03x22 - Power Yoga Much?

[bunniefuu]

[music playing]

I just love Kung Fu Fondue.

It's a great workout
and a fabulous meal.

It's the hottest new studio
on the Bev Hills scene.

What was that?

I don't know, but let's
not stick around to find out.

Hey!

Come on, Sam.

Dig, dig!

I'm trying What

Well try harder then!

There's not much time left.

Time's up.

Way to climb, Alex.

nice technique, Clover.

OK, class, hit the showers.

Um, not you, Samantha.

I'm afraid if you can't
make it to the top,

I'm going to have to transfer
you to a different gym class

Transfer me?

Yes to a special
place where you

work with other majorly
uncoordinated students

like yourself

You mean Sam's
going to be a dork?

We prefer to call it
D-O-R-K: the development

for overly remedial kids class.

Trust me, it's
for your own good.

Whoa.

Tough break, Sammy.

But I don't want to be a dork.

Then you're going to
have to learn how to climb.

I mean, how hard can it be?

You climb all kinds of
stuff on our missions.

Well, it's pretty
easy to climb

when I have my bungee
belt it does all the work.

Gross, when was the last
time these towels were

washed?

[screaming]

Couldn't you have waited until
after we took a shower, Jer?

I mean, hello we totally reek.

Sorry girls,
but danger doesn't

take a break for hygiene.

There's a rash of missing people
in the Beverly Hills area.

Huh?

Hmm, they look
kind of familiar

Do they go to Bev High?

If he does, he must've
failed a lot of classes.

You're going to need some
gadgets for your mission.

Oh, Gladys.

I mean, the amazing Gladys!

What?

Gladys has a new hobby,
she's learning magic.

Please humor her.

Welcome one and all.

For your first gadgets we
have something very special.

Wait, where did it go?

Say, what do we have here?

Multi-function charm bracelets!

Nice one, Glad.

Now watch as I
take this simple coin

and use my special magic wand.

Ta-da!

It's hot and spicy gum!

It causes the chewer
to sweat excessively

and become slippery.

Hot and spicy gum?

Down would must be
seriously understaffed.

Now, for my next trick,
I give you one of our most

powerful inventions.

Abracadabra!

Uh...

What does it do?

You know, besides look ugly.

This belt ties two
more people together

and enables them to tap
into each other's knowledge

of fighting styles.

So Sam will be able to do
my patented running side kick

and Alex can imitate
my fists of fury?

You'll also be able to perform
any moves that you've seen

in movies or video
games, but the belt

can only be used in
short bursts or it

may cause severe headaches.

Good heavens!

There's an attempted
abduction in progress.

A Beverly Hills teen just
called 911 from her cell phone.

It's go time, girls!

Now, for my grand finale!

Now you see them, now--

ta-da!-- you don't!

The cell phone signal
came from right around here.

What is it?
The kidnappers?

No, it's Kung Fu Fondue!

The hippest workout
eatery in town.

It's almost impossible
to get into one

of their combo exercise
cooking classes.

I heard that
after a few lessons,

you're flexible enough
to use your toes

to dip fruit into melted cheese
and flick it into your mouth!

We can talk fondue later,
girls, time to go to work.

Help me!

It's Mandy!

And it looks like she's
in big time trouble.

We're gonna need
some disguises.

Styling and profiling.

Don't worry, miss,
we're here to save you!

Well do you think you
can hurry it up a bit?

Whoa, check out
the crazy moves.

I can't believe we fell for
the oldest trick in the book.

Heads up!

Are you sure you
know what you're doing?

Don't worry,
little lady, we've

got everything under control.

First no shower and now this?

You must come with us.

Don't let them
get away, Sammy!

I'm on it!

Almost there.

Any second now.

Sam, why don't you
just use your bungee belt

to climb the building?

I will never learn how to
climb if I keep using it.

I don't want to be a D-O-R-K.

What are we going to do now?

They just took off with Mandy.

Obviously we should
go home and celebrate.

Clover, even if we hate her,
we've still got to help her.

Hey, this might be something.

It's from one of their slippers.

That insignia looks
really familiar.

Let's scan it and
send it off to Jerry.

Maybe he can figure it out.

I don't get it.

I mean, who would want to
abduct all those people?

Especially Mandy.

Maybe it's
someone who couldn't

get into Kung Fu
Fondue and wanted

to shorten the waiting list.

Whatever's happening,
it's way freaky.

Don't you think, Sam?

Sam?

Do you think she's
been abducted too?

We'd better call Jerry.

Hold the phone.

I don't wanna be a D-O-R-K.

What's up, Jer?

I've got the results of
the analysis of the insignia.

It's the symbol of
power yoga, chi kwon do.

Hey, that's the exercise
class we took last year!

Oh yeah!

And then it went out of fashion.

Right!

That's why all the
abductees look so familiar.

They were all in our
class, Mandy included.

Apparently Shirley, the women
who ran it, closed her doors

and left town months ago.

I have a feeling she's back
and we'll be seeing her soon.

I agree.

You girls are the only
ones from the class

who have yet to be a abducted.

Be careful.
- Mandy!

What are you doing here?

That shirt is so
clashing with your chakra.

What's with the
weird yoga speak?

Your astral body
is so last year.

Where did she learn that?

Fear my cobra style!

Stop it, Mandy.
We don't wanna hurt you.

I do!

Now meet the snake charmer.

OK, enough fooling around.

It's gadget time.

Outsmarted by Mandy?

This so isn't our day.

You will come with
me, non-believers.

I think I'm air sick.

Um, this looks like the
house that creepy built.

We are so outta here.

Not before you
meet my fellow yogis.

What is this?

Cirque Du Freak?

Shirley!

Well, well well.

Look who finally made it-- the
worst students I ever taught.

What is your problem, Shirley?

My problem is that you
treated my power yoga chi kwon

do class like a passing fad.

You forced me to close my studio
and now it's time for revenge.

Maybe everyone
dropped out because they

couldn't stand the instructor.

It had nothing to do with me.

You were just ungrateful.

I've trained my former
students to help

me eliminate the competition.

Once Kung Fu Fondue is
gone, I'll reopen my studio

and once again rule the
Beverly Hills exercise scene.

Way to think big, Shirl.

I am thinking big.

Soon I'll turn everyone
in LA into my followers.

But how did you
brainwash everyone

into coming back to you?

Good question.

One you'll be sorry you asked.

[cackling]

Feast your eyes
on my chi machine!

By passing through
it, my students

achieve the same results
as they would have

after five years of classes.

Where was this when I
was taking piano lessons?

In here, my acolytes
instantly learned

to cultivate their energy
and develop internal power.

Of course, it puts them
under my total control.

Strap 'em in!

As you wish.

Give it up!

This will never work.

We'll see.

Now come, students, it's
time to meditate before we

destroy Kung Fu Fondue.

If we don't get off
this thing we're going

to become chanting zombies.

If only the amazing Gladys
was here to make us disappear.

I doubt Gladys can help us,
but maybe her gadgets can.

Hot and spicy gum, anyone?

Ew, I hope it works
better than it tastes.

I can't believe this might
actually come in handy.

Hey, it's not that bad.

What?

I like spicy food.

Whoa!

All of a sudden I feel
like I'm in a sauna!

I know what you mean.

I haven't sweat this
much since the time you

guys read my diary.

It's not working on me!

I must have a high
tolerance for spicy food.

Don't worry, I'll
take care of it!

This thing won't budge!

Time for the direct approach.

The direct approach stinks.

I just broke a nail.

Somebody help me!

Sammy!

Sammy, are you OK?

Instant karma
is gonna get you!

Don't worry, Sam, we
can help you back at WOOP.

Help, non-believers!

Non-believers!

These yogis are really
stretching my patience.

Tell me about it.

This isn't getting us anywhere!

Give it up, girls.

Nothing can stop power
yoga chi kwon do.

Actually, you're no
match for our pull the rug

from under your feet technique.

Oh, it's not working!

Come on.

It's time to take matters
into our own hands.

Brutal!

Looks like both of us are
gonna need manicures now.

Why didn't we take the stairs?

Looks like
Shirley's machine has

fixed Sam's climbing problem.

Yeah, she doesn't even
need the bungee belt anymore.

Any reason we're not using it?

Check you later, Sam.

It's time to send
a 911 call to WOOP!

That was quick.

Have they considered
delivering pizzas?

What's happening, ladies?

We found Shirley, and
she's turned Sam and the rest

of our ex-classmates
into brainwashed power

yoga chi kwon do devotees.

And they're going to
attack Kung Fu Fondue

with their major muscle
power, as in we're

definitely going to be backup.

I'll disperse every available
WOOP agent to Kung Fu Fondue

immediately.

Whoa, this is the swankiest
exercise studio I've ever seen.

Listen!

They're coming!

Brace yourself, agents.

It's time for battle.

Give it up, Shirl.

We've got you outnumbered.

Your numbers mean nothing
compared to my inner power.

And soon this whole city will
be my own personal yoga studio.

Yogis, attack!

Charge!

Sam, I don't want to hurt you.

Remember to always
stretch before exercising.

Who's next?

I do apologize in advance.

By the power of
swami Ramarama!

Oh yeah?

Prepare to face
the power of Alex!

Check out this fancy footwork.

She's too fast!

And I fight dirty.

I call this one
the unsalted pretzel.

We must've missed that class.

We're no match for her.

You think?

Sam, don't you
remember who I am?

We're on the same team.

I'm not on any team
with you, old man.

Old man?

I'll show you who's an old man.

I'm waiting.

Show me your moves.

Hey!

I've still got it.

A two for one special.

Two for one?

That gives me an idea.

Even at the threat of possible
mind-numbing headaches.

And fashion crimes
too numerous to mention.

I don't know
how long this belt

works so we better move fast.

Just because you're
wearing a black belt

doesn't make you black belts.

Uh, yes it does.

Learned

Where did I learn that move?

I saw it in Monkey Fist 3!

Those monkeys sure
know how to fight.

Whoa!

I didn't think my body
could bend like that.

Who says watching
wrestling is a waste of time?

Let me guess, that's
from the latest Karate

Commando video game?

You've got it, spy sister.

I don't understand, you
two were my worst students!

We've been practicing
and now it's time

for us to teach you a lesson.

Uh oh, my head is
starting to pound.

Mine too.

We'd better wrap this up.

Get ready, Shirley,
because from now on,

the only mantra you'll
be repeating is, ouch.

I have attained
absolute power.

I cannot be defeated!

Absolute power,
meet my left foot.

Smile and say Camembert.

It looks like she's practicing
the fallen villain pose.

Good news, girls.

Once the devotees go through
the chi machine backwards,

they return to normal with no
recollection of what happened.

Which means maybe
you won't remember

how she kicked our butts.

And Sammy will soon
be back on our side.

What happened?

Everything's a blur.

We'll fill you in over fondue.

You got us reservations
at Kung Fu Fondue?

Cool!

Looks like being hypnotized
by Shirley did have one benefit.

Yeah, Sam looks amazing.

Stealthy, even.

Piece of cake.

I am no dork.

Way to go, Sam.

That was the fastest I've ever
seen anyone get to the top.

I wish the rest of you
could climb as well.

OK, class dismissed.

Did you hear that?

I'm the best clinber in class.

I'm like a spider.

I can climb anything.

I am good!

We're all proud of you, Sam.

Yeah, way to climb.

Wait a sec, how do
I get down from here?

Help!

Guys!

Don't worry, Sam, what
goes up must come down.

Eventually.

Wait, wait, we're
a team, right?

Come on, you guys, can't you at
least call the fire department?

Get a ladder?

Anything?

You guys!

Sure, yoga's good exercise,
but there's more to it

than that.

For instance, when things
are really crazy with school

and international
spying, I can take

five minutes to do some yoga
and my problems just disappear.

I mean, it's like I've
got complete control

over everything, like
nothing can stop me.

I can do anything
I put my mind to.

Uh, girls?

A little help.