07x36 - Reunion (Part 2)

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[Justina]Tonight, on Part of the reunion.

Girl, you got a nice a*s.

Ooh, definitely clapping those cheeks.

-Wait, what? -Okay, I'll stop talking.

-[laughter] -She knows how to spit.

-I am good at it. -Oh my God.

-Hawk tuah! -Oh my God.

Hey, yo!

Her nose was in that girl's a*s.

[laughs]

Maybe I should have gave you a note, b*tch.

Nah, I don't want a note. Oh, God.

-Jesus Christ. -[laughter]

Now, Vin, why would you risk

posting a meme that would upset her?

He's a clout chaser, and it's all bullshit.

Oh, sh*t.

I'm like, "She's kind of annoying."

-And? -[all exclaim]

-I would choke her out. -Hell no!

-Oh! -Ha. Awkward.

So, what's the status of your relationship today?

-We have some news for you. -[gasps]

The next season's gonna be interesting.

[Vinny] Oh!

Like, how dare him say that?

That's not what I said.

Just there, he's trying to say something else.

You can see the lies.

[Justina] We got a surprise guest joining us.

What the f*ck you doing here?

Oh, sh*t.

Reality stars, they're just like us.

Oh, nice.

[upbeat music playing]

Welcome to Part

of theJersey Shore: Family Vacationreunion.

I'm your girl, Justina Valentine.

We're back in the building with the roommates,

and we're ready to get down to business.

This season, we saw Vinny hang up his G-string

and pick up a mic to conquer his dream

of becoming a comedian.

If you don't know what the College of Staten Island is,

it's kind of like the University of Phoenix online

but in person.

-[laughter] -It's so true.

It's like the multi-level marketing of colleges.

-So right. -Like, I have a degree,

but they won't give it to me until I get five of you people

to sign up.

And then you get five people to sign up.

[laughing]

[Justina] Let's go, Vin!

I've seen him in, uh, one of his most recent shows.

Where was it, "Ca-nay-da-kit"?

"Ca-nay-da-kit"?

-"Ca-nay-da-kit"? -Why'd you say it like that?

[Justina] In between Connecticut and Canada.

-Yeah, I thought it was great. -[Justina] What do you give him?

I'm his biggest fan.

Comedy's looking bright for you.

Yeah, that was, um, you know,

three weeks into me

doing comedy sets.

We filmed that like eight months ago.

I've made huge strides since then.

Usually people get to develop as a comedian

for like ten years with no one knowing who they am.

-[voice]Huh? -To work out the kinks.

-"Who they am"? -Thank you, thank you.

-What'd I say? -"Who they am."

Did I malfunction?

[all overlapping]

Malfunction.

I finally had a Mike moment.

He got it from you. You passed it along.

-Okay, I'll stop talking. -[Nicole] "Who they am."

Now, Ang, you seemed very impressed by Vinny's comedy.

Were you surprised by how good he was?

No, he was really good. I was dying laughing.

And thank God, right?

Vin, you were loving that I was there,

'cause I was gassing you up.

Yeah, it's like, my friends are coming,

and as soon as they get there, they start heckling me.

-Ah. A couple hecklers? -It was like a funny banter.

It was-- Yeah. Just be quiet next time.

Shut the hell up. I'm loud as hell.

Now, normally the roommates can handle

Vinny's annoying little brother energy.

But this time, his body count requirements

and love of memes had him dodging a backhand

from JenniandSammi. Take a look.

Let's see these shenanigans.

Oh, sh*t.

He posted a stupid meme about Ron and Sam.

What did you do now?

Look what he posted!

"My generation didn't have Chrisean and Blueface.

We had..." Ron and Sam.

[Mike] Damn!

Yo, there's some beef over here.

[Jenni] Uncalled for.

[Vinny]It was just a stupid Jersey Shorememe.

I giggled and I posted it.

What is funny about that though?

I would never make fun of someone else's tears.

Jenni, get off your high horse.

She's been giving me sh*t ever since seeing

comments I made on a podcast.

[Sofia Franklyn] So, what do you look for?

[Vinny]First of all, like, less bodies.

He wants 'em young with a low body count,

based on the podcast.

She's putting words in my mouth.

Vinny's like the little brother that's so f*cking annoying

that he's just looking for attention

and getting it by doing the worst jokes ever.

-[Sammi] Jenni's right. -Thank you.

Whether it's a funny meme or not...

-Yeah. -...why even do it?

I just think, if anybody's posting something like that,

it's, like, looking for clout.

[dramatic beat]

-Trying to use me-- -I'm not getting clout

from posting a meme.

That's how it came off to me.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I just saw it, I laughed, and I just pressed-- whatever.

I did not think of it like maliciousness.

I don't feel like that.

I'm just like, you're being stupid. You didn't think.

I don't want to go nowhere near Vinny.

-[chuckles] -You guys better watch out.

He may be coming for you next.

-[Mike] Oh, sh*t! -[all exclaim]

-Wow. Cue the villain era. -Damn.

[Justina] He's in his villain era for sure.

I'm gonna ride that horse into the sunset.

My villain origin story.

[dramatic music playing]

Sucks to be you, huh, Jenni?

[laughter]

Now, Vin, you know Sammi has moved on

from the whole Ronnie situation.

So now that she's back in your life,

why would you risk posting a meme that would upset her?

Yeah, I just didn't think too much into it.

I just saw-- Whenever there's aJersey Shorememe

kind of circulating,

I laugh at it without thinking of all the layers

-that go beneath it. -[Justina] Right.

[Vinny] And I usually repost it.

Um, so that was it. It was a mistake of

that one being something that offended somebody.

[Justina] Right. Now, Jenni, why were you the most upset

about the meme on Sam's behalf?

I think I was more upset at his reaction,

'cause it could have been like, "Oh, yeah, my bad."

He could have deleted it, and that would have beenit.

It's the fact that he dug his heels,

and then I dug my heels,

and then it ended up being this banter

that I feel like it had nothing to do with the meme anymore.

It was more about whose perspective is right or wrong.

-Mm-hmm. -[Justina] Right.

I see this stuff on the daily,

and it doesn't affect me anymore.

So even though I know Vinny wasn't being malicious,

I just don't think he was thinking,

and I don't take offense to it.

And Sammi, you know, speaking of Ron,

last season you were in the room together briefly.

-Hey, how are you? -[dramatic beat]

Do you think that, at this point in time,

you would respond to his "Hey," or is it still...?

Um... I'm... I-I'm co-existing with him.

If he were to say "Hi," I'd be like, "Hi."

I think I'm an adult. It's been so many years.

I think we're at that point where we can be like, "Hi."

It is what it is at this point.

Ooh, that's a total wait-and-see for the new season.

-[all] Yes! -Tune in.

Ha. Awkward.

[Mike, high-pitched] Awkward!

Jenni, you really took offense

to Vinny's "body count" podcast comment.

Why did that strike such a nerve with you?

It comes from a place of concern.

I mean, Vin, I took offense, but I have a high body count.

Yeah. [nervous laughter]

-[Mike] I was offended. -[Justina] You were offended?

I just want this to know I wasn't offended.

I know Vinny, like, for years.

It didn't really affect me.

[clears throat] I will say, with the whole body count thing,

it was an hour-long, uh, podcast,

and anybody that heard the whole thing,

they'd realize that, um,

that's not what I said.

It's a good point. Jenni was listening to the clips

and I feel what you're saying.

It could be taken out of context.

Yeah, the way I said it was a little bit, I guess,

-bombastic. -[dramatic beat]

-But, um... -Bombastic?

[all talking at once]

This guy is really showing off.

[Angelina] What the hell?

So I literally just said a true statement.

This guy said "bombastic"!

No, I mean, as I enter...

He was googling a bunch of words right before.

As I enter, uh, this, you know,

looking for wifey

kind of stuff like that, you know what I'm saying?

Like, I, uh, I don't have an ideal body count.

Everyone's gonna have a different kind of history.

Damn, the streets is wild these days.

The streets are wildin' these days, that's a fact.

Wasn't his nickname "Vinny ,"?

-[Justina] Oh my God. -That was last year.

That was last year? Oh!

By now, he's probably "Vinny ,."

-Oh my God. -We're joking.

-Marone. -Maroneis right. That's a lot.

-Damn. -I've slowed down a lot.

My whole, uh-- I'm not a wh*re anymore.

-You're not a wh*re anymore. -Not a wh*re anymore. No.

-[Justina] Okay. Selective. -Selective. Selective.

-Are you sure, Vin? -Boy got that gorilla grip.

Are you guys seeing what I do at night, or?

No, and that's a scary thing.

-We're cracking jokes here too. -I know.

He's a selective wh*re.

I need to be with someone with a sick,

twisted, dark sense of humor.

Ang, do you have a sick, twisted, dark sense of humor?

-I do, but when I want to. -[Jenni] Have you met her?

She definitely gets my humor.

Me and you look at each other, we just laugh.

I get it. I get him.

-[Justina] You never know. -You never know.

-There's still hope. -What's your bod-- I'm kidding.

Don't you dare. I would never answer you.

[Justina] Mike, Jenni called Vinny out

for dating women in their early twenties.

But she and Zack also have a bit of an age difference.

Is that a double standard?

[Mike] Um...

I don't think that's a double standard.

I think that's a totally different, uh,

-thing. -[Justina] Yeah.

I think it was also based on maturity.

I'm looking at where Mike is positioned.

He didn't want another backhand.

-Right in the line of fire. -[all overlapping]

[Justina] Uh-oh. Hold on.

I will say, if she wants to go for some young

twenty-something-year-old D,

more power to her. That's her preference.

But Zack does not... He doesn't even feel young.

I know, Zack is now.

Age is but a number, so, Vin, if you go for,

-you know, young twenties... -Well, let's be careful.

[Justina] Okay, be careful. Okay. He's...

I think he's even realizing--

For the record, I don't prefer that. I like and up.

If you're vibing, who cares how old you are?

-That's true. -As long as you're of age.

[Justina] Now Vinny, I got to ask you,

what's the fixation on Drake's snake?

[laughs] On Drake's d*ck?

Asparagus is the size of Drake's [bleep].

-Oh! -Oh my God.

Vinny is literally obsessed with Drake's p*nis.

-You see Drake's [bleep] today? -Yeah.

It's so big.

[laughs]

Did you guys see Drake's [bleep]?

I don't know, I can't stop watching the video.

-Oh my God! -Oh my God!

You're disgusting.

It's his screensaver on his phone.

I might have watched it more times than everyone else.

-Wow. Fair enough. -I was fascinated by it.

-I couldn't tell if it was real. -Research purposes.

It was sitting a little weird.

-[Justina] You thought so? -Yeah.

He was examining it.

It was hard, then dangling at the top.

You were wondering if it was a prosthetic?

Yeah, it was like one of those inflatable tube men.

[Justina] It was really long.

-[Vinny] Yeah. -[Jenni] It's a little sus,

talking about another man's pishadeel.

But did you see it?

-[Justina] It's a little sus. -Let's watch it.

That's a lot to watch it, though.

[all overlapping]

-Let's pull it up. -In the meantime,

while we're pulling up Drake's snake,

coming up, we got a surprise guest joining us.

Who's coming?

[Justina] Plus, we head down to the

and find out if Angelina got pink eye

after sticking her face in a stripper's a*s.

Stick around.

[Mike] They're bringing out Drake's d*ck.

[Angelina] Is that what they're doing?

I think we had a good time in the moment.

-It wasn't a bad time. -Aww.

We will never live this down.

Ever, Vin.

-She's kind of annoying. -I would choke her out.

-Yeah. -Oh!

So, what's the status of your relationship today?

Let's just say the next season's gonna be interesting.

[gasps] Oh my God.

[upbeat music playing]

[upbeat music playing]

[Mike laughing]

Welcome back to Part

of theJersey Shore: Family Vacationreunion.

For the big family trip, the crew headed to Miami,

and Deena wasted no time handing out shirts

and taking her roommates on a nostalgic scavenger hunt.

But after her roommates started acting ungrateful,

she tossed her binder out the window

and put it on them to plan the rest of the trip.

Check it out.

[all] Scavenger hunt!

[exciting music playing]

Are we doing this right now?

Ow! Angelina, ow!

We're not actually fighting, you wh*re.

"The first night, at bed..."

"Ron made out with two girls."

-Boing! -Boing. [laughs]

"Also was grinding with multiple women."

This is gonna be so bad.

"Multiple people in the house..."

"...know."

"Therefore, you should know."

I knew they wrote the note.

Damn, I remember this circle driveway.

[Vinny] Wait, guys!

Who is that?

-[dramatic beat] -[all exclaim]

You dirty b*tch. I cannot believe you showed up here.

[indistinct shouting]

-f*ck you, b*tch! -Eww!

[Pauly] There is no getting rid of the Sammi doll.

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Everybody thinks they can do a better job

than Deena on these vacations!

I'm done!

We are going to the Versace mansion.

You guys, there's no Versace label.

[all] Fauxsace!

-[cheering] -Let's go!

We're sailing.

-[laughs] -[ship horn toots]

Aww.

Feels like you're flying.

[Nikki Hall] Are you single? Vinny's single!

Oh, hey.

-[all] Oh! -It's smoking?

-There's more coming. -Ooh.

Let's go!

[house music playing]

Oh! Oh!

Oh my God!

[Vinny]Angelina complains about my farts,

but then has her face in a stripper's a*s?

I'm not the only one onJersey Shore

that's gonna have pink eye.

[waitress] Are you guys ready?

Ooh, yes. Is a*s on the menu tonight?

[Vinny chuckles]

-Last night, b*tches! -[thumping house music]

[music winds down]

Meatball down, b*tches!

[Vinny chuckling]

-[Nicole] We had a good time. -[Jenni] Such a good time.

We thrived in Miami, looking back.

It looked really fun.

Especially bowling, you know.

[comically sad music]

How can you go wrong with bowling?

-I love bowling. -Yeah.

Jenni, how did it feel reenacting

the infamous note with Sam there?

-I was a little nervous. -[Justina] Yeah.

-It was so long ago. -It's iconic.

-It really is. -You have to laugh.

It's a moment in history, you know?

That's still getting put on, like, tattoos and dorms.

People are sleeping on the note.

[Jenni] It's crazy.

How many people can say they have such an iconic moment

in reality TV history?

You know? Nicole, maybe you should

have given Ang a note instead of telling her about Jason.

It would have had a different outcome.

Oh, sh*t.

Joey's not a rat. He's just exposing you.

-You're not a nice friend. -I can sue him for that.

So sue him, Angelina. Sue him.

Maybe I should have gave you a note, b*tch.

No, I don't want a note. Oh God. Let's take the notes out of it.

-[Justina] No more notes? -No. Yeah.

Mike, Angelina and Nicole reenacted

their infamous wrestling moment.

Who's winning that wrestling match in ?

I would choke her out.

-I would choke you out. -Oh!

-I mean, listen... -[Justina] It'd be a good match.

I think we'd both choke each other out,

and then we would just faint on the floor.

-Then we would both die. -"I'm still pretty, b*tch."

Hey! I'm still pretty, b*tch!

-I'll die. -We get scrappy.

-My favorite line ever. -Start training.

Gotta start training now.

[Justina] Ang, you claim to not remember much

about sleeping with Vinny.

I don't remember, so like, I want to remember.

I feel terrible I don't remember having sex with you, Vin.

It was probably that short. I'm not trying to be rude,

but I think it really was.

Have you figured out the answer to your question? Was it short?

It's not. I'm just f*cking around.

Nicole already said that it's like putting a watermelon

in a pinhole?

Calm down, Drake.

-Stop. -I'm not gonna say--

No, I don't think it's "Drake big."

I don't remember the timing of it all. It was--

-That-- Same. -Was it a good time?

I think we had a good time in the moment.

-[Justina] Yeah. -It wasn't a bad time.

-Aww. -That's what I said.

-Aww, good memories. -Once you got your privacy.

Yo, listen. Me and Angelina need some privacy.

All right, bro.

[mocking] "Me and Angelina need some privacy."

We will never live this down. Ever, Vin.

Sam, how did it feel drowning yourself?

-I loved it. -Yeah.

I'm like, "She's kind of annoying. Let's--"

You're like, "The real b*tch is here. She can go."

Let's dead her. She was dirty. She was yucky.

I was like, "Let's get rid of her."

We got the real thing now. We don't need her.

We have the real thing. Who needs a Sammi doll?

-She was gross. -She pressed the button.

[Justina shouts, laughs]

I don't know when she's gonna pop up again.

Well, she's not only alive, but she's also reunion-ready.

Here to join the Pauly doll,

please give it up for the Sammi doll.

-Ohh! -Eww! Look how dirty she is.

I'm the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

-[Sammi] That wasn't me. -[Justina] You got ACL surgery.

-I think she has a new head. -Oh God.

That b*tch has been through it.

[Nicole] At least she got a blowout.

-Yeah, the hair looks nice. -Her hair looks nice.

-Sammi's hair always looks nice. -Aww, thanks.

Now, Ang, you had a lot going on in Miami,

so you didn't plan a day.

But where would you have taken the roommates?

Like, probably a strip club.

Don't steal my sh*t, b*tch.

I actually love the fact that she did it, so.

Yeah. You had a good time there.

-I did. -You jumped in headfirst.

[woman] Oh my God!

-She was clean. -[Justina] She was?

Yeah, she didn't smell at all.

Yeah, there's nothing more potent than booty sweat.

Exactly, and she didn't have any.

Her nose was in the crack.

-It was in there. -Like it connected with crack.

She gave brown-nosing a whole new level.

I was loving every second of it. She was hot.

And it was great.

Now Mike, Miami is where you had some beautiful moments

with a special someone.

You shared cake and even had your titty grabbed.

And no, it wasn't by Laurens.

Michael!

You're huge, bro. You look nice, bro.

-Oh, no. We benching but-- -I see it.

-Yeah. [growls] -Look at this.

-How much you weigh right now? -We're .

-? -Yeah, all right.

-Ah! -Let me look.

This what a man looks like. Look at this.

Stop it, stop it.

Guys, guys, I'm getting jealous.

Only person I know that could probably out-eat you is me.

Real recognize real.

[soft music playing]

[chuckles]

Mike, is it common for gym bros to feel each other's boobs?

-Yes, yes, it is. -It is?

Not the gym I go to.

Sammi, would you be jealous of a waiter

feeling up Justin like that?

Yes, I wouldn't want anybody

-touching my man like that. -You say "filling up" Justin?

-Hey, yo! -Oh my God! Fill me up.

-Feeling. Feeling. -Filling up?

[Justina] Jenni, Zack's a big, good-looking guy.

Does he get felt up by his fellow wrestling buddies?

She keeps saying "filled up."

-[Justina laughing] -What?

I didn't say "filled up." I said "felt."

Let's say it again: felt up.

[all talking at once]

But also, probably.

-In his weathered boots. -All oiled up,

ready to go, I'm sure he does.

I see Zack in the sauna sometimes.

-[Justina] Do you? -[Nicole] Oh my God!

Do you give him the same hello that you gave the waiter?

-Same hospitality, yes. -Little booby grab?

-Yeah. -Wow.

[Vinny] You got to do the grab and the noise.

-[Justina] At the same time. -[both grunting]

-That's so creepy. -[Justina] That was good.

-That was good. -[Angelina] You guys are silly.

-It's called a primal release. -[Justina] I can tell.

So you never forget that magical moment in Miami,

we had it printed on your favorite thing in the world.

[all exclaiming]

-It's him and his boyfriend. -Oh my God.

-It's you and your mans. -You and your boyfriend.

[Justina] The dap up.

-Let's see it, Mike. -Be careful with that.

-The dap up. -Gonna fall on Jenni's hair.

[Jenni] Don't f*cking drop it.

[Justina] Oh, that's beautiful.

-This frosting smells good. -He's dapping you up.

[Justina] Mike, you can have your cake and eat it too.

Coming up, Angelina and . headed to Miami

for a tropical paradise vacation,

but it quickly turned into a hurricane.

Did their relationship weather the storm?

We'll find out next.

[upbeat music playing]

He's a clout-chaser, and he just wanted to be on TV.

And supposedly he tried out forJersey Shore.

-Oh, sh*t. -Wait, what?

We never spoke about the verified check ever.

If things are not working in a relationship,

you need to walk away.

It's all bullshit.

[upbeat music playing]

[upbeat music playing]

Welcome back to Part

of theJersey Shore: Family Vacationreunion.

I'm Justina Valentine,

hanging with Jersey's finest.

Although Angelina and Vinny .

tried to present the facade of a happy couple,

once the roommates spent some time with them in Miami,

they quickly discovered the cracks in their foundation

were leading to a crumbling relationship.

All you do is fight, and then you're miserable.

Can you send him home early?

He said, "This is my job too now."

-Oh! Angelina... -He f*cked, bro.

. brings the mood down, makes it awkward.

He's, like, ruining the vibe. I'm over it.

Why do you love her?

Who the hell are you to put me on the spot like this?

-You look scared. -You don't love her.

Who the f*ck are you to tell me I don't love her?

You are using my friend Angelina.

Give me some reasons I'm using her.

-Why'd you get a verified check? -[dramatic beat]

-We talked about this. -No!

You said, "I'll get you a verified check."

No, I never said that. That's a lie.

Angelina, dead him.

Let her dead me. Let her dead me.

I'll move on fine. You wouldn't last a day

with the sh*t I deal with, with your friend here.

-Oh! -We know she's a mess!

-Okay. -Thank you.

When someone's relationship is so toxic

that it's starting to affect her health,

it's our job and duty to say something.

I don't know how this is gonna go.

Was there ever infidelity in your relationship?

-Me, personally, no. -Me, personally, no.

Do you feel there was?

I don't know. It could--

Well, there was a month that we weren't together, but--

We were always together, Ang.

Mm, but we didn't do anything.

Remember when we were sitting around with all the roommates,

we did decide to sign, like, an NDA.

So why don't you both sign NDAs?

-I would do that. -Oh, I would do that.

We didn't decide to. I said I suggested that,

and you didn't want to.

When did I say I didn't want to do that?

I brought that up to you before.

Now you're lying.

I know, I'm just a big liar.

I don't even know why I'm here. I'm just a liar.

I'm not doing this no more. I'm done with this sh*t.

This girl's a f*cking as*h*le, dude.

I'm done with this. I'm not doing this. f*cking loser.

Oh. You just called me a loseragain?

[.] Yup.

Even just there,

he's trying to say something else,

and you can see the lies.

But you guys have been on and off for so long.

What kept you in the relationship?

I guess I was just weak, weak-minded.

You guys even said my health was deteriorating,

-which is very true. -Mm-hmm.

And I kept letting him back in. I kept dealing with it.

But for him to call me a beast, and that he deals with me,

and all that, like, how dare him say that?

That tells you right there

that he's not in it for the right reasons.

He's not in it for the right reasons. He never was.

If things are not working in a relationship,

you know, then you need to walk away.

But if you think I'm a big cheater,

which you have no evidence, no nothing,

why didn't you leave so many-- how long ago?

Even the verified check. He's like, "We spoke about it."

We never spoke about the verified check, ever.

Ever, ever, ever.

I woke up one day, and he just had it.

That's when I brought it to his attention,

like, "Why do you have this out of nowhere?"

It's all bullshit.

That's why he didn't like when other people called it out,

because now it wasn't just you that saw it.

-It was everyone. -I was talking to you,

and I had to post a picture of him, remember?

Yes, and I told you that was insane and you shouldn't do it.

But I needed to do that.

He's like, "I want you to post a picture of me,

because if you don't, I'm not gonna come back."

I'm like, "What the f*ck?" I just wanted peace, remember?

And you were like, "Ang, don't."

I was like, "Justina, let me post it

so I don't have to deal with it."

He's a clout-chaser, and he just wanted to be on TV,

and he didn't care about anything that had to do with me,

just about TV.

Yeah, it felt like he was chasing clout.

I found out he tried to be on The Bachelorettebefore me.

-[dramatic beat] -Oh, sh*t.

-Wait, what? -His mother and sister

put him into the whole thing.

He was on MTV before this, too, right?

-The wrestling show? -He was on the wrestling show.

No, that was E! I didn't know that until a little later.

And supposedly he tried out forJersey Shore.

-[Justina] Did he really? -Supposedly.

Ang, how did you and . meet?

On Instagram, like an idiot.

-All right, all right. -I learned my lesson with that,

and I will never do that or deal with that again.

Yeah. Nicole, once you heard

that Vinny . got verified on Instagram,

and was going around saying thatJerseywas his job,

you decided to confront him.

Why did that set you off?

I can read people very well,

especially when I first meet them, and I'm like, "Eh."

But, like, I gave Ang the benefit of the doubt.

I was like maybe I'm not seeing him right,

or I need to get to know him more,

and as I got to know him more, I was like, "Eh."

So I had a couple wines, and I was like,

"What the f*ck you doing here?"

You were being a good friend. I loved it,

how you were going at him.

-I think you needed that. -Yeah, I appreciate that

from you, Nicole, for you having my back,

and everybody having my back that night.

Yeah. Ang, that last thing we saw was Vinny storming off.

So, what's the status of your relationship today?

So, we're currently filming, um, for another season,

and found out he cheated on me. So...

So I'm sure we're gonna see a lot of this play out.

Let's just say the next season's gonna be interesting.

Yes, yes.

Maybe this happened for a reason,

for you to get yourself together.

Focus on you, and all good things will come your way.

I really hope so. Thank you.

Sam, we saw you have a difficult relationship

with Ron on OGJersey,

so how much do you sympathize with what Angelina

is going through right now?

I just say, it's gonna be a little rough time for you,

but you're gonna get through it

and be like, "What the frig was I doing?"

I really hope I get to that point,

-because right now-- -You're gonna get there.

You're not even gonna think of that person.

-Thank God. -They're gonna get their karma.

-They always do, just saying. -I hope so.

He's now been demoted to ..

-[Justina] Okay, well... -He's the original.

[Justina] He's the original, yeah.

That's the only Vinny I think this family needs.

I think so. And if there's another person I ever met

named Vinny, I'll be like, "Nah."

-[Justina] No. That's right. -I'm so over that.

[Justina] That's the only Vinny you need.

She knows how to spit.

-Gotta spit on that thang. -Oh... God.

Hawk tuah!

Vin, Mike has three kids under three.

Are you ready for that life?

We have some news for you.

-Oh! -Oh my God!

[upbeat music playing]

[upbeat music playing]

Welcome back to theJersey Shore: Family Vacationreunion.

With this crew, the drama is always expanding,

and over the last few years, so has ourJerseyfamily.

And if the roommates thought surviving

Shorehangovers were tough,

then try dealing with preteen hormones

and toddlers. Not you, Angelina.

Check this out.

My son just got in trouble at school.

I-I'm so disappointed.

I don't wish parenting on anyone

that's not prepared for everything.

I always wondered if it's hard

because now you're going to do these certain situations

that you would never possibly be in.

-I f*cking hate it. -Going to kids' parties,

and you have to socialize with other parents.

f*cking hate it.

And then I worry, like, what if these parents

-don't wanna come. -Because of who you are?

Like-- you know what I'm saying?

Here, I am a drunken mess,

but at home, I'm a f*cking grade-A mom.

[Nicole] Everyone thinks they know us.

Mom shaming is a huge thing in general.

But the fact that I'm Snooki fromJersey Shore,

it's exhausting.

The moral of the story is, you two,

don't have f*cking kids.

-Okay? -No!

Meilani is texting me that she has tea.

This is what happens when you have a nine-year-old.

-Can you guys hold on a second? -Ooh, let's hear it.

Let's hear it. I love kid gossip.

[Meilani]So, there's this boy in my class.

-What? -[giggles]Don't judge me.

-Okay. -I like him.

-Lord have mercy. -[Pauly] Oh my God.

She's too young!

I know, but it's cute.

I-I have to process this.

-Can I deal with this tomorrow? -[Meilani]Bye.

Bye. She just hung up.

And there's hormones involved.

This sh*t makes me drink, heavily,

and I need another martini.

Okay, here we go. This is a big moment, honey.

The babies are gonna meet the newest member of the family.

I am all in my feels.

This is baby Mia,

-and there's baby Luna. -And who's that?

[Mike]If you would have said ten years ago

that Big Daddy Sitch would be dad of three,

married with his college sweetheart...

That's like a fairy tale. We're gonna cherish it.

[indistinct]

[camera shutter snaps]

-Aww. -[Justina] How cute.

Jenni, how freaked out are you

that Meilani is at the age where she wants to date?

Jesus Christ.

She doesn't want to date. She thinks dating is, like,

you give each other, like, lollipops.

-Right. -And play video games together.

But, like, I can't even handle that.

[Justina] Right.

Vin,

Mike has three kids under three.

Are you ready for that life?

I have to find a wife first.

-Yeah. -Um...

And then yeah, once I do find her,

I am ready to do what these guys do.

-Nice. -Vinny's a great uncle.

-Yeah, you're great with kids. -Phenomenal uncle.

You can tell he loves kids.

-I love babies. -[Justina] Aww.

Mike, are the Sorrentinos good as a family of five?

Or is there still the possibility

of some more little "Situations"?

Well, we have some news for you. No, I'm kidding.

-Again? -Don't do that to Lauren.

I love being a, uh, family of five.

And we love kids.

I'm one of four. Lauren's one of four.

So there is a possibility

of maybe next year talking about it,

but this year, we're taking a break,

and me and my wife are just happy being

Mom and Dad and "Situation" family of five.

[Justina] Nice. Nicole, you talk about how

you've experienced mom shaming.

How do you handle those situations?

I mean, it's definitely annoying.

But at the same time, I want people to know, like,

I have different personalities. When I'm with my roommates,

and we do these, you know, -hour trips

where I come to the trips alone, without my kids,

of course I'm gonna enjoy myself, have drinks,

go a little crazy.

But once I get home, I'm not drinking,

I'm mom mode, I'm running stores,

I'm being a boss.

Like, I'm a kickass mom,

and I'm responsible, and I love my kids.

[Justina] Yeah.

Roommates, do any of you worry about your kids

or future kids

seeing some of your more embarrassing moments

from the show when they're older?

I don't think so.

I would say that I wouldn't be the man I am today

if I didn't make those mistakes.

[dance music playing]

[Mike]If I walked in the door and seen myself,

I'd probably grab my girl real quick.

[Jenni]If you can't make it downstairs,

you make your own bathroom.

Don't tell anybody.

Where's the beach?

Nicole!

Where the f*ck is the beach?

-I wouldn't change a thing. -Very true.

-But don't make the same ones. -Yeah.

Do not do what Mommy did.

Get the f*ck off. Get off.

-Learn from us. -Yes.

You guys are all great parents,

and I know you three will be as well

when the time comes.

Hashtag "growth."

Well, whether you're a parent, want to be a parent,

have a parent, whatever,

we're gonna play a game of Most Likely To,

parenting edition.

-[jaunty music] -Okay, who's most likely to

let their kids eat Funfetti cake for breakfast?

-Mike. -Michael.

Yeah, my wife yells at me all the time.

Who's most likely to yell at the ref

at their kid's sports game?

-Nicole. -I've been there.

I'm a psychotic sports mom.

-You're a cheer mom. -Jionni yells at me.

-He's like, "Can you stop?" -Who's most likely

to let your teenager do a sleepover

with a boyfriend or girlfriend?

-Hell no! -Oh, what?

Unless I'm sleeping there too, like this.

Hell no.

[Justina] Leave room for the Holy Spirit.

Most likely to start a burner account

to spy on their kid?

[all] Angelina!

[Justina] Well, you know, like mother, like daughter.

She already has the account set up.

-She's got all of her accounts. -Got to have a whole other name.

Most likely to botch the birds and the bees conversation?

-Probably me. -[bell dings]

Give us your -second birds and the bees spiel.

-Well, little Jimmy... -[laughter]

[Justina] I thought you were gonna say, "Little Nino."

There comes a time in life, uh...

I don't know. I have no idea.

-This is weird. -[Mike, high-pitched] Awkward!

Okay, coming up, after years of debating,

Nicole finally decided to learn more about her adoption.

Is she ready to take the journey to the next step

and meet her biological family?

She fills us in, next.

Sammi, you think she's psychic?

Ang predicts things, and they come true.

-Yes! Yes! -I am good at it.

Like, how can I navigate a disease

if, God forbid, it's in my blood?

I do it all the time. I'll tell you how.

He has chlamydia. He's got chlamydia all the time.

-Eww. -[chuckles]

[upbeat music playing]

[upbeat music playing]

We're back, hanging with the shoremates

in our Times Square studio.

This season, Nicole decided to fill in the pages

on her adoption story. After sitting down

with her parents, she learned she had biological siblings,

but she never imagined the plot twist

that her biological mother was also alive.

I was never curious about who my birth parents were.

I knew, obviously, they wanted to give me a good life.

But I love my parents so much, I was content and everything.

-I know. Yeah. -But now seeing you do it,

and you have a new sister--

-Are you crying? -I'm gonna cry.

Don't want you crying.

You need to tell me what I'm doing.

-I never did this before. -Of course.

You have no idea how much

you are gonna have to spit in this thing, girl.

[groans]

Hawk that sh*t.

I'm gonna vomit.

So I called Pamela, and I was like,

"Can you help me? I wanna...

see if I have siblings."

Which was great because then I called my parents,

and my parents said that I have two brothers.

I'm ready to get this going.

I just need my parents to be on board with me.

I mean, I want you guys to feel comfortable.

I don't want you to, like, be upset about it.

[suspenseful music]

You were meant to be with us.

But we knew it was gonna be someday,

and I guess that day is here now, so...

we will support whatever you wanna do.

Oh my God, guys, Pamela's calling me.

Hello? What's going on?

Hi. Just wanted to give you some updates. Can you talk now?

Sure.

Um...

-[all gasp] -[screams]

[gasps] Oh, sh*t...

She is living.

-Oh my God. -What?

Oh, sh*t.

[Nicole sighs] Can't even breathe.

-God... -Wow.

Like, a b*tch needs a wine right now.

Aww.

Aww.

Nicole, when was the moment

that you realized you wanted to move forward

with researching your biological family?

Well, I mean, I was always curious about it,

but I never actually was like, "Right, let me do it,"

until I saw Angelina with Pamela,

and then I saw everything that Pamela did for her.

Seeing her process and the ups and downs,

did that make you a little nervous?

No, not nervous,

because I already knew I wasn't gonna jump to meet them.

Like, this is a very hard thing for me to do

because I don't wanna upset my parents,

and I know how hard this process is gonna be for them.

What made you decide that now was the time?

I was always thinking, "Okay, I know nothing about my health,"

so that really bothered me,

because I want to know, not for myself,

but really for my kids.

Like, how can I navigate a disease

if, God forbid, it's in my blood?

I do it all the time. I'll tell you how.

He has chlamydia. He's got chlamydia all the time.

[Justina] You have the ones you can get rid of, not a big deal.

-Just take a pill. Eww. -It's one pill, I heard.

[Justina laughs]

Now, Vinny,

thoughts on how Angelina did

coaching Nicole on how to hawk a loogie for the DNA test?

Oh... she knows how to spit.

Got to spit on that thang.

Hawk tuah!

-I can't. -The original hawk tuah.

So, Nicole, have your parents warmed up to the idea

of you meeting your biological family?

No.

My dad's still like,

"f*ck that. We don't know them."

Protective. So I want to take it... very slowly,

which I am, and you'll see the next season that we just filmed,

like, I do a little bit more. Everyone's ready to go to Chile.

-I'm like, calm down. -That would be so fun!

I am down.

Jenni's begging me to do it next season. I'm not ready.

I want to go to the land of the Snookis.

-Oh my God. -You go in the jungle,

and there's a bunch of Snookis.

They're all wearing Snooki slippers.

[Jenni]They're all average, like, '".

[Vinny]They all have poofs.

You'll find some b*tches there.

Well, Nicole, we love following you on this journey

and I can't wait for next season.

-So excited. -Thank you.

While Nicole was discovering family secrets,

Jenni got vulnerable sharing them,

when for the first time ever on camera,

she opened up about her childhood

and her mother's mental health struggle.

Tell me a little bit about your childhood.

Tell me, like, where was Mom when you were growing up?

[Jenni]I don't like to talk about my childhood.

It's weird.

I'm literally near ,

and I still feel embarrassed

to speak about how I was raised.

I haven't even told my roommates.

Around two years old,

my mom got very sick with a mental illness.

Which diagnosis was that, if you don't mind me asking?

Nobody knows, but I will say it's schizophrenia.

-My mom was a schizophrenic too. -No way.

I don't really speak on it because she's still here,

and I don't want to define her as that.

My mom was suffering with mental illness so badly

she just couldn't do it anymore.

And so my dad was like, "Well, it's just you and me, kid."

And it has been ever since.

There's a huge stigma when it comes to mental illness.

That was so good.

[Jenni]But now more and more people are opening up

about themselves dealing with it,

their loved ones,

and the stigma is slowly going away.

Which I am so proud of,

because if we talk about it more,

we're gonna be able to help each other more.

[all] Aww.

-That was beautiful. -Now, Jenni,

we've never heard you talk about your mom like this before.

Did it offer you a sense of relief

just to kind of release that?

It felt like a weight was lifted,

knowing that my path wasn't defined

by my mother's illness.

-Right. -And to help others

know that if they're struggling, worrying about that,

-that their path isn't defined. -Right.

We're proud of you, Jenni.

-Oh, thank you. -I feel like I wanna clap.

We're clapping. That was, like, really nice.

I'm just so glad she did that interview.

She was vulnerable,

and I'm really glad that that moment happened for you.

Thanks, Boo.

[Mike] Yeah, I didn't know that either about Jenni,

and I've known her for sixteen years or something,

coming on up.

But I'm so proud of her for sharing.

And by telling it, you're showing others

that your life story can be somebody else's

survival guide to get through it.

-Yeah. -[Sammi] For sure.

[Justina] Yeah, you never know

what your pain and your hardships,

what an inspiration it could be.

-Yeah. -Definitely, so much respect

-to you for sharing that. -Thank you.

Reality stars, they're just like us.

[laughter]

Coming up, whatever happened to Angelina's house guest?

And no, I don't mean ..

I'm talking about her ghost.

Plus, the roommates share their predictions

for each other, next.

-What happened with the ghost? -I see a blonde girl.

Really?

She practices the dark arts a lot, I believe.

-No. -[Justina] Oh!

-Oh! -[Nicole] Oh my God.

[upbeat music playing]

[upbeat music playing]

Welcome back.

Before we wrap up this reunion,

there's one question I need answered.

Angelina, this season you told the roommates

your house was being haunted by a ghost,

and Jenni suggested you get an exorcism.

What happened with the ghost?

So I had somebody come in, and they actually did that.

-Really? -Blessed the whole house.

And I don't feel anything anymore, which is good.

It seems very calm right now, so let's just see.

Now, while we're tapped into the great beyond,

let's have the roommates make some predictions

for each other.

Ang, you go first.

You make a prediction for Vinny.

Vin, I feel like you're gonna continue

with comedy, obviously.

I think you're gonna start dating somebody,

but you're gonna be like, "I don't know,"

and you're wishy-washy again.

But hopefully...

I don't know. I see a blonde girl.

[Nicole] Oh...

Who doesn't like blondes?

["boing" sound effect]

[Justina] Sammi, you think she's psychic?

-I do. I'm just gonna say this-- -It's weird.

Ang predicts things, and they come true.

[Justina]Really?

I don't know why I see blondes. It's weird.

[Mike]She practices the dark arts a lot.

[Justina]You think so?

Vinny, you get to predict Jenni's .

-Um, a few more kids? -[record scratch]

-[Nicole] Oh my God. -[Sammi] You're the worst.

-Good Lord. -Wrong prediction.

Nah, she's gonna make another movie.

-[Mike]Yes! -[Justina]Yes!

We wanna see that.

Jenni, you got Nicole.

I think Sissy's gonna go all the way in cheer.

-Yes. -Ugh! Please, dear Jesus.

I envision you standing there

watching her fulfill her dream in cheerleading.

-And win. -And win.

-I'll take it. -And if she doesn't,

you will be telling off the judges for sure.

Exactly, and I'll still tell her she's the baddest...

cheerleader I know. I was gonna say "baddest b*tch."

[laughter]

Nicole, you predict what's in store for Sammi this year.

Sammi is gonna have the most beautiful, Jersey,

extravagant wedding ever.

And we're all gonna be there to celebrate her.

And then right after the wedding,

or before the wedding,

she's gonna find out she's pregnant.

-[Mike] Aww. -Oh. Let's pray.

With twins!

-With twins! -Twins run in my family.

-Oh my God, they do. -Twins run in my family.

If that happens, I'm gonna scream.

Let's put it out there. We're manifesting.

-Put it out there. Yes. -Manifest.

Thanks, Nicole, I love that prediction.

All right, Sammi, what do you see going down for Mike?

First off, I know Mike is gonna succeed in .

He's opening up his new treatment center,

Archangels, and he is just gonna k*ll it

in all aspects of his life.

And who knows, maybe by the end of ,

him and Laurens will be announcing another pregnancy.

-[Mike]Oh my God! -[all]Yes!

Mike, tell us, what can Angelina expect in ?

Angelina is getting, um, rid of the old,

and in comes the new.

She will introduce us to a new Boo.

I know that rhymed.

Uh, and also, she's also going to...

uh, freeze her eggs that year as well.

And positive vibes only.

-There you go. That's great. -[Justina] Yes, Ang. .

I love that. Thanks, Mike.

And that's a wrap on another great reunion with this family.

There is no better way to end things

than with a reunion selfie.

Mike, as the resident paparazzi,

I need your phone for a selfie.

-I can't look at him. -Look at that saunter.

[Angelina] Let's do it.

[Mike] All right, let's get it.

Get my hair in.

-Ready? -[camera shutter clicks]

[Justina] Now that's a photo.

All right, fam, that's a wrap on another reunion.

Thank you all so much, and I'll see you guys next season.

We didn't come this far just to come this far.

That's a fact.

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