03x10 - The Incredible Bulk

[bunniefuu]

[beeping]

[theme music]

[expl*si*n]

[grunting]

[panting]

[splash]

[crunch]

[bulge]

[groaning]

[roar]

[fast grunting]
- Huh?

What the--

- I can't believe we're walking.
- Hello.

We live in Beverly Hills.

Everyone's going
to make fun of us.

[laugh]

[grumble]

Duh, it's called exercise.

You don't drive to the gym.

Ugh, I do.

It's about time a new gym
opened in our neighborhood.

Yeah, I was getting seriously
bored with the other five.

[gasp]

ALL: Cool.

Woo!

Awesome!

Oh!

Look at all this
k*ller equipment.

It's totally state-of-the-art.

They've even got a machine
for your smile muscles.

[grunt]

OK, one big problem though--

I don't know which
workout outfit to wear.

- Hey.
- Clover.

What?

I need to match the
decor of the room.

I think a sultry
lime works here.

Don't you, Alex?

Alex?

[babbling]

What's up with her?

She's all covered in
sweat, and she hasn't

even started working out yet.

ALEX: Cute boy.

[grunting]

[gulping]

Totally cute and way ripped.

Hey, Alex, I think Mr.
Muscles is looking at you.

[gasp]

[swoon]

You must have been
working out really hard.

Here, have some water.

Thanks.

I'm Raymond.

I work here as an instructor.

I'm Alex, and I
don't know anything.

OK.

Well, I can help.

Wow, if I knew fainting
worked like that,

I'd do it more often.

[squeal]

[panting]

[chuckle]

[giggle]

[grunting]

That's the best
workout I've ever had.

Don't you mean worse?

Come on, Alex, it's
time to hit the showers.

But I'm not done
with my workout.

Raymond's teaching me
all sorts of cool stuff.

Like, did you know that
without pain, apparently,

there's no gain?

Very interesting.

We've all got homework
to do, remember?

Plus, I've already gone
through my entire workout wear

rotation.

[grumble]

Guess I gotta go, Raymond,
but I'm sure I'll see you soon.

Huh?

There's a bodybuilding
competition

here at the gym tonight.

Would you like to
come see me compete?

Yeah.

[swoon]

She'll be there.

Bye, Raymond.

OK, sister, don't even
think about holding out on us.

We want to hear everything about
your new musclehead hottie,

and pronto.

Yeah, spill it.

What's Raymond like?

In a word, he's completely--

[creak]

[screaming]

Awesome.

Glad you enjoyed
the ride, Alex.

She wasn't talking
about the whooping, Jer.

She has a new buff boyfriend,
and FYI, you interrupted

before she got to
the juicy stuff.

Well, I'm sorry
for the intrusion,

but time is of the essence.

Reports have come in of a
disturbance at San Cabo Beach,

specifically at an
outdoor workout facility.

What kind of disturbance?

Apparently, some
kind of monster

seems to be
terrorizing the area.

A monster?

You interrupted a major
dish fest for a monster?

Ugh, whatever.

The descriptions are vague.

I'm not sure what
you'll be up against,

so let's get you
properly equipped.

GLADIS.
[beep]

[gasp]

As you can see, all your
usual gear is there,

plus oxygen-enhanced gum,
homing-beacon band-A*DS,

and super sticky lip gloss.

I've also added something
fresh from the lab--

electroshock powder puffs.

They do more than make
you girls look good--



Just in time for Raymond.

Ya, right, like
I need any help.

Raymond already digs me.

Good luck, ladies.

Woo hoo!

Uh, um.

Hm.

Everything looks
pretty normal to me.

Normal?

Are you Kidding?

Those waves are way tasty.

I say we ditch these
backpacks and get our surf on.

[groaning]

[gasp]

I think you spoke
too soon, girls.

Gym-trashing freak
at 12 o'clock.

Whoa, what's his problem?

[roar]

I don't know, but we
gotta stop him before he

completely destroys the place.

Uh, excuse me, Mr.
Freakout, I think

it's time for you to
put down the tofu dogs

and hit the showers.

[roar]

[grunting]

I was trying to be nice.

Apparently, he
doesn't understand nice.

Let's get him, girls.

[roar]

[smash]

Whoa!

Sammy!

[whirring]

Huh?

Don't worry.

I've got her back.

Woo!

[crash]

[scream]

Slamming move, ice cream man.

You should see what I can
do with a cappuccino cart.

[plop]

Ooh!

Banana mocha fudgey bar.

[crying]

[grunting]

[shout]

[scream]

[roar]

[gasp]

Yippee!

[scream]

[grumble]

OK, I've officially had it
with this supersized loser.

[roar]

[shout]

It's like the sign says-- no
roughhousing on the beach.

[shout]

[smack]

Clover!

[scream]

Clover, are you OK?

Of course I'm not OK.

That freak just slimed me.

Ugh, I probably got
monster cooties.

Where's the shower?

Don't wash it off just yet.

It could be a clue.

I can't believe that
thing bit me and got away.

Now it's totally personal.

Look on the bright
side-- if we hurry,

we can make it back in time
for Raymond's competition.

Ugh, I'm not going
anywhere without my shower!

[thud]

[cheering]

Oh, ooh.

[cheering]

Oh, my.

We've died and gone
to hottie heaven.

There's Raymond.

[chomp]

Alex, glad you could make it.

Hey, you should try these bars.

I got a free box in the mail.

They're great.

Um, maybe next time.

[cheer]

[shutters clicking]

Looks like the
competition's starting.

Break a leg, Raymond.

[shutters clicking]

[shutters clicking]

[swooning]

[groan]

[bulging]

Isn't Raymond adorable?

[grunting]

[shout]

[thud]

Uh, depends on which
definition of "adorable" you're

using.

ALEX: Raymond!

[screaming]

Here we go again.

Come on, before he
really does break a leg.

Try not to hurt him.

[squeal]

[gasp]

Whoa!

[thud]

I'll keep that in mind.

[shout]

[crash]

That was anticlimactic.

And two in a row.

We must be losing our touch.

OK, remind me to never work
out in the morning again.

Don't worry.

I slapped a homing
beacon on him.

I mean, hello?

Not about to let a potential
boyfriend escape that easily.

Good thinking, Alex.

Guess we better call Jer
and give him the 411.

Hello, girls.

What's up?

Another musclehead
went berserko.

Oh, no offense.

Well, I think I have some
useful information for you.

I analyzed the saliva
from Clover's arm.

Er, gross flashback.

The DNA matches
one Robert Beefcake,

famous Cabo bodybuilder.

I also found traces
of a chocolatey

megamass gainer substance.

Hey, Raymond was eating
a chocolate exercise

bar right before he flipped.

[gasp] Look,
there's the wrapper.

"Bulky Bar"?

I wonder who that guy is.

That's Alric Wernerstein.

Mr. Planet, 1977.

ALEX: Um, how do you know that?

CLOVER: Are you kidding?

I could write a who's
who of cut and cute guys.

There's nothing on
him in the database.

It looks like he dropped
out of competition years

ago and hasn't been
heard from since.

No worries.

Something tells me Raymond will
lead us right to Wernerstein.

Nice digs, if you're into the
whole mountaintop hermit thing.

How are we gonna get in?

Windows?

No.

Security cameras
and mondo lasers.

Is there a back door?

I'm not getting
bitten twice in one day,

thank you very much.

Feel like taking a swim?

I think we have a winner.

[rattling]

Mm.

Fresh mint.

Let's hope the oxygen lasts
longer than the flavor does.

[splash]

ALL: Hm.

Wow, humble much.

I'm not a shrink or
anything, but I think this guy

has issues with a capital I.

[roar]

Raymond?

Hang on, Raymond, I'll
get you outta there.

Uh, Al, I think your boyfriend
has a bit of a weight problem.

[whirring]

What's going on?

Whoa!

I don't know, but
try and run faster.

I can't.

Me neither.

Legs failing.

[screaming]

[grunting]

[chuckle]

Hello, intruders.

Alric, what have
you done to Raymond?

After years of
bodybuilding obscurity,

I'm making my comeback.

And to make sure I win, I'm
eliminating my competition.

[growling]

[gasp]

I sent out free samples
of my Bulky Bars

to all the top bodybuilders.

And after they eat one,
they won't be able to stop

until they've exploded.

Why don't you try
a few for yourself?

Um.

Now if you'll excuse
me, I must check

on the latest batch of bars.

They're going to be a huge hit.

Get it?

Huge?

[chuckle] What a
sense of humor I have.

Oh!

You over-inflated freak!

[groaning]

Hey, remember
those smile exercises

we did at the muscle machine?

Uh, I'm not really in the
mood for smiling right now, Sam.

No.

If we smile hard
enough, we might just

be able to break out of here.

You've got to be kidding.

Do it.

Hee hee.

[grunting]

[crack]

[crash]

[gasp]

[whirring]

[thud]

[grumble]

[splash]

[sizzling]

[bulging]

[roar]

[glass shattering]

[scream]

We gotta do something
quick before we have to clean

my boyfriend off the walls.

Boys don't usually
like lip gloss,

but it's for their own good.

[zip]

[grumble]

Very nice.

I agree.

That color really
matches their complexion.

Oh, guess those afterschool
courses at the Bev High

Beauty Annex finally paid off.

Come on.

[crash]

You girls must be
stronger than you look.

Good thing I've got backup.

[gasp]

Backup?

I sent these bodybuilders
some bars in the mail,

and know they've
come here for more.

I will give them all
the bars they want

after they have crushed you.

Look on the bright side--

the bigger they are, the
harder they fall, right?

Right.

[whacking]

[laugh]

[crunch]

Ow.

[shout]

Ouch!

It really should be,
"the bigger they are,

the harder they punch."

[maniacal laughter]

I've got an idea.

It's not gonna be
fun, but it might save

us from being bench pressed.

Cover for me.

Hiya!

Huh?

[squeal]

I can't believe
I'm doing this.

[smack]

[laugh]

Alex, are you nuts?

It's the only way to put
these boys in their place.

[munching]

SAM: But you'll freak out.

Not if you use these.

[crash]

Ha!

Look at my massive pipes!

[roar]

Uh, Alex?

[roar]

I don't think Alex
is quite herself.

Maybe she needs a reminder
who the bad guys are.

[beep]

Oh!

[shout]

[thud]

[laugh]

OK, time to take control
of this bizarro cinch.

[crackling]

[roaring]

[shout]

[smack]

This is great.

Alex is unstoppable.

What?

You think you can take me?

I made you.

[rip]

[roar]

Bring it on.

[grunt]

Alex crush!

[ding]

[grunting]

[crack]

Oh!

[squeal]

Come on, Alex.

You're way more of
a man than he is.

[thud]

Oh!

[groan]

[thud]

[laugh]

Oh!

[beeping]

[sizzling]

[roar]

[giggle]

[thunder cracking]

[roar]

[crashing]

[gasp]

Ouch.

That's gonna leave a mark.

[thudding]

[laugh]

[whimper]

Hiya!

[shout]

[thud]

[groan]

[laugh]

No more!

Please!

Call her off!

What?

I didn't quite hear you.

[roar]

Stop her!

I beg you.

I didn't hear "please."

Please.

[giggle]

With a cherry on top?

Yes, with all the cherries.

[beep]

[zap]

And that's only because
you asked nicely.

[sigh]

How long till
I'm back to normal?

Oh, I don't know.

Another couple weeks, maybe?

What?

Hey, Alex.

Just wanted to say
thanks for saving me.

Aww, it was nothing.

I'd do it--
[straining] --any time.

Yeah, about that.

I'm not sure it's gonna
work out between us.

ALEX: What?

Why?

It's just, I've got this
thing about seeing girls

who are more ripped than I am.

Sorry.

Oh.

[grumble]

More ripped?

Why I oughta--

Easy there, beefcake.

It's not like you're
gonna see him again.

Yeah.

You're so buff, you won't
have to go back to the gym

for the rest of the year.

Whoa.
Easy, girl.

Down, Alex.

Whoa there.

[static]

Boy, Alex really took
one for the team today.

Although, I think she kind
of likes being all buff.

But frankly, I am sick
of all these fad ways

to bulk up, or trim down, or
gain weight, or lose weight,

or high protein, no
protein, pseudo carb,

grapefruit-restricted,
no wheat, flourless,

vegan, bovine, lactose,
fat-free, sedentary, quick fix

to life.

I mean, nothing beats Mother
Nature and a good, sensible--

[doorbell]

Oh!

That must be the fermented
cabbage supplements I ordered.

It's brain food.
It's different.

[static]