03x26 - Evil Promotion Much? – Parts 3

[bunniefuu]

[theme music]

OK, so just to
bring you up to speed,

we got these totally righteous
promotions that turned

out to be totally heinous.

That batty nut job, Terrance,
asked us to take out Jerry.

And if we didn't, he was
going to take out Dean--

ultra lame, right?

So we found Jere, and he came
up with a brilliant plan.

We make it look like
we eliminated him.

Then, together, we go lay a
major butt kicking on Terrance.

One problem though, the
plan didn't go exactly

the way we wanted, poor Jere.

[crying]

Anyway, when we went back to
the WOOHP training facility,

we found out that Dean was,
get this, a double agent!

Can't say we say
that one coming.

So then, we find
ourselves hanging on

for dear life over
this bottomless-pit,

evil, ballroom thingy.

And just when it
looks like we're

about to bite it big time,
this freaky mystery helicopter

shows up.

Hello!

Can you say random?

I so have no idea what's
gonna happen to us.

[grunting]

Thanks for the save,
Mr. Helicopter Guy.

ALL: [gasp] Jerry!

I can't believe it!

You're still alive!

JERRY: [giggling]

It really is you!

In that case, group hug!

ALL: Aw!

Ew!

Gross!

We're the ones who should
be sweating, not you.

It's not sweat, Clover.

It's my wetsuit, tailor
made by Grahams of London--

kept me well insulated
in the chilly waters.

Ah, that's better!

But we thought
you were totally

swimming with the fishes.

So does Terrance, no doubt.

Your more than convincing
reactions saw to that.

How could you
trick us like that!

I'm sorry about that, spies.

But now that
Terence truly thinks

I'm cavorting with
the crustaceans,

we can safely thwart
his evil plan to hijack

the Spy Droid project.

Ugh, Spy Droid, Spy
Droid, Spy Droid--

that's all anyone's
talking about these days.

Yeah, how come we never
heard about it before?

The Spy Droid project
is WOOHP's most top secret

endeavor.

I've been personally
spearheading it for 15 years.

At an ultra high
security location,

WOOHP is building
a small army of

super sophisticated androids.
SAM: [gasp]

ALEX: Wow!

JERRY: But they
will, in fact, be

the super agents of the future.

Whoa, let me
get this straight,

you want to replace
us with machines?

Some gratitude for
all our hard work.

Yeah, so much for
being the chosen ones.

Girls, girls, the
spy droids won't

be operational for 50 years.

By then, you'll no
doubt be sipping

tea in your charming,
Cotswold cottages.

Cotswold cottages?

OK, Bahamian
villas-- whichever,

but your jobs are safe and
more crucial than ever now

that Terence is on the loose.

But why is Terence so
interested in the spy droids?

Unfortunately,
we don't know what

nefarious plans he has in mind.

But we do know this--

if the spy droids ever
fell into the wrong hands,

they could take over the world.

Wow, this could be like the
most important WOOHP mission

ever!

You know, besides the one where
our mall was under attack.

We've got to stop him!

We've got to find him first!

But where could he be?

I think I've got
a pretty good idea.

Hypersonic speed!

[whoosh]

[shivering and teeth chattering]

Welcome to Antarctica, spies--

home of WOOHP's most
clandestine facility.

Wow!

It's so clandestine
I can't even see it!

That's the idea.

Follow me.

All I can say is they
better have a hot tub!

[music playing]

[beeping]

Now keep it down, girls.

We must retain the
element of surprise.

[WHISPERING] Wow, that's the
most androids I've ever seen!

And let me tell you, I've
seen a lot of Androids!

[gasp] Look!

[laughs]

And now, the moment
I've been waiting for--

time for the droids to
awaken from their slumber

and serve Master Terrance!

Hm.

[static]

What's happening?

Get up, you titanium twits!

The spies must have
switched the chip.

I told you we
couldn't trust them!

Impossible!

JERRY: Impossible
is our business.

[gasp] You're alive!

But Terrance saw you do a
bloomin' header himself!

JERRY: [laughing] Some a
trick of the eye, ol' chum.

[scream]

[grunting]

You're going down,
double-agent boy!

[whooshing]

[screams]

[laughing]

[g*n firing]

[laughing]

You never were able to defend
against my atomic wedgie,

brother!

Brother?

You wish!

I'm afraid it's true.

Ladies, meet my twin
brother, Terrence.

[gasp] Twin brother?

[music playing]

But, Jere, he doesn't
even look like you!

The magic of plastic
surgery, my dear.

A little nip here, a
little tuck there--

after all, who would want
to look like the most

evil man in the world?

Jerry, evil?

As if!

Apparently, you
didn't get the memo.

You're the evil twin, not him!

Yeah!

Jerry has dedicated his
entire life to fighting evil!

Not quite his entire
life, I'm sorry to say.

There was a time when
this paragon of virtue

was evil incarnate
in short pants!

Dear, young Jerald
and I were just

finishing up our fourth year at
venerable Clottsworthy Academy.

Knowing our parents expected
nothing less than perfection,

we decided to share our
knowledge during final exams.

You cheated?

We cheated.

But one fateful day,
the jig was up--

for me, at least.

I was hung out to dry by my
own brother, my twin brother!

While little Terrance's
life spiraled downward,

and he turned to pilfering
pennies just to survive--

and all because of his
dear, twin brother!

You expect us to
believe all that?

Not only would
Jerry never cheat,

the idea that he would betray
his brother, his twin brother--

It's the only time I've
ever lied in my entire life.

And not a day goes by
that I don't regret it.

Enough waltzing
down memory lane!

Give me that real
microchip, now!

I'm sorry, dear brother,
but I don't have it.

[scoffs] It seems this is
the second time you've ever

lied in your entire life.

Dean!

Looks like you've
chipped your tooth!

[grunting]

[laugh]

[screams]

[grunts]

COMPUTER: Password, please.

Winford.

How did you know?

That the password was the name
of your childhood pet wombat?

That mangy marsupial
menace you loved even more

than your own brother?

You know, lattes
also come in decaf.

[laughing]

Behold!

My very own army of evil
Jerrys, or is that redundant?

[laughing]

Wow, they even have
your same exact comb-over.

Very clever, what do you
have in store for us now?

These creatures with my
likeness robbing banks

all over the world?

How petty, is it any wonder
mother liked me best?

Robbing banks?

Please.

You're going to witness the
destruction of the one thing

you love most--

WOOHP!

And you are going to
do the destroying!

[laughing]

No!

You can't do that!

[rumbling]

[music playing]

Good heavens!

[scream] Let him go, you evil,
spy droid, Jerry lookalike!

Unhand me at once!
[grunting]

You will never
get away with this!

Who's going to stop me, you?

[laughing]

Well, barring any flight delays,
we should be in Beverly Hills

by 1:30-ish, destroyed
WOOHP by, oh,


beach for a well deserved nap.

Oh, one more thing,
Dean, get rid of them.

And this time, do it right.

And do it slowly.

[laughing]

[grunting]

[laughing]

[g*n whining]

Dean, um, can't
we talk about this?

You know, that thing
is really dangerous.

A job well done
is its own reward.

[buzzing]

[gasps]

Hey, aren't you supposed
to be the bad guy?

You just let us go.

That was his first mistake!

Wait!

I'm on your side!

Guys, I can explain.

Listen, I'm your actual
WOOHP instructor.

I'm your friend!

All your virtual instructors
were just a different part

of my personality, see!

Whoa!

Freaky!

The only way for
you to get out alive

was for me to get
close to Terence,

so I pretended to switch sides.

Besides, I'd seen
you guys in action.

I knew you'd find a
safe way out somehow.

So you're a
double, double agent?

Double double?

Wouldn't that make
him a quadruple agent?

The point here is, I'm
one of the good guys.

I knew someone so cute
could never be evil.

You know, I've got this
debutante ball coming up soon,

and I was wondering if maybe--

Later, Clover!

We've got to save WOOHP now!

Let's go!

[helicopter taking off]

Now remember what you learned.

Even though we'll be
outnumbered by about 100 to 1,

you can win by a
evaluating your fear factor

and manipulating it,
surrendering to your intuition,

and using teamwork.

See, he even talks cute!

Hang on!

There it is,
WOOHP headquarters,

the epicenter of all evil!

Attention spy droids, fulfill
your glorious mission!

Jump and attack!

[music playing]

Hm?

Hey, boss is back.

[gasp]

Gary, what's going--
[grunts]

[expl*si*n]

[thud]

[expl*si*n]

[siren blaring]

[explosions]

[laughing]

Attacking the
innocent, how noble.

Coming from a
true man of honor.

Now, time for us
to join the party!

[alarm blaring]

[phone rings]

WOOHP headquarters--
I'm sorry,

he's tied up at the moment.

Would you like his voice mail?

[laughing]

Take one last
look, dear brother,

before it's all gone for good.

Do what you will, Terence.

But you can never
completely destroy WOOHP.

Not unless I blow
up the nuclear core.

That's impossible!

Only I have the clearance
to access that information!

And I personally designed
the security system

based on the latest in
DNA scan technology!

And I, being your
identical twin brother--

Share my DNA.

Why didn't I think
of that before?

[music playing]

[expl*si*n]

[gasp] That's
WOOHP headquarters!

It's under attack!

[grunt]

Hey, this will
get the red out!

[gasp] Hiyah!

It's all in the wrist!

[grunting]

Hiyah!

Somebody has gotta
take the fall!

Let's go!

[alarm blaring]

Terry, you don't
know what you're doing.

Don't I?

The core of WOOHP
will be no more--

like your cold, black heart!

[beeping]

Spy droid will self
destruct in 60 seconds--



Farewell, dear brother!

Wait, don't I at least
get a proper handshake?

How about the Clottsworthy
Academy secret handshake--

for old times sake?

I suppose it would be
a fittin' final parting.

In spite of all this, you
must know I'm deeply sorry.

You always have
been an odd bird.

Hm, more like a sly fox.

[music playing]

[screaming and grunting]

[zapping]

ALL: Jerry!

[expl*si*n]

Ah, mirrors, is there
anything they can't do?

No time to waste, spies.

There's a walking time b*mb
headed for the core of WOOHP.

We've only seconds to
spare-- and 498 to go!

With luck, this chip
should deactivate the lock!

COMPUTER: Password, please.

Winford.
COMPUTER: Invalid

Invalid?

He must have changed
the password!

Evil twin?

COMPUTER: Invalid.

Ugh, rude much?

COMPUTER: Invalid.

[gasp] Wedgie!

COMPUTER: Invalid.

[grunts]

Uh, backstabber!

[beeping]
ALL: Oh!

JERRY: [giggling]

[beeping]



[powering down]

COMPUTER: Spy droids
deactivated, have a nice day!

Yes!

Backstabber, how did you know?

It was Terrance's
favorite word,

whenever he talked about Jerry.

[laughing]



Ground zero!

What?

Why is WOOHP still standing?
[sirens]

[gasp]

JERRY: My spies might have
had something to do with that.

[music playing]

Mummy and Daddy thought
you showed such promise.

But sadly, misfortune
lead you astray.

Misfortune nothing!

It was you!

Indeed, and I
can't help feeling

partly responsible for the
path your life has taken.

Oh, how magnanimous of you!

So I contacted our old
headmaster and confessed.

I'm going to be punished, by
repeating the fourth grade.

Ah, finally, a little justice.

But we must all accept
responsibility for our actions,

[interposing voices]
And you'll do that,

I'm afraid, in a maximum
security WOOHP cell.

Farewell, dear brother.

I prefer au revoir.

[laughing]

[music playing]

I can't believe we're
getting our promotions!

We didn't even finish our
official WOOHP training.

Dean said we totally deserve
to be called super spies

because we saved WOOHP.

Well, then I totally
deserve a date with Dean.

After all, I did save your life.

Clover, I'd be
honored to escort

you to your debutante ball.

Aw.
-

[clears throat] Might we
attend the business at hand,

your promotions?

Sure!

I say we celebrate
our promotions

with a party tonight!

Yeah!

Great idea, Alex!

Ladies, this is a very
solemn occasion, and--

[phone rings]

Yes?

Uh, Mother, yes, of course
I'm glad to hear from you.

Well, it's just that I'm a
little, um, busy right now.

You're here?

At the airport?

Well, I wasn't expecting
you till next week.

But I'm-- well,
it's very important.

And there's this
party later, you see.

And-- yes, Mother,
I'll be right there.

[giggling]

Sorry, agents, we'll have to
make this brief-- duty calls.

Oh, we understand--
mama's boy!

[gasps]

With these medals, I
hereby promote you three

to the level of super spies.

[clapping]

[music playing]

Wow, thank you, Jerry.

Clover.

Um, just to be clear,
these are real diamonds

and not rhinestones, right?

Alex.

Ooh, it's kind of heavy.

[laughing]

Mother!

[footsteps running]

Get in here, Dean!

We couldn't have
done it without you!

Thanks, girls.

[music playing]

[laughs]

Guard!

Guard!

Jerry?

H-- h-- how did
you get in there?

It's my criminal
brother, Terrance!

He escaped and locked
me in his cell!

We've got to find him
before he strikes again!

Sure, boss, whatever you say.

[grunt]

[thud]

[laughing]

[theme music]