05x14 - Totally Mystery Much?

[bunniefuu]

[beeping]

[theme music]

Careful now.

This is the greatest
discovery in decades.

[explodes]

[sinister laughing]

Hmm.

Whoa!

[groans irritably]

Hey, Sammy!

Hey Sammy me.

Look at this place.

You girls leave a trail
everywhere you go.

Well, aren't those your books.

Totally!

Like, who are you to
play the blame game?

They're on the floor
because I tripped

on one of Alex's silly games.

[gasps] Silly!

Resurgence of the Underground
Creature is anything but silly.

The title alone
should tell you that.

[kisses]

Besides, what's the big deal?

Being messy is
part of dorm life.

It's a rite of passage like
dating cute college boys.

[beeps]

Hi, Clover.

I would be honored if you
would accompany with me

to the library studies picnic.

[beeps]

Hi, Clover.

The math club is
having a dance and--

[beeps]

Um, I just want to
say your eyes sparkle

like the crystal
of ultimate power

in [inaudible] zone level 63.
- Ugh!

It's like I'm a geek
magnet ever since I

accidentally went into that
comic book store at the mall.

From the outside, it totally
looked like a shoe store.

[sighs] I wouldn't
mind if a few

geeks were interested in me.

How about you
getting interested

in a little cleaning.

[gasps]

[screaming]

Uh. once again,
impeccable timing.

You're the one who
times these things, Jer.

I know.

I was commending myself.

There have been reports
of strange goings

on at the Chateau St. Shishi
Ski Resort in the Alps,

and I want you to investigate.

Yeah!

[gasps] Chateau St. Shishi!

That's like the most shishi
chateau in the world.

We are so on it.

And I have the perfect outfit.

I certainly hope it doesn't
clash with your gadgets.

Don't worry.

You can just redesign
the gadgets if they do.

We have the net throwing
extendable rod mascara,

multifunction charm bracelets--

Classics.

Go with any outfit.

And the portable skiboots.

They go from fashion statement
to skis in 0.0001 seconds.

Last but not least,
you'll need this.

[gasps]

ALL: Wow!

Sweet ride, Jer.

Thanks!

Shishi, here we come.

[sinister laughing]

Whoa!

Finally, you are the one I've
been waiting for all my life.

So it begins.

Hmm?

[gasps]

ALEX: No way!

Does it get any better?

I think it just did.

[groans]

How could anything bad
happen at a place like this?

[screams]

Huh?

That's how!

That outfit's a crime.

So, where do you want to
start our investigation?

Over there by the cute guy?

All right!

Whoa!

Maybe we should
start with them.

Excuse me.

Hello?

Excuse me.

Pardon me.

Miss?

Stop right there!

[gasps] You got
to get out of here.

This place is dangerous.

Dangerous?

[giggles] Everything looks
fine, even the gondola is--

[screams]

Crashing down to Earth!

Come on, spies!

[screams]

OK, so maybe it's a little
dangerous here after all.

[grunts]

[screams]

I guess we know where to
start our investigation.

What do you think of
these teeth marks?

Snow rats?

Even if such a thing did
exist, these are too big.

I'll get a saliva sample
for Jerry to analyze.

Sammy, Alex, look at
these strange tracks.

Totally not snow rats.

At least I hope.

Maybe these are bear tracks.

Hello!

Like bears hibernate
this time of year.

[strains]

[gasps]

Maybe it has insomnia.

Careful!

[screams]

Let me out of this thing!

You first!

I'm on a very
important mission.

The bunny slopes
are on the other side.

So hop on over and stop
interfering in our mission.

[laughs]

[strains]

OK, someone has to give or
we'll all become icicles here.

I'll release you only if
you promise to do the same.

Fine, but no funny stuff.

[screams]

Wow!

On second thought, you
can snare me any time.

Unbelievable.

The poshest resort in all of
Switzerland, and I get the one

and only geek here.

I'm not a geek.

I'm Martin Mystery, paranormal
investigator extraordinaire.

[scoffs] I guess
I stand corrected.

Come on, girls.

Wait.

Who are you working for.

You are clearly
not a WOOHP agent.

WOOHP?
Boring.

I'm from The Center.

We handle all the cool
paranormal cases in the world.

[scoffs] Well,
I doubt this case

has anything to do
with the paranormal

since there's no such thing.

[chuckles] You know, you
remind me of my sister Diana.

She's a really
lame buzzkill, too.

[yells]

Hey, look at this.

[gasps]

Aha!

Proof of the paranormal.

How else can you explain
footprints just ending?

CLOVER: That's how.

The culprit hopped
on a snowmobile.

[laughs]

MARTIN: Well, OK, but
what about the skiers

who disappeared from the resort.

That's a paranormal
mystery for sure.

People have disappeared?

Martin might be
on to something.

In Resurgence of the
Underground Creature,

the base resurfaced only to take
humans underground with them.

This is nothing
like R of the UC.

That game is so old.

It's an electronic fossil.

This is totally arctic primates.

Hybrids rule the tundra
and feed off the humans.

Hottest game out there.

And we all know
life imitates art.

I believe it's the other
way around, art imitates life.

[sighs] So Diana.

Hmm?

Hmm.

So much for
following the tracks.

Now what?
- Well, so long.

Nice knowing you.

Good luck on your mission.

[gasps]

Hey, What do you say
we work together on this?

Great idea!

[groans angrily]

Uh, um.

Only if Jerry approves.

Girls, how's the
investigation going?

Good.

We found some--

Clo, cut to the chase.

Jer, what do you know about
The Center and Martin Mystery.

We ran it to him, and
he wants to team up.

The Center!

Martin Mystery!

Oh, my!

Oh, my!

[gasps]

Martin's boss, MOM
and I go way back.

Your mom is Martin's boss?

Mystery Organization
Manager, M-O-M.

Teaming up is a
fabulous idea, girls.

His credentials are
on par with yours.

Ouch!

That one hurt.

Hmm.

Jer, while I have you, what
about that saliva sample?

Well, that's a
tricky one, Sam.

I haven't gotten
anything conclusive yet.

Say no more.

Slime scan to the rescue.

Uwatch activated.

Slime scan selected.

[beeps]

[gasps]

We'll just dual
swap our info and--

[gasps]

I knew it!

It's Yeti saliva.

How can that be?

There's no such thing.

Any more.

But they used to exist
and in fact there

was a very recent discovery.

That's right!

A scientist recently found
a specimen in the Antarctic.

Then I guess we owe this
scientist a little visit.

We'll use my eye
cutter to get in.

Thanks but we have
our own gadgets.

Mine are better.

It's not the gadget.

It's the gadgeteer.

[giggles]

Watch and learn.

Eye cutter selected

Ha!

Huh!

[gasps]

Jerry, is so getting us an
eye cutter when we get back.

MARTIN: Ha, ha, ha!

[groans irritably]

[giggles]

Ha!

All right.
It's real.

But it's not exactly
running around the mountain

wreaking havoc.
It's frozen in ice.

Girls, look at this!

Huh!

Yeah, hi.

Not a girl.

Martin Mystery, the guy who's
been helping you all day.

Think someone's extracting
DNA from this creature.

But why?

My guess is that's why.

[growls]

Oh, perfect.

Adored by yet another geek.

I got him, Clover.

Ha, don't worry, Clover.

I'll save you.
Whoa!

Whoa!

Not so fast!

[growls]

ALEX: Clover!

SAM: Get back here!

Glacier goggles?

Why would a Yeti want
what such a thing?

Guess you're never too
hairy to accessorize.

We should head back to WOOHP.

We should go to The Center.

Go ahead.

We don't need you
to rescue Clover.

Hmm, rescue Clover.

On second thought,
I've always wanted

to see what WOOHP was like.

So how is MOM?

Does she talk about me much?

I remember the cutest
thing she said to me once--

Custom-made glacier goggles
sure don't come cheap.

Only three shipped
in the last month.

Let's see to whom.

Hey, a pair went to
the park ranger station

near the Chateau St. Shishi.

Bingo!

Back to Switzerland.

[yelps] What a shame.

Gotta run.

Nice meeting you though.

[screams]

Oh, do tell MOM I say hello.

[yells]

I got to talk to
MOM about getting one

of these jetpacks parachutes.

So you admit our gadgets
are better than yours?

Different, yes.

Better, no.

Let's do a recon
before we enter.

There she is.

[groans]

[teeth chattering]

It's warmer outside.

[moans]

Don't worry, Clover.

Martin Mystery to the rescue.

[gasps]

[straining to speak]

Aren't you going to untie me?

[growls]

[panics]

Oh!

Even the geeks
think I'm hideous.

[growls]

Poor, Clover.

But on the bright side, you have
your own fur-lined boots now.

[growling]

[laughs nervously]
Who are your friends?

[inaudible]

Don't you ever
walk into buildings?

Freeze right there, furball.

[growls] [spits]

[screams]

[gasps]

Eww!

Why are you doing this?

[growls] I'm not the
one destroying the land.

It's those developers
over-developing

the entire mountain.

I had to take action.

You couldn't sign a
petition or chain yourself

to a tree like most protesters?

Huh?

No!

What about the crazy skiers
always going off the trail

and getting lost.

Who do you think has to find
them and bring them back?

I do.

I'm tired of it.

It's your job.

I became a park ranger to
take care of the mountain, not

the people.

Well, you can't
scare everyone away.

I don't need to
with the Yeti DNA

I already administered
to your friend here

and to the scientists.

Thank you very
much for the find.

I'll populate the whole
mountain with Yetis.

Yeti Mountain!

Great idea for a video game.

One more thing--

Ow!

[groans]

Ouch!

[struggling]

I'll come back for you
once I get rid of the resort.

You should be
transforming by then.

Transforming?

Don't worry.

I'll drill us out of here.

Just uncover my
Uwatch, then I can

laser with the rest of the ice.

You've done enough damage.

Damage?

I didn't get captured if
that's what you're implying.

I'm not implying.

I'm saying.

Based on what?

Rule number 1!

Don't provoke the villain!

Quiet!

[avalanche rumbling]

Did you hear that?

Avalanche!

Get ready to--

Already on it.

[screams]

Sammy, you have
snow on your eyebrows.

What's the matter?

What is it?

Oh, nothing.

You're turning Yeti!

[growls]

Huh?

[beeps]

Oh, no!

- Girls--
- Martin--

- There's another disturbance--
- There's another disturbance.

At the ski resort.

MOM?

Oh my!

Jerry?

I had no idea.

I haven't seen you since the
secret organization conference

in Venice three years ago.

[chuckles] Was
that Venice or Oslo?

Eww!

Hurry Before they say
something we'll never forget.

[banging]

[groaning]

[crashing]

[screaming]

[gasps]

[growling]

We have to stop them
before we become one of them.

Cool move!

Can this possibly
get any worse?

People are trapped inside.

[screams]

Oh, no!

[growls]

Go for it, Sammy.

We'll keep these-- guys,
girls, whatever they are busy.

[screams]

Let's do it.

[growls]

Hey, watch it!

Oh!

Whoa!

Just once, I'd like to see
something defy physics.

[growls]

Oh!

Not a good time!

[growls]

[groans]

Gotcha!

[screams]

Who put this tree here?

Hey!

Mind if I catch a ride?

Hmm.

OK, now!

Ha!

Ha!

Martin!

How about a little winter
warrior pew action?

Ah!

My second favorite game.

ALEX: Yeah!

No hard feelings, but a spy's
gotta do what a spy's gotta do.

[growls]

[screams]
- Aha!

Hi-yah!

[giggles]

[screams]

[growls]

Whoa!

[screams]

[screams]

[gasps]

Sammy!

This won't hold long.

Martin, use your eye cutter to
slice an opening in the roof.

[grunts]

[explodes]

[gasps]

[screams]

Sam!

No!

[screams]

Whoa!

Yes!

Jerry's not gonna
be happy about that.

[growls]

Aha!

Hmm.

[growls]

[horn honks]

[growls]

ALEX: [deep sighs] Clover.

MARTIN: Don't worry, Clover.

I'll save you.

Soon as we get home, WOOHP
and The Center will work

on recalculating the ranger's
formula to extract the Yeti

DNA [growls] from all of us.

Wow!

Awesome!

Are you sure it worked?

You know Jer doesn't exactly
focus when MOM's around.

What if they got
the formula wrong?

You look great, Clover.

Honest.

Not a Yeti hair in sight.

So, Martin, what do you
say we grab a double mocha

frappe whippacino at Mali--

Yeah, that sounds
great and all,

but I kinda have other plans.

Whoa!

An advance copy of
Extra-terrestrial Lizard Wars!

It's not even scheduled to
be out until next summer.

I know!

Next week, I'm getting The
Slothra Chronicles Volume 94.

Oh, boy!

The Center.

Sorry, Alex.

I gotta run.

Wait.
Hey!

- Bye.
- Oh, no!

Martin!

Trust me.

It's for the best, Alex.

Now, you don't
have to date a geek

and be second fiddle to
his comic book collection.

[sighs]

All I know is we have to
talk to Jerry about the way

we're summoned to WOOHP.

This seems so much
more pleasant.

Yummy.