[dramatic music]
Sorry for what?
You're, like,
having a breakdown.
You stole my tungsten cube.
Hey, Duncan, infinite growth
isn't for everyone.
There is no other tech
like Xander.
AGI is the Holy Grail,
and I'm Sir f*cking Galahad.
My whole career
rides on this product.
And in two days,
I'm the face of it.
The nutritionist was
giving you steroids.
- Give me the tincture.
- Not happening.
Why does your pillow
smell like Anushka?
- You betrayed me!
- I want you to leave.
And it's my house!
♪
You know,
Carl's over the moon
that you're coming out
to join us today.
Uh-huh.
Yeah. Yeah.
I think you'll get
a kick out of it.
♪
Well met, sir. Well met.
Ah, I bet you weren't
expecting this.
I was not.
Where's your piece?
Maguire, get him a SMLE.
There you go.
Pretty swell, right?
We're gonna really raise
some Cain this time.
I have a new pyro guy.
He's got his whole kit
and caboodle,
so it's gonna be
really good.
Uh-huh.
Maybe, uh...
Maybe I should
watch over there
by the La Place du Village.
No, no, no,
we've got it all mapped out.
We're going to take a crack
at Meuse-Argonne.
and hardtack.
Really leveled up
this time,
knowing that a bona fide vet
would be with us today.
Carl...
[Stammers]
What do you
want me to do?
[expl*si*n]
Down, down, down!
We gotta go! Come on!
[expl*si*n]
Go on!
Man: sh**t, sh**t, sh**t!
Oh, nice. Shell shock.
That's good.
That's good.
But you gotta
get over the wall!
Over the top now!
Go, boy!
Now, now, now, now, now!
[Rapid g*nf*re]
Ah!
Reload!
♪
Jesus!
What the hell?
♪
♪
Jesus!
♪
Bruh, you're supposed
to lie down.
Huh?
Yeah. You're dead.
♪
♪
Carl: Okay, what are
we drinking?
I like to imagine that
we find a bottle of Cognac
in a blown up cafe,
and we can't believe our luck
because the bottle's
impossibly intact.
Hmm. People say that money
can't buy you perspective.
I just bought
the Western Front in 4D,
and it was far from quiet.
If that isn't
what w*r felt like,
then I don't
want to know.
To the ones
who gave it all.
May we never forget.
And never let them down.
I want to show you something.
What do we have
behind here?
The Battle of Austerlitz.
Agincourt.
Those gas masks are
from the Somme.
Antietam.
Mm.
What about this one?
Does this look familiar?
This is Medina Ridge,
my friend.
Your finest hour.
♪
And if you look
over here closely
at this band of brothers,
indeed you will see
tank platoon leader,
second Lieutenant Tom Ruffage
on his M1 Abrams.
I had my miniature guy
make sure
that he tried to capture
the steely resolve
that only a man born
to k*ll like you has.
Seriously,
what is wrong with you?
What?
You go play dress up,
and then you come
and admire your toy soldiers?
You got no f*cking idea
at all what w*r is.
I mean, this is obscene, Carl.
It's f*cking obscene.
Yeah, I wasn't a soldier.
Yes, but I know what
valor looks like, sir.
And it comes in many
different shapes.
And in my business dealings,
sometimes in deal making,
the knives come out
and it's...
Oh, stop talking!
God, you're insulting people
you don't even know exist!
Oh, the pride
of the American bureaucrat.
And pride goeth
before the fall.
And while you were
pushing for regulations
for the "Mother May I?" State,
I was building empires.
So tell me who is wasting
their time again?
You are!
You!
♪
Sorry.
Carl...
Maybe your heart is
in the right place, but...
♪
I'm sorry.
♪
♪
♪
[Yells]
No, I never told him.
I don't want to characterize
his feelings towards me,
but perhaps he felt
I deceived him.
Anyway, I can assure you
I will not be
seeing him anymore.
He's going to try
to undermine me.
He's probably more
determined now than ever.
Tonight is the Watch Code forum.
It's a make or break
night for me, Joanne,
and he's going to be there,
of course.
And Xander, is it?
He's not
misbehaving anymore.
No. It's good.
Yeah, really, really good.
I'm confident Xander's going to
leave people absolutely floored.
I think we're about to make
a few spreadsheets very, very happy.
Uh-huh.
Including mine.
Oh, well, that's...
that's wonderful.
I am so, so sorry
about this.
But, you know, it's...
it's not uncommon
for people to know
the same sets of people to,
you know, wind up at
the same therapist store.
Right, I know.
Same therapist, same parties,
same conferences.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Oh, are you going to be
at the Los Altos Gala?
It's just downstairs
from Watch Code.
I will be there.
It's a small town, after all.
Yes, well, perhaps
I'll see you there.
Right, well, I'll be
on the lookout, then.
♪
♪
♪
♪
Orson: So, did you see it?
Did you see
the trophy case?
No. I'm not playing
that game anymore.
Come on, Tess, you...
you gotta see this one.
It's legendary.
[School bell rings]
♪
Tess: What was it?
♪
♪
♪
[Door opens]
[Door closes]
Orson, what are you, uh...
Shouldn't you be
in school?
I couldn't...
I don't...
I don't I don't feel good,
like, at all.
And I really need
the tincture, Gary.
I know you said...
Shh, shh. Your mother.
I know it's poison.
Listen...
Orson, listen, listen to me.
You're having some very mild
withdrawal symptoms.
I'll call the school.
Tell them you're
not feeling well.
I'm not giving you
any more of that junk.
The stuff that you're giving me
isn't doing anything.
My hands are shaking
and my mouth is so dry.
And I have to go on stage
and perform a solo
in front of hundreds
of people,
and I'm gonna
humiliate myself.
No, you're not.
I'm gonna sh*t myself.
You won't.
You're a little nervous.
Yes, I will.
No, I literally
had to run into a gas station
on the way home.
It was awful.
It's awful.
Besides, what difference
could one dose make?
Don't be such a cuck.
It'll be between you and me.
I won't tell mom.
[Door opens, closes]
Joanne: Dear?
I'm just running
to the dry cleaners.
I'll grab your suit
for the gala too.
[Door closes]
Okay. Come here,
come here.
Sit down
for one moment.
Orson...
you have referred to me
as a cuck numerous times.
Oh, sorry.
No, no, I mean, do you know
what the word means?
Yeah, it means that
your wife's doing stuff,
like, behind your back.
Mm. Mm-hmm.
And you...
And you see me
as a cuck?
Okay. Um...
And with whom would she
be doing bad things?
Duncan Park.
Okay. Now, come on please.
Just, could you...
How do you know?
Well, how do you know?
Look, I need to know
how you know.
And I need what I need.
So why don't we just
make a deal, then?
Okay. All right.
You... You tell me,
I will give you one dose.
Two doses,
'cause I need another one
tonight before the gala.
One dose.
And if you tell me the truth
and there's no games
and there's no lies, I will
consider a second gala dose.
♪
This is unbelievable.
All I know is that
according to your mother,
you've been stealing things and
putting them in that very spot.
I didn't do this.
So your father didn't break
the glass to get his...
His cube? No!
He blamed it on her maid
and I defended her.
Okay.
Okay.
Can you call your mom?
I tried her, but she wouldn't...
didn't pick up.
No, no, please, please.
You can't tell my parents
about this.
In Stanford, early decisions
are coming out next week.
If they find out...
Please. You can't.
One step at a time.
I haven't called the police yet,
but I have to take precautions.
You can't be here.
Gary: Let's see what
you're talking about.
Well, how do you know
this combination?
Orson: He left a sticker
on the back of it.
Yeah, so if I
want to listen in
on your office,
you go right there.
And if I want to hear mom's,
I'll just go in this
creepy wine cellar area.
Jesus.
Okay, listen to me.
You are never, ever to listen to
our therapy sessions ever again.
Understood? Okay.
And you heard them
discussing the affair,
or you heard them
actually having...
Oh, Christ.
The affair?
Oh, no, no, no.
They're not... They're...
No, they're not having
an affair.
They're not?
No.
Oh, thank God.
No, he's just
blackmailing her.
Okay. Come on.
We had a deal.
- Let's hurry it up.
- Hold on.
Blackmailing about what?
I don't know, okay?
I wasn't...
He's a tech guy.
He was, like, looking through
her private files or something.
What's going on in her
private files?
I don't know!
I just said that, okay?
Come on, Tink time.
Let's hurry it up.
Okay. Blackmailing her?
Okay. No,
I'm administering it.
Dose before
was three drops.
Okay, well, I'm giving you one.
That's the appropriate...
One?
Well, it's one or none, Orson.
You decide.
We're gonna
wean you off this stuff.
It's very powerful.
Orson!
Look at yourself, man!
Sorry.
Get a grip!
Gosh.
Come on.
I'm changing the locks.
Lili: Shh, shh, shh!
I just got her to sleep.
She was hysterical.
What?
Did you not see my texts?
Was she going to
sh**t up the school?
I mean, that kind of drama
requires flair, right?
No.
She's, of course,
denying it,
But it was found
in that same trophy case.
[Sighs]
She confessed to stealing
my cube and put it there.
Well, actually, no,
she didn't deny it.
So...
If she doesn't
get into Stanford early,
and a g*n rap
is on her record,
she isn't getting into
any college.
She's cooked.
This kid grew up with
every possible advantage.
Task force, tutors,
the internship at Wimbledon.
the Altruism Cruise,
None of it took.
She still bungled it.
You know how that looks?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The rich, white,
black sheep girl.
That's just...
I mean, we love her, of course.
Yeah.
We'd do anything
for her,
but that's a stain
on us all.
Yeah.
[Gasps] Jesus!
Gary: Hey.
Yeah. Sorry. Um...
I need to talk.
Well, I need to get
ready for the gala.
I know, I know,
I know, it's important.
Please.
Well, you know,
is there anything
you want to tell me first?
Uh, no, don't think so.
Can you give me a clue?
And fast. Because I need
to get dressed.
And so do you.
Yeah. Um...
Well...
Gare, what?
Maybe something...
you know about being blackmailed
by one of your clients?
What are you talking about?
That's not ringing any bells?
Nope.
Not hearing any bells.
Just...
We're going to be late
for the gala.
[Super Furry Animals' "The Man
Don't Give a f*ck" plays]
♪
♪ Spent some time
in stormy weather ♪
♪ Under clouds of my dilemma ♪
♪ Now there's nothing
much to do ♪
♪ But sit tight
in front of televisions ♪
♪ Staring back at me
♪ Just waiting
for the microwaves ♪
♪ To wash me into the sea ♪
♪ You know they don't
give a f*ck about anybody else ♪
♪ You know they don't
give a f*ck about anybody else ♪
♪ You know they don't
give a f*ck about anybody else ♪
♪ You know they don't
give a f*ck about anybody else ♪
♪ You know they...
They're calling it
a Micro Baby Boom.
You know, because of
the number of kids
that are all reaching
college age at the same time.
Or like Nano Gen Z with it.
Maybe blackmail is
the wrong word?
Gary, what...
I am not talking
about this.
It is Duncan Park, right?
What are you doing?
There is nothing
to talk about.
And even if there is,
this is not the place to do it.
So there is something
to talk about.
Sorry.
Did I hear you talking
about admission rates?
Oh, my God,
it is so brutal, right?
It's more about lottery
than there at this point.
Mm.
Everyone goes to the best schools now.
Everyone's got money
to donate.
[Both chuckle]
♪
♪
♪
[Breathing heavily]
Everybody hates me.
Here. On the feed.
I don't think I could do
this interview.
No. Don't nod.
You're...
How about you say
everything's gonna be okay?
How about you do that?
I can't possibly know that.
You don't know?
But you fake... [Groans]
There's a very large man
coming at you right now.
- What?
- Right now.
Oh, I was wrong about you.
You are not...
You're not typical.
And you are certainly
not empathetic.
You are a f*cking sociopath.
Spread the word.
f*cking sociopath.
Hey, Gary.
Spread the word.
Not over.
He doesn't know
that VCs love sociopaths.
I'm gonna crush
this interview.
I'm gonna stick my d*ck
in God Mountain.
Jeffery: Turns out my radio
was on the whole time.
The General heard everything.
[Men laughing]
Hey.
How are we doing here?
Yeah, it's, uh...
It's a little out of body,
I admit.
"A little."
Come a long way.
Last night at dinner,
I sent back a bottle of wine.
- h*-h*.
- Hoo-hoo.
[Both laugh]
You look great.
Oh, well,
There you go.
Yeah.
Yeah, you did...
you did good.
And you're gonna do all right
for yourself, too, huh?
Well, they pay the sh*t
out of me, I admit.
You'll get a piece of this,
too, I hope?
Uh. Piece of...?
I just want you
to know that I...
I did what I said.
I played a part.
It's non-exclusive,
and it won't affect the work
that you're doing
with the vets.
Okay. Okay. Sorry.
What are we talking about?
♪
Martin: I'm not your engineer,
you understand?
I-I am
the intellectual property.
Tom: Carl.
Anushka: Martin, my love, let's not...
Hey, I, uh...
I sent that uniform
in to be cleaned.
- I'll get it back to you.
- Okay.
Okay.
So, uh, someone want to tell
me what's going on here?
Anushka?
Okay, um...
We're not going to be giving
our presentation anymore.
The presentation
that we came here to give?
Right.
Okay. Yeah.
Uh, why is that?
Uh, because what we needed
to happen already happened.
He licensed Xander.
Tom: What? What is that...
I don't understand.
Anushka: Well, Tom,
the tech does also
have to be profitable,
as we all agreed.
Oh, Carl. Carl. Carl.
Carl, what did you do?
What did you do?
What I did, Lieutenant,
is I took Martin's work,
and I put it where it has
the most value
and where it will do the most
good for the country.
Melaton is licensing Alexander
for military purposes.
Oh, come on now.
That's a joke, right?
Xander is going to sit
in the c*ck.
He is going to
help the airmen
with the deadly burden...
Martin: With the k*lling.
With the k*lling.
With the deadly burden...
Of murdering.
...of decision to fire.
Carl: Because the truth is,
you never quite know when
a soldier might snap, right?
Uh-huh. Oh.
And General Voorhees is...
Voorhees is Melaton's
man at the DoD,
and he has come up with
a clever idea
of rebranding Xander
as Xandar.
Martin: Oh, as Xandar?
Yeah. Xandar.
Which I think has a ring to it.
- Right.
- Think about this, Tom.
When you were attacking those
fleeing unarmed Iraqi soldiers,
Xandar could have spared you
your moral injury.
Martin: Carl, you cannot license
my work without my consent.
Carl: Uh, Martin,
read your contracts.
How about my lawyers
read it to you? In court.
Sue me?
Please. Sue me.
You had no right.
I have none every right.
None.
I always have
every right.
Can we still use Xander
for the vets?
Is that still...
My lawyers are gonna sort it out.
Your lawyer should
have read it out loud to you.
They don't need to,
because I can read.
Then you would know
that a four year,
would make you
$762 million.
Jesus wept.
I can make 10...
I sold them outright.
Darling, darling.
That's a provable thing.
Can we discuss?
We're just discussing.
You know, I never needed
you to go out and pimp for me...
Hey, can we...
But p*mps don't give
their wh*res 60%.
You're calling
me a wh*re.
I called you a friend
right there.
You called me a pimp.
Hey, hey! Damn it!
Come on, answer the question.
Huh? Can Hypergnosis
still use Xander for the vets?
Don't forget, I still have
my developmental rights.
I will take your check.
I will shut Xander down.
I will show myself out
permanently.
Oh, so you will
take the money?
Oh, that was fast.
That was fast.
And you touch my lanyard
one more time
and I will f*cking
knock you off this railing.
You understand me?
Anushka: I have to
be clear, Carl...
I'll be doing whatever's
in Martin's best interests here,
including resigning.
Martin: I gotta tell you,
I smell a terrible prenup.
Be right back.
But you do, you, lady.
♪
Tom.
Tom, Tom,
Tom, Tom, Tom.
Okay, that was a toughie.
Mm-hmm. Believe me, I've had
my hopes dashed more times
than I can count,
but we dust ourselves off...
You just made $1 billion.
Well, not quite.
My husband did.
I also just lost my job
on principle.
Okay, look,
this is all so new,
but, um...
What would you think
if Martin and I
were to start a foundation
for the veterans?
We could put in, say,
get it started.
It's so plainly the
right thing to do.
And, Tom,
you could lead it.
Mm. So, uh...
That's $0.30 per vet.
Um, not quite enough
to get them each a pack of gum.
But if they pool
their resources,
they can maybe get
a stick each.
Okay. Tom.
What am I doing?
Tom.
[Indistinct conversation]
♪
♪
Duncan: Tommy boy!
Tommy. Don't worry.
I come in peace.
I come in peace.
Just let me guess.
Let me guess.
You're out.
Bardolph make a move?
Yeah. Oh, gosh.
I knew it, I knew it.
I was... I was watching. God.
Wait, did, uh...
Did the data ingestion
happen?
All the vets
personnel files?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, okay. Okay.
Now all of them
belong to him.
Wow. And Bardolph, he's...
He's no patriot.
He's a businessman.
He's gonna do what
I was gonna do.
Just rent it out to a
pharma lobbyist insurance.
And you and that
civil servant faith of yours
made it all possible.
[Chuckles]
Mission accomplished.
There you are. Hi.
Hey.
Hi, Ruffage.
Um, soundcheck.
Good. Yeah.
Hey. It's showtime.
♪
♪
I want to introduce
these six...
uh, five scholar athletes
who will directly benefit
from our new stadium
and sports complex.
Captain of the tennis team,
Curtis Loomis.
[Cheers and applause]
Where's Jamison?
b*tch never misses a chance
to get her flowers.
Boy: I heard she got
suspended, actually.
Jamison? For what?
I don't know.
Her mom picked her up.
Tim: Eighth place finish
at the Menlo Park Interschool
Fall Classic,
give it up for Curtis.
[Applause]
[Cellphone buzzes]
♪
♪
♪
♪
♪
♪
[Door opens]
Hey, guys. Stop.
Um, let me just...
[Sighs]
Gotta get rid of the name.
No Tang.
sh*t. It's worse.
Okay, just no name. Go, go.
Tim: And field hockey
co-captain Mary Carl.
[Cheers and applause]
Mary just found out...
Come on up...
Mary, early precision,
full athletic scholarship
at Stanford.
Yes. Thank you, Mary.
Congratulations.
Hey.
Jamison should be up there.
Oh, not the time.
Regardless whatever you may
think of me personally,
Beatrice, don't punish
my daughter.
I assure you,
she is not dangerous.
She's a genuinely
mid person.
You told me she
was stealing things
and displaying them
in the trophy case.
Duncan said that.
And he's wrong often.
Lili, Jamison may have done
something inexcusably stupid
and if so,
my hands are tied.
Okay, then you need to know
under this fabulous dress,
I'm wearing a suicide vest.
Oh, are you upset?
Well, I'm sure you have
pills to help with that.
It doesn't change how
on Monday,
if the police can't find evidence
The police?
to exonerate Jamison.
I will have to suspend her.
You won't make it
to Monday, Beatrice.
None of us will.
Oh, my God.
Lili, please.
Other things other than
you need attention right now.
Pippa Tang...
Oh, my God!
Pippa Tang?
Pippa Tang!
Pippa Pippa Tang Tang!
Well, give this
your attention.
I swear to you,
I will go on that stage
in front of everyone
who matters and declare
I hired the wrong
Black woman
because I couldn't tell
the difference.
And she...
meaning you...
went along with it.
[expl*si*n noise]
You destroy my
daughter's future,
I will end us all.
Oh, my God, it's gonna
be the gala to end all galas.
Possibly the end
of Los Altos.
Probably. Definitely.
And you know what?
I'm gonna enjoy it.
Oh, hey, you want
to hold hands?
Go out there together? No?
Okay, well, you do want to be
in the blast radius if you can.
Not on the run
like an escaped fugitive.
Oh, just stop, Lili!
I'm about to be
destroyed publicly,
all without your help.
Okay?
Huh?
Pippa is backing
out of the stadium.
Yeah.
No.
She said, I, um...
I booked us in the shadow
of a tacky a*s
tech bro trade show.
Strongly suggested I wasn't born
with the right instincts
to... to plan an event
of this magnitude.
She also said you hiring me
was a quixotic aspiration.
She said that?
And she called me
a leftover legacy of Lili.
♪
So the rich b*tch
in your corner
never liked you.
And, Beatrice,
you can't afford
not to have a rich b*tch
in your corner.
[Classical music plays]
♪
Um, do you remember...
Did you meet my friend Ike?
Um, yeah, I met Ike
at that conference
on forensic psychology
in academics, and, well,
I recently talked to him,
because, you know, Ike
does some work
with, um, law enforcement and,
uh, well, you know, I wanted
to get his advice about you
and, you know, theoretically
about the next best steps
were you being blackmailed
by a client.
Why?
Well... Why... Why would you do this?
Because I was concerned.
Because I am still
very, very concerned.
You... Wait.
Law enforcement?
Yes.
♪
Honey. Mm...
♪
[No audio]
[No audio]
♪
[Door rattling]
♪
[Sighs]
Could you just... just...
Who is this person
that you talked to?
Ike. He's a psychiatrist.
Uh [Sighs]
I always forget
his last name.
It doesn't matter.
Sometimes he consults
and sometimes he testifies.
But it's Ike.
He's a friend of mine.
Oh, oh, he's such
a good friend,
but you can't remember
his last name.
We talk to each other
about cases sometimes.
He's very discreet.
Yeah, and you think
that
he's gonna be loyal to you
or to his pals in blue?
Professional call.
Why would loyalty have to...
Okay, sweetie.
Have you done something?
Or... I mean...
♪
[Breathes sharply]
[Hissing]
You f*cked it!
You f*cked it, Gary.
What did you tell him?
What's happening? What's
happening right now, Joanne?
What did you do? What do you...
All right. Okay. Okay.
Okay, try and listen to me.
Look. [Stammers]
Okay.
Was there a professional lapse?
♪
Was it Duncan Park?
Okay, great.
Look, sweetie, just tell me
what it's all about.
What... What is
he having you... you do?
And... And...
And what does he have on you?
Nothing. Nothing.
Barely a thing.
Look, I-I could, um...
Yeah...
I could explain it all.
Mm-hmm.
But, Gary,
if you could just believe me,
it would make things
a lot... easier.
- Okay.
- Okay?
Look,
I'm not the enemy here.
I'm with you, okay?
And you will tell me
when you're ready to tell me.
♪
[Voice breaking]
I have been very alone.
I'm sorry.
I'm here.
I hate him.
I hate him so much.
Mm...
There are no words
for how much I...
hate him.
[Breathes deeply] Okay.
He is gonna be interviewed...
Oh...
...in... in just a few minutes, actually...
Mm...
...upstairs,
and I-I need to go see him...
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
...be humiliated.
Okay? I'm sorry.
Yeah, no, honey.
You know, listen, listen.
You know,
your countertransference is...
it's really off the map here,
so maybe don't go.
I have to.
Think of it as...
reconnaissance.
♪
Nena:
He was the co-founder of FaFa
and then Hypergnosis.
And now he has a new company.
Privacy is not a thing anymore.
for PINATA.
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome to the stage
Duncan Park.
[Applause,
audience cheering and booing]
Man: Whoo!
Man #2:
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!
Whoo!
[Sighs]
Many would accuse you
of recklessly toying
with millions of people's
private data,
offering to swing the door open
to creeps
and stalkers for
a monthly subscription fee.
[Sighs]
You want to talk
about reckless?
Silicon Valley uses people's
private data the way
the computers in "The Matrix"
used humans as batteries, right?
Right? I mean...
[Laughter]
If... If... If Congress passed
a law barring companies
from collecting millions
of data points
on people's private lives...
I mean,
if privacy was a... a right
and not a polite suggestion...
I'm sorry...
this entire industry
would fall
on its collective d*ck.
But until that point,
I'm gonna exploit
the situation and make money.
Man: Yeah!
[Audience booing]
Oh, no, no, no.
Listen, listen.
You... No! Hey! No!
Your...
Your outrage is fake.
You just don't like seeing your
reflection in my business model.
The data that PINATA uses,
which launches in the new year,
by the way...
The data is out there.
It is vulnerable
and not because of me.
No, the people in this room
and the companies
they represent have taken it
and sold it
and are doing it a billion times
per second as we speak.
Okay? I'm just the conduit.
I'm... I'm donkey leagues.
[Laughter, applause]
Whoo!
Well, there are also rumors
that you have acquired
the genetic data
of millions
of Mixi customers.
Is that true?
And will you, likewise, make
the DNA of these people
publicly accessible?
Oh, excuse me.
To your platinum subscribers.
Guilty. It is true.
Huh. Well...
[Audience booing, clapping]
- ...it's one thing to peddle
individual's predilections... - Man: Boo!
...but it is another,
more nefarious thing to traffic
in what runs through
our veins.
Was there a question there,
Nena?
[Laughs] No.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm just trying to understand
what it is that you plan
to do with this very private
and sensitive information.
People, um...
People in the audience
dating men,
wouldn't you like to know
if that guy's gonna go bald
or if he's gonna have
a coronary?
Or... Or having kids
with this guy...
What...
What does that mean?
I mean, probability
for things like intelligence,
physical stamina,
drug addiction.
What if there... there's
schizophrenia in the family?
How about if you're hiring
this guy?
Or insuring this guy?
Or admitting him
to your college?
How about admitting him
to your country?
[Audience booing, applause]
Man: Oh, oh.
Boo!
Well, now,
that sounds like...
like
you're describing eugenics
or some fascistic plan.
Okay, now, this... this is gonna
be harder for you to boo at.
With PINATA,
you're able to target
people
prone to gaining weight,
alcoholism, bad breath.
You already do it.
I mean, you track women
in their menstrual cycles.
You know
when to sell them stilettos
and when to sell them
sweatpants.
This is just the natural
progression of what happens
when capital rewards
immersive data.
All right.
You make some points, Mr. Park.
Uh, some?
Some points, but...
[Applause]
...sophistry dressed
as brutal honesty
is the kind of rhetoric
that paves the way for nihilism
in business, if not politics.
That's entertainment, Nena.
[Chuckles]
Ha.
[Laughter]
Yes. Yes, it is.
[Greig's "In the Hall
of the Mountain King" plays]
♪
♪
And to speak to that,
you did promise us
a demonstration
of PINATA in action.
Yes, I did, I did.
And for that,
I would like to bring out
my partner at PINATA.
Harper.
Harper, come on out.
Come on out. Yes.
- Harper.
- Oh, God.
Um, also,
I would like to take a moment
to praise the engineers,
who are the real geniuses
among us.
Right? Like Harper,
like my old partner, Hamish.
We... We never give them
enough credit, do we?
So let's hear it for them.
Man: Yep.
[Applause]
So, um...
yes,
Nena did spill the beans.
I did acquire Mixi.
And I want to show you
how it is the tiger [Snarls]
in our PINATA tank.
In combination,
we will be able
to give our subscribers
a full picture.
So at this point,
I'm gonna...
I-I want the audience
to shout out someone
that you want
to get to know better.
Let's say the pope,
their... their kids' tutor
with the weird tattoos.
I don't know.
Someone in the room
want to volunteer?
You want to volunteer?
How about Duncan Park?
Yeah. [Laughs]
Very funny.
Yes, Carl.
Carl Bardolph, everyone.
Wow.
[Applause]
Dinosaurs still do exist, right?
[Laughter]
But seriously, let's...
let's shout out a name.
Duncan Park!
Duncan Park.
Duncan Park.
- Duncan Park.
- Duncan Park.
[Audience chanting
"Duncan Park"]
I-I do have to admit...
I've always wanted to hear
you people chanting my name,
but not...
not quite like this.
Um, uh...
Hey, listen, uh,
we're not gonna do my data.
Absolutely not.
But we'll do the DNA part, okay?
Right? Yeah? Follow my lead.
- Mm-hmm.
- Great.
- Good, good.
Okay, okay.
The mob has spoken.
We'll do me.
Unfortunately, I wasn't foolish
enough to give my DNA away,
but the interconnectivity
of our very genetic code
might lead us to some
of my idiot cousins.
Right? [Laughs]
Harper, how about you show me
Derek Park of Toledo, Ohio?!
Come on down!
There he is. Look at him.
Okay, see, with PINATA,
we are able to blend
all our data with everything
Mixi knows about your DNA,
but never,
never used to show you.
Harper, hit that.
Hit that deep dive.
[Chuckles]
Okay, here we go. Derek.
Derek is in debt.
Oh, my gosh, he is colorblind.
He has bacne... yummy...
three DUIs, and, ladies...
he is single
and looking for love,
but mostly on GambleSluts.com.
[Laughter]
And that's just the tip
of the iceberg
for what we got on Derek.
Harper, let's see some
of Derek's closest relatives.
To the Valley
of Heart's Delight.
That's me right there, obviously.
You can see
the resemblance.
But as you notice,
there is no deep-dive option
because I'm a platinum member.
And you could be, too.
You can.
Let's hit the family tree,
Harper.
Here we go. Oh.
Oh! There's my sweet girl
right there.
And then my better half, Lili.
No deep dive there, Harper.
Don't want to show you that.
We just want to say hi.
Let's click
on Jamison's family tree.
My wife's side.
She has some real mutants.
[Laughter]
So this is gonna be fun.
[Laughs]
Oh, as... as you see,
you can now click
through the list of things.
There's "cousin." Let's...
Harper, let's click "grandparents."
Man: What?
Let's see if they have
a favorite porn site.
[Laughter]
Uh-oh. Where to now?
Where in the world are we going?
We are going to Wichita, Kansas.
Who's in Wichita?
k*ll it, Harper. k*ll it.
Um [Laughs]
Sorry.
Uh, sorry.
So sorry.
This...
As you know, still,
we... we
might have some bugs to squash,
but fortunately, I know
this crowd understands beta,
but still, uh...
how embarrassing.
But I think you're able to see
the power that we have here.
So, um,
we launch in the new year,
and if you like what you heard
and saw today,
please join our PINATA family.
Go to
PrivacylsNotAThingAnymore.com
and subscribe.
Thank you. This... Nena,
this was wonderful.
Yes.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
[Applause]
Nena: Duncan Clark,
ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you.
Man: Whoo-whoo-whoo!
Duncan Clark,
ladies and gentlemen!
Duncan Clark, thank you.
Thank you to...
[Dramatic music plays]
♪
[Door closes]
♪
Beatrice: Wasn't
our wonderful orchestra, uh...
wonderful?
[Laughs]
[Applause]
Yes. [Chuckles]
Now, we have been listening
to what you, the parents,
have been asking of us.
Lili: [Whispering] Duncan.
And this year marks Los Altos' moment...
Duncan.
...in becoming the athletic
powerhouse to the same degree
we're already
an academic powerhouse.
The Roman poet Juvenal extolled...
I fixed it.
...a healthy mind and body.
I fixed it for Jamie.
And I would only add,
if I spoke enough Latin...
What?
...a healthy school understands
the value...
Didn't that go well?
Is it true?
...of a successful athletic department...
not only for the good
of the student body... [Chuckles nervously]
What... What ar...
Is it true?
What are you talk...
Is it true, Lili? Lili.
Duncan. I'm...
[Whispering]
I'm about to go onstage.
[Sighs]
Is...
You. You and Hamish.
...middle schoolers...
while continuing to increase
our accepted top students.
Okay. Is Jamison mine?
[Breathing shakily]
I asked you a question.
I am so proud...
Please.
...to call her my friend.
I... Wait.
An act of generosity
...bringing glory to Los Altos.
Please. Please.
Please.
Please welcome...
Please!
...the philanthropist
behind the entirety... [Sobs]
...of our new stadium...
Oh, f*ck.
...Lili Park-Hoffsteader!
[Cheers and applause]
[Laughs]
Come on!
[Applause continues]
Whoo!
[Cheers and applause]
Whoo!
[Cheers and applause continues,
whistling]
Whoo!
[Laughs]
♪
Duncan Park.
Just the man I was looking for.
♪
What do you want for it?
♪
For PINATA.
♪
Cupertino was
to acquire PINATA?
If the terms are right.
[Laughs]
Hey, hang on,
hang on, hang on.
I just spoke with Big Tim,
and he's motivated, okay?
How much would you say
it's worth?
A billion. A billion.
Come on.
That's a bit aggressive
for an opening.
You haven't
even launched yet.
Why don't you just come in
tomorrow morning...
$350 million.
That's how much Cupertino
was gonna pay for Hypergnosis
until you k*lled it,
so that's how much it's worth.
$350 million.
Okay. Wait, wait.
I can't make that deal
myself.
But after that speech,
everyone in there is just
a little bit afraid of you now.
Okay? So you got leverage.
Then
why am I talking to you?
$350 million.
Talk to your boss.
♪
[Indistinct conversations]
♪
[Woman laughs]
[Indistinct conversations]
I'm sorry.
Really, I'm...
I'm really sorry.
♪
♪
[Cellphone buzzing]
♪
[Sniffles]
♪
♪
Sweetie,
it's Mom leaving you a message.
Um, I wanted you
to know I fixed it.
Okay? So...
I love you,
and I'll see you tonight.
I love you.
[Crying]
♪
♪
♪
[Dramatic music plays]
♪
[Bell clanging]
[Breathing heavily]
♪
[Clanging continues]
♪
[Sobbing]
♪
[Sobbing]
[Brakes squealing, hissing]
[Gasps]
♪
♪
[Indistinct shouting
in distance]
♪
Tess: Jamie?
♪
[Gasps]
♪
[Crying]
♪
♪
♪
[Cellphone buzzing]
♪
What is it?
♪
Wait. What?
♪
♪
♪
♪
[Breathes deeply]
Lili, your coffee.
Thanks, Thelma.
Is Jamison awake?
Still sleeping.
Okay.
Her friend Tessie
stayed over.
Tess?
Okay.
[Mug clatters softly]
That is oat.
I said cashew.
♪
♪
♪
♪
♪
♪
♪
♪
[Choir vocalizing]
♪
♪
♪
♪
♪
[Keyboard clacking]
♪
♪
♪
[Rhythmic knock on door,
door opens]
Hey. Um,
I made Orson some lunch,
so I'm just gonna take him
to school.
Okay? Good?
Yeah. That's great.
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
And, um,
we still need to talk.
When you're ready.
Yeah. We will.
[Clicks tongue] Mm.
[Sighs]
[Footsteps departing]
[Door closes]
[Whistling]
[Engine starts]
Yes.
Yes.
[Engine shuts off]
Hey.
What did we say
about listening to our bodies?
If you gotta go, go ahead.
You know
we're in no rush, right?
I took Mom's g*n.
What?
What do you mean?
I took Mom's g*n.
What do you mean,
you took Mom's g*n?
I took it. I'm sorry.
Orson, it's... it's not a toy.
That's an instrument of death.
I know. I know, I know.
I'm sorry.
Don't be sorry!
I...
I don't want to hear
that you're sorry. Okay.
Just, Orson, listen to me.
Put it back.
Just put it back.
I don't have it.
God!
I know! I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Jesus, Orson!
I-I was on the drugs.
I don't care!
And you were so right.
It's so poison.
I don't want to hear about the drugs!
It's poison.
I don't want to hear
about the tincture.
Okay, okay. I'm sorry. No.
This is the nightmare.
It's registered under my name.
It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.
I know where it is.
But... But what?
I might need you
to help me get it back.
Ohhhh.
Mm-hmm.
[Door opens]
[Door closes]
[Mug clatters softly]
Can I have a cup
of coffee?
You got it.
Thank you.
A dying breed is one soul
closer to extinction,
that's for sure.
Without men like him...
guys like him...
They were the glue, brother.
Messy and inefficient,
but for a long while there,
they kept everything
from coming apart,
men like that.
Tom knew the future was
no place for him.
Nothing sticks for you,
does it?
You don't mind
the dumpster fire.
Not if it's
in the rear view.
You just keep moving headlong, right?
You just...
The past has
no value for me.
Correct me if I'm wrong,
but wasn't Gabe going to give
money to Frances and James
of Wichita, Kansas?
Your wife's daughter's
grandparents.
Oh, good luck
outrunning that.
Okay.
Okey-dokey.
- Here you go.
Okay, look, I will tell you
what happened last night.
Cupertino offered me
$350 million for PINATA.
Okay, so they're scared.
They're terrified.
So this thing was
a hostage play?
"Pay me,
or the whole industry gets it"?
Is that what this is?
No.
All I knew was
if I could take the threats,
the hate, the ridicule, and
just survive and never go away,
they would have no choice
but to pay me.
Oh.
Congratulations, then.
I didn't say yes
to it yet.
I'll tell you the offer
I would take...
Hypergnosis acquires PINATA.
Apply the power
of our 360-degree profile engine
to the data of 16 million vets,
and, of course, the DNA profile
to millions and millions more...
I'm not paying $351 million.
It's yours for a dollar.
I'm sorry. Ours.
Because then I would get
my hat back.
Founder class shares
and options.
We do a sidecar deal
for Mixi.
And I am CEO again.
And we do what we planned.
And you and I
set off for domination station.
We break everything
worth breaking.
Give Big Tim a*s hives in
the shape of our grinning faces.
Not now. Not today.
[Breathes deeply]
I have to make a move
on this.
They're trying to save their way
of life by paying me off.
If I don't take it,
next step... They end me.
Unless I align with someone
with the resources
and the ba*ls to fight.
And then
we... we make the rules.
$1.
♪
You got my coffee?
Got your coffee.
♪
[Sighs]
♪
We could have set
the world on fire.
♪
[Choir vocalizing]
♪
[Door opens]
[Door closes]
♪
♪
♪
[Sighs]
[Cellphone buzzes]
♪
Hello?
Randi: Dr. Felder?
Joanne Felder?
Yes.
This is Special Agent
Randi Fleming with the FBI.
Do you have a moment to talk?
♪
Um...
♪
[Applause]
I want the audience
to shout out someone
that you want to get to know
better, someone in the room.
How about Duncan Park?
- Duncan Park!
- Duncan Park!
[Audience chanting]
Duncan Park! Duncan Park!
Duncan's always talking
about throughout the season
some version of falling on
your own d*ck.
In episode eight,
that's what he does.
♪
Harper,
Let's click grandparents.
Where in the world are we going?
We are going to Wichita, Kansas.
Who's in Wichita?
♪
Tech being married
to secrets and privacy,
I really wanted to show what
that pitfall might look like
and see Duncan fall into it.
♪
What?
You and Hamish.
Jamison is not
his daughter biologically,
and it's clear that Lili's
been waiting for this moment
and has been dreading
that moment.
I asked you a question.
[Whispers]
Please.
Just being there on the day,
Oh, God, the way
that Lucy Punch plays it...
[Voice cracking]
Please...
...was really something to see.
Lili Park-Hoffsteader!
[applause]
It's okay, just tell me
what it's all about.
Gary,
if you could just believe me,
it would make things
a lot... easier.
Okay.
I think
that Joanne is capable
of telling a very carefully
crafted narrative
for Gary's consumption.
We still need to talk
when you're ready.
Yeah. We will.
Gary leaves the season
not knowing
that the FBI called Joanne,
but you certainly see it
on Sarah Goldberg's face
when that call comes in.
Do you have a moment to talk?
Um...
This is going to be
a problem for her.
We're not going to be
giving our presentation anymore.
Okay. Yeah. Uh, why is that?
Uh, because what we needed
to happen already happened.
Martin finds out that Xander's
been licensed by Bardolph.
He's got two mortal enemies now,
because one of them
just f*cked him over
and the other one
was f*cking his wife.
Did the data ingestion happen?
All the vets, personnel files.
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, okay. Okay.
And now all of them
belong to him.
In the course of this story,
where we're always hinting at
the dangers of the tech world,
of what human fallibility
and blindness can lead to,
there had to be a cost.
He's gonna do what
I was going to do.
Just rent it out
to pharma lobbyist insurance.
And you and that
civil servant faith of yours
made it all possible.
I suppose if there's ever
a moment in the course
of this whole season
where I want people
to really think about something,
an issue,
if you treat these guys
like garbage,
who's going to want that job
that can do that job well
with the right intentions?
And it's, I think,
a fundamentally existential
question
that our society really
needs to be asking itself.
What do we do without guys
like that?
And you can't ask that question
without taking him away.
[Train alert ringing]
♪
[Train whistle blows]
[Gasps loudly]
[ Sobbing ]
As hard as it was to do...
I had to take him away so that
he understood the value of him.
Guys like him,
they were the glue, brother.
Tom knew the future
was no place for him.
Going forward,
even the hopeful stories
are going to be filled with
challenges.
- You got my coffee?
- Got your coffee.
When Duncan leaves Bardolph
and says we could have set
the world on fire.
And then Bardolph gets a dollar.
The price that Duncan offered
him for PINATA
and all the data from MYXY.
I think that we should feel
like they might just go do that.
♪
♪
♪
♪
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01x08 - Granfalloon
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In the bubble of Silicon Valley, the unorthodox relationship between a wannabe tech titan and his therapist illustrate the Valley's madness and failings.
In the bubble of Silicon Valley, the unorthodox relationship between a wannabe tech titan and his therapist illustrate the Valley's madness and failings.