03x06 - Evil Coffee Shop Much?

[bunniefuu]

[beeping]

[theme music]

[expl*si*n]

[beeping]

[bubbling]

Woo hoo hoo!

Woo!

Huh?

Wah!

Woo!

Phew!

Ahh!

Huh?

What's going on?

[screaming]

[beeping]

[bell ringing]

[gasps]

[gasps]

See, I told you I could land
in the quad without being seen.

You're right.

Everyone's so worried
about being late for class,

they didn't even notice us.

Mandy!

Guess again.

That's my name,
don't wear it out.

I prefer not to use it at
all, but you keep showing up.

You losers mind telling me
what's up with that totally

bizarre, totally
pathetic attempt

at a covert Bev High drop-in?

You mean the--
the skydiving club?

It's not covert.

Anyone can join.

Really?

Where do I sign up?

Oh, actually the
new session, it

doesn't start until next year,
but, uh, we'll keep you posted.

[nervous laughter]
[beeping]

CLOVER AND SAM: [gasp]

What is that noise?

Uh, homeroom bell?

Ooh!

[beeping]

Hi, girls.

[shrieks]

ALEX: Mind giving
me a hand here?

Huh?

Hi.

Mandy?

Oh, you mean that noise.

That's just the latest plasma
PDA with videophone satellite,

and Earthlink.

Uh!

I have the latest everything,
and I have never seen this.

Just pull your
release cord, Alex.

Hmm.

Ahh!

Uh!

[SHRIEKS] OK.

You freaks are officially
up to something,

because no fabric in the world
could weather a fall like that.

Except this new
microfiber from Paris.

All the trendy
boutiques carry it.

You really should update
your wardrobe, Mandy.

Well, don't be late for class.

See ya!

Bye!

Ooh!

Uh!

Ooh!

SAM: That was totally close.

From now on, no more
parachuting, and I

don't care how late we are.

ALL: Whoa!

[screaming]

[screaming]

Whoa!

Oof!

Good afternoon, girls.

Jerry!

We can't take another
mission right now.

We have a midterm to study for.

I'm sorry, girls, but college
students have been disappearing

in the Canadian Northwest.

Studying can wait.

We've got student hot
spots to check out.

G.L.A.D.I.S.: Compiling
a list of hot spots

in the three-mile
radius of the college.

Yes, G.L.A.D.I.S., I was about
to request that you compile it.

[distorted] List complete.

Hmm.

Burger Buddies, Chilli Vanilli
Frozen Yogurt, Das Coffeehaus.

Bingo!

That's the one.

Das Coffeehaus?

How can you be sure?

Puh-lease.

Anyone crazy enough to
compete with Mega Coffee Mart

is up to something.

So what gadgets do we
have for this mission, Jer?

You'll be issued your
head-for-cover hoverboards,

ultrasensitive earring
microphone communicators,

mini charm bracelets, and
our newest invention--

hot off the design table--

the second skin.

Hot is right.

I want one of
those for the prom.

It repels,
resists, and releases

any exterior substance.

Ah-ha!

Mandy!

I knew you losers
were up to something.

Quick!

Jerry, grab her!

Reprogram her brain!

Tackle her to the
ground and shave her head!

Hmm.

You know you want to.

How impressive.

No one has ever cracked
WOOHP security before.

Well, what is that?

A club for weirdos?

It's the World Organization
of Human Protection.

We help the world--

secretly, of course.

So you're, like, spy?

- Precisely
- Uh!

Back off, baldy!

I've got manicured nails,
and I know how to use them.

JERRY: Tenacious.

You should see me
after a pedicure.

[laughs]

And a quick wit, to boot.

How would you like
to join our team?

WHAT?

CLOVER: [screams]

She's the perfect candidate.

Huh?

I've been searching for
another spy for weeks now.

And imagine how easy the
training will be, since you

girls already know each other.

You mean I get prestige, world
travel, a cute little phone,

and I get to t*rture
these losers?

M-hm.

Ah!

Sign me up!

CLOVER: Uh!

Uh!

MANDY: [LAUGHING]

[beeping]

MANDY: Ah!
Uh!

Uh!

It is so fast.

[SHRIEK]

[GASPING]

Hello!

A little help here?

It's simple, Mandy.

Just lead with that
giant head of yours.

Uh!

What kind of ridiculous
accessory is a jet pack anyway?

I mean, it doesn't
even match my shoes!

Ugh!

I can't believe
we're stuck with her.

It's the absolute
worst thing ever!

MANDY: [screams]
Uh!

Uh!

[screams]

OK, I have to talk to Jarvis
about my defective jet pack.

Jerry.

Whatever.

Just get this fashion
faux pas off me!

Either you stop
complaining, or we're going

with the head shaving thing!

[gasps]

OK, girls.

It's spy time!

Ooh, which means we need to
blend with the college crowd.

[beeping]

[whoosh]

[whoosh]
[whoosh]

A beret?

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Forget it.

There is no way you're
getting me in that outfit.

Hmm.

[music plays]

OK, girls.

Let's split up.

Sammy, you check out
the groovy beads.

Alex, you take the table area.

I'll scope out the espresso bar.

What about Mandy?

Hey!

Where is she?

Hi.

Half caf decaf
percent mocha whipped.

Ahh!

You're not here for
the coffee, Mandy.

We're here on a mission.

One, the perfect
latte is my mission.

Two, I was gonna ask the barista
about the missing students.

I'm a spy, too, you know.

Oh!

You don't just ask.

Alex, keep tabs on her.

Me!

No way!

Sam, you do it!
- Uh-huh.

I don't think so.

Clover, it's your idea.

We'll draw stir-sticks.

[gasps]

Sorry, Alex.

It's the only way we'll
get anything accomplished.

[gasps] Fine.

Nothing out of
the ordinary here.

What about you, Alex?

Other than the fact that
I'm on a mission with Mandy,

nothing unusual here.

What about you, Sammy?

[gasps] I'm at a dead end.

Hmm.

Whoa!

Uh!

Check that.

Dead end leads to
a secret passage.

[bubbling]

Uh!

Ahh!

That's our Percolator 9,000.

Oh!

Hi.

I was, um, I was just looking
for the VIP espresso bar.

Go ahead.

Take a little dip.

It's good to the last drop.

No, I-- I really couldn't.

Somehow I think you could.

No!

Uh!

Hm?

[laughs]

[gasps] Huh!

Yuh!

Ah!

[grunts] Uh!

Whoa!

Ahh.

Hmm.

[laughs]

[evil laughter]

Sammy?

Sammy!

Alex, I lost contact with Sam!

Me too!

Mandy, do you still
have contact with Sam?

Oh, puh-lease.

I took my earrings
off hours ago.

They so do not go
with this outfit.

Where's the secret passage?

I don't know, but
I'm gonna find out.

[expl*si*n]

I'm so over this case.

Can we leave now?

Listen, Mandy, our
best friend is missing,

and if you don't
help us find her,

I'll take all your
designer clothes

and wash them in hot water.

- [gasps] You wouldn't.
- Try me.

Uhh!

Sam!

Where are you?

Sam!

Shh!

Help, don't help-- make
up your minds, people.

What is it gonna be?

[GASPS] Sam's earring!
ALL: Uh?

[screaming]

Guys!

Just because we caused a stupid
little expl*si*n does not

mean that you get
to be rude, mister.

We better call Jerry.

How's the mission, girls?

Terrible.

Mandy's totally irritating
us, and we lost Sam.

Oh, my.

We found one of her
earrings, and it's all charred.

Poor Sammy.

What do you think
happened to her?

I'm afraid I don't know,
but you should come home.

We're not leaving
Sam behind, Jer.

I know it's
difficult, but I need

to do an analysis
on the earring,

and you need to study
for your midterm.

Finally!

Ah, this case is more boring
than Clover's hair style.

[laughs]

[beeping]

I can't stand the thought of
not knowing where poor Sam is

or if she's OK.

This is all Mandy's fault.
If I didn't have to babysit,

I could've helped Sammy sooner.

Why would Jerry do this to us?

It's like our worst nightmare.

Greetings, spy sisters Ahh!

[hits floor]

Man, you guys are
like seriously uptight

about this secret agent stuff.

Yeah.

Emphasis on secret, Mandy.

As in, you can't
reveal our identities

or we're as good as
useless on a mission.

[phone beeping]

ALL: Huh?

Ah.

It's good to see you
girls getting along.

Oh!

Now, I just received the
analysis on Sam's earring.

Apparently, it was shorted
out by really strong coffee.

Then we'd better get back
to Das Coffeehaus pronto.

Yeah.

You know, I'm just gonna skip
this part of the mission.

I haven't had a chance to
show off my new outfit yet.

[screaming]

[screaming]

Let's skip this part.

I meant exactly the
opposite of this!

If it was our
vote, you wouldn't

be here either, so save your
whining for someone who cares.

[sputtering]

[expl*si*n]

[whoosh]

[whoosh]

Someone needs
a water purifier.

Duh!

Its espresso.

Slow roast, fine ground
for cone filter, but they

really should reconsider.

So Sam must have
taken a coffee bath,

and that's how her
earring shorted out.

Time for another
wardrobe change.

Resist!

OK.

I like coffee,
but not that much!

Ah!

Eh!

Gross!

[gasps]

[screaming]

[screaming]

Making you guys
supper is one thing,

but being covered in
grime is deal breaker.

BOTH: Repel.

[whoosh]

Ew!

Eewww!

[gasp]

You have to mine
for coffee beans?

No wonder a cappuccino
is so expensive.

They look hypnotised!

Hey, look.

It's your third half.

Sammy!

Sammy, are you OK?

Of course she's not OK.

Look at her hat!

It's pumping her full of java!

Uh!
Mmm!

Oh!

[siren]

Mandy!

What?

Like planning an
escape is a bad thing?

It is when it
sets off the alarm!

Get in your spirals.

Hmm.
- [grunting]

There.

See?

Nothing to worry about.

[grunting]

OK.
You guys?

You take care of this, OK?

I just had my nails done.

[screams]

[grunts]

Ooh!

[grunting]

[shrieks] Uh!

[grunts]

OK, I think it's time to
admit you have a problem.

[evil laugh]

[shrieks]

[shrieks]

[grunting]

Huh?

[growls]
Hwah!

Huh?

[shrieks] Uh!

Should've seen that one coming.

Hoowah!

[screams]

[grunts] You weren't thinking
of leaving your friends,

were you?

We're not that close.

You!

I knew you were
behind this evil plan

to make students
dig for coffee beans

and-- what exactly
are you doing?

I'm gonna flood
the world with my not

just hip, but
hypnotizing coffee,

and turn everyone
into customers.

Oh, like you'd be the first?

I'm not talking
figuratively, cutie.

Hey!

I'm the cute one!

Soon the gates will open,
and coffee will literally pour

out and deluge the streets!

Mega Coffee Mart
will rue the day

they rejected my application!

I know coffee!

You could learn
a little something

about customer service.

Yuh!

[beeping]

[engine roaring]

[gasping and shrieking]

This isn't exactly the
lesson I had in mind.

[evil laugh] What do you
think, fine or coarse ground?

I really don't
make good coffee.

Too bitter.

[nervous laugh]

Don't talk to me about bitter.

Enjoy your last few
minutes, 'cause I'm going

upstairs to watch the show.

[evil laugh]

[screaming]

[grunting]

Clover, I don't bend that way!

Well, we need to do something!

And quickly, please.

This rope is hurting
my delicate skin.

The floor's open
for ideas, Mandy.

Feel free to jump in any time.

Well, lotion will
stop the chafing,

but I can't very well
apply it when I'm tied up.

I mean for getting
out of this mess.

Hello?

Right here.

Don't have to yell.

Uhh!

[shrieking and grunting]

[screaming]

Great idea, Clover.

We'll swing our way out of
here and up to the rafters!

[screaming]

Oh, yeah.

I fell much safer now!

Release.

[screaming] Ooh!

Coffee's on!

Take that, Mega Coffee Mart!

[evil laughter]

Ooh!

Uh!

Clover?

Alex?

What are you doing here?

What am I doing here?

[gasps]

[screams]

What is she doing here?

Uh, give it a sec, and
it'll all come back to you.

Oh.
Right!

What did we ever do to Jerry?

I don't know.

It's just so good
to have you back.

Oh!

That's it!

I am outta here!

[gasps] No!

No!

[screams] This is not fair!

Doesn't that
lead to the sewer?

Seems appropriate.

I guess we should help her.

Good luck!

Huh?

Hey!

Uh!

[coughs] Uh!

Espresso will never
be the same again!

Sammy!

Oh!
Sammy!

Ah!

I'm so glad to see you!

I gotta say, it's good
to see you, too, Mandy.

Especially like this [laughs].

[shrieks]

[grunts]

Ah!

[gasps]

Hmm.

Ooh!

Oh!

[grunts]

Ah!

Yah!

[grunts]

Ooh!

[evil laughter]

Now, you didn't actually think
you would get away with this.

Uh!

Ah!

Ha!

Ha!

You didn't think you'd
actually stop me.

I will be the coffee king!

[evil laughter]

Ooh!

Ah!

Uh-oh.

[screams]

Dude, seriously, it's
time for some decaf.

Ooh!

I would rather shop
at a discount store

than do this again!

I take it things
didn't go well?

I need to forget this
horrible, disgusting

mission ever happened.

You have to make it go away.

Hurry, before she
changes her mind!

Use the reprogramming tool, Jer!

I don't know, Jer.

I mean, maybe Mandy
should be a spy.

Is that a coffee
filter in your hair?

[shrieks]

[laughter]

[shrieks] Alex, please, please!

You're compassionate.

Make them understand.

Sam!

Save me, Sammy.

Save my life, sweetheart.

You have to help me!

I just want my old life back.

Clover, please!

Please don't do this to me!

I didn't hear anything!

I won't drink espresso
ever, ever, ever.

Please!

[beeping]

[sputtering]

[music plays]

Hmm.
Uh!

Uh!

Shouldn't you have a warning
label for hair like that?

[laughs] [snorts] Losers.

Ahh.

Isn't life wonderful?

Oh, yeah.

[laughter]

In the middle of the fight,
Mandy's hair was like really

funky, and not in a good way.

And her clothes were totally
not fitting the way they should.

At first I didn't
want to say anything,

because I didn't want to
embarrass her, you know,

since she became a spy and all.

But then I'm thinking I should
tell her for her own good,

because nobody would
want to look that bad.

But a teeny, tiny part
of me kind of enjoyed it.

Before I had a chance to
tell her, the fight was over.

Next time I'll
definitely tell her

when she has the major uglies.

I can do it.

I know I can!