- Cheers, b*tches!
There's wine in here.
- What is this?
- We're going to Miami!
- She had me at Miami.
- And I would not bring Vinny if I were you.
- Now I'm definitely bringing him.
- You're talking sh*t about him.
And he's talking sh*t about you.
- %.
- And then you're going to walk in like, ooh, we're fine.
- Okay, something's happening right now.
[upbeat music]
- Yeah, buddy!
- Party's here!
- The Situation is under construction.
- We're so classy now.
- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!
- Um, hello?
- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.
♪ ♪
- [singing in Spanish]
[upbeat pop music]
♪ ♪
- All right, Christopher, it's time!
- What are you doing?
- Deena's daiquiri family vacation!
We need to get sh*t together.
I want everything perfect when everybody arrives.
- It's so early.
- Me and Chris got to Miami early.
So that we could set everything up.
We are on Deena's Miami family vacation!
I'm back in control of these trips.
We need to get our sh*t together.
- What is with all this planning?
It seems like work.
I'm going to be on this vacation.
And then I'm going to have to go on, like, a real vacation.
I just want to relax.
I never seen you so amped up before.
- Because these last two vacations,
we were fighting the entire time.
- If you knew what she filmed behind your back,
you wouldn't be sitting there with your smug face right now.
- That's being a shitty friend.
- Jenni, get off your high horse.
- Then we have New York.
Oh, my gosh, is there more?
- Yes, five pies.
- Whoa!
- This is ill*gal.
- I gained pounds.
So I got Deena's Dash Passes.
- What are these?
- Basically, we get top-shelf booze and premium cabanas.
- What is this? What is this?
Must surrender pass with bad attitude?
- Oh, yes.
The Deena Dash Pass means you have to be positive and have
a good vibe the entire trip.
If someone has a bad attitude this trip--
[clears throat] Vinny-- I take this
f*cking thing away from him.
Your passes are taken!
- ♪ I'm a savage so far from average ♪
♪ Wear a big crown, which shows I'm a maverick ♪
- Just landed in Miami with Zack and the kids.
And I am super excited.
- I did, with the roommates.
And I worked at an ice cream shop.
- Do it again.
[blending]
- It should be a good trip, babe.
[pop music]
- [singing in Spanish]
♪ ♪
- My love, another family vacation.
This time, you're with us.
You haven't been with us in so long.
- So long. It's been, like, two years?
- Miami is a special place for all of us.
We worked here. Mike got engaged here.
Angelina quit here.
- Peace out, fake people! - Bye!
- The whole crew is going to be excited to see you.
- Do they know I'm here?
- Um, I don't know if they know you're here.
I think it's a surprise.
You're a surprise!
- Hello.
Let's make sure everything's perfect.
I feel like some people think that I'm too much.
And I prepare too much.
Set this up all pretty.
The roomies are landed.
They're on their way here.
Here we go, yeah.
So I have to get downstairs.
I have to make everything perfect for their arrival.
Hi, Alexis.
I think we spoke on the phone earlier.
- Oh, yes. - So I did make a family tree.
Justin and Sam. Good vibes, good time.
Vinny . and Angelina, they're a lot.
They're a lot.
Now you have Nikki and Pauly.
They're, like, positive vibes.
Vinny, miserable.
Nicole, she is perfect.
I'm doing personal gifts.
And I have a welcome sign.
Who could top that?
Mwah. I love it.
- ♪ Drop it ♪
♪ So watch me power up ♪
- I cannot believe everyone's sick.
Oh, my God.
Hello?
Usually my staff is, like, amazing.
But right now my girl is sick.
And, of course, I have to go in because
I don't want to be closed.
Oh, I can't believe I'm working today.
So I'm going to miss the first day of Miami
because I have to go to work at The Snooki Shop.
Okay, mama's working today.
Open, come on down.
- What's up, Nicole?
- Oh, sh*t, Danny!
- You're actually working?
- Danny, I'm, like, a new person
- Oh, I don't believe that.
- Everybody's in Miami, and I'm stuck here
because everyone's sick and called out.
I love seeing Danny, especially because back in the day,
I was such a sh*t employee for Danny.
- Meatballs, where are you going?
- [laughs]
I think my favorite part about working at the T-shirt shop
was not working at the T-shirt shop.
But you know I had to have my merch.
It's, like, me getting arrested.
- Good times, good times.
- I'm a [...] good person.
- You came and you showed up in a towel, on a blanket.
Nicole, ditch the blanket, please.
- I was amazing. - You were fun.
- Yeah, I was entertaining.
- You were entertaining and fun.
- You're welcome. - I'm going to go to work.
- Yeah, go to work. - Later!
Good to see you.
- Bye, nice to see you!
How full circle.
[upbeat music]
- Deena's family vacation?
I didn't know this was Deena's vacation.
- It looks like a Deener sign, though.
- That is a Deener sign.
- Miami, Big Daddy Sitch is back.
And I am inside of you!
[laughs]
Positive vibes only.
♪ ♪
- Oh.
Look, there's even a sign!
That's so cute!
We're in Miami.
I'm really looking forward to this trip.
- Party town.
- I can use a trip more than anything because I just
got over dealing with the whole IVF process
and going through a miscarriage.
And I really just need to get out, enjoy some sunshine,
and have some fun with my roommates.
- I needed a vacation.
- I know.
- You think Ange is coming on this trip?
- Definitely.
It is what it is with Angelina.
Honestly, I feel like she's got so much going on over there
in her own life that I really don't know which Angelina is
going to show up on this trip.
I hope it's sweet, nice Angelina.
Last time I was here, it was way back
in, like, probably .
- It was a long time ago.
- Yeah, and it was insane back then.
Miami was rough for me back in the day.
A lot went down--the note.
- Ron made out with two girls.
- I was fighting with my friends.
- I'll slap you in your [...] face right now!
You called me a [...] [...].
- And now you're going down as an engaged woman.
- I know!
Little do they know.
Boy, have times changed.
Justin and I, we got engaged.
And me and Justin have kind of been keeping
our engagement a secret because we wanted
to surprise the roommates.
- Don't forget, before we get to the hotel,
you gotta hide it.
- I'm going to pretend like I'm not engaged yet
and hide my ring.
And I get to surprise them while we're on this trip.
What are we going to plan for later with the reveal?
- I'm just going to tell them as soon as I see them.
- What?
No, like, let's come up with something good.
They'll be so happy for us.
They're going to die.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Yep, go ahead, man.
- Welcome to Deena's--oh, my God,
wait, that really says that.
So this isn't the Jersey Shore Family Vacation.
This is the Deena Family Vacation.
And, honestly, I'm a little scared.
- Welcome to Miami!
- Hi.
- Hi!
Your friend Deena came and checked you in.
And she wanted me to give you some tequila shots because she
wants you to have a fun time.
- Wait, never mind.
Deena did good.
- All right, baby.
What a way to start.
- Welcome to Miami!
- Look at that, man. - Deena's Family Vacation!
- Damn!
So if Deena is planning this trip,
I expect a lot of T-shirts.
I expect Family Fun Day.
How do we know we're in the right place?
Oh, I get it.
But, like, I don't know how I feel about
that because this is Miami.
There's dope stuff to do.
I don't want to be going to no zoo.
I'm checking in, DJ Pauly D.
- Awesome. - Plus one.
- Deena has told me all about you guys.
- Thank you.
- And she wanted me to give you guys these as well.
- Whoa, cool!
- That's a pretty sign, Deena's Family Vacation.
- Deena's got you checked in, for you guys as well.
- Ooh, cheers.
- Cheers.
- All right, let's get it.
I mean, it's better than the airport sign.
- Oh, man, welcome to Miami.
Vinny, I have this for you.
- Oh, thank you.
- It's from Deena.
And, Mike, Deena said something about getting
your card for room service.
You tend to run up the bill, I heard.
- Yeah, he orders a lot of food.
- All right, and then we got Mike's drink.
- Is this slushy enough for you?
- Yeah, that's fine.
When you're coming to Miami or a tropical place,
you need to have, like, a welcome drink.
So I decided to do Deena's Daiquiris.
Perfect.
You can't go wrong with Deena's Daiquiris.
This is a good start to a vacation.
- What the hell?
DDP, Deena's--Deena's Dash Pass,
free entry into the hottest clubs.
No reservation needed.
Must surrender pass with bad attitude.
Well, I guess I have to surrender my pass, then.
- I'm on the list, Deena's vacation list.
Miami is, um, so many memories here.
- It was like-- - Got a lot for the vault.
- Remember "Double Shot," we came out here.
- Mm-hmm. - I DJ'd. You guys all came.
Shout-out to Nikki, my ex-girlfriend!
- Yeah, that was fun. - And then I left you.
And you said you love me. That was crazy.
- Yeah, I did. - Wait, what?
Ha ha ha!
Ever since then, I got into a serious relationship.
Nikki moved in with me.
I mean, we've been together over four years now.
Where does the time go?
Come on, man, give it in.
- Yeah.
- Can we go, like, do something?
- I'm sure the suite is around here.
- Faster, faster!
- Hello?
- Drink up!
- Welcome to Deena's Family Vacation!
- I get to hug you.
- This is awesome.
What's up, dude?
- I haven't even started drinking yet.
We made daiquiris for everybody, Deena's Daiquiris.
- Is that one for Mike, the cola?
- Yes. - That's cute.
I feel like the trip can't get much better than this.
- What?
Who is it from?
- Take a guess. - Angelina.
- Come on.
- I don't want to lint roll myself.
No, not my t*ts--go!
We're not going to make it.
We gotta go.
- Hurry up. - We gotta put it in!
- I missed my flight. But don't worry.
I booked another flight.
And I'm on my way.
Why wouldn't she miss her flight?
- f*ck.
Can you tell them to f*cking hold the plane?
- You missed all day.
Where were you today? - Busy doing sh*t.
- We're glad that you made it. - Thank you.
- Oh, sh*t, thanks for coming.
I really appreciate it.
- I'm so happy you finally made it.
- Are we waiting for Ange?
- I work on my own time. It's called Angelina Time.
- She'll always miss a flight.
- I told the lady downstairs, she's
going to come in frazzled.
- Well, also, and then that funky Live Angelina did.
- I know.
- I know that means a lot of people got to step up.
- I think we're just so--
- We're numb at this point.
- So, like, I'm like, listen, me
and Ange are going to be fine regardless
if she does whatever.
But, come on, Ange.
I'm hoping this is the first trip we're not stuck in a room
fighting with each other.
- Why are you being so shady, weirdo?
- I don't even have you stored on my phone.
- Well, I don't have you stored either, d*ck.
- Are you in for a prank?
- Does a bear sh*t in the woods?
Justin has an announcement. - [gasps]
Why would you do this? - Oh!
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I'm going to bring this one to Romeo and Mia Bella--
oh, my God, and Luna.
I have three now.
It is definitely hard to be away from home right now.
- Hello? - Hey, honeys.
- Hi.
- I just got here.
I'm really just calling in to check on you and the babies.
How are you?
- Everyone's good. Everyone's happy and healthy.
- I mean, listen, I really wanted
my wife to come to Miami.
Mom could have used some time to get
some rest and some relaxation.
All right. - I'll talk to you soon.
- All right, love you. Bye.
- Please meet in the suite for welcome drinks.
- Oh, she had me at drinks.
- Is your arm going to hurt?
- I don't care.
- You're carrying a big rock in that bag.
- There's no way.
- Come on, let's go.
- After you, my love.
- We're going to be stuffing our faces.
And everybody's going to start walking in.
- What the--
I was wondering who was here!
- Pauly just looked so happy to have Nikki with him.
- Thank you.
- I just want positive vibes this trip,
from beginning to end.
- Deena's Daiquiris!
- That is strong!
- I love them together.
So this is going to be a really, really fun trip.
So I feel like it's going to be positive vibes.
- Good vibes, good weather.
- Oh, there's Sam.
- Samantha! - What's up?
- We were just telling her about good vibes--
good vibes.
- It's pretty crazy to have Sam actually here physically,
because the last time she was here, it was the Sammi doll.
- [screams]
- Oh, my God!
- Now we have the real thing.
- I'm so happy you're here!
- Thank you. It's nice to see you.
- Yeah. - Oh, there he is!
- Hey, it's good to see you!
- Wagwan? - Wagwan, yo.
- I was wondering where you were at.
- Oh, my God.
- Y'all broke out the spread here.
- There's more over there.
There's, like, paninis and stuff over there.
- I have to say, you look fresh.
- How's the sleep? - You don't look tired.
You look, like, refreshed.
- I am refreshed because I'm with my besties.
- Yeah. - Aw.
- You look good.
- Yeah, I definitely have the hands full.
- Now you're outnumbered. - We are outnumbered.
Right now, three is--like, you're like, I got one baby.
And then one's running this way.
And then another one's in the bassinet.
- You can't sit still, right?
- You don't--you know, it's a lot going on.
But, listen, I've always dreamt of having,
like, this big Italian family.
And it's here.
- You're living the dream. - Yeah.
- Mike and Lauren give me so much hope for the future.
Like, I hope I can have my family just like
Mike and Lauren's one day.
But, also, it's like, I still can't even tell anybody
what I'm going through.
- Wait, is that everybody?
- Angelina. - Yeah, she's coming.
She missed her flight. - But that's everyone.
- Oh, she missed her flight?
- Yeah. - Okay.
- So, guys, why don't we start going to our rooms,
freshening up.
I have to just go look in my binder.
- Want to go check on the kids? - Let's do it.
all: Deena's Family Vacation!
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I love hanging out with everybody.
Do we know how we're going to do this big reveal
and, like, tell everybody we're engaged?
- Just tell them, or should we make,
like, a situation out of it?
- We should make it, like, a big thing.
But how?
- Maybe we could have Pauly come up with something.
- I like that idea.
I've been waiting a very long time to pull
a prank on everybody, because ever since
that frickin' alien prank--
- It's an alien!
- What the f*ck? Are you f*cking with us?
- No. - Everybody's freaking out.
- Oh, my God, what the f*ck?
- I want to go home.
It's due time that I pull a prank on everybody else.
Okay, let me text him.
- Oh, it's Sam.
Hey, can you come to my room real quick?
I need to talk to you. Oh, yeah.
[knocking]
Hey, what's up, my guy? - Yo, Pauly. What's going on?
Is it this Sam and Justin's room?
- Yes, it is. Come on in. - What's good?
- Hey, I need you to sit down because this is serious.
- Oh, damn!
- This is super top secret.
You can't even tell your girl.
You can't tell Vin. - All right.
- Well, maybe you could tell her.
- No. - No.
- No. - No, top, top secret.
- We have something very important to ask you.
- Sure.
- Are you in for a prank?
- Hmm.
[scoffs]
Does a bear sh*t in the woods?
Yeah, I'm in for a prank.
I love pranks this time of year.
I'm the prank w*r champion.
What are you guys thinking?
- Remember, in Tucson, when I said the prank.
And I was like, I'm not down with the prank.
- I was thinking, you guys could help me for this one.
- Wait, am I going to have to do a fake proposal?
- No!
- There's something that I've been hiding for a while now.
You ready? - Yes.
- Bam! - [gasps]
[mellow music]
- There's something that I've been hiding for a while now.
- Yes?
- Bam! - [gasps]
- We got engaged.
- You did not!
- In real life.
- Congratulations!
- Thanks, man. - Congratulations.
- Thank you.
- Holy moly, they are engaged. They didn't tell no one.
- So, now, we're like, okay, how can we do this big reveal?
So we kind of were looking for your help.
And we don't want the roommates to know.
We kind of want to reveal it maybe tonight at dinner.
- Okay.
- So do you have any ideas or anything?
- Let me see. There's something there.
Hearing the words prank and engagement, like,
the wheels are turning in this prank brain of mine.
What I'll do is, I'll be like, , guys.
Meet me in the suite.
And then I'll break the news.
I'll be like, yo, listen, Justin needs our help.
He's going to be planning this amazing proposal.
Like, I'm talking fireworks, cake.
- Fireworks?
- We need, like, a whole area set up for this whole thing.
Like, so it looks legit.
And I want them to go to work, go to town, like, all day.
It's a good prank to send everybody
on a wild-goose chase.
- The more they work, the better.
- They think they're helping me out.
They think they're helping Justin out in this proposal.
And I give everybody else the hard job.
Because, then, I get to relax.
They think Sammi's not in on it, but she is.
And then for them to think that it's going to happen,
like, at the dinner.
And all of a sudden, you guys are like--
- Just kidding! We're already engaged.
They're going to get mad 'cause they're all exhausted.
- We just set all this up for nothing?
- And then, after they get over their fits
and all the crying and everything,
they'll be happy for you. [laughs]
But the outcome that they are actually engaged
is the winning thing.
That's the prize.
I'm going to text everybody right now.
This is going to be so good.
- ♪ Looking way too hot, try to fan me ♪
- What the hell is this?
- Oh, God, what the sh*t?
- What the hell?
- , meet in the cast suite.
- I might as well sit down on the get-ready couch.
- What is happening?
- I don't know.
- Are they taking over my trip already?
- Why is there a ?
- Wait, you weren't with him?
- No.
- Is everything okay?
- Is this an April Fool's joke?
- Oh, Pauly, what's the emergency?
- Okay. - What is happening?
- So I get a text from Sam's phone.
It's Justin. - Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- He wants to plan his proposal.
- I knew it! - It's happening.
But I feel bad.
The kid's like, he needs help.
Like, he needs y'all.
Like, we gotta do it big. You guys gotta go to work.
Like, we need flowers, cake.
We got to find out where.
- Oh, my God, yes!
My freaking friend is getting engaged.
So, oh, my God, I'm so ready for this new plan.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, it's happening tonight, you said?
- Yes. - Tonight?
- Day one?
- So we have to figure out a real plan here.
I'm being, like--
- Well, you're good with cake.
- Yes, I'm the food and beverage manager.
- Definitely, you guys handle the cake.
- Want to handle that, the menu?
- We'll handle the flowers.
- Yeah, flowers, decorations.
- All right, you girls get the flowers.
- We have, like, three hours to pull this off.
- They're clearly falling for it.
It's amazing.
- I'll hold down the fort.
Y'all go do the errands.
- All right, we need to get going.
Let's go.
- How do you plan an engagement in four hours, okay?
We're about to pull off a f*cking miracle.
- All right, let's do this.
Oh, my God, I'm so excited!
all: Team proposal!
- I love love!
- What a way to start the trip.
- I'm happy for Sam and Justin.
I really am.
I'm definitely going to excel at today's activity.
But I'm happier for Big Daddy Sitch
because we about to go get some cake!
Everyone loves Funfetti.
All right, which way to the cakes?
Take us to the cakes!
- I just can't sit in the back.
I'll throw up. - No, I'll sit in the back.
- You sure? - Yeah.
- We are going to go get flowers.
We're going to get balloons.
We're going to get decorations.
We need to get everything perfect for Sam's engagement.
- We should have champagne waiting after.
- Oh, yeah, for sure. - Yeah.
- Red roses? - Ooh.
- For their bedroom too.
- Ooh, for after.
You know what's going down tonight.
- Yo. - Yo, what's happening?
- I got an idea.
We need fireworks.
- What did you have in mind with the fireworks?
- Make it so you can see it all the way from New Jersey.
- Who's going to get the fireworks?
- You are!
- Ha ha! - What the hell?
We're going to go get cake!
[upbeat music]
[phone rings]
- Hey, Laurens.
- So I heard that you're not in Miami yet, right?
You're going to head down in a day?
- Yeah, I think I'm going to go tomorrow.
- Okay, well, listen, can you send me your flight info?
Because everything's kind of in order over here.
So I might pop down to Miami for, like, two days
to surprise Mike.
- I definitely need this vacation.
- Oh, good.
- I set everyone up so that they're, like, set for the week
in their routines.
- No, yeah, I promise.
- Okay, thank you.
- All right, I'll see you tomorrow, mama.
- Okay, yay! - All right, bye.
I can't keep a secret.
I'm going to have to, like, throw my phone out.
♪ ♪
- This is a nice hotel.
- I should have brought my sunglasses.
Make yourself comfortable.
- I am feeling so guilty.
- It's beautiful out.
It's so, like, nice in the shade.
Cheers. - Cheers, babe.
- My roommates are literally running
around Miami trying to prepare for this fake proposal.
- It's nice we get to do this while they're
out working for us.
- They're going to hate us when we're like, joke's on you!
Oh, what a day.
Look at us, just chilling.
- I'm telling you, if we can nail this cake correctly,
the night's going to go great.
Oh, my God.
- Hello.
- Wow, it smells amazing in here.
- Welcome, guys. How are you?
- One of our friends is getting engaged.
So we need to get the perfect cake.
- What are you looking for?
- Is there any way that I can taste the Funfetti
and I can taste the chocolate birthday cake?
Is there way I can do that? - Absolutely.
- Wow. - I don't think that's enough.
- Pies on pies on pies, man.
- My one concern, Sam and Angelina still are very rocky.
The last time we were together, they literally almost
fought each other.
At the Feast of Peace, Angelina and Sam agreed to just move on.
- I just want peace.
- Maybe we can have lunch, like, one-on-one.
- Okay, that would be nice.
- And then Angelina shows up two hours late for lunch.
- I came here to start on a new leaf.
But it's really hard.
- I don't know if things will be good between Angelina
and Sam on this trip.
So now I'm nervous, because I don't want Angelina
to, like, ruin Sam's engagement.
- Well, we're here.
I feel great going into this trip.
Positive vibes only.
- So you got your two cakes.
And I got some blue frosting here.
- I thought today was going to be easy
because we were about to put icing on the cake.
What do we say on said engagement cake?
This is more of a problem than a solution right now.
Ooh!
Oh, God.
- That's how you have so many kids.
- I miss my wife a little bit now.
- Yo! - God.
- What the hell is going on over there?
I need this cake.
- This is supposed to say, just engaged.
- It looks like it says, just gagged.
- I think you nailed it.
- All right, well, good job, fellas.
Hurry up back, man.
- I'm also going to get a cake for the suite,
now that we're here.
Cookies and cream, the Funfetti, chocolate.
- Now Mike wants cakes for the suite.
- Let me get the red velvet.
- Cakes for his room.
- Let me get a guava one too.
- All right.
- Bro, like, you just want cakes for yourself.
You don't have to keep making excuses for it.
- ♪ I can get fly ♪
♪ And I can get to it ♪
♪ Y'all can act shy but I'ma get to it ♪
- Knock, knock. - Hello. Welcome, ladies.
How are you? - You're going to hate us.
- Why?
- We have a friend that is going to be proposed
to in, like, three hours.
- For today? - Yes.
But we want, like, the works.
Flower wall, candles, all the good stuff.
Backdrops, marquee letters.
"Will you marry me" on the wall, or should
we do the marquee letters?
- The rose wall and then the marquee letters.
- Rose petals.
- Candles. - Candles, yes.
- Can you have it delivered around, like,
- Uh.
-
- :. - Okay, perfect.
- The fact that it's in just a couple hours,
it's definitely probably overwhelming for this business.
- All right, thank you. - He's a one-stop shop.
- I know.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Got her? - Got her.
Thank you!
Checking in?
- Deena gave me these dog treats for your dog.
- Oh, damn. - I love that!
I'm so glad Deena has taken the reins back for this vacation.
She just, like, knows how to do it.
I don't know.
She's like Betty Crocker.
Little dog biscuits, how cute!
Let me tell you, I really needed this vacation.
So many things are going on in my life
right now, with all the family issues
and then problems in my relationship.
So I want, like, a break.
Oh, I love that!
Peanut is even on here.
I'm not bringing sh*t to Miami.
I'm not bringing any drama.
Good girl!
I'm happy to be here.
And I'm like, just party, have fun,
and hang out with my roommates.
Please meet in the suite for welcome drinks, Deena.
- Nice.
- ♪ I'm just trying to live my life ♪
- There's that Miami sun.
- ♪ Get the chance to do this twice ♪
- Hi. - Hola!
[speaking Spanish]
- Okay.
- Let me just tell you guys.
This plan is working perfectly.
- What were their reactions? - Like, beyond.
They're really, really happy.
And they really are k*lling it right now.
You should actually call them.
- I should be like, where is everybody?
Like, pretend like I'm serious.
[phone rings] - Okay, but are we?
- Sam is calling now.
- Oh, sh*t.
- So what the frick am I telling Sam?
- Hey, where are you?
- I'm going to the bathroom.
My stomach is really upset.
- What?
- I think I had too much caffeine this morning.
- What?
- Like, I'm having a little bit of anxiety.
- Why a toilet, of all things?
I don't know.
- I'm sorry.
And I don't know where anybody else is.
- Bye.
Bye, love you.
- You are the funniest. - I can't breathe.
I got a cramp. - I can't.
- She's like, I'm in the--
- She's like, I'm in the bathroom.
- That was bad. - It's gonna be perfect.
If they don't throw cake in our face, we're good.
- Oh, my God! - Yeah, we'll be all right.
[phone ringing] - Oh, that's Vinny now.
I'm going to act like I'm working.
- All right, all right. - All right.
Hey, yo, hey, yo.
- We're back at the hotel. We got all this cake.
What should we do with it?
- Can you just meet me at the restaurant?
- All right, we'll go to the restaurant.
- All right.
- ♪ Ooh, girl, look at you ♪
♪ Even at : in the morning ♪
[phone rings]
- Hi, my love.
Look, we just got all the flowers.
Where are you?
- I'm in the restaurant right now.
You can meet me with the flowers.
- Perfect.
I think our party is inside.
[classical music]
- This is perfect.
Everybody thinks that they're in on this proposal.
Hello, ladies.
Welcome to my engagement party.
Nice job, gals.
- I'm, like, having hot flashes.
- Are you okay?
Do you want me to take over?
- Yes.
- Hello?
It smells like a salami sub.
- Welcome to Miami.
- Mike?
Where is everybody? - I don't know.
It's very quiet. It's very weird.
[line trilling]
- Angelina's calling me.
Why are you calling me?
- What are you guys up to?
- We are just running errands, girl.
Everyone's separated right now.
Angelina has no idea that we are planning
a big, secret proposal.
But she just got here.
And I don't want to ruin the surprise.
- Why are you being so shady, weirdo?
- I'm not being shady.
I always talk to you like this.
You can only propose once.
If you blow the proposal, then you blow everything.
So I'm going to keep this a secret.
I don't even have you stored on my phone.
- Well, I don't have you stored either, d*ck.
And you know what you sound like?
A f*cking sloth m*therf*cker from "The Goonies," you b*tch.
- Anyway, I knew I smelled you.
- Stupid as*h*le.
I'm actually happy that they went out without me
so they don't say, like, she made us wait.
Like, no, guys, you are free to go.
Do your sh*t.
- I gotta go. Goodbye.
- He hung up on me! - How you feeling?
- What's going on? - What's up? What's up?
- We're almost ready for this prank.
But I have an idea.
How do you guys feel about taking it up one more notch?
- Oh, God. Now what? - Step two.
- What do you mean by that, Pauly?
- Everyone, may I have your attention, please?
- What is he doing?
This wasn't the plan!
This wasn't the plan.
- No, I'm serious. Why'd you do this?
I wanted this private.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ We moving on the low ♪
♪ We getting into something ♪
♪ Make that money, dance ♪
♪ And make a million out of nothing ♪
♪ Live life by the code ♪
♪ Old men never fold ♪
♪ The hustle don't stop ♪
- Are you drinking, or are you bailing?
- Yeah, I'm just going to send, like, a group text
out to everyone and say, like, dress to impress tonight.
We're going to a nice dinner.
[cell phone chimes]
- So I haven't heard from the roomies all day,
except for Vinny.
But at least there's a plan.
All right, let's go.
- Are you nervous?
- I'm not nervous. I already did the hard part.
[cell phone chimes] - Deena.
Hey, guys.
We're going to do dinner in the nice restaurant downstairs.
Dress to impress.
- Her heart's going to drop when she sees you.
She's going to be like, sh*t.
She's wearing jeans. - Like, ripped jeans.
This is, like, club wear from , like--
- Dress to impress?
I'm wearing f*cking jeans, girl.
- Did she really say that?
- Yeah, and I'm like, at this point, I'm just like, whatever.
[line trilling]
- I'm not picking that up.
I will definitely spill the beans.
Only Nicole knows I'm coming on this trip to Miami.
Even my husband, I'm just going to surprise
everybody because I feel like maybe
two nights away will be good.
Let's get this show on the road.
[line beeps] - Honeys, it's your husband.
If you get this message, just please give
me a call back, all right?
I got a little something to tell you.
Love you. Bye.
- ♪ Can't nobody tell me nothing ♪
♪ They know I'm built for this ♪
♪ Steady counting dirty money ♪
- I'm about ready, okay?
I'm going to go check on the cute stuff.
- Okay.
- I have to split half my time, half my time with my main,
half my time with my side.
- ♪ I caught before for shop the lot ♪
♪ And they ain't even know ♪
♪ Gray interior ♪
- Yo, big dog. How you feeling?
- What's going on? What's up? What's up?
- We're almost ready for this prank.
But I have an idea.
How do you guys feel about taking it up one more notch?
- Oh, God. Now what? - Step two.
- What do you mean by that, Pauly?
- So you guys will know, on my cue,
I'll get up and be like, hey, Justin,
let me help you out real quick.
And I'm like, boom.
And then reveal, you know what I'm saying?
When we all get to the dinner, I'm going to stand up.
I'm going to pull the curtain.
And it's going to say, marry me?
And then you look at it and be like, what the--
Justin, why would you do this in front of so many people?
I told you I wanted it private!
And that's the new prank right there, how she gets mad
and almost doesn't say yes.
The reaction is going to be priceless.
You gonna get an Emmy on this one.
- sh*t, I'm not good under pressure--I might laugh.
I love this idea.
I guess I got to put my big-girl panties on right now
and become an actress.
[test tones]
Justin, how can you do this to me?
I told you I wanted to do it privately.
Justin, how could you do this to me in front of everybody?
Justin, honestly, why would you do this
in front of all these people?
I told you I wanted to do something like this private!
We only have one chance to pull this off.
And this is, like, our moment.
I'm going to try and not laugh.
We got to make sure we do it right.
- Pretend he's Angelina.
- Justin, how can you do this to me
in front of so many people?
- Now I'm going to try not to laugh.
- Me too. Pranks are fun.
- Now I know why you love it so much.
[cell phone chimes] - Hello?
- Hey, it's the firework guy. I made it to the marina
if you guys want to talk through this.
- Oh, yes, we definitely want to talk through this.
This is a serious situation.
This has bad decision written all over it.
We're trying to go out with a bang tonight.
So what could go wrong?
And I will meet you downstairs. - I'll be here.
- All right, bye. - Bye.
[knocking] - Come in.
- What's up?
Yo, you need a button-down, fam.
- Versace papi!
- Yo, I got a button-down for you, fam.
You need one? - Nah, I'm good.
- Are you sure?
You got the pick of the litter. - I know.
But you got it covered tonight, you know?
- Are you sure? - Yeah.
- Tonight is a very big night for Sam.
And Vinny decides to dress up and wear a T-shirt.
Okay, okay, um, the fireworks guy just hit me up.
- Okay, okay.
I'm trying hard to focus on the proposal.
But it's hard to focus with Mike's shirts here.
- Um, he said we need to meet downstairs because we
got to go over the logistics--
- In the back alley? - Of said fireworks. Yes.
- This feels a little shady.
- You ready to provide that payment, fam?
- Let's go, yeah, Versace papi.
Like, we're in Florida, meeting up with a fireworks guy
at nighttime in the back of the hotel.
But Pauly says this guy's legit.
So we're going to find out.
- What does one do when they meet a fireworks guy?
- I'm not a firework guy.
I'm from New York. They're ill*gal.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Before you go out there, don't look this guy in the eye.
- Okay.
- Let's do it.
This looks like a firework guy if I ever saw one.
- Hey, how are you? - Hey, guys.
How you doing? - How you doing?
- How you doing?
- All right, listen, I'm going to just cut right to it.
You got the sh*t? - Yeah, right out there.
You see where those lights are out there?
- Oh, wow! - Okay, I see it.
- We got the full fireworks show.
- Now, when I give you the signal, you know what to do.
- Okay, so you're going to give me a signal.
And I'll blow it off. - Yeah, yeah.
- All right, I'll be waiting for it.
- All right, all right.
- Under the cloak of darkness, the deal has been sealed.
Handshakes have been made.
- I think that went well.
- The only thing that's left is now for Justin
to get down on one knee.
"Jersey Shore" history tonight.
And we're going to light up the sky.
You know, what you just did there was highly ill*gal.
So if somebody comes knocking on your door--
- I'm going to send them to you.
- ♪ Waiting for this for all of your life ♪
♪ We're going for it ♪
♪ It's time tonight ♪
- My hair is so f*cking frizzy, dude.
- I'm nervous.
Honestly, I can't wait for Justin to just propose to Sam
so we can all celebrate together and have some drinks
and enjoy the night.
Hi, hi!
- That's why I did it two weeks ago.
- No, terrible, terrible.
- That's why I did it two weeks ago.
- All right, let's go.
Peanut, bye-bye!
- Less angry, more, like--
- Well, that's why I did it two weeks ago.
All right, I'm going to get my seat.
- I was like, you know what?
f*ck you. You don't want to get married?
- Would you do that? - No, nah.
- Surprise!
- Hey!
Oh, you guys look beautiful.
- The plan is coming together.
And this is the final stretch.
- Hi!
- What's up? - Hey, button-down!
- Everybody's dressed nice.
- Why are you guys in, like, gowns?
You guys are fancy!
- Oh, it's our first-- our first night out.
- Samantha, we said to dress nice!
All I'm picturing is the engagement photos
with ripped jeans.
Oh, my breath.
- I wish I have a dress like that.
- I have dresses. - No, it's all right.
I'll just wear this.
Like, I kind of like pranks.
Like, it's funny to see everybody
not knowing what's going on.
You guys look so nice!
- You go first. - I can't.
You go first. Just go first.
- Hey, Ange.
- Hi, guys.
Wow, everyone's here!
- You finally got here!
- How are you? - We're here!
- You finally got here!
This is the first time all of us are seeing Angelina today.
This proposal, I think it's going to be such a surprise
for both Angelina and Sammi.
Oh, my God, I'm just feeling really stressed over this.
- Deena, what do you got planned for us tonight
is what I want to know.
- I got a really fancy dinner planned.
It's the first night-- positive vibes.
Manifest the positivity.
- Sounds like a plan to me. - Let's go eat.
- All right, let's go.
- The restaurant's waiting for us.
- I'm trying to hold it.
- We're missing Nicole.
[pop music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Lift it up, lift it up ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
- Oh, they made it so pretty!
- Oh, this is very nice.
- Oh, they did an amazing job.
- Oh, wow, amazing! - How are you?
- Amazing!
- Beautiful, beautiful.
- From head to toe, this restaurant
is just so beautiful.
And I am hoping Sam doesn't
kind of feel like something is up.
And, yeah, I don't know.
I'm a little nervous.
- This is beautiful. - Yeah, you did a great job.
- Good job, Deena!
- Thanks, guys.
- How cute!
- I'm glad you're all enjoying it.
- Why is everyone being so quiet at dinner right now?
Like, are they waiting for Justin to make the next move?
[soft playful music]
- You know it's good when everybody's silent.
♪ ♪
- This is awkward!
- It's, like, oddly quiet.
- Yeah, there's, like, no people are talking.
- I would love a drink.
- Yeah.
- Nobody wants to steal this moment from Justin.
And we're all waiting for him to make his move.
- Everyone, may I have your attention, please?
- Oh, sh*t. It's going down now.
I have to, like, pull it together and do this.
- Justin has an announcement to make.
- What is he doing?
What is happening?
- Oh.
- [gasps]
Wait.
[dramatic music]
Why would you do this?
- Samantha looks so mad.
I'm so scared right now. I want to vomit.
- What do you mean?
- I told you I didn't want to do it
in front of all these people and all these things.
- These people, these people.
Oh, my God, I am these people.
I am going to crawl into a hole right now and die.
- No, I'm serious. Why'd you do this?
I wanted this private.
♪ ♪
- ♪ It's hard to let them go when you love somebody ♪
♪ Love will find a way ♪
[music winds down]
- What do you mean?
- I told you I didn't want to do it
in front of all these people and all these things.
- Babe.
[dramatic music]
- I want to crawl into a hole.
I'm about to start crying.
Everything around me just goes black.
But I have tunnel vision on Samantha.
We just f*cking ruined her proposal.
- No, I'm serious. Why did you do this?
I wanted this private.
- What the f*ck?
She going to say no?
- Oh, no.
- That's why I did it two weeks ago.
[screaming]
- Prank w*r champion!
Prank w*r champion!
Prank w*r champion!
Prank w*r champion!
Prank w*r champion!
And that's how you do it.
- Yo, I was like, nah!
- That's how you do it! And that's how you do it.
- Me and Justin definitely deserve an award for this
because that was frickin' hard to do.
And I can't believe we actually pulled it off.
- Cue the fireworks!
- Oh, my God!
[indistinct chatter]
[upbeat music]
- It looks like the Fourth of July.
- This is the best day ever.
- Now this makes more sense.
- This is such an amazing, surreal moment.
I am toasting to my roommates with the love of my life.
Today can't be any better.
- To Justin and Sam!
[cheering]
[chatter]
♪ ♪
- You're doing this right now? [screams]
- Angelina, ow!
We're not actually fighting, you [bleep]!
- So this is what we're going to do.
Today, we're doing the f*cking scavenger hunt.
all: Scavenger hunt!
- Oh, no! - Oh, God!
- The first night at B.E.D., Ron made out with two girls.
- Boing!
- You wouldn't exist if it wasn't for me.
- Oh, sh*t! - Excuse me?