02x04 - The Yuck Factor

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[SINGING] Here we go,
we're getting on the road

till we stop and
then we'll shop.

So one, two, three
now baby, here we go.

Here we go, here we go,
on a mission undercover

and we're in control.

Here we go, here we
go, we're totally spies

and get on with the show.

Here we go, here
we go, here we go.

Another late night.

There are days I wish
I weren't divorced.

[yawning]

I should have gone into motel
management like mother wanted.

I--

[gasp]

What is the meaning of--

[gasp]

[moaning]

[bell ringing]

PROFESSOR WALSH:
And in the stomach,

food particles are
churned with acid

until everything liquefies.

Ew.

Could biology be any grosser?

OK, tomorrow we're
all dissecting frogs.

[croaking]

[gasp]

[screaming]

CLOVER: Does that
answer your question?

[bell ringing]

Yes!

Sam, Clover, quick, you've got
to help me think of an excuse

to miss class tomorrow.

I can't di-- di-- oh
I can't even say it.

Come on, Alex, dissecting
isn't gross, it's science.

Wow.

Whatever.

To me, this icky frog stuff is
the perfect opportunity to pair

up with a cute boy lab partner.

ALEX: Um, uh, Professor Walsh?

I have a doctor's
appointment tomorrow

so unfortunately, I'm going to
have to miss out on froggy day.

Oh don't worry,
I'll save you a frog.

You can dissect on Monday.

Ah.

[croaking]

Sorry, I have a dentist
appointment Monday.

Well, are you free on Tuesday?

Uh, chiropractor?

This lab counts


you can't afford to miss it.

You aren't afraid of these
harmless little frogs,

are you, Alex?

[beep]

[screaming]

[croaking]

[gasp]

Girls?

[screaming]

Perfect timing, Jerry,
you saved us from the frogs.

Would it k*ll you to
send a limo just once, Jer?

Perhaps next time, Sam.

Did you just call her Sam?

ALL: Huh?

Um, of course I did,
Clover, why shouldn't I?

Hello, she's Sam
and she's Clover.

Yes, don't you think
I know about, Farrah?

Farrah?

JERRY: Come now,
let's get started.

Looks like Jer is
majorly overworked.

This is a simple
rescue mission.

You are to infiltrate the Jekyll
Island maximum security prison

and liberate these
three convicts.

ALL: Huh?

Uh, Jer, don't we normally
put the bad guys in prison.

Oh, they're not criminals.

These bad guys are really
undercover WOOHP agents.

Must be very undercover.

I've never seen them before.

Now then, these gadgets
will help you on your mission.

Suction cup go-go boots
for scaling walls,

laser lipsticks
capable of cutting

through the thickest steel.

[gasp]

Huh?

Huh?

Oh, right.

Next, we have
nanotechnology eyeshadow.

Perfect, I'm out of eyeshadow.

This is no ordinary makeup.

Three quick blinks
and the powder

transforms into x-ray glasses.

Quite useful for looking
through prison walls.

You'll be drilling
into the prison

via the RATVAT, Rugged All
Terrain Vehicle and Tunneller.

Now, if there are no
further questions.

Huh?

- No!
- Jerry!

Don't!

[sneezing]

Are you crazy?

You know you're
allergic to blueberries.

Yes.

Yes, of course.

It merely slipped my--

[gasp]

He's picking his nose.

Jerry.

Oh, um, sorry.

Now, on your way.

Definitely overworked.

I control the hand, [GERMAN
ACCENT] I control the spies,

and soon, I shall
control the world.

This is a service entrance,
it should be unguarded.

We'll just see about that.

Yeah, unguarded, as
in, there's a bunch

of guards standing around.

Whoa, nice brains.

They may be guarding the
doors but I bet they're

not guarding the windows.

[gasp]

Huh?

[gasp]

Huh?

Shh.

Huh?

What are you, pep squad?

Ugh.

Come on, let's
blow this joint.

ALL: Ugh.

Hello, rude much.

I think a little
appreciation's in order, here.

Those guards are still there.

And since we don't have
go-go boots in men's sizes.

This is the only way out.

Huh?

Then we do this the fun way.

Hasta la bye bye, fuzz.

No, don't.

Stop!

What's the matter with you?

WOOHP agents never
fire on innocent people.

[alarm beeping]

Do they know that?

[screaming]

[crash]

Come on.

Yeah, sweet freedom, baby.

I love bustin'
out of the joint.

Yahoo!

OK, I know these
guys are undercover

as criminals and all, but
they are way over doing it.

Welcome back, agents.

Hey, Dr. V, is
that you in there?

ALL: Dr. V?

Oh, that's one
of my code names.

That's right.

We're-- uh-- we're
using code names.

ALL: We need to talk.

OK, Jerry, what is going on?

Who's Dr. V?

And who are these
so-called agents?

And how come we don't
get cool code names?

Girls I--

I assure you, [GERMAN ACCENT]
there is absolutely nothing

to worry about.

Everything is--

[gasp]

Whoa, what's up
with your accent?

[GERMAN ACCENT] My accent?

What Are you're talking about?

I always speak this way.

Looks like Jerry's
gone from over worked to

just plain crazy.

[GERMAN ACCENT] No,
no really, I am fine.

Thank you for your concern.

[screaming]

Bye bye.

[bell ringing]

Huh?

Well, that's one way
to get to class on time.

Alex, I'm glad you cancelled
your doctor's appointment

so you could join us
for this fascinating

scientific adventure.

[croaking]

[screaming]

No way.

[croaking]

[screaming]

Good idea, Sam, let's
make a break for it.

I'm not worried about the
frogs, I'm worried about Jerry.

We've got to get back to WOOHP.

Hum?

Come on, we can't
let anyone see us.

The WOOHP data archives.

Since Jer won't talk to us,
maybe his computers will.

Let's start by finding
out who Dr. V is.

Hey, I know that guy.

Yeah, isn't he, like, one
of the WOOHP science nerds?

Used to be.

His name's Dr. Vonisa
and he just got fired.

He was working on
Project Micro Spy, a way

to reduce spies to microscopic
size for super secret missions

but he was using
criminals as Guinea pigs

to test his machine.

So Jerry had to fire him.

And these are
criminals he used.

They were arrested by
WOOHP a few weeks ago.

I knew they
weren't real agents.

They had that bad guy smell.

But why would Jerry send
them to jail just to have us

bust them out again?

Because maybe
Jerry isn't Jerry.

Huh?

Jerry must be
Dr. V in disguise.

So that's why he's
been acting so freaky.

And that's why he wanted
those criminals back, so he

could do more experiments.

Come on, let's
go ask Jerry what

he's done with the real Jerry.

Yeah.

You guys have to help us.

See, Jerry's been replaced
by an impostor and--

hey.

[gasp]

Huh?

You girls have been putting
your noses where they don't--

Ugh.

[inaudible]

Come on, we've got to
warn the rest of WOOHP.

After them!

Huh?

[screaming]

Help, somebody.

Take us to red alert.

The three young spies are--
ALL: Gotcha.

[murmuring]

It's OK.

This isn't really Jerry.

Yeah, he's an imposter,
you know, in disguise.

[groaning]

Phew.

Wow, this is a really good mask.

[shriek]

Thank you.

These three spies are obviously
part of some nefarious plot

to undermine our
organization and they

will be dealt with as traitors.

[grunting]

[gasp]

I don't get it. how
can he be the real Jerry?

No clue but that's
got to be him.

He was allergic to
blueberries, remember?

Then why does he hate us?

Jerry's our friend.

I just don't understand
why he's being so mean.

[beeping]

Wow, weird, they've
all got microchip

thingies in their brains.

Oh, Project Micro Spy.

That may be the real Jerry
but a microscopic Dr. V is

controlling him from the side.

And those criminals must
be controlling the agents.

Talk about mental problems.

So, you've figured out
my little secret, you?

Yes, project Micro Spy was
successful but our dear

commander was to
worry about ethics

to understand the
value of my work.

Nor did Jerry understand that
these criminals were not Guinea

pigs, but willing assistants.

But now I control Jerry
and Jerry controls WOOHP.

And with my superior
intellect and the private army

of spies at my command, I shall
soon control the entire world.

And you're going to get
away with this because--

I am the head of a
powerful secret organization.

Who is going to stop me?

We are.

You microscopic jerk.

I'm afraid you pose a little
threat, very, very little.

[beeping]

[shrieking]

Yes, woo hoo h*, once my
molecular reduction apparatus

shrinks you to
microscopic size, you

won't cause me any more trouble
because you'll be far too

busy fighting for your
lives against an army

of vicious bacteria.

ALL: Ugh.

Begin the shrinking process.

We gotta get loose.

Duh.

How?

You cannot escape.

Hey Way ahead of you.

We're trapped.

And we're shrinking.

Good.

Good?

Who's side are you on, girl?

We have to get micro sized if
we're going to go after Dr. V.

Now, we just have to
figure out how to get

one of those nifty submarines.

Great, we're in an
itty bitty submarine.

Now what do we do?

I'll drive.

You have stolen a
submarine, so what?

With no way of
entering the body,

there's no way you can harm me.

[grunting]

What are you-- stop.

Jerry does not control the hand.

Let's go.

Stop, I control the hand.

[grunting]

Are we where I think we are?

OK, ick.

Uh oh.

We gotta get out of here.

Jerry's stomach acid is
eating through the hull.

[alarm beeping]

Alex, see if you can plot
a course for Jerry's brain.

Brain?

I don't want to
see Jerry's brain.

You do want to stop Dr. V
so we can get out of here,

don't ya?

Quickly, they are inside
this body coming to get me.

OK, we're out of
his icky stomach

and into his icky veins.

Can I please throw up now?

[crash]

What was that?

Huh?

Oh.

W

We're being attacked
by a white blood cell.

It must think we're a virus.

Well, it's wrong.

[screaming]

Prepare all of
our combat vehicles

for a full-scale invasion of--

[burp]

[gasp]

Just a little heartburn.

[thumping]

Hang on, here comes the heart.

[screaming]

This is it, Jerry's brain.

[gasp]

And there's Dr. V.

And then once we
have conquered Europe,

we will take control of--

[shriek]

[laughter]

[shriek]

How can I control a brain
with all this commotion?

I must increase power.

[moaning]

All this fighting is putting
too much stress on Jer's body,

he's in serious danger.

Then we gotta get the
bad guys out of him fast.

But how?

Blueberries.

Huh?

[shrieking]

Wait, I can't eat those.

[inaudible]

He's gonna blow.

No.

Huh?

[sneeze]

[laughter]

I wouldn't eat the
scones if I were you.

Never thought I'd be happy
about going up 15 dress sizes.

And I never thought you'd
be saving the world from me.

Many thanks, girls.

So I guess Dr. V and his
boys are in big trouble, huh?

Yes but big trouble can
come in small packages.

- Huh?
- Huh?

Ha.

[bell ringing]

We're really sorry
about missing froggy day.

So to make up for it, we each
write a paper on human anatomy.

Well that's very nice,
girls, but since you

didn't do the
dissection I'm afraid I

still have to give you an--

hum, these papers are brilliant.

You described the
body's systems in such--

such detail.

It's almost as if you've
seen it first hand.

Almost.

[giggling]

You three don't need
to dissect anything.

I'm giving you all A's.

ALL: Huh?

[croaking]

Ugh.

And you can keep
your frogs as pets.

Uh, thanks.

[crash]

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