot chicken challenge,

and walked away with $

and the devil's diarrhea.

-Oh my God. -Okay, Mike, we've got to chat

-about the "shituation." -Yes.

The waiter said it could be

a three-day bathroom commitment, was it?

-Cleanse. -It definitely was.

Um, I applaud Jenni

because she was, like, neck-and-neck the whole time.

You saw, she wasn't going to let me win by myself.

It was about the competition, it definitely was.

Anything with chicken tendies, you had me at "hello."

Well, hello tonight, because the hot chicken is back.

Every reunion, the fans hit us with questions,

but this time around, you don't have to answer.

If you decide to skip the question,

you'll have to take a bite of Nashville hot chicken.

Okay, Angelina, Sebastian wants to know,

-smush, marry, k*ll. -f*ck my life.

Vinny ., Old Bridge,

or your favorite Jets player, Nick Bawden.

-Well, damn! -I'm eating a piece of chicken.

-I'm not doing this sh*t. -[Justina] I don't blame you.

[Nicole] Go eat your chicken.

The wife might make another TikTok.

The wife's gonna make a TikTok regardless.

-[Vinny chuckles] -You're right.

A nice big bite.

Just shove it in your mouth.

-[dramatic music] -[Justina] Is it hot?

You're just sucking. Not chewing.

-Are you okay? -Swallow it.

-Swallow. -She gonna swallow it whole.

It's mad hot. I'm f*cked. Hold on.

[Deena] It's worse that you're keeping it in your mouth.

I can't swallow it.

The longer you keep it in the mouth, Ang

the hotter it is.

-[gags] -Why are you going for seconds?

Oh, I didn't have to?

[Justina] Take a nice sip.

-[Nicole] Ugh. -[Justina] Is that hot?

It's not as bad as I thought, but it's still hot.

-It's got an after-taste. -Okay.

Good job, Ang.

This question comes from Dylan, who wants to know,

Sammi, "Nicole, Mike, and Vinny all appeared

onDancing With The Stars.

Rank them from best dancer to worst dancer."

-Best to worst. -Obviously I'm gonna pick Nicole

'cause she k*lled it.

Then I think Vinny,

'cause I think he got a little farther than Mike, right?

-Yes. -And then Mike,

-that's the only reason why. -I was the first to do it.

-It's hard. So hard to do... -Second to do it!

Ang, how you doing over there?

-Not good. -You need more milk?

-You okay? -I'm going to try to suck it up.

-Suck it up. -There's more chicken

in the building, and we'll see if the roommates

are done with the heat.

But first, anyone looking for an excuse

to call out of work this September is in luck.

Move over, Labor Day, there's a new holiday

on the calendar, Jersey ShoreDay. Take a look.

We're finally getting recognition!

[indistinct cheering]

[cheering]

This is super overwhelming in such an amazing way.

Like, I did not expect all these people to be here for us.

TheJersey Shorecast has become a regular part

of Atlantic City's world-class entertainment.

Back in the day, nobody really wanted us.

The governor didn't mess with us.

Italian American associations didn't mess with us.

First, we really want to thank each and every one of you

for watching us for all those years,

and welcoming us to your home every Thursday night.

[Jenni] This is beyond epic.

We're still here, years later.

-Jerz Day! -[all] Jerz Day!

-[Deena] Look at us! -Clap for that.

-Look at us. -Icons.

Nicole, when you heard the mayor of Atlantic City

wanted to give you guys your own day,

-what did you think? -I was so proud of us.

I feel like ever since,

you know, the show came out so many years ago,

we got so much hate.

-Yeah. -It was an honor and we love AC.

You guys are legends. Now, roommates, why do you think

the world ultimately fell in love with you guys?

I think we were real at a time where theKardashians

andThe Hillswere taking off, but we brought a different vibe

that either people could relate to,

or just were magnified to watch.

-We're trash. -Yeah!

Deena, what was your favorite part ofJersey ShoreDay?

I think just the mayor, like, was so nice.

She says that word funny.

-Mayor? I say everything funny. -[Nicole] Mayor.

-Vegas. -Vegas!

[indistinct chatter]

The "mare"? It's two syllables, not one.

Leave me alone, Vinny.

Okay, just because all of a sudden

you have a really good dialogue.

Watch him back in the day.

He doesn't sound like he does now.

-Let me live. -He sounds more polished.

Yeah. He went to, like, a freaking speech therapist

-or something. Relax! -[laughing]

Nicole, you kept calling this a national holiday.

-Sadly, it's not. -[sad trombone]

But we know President Obama used to watchJersey Shore.

-Yeah. -So maybe Papa Joe does too.

I want you to look to the camera,

and pitch whyJersey ShoreDay

needs to become a national holiday.

Jersey Shore should be a national holiday

because we're f*cking amazing,

and we're beautiful, and we love house music, and we dance fun,

and we do GTL, and everybody in the world should do the same.

[all cheering]

And when Nicole pulls up,

-you know the party's here. -Yes.

-And drink your wine. -Jersey ShoreDay

wasn't the only thing the roommates celebrated in AC.

When Vinny wasn't on stage getting an award,

he was getting naked.

Angelina, it may have been Vinny's night,

but you got the chance to prove to the world

you can give a good lap dance.

How'd it feel to get your redemption?

[Angelina]I don't know, Vin, how'd I do?

The redemption was good. It started getting weird.

-So I made it weirder. -[Angelina]Why?

-[Justina] Yeah. -That's what I do.

Why'd it get weird?

-You were-- -[Nicole] Ew.

-[Angelina] Your d*ck went up. -You were grinding on me.

-He probably got a hard-on. -Oh, wow!

Totally went up.

But wait, Vin, it seemed like the crowd

loved Angelina's lap dance, but then you posted it was mid,

so what does my girl have to do for you to respect it?

-That's a little f*cked up. -You know,

I like f*cking, like, strip clubs in Queens,

with the booties twerking and sh*t,

that are, like, this big.

I'm a hard f*cking audience for that, you know?

-But it was good. -But it was mid,

but now you're saying it's good, so pick one.

-It was mid. -[laughing]

No, I'm gonna... It was not mid!

-You redeemed yourself, girl. -The best lap dance I've seen.

You had to push me down 'cause it was getting weird

'cause your d*ck went up. Give me a break.

We gotta keep it moving. Coming up,

we'll answer the most important question on the boardwalk.

Is it pork roll or Taylor ham? Find out next.

Definitely, it's definitely pork roll.

-[Angelina] No! -No!

-Raise the accountability flag. -[clears throat]

Did anyone else get it in somewhere we wouldn't expect?

-[chuckles] -What the f*ck?

-Those beds are jail beds. -Yeah.

That's why Mike was comfortable.

Oh!

-Damn! -[laughing]

[upbeat house music playing]

[upbeat house music playing]

-[upbeat music playing] -[applause]

We're back with theJersey Shore Reunion.

You can't go to Atlantic City without hitting the boardwalk.

But the roommates also decided to return

to the place Mike called The Museum of Ejaculation.

The OG Shore House, take a look.

I say we go back where it all began.

Right to Seaside.

-Down the street right now! -Yeah!

[cheering]

-Honey, I'm home! -[Deena] We're home!

[sniffs] Oh, it smells like sh*t!

It's been years since I've been in this house.

-Hello! -I hear a girl.

Nothing's changed.

It still smells exactly the same,

like sweat and regret... [laughs] ...all in it.

-[Nicole] Did Pauly leave? -Pauly had to go.

Pauly left already?

-He had to go. -He just left.

-Oh my God! -[all whining]

-[Vinny] He had a gig. -[grunts]

I can't believe we missed hanging with the boys

because Angelina was throwing a tantrum in her room.

You guys still got the keys to this place?

-Think you can just drop by? -sh*t! Danny's here!

We do tours of the house now, guys.

-It's a museum. -Like the White House.

It's a museum now.

But it's our museum.

You never were here. What, you spent five days here?

-b*tch, I f*cking-- -Oh, sh*t!

You walked through the door, then you walked out.

Grab your garbage bag and please leave again, alright?

sh*t!

Where's the beach? Where's the beach?

-We're making it work. -One of the main procedures

of staying in the Shore House is to break out the black light.

[overlapping shrieks and shouts]

Yo, this right here is a museum of ejaculation.

[Deena] Let's check the beds.

Damn! Splitty-splat!

I feel like people pay to f*ck here. Mm-hmm.

Yup. [smacks lips]

[sighs] Casa de amore, man. Peace.

Mike's sleeping,

so let's just go sleep

at my nice shore house,

and we'll come back in the morning like we never left.

[Jenni] Get in the f*cking back.

-You're so loud. -[laughing]

-[Nicole] Bye, Mike, love you. -[Deena] Bye, Mike.

-[Jenni] Aw. -[comedic bell sting]

Sammi, this was your first time being back to the Shore House

-in a decade. -Yes.

[Justina] What did it feel like?

It felt like old times, and it smelled exactly like...

-Always. -...from back in the day.

-Nothing's changed in there. -Always has the same smell.

It was like, I'm just back in again.

What is that smell?

You guys keep saying it and it's like...

-Think it's the tide. Low tide. -It smells like the inside

-of a seashell. -[Justina] Okay.

-[Sammi] Like mildew. -Yeah.

Jenni, the point of going back to the boardwalk

was to all be there together, but unfortunately,

Pauly left before the girls made it--

-[Jenni clears throat] -How bummed were you?

-My fault. -Hmm!

[Mike] Ooh!

-Raise the accountability flag. -There you go!

[Mike] That was good.

-Good for you, girl. -Good job.

-I am sorry about that. -Thank you.

-Yeah. -Well, you were on time today,

so that's a step in the right direction.

Yeah.

[Justina] The black light results were overwhelming.

We all know you smushed in your beds, the Smush Room,

-and the jacuzzi. -Yeah.

But did anyone else get it in somewhere we wouldn't expect,

-like the bean bag? -[coughs]

-Vinny? -No!

-Bean bag? Nah. -Not any of us!

Actually, Vinny used to, uh, go to the, uh...

-Shore House. -The Shore House off-camera

-just to f*ck. -[Vinny] Yeah.

-I did that once. -Sicko!

-You had your key? -We're grandfathered in.

We get a room any time we want.

What, do you go to the girl, like, "Hey,

you want to have sex in the Shore House?"

I'm like, "Baby, want to rewrite history?"

-"Baby"? -Ew, "baby"!

Nicole, you didn't wanna sleep at the Shore House.

What disgusted you about sleeping there the most?

[Vinny] She's like, "I'm rich now."

-[indistinct chatter] -No, it's--

It's not even rich. It's just I feel clean now.

I'm not as dirty, like I used to be.

-Those beds are jail beds. -Yeah.

Yeah.

That's why Mike was comfortable.

-[sizzling] -Oh!

Damn!

That's good. I actually, ironically, was comfortable

in prison, yes. I was able to adapt

-to any situation. -[Justina] Good for you.

-I wonder why. -[Justina] Okay.

The return to the boardwalk brought back good memories,

a trip to Spicy's,

and the age-old Jersey debate,

is it pork roll or Taylor ham?

So Mike and Nicole, we know where you guys stand,

everyone else, I need to know, is it Taylor ham or pork roll?

[gasps]

-I-I say both. -Okay.

-I say both. -Pork roll.

-Ang? -I guess Taylor ham, I guess,

-I see that more often. -Okay.

-Jenni? -I don't eat pork.

-[Justina] No pork on your fork. -No pork on my fork.

I'm from New York, we eat bacon, egg, and cheese.

-I was going to say that. -That's very true.

I've never even heard of those f*cking words.

I'm gonna have to say it's Taylor ham.

-Thanks, babe. -Boo, Justina!

No, it's a North Jersey--

-It's North Jersey, yeah. -I'm from North Jersey,

so it's definitely Taylor ham,

-but I know South Jersey-- -Thanks, boo.

-Exactly. -[Justina] You already know.

-Thank you. -We've got some other topics

that inspire passionate debates in the tri-state area.

I want to see where you all stand on these.

Alright, water ice or Italian ice?

-[all] Italian ice! -Of course.

-Water ice? -Water ice.

Sauce or gravy?

-[all] Sauce. -Whoever says gravy is a weirdo.

-[record scratch effect] -Ooh!

Cheese pizza or a pie?

-Cheese pizza. -Ooh.

-Pie. -Pie.

-Pie. -Maybe I don't--

-No, I say a pie. -[Justina laughs] Okay.

-Hey-o! -Let's end with hoagie, sub,

grinder, or hero?

-[Vinny, Nicole] Hero. -Sub.

-Sub. -Sub.

I think Vinny looks like a grinder, though.

-That was a good one. -Okay.

You're not giving him a point for that?

-No, that was... -It kinda was a little good.

-That was good. -I didn't hear it.

Okay, coming up, more spicy fan questions.

Will the roommates face the heat or eat the heat?

Plus, Angelina finally met her real father.

Where does their relationship stand now?

Find out when the reunion returns.

Number one, I think it's weird, and also, I'm not done talking.

How long does the average female orgasm last?

-With me? All day. -What the f*ck?

-Oh my God! -What the f*ck?

Did you close the door on your biological dad

that you just met?

[upbeat house music playing]

[upbeat house music playing]

-[upbeat music playing] -[applause]

We're back with ourJersey Shorefamily.

The fans have some questions and they did not hold back.

Roommates, if you don't want to answer,

all you've got to do is eat some Nashville hot chicken.

-Okay? You guys ready? -Maybe.

Jessica wants to know, Mike,

"Which podcast is better,

theMeatball Podcast

orSomething Went Wrong with Vinny Guadagnino?"

-Whoa! -Damn!

-[Vinny] You should answer it. -Oh God.

I might have to eat the tendies, man.

-Aw. Love you, Mike! -That's political. That's it.

-That's nice, Mike. -Thank you, Mike.

I never met a tendy I didn't like.

Two different podcasts, people. Two different podcasts.

Grab that tendy and put it in your mouth.

-That's what she said. -You'll have to eat that.

-Eat it in one bite, daddy. -Ew.

[Nicole] Ew.

The eyes are watering.

-Yeah, 'cause it's hot. -Yeah.

Good job! If it was hot.

We got more hot chicken fan questions on the way.

Last season, Angelina set out to find her biological father.

But finding him was just the beginning.

Let's take a look.

So here is where we start.

-First, this is grandmama. -So cute.

And then this is your aunt, Corrine.

Your birth father's sister.

What about the half-sister? Is she around here also?

She lives in Brooklyn. Her name is Michelle.

[Jenni] You have a hot sister.

My half-sister's hot! Vinny's gonna try to bang her.

Let's not make this about Vinny.

Your biological father's name is Alfred William.

He's living in Monmouth County.

-[all gasp] -This is Monmouth County!

This is f*cking Monmouth county!

-Oh! I got goosies. -Same!

What the hell?

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Nothing in this world can compare to finally meeting

my biological dad, and hugging this man.

Disturbing that I didn't know.

I could've watched you growing and stuff.

-I know. -Been a part of your life.

All I've ever wanted in my life is, like, to have a father.

-[sobs] -Everything will be alright.

-[sobs] -[tense music]

The last few weeks of my life have not been good.

The dad situation...

Everything just, like, got weird.

The night that I met him, he grabs my watch,

and he's like, "Is that a Rolex?"

I really didn't want to think anything of it,

but then his dog had this big infection,

and he was saying he didn't have money for the dog.

So it's like, "Angelina, can you help me?"

Then he needed his teeth done.

He asked me to go get his eyes done.

He asked for MTV Movie Award tickets.

You have to tiptoe into relationships little by little.

-It's called healthy boundaries. -So what should I say?

Just be like, "Please do not contact me for money

ever again.

If you would like to have a relationship

with your daughter, I will be here for you

when you're ready. Love you."

-That's it. -Send.

Why did he do this? Why did he have to do this?

-Ang, I'm so sorry. -[exhales, cries]

[sniffles]

Ang, I see you're getting a little emotional.

-Very emotional. -Can't imagine how you feel.

What was going through your head when the genealogist

said she finally found him?

I couldn't believe this guy was living

under my nose the whole time.

-[Justina] The same county. -Literally, like, a drive away.

When the genealogist showed you pictures,

is that what you envisioned your family would look like?

-Yeah. Especially my sister. -It is?

-I was like, "Holy sh*t." -Yeah.

-"That is my twin." -Now, your first reaction,

was that you're like, "Damn, she's hot.

Vinny's gonna want to bang her." You still think so?

I mean, you never said anything about her.

I mean, I would do it for the plot.

-Oh my God! -What the f*ck?

Give the viewers what they want.

We do what we can for the ratings.

-[scoffs] -When did things unravel

-with your dad? -Basically, like, right away.

It just, like, kept spiraling.

Like, every day was something else.

Why the f*ck are you just meeting me

and you're asking for money right away?

And then when I sent that text message to him,

I was in interview, and the phone went off,

and it was a f*cking novel. It kept going, and going,

and just, like, it was just so terrible, the text.

Did you close the door on your biological dad you just met?

-I did. -Okay.

I gave him a second chance,

he asked me for Rangers tickets.

Not for... I said, "For who?"

"Me and Michelle." Hi!

I'm your daughter too, like, what the f*ck?

Last time at the reunion, you said your relationship

with your mom was no more.

Where do you guys stand at this moment?

So I went to her apartment two weeks ago

for the first time in a year.

Wow.

-So you guys are rebuilding. -We are.

[sighs] Well, Ang, we wish, you know, you the best,

in your journey with your family,

and very glad to hear that you're back on the path

with your mom, and God bless.

-Thank you. -Coming up, usually it's MVP,

but this season, it was Mike and the girls.

-I loved it. -He learned a whole lot

about giving birth, but does he know

what PMS stands for?

Find out next when the men take on the ladies

-in a battle of the sexes. -Ooh!

A free-for-all.

You can eat somebody else's f*cking placenta.

Like, "I guess I'll try it."

-Don't get me turned on. -[laughing]

"Snooki Night was fun, but your pitching needs work."

-[Deena] Hey! -Hater.

What a brat!

So was Sammi stirring the pot?

It was a little corny.

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[applause]

Welcome back toJersey Shore Family Vacation Reunion.

Let's get into some more fan questions.

Okay, Craig has one for Nicole, and this one's a dare.

"Snooki Night was fun, but your pitching needs work."

-Relax, I thought I did great. -Relax, Craig.

-Hater. -What a brat.

Craig says, "Throw a strike, or eat some hot chicken."

-Throw a strike. -Okay.

You got this.

[jaunty build-up music playing]

-You go, girl. -Get it, girl.

You got it.

How many chances do I have here?

-[Deena cheers] -[all cheer]

Let's go!

[jaunty music playing]

Let's go!

-That was amazing! -f*ck that guy!

Just want to say my son's a pitcher.

-[Angelina] Wow! -Whoa, I love that!

-He gets it from his mama. -Aw.

-Impressive. -Are you not entertained?

Take that, Craig! Alright, usually it's MVP,

but this season, Mike enjoyed

some quality time with the ladies.

And their candid conversations had him shook.

-Take a look. -Yup.

[Nicole] Girls night with Mike!

-[cheering] -Let's go, girls.

-Let's go get a mammogram. -Oh my God.

[Jenni] Let's go, Mike. Pap smear time!

[Sammi]Girls Night with Mike.

Sammi, when are you having your first?

I love kids, but who the hell knows?

[Mike]It's all ladies and BDS tonight,

which is totally cool.

I mean the pregnancy part, like, you know,

your vag*na opens up so big, and like...

What the hell?

But the girls are getting a little too comfortable

with BDS right now.

The amount of water that came out of me,

-they had to get sponges. -Oh God.

I started feeling a lot of pressure down there,

and I said, "I don't know if I pooped

or if he's ready to come out."

When you have to push the second time,

-to get the, um... -The sack.

-Yeah. -The sack.

-What sack? -The placenta!

Oh, God!

Some people eat that sh*t.

Oh, God.

I was trying to push mine back in.

[Mike]Back in where?

Back in where?

[Mike] How much longer?

-[laughing] -I'm dying.

So Mike, how does it feel to be one of the girls?

-It definitely, um, was a lot. -[Justina] Yeah.

-It was a lot. -A lot to take in.

I definitely missed my boys.

Um, but I thought I played the part well...

-with the girls. -You did.

The ladies had no filter around you.

Are you guys just that comfortable around Mike?

-For sure. -[Deena] Absolutely.

-He's our big brother. -Sometimes I feel

like he's one of the girls. So, like, eh, whatever.

-I love hanging out with Mike. -He is so much fun.

Vinny, would you have been cool hearing bloody placenta stories,

eating them and all that?

-I mean, don't get me turned on. -[chuckling]

-You know what I'm saying? -Ew!

-He would've been fine. -Deena,

what have you heard are the benefits

of eating your placenta?

-[inhales] -So it's very healthy for you

and it helps the baby, if you're doing breastfeeding.

But I stored my placenta

because it's good for you later on with dementia,

and, like, so many other types

of, um... I guess, diseases.

But it wouldn't help somebody that didn't have a baby?

What?

You're not supposed to eat someone else's.

Thought it was a free-for-all,

you can eat somebody else's f*cking placenta.

-"Alright, I guess I'll try it." -You eat your own placenta.

-That's the next challenge. -Oh my God!

Answer a question or eat placenta!

-Ew. -Well, Mike learned

more than he signed up for

and tonight, class is back in session.

I got some basic sex education questions

-for the fellas and ladies. -[chuckling]

Whoever gets the most correct answers,

wins tonight's Battle of the sexes.

Mike and Vinny,

what is an IUD?

-Contraception. -[bell dings]

It's when you get pulled over after drinking too much.

-[laughing] -Oh my goodness gracious!

-[buzzer] -That's a DUI.

Intrauterine device used for birth control.

-Yes. Contraception. -You knew it was birth control.

Ladies, according to the National Institute of Health,

the average erect p*nis in America

is how many inches long?

-Five! -Five and a half.

Really good, guys. It's between . to . inches.

-You girls know your... -[rooster crows]

-[laughing] -Damn straight we know our c*ck.

Okay, boys, can you name the different tampon sizes?

-[Angelina] Come on, Vin. -Damn.

-There's different sizes. -Come on, Vin.

-My God. -I don't know.

-Is it light? -Small, medium, large?

Light, heavy-type?

-Or is that the pad? -[Justina] Good.

For the varying flows, you have light, regular,

-super, super plus, and ultra. -Whoa!

There it is.

Ladies, how long does the average male orgasm last?

Like not even a minute.

-Three to five seconds? -I was gonna say, seconds.

Yeah, seconds.

According to Healthline, ten to seconds.

-No way! -[bell dings]

Mine's like five seconds. Then I go back to hating myself.

-Wow. -[gasping]

-Move on. -[Justina] Okay.

How long does the average female orgasm last?

-With me? All day. -[Nicole] A minute.

Mine's like a while.

I'm gonna say one to three minutes?

It's never that good for us.

No, I don't know who gave this answer,

but according to Healthline, it says to seconds.

-I was gonna say a minute. -Unless they're bullshitting.

-[Justina] A minute long? -Yo, I said a minute.

-I said a minute. -[bell dings]

-[Justina] That wasn't bad. -Said one to three minutes.

We have learned a lot here today.

Coming up, are you friends with her?

J-E-T-S, drama, drama, drama.

-Grab a helmet. -No!

We are tackling the fallout...

-Angela! You could never! -...from Sunday Funday

-when the reunion returns. -[Mike] See you soon.

-[Jenni] Oh my. -[Angelina speaks indistinctly]

-No one tryin' to f*ck her man. -You still DMed him.

Make the TikTok with the enemy? You've gotta respect the move.

I don't have respect for Angelina,

-and that's just the way it is. -Oh!

Okay, narcissist.

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[applause]

We're back with theJersey Shore Family Vacation Reunion.

This season, the squad traded Sunday dinner

for some Sunday football.

The Jets left it all on the field,

but what happens in the DMs does not stay in the DMs.

Let's take a look.

J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets!

Guys, I have tea, and it's piping hot.

My husband plays for the Jets. I was there tonight.

My husband gets a DM from this girl,

Angela fromJersey Shore.

Angela! [gasps]

She DMs my husband and said, "See you soon."

That's weird, you don't message a married woman's man.

When we were at the Jets game, I decided to just DM

some of the Jets players, you know?

I DMed every one of those f*cking guys

and they were awesome.

But I didn't know one of them was married.

She looks so insecure, as a wife, posting this.

Dude, she's so insecure.

Um, the girl's a clown.

Her shower curtain means more to me.

[Justina] Angelina, let's clear the air.

At the game, you DMed a bunch of Jets players,

what made you do that?

So, I DMed a lot of Jets players.

A lot of them were answering me back,

like, "See you soon!" I didn't DM an eggplant emoji,

heart, like, eyes,

Didn't say, "I want to f*ck you."

I wasn't doing that.

So you were just hyping everyone up, showing support.

None of them did what this guy and his wife did.

-Right. -Literally,

if I was trying to f*ck one, I would f*ck them.

-Oh. -[scoffs]

A lot of them slide in my DMs, by the way.

-Just letting you know that. -[Justina] Okay.

One of the players you messaged was Jets fullback Nick Bawden.

At the time, did you realize he was married?

No. Her man is like a second string.

You're on the practice squad, bro.

-Get the f*ck out of here. -You still DMed him.

But I DMed him, Sam,

but it was, like, friendly. It was a friendly thing.

No one's trying to f*ck her man.

[Justina] Mike, I see you back there laughing.

I don't know, I just think it's hilarious.

For the most part, at my cornhole event,

I thought it was somewhat...

innocent. But I think you also were flirting

with those players as well.

I went on Twitter and followed every person that's playing.

All guys started following me back.

So I started private messaging them.

Oh my God.

So you're trying to bang all these guys?

I'm trying to help Mike.

It was sweet, nobody was trying to bang them.

They were just sweet guys.

I am so open and honest that I am flirty,

but I'll always take that.

Flirting with a guy whose wife is a clout chaser.

-So that's where it's a problem. -I didn't know he was married.

You have to be honest. How would you feel

if a girl DMed Vinny, "See you soon."

I would be like, "Wait, what the f*ck?"

But then would I keep it going for so many months?

Over a year? No, like, she keeps going.

It was a little corny.

She admits it, "I'm doing this to make money."

She just made another one the other day.

[Justina] Monetizing. Sammi, you went to another Jets game,

and appeared in the wife's TikTok.

No, are you friends with her?

Are you? Are you friends with her?

How did that happen, and are you friends with her?

Yeah, actually, she's a very nice girl,

and I ended up being in the same Jets game,

standing right next to each other,

and it was awkward as hell, and then we ended up

talking and having a great time, and we made a silly TikTok,

and this happened to be what it was.

I see. Now, Mike, you've been known to stir the pot.

-So was Sammi stirring the pot? -You know what they say,

if you don't stir the pot, the sauce is gonna burn.

I think she was just making light of it, you know?

I don't think she had malicious intent, though.

-Right. -Thanks, Mike.

Look, in the Sammi-Angelina battle,

that was a great f*cking shot right there.

-No. -Make the TikTok with the enemy?

-That's amazing. -Oh my God.

You've gotta respect the move, you know what I'm saying?

And then she came out recently with a TikTok, saying that...

how she actually met Sammi

and said that Sammi said her videos were funny.

So which one is it, Sam? Did you just run into her

in a stadium filled with thousands of people,

or did you guys talk and DM each other and meet up?

I don't know how many times I have to tell you,

I did not DM her, I did not know her

prior to that situation.

But if I was engaged to my fiance,

I wouldn't be DMing married men, first of all.

The thing about-- My fiance knows.

It doesn't matter if he knows, it's weird that he knows,

because I don't think my fiance would be proud

of me DMing a bunch of... men on a football team.

He knows it was innocent.

Which, number one, I think it's weird,

and also, I'm not done talking. Second of all, me and you--

I'm gonna still talk too.

Okay. The reason why I'm sorry I made the TikTok with her

is because it gave you justification for your behavior

and how you've treated me for months.

-That's what I'm sorry about. -Not why you should be sorry.

-I'd like a wine. -I am not sorry

-because I didn't make-- -No one's giving us wine!

-Give us the wine! -Sam--

I didn't do anything, but to this day,

you continuously do things that are just out of line

and you've crossed the line many times.

No receipts. You won't tell me who told you sh*t.

I did not know her before I went to the Jets game.

And I actually think she's a very nice person.

-She's-- Alright. -I made the best

and made light of the situation.

-You knew what you were doing. -Angelina, we're not friends.

-Whoa! -[Angelina] Really?

You've been doing nothing but bash my name.

-I didn't know that. -We're not.

Why would you think we're friends?

If I bashed you for two months and you did that,

I'd be like, I understand it, because guess what?

-You are out of touch, girl. -I was bashing her for months.

I just feel like I didn't like that you did that.

-It really hurt me. -Okay, I don't care.

See? You not caring, that's f*cked up.

Because I don't like what you've done to me

months and months prior to that.

Again, no receipts.

-I talked about you-- -Watch the show.

You can't use the show as a f*cking thing.

We all talk sh*t about each other

-when we're in bad situations. -I don't.

I'm not gonna waste my breath anymore.

I don't have respect for Angelina,

-and that's just the way it is. -Oh, that's nice.

[Mike] Well, that's a wrap.

That's halftime on theJersey Shore Reunion.

But we've got a lot more vacation to get into

in part two.

Where do Angelina and her fiance stand now?

Plus, the cast is reenacting one of the most iconic moments

inJersey Shorehistory, with a Western twist.

All that on part two

of theJersey Shore Family Vacation Reunion.

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Where in tarnation is that dang beach?

Put your hands where I can see 'em, little lady!

Call me anything you want, don't call me a toddler.

You're a toddler, Vin.

-I have receipts. -That's bullshit.

I have nothing to hide.

Get the f*ck out of here!

Okay, I think we should respect his wife, Lauren, and not...

[Vinny] Alright, guys.

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