04x06 - Episode 6

[bunniefuu]

-[suspenseful music playing]
-[peacock squawking]

-[Eric] I really like you a lot, Emma.
-[Emma] I like you a lot too.

[both chuckle]

Yeah.

-[Emma giggles]
-[chuckles]

-[Emma] Yeah.
-Yeah.

[Emma chuckles]

[music fades]

Um, do you wanna kiss?

Um…

[Emma chuckles]

Sure.

Yeah. All right.

Uh, should I just go for a cheek, or…?

Yeah, just whatever you wanna do.

-Okay.
-Yeah.

[Emma giggles]

It's okay.

-[giggling]
-[Eric chuckles]

Awesome.

-Awesome.
-[Emma] Yeah. [giggles]

-Wow.
-Yeah. Wow.

That was awesome.

-Totally.
-Yeah!

-[Eric chuckles]
-[chuckles] Yeah!

Yeah.

-[hopeful music playing]
-[Emma giggling]

[giggling continues]

Yeah.

-Awesome.
-Awesome. Yeah.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

[giggling] Yeah.

I finally got kissed!

-[Cian] Nice.
-[giggling] Yeah.

-[Cian] Congrats.
-Yeah. [chuckles]

-[Cian] You feeling good?
-Yeah. Feeling really good.

-[Cian] Was it a good kiss?
-Yes.

A lot of butterflies.

I'm happy. Very happy.

[giggling]

[hopeful music building]

[Emma] So that's what a kiss feels like.

[Eric] Oh yeah.
I… I thought it was awesome.

[Emma] I've always wanted to know
what that felt like.

[Eric] Nice.

[lively music playing]

[Dylan] A little nervous.

[narrator]
In Los Angeles,

Dylan is getting ready
to go on a date with someone new.

So do you know a little bit
of this new girl that you're gonna…?

[Dylan] No, it's a mystery.

It's gonna be a mystery.

Oh yes.

But it's gonna be fun.

Santa Monica Piers.

Fun, fun, fun.

[Dylan] Yes, I heard you, fun.
Ma'am, I have ears.

-[mom] So, Dylan…
-Yes, Mom. Um, yes, boss.

Did you tell Carolina at the first date
that… that she's the one?

Uh, yes, I did.

-[in Spanish] So what?
-[mom] Because…

[in English] I think
that's not a good idea to say, I guess.

[in Spanish] It's not appropriate.

[in English] It's not appropriate,
babe. Okay?

Why not appropriate?

-[in Spanish] Why's that?
-Because you need to know them…

[in English] We need to… [clears throat]
…know the person a little better.

A little better.
Yes. Thank you for the advice.

Not the first day that you meet someone.

[Dylan] Yes, Mother.

-[screams]
-[in Spanish] What's the matter?

-[in English] That thing scares me.
-Okay, Dylan.

Yes, boss.

[mom] Done. All set.

-Yes,
jefa
.
-Go change.

Okay. Let me get my clothes and…

[mom in Spanish] Get dressed up.

[in English] I'm happy for him.

I'm very happy.

It's, uh, a new opportunity?

-A new girl.
-Goodbye, precious girlfriend.

I'll be meeting… I'll be meeting
a new girl, and wish me luck.

No offense.

I'm ready to go, boss.

-Mom.
-Yes, Mom.

Yes, Mom Boss, and…

No. Mom. [giggling]

-I was joking here, woman.
-[mom giggling]

I know you're joking.
I know you're joking. I know!

-This is just too hard.
-[Dylan] Ready to go.

-Wish me luck.
-[mom] Good luck, Dylan.

Be sweet and nice.

[intriguing music playing]

[Dylan exhales]

Oh God, I'm nervous.

Oh God. Oh God.

Oh God.

I can't do this. I'm doing it for myself.

Oh God. My legs.

Oh dear God.

-[metal rattling]
-[yelps]

I'm just a little nervous right now.

-[Cian] What are you nervous about?
-Seeing this new girl.

Now, this is the moment of truth, people.

My frigging legs.

Dear God, I hope she's pretty.

No offense to you
if it's a brunette or ginger.

[music fades]

Oh dear God.

[pleasant music playing]

[June squeals excitedly]

There's birds! They're… They hatched!

-[chicks chirping]
-[June giggles]

See the birds?
The birds hatched. They're baby birds.

-Uh-huh.
-[James] No.

[James groans]

They're too young to eat, unfortunately.

-[June] James!
-[James] You're right.

Probably no meat on them.

James!
Stop talking about eating the birds.

Yes, I'm sorry. I, uh…
I'm sorry, Shelley. I just…

I can't give up meat and dairy.
I love meat and dairy too much.

They're baby birds.
They only hatched today.

Even when they're fully grown,
they won't have enough meat on them.

Stop saying that.

I'm sorry. Are you okay?
You're not upset, are you?

-No.
-No. You still love me, right?

-Yeah.
-Okay, good, good. Phew.

Good, good.

[Cian] Most importantly, James,
did they accept your offer on the house?

Oh, yes. No, no. So, unfortunately,
we did not get the house.

So sad about it.
I mean, I know it's very unfortunate.

It was at the very top
of your limit anyway.

Yes, they don't…
Nobody needs to know that, Mom.

That's why
you couldn't make an offer over.

I know. It's not the public's business.

Anyway, the house,
it… it would have been wonderful.

-[James] It was a nice house.
-I mean, it was a great house.

-How unfortunate.
-[June] It was.

I am devastated because, again,

the most important thing
in their life right now

is to get away from you and away from me.

-Dad! Dad, seriously?
-[Shelley giggling]

No, they've got to move out.

We're looking for our own house.
I don't like the way you phrase that.

-[Lawrence] Too bad.
-I'm doing my best. It's not my fault--

-I'm not blaming you for anything.
-Wait. Dude, chill out.

-[June] Stop.
-You need to calm down, Dad.

Oh, I've got to calm down.

-Dad!
-Move out, both of you.

Can you give it a… It's not my fault
that houses are more expensive.

-You're almost years old. [groans]
-I know. Please don't remind me.

[June] All right,
something will come up, okay?

[James groans]

Have a seat. So are you two excited?
You're heading off to Cape Cod?

Oh, yes, yes. I've been to Cape Cod,
but not recently,

and Shelley's never been,
so we are looking forward to it.

Jamie, how far down in the cape
are you going?

Falmouth. Falmouth.

Palmer?

-Falmouth.
-Oh, Falmouth.

-There's a lot to do in the Falmouth area.
-Yes, there is. Yes.

Can you ride a horse?

Oh, no, the only time…

Years ago,
when William and I were much younger,

our parents brought us to a farm
and let us ride on horseback.

But I wonder what horse meat tastes like.
It's probably red, like beef--

-James!
-[James] What?

-[Shelley giggling]
-Stop with the meat.

Yes, Mom.

-[Shelley] Shall we get going?
-[James] Yeah.

Anyway, was I going to say something else?

[June] I hope not.

[pleasant piano music playing]

-Ow! [giggling]
-Oh, Shelley, I'm sorry.

[chirping]

[James] I didn't know
the door was going to do that.

-I didn't upset you, did I?
-[Shelley] No.

All right. Phew.

[intriguing music playing]

[narrator]
In Las Vegas,

Logan is preparing for a visit
from a special guest.

Deodorant.

Oh my gosh. Ugh.
I got dog pee all over my sock.

I stepped in some dog pee over there
'cause my dog peed on the rug.

[Cian] Oh no.

I know. He just gets really messy.

-All right.
-[Cian] Tell me what's happening today.

I'm gonna clean my room,

and then I'm gonna go downstairs
and make my girlfriend chicken Parmesan.

That girl…

[romantic music playing]

…with the beautiful…

yellow in her hair.

I'm talking about Hailey, okay?

[Cian] Okay. So Hailey's coming over
to meet the family?

Yes, but

here's the thing, Sean. I…

-[Cian] It's Cian.
-I mean Cian. I gotta clean my room first.

Yeah, I do apologize, you guys.
It's usually not this messy.

-Oh! Goodness gracious.
-[intriguing music playing]

Oh God. Seriously, that's disgusting.

Think, Logan. When was the last time
you vacuumed that filthy, nasty floor?

Do it for Hailey.

Hey, hey, hey.

Sadie. Sadie, no.

Don't you dare go near the wires.

She comes in here when she's lonely.

She likes it here.

As you can see,

my room now smells like a forest.

[music fades]

Well, let us make the food.

[suave music playing]

So where do we begin?
What do you… what do you think?

Look, I have the recipe.

[music fades]

[Jocelyn] Come on over.
What are you gonna prepare for her?

A casserole dish and…?

-Yes.
-Wanna get all that?

-Mom, it's okay. I got it.
-Okay, I'll let you get it.

[Logan] If I need help, I'll tell you.
But I know how to cook pasta.

Okay, you can just leave that for now
'cause we're going to cook the pasta last.

Why don't you sit down
and let me do this part?

Okay. [giggling]

[mysterious music playing]

Uh-oh.

What am I doing?

Hello!

[Jocelyn giggles]

I was just cooking dinner
for my girlfriend.

Oh, okay.

You don't seem that enthused.
Are you nervous?

-Yeah, a little bit.
-[Neith] You look a little stressed.

I've never really cooked dinner for…

Oh, yeah, okay. That warrants--

…my girlfriend before.

Yeah, that warrants nervousness.
Well, do you want help?

I want to do it myself.

-But thank you.
-Okay.

[Logan] Hailey knows I'm a good cook,
and I'm going to prove it today.

[Neith] Okay.

-Don't… Yeah, evenly distribute.
-[Logan] I'm gonna do it. Okay.

All right. Now we get the cheese.

Spread out the sauce first though. Please.

[Logan] Let me take care of it.

-[Neith] Wait, Logan.
-[Logan] I got it.

I think I can do this part. Yes.

-[Neith] Okay.
-[Logan] All right. I got it, you guys.

-Oh sh**t.
-Where you going?

[Logan] I should have put this on
when I started cooking.

-[Jocelyn] Oh, that's right.
-[Neith] Oh, backwards.

-Don't care.
-[Neith] Okay.

This is some big step, Logan, right?

-You want everything to go well, and…
-It says I have to boil the pasta.

-[Jocelyn] What's the pot looking like?
-[Neith] It's not boiling.

[Logan] I'm the cook, so I'll decide.

It
is
boiling.

-No, it's not boiling.
-Yes, it is.

Oh. Okay.

No, you do what you please.

All right, it's…
Okay. I mean, yeah, it's not boiling.

[uneasy music playing]

-[Jocelyn] It's okay if you're nervous.
-[Neith] She's gonna be in your home.

[Jocelyn] Yeah, she's coming to our home.

That's a big thing.

[Neith] It's perfectly normal
to be nervous.

-Just cool down.
-[Jocelyn] Deep breath in.

Deep breath out.

I need to go outside real quick.

I need to go out. I'm gonna go
outside real quick, okay, you guys?

-[Neith] By yourself?
-[Logan] Just… just real quick, okay?

I have to do something real quick.

[door opens, closes]

I think he wants
everything to go… just right.

[music fades]

[lively orchestral music playing]

[narrator]
Connor, Georgie,
and Connor's mom, Lise,

are halfway through their London trip.

-A lot of good things came out of England.
-Queen.

The Beatles. Elton John.

-Ah, yes,
Sir
Elton John.
-Oh my gosh, that's right.

-And David Beckham is now Sir.
-Huh.

[gasps] What if you got knighted?

-[regal fanfare plays]
-[Lise] That would be amazing.

Sir Connor Tomlinson.

Has a nice ring to it.

How are you feeling about things
between you and Georgie?

I feel like we're pretty good.

Because I know when we talked
before the picnic that you guys had,

you were kind of unclear,
but you feel good?

-Yeah.
-You feel really clear?

-I think so.
-Okay, good. That's good.

-Yeah.
-Don't be afraid to talk about that stuff.

-Mm-hmm. Yep.
-But when you're here, just have a blast.

Looks like a good day for a walk
through merry old London.

I'm worried the hat's gonna be too much.

-It's gonna be fine, Mom.
-All right.

It's just a thick fabric.

-I mean, you look the part.
-Thank you.

You need, like, a walking stick
and Wellington boots on.

Or perhaps a Windsorman Deluxe.

Fine…
London's finest umbrella on the market.

[chuckles]

[gasps] You know
what else I'd like to show Georgie?

-What?
-The Tower of London.

Didn't they stick heads up on pikes?

Yeah, on the walls.

-That's a bit dramatic.
-[Connor] It's terrifying.

[tense orchestral music playing]

[Connor] This place gives me the willies.

Georgie, look.

The White Tower.

William the Conqueror built that.

It does look like a castle in appearance,
but this is actually a prison.

Dun, dun, dun!

-Is it still a prison?
-[Connor] Not today.

Let me tell you, to some people,
this place was hell on earth.

These were dark times, Georgie.

Dark times.

Question. Did you ever dream
of being a princess when you grew up?

-[whimsical music playing]
-A few times.

Me, I… I dreamt of being a blacksmith.

-I could see that in you.
-Yeah.

I would make weapons
and tools of great beauty.

If I was a princess in distress,
would you come and save me?

Perhaps I would,
with a sword of my own creation.

A blacksmith who becomes a knight.

Georgie, look. A yeoman.

Huh?

That's one of the yeomen.
That's not a costume.

That's an actual military uniform.

The Bloody Tower.

This is where King Richard III m*rder*d
his two young nephews.

He was a deranged maniac.

Psychotic, ruthless, tyrannical.

Can you imagine being locked in this tower

and mercilessly slaughtered
by your own uncle?

No.

[intriguing music playing]

-Wow.
-Ooh.

Look at this. This must be the armory.

My God.

There's armor here from different eras.

With different sizes too.

[Connor] Look, the Dwarf and the Giant.

[Georgie] That tiny outfit
is so fun-looking.

My God, look at the size
of these greatswords.

[Georgie] Baby cannons.

[Connor chuckles]

Just because something's small
doesn't necessarily make it a baby.

That is not a living thing,
so it's not a baby.

Is a g*n a baby cannon?

Well, it depends on what kind of g*n.

If it's a handgun and it's pretty,

then it's a baby g*n.

-[Connor chuckles]
-[giggles]

That's… that's ridiculous.

-What?
-I don't mean that as an insult.

If they're tiny, they're babies.

-[Connor] Like, I--
-[baby voice] Like me. I'm just a baby.

[chuckles] Georgie,
you are a -year-old woman.

[Georgie chuckles]

-Oh, wow, look at all the horses.
-Wow.

-I think this is my favorite room now.
-Wow.

This is Henry VIII? [chuckles]

-My God, was he girthy.
-[chuckles]

[Connor chuckles]

My God, is that really how big
his ding-a-ling was?

[Georgie snickers]

-I hope not!
-[both chuckle]

Oh man, Hank, your poor wives.

[Georgie giggling]

[raven caws]

[Connor] Corvus corax, the common raven,
smartest of all birds.

[mysterious music playing]

This is where they performed
most of the executions.

Yikes.

They were all put to the axe
or, in some cases, the sword.

-[Georgie] Creepy.
-[ravens squawking]

Now the carrion birds circle this place,

no doubt sensing the spirit of death
that was once here.

[Georgie] Shall we get going?

[Connor] Yes, I'd rather like
to leave this place

as it gives me feelings of dread.

[music fades]

[upbeat music playing]

[Dylan] Hello,
kingdom of the entire world.

This is your mayor speaking.

Of the world of, um, whatever this is.

I'm just a little nervous by now
to see this woman.

[uneasy music playing]

Dear God, I hope she's pretty.

No offense to you
if it's a brunette or ginger.

Oh dear God.

[suspenseful music playing]

[narrator]
Dylan is meeting Melissa.

-She likes playful cats.
-[meows]

And action movies.

-[man grunts]
-[man screams]

[narrator]
She doesn't like dog racing
or people chewing loudly in the cinema.

[Dylan] Oh God.
Thank you, God. She's pretty.

Uh, hi.

-Hi.
-My name's Melissa. What's your name?

-Dylan.
-Dylan?

-Yes, hi, Melissa.
-Nice to meet you. Hi, nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you, Melissa.
-Um…

So I love your shirt.
It's so nice. It's with flowers, right?

Thank you. I appreciate it.

-Oh, that's… You're welcome.
-I love yours too.

Oh, thank you.

-You like cats? I can see that.
-Yes, I like cats, and I like dogs.

-Interesting. Dogs, you said.
-Yes.

Dogs could be a little barky,
but interesting, matter of fact.

Yeah. Um…

Um… I'm, like, very nervous.

Me too.

[giggling] Yeah.

Um, and…

Uh…

So… so, one question, do you like to sing?

-Oh yes. I like to sing too.
-You love to sing?

-You do? Oh, me too. I love to sing.
-Yeah.

-[Dylan] Oh my God.
-Yeah.

-Interesting.
-[Melissa] Yeah.

Would you like to ask me another question?

-What I can ask you?
-[Melissa] Um…

I don't know,
anything you wanna get to know me about.

So, yes. Um…

Um…

-Should we walk, my lady? Here?
-Yes, of course. I would like to walk.

Okay. Remember, Dylan,
this is a real thing.

-[Melissa] Huh?
-[Dylan] Nothing.

-This way.
-[Melissa] Okay.

[pleasant piano music playing]

-So cool, right? Do you have any--
-[Dylan] Yeah. Oh, there's bubbles there!

[Melissa chuckles]
Do you have any siblings?

[Dylan] My brother, yeah.
He's from my dad's side.

What about you?
Please say no. Please say no.

-I have two brothers.
-Oh, interesting.

[Melissa] Do you know
how to speak Spanish?

-[Dylan] Yes.
-Oh, okay.

[Dylan] My mom is from Guatemala
and my dad from Salvador,

so I come from the Hispanic universe.

[Melissa] Oh wow.
It's so beautiful, isn't it?

[Dylan] Feel that cool breeze in here.

[Melissa] If you don't mind me asking,
uh, what kind of disability do you have?

-Disability?
-Yeah, I have autism.

-[Dylan] Me too.
-You have autism too?

-[Dylan] Yeah.
-Oh, okay. That's so cool.

-Yes, sir. Um, yes, ma'am.
-[Melissa giggles]

"Yes, sir"!

[upbeat fairground music playing]

[electricity buzzing]

Hello.

-[machine]
Come on over and let Zoltar…
-You go first, my lady.

-Okay.
-You're first, my lady.

-Okay. Um…
-You go first, my lady.

Yes, of course. [giggles]

All right.

[suspenseful music playing]

[machine]
Zoltar, the great gypsy,
at your service. Listen carefully.

It is better to keep your mouth shut
and be thought a fool

than to open it and remove all doubt.

-What do you mean, sir?
-[Melissa] I don't know. Okay.

Um… Okay. Okay.

"The love of your life
is closer than you think."

[tense music playing]

Oh God.

[poignant piano music playing]

[Cian] Do you think Logan's okay?

Sometimes he just gets a little frazzled
if he's overstressed.

-He gets on the defense a bit. Yeah.
-Yeah, defensive. Yeah, that's it.

[Logan] Come on, Logan.
What are you doing?

Why are you getting upset with them?
They didn't… You know…

And you're supposed to be happy.
You got a girl coming over.

And I really do like Hailey.

She's the most wonderful girl
in the world.

-[door opens]
-[Logan] Oh. Um…

So, you guys… [chuckles]

…nice to get fresh air, huh?

[Jocelyn chuckles]

-Phew. That's all right.
-I was just taking a deep breath.

Okay. Hey, that's good.

[exhaling slowly]

-[Logan] I'm starting to feel better.
-[Neith] Right on.

[pleasant music playing]

[Jocelyn] You look better.
You look more relaxed.

-How about a hug?
-[Neith] Okay, make it quick.

[Logan exhales sharply]

I don't want Hailey to think
I'm not professional.

It's fine.
This happens in relationships too.

You gotta learn
to work through these feelings.

[Jocelyn] Does a hug make you feel better?

-Yes, it does.
-[Jocelyn] It does, huh?

[Logan] Oh, yeah, I almost forgot.

Uh, here's some rules.
You cannot embarrass me.

Don't talk about my baby pictures.

Don't ask if I've brushed my teeth
two times a day,

which I have been doing, by the way.

-And…
-Why would we ask you about your…

Do not talk about my hair,
'cause it's already nice.

I took a shower today.

Okay. No hair, no dentist talk.

-[Jocelyn] No embarrassing moments.
-No baby pictures.

Seriously, I have been brushing them
two times a day.

Logan, you act like I'm your dentist.
I'm not. I do not ask about your teeth.

I think the timer's gone off.

What I'm trying to say
is don't embarrass me.

[Jocelyn] How's it looking?
Maybe we need to turn it around.

[Logan] Mom, if we turn it around,
It's gonna be chicken Parme-nothing.

[suspenseful music building]

-[knocking on door]
-[barking]

[Logan] I'll get it.

Okay, move aside, you guys.

[dogs barking]

Hailey, oh my gosh.

-[Hailey] Hey!
-[Logan] How are you doing?

[Logan] Sorry, those are my dogs.
Do you wanna come inside?

[Hailey] Of course. Of course.

[Logan] Watch out for my dogs.
They're… they're loud.

-[Hailey] Uh-huh.
-[Neith] Come here.

-You look really nice today.
-Thanks.

-Hi!
-Hey!

-I'm Logan's sister.
-Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Hailey.

Hi, Hailey. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too.

[Neith] I see you have cookies.

Yeah, my mom made them,
so I brought it for you guys.

[Neith] Aww.

Hi, I'm Hailey.

Nice to meet you, Hailey.
I'm Jocelyn, Logan's mother.

-[Jocelyn] You made cookies?
-[Neith] Why are you behind me?

-[Logan] I'm nervous.
-[Jocelyn chuckles]

-I've never done this.
-That's okay. You're fine. You're fine.

Let me take that from you, Hailey.

-That's very nice.
-[Hailey] You're welcome.

So… who's hungry?

-[Jocelyn chuckles]
-I mean, Hailey, how are you doing?

-[Hailey] Doing good.
-Not, um…

I love your shirt.

Thank you. [chuckling]

So, um…

I'm hungry. What's for dinner?

Oh, chicken Parmesan.

-Ooh, chicken Parmesan.
-[Jocelyn] Mmm.

My favorite Italian dishes.

-Oh, not him peeing on the rug!
-[Hailey chuckles]

[Logan] Oh, Bam Bam, are you serious?

-Sorry. I'm so sorry.
-[Neith] He's a puppy, so he's…

[Hailey] Next time,
they take them to outside.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bam Bam, do you need outside?

That wasn't cool.
All right, uh, let's eat.

[Logan] Hailey, now that's out of the way,

let me take care of the food,
and you guys relax.

[upbeat orchestral music playing]

[Logan] Neith, it's okay. I got it.

-[Neith] Yeah.
-[Logan] It's hot.

-Good. Okay. All right.
-I got it.

Here you go, Hailey.

-Here you go, Mom.
-[Jocelyn] Thank you.

-So nice to finally meet you, Hailey.
-[music ends]

We've heard so much about you.

Logan's talked about you often.

Seems like you've had some fun dates.

-[Hailey] Yeah.
-Yeah?

-It was fun.
-Yeah?

-Shall we dig in?
-Let's eat.

Logan, let's try it
and see how it came out.

[Jocelyn] Yeah.

This is tasty, Logan.

-[Logan] Thanks, Mom.
-I like it. [chuckles]

Wait, Hailey, what do you think?

[Hailey] Hmm?

What do you think?

[Hailey] Mm. [clears throat]

That's really good. That's good Parm.

-See? There you go, Logan.
-Compliments to the chef.

I made it just for you
'cause I know how much you… you like it.

Mm. That's good. Tasty!

[Neith and Jocelyn chuckle]

Did, uh, Logan tell you that we're twins?

We… we're twins.

-Twins?
-[Neith] Yeah.

Same as my dad and uncle.

Oh, your dad and uncle are twins?

-Yeah, my dad had a twin.
-[Neith] Oh.

I was going to say, Hailey, I…
You smell really nice today, Hailey.

-Thanks.
-[Neith giggles]

But what I should be saying
is, um, that… that… that's my mom.

-[Jocelyn chuckles]
-And I can see you've already met her.

[Neith and Jocelyn chuckle]

-You nervous, Logan?
-A little bit.

-Well, relax.
-Yeah, just relax.

-No need to be nervous.
-Just take a deep breath.

-[Neith] Mm-hmm.
-Anything for you.

[both laughing]

If I'm staring at you way too much,
I can stop.

-Okay…
-It's just you look so beautiful.

Thanks.

[Logan] Do you ever do your hair?

Oh, I usually do the… straighten my hair.

-Most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
-I have blonde highlights.

Cute. Yeah, looks cute.

You're the most beautiful blonde…
I mean, your hair,

your beautiful blonde…
blonde hair… hair looks…

Your beautiful blonde hair looks…

-Breathe. You're okay.
-Yeah.

-Chill.
-[Jocelyn] Deep breaths.

-Deep breath. Deep breath.
-Yeah.

Your beautiful brown…
blonde hair looks nice.

[playful musical sting plays]

Mm. Thanks.

[pleasant music playing]

[narrator]
In Plant City,
Madison is getting ready

to celebrate a milestone
in her relationship.

So today is
my one-year anniversary with Tyler,

which is hard to believe.

I've never had a boyfriend until Tyler,

and I never thought I'd make it this far.

Yes. I'm starting
to get emotional over it.

[sniffles]

I'm just thinking about all these proms
that I was never asked to,

and now I'm with this guy
that I spend a lot of time with.

-[Cian] What's happening today, Madison?
-I have no idea what Tyler's planned.

All I know is it's a surprise,
is all I know.

I'm just… I'm just wondering, like…
just hope it's something romantic.

[Cian] Are you bringing
any dolls with you?

-No.
-[Cian] Really?

Yes, I'm done with that.

-[Cian] Not a single doll?
-No.

-[music fades]
-[Cian] That's a big change, isn't it?

'Cause those days are over.

[whispers] Those days are over for me.

[cell phone ringing]
♪
Jingle all the way
♪

Hello! Happy anniversary.

[Tyler]
Happy anniversary, my love.
Are you excited about today?

I am.
I have no idea what your surprise is.

[Tyler]
Well, just meet me
at Sunken Gardens, and you'll find out.

Oh my God, our… where we had
our very first date a year ago today.

[Tyler]
Yes, ma'am.

I can't believe one year later
and back to the same spot.

-[Tyler]
That's right.
-Yes.

[Tyler]
All right. Love you.

-Love you. Bye.
-[Tyler]
Bye.

[romantic music building]

-[Madison] Bye.
-Heading out?

-[Madison] Yes, heading out.
-All right, have fun.

Thank you.

-[man] He's gonna love his gifts.
-Of course.

[refined orchestral music playing]

[Connor] The rose garden.

Fancy.

I think the queen used to come here
with her corgis.

[Georgie] Look at
the different color roses.

[Connor] Oh, lovely.

Now you just imagine all the bees
going to work pollinating all these.

A beautiful fountain.

I think that's Artemis,
the goddess of the hunt.

She was often depicted with a bow
and water spirits.

I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne.

"Let my armies be the rocks and the trees
and the birds in the sky."

Charlemagne, the first Holy Roman Emperor,
said it.

[music fades]

-Did you have a good time today, Georgie?
-I did. Very much so.

This was… This was great.

I'm so glad that I got to show you
all the best sights in London.

Trafalgar Square, Buckingham Palace,

and the River Thames.

That was fun.

Best part, getting to be with you,
here with the flowers.

[giggles] Thank you.

-Of course!
-[both chuckling]

[romantic music playing]

[Georgie] Mm… wah.

[Connor] Mm. [chuckles]

It's been fun.

Yeah, it has.

[sighs]

So much we've done together,
hope to do more in the future.

[gasps] Look, a ladybug!

-Yeah.
-[Connor] Get the ladybug.

Ta-da!

[Connor] Anyway.

feels like only yesterday
we met at Piedmont Park

for that croquet game.

[Georgie gasps] Another ladybug!

It's kind of giant for a ladybug.

Boom.

[uneasy music playing]

[sighs]

Georgie, what I feel for you now,
I… I've never felt before.

And you make me realize…

I feel new things when I'm around you.

I feel, well, nervous sometimes,

but also calm at the same time.

And… [sighs]

Well, I'm glad
to finally feel these things

because of you.

-[giggles] Pigeon on cue!
-[cooing]

Oh my God,
that's a fat pigeon right there. [giggles]

Is that a pigeon?

Oh, it's a dove! It's a love dove!

Love doves are usually white
and come in pairs.

[Georgie] Well,
our love dove is a unique love dove.

[Connor] Well, anyway, so…

[sighs] You know, Georgie, when we fir…

During our first few dates,
I couldn't tell…

I couldn't read your signals,

whether you were being
hot or cold with me.

I couldn't tell
one minute if you're joking

or another if you're serious.

Nnngh! [giggles]

See?

[chuckling] Okay, okay, I'm done.

[playful string music playing]

Power nap for you real quick.

-Georgie…
-[chuckling]

[Connor] Come on.

[bee buzzing]

I'm glad it didn't rain today.

Me too.

[ethereal music playing]

Hey, look. That one looks
like a heart. Choot-choot.

Heart cloud.

[Connor] Where?

I don't see any heart cloud.

[Georgie] Right there.

Well, now it broke in half.

Oh.

[music fades]

[pleasant music playing]

-[Melissa] Okay, let's sit on the bench.
-[Dylan] Good idea, my lady.

Okay.

-This is beautiful, huh? There's a boat.
-[Melissa] So nice. The breeze.

So is this your first date?

I've been dating with other girls,
but none of them suit them for me.

So you've had experience on other dates?

-Yes. What about you?
-[Melissa] Oh, okay.

[chuckling] I mean, no.

No. [giggles]

This is my first one.

-Uh…
-That's okay.

Um…

And it's going pretty well.
You're a really cool person.

-Thank you. Thank you, Melissa.
-Yeah.

Of course. Do you wanna ask me a question?

Oh, yes. Um… how's your family doing?

Um, well, I love my mom
because she's been there my whole life.

-Interesting.
-Um, she's a single mother.

-I love her so much. Yeah.
-Yes. Me too. I love my mom too.

We both have single mothers.
We have something in common.

Yeah, that's cool.

What else do you wanna talk about?

-Um…
-Um… [giggles]

Have you seen
Despicable Me
?

-Yes, I've seen
Despicable Me
.
-Which one? The first one or all of them?

Please say all of them. Please say
all of them. Please say all of them.

-Um…
-Please say all of them.

-I saw all of them.
-Oh thank God!

Good. So my favorite part
is the fourth one. You know why?

They sing that song "Everyone Wants to
Rule the World" by Tears for Fears.

That's one of
my favorite go-to party songs.

That's so cool.

Do you like candies?

Please say no. Please say no.

Do I like candies?

-Yes. Please say no. Please say no.
-Um…

-Depending. Uh…
-sh*t.

[Melissa] Oh, look. Do you wanna try the…?

-Yes. Excuse me. Can you draw our faces?
-Oh yeah.

Welcome. Of course.
Have a seat, guys. Have a seat.

-Okay. Thank you.
-[Dylan] Thank you, sir.

Jeez, what have I done?

-[Melissa] Huh?
-[Dylan] Nothing.

[artist] Okay.

Are you guys going on a date?

-Yes, sir.
-Yes.

Okay. How long
have you guys been together?

-We just met.
-Oh, today?

-Yes, sir.
-Wow.

Melissa's first date.

What is the first thing
that you say to Melissa?

-When you saw her.
-"Melissa." Um… "Hello."

"Hello"?

Yes, I said hello. She said hello back.

-[Melissa] Yeah.
-Oh, okay.

You guys look super cute.

Thank you.

Okay. Three, two, one. It's time to share.

Oh my God.
It's over the moon or something.

-That is funny. [giggles]
-Dear God.

Jesus. Good golly.

-It does look like me a bit.
-Yeah.

[both] Thank you!

I'm so moved by the loving energy
from you guys.

-Thank you.
-Thank you so much.

[Dylan] This is so weird.

[gentle music playing]

[hesitating] So,
how do you think the date went?

-It's very good. I like it.
-[Melissa] You did like it?

Yeah. When are we gonna do…
I'm so happy we could do this.

-Yeah. You're a really sweet guy.
-Thank you.

[Melissa] Yeah, of course.

Do you wanna go on a second date?

Uh…

Uh…

I would love to go
on a second date with you.

-Oh my God. Yes.
-I would like to get to know you more.

-[Dylan] Uh-huh.
-Yeah.

-Oh, thank you. I appreciate that.
-Of course. No problem.

[Dylan] Aw.

-Yeah.
-Should we hug?

Yes. I would love to hug. Side hug.

-Thank you.
-[Melissa] Okay.

Bye-bye.

[Dylan] Oh my!

She's beautiful.

-[hopeful music building]
-[roller coaster riders screaming]

-Hello!
-Hi, Dylan!

-Hi, Mom… Mother.
-How was it?

Hi,
mi amor
.

[in Spanish] How was it?

[in English] Good, and
muy bien
.

[in Spanish] How was the girl?

All good.

[in English] Her name is Melissa,
and she's from Mexico.

-You should speak Spanish with her.
-Yes.

Great. And she was happy?

Happy. We can go to a second date again.

-Ooh!
-Yes.

That's awesome.

-Yes, you're happy.
-That's good to hear.

[mom] Oh, you're happy.
And I'm happy for you too.

[chuckling] Yes.

-Are you ready to go?
-Ready to go. Yeah, let's go.

-Let's go.
-Let's go.

[music fades]

[jazzy rock music playing]

[narrator]
In Massachusetts,

James and Shelley are on their way
to Cape Cod.

[James] I'm very excited about this trip.
Aren't you, I hope?

I'm looking forward
to seeing the lighthouse.

-And swimming in the sea.
-Right, right. Exactly, right.

-[James] Oh, very much so. Yes.
-Yeah.

[James] I'm almost like a fi…

I don't wanna brag,
but I used to swim a lot.

When we had a swimming pool, I swam a lot.

I mean, I'm not Michael Phelps level,
but I think I'm pretty good at swimming.

It's like riding a bicycle.
Once you learn, you never forget how.

Anyway, so you don't mind
if I brush my hair, do you? No?

-No.
-[James] Okay, good.

Ooh, yowza!

[mellow rock music playing]

[James] What? Where are the hotel rooms?

-[Shelley] We're going to our rooms.
-[James] What's all back that way?

[groans]

-Those bags are not too heavy, are they?
-[Shelley] No.

-Oh wow. This is nice.
-Ooh, not too bad. Wow.

They sure are going all in
with the nautical theme,

that's for certain. Yes, yes.

[music fades]

Ooh, overlooks the beach. How nice.

I wish they had better blinds,
but not too bad.

-[intriguing music playing]
-Not too bad at all. Yes.

Oh, not bad.
Ooh, do they do this for all the guests?

-[Shelley] Oh wow. This is nice.
-I would have to imagine so.

They would have to do this for everyone.

We'll have to clear away all this
before we sleep tonight.

Yes, it's our responsibility
to clear away all this stuff.

[Shelley] What do we do with all of this?

[James] We'll throw these outside
on the beach or something.

Yeah, they can't possibly
complain about that.

I'm gonna turn off the…
We don't need these lights on.

Good, they're LEDs. I can tell from the…
An incandescent would be much hotter.

Incandescents waste


[music fades]

[James sighs]

-Okay, so now what?
-We will have to get changed.

-But we can't change in front of everyone.
-Yeah, this isn't a peep show, you know.

And…

Okay, excellent. All right.

Let's enjoy the ocean…
the fresh ocean water now.

-Ah! Oh!
-[buoyant music playing]

[huffs] Ah! Aaah!

How nice, Shelley. Isn't this great?

Good, good, good. Is the umbrella
providing you with sufficient coverage?

-Yes.
-Beautiful.

-How about for you?
-Oh, yes, great. Feel the breeze.

Feel that ocean spray, you know.

[upbeat music playing]

[both shouting playfully]

[James] What's up with all this seaweed?

I knew there was gonna be seaweed,
but this much?

That's a lot of seaweed.

James!

Stop!

There. Not bad, right?

What's going on? What's going on?

[Shelley giggles]

You're so funny.

I love you, Shelley. Please…

[James moaning softly]

[grunts] Oh.

[Shelley giggling]

-Shelley, I'm sorry!
-Oh, James!

Shelley, I'm sorry. I'm not trying
to drown you, I swear. I swear to God.

-You trying to drown me?
-No, I'm not.

I swear to God,
I'm not trying to drown you.

[seagulls calling]

[music fades]

[jazzy music playing]

-Oh, have you ever done any sports?
-Oh yeah, I do love sports.

-Okay.
-[Hailey] I watch the football seasons.

Oh, okay, nice.

Yeah, Miami Dolphins is my favorite teams.
What is your favorite sports teams?

-Um…
-[music stops]

I usually don't watch sports, Hailey.

But

I…

I… I have the Sonic game.

I mean, uh…

You don't… you don't have to watch sports.
But that's okay though.

-She'll show you her favorites.
-I'll show you what the sports is.

Like, they have baseball,
basketball, soccer, horse racing,

and so many other sports you watch.

-[Jocelyn] Mm-hmm.
-[Logan] Oh-h*, okay.

You maybe come over to my house
and watch any sports you like.

-Yay!
-[Logan] I would love that, Hailey.

Sometime. You know, when you're not busy.

Well, it's my last day of work tomorrow.

-Oh, really?
-Yeah.

If you want to come over to my house
to meet my parents.

[Logan] Okay.

Gosh, Hailey, I cannot wait for you
to come to my room and see

what I have.

Remember that time I told you Thomas the…

Yeah, I'm gonna let you…

I'm just gonna let… I'm just gonna wait
till we're done eating.

[intriguing music playing]

-Actually, we're already done eating.
-[Neith and Jocelyn chuckle]

-Okay.
-[Neith] That's your cue.

So, um… follow me.

[Hailey] Okay.

[Jocelyn chuckles]

-I love her.
-[chuckling] I do too!

-She's so pretty.
-[Jocelyn] Very pretty girl. Yeah.

And Logan's just staring at…
because she's…

-Yeah. Aw.
-'Cause it's, like…

-So enamored.
-Yeah.

I get it. I actually get it. I do.

[suspenseful music playing]

Okay. So this is my room.

Huh.

Lot of… lots of toys.

[Logan] Yep.

[Hailey] There's so many stuffs.

-You seem a messy boy.
-Yeah.

I apologize about the socks.

The reason they're there
is because there was dog pee on the floor,

and I accidentally stepped on it.
I had to wait for them to dry.

[Hailey] Okay.

[sighs]

Just give me the truth.
Is it… bad or is it…

[Hailey] Um…

Man, your room is really a mess.

I know. I…
I'll try to clean it better next time.

[Hailey] There's so many messy.

You know, Hailey, I, um…
I feel really ashamed. I…

One time, there was a c*ck
that came into my room, and I had to…

Oh God.

You know, I used to be so… clean
after that day and now…

Hailey, I'm not… not one of those guys
who… who keeps a messy room.

-I'm not them.
-Hmm.

I could teach you
how to learn clean your room.

[Logan] Okay, I would like that.

Pick up your toys. Throw the trash away.

Reorganize and organizing your stuff.

Just anything you want.

I can teach you. I'll teach you.

Please do. 'Cause I want you to know
I'm very… I'm a very clean person.

Good. Do your best you can, clean boy.

I will. I will.

[music fades]

[mysterious music playing]

[Connor] You know how long ago,

people found guilty of witchcraft
were persecuted?

Do you think
they would have burned me at the stake

if I lived back then?

They probably would've burned me
for having an imagination.

They did that to anyone
who either behaved strangely

or didn't conform
to the codes of the colony.

Those Puritan colonists
and their heads full of such nonsense.

[Lise] I'm so glad you're around, dude.

So last day in England.

It's been a whirlwind.

Sure has.

Have you learned some things
about each other that were surprising?

Well… [clicks tongue]
…a few surprises, yes.

Georgie, um, jokes a lot.

But I'm not…
not holding that against her. It's…

Let's just say
we have different types of humor.

So you don't really get
some of her jokes or her… her…

[Connor] No, not really.
I don't get them sometimes.

Or it's like she playfully teases me
and I… Well, I just don't get it.

You've always kind of struggled,
even with your siblings, that…

Most of the jokes I heard growing up
were pranks.

On me. Like, for example,

if I was told the house was on fire
or one of the dogs was dying…

Who told you that stuff?

[Connor] Can you think of no one?

Jack.

So do you feel like her jokes
are kind of like Jack's

and you don't get them?

Kind of.

[Lise] And you're getting frustrated
like you do with Jack?

-Yeah.
-[Lise] Okay.

Do you think
that you could be a little more flexible

in trying to understand
other people's senses of humor?

I think so. Another example.

When Georgie and I were in Hyde Park,

I was trying to be romantic,

but it seemed like
she was more transfixed by the honeybees

and the ladybugs than she was with me.

How'd that make you feel?

Like I was invisible.

Are you feeling again like you were
when we talked a while back

about, you know,
where do I stand, mixed messages?

I mean, you know,
I do think she likes you,

but this is, like,
the adulting crap of relationships.

Yeah.

This is where it gets real, being on trips

and having to really be next to somebody
all the time.

That's when you figure out
if this is your person.

-Yeah.
-[Lise] Right?

If it comes up at lunch and you wanna say,

"Hey, Georgie, this is kind of the stuff
that confuses me…"

Yeah, I could run away from my problems,
but that's not gonna help me.

No. You just have to tell
your partner your needs,

and then it's up to them to hear it
and hopefully accommodate it.

Equally, you do the same for them.

Yeah.

Give it here. I love you, man.

Love you too.

[rhythmic thumping]

Oh bloody hell. What is that?

[rhythmic thumping]

Is there an argument or something?
I mean, seriously,

what is all that banging?

Well, it could be arguing
or something else.

-Yeah.
-[Lise chuckles]

We
are
in a hotel.

-Yeah, we are.
-[rhythmic thumping]

-Oh!
-[Lise laughs]

Oh, uh… I… I see what you mean.

[Lise laughs]

[pleasant music playing]

Waiting on a woman.

[squawks]

[Cian] What's going through your mind?

I love Madison. She's the best thing
that's ever happened to me.

I can't wait to see her.

-Happy anniversary, my love.
-Well, happy anniversary.

-The spot where I was one year ago.
-Yeah.

-I love you.
-Love you.

Right where we first laid eyes
on each other one year ago.

[Tyler] Absolutely.

-Hard to believe one year has flown.
-Time flies when you're having fun.

And I've had so much fun with you.

-It's been so much fun this last year.
-Yes.

-Yes.
-[chuckling]

[Madison] Yes.

Yes. I don't know what the surprise
that you have in store for me is today.

You're about to find out.

-Yes.
-You wanna find out right now?

-Yeah, I'm ready to find out.
-Let's go.

Let's go.

[intriguing music playing]

[Madison] One year later.

-[festive music playing]
-Wow, it's the wedding lawn!

-[Tyler] It is. And look.
-Oh my God.

Oh my God!

It's Christmas in July.

[Tyler] Yes!

[Madison] I'll have to put these gifts
under the tree, I guess.

[Tyler] Yep, that's right.

-You on that side. I'll sit on this side.
-Sure. The side closest to the gifts.

That's right.

-I can't believe it's been a year.
-I know.

We were standing on this wedding lawn

after we laid eyes on each other
for the first time.

I know.
And I knew that day I found the one.

Me too. Then little did we know

we'd be having our first kiss at the beach
not long afterwards.

That's… that… Tell you the truth,

that's the first time I ever kissed a girl
and realized that was the one.

I never was interested in dating at all
until… until we started dating.

I know.

I wasn't much of a dater either, you know.

I'd always been into
The Bachelor
,

and I even forgot
that I watched
Love Island

when I was in college.

Yeah, well,
the difference between us and them

is we don't cuss
and start drama with other people.

We ain't about the drama here.

No, no, siree.

-How about we open up some presents?
-Let's do it.

-Oh, this is nice!
-Look at the back.

-[Tyler] Oh, it's the day we first met.
-I wonder what's in this.

Wonder if it's an American Girl doll.

-A cowgirl hat.
-You're my cowgirl sweetheart, Madison.

-It's a white one.
-[Tyler] Yep.

-Thank you very much for the gifts.
-[Tyler] Thank you for mine.

[music fades]

-Love you.
-Love you.

-You wanna see what's in the mailbox?
-Let's go look.

Yeah.

[suspenseful music playing]

[Madison] I wonder what this is.

[Tyler] Have to find out.

"Dearest Madison, I knew in my heart
when I met you, I…"

[tearfully] "…that I found someone
special, unique, and precious."

"With this being
our one-year… anniversary,

I would like to give you a gift…"

[sniffles] "…to express
just how much you mean to me."

"From the moment I met you,
I knew I had met my person,

and I don't want to wait another moment
to let the world know just how I feel."

"We can call it Christmas in July
from now until forever."

I love you, Tyler.

[sniffles] I love you.

And, Madison,

Proverbs : says,

"For who can find a virtuous woman…"

-I can't believe this.
-"…for her price is far above rubies."

-I can't believe this.
-Madison, my love…

-I can't believe this. I can't believe it.
-[chuckling]

…you are priceless, and I know I found
a virtuous woman in my heart.

I love you so much.

I can't believe it.
I can't believe it. I can't believe it.

Madison Marilla.

-I can't believe it! I can't believe it!
-Will you marry me?

-Yes. This is the easiest yes.
-[delighted laughter]

I can't… I can't… I can't believe this.
I can't… I can't believe it.

I can't believe this.

[Tyler] Whoo!

I can't believe this.
I can't believe this!

I can't believe this.
I can't believe this!

-[Tyler laughing]
-I can't believe it.

-[laughing delightedly]
-I can't believe this!

[Tyler laughing tearfully]

I love you.

[Madison] I love you.

[Tyler sobbing]

[intriguing music playing]

[music fades]