05x25 - Totally Dunzo – Parts 1

[bunniefuu]

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[beeping]

[theme music]

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Hm.

If only I can get this
blasted device to work.

Then the villain gene
will be reversed,

and crime will finally
be a thing of the past.

[beep]

[static]

Ah!

Oh, it's no use.

I'll never figure this out.

Perhaps I'm losing my touch.

Perhaps it's time I retired
from being a spy altogether.

MOTHER: Jerry?

Jerry, are you down there?

Yes, mother, dear.

Right here.

What's keeping you so busy?

After all, you're
only a hotel manager.

I'm not busy.

Just doing a little experiment
that will hopefully reform

the hotel check-in process.

I do wish you'd
stop this nonsense.

Now, have your afternoon tea.

[music playing]

The Earl Gray tastes
particularly good today.

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I don't know
about you girls, but

after shopping spree of that
magnitude, I'm way wiped.

Tote.

An hour at The Groove
is more exhausting

than a day at the gym.

Good thing we've got
such a k*ller parking spot.

[whistle]

No so fast, wannabes!

Mandy?

What the heck are you doing?

And more importantly, what
the heck are you wearing?

The [inaudible]
presidential uniform.

And in my first act as
prez, I've just reassigned

all the parking spaces.

Huh?

[gasps]

Um, excuse me.

Since when does our
dorm have a president?

[chuckles.]

Since I appointed
myself to the position.

And FYI, your new parking
spot is over there.

[beeping]

Where?

I don't see anything.

Over there past the
cafe, and the gym,

and the quad, and the beach.

Happy hiking, losers.

This is so unfair.

There is no way we
can walk that far.

Don't worry, Sam.

We won't have to.

Yee-ha!

[tires screeching]

Whoa!
Talk about a bold move, Clover.

What can I say?

When it comes to velvet
ropes, I always get my way.

[music playing]

Oh, well.

To the cabinet of broken
dreams you go along

with my dreams of global peace.

[phone ringing]

Jerry here.

MAN [ON PHONE]:
Hello, Mr. Lewis.

Are you ready for your
wildest dreams to come true?

Pardon me?

MAN [ON PHONE]: Are you ready
to see worldwide corruption

eliminated forever?

Well, of course, yes.

MOTHER: Then today
is your lucky day,

because I've got exactly
what you need to make

villains a thing of the past.

What do you say?

I say, I'd love to hear more.

[music playing]

Huh?

[music playing]

Ah!

I can't think of
anything more satisfying

than strolling the quad
in a totally hot ensemble.

I can.

Think of how satisfying it'll
be to see Mandy's face when

she finds out where we parked.

[laughter]

Good point Sam.

Outwitting Mandy is
pretty gratifying.

Totally, on account of
she's the meanest person

I've ever met.

You're right.

Even with all the baddies
we've gone up against,

Mandy still wins the prize
for biggest pain in the butt.

And the worst part is
she'll never, ever change.

[rumbling]

Was that an earthquake?

[rumbling and screaming]

More like a WOOHP quake!

[yelling]

Yo!

What's with the random fiesta!

I don't know!

Maybe Jere's helping us
celebrate our shopping success!

Uh, girls?

Something tells me it's a
little bigger than that!

[yelling]

Awesome!

Now this is what I call
the royal treatment.

Which means either the
WOOHP conduit's on the fritz,

or Jerry's finally
gone off the deep end.

[yelling]

I'm going with option
B because nothing

says crazy like a cookie
confetti WOOHPing.

[fireworks]

Jeez, Jere.

Talk about an
enthusiastic WOOHPing.

I thought the occasion
called for a little excitement.

You see, I have some very
important news for you.

What kind of news?

[sighs]

The kind where I'm
selling WOOHP and retiring

from the spy business for good.

[laughter]

Good one, Jere.

Yeah You really had us
going there for a sec.

Totally.

So what's our mission,
Captain Jokester?

This is no joke, girls.

I've been contacted
by Mr. X, the world's

foremost authority on security.

His company is going to take
over WOOHP and the world

of baddie bashing.

[sighs]

And this is also your
fondest dream come true.

Because the firm uses
villain-capturing droids,

you too will be able to retire.

[TOGETHER] What!

But this doesn't
make any sense.

Yeah!

Even though you're
a super old dude

doesn't mean you have
to hang up your hat.

Hm.

And just because we always
complain about being spies

doesn't mean we're
ready to retire, either.

Although I'd like to
continue to fight global crime,

I'm afraid I've lost
my aptitude for it.

The world would be a safer
place if a more capable

spy took over the agency.

[TOGETHER] Hm.

But this is my
mum's house in England

where I'll be retiring to.

Quaint, don't you think?

But this is all so sudden.

I mean, how do you even know
this Mr. X and his droids

can do the job?

[beeping]

A fighter jet has taken off
from a nearby military facility

without its pilot.

Go on the mission,
and you'll see just

how superior the droids are.
- Oh, please!

Like some dumb droids are going
to be better spies than us?

So not going to happen.

As in file that under "As if!"

Trust me girls.

Seeing is believing.

[yelling]

[music playing]

According to my X-Powder,
the rogue jet should be right

on top of us, which
means those droid

thingies can't be far behind.

Then how come we're more
alone than Mandy on prom night?

[yelling]

[music playing]

On second thought, I think
we're in the right spot.

Which means if we want to save
the city and prove Jerry wrong,

we've got to stop that jet ASAP!

Come on!

OK, there it is.

Now how do we bring it down
withing getting pummeled

or messing up our do's?

We go for the old triple
bungee lasso maneuver.

Save and hair-friendly.

Good thinking, Sammy.

Whoa!

Cease and desist your
air attack at this moment.

Whoa!

What is that thing?

I think it's our replacement.

And FYI, it's seriously
freaky looking.

I don't know about
you, girls, but I'm not

about to be out-spied by
some overgrown toaster oven!

You're right, Sam.

Let's show that thing that being
a WOOHP agent is all about.

[yelling]

Cease and desist!

Cease and desist!

[music playing]

Too bad plucking a plane out
of the sky like a stray eyebrow

hair isn't in our repertoire.

[g*nf*re]

[yelling]

[music playing]

This is your final warning.

Cease and desist all
air attack activity.

[music playing]

[beeping]

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[expl*si*n]

Wowza!

Now that's what I
call a takedown.

[yelling]

So, ladies, what
did you think?

So the droids are way
proficient at capturing

baddies.
Big deal.

Yeah.

It doesn't mean we
have to trust them.

I assure you the new head
of WOOHP is quite reputable.

In fact, I've checked his
references all the way up

to the Queen of England.

[royal music]

Hm.

I know it's hard to accept,
girls, but the days of spying

are over for me and you.

[gasps]

Oh, no!

So you mean this is
really the end for us?

No more WOOHPing, no more
gadgets, and no more baddies?

That's correct.

And no more training, no more
teamwork, and no more missions?

I'm afraid not.

And no more posh jets,
no more international

dating, and no more unauthorized
use of the WOOHP credit card?

Uh, should have kept
that last one to myself.

Consider yourself
forgiven, Clover.

With your years of
exemplary service,

you certainly deserve it.

In fact, all of you deserve
praise for your dedication

and hard work.

The world is truly a better
place because of you.

You too, Jere.

Yeah.

You're an amazing
spy, an amazing boss,

and an amazing friend.

Totally!

Now everyone get in here
for an amazing group hug

before I completely melt.

[crying]

Now, now.

You needn't be sad.

Just because I'm
going to England

doesn't mean we
won't see each other.

You swear?

Of course I do.

In fact, I'll organize a party
with all the WOOHP agents

to celebrate our success.

How's spring break sound?

JERRY: Oh, that
sounds lovely, Sam.

[music playing]

SAM [VOICEOVER]: And
what about another party

during winter vacation?

JERRY [VOICEOVER]: I'll
make the hot cocoa.

Extra marshmallows,
just how you like it.

And now for one last
bit of business.

I'll need you to hand over
your X-Powders and jetpacks.

[gasps]

But we can't give them back.

Yeah.

They're like a part if us.

Sorry, girls, but
it's for your own good.

However, you can
keep your spy suits.

[sighs]

[music playing]

OK, you can have
our gear back,

but only on one condition.

You promise to let us keep
our spy-tastic penthouse, too.

With pleasure.

Now, prepare for
your final WOOHPing.

[music playing]

[yelling]

Bye, Jere!

Bye, Jerry!

[music playing]

Nicely done, troops, but
our work has just begun.

It's time to prepare for
phase two of my plan.

[music playing]

[yelling]

Sad as I am about not
being spy chic anymore,

I definitely won't
miss these WOOHPings.

You can say that again.

Oh.

No, seriously, I
couldn't hear you.

Say that again.

Take that!

And that!

And that!

Looks like I'm
going to have to dig

deep to move this hunk of junk!

We may have endured
our last WOOHPing,

but the wrath of Mindy
is alive and well.

Come on!

[music playing]

Mandy!

If you leave so much as
a fingerprint on my--

Hiya!

Whoa!

[crash]

Mandy, are you OK?

Mandy?
- Ouch.

Come on, girls!

Grab a leg!

Of course I'm OK.

Now get your loser hands off me!

[gasps]

[screams]

Oh, no!

I-- I-- I-- I broke a nail!

Oh!

Did she really just pass
out over a broken nail?

[music playing]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

SAM: Mandy!

Mandy!

Snap out of it.

Clover?

Sam?

Alex?

It's so nice to see you guys.

Uh, are you sure you
didn't meet your head

when you slipped, Mandy?

I feel fine.

In fact, when I broke
my nail, my whole life

flashed before my
eyes, and I realized

that I'm a horrible person.

No argument there.

So from now in, I am
going to be a good person,

and my first deed is to get
your old parking spot back.

Now if you'll excuse me, I
have a lot of work to do.

[laughs]

OK.

First WOOHP closes, and
now this freak show?

It's like our whole
world's tuned upside done.

Come on.

The only thing
that'll cheer us up

is another shopping
spree Rodeo Drive-style.

[music playing]

It's going to
be so nice to hear

the pitter patter of Jerry's
little feet around the house

again.

[humming]

Let's see.

Tea, scones.

Oh, and Jerry's favorite.

Devonshire cream.

[humming]

Oh!

My word.

I'm so very sorry.

Trust me, dear.

You will be.

[yelling]

[crash]

[humming]

Since we already
have cute outfits,

the obvious next step is
to get some cute shoes.

No pun intended.

And wouldn't you know it,
here's a shoe store right here.

In that case, let's do it!

[laughs]

OK, but follow my lead.

Shop in a calm, orderly
manner, and don't get too

emotional about your purchases.

Wow!

Look at all the cool shoes!

I want!
I want!

I want!

Oh!

Way!

[TOGETHER] All right!

[music playing]

One pair of snappy patent
leather flats for me.

And one pair of faux
fur striders for me.

And 10 pairs of
assorted shoes for me.

I'm not going to have to go shoe
shopping again for like a week.

[music playing]

[gasps]

Hold it right there!

Your money's no
good here, girls.

Put this on my account,
and throw in some

of those cute rainbow laces.

Mandy, that this is
a really nice gesture,

but you don't have to--

Nonsense.

After all the grief I
put you three through,

it is the least I can do.

[TOGETHER] Uh, thanks, Mandy.

[laughs]

OK, is it possible that Mandy
really turned over a new leaf,

or is this just another
one of her tricks?

Who cares?

I just got a huge bag of shoes
and it didn't cost me a cent.

Oh!

Maybe we should take the
car shopping before she

comes back to her senses.

[TOGETHER] Hey!

Hurry!

We've got to nab
that shoe napper!

[music playing]

Look!

It's a crime fighting droid!

- Hold up.
- Huh?

Why should we
break a sweat when

this is so that droid's job?

Hey, droidie!

Baddie coming right at you!

[beeping]

Did what I think just
happened actually happen?

You bet it did.

That droid totally let
that crook get away.

Not even on the job
for one day, and they're

already slacking off?

How lame is that?

You owe me 10 pairs
of shoes, pal!

Hey, what's up with
those news choppers?

I don't know, but they
seem to be checking out

something on the next block.

Then maybe we should, too.

[music playing]

[shouting]

What's going on now?

And where are the droids?

[expl*si*n]

[laughs]

[shouting]

[band music]

[music playing]

It looks like some
sort of crime wave.

Every criminal in
town must be here.

Look!

It's not just happening
in Beverly Hills.

It's like all over So Cal!

[laughs]

Hey, we were watching those.

[screaming]

[music playing]

These guys are
stealing everything

that isn't nailed down,
and a few things that are.

Oh, no!

Incoming!

[shouting]

Then we need to be outgoing!

I don't get it.

There droids were supercharged
baddie bashers on our mission,

but now they're totally MIA.

I don't know, but if someone
doesn't stop these criminals,

we're going to be RIP!

[shouting]

Maybe sooner than you think.

We're about five seconds
away from being stampeded.

Which way should we go?

There's only one way to go.

Up!

[shouting]

[barking]

Now that we're
not spies anymore,

we are so not equipped
to deal with this.

Which is why we better tell
Jerry about this right away.

There's a pay phone.

Cover me!

Cover you?

With what?

Uh, positive thoughts?

[music playing]

Hiya!

[music playing]

Ahh!

Looks like we're going to have
to make that call from Mali-U.

With pleasure.

Come on!

[music playing]

[gasping]

That was so crazy.

Ew.

Yeah, almost as crazy
how clean this place is.

Weird.

This place was a complete
mess earlier today.

Which is exactly why I
tidied up the place for you,

girlfriends.

Mandy?

You shouldn't have.

But since you did, did you
happen to clean under my bed?

It gets majorly
icky under there.

Of course.

It's the least I could do to
make up for the heinous stunts

I pulled over the years.

Thanks so much for
everything, Mandy.

We'll be in touch.

But-- but-- but!

Can't believe I'm saying
this, but I actually

liked the old Mandy better.

Hm!

[music playing]

JERRY: British flag boxer
shorts, Queen Mother coffee

mug, and Big Ben alarm clock.

Yep, that should
just about do it.

Except for my box of
failed gadgets, that is.

[phone ringing]

Hello, retirement central.

Jerry, it's us.

Girls, when I told
you to keep in touch,

I didn't mean for you to
call me this very day.

Duh!

This isn't a social call, Jere.

It's business, as in
crime is rampant all

over Beverly Hills
and those droids

aren't doing squat about it.

What?

That's impossible.

Those droids are highly
sophisticated-- ah!

Oh, my!

Jerry?

Jerry, what is it?

JERRY: You?

What are you doing here?

Oh!

JERRY [ON PHONE]: [screaming]

Jerry?

Jerry!

[dial tone]

He's gone!

[music playing]

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