07x34 - Goodbye Miami

[bunniefuu]

- This season of "Jersey Shore: Family Vacation"

has been amazing.

- Justin has an announcement.

[cheering]

- Oh, my gosh!

- He's invited us to the big game!

- Yay! - Pauly!

Pauly!

- Can't put it by your vag*na.

- Well, there goes Jason.

- Tartick likes Angelina!

- She's engaged.

- New York City!

Yeah! - Whoo!

- We're going to the top of the Rock.

- A major life event.

We had the baby!

There's just so much going on right now.

- I was nervous to, like, talk to my parents about this.

Pamela, she's like a DNA person.

She's trying to find my birth family.

- We knew this day was gonna come eventually.

- You guys are in this with me.

- Welcome to Pauly D Day!

- Vinny's single!

- That could be, like, a good goal to have,

try to get a plus one by your wedding.

- Yeah.

- And I would not bring Vinny, if I were you.

- Now I'm definitely bringing him.

- You're talking sh*t about him, then he's talking

sh*t about you. - Oh, %.

- Then you're gonna walk in like, oh, we're fine.

- For a long time, I didn't stick up for myself with you

because you're a beast.

- What?

- You are using Angelina.

- OK, I'm using you. - Stop!

- The f*ck? - Do you love her?

- I do love her, yes.

- Do you love him?

[tense music]

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Living with the enemy inside ya ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Living with the enemy inside ya ♪

- I don't see how your relationship,

it's healthy for either of you.

- Maybe, like, a first step would be a little bit of space

and continued therapy.

That would be a first step.

It's very apparent that

the relationship is very toxic.

And we're worried for Angelina at this particular point.

- You both deserve pure love and happiness.

- You have to do something to save your relationship.

- Do you want to save it?

- I just--[sighs]

- Damn.

- Yeah, that means no.

- I just don't want it to keep going like this, man.

Coming into this trip, I wanted to see if things have

changed and, like, maybe we can go through this vacation,

like, not fighting with each other

and, like, just show we are good.

- I don't know. I think we all got the answer just now.

- But lately, it's just been a downfall, just catastrophe.

- And, obviously, you guys definitely

shouldn't be searching for ammunition against each other.

You should love each other.

- No, I hate that sh*t.

This, like, a*mo or, like, blackmail--that does

worry me a little bit.

- I would never. Of course.

- I would never.

- Would you do the same thing for him?

- I wouldn't do that.

- So why don't you both sign NDAs?

- I would do that.

- So if you break up, neither of you can defame each other.

- Oh, I would do that.

- I mean, it's sort of like a prenup.

- They exist in prenups.

I had one in a prenup.

- You know, I would do that.

- You know, I think that's the--the first step.

And adjustments definitely-- definitely need to happen.

So we'll let you guys have your time.

- That being said, we should wrap this up, you guys.

I gotta get to the airport anyway.

This was a lot, and it's actually

worse than I thought it was.

- I wish you guys the best.

- Like, I knew their relationship was rocky.

I knew it was toxic. Ange, I wish you the best.

- Thank you. - Good luck with everything.

But the fact that she couldn't answer simple questions like,

do you want to be with him, do you love him,

that means you don't.

I wish you guys the best. - Safe trip, bro. Thanks.

- Good luck with that. - Thanks, as always.

I'm really appreciative and actually happy

that everyone took the time out of their day to come together

and to be able to speak, you know, our feelings.

So that was a--a good thing, I think.

- Oh, it's time to go. It's time to go.

- That's all you needed to know.

- Well, that was interesting.

- Interesting?

It was crazy.

- They don't like each other.

- We asked her if she wanted to be with him,

and she said, well--

she couldn't answer that.

- Yeah, that's the answer, though.

- And I'm like, damn, that's the answer.

I don't know where we go from here.

I can only imagine what the conversation

them two are gonna have after this.

We shall see.

I have a show to get to.

DJ Pauly D's gotta go DJ.

- Thanks for having me.

- We out.

Yeah, buddy.

- They painted a picture of their relationship.

And it is very toxic.

And we're trying to help them get through it.

- We got to go home, and we really

have to, like, do therapy or something, like, serious.

- I guess, yeah.

I mean, if that's--that's your answer, then sure, yeah.

I mean, your--yeah, your answer is whatever you say.

- She's definitely, like, one way with us

and clearly another way with him.

- I actually thought he was gonna, like, cry.

- Me, too.

- Yeah, he looked so upset.

- Like, when she said, I don't love you,

kind of in a roundabout way.

- It's not that I don't want to have children.

It's not that I don't want to have marriage.

I want to make sure our foundation is as good

as it can be so we can bring those things

into the future of ours.

- It's becoming to the point you become, like, obsessed

with each other and the negative and the fighting,

and you're like--

it's not love, and it's not a healthy thing.

- I'm very concerned if the two of them

continue down this path.

It's just so toxic.

Like, this cannot be sustained.

Like, someone's gonna break.

- I just feel like if there's no trust in the relationship--

- There's no relationship.

- --there's no relationship.

- If they don't course correct, they're destined to fail.

- I'm kind of shocked to hear that

you can't even say I love you.

So I don't know if that was just you

trying to act like a tough guy, like you like to do--

- No. - --or whatever you're doing.

But for you not to be able to simply say you love me,

then that makes me pretty happy that I didn't just

impregnate you or get married to you.

- I mean--

- Because then I would be feeling like a real JO.

- That's a recent thing, actually.

- That's not a recent thing, Ange.

They asked you like three different times,

and then pretty much they said, well, there's your answer.

You pretty much got your answer.

- You're getting so aggravated about me saying what I felt.

- 'Cause that's pretty upsetting.

I'm with you for two years,

and you can't even say I love you.

So you're just pretty much using me

as a pawn to have a kid.

- Oh, my God, nobody's saying that.

- If you know you love me, you'd say I love you.

I didn't even hesitate.

I know I love you.

I'd do anything for you.

If you choose not to listen or believe that, that's on you.

- OK.

- Last night, b*tches!

- Oh, wow.

- Awkward.

- Sounds like I missed a lot in Miami.

- Oh, my goodness. - Yeah.

- Now you're not. - I know.

I'm just a big liar.

I don't even know why I'm here.

I'm just--I'm just a big liar.

- Why are you here?

- Oh, my God, guys, Pamela's calling me.

- Wait, what?

- I just wanted to give you some updates.

Can you talk now?

- Sure.

- So I got a little info.

[all gasping] - [screams]

- ♪ I tell them breathe like F-A-B ♪

♪ My fighting score is like the scores on the SAT ♪

♪ So let the horns blow pimpin' ♪

♪ And more so different ♪

- I'm gonna go and get drinks with the girls.

The girls want to do, like, drinks before dinner.

- OK, cool.

- I'm gonna get going, all right?

Text me if you need me.

Don't be in my makeup.

Cool.

- Ooh, I love that.

- Bye, honey.

- Bye, Milani.

- Let's go.

- I wonder if Angelina's just sleeping her night away.

- That was a lot today.

Let's just let her decompress.

- I would like a martini.

Tonight is my night to plan an activity.

- Thank you so much.

- And after today, we're all just

excited to have a fun night of just, like, drama free.

We're drinking.

We're going out to dinner and a show.

It's gonna be amazing.

- Ooh, that looks fancy.

- May we have four mini plates with one

French fry and one burrata? - OK.

- Thank you.

- I can't go to dinner with everyone

tonight because I'm not feeling well.

That whole conversation with the roomies,

that was a lot to deal with.

And it got me thinking about my relationship.

I don't know what I'm gonna do moving forward, honestly.

Oh.

- ♪ I'm better on my own ♪

- Yo. - Yo, big dog.

- What up, man?

- Is this a pool table?

- Are you any good? - I'm not.

- I'm all right. - Yo.

- My a*s-eating brother.

We got to call ourselves something.

- Yes.

- The tongue punchers.

[laughter]

- Oh, wow.

Does anybody know what type of theme the food is tonight?

- Whose night is it?

- I think it's Nicole's night, but I'm starving.

- Cheers to the last night, ladies.

And hopefully, we end on a positive vibe.

- I actually haven't really been drinking before this trip.

Since we're talking privately--

It's the end of the trip.

I've been dealing with a lot, and I kind of

want to fill them in on what me and Justin have been doing.

But I'm a little nervous to tell them this

because I don't want to cry.

- Why?

- --for the past few months because I've been

going through, like, IVF.

- Really? Congratulations.

- And I didn't want to tell you guys until things happen.

- Actively trying to get pregnant?

- Yeah, but I'm not.

- But you're doing IVF?

- Yeah.

- Like, do you think you can't get pregnant?

- I had, like, complications.

I had a tumor, which, you know, I'm really

putting it out there now.

But, like, you know, like, I had multiple tumors and stuff.

So, for me--

- I had no idea.

- Like, ovarian, like dermoid cysts.

I've had literally, like, five surgeries.

It's just been, like, a process.

But I didn't want--it's a very personal thing.

But I'm getting older, and it's kind of like me and Justin,

like, we obviously want a family.

And I would rather just tell you guys.

- I'm sure so many women can relate to trying to conceive.

And I'm so proud of Sam for opening up and telling

her story because I'm sure it is not

easy being that vulnerable.

- What you do is, like, you go through a lot

of, like, hormones and shots.

But I'm off right now, so, like, I'm good.

I'm drinking.

And I had, like, a really great week,

and, like, I needed this week.

But it's definitely a lot.

Sharing this with the girls is making me

feel so much better because I feel like I'm

getting it off my chest.

Because me and Justin haven't really told many people at all.

- But you're gonna be a great mom.

- I just felt like whatever's meant to be, will be.

Say prayers for us but--

- Cheers to you.

- Because it's hard to do that.

So, like, who--who knows what will happen?

- Going through this whole process,

it's definitely not easy.

And I just pray for nothing but good things

in the future and a beautiful journey for her and Justin.

- Cheers to you.

- Oh, my God.

Life.

- Buckets.

- All right, let's go.

- Let's get in Italian and then--

- Get some food.

I want to go get into a little Mexican,

maybe get some dinner after.

- Oh, here's your food.

- Oh, that's so good.

Whoo-hoo.

Thank you.

- All right, now I'm happy.

- It's so good.

- My butt's vibrating.

- Hello. - Hi, neighbor.

- Hey, what's happening?

What are you guys doing?

- We're at the bar downstairs having some c*ck.

What are you doing?

- I'm with the boys right now.

- We want to go grab some Italian

and then maybe get food after.

- Come down.

- OK, we'll be right down.

I'm starving.

- Oh, perfect.

Bye. sh*t.

- What?

- Get rid of the food.

- Where are you going?

- Grab it.

- If Mike sees we're eating--

- Forget it.

- --he'll be so pissed off.

- ♪ You better watch out ♪

♪ 'Cause nothing here can save you ♪

♪ I'm telling you right now, I'm that player ♪

- Hide the knife.

- Oh, man, thank you.

- Hey, guys.

- Oh, hello, gentlemen.

- Oh, you look handsome.

- I missed you guys.

I was thinking about ordering some food.

I'm hungries.

- I think we're going to dinner right now.

- Yeah. - Let's go.

- Yeah, we're starving.

- Yeah, I'm starving.

- Last night, b*tches.

- If I had to make any bets, guys,

tonight is going to be very peaceful and very positive.

- ♪ Who's got flavor ♪

- ♪ I do, I do ♪

- All right, who's ready for Italian?

- Yes, let's go.

- ♪ h* hum even ♪

♪ Sitting there scheming ♪

♪ Fiending for the flavor of the season ♪

- Reservation for Snooki and friends.

Tonight is my night for an activity.

Thank you very much.

We're getting Italian. I need it.

I miss my meatballs.

- Are you guys ready?

- Ooh, yes.

- Is a*s on the menu tonight?

- I'm gonna get the cavatelli and chicken parm.

Wow, excellent.

Ooh, yes. Is that the short rib?

Oh, thank you.

- This place is so nice.

And I think my meatball did a great choice

for our last dinner.

- Cheers.

- Cheers to Miami!

- Yes!

Look at us.

- Look at us.

- I wonder what's happening with Angelina and Vinny.

Like, is everything OK?

- Did she ever text you back?

- Like, what goes on after this?

- No, I think it's chaos.

- If I was a betting man, I feel like they went with

what was most comfortable to them.

- Which is what?

- To try to stay together, which is only, in my opinion,

gonna cause more problems.

- I agree.

I think they're gonna stay together.

I just think Angelina can't be alone.

And because she can't be alone, . will be by her side.

- It was a weird day.

- It was a lot.

- OK, so tonight, we're gonna go to Palace.

- Yay!

- This place is so special to us

because we had so much fun here six years ago.

- Make some noise!

[cheering]

- It's a good time, nice music, good people.

- Yo, it's gonna be lit for y'all.

- Yes.

- Well, I took the opportunity to order me some rolled-up

Cubans for any of the boys that want

to accompany me at the hotel

and end this trip on a high note.

- Nice.

- Cigars, not girls, Vin.

- Well, whether we're going to Palace or the hotel,

looks like we're gonna put things in our mouth tonight.

- Yes!

- Thank you so much for everything.

Thank you so much. - Have fun.

- Have fun. - Have fun.

Bye, guys. - Bye!

- About to get them hand-rolled Cubans, boys.

- Go to Palace.

- Let's go!

[upbeat music]

Yo, let's get to them hand-rolled Cubans, man.

We're about to end this Miami trip in style.

Let's roll, buddy.

Man, this is what we call a nightcap, man.

We got to close down Miami like only champions do.

I'll get 'em, boys.

- Can't wait for these cigars, man.

- These are hand-rolled,

and they are made to perfection.

Here we go.

Here you guys go. - Ahh!

- Here you guys go.

We got some hand-rolled Cubans for you boys.

- Cuban sandwiches?

- The finest in Miami.

- I thought we were having cigars.

- Me, too.

- I should have known.

Like, why on Earth did I think this was gonna

be anything other than food?

- Well, when in Miami.

- Cheers.

- Cheers.

- Bottoms up.

- Those look nasty as f*ck.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Ooh, Palace.

- I feel g*y vibes.

- You guys ready? - Let's go.

This place is popping.

- Yep.

- I definitely would say Palace is, like,

my favorite place in Miami.

- I love the vibe.

I love the scene.

Drag queens, my gays.

- Like, I am here for it.

- Hell yeah!

[music playing]

[indistinct singing]

[cheering]

- Yes, b*tch!

- Oh!

- I love it!

Whoo!

- I love her.

- I love you, girls.

- I love you so much.

- Have fun.

- Bye, b*tches. Love you.

- Love you, b*tch.

Do you want to leave?

- Let's go dance. - Let's go.

- Tonight's our last night.

Me and Dee want to have a great time.

- Extra vodka.

- I still want to listen to music.

I want to have another drink.

I'm not ready to go to bed.

- I wasn't gonna get crazy tonight, but I guess I am.

- I hope the girls survive.

- Oh, they're having the best night ever.

- ♪ Fiesta en la noche ♪

- ♪ Tonight I feel like nothing can hold us down ♪

♪ Fiesta en la playa ♪

- Last night, b*tches!

- ♪ Flying so high ♪

♪ I'm owning the night ♪

♪ Reaching for me ♪

♪ And I'm touching the sky ♪

♪ Feel the release ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm coming ♪

- Meatball down, b*tches.

- This is exactly how I wanted to finish my Miami trip

because it was a little crazy.

We had a great time.

You want to go to the suite?

- Go.

- I think I lost my things.

- But, oh, no, I have all my things.

I have them.

- What a great meatball night.

- That was a fun night.

There you go.

You got it.

- OK, let's go.

- What a good day, Nicole.

- And then everyone left.

I appreciate you for staying for my day.

- Of course, I would stay for your day.

Oh, and then we have sandwiches.

- Thank you, Mike, for, like, the sandwiches.

- Whoo!

We got sandwiches.

- You have f*cking ham on your chin.

- We can go to bed.

- Good night, Miami.

- Bye-bye.

Should I eat this?

I have a flight at : in the morning.

- I love you. - I love you.

Bye.

- Bye.

- I'm gonna pack.

- One sip of that.

- I'm ready to go.

Good night, Miami.

[laughs]

- ♪ I didn't die last night ♪

♪ I'm still alive ♪

♪ I'm still ♪

- f*ck. k*ll me.

I'm literally dying.

I think I'm still drunk from the Palace last night.

My Fauxsace.

Do I want this?

No.

I don't want that sh*t.

Bye-bye.

[clattering]

f*ck my life!

Leaving Miami, it's a little bittersweet.

Bye, Miami.

Love you.

Mwah.

But it's time for mom mode now.

Plus, I have to get in touch with Pamela.

Like, see what's happening with that.

- Right.

- But hopefully, by the time you get back,

maybe I'll have an update for you.

- I just really hope that she has some information for me.

Peace out, b*tches.

Oh, is there kids?

[upbeat music]

- [singing in Spanish]

- You ready, guys?

- Yeah, you're coming.

- Miami, we out.

- Oh.

I think I'm passing.

My heart stopped.

- No, it didn't.

Stop.

- Let's roll out.

- We had a sick, amazing time, and we're engaged.

- We've been engaged.

- I know, but I just like saying it.

We're the first ones.

- We did it.

Miami, it is a wrap.

It was a crazy trip.

Everyone had a good time--

well, not everyone.

- For a long time, I didn't stick up for myself with you

because you're a beast.

- What?

- But it was good.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

I'm gonna stay behind now.

I'm not leaving yet.

- Oh, you're not?

- Yep, got my first date at :.

- Aw.

- I have two dates Saturday, so--

- Here? - Two separate dates?

- Yeah, I got one lunch, one dinner.

- Really?

- I'm only--I'm only here for a day.

What the f*ck you want me to do?

- And there's the problem. - It's funny.

That girl, the -year-old, is actually acting way more

mature than the older one.

Like, this girl just, like, goes to the beach every day

and reads.

- OK.

He's dating -year-olds.

That's weird.

Look at you.

- Also, like, pickings are slim.

- Well, Angelina might be single very soon.

- Yeah.

- Jesus.

- Oh, my God, he's a runner.

- Don't go too far.

- The Buckners had so much fun.

Oh, my God.

- What was your favorite part of the trip?

The pool? - Yeah.

- You like swimming? - Yeah.

- And the pooping?

- What?

- High five.

Fist bump.

- Aw.

- So I heard the Cubans weren't real.

- No.

- It was just cold Cuban sandwiches.

- What a lame.

- I know.

- Definitely over pounds.

- Good morning.

- Morning.

- Is it?

I feel like hell.

Between and Palace, I feel like I crushed it.

- Hi, guys.

- Is Angelina leaving today?

- I don't know.

I have no idea.

She's not answering, and she's not texting back.

So I guess she's gonna leave on her own.

- She might have left already.

We have no idea.

- I guess we'll find out their story back in Jersey.

- Yeah, to be continued.

- Let's go.

- Let's get out of here.

- Bye, Miami!

- Anybody know where Cam is?

My God, these babies are too cute.

This right here was a tough trip to beat.

Scavenger hunt day was amazing.

Versace day was even better.

The yacht day topped that.

This squad, they love Miami.

- Congratulations again. - Thank you.

- See you later.

- Bye, Milani. - Bye.

See you in Holmdel.

- I've had some of the best memories this trip--

, Palace.

The dinners were incredible.

Sam's fake proposal.

Seeing the old house we lived in.

I had so much fun.

- Bye, guys.

- Bye.

All right, we're off.

- I'll see you back in Jersey.

- Get home safe, guys.

- There was so much stuff

that went on during this trip.

We were able to tell everybody I was engaged.

I was able to tell the girls about what

me and Justin have been going through

with the whole IVF process.

It's just nice to get it off my chest.

I don't have to hide me drinking anymore.

I just feel relieved with all aspects.

It just makes me that much more excited

to continue down this journey with the love of my life.

I'm glad, like, you were with me this whole trip.

- It was a lot of fun.

I'm just exhausted.

- And now I'm on to wedding planning.

Peace out, Miami.

- See ya. - Bye, guys.

- Bye.

- I liked the bowling, Vin.

Liked the bowling.

I have to give it up to my roommates.

They k*lled their activities.

Not one person can plan an entire trip

because they're not like me.

I'm very detailed.

Bye!

But maybe we just have to give them one day,

and it comes out amazing.

Like, I found the math to this equation.

CJ, say bye, Miami.

- Bye, Miami.

- Oh, wow.

- What?

- Angelina?

- Mm-hmm.

- Oh, wow.

Awkward.

Let me know if I have to stop, drop, and roll.

- What's up, guys? - Oh, sh*t.

What up, family? How are you?

Good to see you. - What's up, bro?

- Yo, Peanut.

- Peanut's been farting.

- Oh, my God.

You guys happy to get back?

- Yeah, it's gonna be good.

- All right.

- Yeah, yeah.

Cool.

Um.

- Yeah, yep.

- Always.

I don't know if they're together.

I don't know if they're separate.

I don't know if they're fighting.

Well, listen, we missed you guys last night.

I hope you feel better, relax, make some slight adjustments,

be good to each other.

- Exactly.

Go get your nails done.

Let him go to the gym.

- Oh, God.

- There's so many red flags right now,

this sh*t looks like a circus.

[honking]

- All right, safe travels.

I wish the best for you guys.

Text me if you guys need me.

- I'm always gonna be there to help Angelina and ..

See you guys in the Northeast.

- Later.

- But if they don't course correct,

it's not gonna be good.

- I think this was an amazing vacation,

but I can't wait to get back to my wife and my babies.

Whew.

Let's go.

And my chickens.

We out, Miami.

It's been good being inside of you.

- Bye. - Bye.

I don't know what the future holds between me

and Vinny right now, but I just hope it's good.

I don't know.

We're gonna have big talks when we get home, %.

[phone ringing]

- Yo.

- Yo, what was that, fam?

- I don't know.

It looks like they're all peaches.

- Yeah.

It looks like they're just gonna go back to Jersey

and do exactly what they've been doing.

- I don't know. I guess we'll see.

At the end of the day, we just want Angelina to be happy,

and I wish I could give her relationship advice.

But at the same time, like, I don't really

know much about this department

of living with someone, marriage.

- Listen, man, good luck on your date, man.

- All right, thanks. - Keep me updated.

Send me a text. Text. Peace. - All right. Peace.

But who knows?

I have a couple dates lined up

with some hot Miami girls.

And I can finally just be free.

Now the real vacation begins.

- ♪ I got girls, I got girls ♪

♪ I got girls ♪

♪ I got girls, I got girls ♪

♪ I got girls ♪

- ♪ I overcome whatever obstacle I'm given ♪

♪ I'm gonna jump ♪

♪ Only the strong survive the tides ♪

♪ Where I'm from, ain't no jumping ship ♪

♪ Winners stay and fight ♪

♪ We don't run ♪

♪ Because I'm unbreakable ♪

♪ I'm unbreakable ♪

- Boys' trip.

I am really excited about having

a boys' day today, especially when we got Ronald Magro.

- Off to AC we go.

- Yep.

- Damn, Ronnie, you've come a long way, my guy.

- I haven't been to one of Pauly's gigs in a while,

you know?

- Yeah, it feels like the old times, boys.

- I forgot what it's like.

- The band is back together.

We're on our way to the finest steakhouse in Atlantic City.

- I'm hungry.

RSVP, here we come.

- ♪ I can reach up ♪

♪ You know I'm still trying ♪

- Yeah, I think we're good for now.

- These are new.

- We're stocked.

- Meatball?

- Deeners.

- Hi!

Oh, my God, this is so cute.

- So I invited the girls to my shop today

because I have big news to tell them.

- Oh, hello.

- Oh, it's so cute in here.

- Welcome to Seaside. - I love it.

- It's so cute.

- I'm so freaking excited.

I've been working so hard on this.

Make yourself at home, ladies.

- This is so soft.

I love it in here.

- Ooh, see, I love this.

- I love this.

- Ooh, I love this.

- This stuff's cute.

- So cute. - This is cute.

- That's cute.

- Do ciao because of Italy.

- Yeah, that's cute.

- Oh, my God, stop it.

Cute.

- Isn't that cute?

- Cutest thing ever. It's so cute.

I love it.

- These are adorable.

- I think I'm gonna get a sweatshirt.

The store is so cute.

It's perfect for Seaside.

So cute.

I think Nicole is one badass businesswoman,

who is just overall k*lling it.

Are you gonna ring me up?

- I don't know how.

- Hi.

- You're the worst employee.

- I'll take this sweatshirt.

- I haven't rang up someone in years.

- Stop.

I'm dying.

[upbeat music]

- All right, Atlantic City, we are inside of you.

Who's hungry? - Let's go eat.

- Get it. - f*ck yeah.

- Fellas!

- Yo, what up, man?

What up? Good to see you, man.

- Follow me.

I got us a nice little setup. - Yo, we hungries.

- Yeah, we're over here. - Yo, I can smell.

This place is good. - Yeah, for sure.

- Thank you. - Have a seat.

- Don't mind if I do. - Damn.

- It's good to see you, fellas.

It's just the boys. No girls.

- No drama tonight.

- RSVP in the building. - Right?

- It's so rare that we're in a steakhouse together.

- Oh, here we go.

- You know what I mean?

- The return of RSVP, man.

- So what's the news you want to tell us?

- Oh, I have news. Hold on.

- Oh, no.

- What are you doing?

- Just hold on.

- Clinking.

- Ooh!

- What are we celebrating?

- So, guys...

I got Nashville!

- You did?

- I just signed the lease.

Nashville is a thing.

Ever since the Nashville trip, I mean, obviously,

I didn't find anything when I was there.

- Hey, Nicole. - Hi.

- This first space, I'm gonna need you to look a little bit

past what it currently is. - Ooh, is it a strip club?

Let's go. - Ooh.

- Smells like cigarettes and old vag*na.

But I've been in contact with the realtor,

and he sent me a place.

It was a perfect spot.

And now we're going to Nashville, b*tches.

- Cheers to Nashville.

- Nashville!

- Single Ronnie in the building.

- For real?

- Single Ronnie in the building.

- Any prospects?

- Nah, I mean, you know, I'm dating.

- Yeah.

- Tell them about the news, man.

Tell them about the single life.

He's committing so much to the single life,

he getting a vasectomy.

- I think I'm gonna get a vasectomy.

- Oh, sh*t, for real? Let me see.

- Yeah. [laughter]

- Yeah.

- It sounds like I missed a lot in Miami.

- Oh, my goodness.

- Yeah, it started off great.

It just kind of ended on a weird note.

- Angelina and ., they were fighting so bad.

It was next level.

- I've never seen anything like it, to be honest.

- It's over, you know what I mean?

- I feel like I try to help her,

and I try to do the same thing you do, guide her,

because I feel like I see her going down the same path

that I went down.

She just don't listen.

I think that for both their mental

and their emotional state, they need to not be together.

That's just my opinion.

What do I know, right?

What do I know about relationships?

Ha. [sputters] Ha.

- I wonder if they're still together.

- I mean, we don't know.

She's not really speaking to anyone.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Who knows what's going on at their house?

- ♪ You're everything ♪

♪ Everything, everything to me ♪

♪ I held you higher than the sky ♪

♪ I wanted to believe that you're everything ♪

♪ Everything that I would ever need ♪

- Are you making me tea?

- Yeah. - Thank you.

- How you feel?

- I'm still not %.

- That's all right.

- You know?

Vinny and I, we promised each other

that we were gonna come home and talk about everything

that happened in Miami.

That never happened.

So Miami was not good for us.

It was not a good trip for us.

- Yeah, no.

Like...

- What does that mean?

- I don't know. We had a bad time,

but I think we're recovering OK.

- I know, but that was bad, Vin.

I'm not trying to rehash it,

but there's an elephant in the room.

- We already covered that elephant already.

- When? - In f*cking Miami.

- Oh, with all the roommates?

- Yeah.

- Do you guys have blackmail on each other?

- I swear I've been hearing that.

- No one should have blackmail on anyone.

- The only sh*t I have is little documentation sometimes,

so I have things lined up.

That's it. - What the f*ck?

Well, I have sh*t on him too then.

- Do you guys trust each other?

- This is the f*cking big problem here, and it's sad.

I have to protect myself because of sh*t like this.

This is why NDAs come into play.

What's next, though?

- You tell me what's next.

- Well, remember when we were sitting around

with all the roommates,

we did decide to sign, like, an NDA.

- So why don't you both sign NDAs?

- I would do that.

- Oh, I would do that.

- We didn't decide to.

I said that I suggested that, and you

didn't want to last time. - No, no, no, no, I never--

I never--I never wanted--

- If you want to do that, we can gladly do that.

I'll gladly do that. - Well, yeah.

When did I say I didn't want to do that?

- I brought that up to you before.

- What?

OK.

Now you're lying. - I know.

I'm just a big liar.

I don't even know why I'm here.

I'm just--I'm just a big liar.

- Why are you here?

- I don't know. You tell me.

- ♪ Got a devil on your shoulder ♪

♪ So he's always right beside you ♪

- ♪ I want to ball, I want to ball ♪

♪ I want it all, I want it all ♪

- Ooh, wow. - Oh, my God.

- Ooh, thank you.

- Look at the size of that thing.

- Oh, my goodness. - Slap my a*s.

- Wow. - Wow, look at that bad boy.

- Oh, my God. - Look at that.

- That thing will feed people.

- Looks like I may have bit off more than I can chew.

Not.

Let's get this. - Perfect.

Thank you.

All right, guys, I'm eating the roe.

- Ew.

- Yeah, I like my roe seasoned.

Mm, best part.

- Ew.

- Right at the table?

- This trained me how to eat some good a*s right here.

- Yo, what was the end result of the dates in Miami

from when we left?

- Well, I had a lunch date with a girl.

She was nice. Nothing crazy.

Then the dinner date, she wanted to go to, like,

YSL to, like, get these boots.

- Wow. - So as a joke,

I go, I don't have to buy these boots, right?

Like, I try to make a joke out of it.

She, like, looked at me, like, dead serious.

And she's like, why are you coming then?

- Oh, wow. - Oh, wow.

- And then I was like, OK, well, have a nice life.

- Oh, damn. - I wasted my time.

- Wow. - Yeah.

- Yeah, that'll do it. Well, at least now you know.

- I mean, look, it's tough out there

looking for somebody you really like.

But I feel like it should be hard to find the one.

You know what I mean?

That's why they call it "the one."

So we'll see.

I'll keep trying.

Wow, this is so much roe.

Holy sh*t. Literally.

I know they're out there.

There's no shortage of people in New York.

And we'll see what happens.

Maybe I should do a dating show.

This is good sh*t.

- I mean, listen, Angelina was the one that got away.

[laughter]

I thought the Miami sit-down was gonna have some effects.

And I don't--I don't think it did anything.

- Toxic situation.

- Yeah.

- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ I can't hear you ♪

♪ Go back ♪

♪ You basic ♪

♪ Ah, ah, you basic ♪

♪ Ain't got no time for your pettiness anyway ♪

♪ Ah, you basic ♪

♪ Ah, ah, you basic ♪

- Why you want me here if I'm such a big liar

and such a big, bad guy, right?

I'm the big, bad beast.

- Wait, I'm so confused.

You called me a beast.

Now you're saying that you're a beast?

- So now you want to talk about what happened

maybe a month or two ago?

What did you do-- what did you do about

two months ago in February?

- Oh, I suppose we cheated.

- Yeah, your boy, Jason Tartick,

that when you were in Vegas, you're asking him

to go out every night, and he's--and he's--

- I tried to f*ck Jason Tartick?

I love your a*s, Jason.

It looks so nice in those tight f*cking panties.

You weren't around. - Yes, I was, Ange.

I was here every day.

Do you want me to pull it up? - Let me--

- Do you want me pull it up? - Go ahead.

And do you want me to pull up your stepmom saying that

you didn't live here for a month?

- I don't care. Pull it up. - All right.

- Pull it up.

- See, now things are gonna get ugly.

- Pull it the f*ck up.

Now you want to go f*cking for the low blow.

- Every day is a f*cking whirlwind.

You know what's so funny?

Nicole asked you, why are you still with her then?

- I gave you--I think I gave a very good reason.

- You look like an idiot if you think

a girl cheated on you this many times

and you're still with her.

- I forgave your a*s, which I shouldn't have.

I f*cking sat in that garage trying to leave

the house for f*cking hours. - What?

- f*cking hours.

- The same song and dance.

It's like craziness.

What else do you have on me?

- I don't know.

You're the one that tells everyone

you got blackmail on me.

So what's the blackmail you got on me?

- You called me a beast twice, Vin.

But my question to you is--

- We're talking about beasts now.

- Why would I be with you? You're right.

You're right. You're right. You're right.

- Cover your a*s for f*cking all this f*cking time,

and you want to f*cking dog me out again.

I'm not doing this no more.

I'm done with this sh*t.

This girl is a f*cking as*h*le. I'm done with this.

I'm not doing this.

She wants to f*cking dog me out like this.

f*ck out of here.

- I knew that was gonna happen.

- She's a f*cking jerk-off.

- Thank God.

- She can go f*ck herself.

- I'm done.

- Bro.

You just called me a loser again?

- Yep.

- You called me a loser last night.

- And I went to church to pray for my dog

that's f*cking dying.

You said I stepped in sh*t.

That's the only reason why I have money.

- That's some jealousy if I've ever heard it myself.

I don't know what the future holds between me

and Vinny right now, but issues in relationships

will never be resolved by running away from them.

I don't know what I'm gonna do now.

I don't know.

It's just--it's not working.

What do I do?

- ♪ It's a good day ♪

♪ Whoa, it's a good morning ♪

- Cheers to Nashville. - Cheers to Nashville!

- Oh, God.

- I'm so happy you found your spot.

- Yeah. - Let's go celebrate, girl.

This is big news today.

- Oh, my God, guys, Pamela's calling me.

- Pamela? - Pamela.

- Pamela. - Yes.

- Wait, what?

- Hello? - How are you?

- Hi.

I'm with my friends. - Hi.

- Hi, Pamela. - Hey.

- What's going on?

- I just wanted to give you some updates.

Can you talk now?

- Sure.

- OK. So as I told you,

this was not gonna be easy for me.

- Right.

- But I spent a lot of time on the internet

looking at Chilean records and all sorts of stuff.

So I got a little info.

- OK.

- Oh, my God.

- So--

- [screams]

Oh, sh*t.

- Oh, my God. - What?

- Oh, sh*t.

I can't even breathe.

God.

- Wow. - OK, so now what?

- I mean, I would just say to you, process,

unless you know, hard no, I will never talk to you,

my birth mother.

That's not something I want to do.

And you know that for sure.

- Well, now I'm, like, second guessing that,

though, because I--

in my head, I said she was dead.

So I was like, oh, well.

But now that she's not, I'm like, mm.

Now I'm curious about her.

- That's so normal. - Yeah.

- This is the woman that gave you life.

- I'm definitely overwhelmed.

And, like, is this a sign that

I should be, like, reaching out?

- Are you OK?

- Yeah, it's just a lot to think about, I guess.

- Yeah, it is.

- You know, the fact that she is alive,

I mean, if I do change my mind

and want to have that communication,

it's still there.

All right, I'll think about it.

That's something to like--

- You got to digest that.

- That's like a couple days to think about.

- We can handle this however you see fit

and whatever you're most comfortable with, OK?

- Thank you.

I'll talk to you soon, all right?

- Bye, ladies.

- All right, bye.

- Bye.

- sh*t. She's alive.

- I almost fainted.

I was like, oh, my God.

I got goosebumps.

- I didn't think she was gonna be alive.

It's just weird. It's all weird.

I don't know how to process it.

I don't know what to do next.

Oh, my God.

This was supposed to be a celebration.

Now I'm freaking stressed out. - You need a drink?

- I need a drink. - OK, let's go.

- All right. - Let's go to Beachcomber.

- Let's celebrate Nashville.

- I'm so excited for Nashville.

And now I just got this crazy news.

Like, a b*tch needs a wine right now.

Let's go. - Mm-hmm.

- OK, I'm getting cheese ba*ls.

- Oh, hell yeah.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Yeah.

- No.

- No, we don't wrap it up.

- Well, this was an amazing get-together, boys.

- RSVP catch-up. - Yep.

- The speaking, you gonna do some more of that?

- I would like to, yeah.

That'd be nice.

I felt comfortable doing it, you know?

I mean, you could see people that were actually listening,

and they were relating to it.

- And it probably helped you at the same time, too,

just, like, getting it out there.

- Yeah, it did.

- I think it just goes to show that life is

about different stages, and it's good to see everyone

busy with their own ventures.

- How's the comedy going? - It's going good.

- Good.

- I'm, like, almost at the point

where I can take it on the road.

- Oh, yeah? - Wow.

Look at us.

Three daddies and a zaddy at the table.

Who would have thought?

I think one thing that is very admirable about this group

is that we have come so far.

All right, boys, I think I gotta get back

to those three babies.

- Nice.

This DJ has got to go to work.

- I'm gonna go to work with the DJ.

- Hey, nice.

- You going back to New York? - Oh, yeah.

- Dating with intention. - Yeah.

- We've been through everything together.

New milestones.

- You have a lot of things going on in your life

right now. What an emotional day.

Oh, my God. - I know. How crazy.

- We've seen those dark times.

- OK.

- We've had our ups and downs, but we always

make our way back to being friends and being family.

And I think that's what life is all about.

- Cheers to great things ahead for all of us.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Love you guys.

- Excuse me sir.

Can you take a photo of me and the boys?

- I'm just so grateful for the friendships and the moments.

- Thank you.

It's been quite the journey.

Man, I want this thing forever.

And I'm excited to see what's next.

- Let's go, b*tches!

[cheering]

- The story continues.

- Where's the next vacation?

- Jamaica.

It's like waking up in paradise.

- I love Jamaica this time of year,

and I look forward to it.

I'm introducing Nikki's family to the roomies.

I don't know if they can handle it.

- Howdy!

- We're going to see the chickens.

- Things are a little bit different down in South Jersey.

- Smells like poop.

- DTF today.

- Down to farm. - Down to farm.

- You gotta act casual like this.

- Oh, sh*t.

- I just feel like we're all evolving.

I'm so proud of us.

Nashville Snooki Shop!

Let's go, b*tches!

[cheering]

- Your first big world tour.

- Ha, ha, ha, little man.

We are laughing.

- Like, I need to jump on the baby train

because time is ticking.

- This is your birth mother, Nicole.

- Oh, my God. - What?

- I'm gonna cry.

- That's your birth mom.

- You don't want to be here and just making it

a negative space, then maybe you should have

some time to work on yourself.

- I don't even f*cking know.

I don't even know where to begin.

- This is the [inaudible].

- GTL!

GTL!

- See ya!

Wouldn't want to be ya!

- It's about to go down, my friend.

- Let's go!

- Best day of my life.

- b*tch! - Come on.

High knees, Vinny, high knees.

Come on. - What the hell?

[cheering]

- Here we are.

- Almost!

[screaming]

- I f*cking love you guys.

And I would die for you.

So let me know.

- We'll let you know.

[laughter]

- Ange, let's break down your issue with Joey.

- He's a clout chaser,

and he just wanted to be on TV.

- Oh! - She's kind of annoying.

- I would choke her out. - Oh.

- I don't want to say it, but I'm gonna say it.

- Michael, then don't say it.

- Let's just lay it all out there.

- We got a surprise guest joining us.

- Oh, my God.

- The f*ck you doing here?

- Oh, sh*t.