07x30 - Scavenger Hunt

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

[upbeat music]

- Welcome to Miami!

- Are you in for a prank?

- Does a bear sh*t in the woods?

Everyone, may I have your attention, please?

- Oh, sh*t. It's going down.

♪ ♪

- Oh.

- [gasps] - Why'd you do this?

I wanted this private.

- That's why I did it two weeks ago.

[screaming]

- We got you!

- Oh, my God! - Look at me, man.

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Harder to let them go ♪

♪ When you love somebody ♪

- Congratulations!

- Thank you.

This is the best day ever.

- Now this makes more sense.

- Ange, we were planning this all day.

- We thought we were pranking them.

- m*therf*ckers!

- You weren't there.

- Sam, we kept her out of all of today.

- It's OK. - No, I know.

- We didn't know. - You just weren't here.

You were on the flight. - No, it's OK.

I'm good. - I'm so sorry.

- I don't care.

- We don't know what to do about Angela.

- She might not even make it.

She missed her flight. - I'm OK.

I'm OK. I'm OK.

No hard feelings.

OK, yes, I was late to Miami.

But like, f*ck?

But I'm happy for them.

That's really all I have to say.

- Congratulations!

- Yeah, congrats.

- You got us. - You got me.

- Prank w*r Champions.

- Today has been a lot of fun.

Like, I kind of like pranks.

Like, I can see why Pauly does this.

- Oh my God, it's April Fools today?

Oh my God, I forgot.

- I should April-fools my Instagram with that sign.

- Yep.

- Put one hand in, like a girl's

hand in so nobody could see.

- Yeah, let's do it.

[festive music]

- Close your mouth.

- Why do you look so scared?

[laughter]

Even in the picture you look like you're not so sure.

- He looks constipated. - I know.

He looks like he's taking a sh*t.

[laughter]

- sh*t.

- Mouth open, what?

Close your mouth, fool!

- These comments are amazing.

Someone said I wouldn't believe this even if it was April .

♪ ♪

- Obviously, we wanted to tell you guys when it happened,

but we were like it'll be more fun if we could

wait till we're all together. - Yeah.

- Tell us how it happened. Tell us how it happened.

- Yeah!

- Well, her birthday was coming up,

and I'm like I got to do it.

She walks by it every day going, where's my ring?

[laughter] And I'm like--

I'm like, little does she know it's in the safe

like feet away from her.

- I joke, but I'm like, oh, this left hand's

looking a little empty.

- But then I was pretending like it

was gonna be her birthday party when we walked upstairs.

And I was like, but I got one more surprise for you.

And then I turned to the side and proposed.

- Aw. - So romantic.

- Sick.

- Watching how Sam and Justin are so happy,

I just feel so happy for them, obviously.

But it makes me sad about my own relationship.

I've been with Vin for over two years.

And it seems like people are moving forward,

and we're not going anywhere.

- I don't know what's going on with Angelina.

She's calm.

She's quiet.

This is not the Angelina we know.

- Whoo-hoo! [cheers]

- This is for us? - Is it sliced?

- All right, guys, now it's time

for the sweetest parts of this evening to celebrate

the happy couple here.

- I drew on it. Look at it.

- It's like scribble scratch. - Yes.

The white funfetti says "Congrats, Sam and Justin."

And this one, "Just Engaged."

- It kind of looks like it says "Just Gagged."

- Oh.

- All right, guys. I'm gonna slice them thick.

- Oh my goodness.

- This is the best day of my life.

- To Sam and Justin.

- To Sam and Justin. - Cheers, cheers.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Just engaged.

- Salud.

- I like that.

- Have a great day.

- Have a great night, thanks. Thanks so much.

- Thank you.

- Oh, no, no.

I'm-- we benching , but I got, yeah.

- Grr.

- So we .

- Good night, guys.

Thanks again, Pauly.

- Pauly, thank you.

Have a good night, Nikki.

- Oh my gosh.

- Oh, Jesus.

- This is so romantical.

Me and Justin were so proud of ourselves

for pulling off this prank.

And now it's out there.

The world knows that we're engaged.

I am on an engagement high right now.

Well, this is gonna be a fun night.

- I know.

What are we gonna do with all these balloons?

- Can I speak to the hotel manager, please?

Yes.

Earlier, we brought in about cakes,

and we did not use all said cakes.

Can you actually bring them to my room?

The only way to recover from cake is to eat more cake.

Oh, hell, yeah.

Let's get it.

What up, family? - Bro.

- We pulled it off today, man.

- Yeah, bro.

- Room service.

- Who's that?

- I don't know. I don't know.

- Go get it. - All right.

All right.

- Hey, good evening.

I have your cakes that you ordered.

- Oh, yeah.

- Dude, what the hell?

- Listen, everybody knows to never leave a cake behind.

- Damn. - For the gains.

- Oh.

- Guys, guys, I'm getting jealous.

[slow music]

- All right, this is good.

- ♪ My midnight lullabies ♪

- The only other person I know

that could probably out-eat you is me.

- Real recognize real.

- ♪ Ooh ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ You can't knock me off my energy ♪

♪ Hey, you can't knock me off my energy ♪

♪ Whoo! ♪

♪ You can't knock me off my energy ♪

[phone ringing]

♪ You can't knock me off my energy ♪

- Oh, sh*t.

- Hello?

- Hello.

I have a message for you from Deena.

Today is going to be a blast in a glass.

Meet in the cast suite in for breakfast.

- In the suite for breakfast.

Got it.

- It's Deena's Family Vacation.

- Bro, who calls a hotel phone?

[laughs] That was Deena.

We gotta wake up.

- Deena did something from like and gave a wake-up call.

♪ ♪

- Mm.

Tastes even better first thing in the morning.

- Hey, babe. - You're up already?

- Yeah.

I have a big day planned.

- The dreaded binder.

- ♪ He is my friend ♪

- The binder is back, and we are ready to party.

I brought my binder.

I love planning as many activities as I possibly can.

It's not a trip unless Deena has her binder.

- ♪ He's my friend ♪

♪ Ohh, ohh-ohh, ohh, ohh, Lord ♪

- I think it's gonna be a really fun day.

I have a scavenger hunt planned.

Being we've all been to Miami and have so many memories here.

And I know that they're going to hear scavenger hunt

and they're gonna be like, eww, lame, Deena.

But I think it's gonna be like, really fun.

[phone line trilling]

- I'm having an amazing time out here

in Miami with the squad, but I'm in my feels right now.

And it's time to check in at home, see how my wife is doing.

I really wish she could be out here with me.

- At the tone, please record your message.

- Honey, had a wild night last night, Honey.

Call me back. Love you, bye.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- We made it.

First of all, I'm super excited because I have

my mommy here and my daughter.

So it's kind of like a girls' trip.

- Lauren's here.

- Nicole is the only other person who knows I'm

coming on this trip to Miami.

- Whatever you do, don't tell Mike, though.

This needs to be like a big surprise.

- Oh, yeah. I promise.

- The last time we were in Miami,

Mike and I got engaged.

And this place definitely has a special home in my heart.

So I'm excited to be here.

- So how do you feel? You look frickin' amazing.

- Thank you.

- I hate you.

[laughter]

- Look at this.

This is a nice spread.

Ooh, let's see what we have here.

Oh, I love a good spread.

- Good morning.

- What up?

- I've been seeing all over the news today

a big congratulations to--

- Yeah.

- --to this happy couple right here.

Congrats, guys. - Thank you.

- I love love. - Hi, guys.

Good morning.

- Good morning, everyone.

- Our warden is here.

Take attendance.

- It's a big binder.

- You know I come prepared.

- There's a prison lockdown, they said, on April .

- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah, I saw it on the news this morning.

- Where? - Because of the eclipse.

- Yep. - He's such a troll.

- April , they're firing up CERN.

- That I believe.

They're gonna open a black hole.

- They are communicating with entities as we--

- OK. - --speak with the CERN.

- Mike gets onto his conspiracy theories,

and I'm just like this.

- It's-- a giant light, like, laser.

Everything's gonna hit the fan, OK?

They're about to open up portals, OK?

Demons are gonna start flying everywhere.

And thank God BDS got chickens, OK?

- They're using the CERN, and the time is going quicker.

- I'm shutting off my smart TV.

- That's what I did. I unplugged.

I unplugged. [laughter]

- Oh my God.

- I wrapped my phone in foil.

- Oh my God!

- Chris!

- I saw-- I saw on TikTok, if you put your iPhone

in the microwave with tin foil,

that sound won't come through.

- And then what?

And then what?

- And I put it in the microwave.

- Stop!

What does that do?

- No, I don't--

I'm not gonna turn it on.

I saw it on TikTok.

- I want Deena off TikTok so badly.

She will spiral in her head.

- He thinks I'm crazy.

We have to wake up, Christopher.

- sh*t is happening, man.

Talk to me about this on April .

- I will.

- Listen, with those legs, you're the first one to go.

[laughter]

- That's not what that waiter said last night.

[laughter] - The waiter?

- They started grabbing each other's boobs.

- What? - What?

[slow music]

- Look at this.

- Guys, guys, I'm getting jealous.

- That's-- that's not-- that's not-- that's not--

- %.

- I got a delivery of cakes late night.

That is true. - Yeah, in more ways than one.

- He was complimenting me a little.

He was like oh, you're so big.

And--

♪ ♪

- Does he know you're married?

- He was very friendly. He was very friendly.

- And he grabbed a titty?

- No, he-- he-- he was--

- Oh, yo, what?

- Oh my God!

- Where I come from, they call that first base.

- OK. - What in the world?

- That's weird.

- ♪ We gonna work it out ♪

♪ Just got me a membership and you ♪

♪ With all the benefits ♪

♪ Can you bring me a smoothie? ♪

♪ I'm gonna hit it all night ♪

♪ I got plenty energy, I think I found the remedy ♪

- Welcome to Deena's Family Vacation.

I can't.

Oh, my God. This is so dramatic.

I can't with her.

Let me call Deena.

- Ah, Nicole's calling. Hey, meatball.

Are you here?

- Yeah, me and Sissy are in the lobby.

- Come up to the suite.

- I definitely need this vacation.

[laughs]

- Oh.

Oh, ooh, ooh.

- I've been immersed in mom life of three, which I love.

But I'm excited to be here.

- So I'll walk in and like say, hi,

and then be, oh, sh*t, I forgot something

outside from the airport. - OK.

- I'll come get you, and then you surprise everybody.

- OK.

- Party's here.

- Nicole!

- Hi, friends. Jesus Christ, hi.

- Good to see you. - How are you?

- I missed you. - Hi, friends.

- Pull it back. - Hey, loser.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Hi. - Mwah.

- Hi, how are you?

- Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.

- Hi, Nicole.

- How are you guys? - We're good.

We missed you.

- How was your flight?

- It was good.

You got engaged?

- Yay!

- Like, are you kidding me?

That's so rude.

Why didn't you wait for me? - I'm sorry.

- Congratulations. - I'm sorry.

- Thank you very much.

- You didn't miss the engagement, though.

- Yeah, it was a couple weeks ago.

- [gasp] Samantha!

- We pranked everybody. - So--

- Oh!

- --we planned her whole engagement yesterday,

running around like maniacs, setting it up.

- Oh, like you thought that was the deal?

- Getting the cake.

We were getting the flowers to set

up the backdrop and all of it.

We set the whole thing up.

- [gasp]

[chatter]

What goes on in one day?

- Yeah, I know.

It was wild.

- I don't know what went wrong with this plan, but--

[laughs] It's taking forever.

- All right, I forgot something at the airport.

- Oh my God. - What?

- I got to get something in the hallway.

[laughs]

I just I feel like I didn't say that right.

- What did you say?

- "I forgot something at the airport."

Like I'm going to walk to the airport.

- [laughs]

- Wait, you guys, look what I got.

- Who is it? - Yay!

- [screams] - Yay!

[cheering]

- Oh.

- Oh, what?

- Scavenger hunt!

- Who wrote the note? - Oh, God.

- You two.

- The first night at B.E.D.--

- Ron made out with two girls.

- You're doing this right now?

- Whoa! Whoa!

- sh*t.

- It's still here. - If you're not a guido--

- Sam's here.

- Then you can get the f*ck out--

- Oh!

[upbeat music]

- Wait, you guys, look what I got.

- Yay!

[screams]

- Oh, my God, my honey is here.

- We knew it.

- What?

- Where are all the babies?

[screams]

- Hi, honey.

- Lauren. - Hi.

- Hi.

- Here, sit, sit, sit.

- Now the situations are complete.

- Honies, he was lost without you.

- The best surprise ever.

Oh my God, honey, I'm so happy you're here.

I missed you.

- OK, everybody.

Now that everyone is here, I have some surprises in store.

So I will be right back.

Ooh, sh*t.

- Where's the shirts?

- Deena definitely has T-shirts on the horizon.

- Bring the outfits.

- I'm not wearing a T-shirt. - No.

- OK, everybody.

- Oh!

- I knew it.

Lord help us.

It's begun.

- It's Deena's Family Vacation.

And today, we are going on a scavenger hunt!

- Whoo-hoo!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Whoo, scavenger hunt!

It's actually going to be the OGs for the scavenger hunt.

- This is gonna be fun.

I'm excited.

I definitely feel like I'm the only person

that's into Deena's plans for today,

or any day for that matter.

- I do have T-shirts here.

I know some of you are a little hesitant about putting them on.

- Hate the g*dd*mn T-shirts.

- I'd like you to wear them.

- Are you asking us or telling us?

- No, you know what?

I've had f*cking enough.

- Whoa.

- I've had f*cking enough here!

They're just like being brats.

And now I'm over it.

No more Mrs. Nice Girl.

- Oh!

- Everybody thinks they can do a better job

than Deena on these vacations?

- Oh!

- You think so?

So this is what we're gonna do.

Today, we're doing the f*cking scavenger hunt.

- Oh my God. - I want to go home.

- And then, I'm done.

I'm f*cking done.

I try so hard to make these family vacations so perfect,

and no one cares.

- This is how Deena tells me what we're having for dinner.

[laughter]

She's like, we're having f*cking meatloaf.

[laughter]

Don't ask about the sides!

And you're gonna finish it all.

[laughter]

- Deena planned the best day ever.

- Deena's f*cking Vacation. - Yes!

- f*ck these shirts on three.

- I hate the frickin' shirts.

- Fourteen's down here.

- Cute.

This is so dramatic.

- Welcome to my--

- Oh my goodness.

- --humble-- I'll be honest with you.

I don't know how that happened.

- I have your cakes that you ordered.

- Oh my God.

- There's a lot going on here. - Wow.

- The last time we were down here, honey, we got engaged.

Will you please marry me?

- Oh my God, dude.

He's doing it.

- And now, Sam got engaged, or I don't even know what--

I mean, she did kind of get engaged last night.

- Yeah. - What did I miss?

So much went on.

- Oh my God.

- Sam's f*cking engaged.

- I got played so hard.

- I'm so pissed I missed that.

- Everyone--we were pale white.

Zack was like ooh!

- Oh my God.

- All this happened.

But Angelina was, like, so quiet, so meek.

- I don't know what's going on.

I mean, I really haven't talked to Ange

yet since I've been here.

But that's not like Angelina.

Something's fishy. - Right?

- Maybe because Vinny's here.

- f*ck. Vin, help me find my lash glue.

- I feel that Angelina, something is afoot.

Something is afoot. - What do you mean?

- Something is going on that she hasn't revealed to us.

She's being a little too quiet.

- Really?

- Yeah, she is.

- Well, . is here.

It'll reveal itself.

- She told me that she was gonna bring Vinny.

I think he's using you.

- Ugh.

- And she was just like, I just need someone there for me.

I'm like, we're all there for you.

- Angelina and . are oddly quiet right now, which I don't

know if that's good or bad.

They seem OK on this trip, but I don't know.

She's got me on high alert.

- ♪ One time for the pretty little ♪

♪ Thing in the back of the club gettin' the thing ♪

♪ Tha-thing now ♪

- Everyone, please report to the suite.

Jenni!

- No, thank you!

[laughter]

- Sammi, please report to the suite.

It's scavenger time.

Angelina, come over.

- I'm coming right now.

I'm getting my bag.

- Oh, yeah.

- I'm hungry.

- Are you all wearing your sunglasses?

- I'm so excited.

- All right, let's do it.

- Scavenger hunt!

- Little cheesy, but this is actually kind of fun

because we get to go down memory lane of all of our Miami

memories with the OGs--

- OGs only.

- --and Deena.

[laughs]

- You've been dying to say that.

- You know that's a hot button for Deena

saying that she's not an OG.

You're doing this on purpose.

- Let's just keep making Deena flip out this whole trip.

- Ugh.

I did this because I wasn't a part of it.

And I'd love to be a part of it and see everything.

So relax, dude.

- Is there a boys car?

Oh, no, there's just one.

- Shotgun.

- Come on.

- Oh my God. - Oh!

- Oh my God. Are you OK?

[laughter]

- ♪ Baby, we gone ♪

- Wait, where are we going?

- ♪ Baby, we gone ♪

- OK, guys, I'm going to give you a little riddle.

- Give you a little riddle.

- A little riddle.

- We started driving.

- All right, shut up.

[laughter]

"For our first stop, think back to where JWoww told Angelina

to stay and get her a*s beat."

- You can say, get your a*s beat.

You can stay and get your [...] a*s beat.

- OK.

- You can stay and get your [...] a*s beat.

- All right.

- "And the spot where the drama was at an all-time high,

Sammi punched JWoww over a guy."

- Stop! Stop!

Stop!

- "But it wasn't all bad.

There were some good laughs.

This spot is where Ange gave Vinny some a*s."

- Me and Angelina need some privacy.

- Where are we going?

- Metropole, b*tch! - Metropole.

- We're going to the Metropole.

- We have to do every single thing

that we did back in the day-- everything, Angelina.

- I don't remember it, though.

Like, I want to remember it.

- Oh my God. - Oh my God!

- I feel terrible

I don't remember having sex with you, Vin.

It was probably that short, which

I'm not trying to be rude.

But I think it really was, unless it wasn't.

- Wait, this is it?

- OK, guys, we're here.

Let's go!

- OK, let's-- [screams]

- [screams]

- Oh my God.

- Are you OK?

- Why, again, did I do that?

[screams]

[screams]

- Down goes Angelina!

Her first time back at the Metropole

and she's already on her a*s.

- That was awesome.

- Wow, look at this.

♪ ♪

- Oh, that was the hot tub.

- Wait, was there not a hot tub right there?

- Hey.

- That looks like a really creepy scene right now.

- Ah!

- You can stay, get your a*s beat.

- Wow, I can't believe Deena missed it all.

[laughs] - I know.

- Oh, poor Dee.

- Can't believe she's not an OG, wow.

- [gasps] Deena!

Look at him.

- Deena gets upset when I joke around.

We're a family specifically because

of this one season right here. - Yes.

- We're like a huge family. - Oh!

[laughs] - Oh!

- Yeah, this is my family.

- Oh, damn!

- But really, I love Deena to death.

- I don't know why you're being like

a little salty little d*ck.

- He thinks he's so funny.

- I think I overshadow you now.

- Oh!

- sh*t!

- I mean, it is Deena's Family Vacation, Vinny!

- sh*t! [laughter]

- I can't see Vinny anymore.

I just see Deena.

- Nicole, you like to come home with my f*cking sloppy seconds.

I don't want your sloppy seconds.

- Obviously, you do.

Hold my earrings.

Hold my earrings, please.

OK.

- Don't--

[bell dings]

- You're doing this right now?

- Oh!

- Ow, Angelina.

Ow!

We're not actually fighting, you wh*re.

- She did not know that was coming.

- I'm still pretty, b*tch.

Hey, I'm still pretty, b*tch.

- Everybody that was in the season, get in the pic.

- Oh!

[laughter]

- Like stop being mean to me, Vinny.

He's the worst.

All right, guys, next clue.

"You all did have some shady ways back in ."

- Ronnie is at the club hooking up with--

- "This is the place when girls spilled some tea.

The rest of 'Jersey Shore' was history."

- Cybr Caffe? - Where was that?

- Oh, damn. Let's get it.

- Cybr Caffe.

- Wow, it is. It's still there.

- Where? - Out of here.

- No way. - Who wrote the note?

- Oh, God.

- You two!

- I wrote a note for Sammi to find out the truth

without me telling her.

And we'll type an anonymous letter.

That's a genius idea.

- And I got punched in the face for it.

- Stop! Stop!

- I've never been here, by the way.

I didn't write the note.

- This is so iconic.

- I typed the note, Jenni narrated it.

And Angelina gave us the information.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

- OK, so, Sam, the first night at B.E.D.

- Ron made out with two girls.

- And put his head in between a c*ck waitress's breasts.

- Boing. - Boing.

- [laughs] Boing.

- Also, was grinding with multiple women.

- This is gonna be so bad.

- Multiple people in the house know,

therefore, you should know.

- I knew they wrote the note. [laughs]

- Who wrote the note?

- You two.

- Stop! Stop!

- Listen, I wouldn't be where I'm at today

without these things in my life.

I'm so thankful they wrote me a note.

I really am.

- Love, Nicole and Jenni.

- And scene. - We did it.

- Great job, guys.

- We did it, yo. - I didn't write it.

- Yo, guys, let's get a photo in front of the Cybr Caffe.

- Don't trip.

- No, you didn't. - Send me that.

I want to show my mom where the note was made.

- ♪ Whoa oh oh ♪

♪ Whoa oh oh ♪

♪ Whoa oh oh ♪

♪ Welcome back home ♪

- OK, so next on the scavenger hunt,

"Formerly known as a menace to society,

"this is where Mike announced his sobriety.

"Vinny always has a lot to get off his chest,

but here he airbrushed it and looked like a hot mess."

- Oh.

- Yeah, there's not many places where

I was airbrushing my chest with the Italian flag.

We're representing Italy right now.

- I feel like you're an Italian Batman.

- Yeah.

- That can only be one place.

- Where are we going, guys?

all: Clevelander!

- That's where you painted your chest, you chooch.

- Hey, Vinny, I was here for that one.

[laughs] - Oh.

- ♪ I'm feeling too fly, yeah ♪

♪ I've been going way up, yeah ♪

♪ Give me my paper ♪

- Hey, Laur. - Hey.

- What's up? - How are ya?

- Doing good.

- Long time no see. - I know.

How you been? - Kind of, right?

- Yeah, a couple months, I think, right?

- When we the last time?

I guess it was Arizona, right?

- Yeah.

It was nice to meet you all.

You always welcomed me as family, so--

- Who cares?

- Damn.

- So how are you doing? - Good.

Not too bad. - Yeah?

How is everything with Ange? - It's good.

She's good.

Taking time to better herself.

- Any moving towards, like, wedding-planning type stuff?

- The wedding planning, we're always talking about it.

Primarily, though, a baby we want to have.

- I'm not one to give advice on other people's lives,

however, I am a mother.

I do know what kind of work and relationship level

parenting takes.

I can only speak from my experience,

and a baby will rock any relationship.

You better make sure your relationship is

perfectly solid in order to bring children into

the world together.

I don't ever want to overstep, but I will say just always

make sure that, like, you feel confident in bringing a life

into that relationship-- - Oh, yeah, that's--

- --because only you two really know what goes

on behind closed doors, but--

- Yeah, you know how it is with everybody and everything.

Everyone sees from the outside or--

- Yeah.

- God willing, everything stays great, you know?

- Mm-hmm. Yeah.

- That's all we can do.

- ♪ Yeah, I got a lot of comers ♪

♪ Baby girl, I don't want no drama ♪

♪ Looking like a madonna ♪

- Oh, snap.

- Oh, the Clevelander.

- So many memories.

Moms gone wild!

- Eat all night.

- Oh.

- Here we go.

- This is where Mike, he was running late

for the trip or something.

- I had to get permission from the judge to come out here.

- Yeah, you had to get permission.

And we weren't sure if he was going to be able to come.

And then he surprised us here. - Aw.

- Yep.

The last time we were in Miami,

I was rebuilding my life.

I had this big case, United States versus the Situation.

That was a very monumental year for me.

It was the first time that I was going on my sober journey,

and I walked in-- - I remember that.

- --with a leather coat.

- Ladies and gentlemen, you'll love

to welcome back the Situation.

- Yay! - Yay!

- Yay!

- I'm so happy you're here.

- At the Clevelander, I had to learn how

to be sober with my friends.

- Can we have a sober shot?

- No alcohol. No alcohol.

- I was a little worried to be back with you guys,

but it was the best decision I ever made.

- Aw.

- And it was the beginning of such a beautiful foundation

for where I'm at now.

Almost nine years later, here we are.

My friends started to see that my actions spoke

louder than my words, I guess.

And they welcomed me back to the squad

and gave me a second chance.

It's beautiful.

It really is very poetic.

- And you can read more about that

in my book, "Reality Check."

- Now on paperback.

- Mike, I have to ask you something.

- Yeah. - Oh!

- Oh!

- Clock-- clock in.

- There's something that's been upsetting me about Mike.

When something's bothering me, I can't hold it in.

So when I read the book a little bit,

I, like, kind of skipped through.

Like, I saw my name.

- You skipped through?

- Yeah. - Well, she can't read.

- [laughs]

- You said you came up with "the Kim

Kardashian of Staten Island"?

- What?

- I thought I read like you made that catchphrase up.

I'm the one that anointed myself

the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island.

I am all natural.

I have real boobs.

I am the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island, baby.

I f*cking know, guys, I got my t*ts done

and sh*t, I'm not all natural anymore.

I'm almost f*cking , d*ck.

Like I'm gonna get sh*t done.

f*ck.

But anyway, besides the point.

I was half naked in my f*cking bedroom when I made that up.

- Was Mike there? - No.

[laughs]

- I would-- I would sue him.

- Sue Mike! Sue Mike!

[laughs]

- Damn, Mike owes you a check.

- Where's my %, d*ck?

- Yesterday, Angelina was acting totally weird and quiet,

but today, she's loud and drinking.

This is the Angelina we know.

- You said you made up that catchphrase.

- No, no, no, I didn't say that.

- Yeah, you did.

- I didn't say that I made it up.

I said that without myself, there would be no Kim

Kardashian of Staten Island.

- Oh! - Oh!

- I brought you into this.

You wouldn't exist if it wasn't for me.

- Oh! - Oh, sh*t.

- Excuse me?

- You're welcome.

- You were a bartender at the time doing great things.

- Oh! - Oh!

- And you were a stripper, Mike!

- Oh!

- Oh, sh*t. - OK?

- But you didn't make up "Kim Kardashian of Staten Island."

- It's not in there, sweetheart.

- Oh!

- Oh, sh*t!

- Well, I guess everyone has to go buy it now to find out.

Click the link below.

- Do you know what page it's on?

- I read the book.

- Do you know what page it's on?

- After I had to beg Mike for one.

- I want to know what page.

- You're an idiot, Mike.

I'm % confident.

Where's the book? I want to see it.

- Yeah, pull it up. - I'm gonna bring it up.

- We're getting the receipt.

If it's in there, flip a table.

- Yep. Here we are.

Right back to normal.

And I'm here for it.

- Book wars.

♪ ♪

- ♪ I ain't the one you want to bump with ♪

♪ I ain't the one ♪

♪ I ain't the function ♪

♪ I ain't the one you want to bump with ♪

♪ I ain't the, I ain't the ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

- Where's the book? I want to see it.

- Can we get a copy of the book flown in here?

- Yeah, please. - Yeah, pull it up.

- Angelina, who didn't even read my book,

she's telling me what's in my book.

I'm gonna bring it up, OK?

- We're getting the receipts.

- Luckily, it's a bestselling book and can be easily bought.

All we gotta do is look.

- All right, while Mike is looking this up,

I am going to read the next riddle for our next place.

"Miami is a place that we love to spiral.

Unfortunately, all of our bad behavior went viral."

- Welcome to--

- Miami, b*tches.

[screams] - Whoops.

[laughs]

- "Now let's head to the place and stay for a while."

Where are we going?

- Ocean's. - Ocean's.

- Hello?

Do you want to go for a walk?

- Of course.

- Nikki and I have always gotten along.

We kind of clicked when I first met her back in the day

on "Double Shot."

Well, if your end goal is to be, like, happy and with him,

you need to tell him that.

I truly love her like a sister.

We're back. - And you.

You're back--

- I thought I was gonna miss you.

- --finally. - It's been like, two years.

- I know.

Time flies.

But yeah, everyone's good.

- They're such happy and beautiful babies.

- Thank you. They're so cute.

- I love seeing your babies all over my feed.

- I try to, like, post sparingly

- Yeah, that's how we feel about Bella.

- What is she into now at that age?

- Oh my gosh.

Right now she's into skincare, so she'll do it all by herself.

She's such a good kid.

- I love that Nikki has gotten so close with Pauly's daughter.

It's really cute.

And Nikki is amazing.

- She looks so much like Pauly, I think.

- She is Pauly's--

- His personality.

- His face with bangs and long hair.

[laughter]

His personality to the T.

- ♪ Ready, I'm ready ♪

♪ I'm ready, hey, hey ♪

- Oh, it's right here. - Oh, it's right there.

- This is it. - We're here.

- I'm pulling it up.

- Oh my God, Mike.

- It's a book. There's a lot of stuff in it.

- Oh my God, enough with this book sh*t.

- This is where I used to get the Bulldog.

- They were this big.

We got one each for ourselves. - Yeah.

- Those f*ck you up.

- One, two, three, go.

Oh.

[glass crashing]

- Whoops. [laughter]

- All right, guys, here's the moment of truth.

I have pulled up said e-book.

- Oh, sh*t. - You're waiting for this.

- Oh, God.

- Can you stand up for this?

- I would like to have a witness here read the--

- Get a witness. - --testimony.

- OK.

[classical music]

- "Right off the bat, I could tell Angelina was

a different person on camera."

- What?

I didn't even read this part.

- Well, damn, this is getting even worse.

- I didn't know that. - "I knew the girl.

Instead of acting like her normal self--"

- Ooh.

- "--she became extra and confrontational."

- Um, hello! - Oh, damn.

- Oh!

- sh*t. - Wait.

What? I didn't read this.

Hold up.

- "Maybe it was a coping mechanism when

the cameras were rolling."

- Damn! - Oh!

- Whoa. - Keep going.

- "I don't know if I should admit this or not."

- Say it, say it.

- "But the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island--"

- Say it. Say it.

Say it.

- "--wouldn't exist if it wasn't for me."

- Oh!

Oh!

- Mike, I get it.

[exclaiming]

- What?

I left, not once, but twice.

If I was playing it up for cameras, for f*cking fame,

I would have never left.

Like, f*ck you.

- Let's move forward, Ange.

We're all in a good place.

- OK.

- You are the little sister that I--

- Never knew I wanted. - Hooked up with?

- How am your little sister, when I touch your d*ck?

- Oh. [screams]

- Oh, my God.

- [laughs]

- Oh, here we are.

- This is it?

Get the frig out of here.

- Damn, I remember this circle driveway.

- Wow, that was your view?

- Wait, guys, who is that?

- Oh my God.

- Oh!

- I'm the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

- ♪ You know I want it ♪

♪ I just can't get enough ♪

♪ You know I got it ♪

- Thank you.

- ♪ It's growing in my blood ♪

- Thank you.

[birds squawking]

- I don't remember the birds being this gangster out here.

- No, they're crazy.

- They're probably gonna poop on our heads.

- I know. Ick.

It looks like he's getting ready.

- Maybe they'll poop in the sauce-- extra flavor.

- [laughs]

- OK, guys.

The next and last part of the scavenger hunt--

"after the OG Season , we thought we were done.

"And then five years later, MTV called and we said,

"ooh, that sounds fun.

"You kick us guidos down, but we always prevail.

"Now look at us.

We are living our 'Jersey Shore' fairytale."

Where are we going?

- Oh my God. - The new house.

- The mansion.

- Oh!

- The "Jersey Shore" mansion in Miami.

- Yes, let's go.

- I saved the best for last.

We're going back to the house where we

all came back six years ago.

We've always told Sam we wish she was a part of it.

And now she can be.

Let's go!

- [singing in Spanish]

- What's up, man?

- What's up? Hi, dude.

- Good sh*t. - Yeah?

Good, man.

- Whoa, man.

- How's Miami been?

You guys-- you and Ange--

- It's been treating us real good, yeah.

- --enjoying the trip so far? - Yeah.

- I know there was a little turmoil.

But listen, man, I don't know anything about--

- Like every relationship, you go through your ups and downs.

- You guys are full-time living together, right?

- Yeah, we always have been, yeah.

You know, I mean, we've been working on things.

So don't believe all the bullshit

hype that's out there in the world.

You know what I mean? - Well, dude.

- You know my number now. You could hit me up anytime.

- Yeah, yeah. I mean--

- A lot of chitter-chatter from the birds in the sky.

- --I have heard--

I have heard the birds chirping a couple times.

- Everyone deals with things differently, you know?

I'm sure you have ups and downs, right?

- You're right. No one ever knows, really.

- Correct.

And the bubble we're in, everyone's always

quick to pass judgment--

- %.

- --or think they know something more than they do.

Or if one person says something some way,

you could misconstrue it ten different ways.

- Yeah, I want to just ask you because now

we're here by ourselves without any other influence.

Why do you think that is with you two that you guys

are always the ones that are having

the birds chirp about you?

Why do you think that is? - I don't know.

I mean, hey, maybe our relationship is

maybe more open maybe, right?

At the end of the day, we're on a good trajectory right now.

- She's the one for you, though?

- Um...

we're definitely on the up and up.

We're on good paths. - That's good.

- Yeah, but anything's possible in a relationship, you know?

- ♪ I'm feeling too fly ♪

- I remember pulling up to this house.

I was like, damn.

All right, we're moving on up.

We're in Miami.

We got this big old mansion-- - Really?

- --with a dope backyard. - Really?

- Yeah, a pool and everything.

- This was definitely like, the most epic

house we've ever stayed in.

- Oh, here we are. - Ooh!

- Oh, here it is.

- This is it?

Get the frig out of here.

- Damn, I remember this circle driveway.

Wow, it's crazy to see this is exactly

where it all went down. - This is it.

- Yeah, this is it.

We're here.

[screams]

- This is like an Italian Villa.

- I'm obsessed with this house.

And I'm so excited to go back to where

it all started up again.

- There's even a fountain.

- OK, this is a little upgrade.

- There used to be like spiders.

- [screams]

- It flies!

It flies!

- Yo, garcons was right here.

- Yes, yes.

- Good evening to the lovely couple.

- Garcon.

- Angelina, open the door and say your thing.

- Oh, yeah, you think I'm still a dirty little hamster?

- Oh, sh*t.

Yo, who sent you?

[laughter]

- [laughs] Stupid.

- Wow.

- Oh, it looks so different.

[upbeat music]

- Wow, that was your view?

- Wait, guys!

Guys!

Who is that?

- Eww!

[groans]

- Oh, hey, Sam.

- What the hell?

[groans]

- He's dragging her.

- Mike, this is a Tuesday night for me.

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Yeah ♪

- I just got a text from Pauly.

He said to meet him at this address.

So I guess we should just go.

- All right, cool. - Yeah?

- Let's do it.

- ♪ It's all a game ♪

[singing in Spanish]

- Wow.

- Oh, it looks so different.

- Wait, guys!

Who is that?

- Eww.

[groans]

- Oh!

- And the frickin' Sammi doll is here.

♪ ♪

- If you're not a guido, then you can get

the [...] out of my face.

- Oh! - [screams]

- What the [...] is that?

- Listen. - Ron, stop!

- Aah, aah!

- It's still here. - Oh my God.

- Sam's here.

- How the frig did she get here?

What is she doing? - Ron, stop!

- Don't hurt her, Vin.

- You dirty b*tch.

I cannot believe you showed up here.

- Is that b*tch's head coming off?

Look at the skin.

- Eww! - Look at the skin.

- Oh!

- Oh my God! - Eww!

[laughs] - Oh, hey, Sam.

- That's the Chucky doll of the "Jersey Shore Family Vacation."

- Were you guys always out here?

- Always. - Yeah.

- h* there, h*! - Bro!

- We're your new neighbors!

- We're from Jersey!

- Y'all remember that-- remember we had those ba*ls.

[screams]

- Are you OK? - No.

[laughs] - Nighttime after the club.

- Are you really just picking the cheese off?

- Vinny, stop that [...].

Eat the crust.

- [gasp] Hello?

My love? - Oh.

- Oh!

- My love?

- Where are you?

- We're upstairs.

- Oh, hey, guys.

- Hi. - What's up?

- Welcome to our house.

- What is this dead body back here?

- Oh my God. Sam.

- There I am.

I can't go down and look at her.

- What's wrong with her fingers?

- Kiss her. [laughs]

- She's throwing g*ng signs.

- Ron, stop!

- How beautiful.

- Eww.

- I don't think he's ever seen anything like that before.

Like, oh my gosh.

I hope she doesn't try and steal him.

- I'm the sweetest b*tch.

- Yep. - OK.

So it was right here.

- Don't mess up the Chanels on the grass.

- Oh my God.

You two are so cute!

- Six years ago, I got down on one knee.

Please make me the happiest man on earth.

Will you please marry me?

- Oh my God, dude.

He's doing it.

- Oh my God.

[crying] Yes. - Yes?

- Yes!

- Yeah, that's it. OK.

- Oh. That's perfect.

- So cute.

- I love it.

- Oh, the memories.

- I want to lay on these.

- Oh, relaxation at its finest.

- How was your day?

- It was good. - It was good?

- I caught up with Nikki. - Nice.

- I caught up with . a little bit.

- Oh, nice.

How'd that work out?

- It was a little weird.

- Angelina!

- I'm tired.

- Just chill out.

- I'm going to bed.

I've done enough.

- What is going on over there?

- Angelina's sleeping. Strange.

- How was it weird?

- Because I asked him if they're wedding planning,

and he said they're like, talking about babies instead.

- Oh.

- So I tried to just give, like, normal, like, advice.

- Yeah.

- But I feel like I don't know anything about their thing.

- I don't know too much either. - You know what I mean?

- Yeah, I don't know too much.

- So I didn't really know.

- Yeah, I don't know too much either.

- It's so crazy because she was so quiet yesterday.

- What are you drinking?

- Just Coke right now.

- And then today, when she was, like, with us,

she was like the normal Angelina again.

- You said you came up with "the Kim

Kardashian of Staten Island"?

- What?

- Where's my %, d*ck?

- I'm like, I wonder if it's because maybe she's being

quiet around . or something?

- When she's with him, I feel like she's like withholding

herself or something, right?

I don't know what's going on right now,

but it's definitely two different versions of Angelina.

- ♪ There's your places ♪

♪ Welcome to Hollywood, baby ♪

- We're going to the Versace Mansion.

- Holy crap. Mike got us Versace?

- That's "No-sace."

- This is my dream right here.

- This is gorgeous.

- Want to go back to the archives

and we can go down the list of problems we've been having?

Can't even have one good day together

because you're a beast.

- When I say to him, like, why are you with me?

He's like I don't know.

- Angelina.

Girl, you guys gotta break up.