06x16 - Trent Goes Wild

[bunniefuu]

THEME SONG: Sam,
Clover, Alex, whoo.

We arrive at the fashion world.

We are totally spies.

Genuine secret agents.

But we never give into fear.

Sam, Clover, Alex, whoo.

We'll win every day of the year.

S-P-I-E-S!

We are total spies.

Mandy's dry cleaning, check.

Low fat Fro Yo, check.

Now what else for her Highness?

"Star Gossip Weekly."

Better hurry before she goesinto gossip mag withdrawal.

[screaming]

OK, time for some mini sonicdisintegrator boom box action.

OMG.

That is so cute.

[laughing]

Excellent work, spies.

Allow me to finish the job.

He's all yours, Jer.

Now, if you don't mind, it'sback to campus life for us.

Whoa, Alex, Clover, Sam.

Oh, my.

That was so amazing.

I know they didn't learn
those moves at Mali U

Yes, it certainly was amazing.

Now, what did you say
your name was, my boy?

Trent.

Excellent.

Now, why don't you
come with me, Trent,

and I'll explain everything.

I don't know about you too,but after that wacky mission,

I am wiped.

Totally, I'm just gonnacouch potato out and do nothing

for the rest of the day.

Forget about vegging.

As in the Mali U Spring
Fling dance is tomorrow.

Uh-oh.

That hardly gives us anytime to shop for new clothes.

Hello I think we all havesomething far more serious

to think about than outfits.

We need dates for the dance.

Now, if you'll
excuse me for a moment,

I have some other
business to attend to.

So is this some kind of
super secret spy agency?

Can I be one too?

All very good
questions, Trent.

Ta ta.

That's it.

Almost done.

And memory erased.

Hopefully, that
clears everything up.

Ta ta.

OK, ladies, radar up.

There's got to be some cuteguys around here somewhere.

Cute's good, but I'm
looking for an athlete.

And I'm looking
for a brainiac.

Oh.

Trent?

There you are, intern.

What took you so long?

I'm not sure, Mandy.

I don't remember.

No way.

You wrinkled my dry cleaning andmy mags are totally thrashed,

and my fro yo is
more like fro no.

You're on thin ice, mister.

You're on thin ice,
mister, unless you

want to get replaced.

Replaced?

Who'd want to take this job?

Huh

No way.

Good one, Trent.

I'm going to
forgive you, Trent.

Clearly you sufferedsome sort of head injury.

You have one last chance
to make it up to me.

Be at the Groove in
precisely 30 minutes

to help me shop or else.

Oh, I'll be there, Mandy.

Did you see that?

Yeah.

I mean, I don't knowwhat's gotten in to Trent,

but I definitely like it.

Now, focus, girls,
the student union

is a guy hunting gold mine.

Maybe we should takethis guy quest on the road.

Hey, Jer.

What's the 911?

Mission time, spies.

We've just received
reports of a very

strange sighting at the Groove.

Strange, like a totally
unadvertised shoe sale?

No, strange like
a mysterious being

lurking amongst the buildings.

Sheesh.

How many freakycharacters are we supposed

to deal with in one day?

First that scorpion
thingy, and now this.

And now your gadgets.

Today, we have the expandingemery board springboard,

the mini mixtastic
clue centrifuge,

suction cup bottom go
go boots, super range

biodegradable spitball
tracker, in the wind

tunnel tornado blast hairdryer.

Sweet.

Good luck, spies,
on your way now.

Oopsie, wrong button.

Anyway, follow that gear.

Where is Trent?

He's 26 and a 1/2 seconds late.

[screaming]

OK, let's check it.

Look.

It's Mandy.

[grunting] Let go
of my stuff, loser.

Security!

Security.

Whoever or whatever
was attacking

her is going for the roof.

Then that's
where we're headed,

courtesy of the expandingemery boards springboard.

It's headed that way.

Leave a message.

Can't you see I'm strugglingfor my shopping survival here?

We've got to do somethingfast or that thing

is going to get Mandy.

Not if I can help it.

Talk about a shoppingdisaster, I am so out of here.

Guys, that monster
is getting away.

Man, that sneaky
shadow gave us the slip.

Look at all these
sequins that came

off of whatever it was wearing.

I mean, hello, 70s much.

These aren't sequins, Clover,they look more like scales.

Scales?

OK, now that's just plain grody.

Agreed.

Now let's see if the minimixtastic clue centrifuge

can give us some
more information

while we head back to school.

Talk about a weird mission.

I just can't get my head aroundwhy that thing was after Mandy.

I'm with you, Alex.

It's a total mystery.

Almost as much of a mysteryas who are dates to the Spring

Fling are going to be.

If we wait much longer,
that field of prospects

is going to get way thin.

Is it warm out here, or isit just that total hottie?

Who is that?

Wow.

Oh, that's just Trent.

Trent?

When did he go
from meek to chic?

Trent, I cannot
believe you blew me off.

Do you have any idea
what I've been through?

Whatever it was, it lookslike it was a pretty hair

raising experience.

[laughter]

This is unacceptable, Trent.

You have duties.

Duties.

Yeah, and my first
duty is to ignore you.

[laughter]

Oh, that's it.

You are so totally on probation.

Sh.

Use your indoor voice, Mandy.

That's a good girl.

What has gotten into him?

Beats me, but I'mliking me some Trent 2.0.

Wow.

Whoa, those are some
mad athletic skills.

Oh.

Ew, did he just
try to eat a fly?

[beeping]

Speaking of ew.

Looks like we've got
more info on our scales.

Come on.

So what's the verdict, Sammy?

Who's our scaly batty?

OK, this is way weird.

It says the scales camefrom a predatory arthropod.

Oh, no.

A predatory arthropod?

Uh, what's a
predatory arthropod?

In this case, a scorpion,a very big scorpion.

You mean like the one wenabbed just this morning?

Exactly like that one,which means only one thing.

He must've escaped from WOOHP.

We've got to let Jerry know.

Jer, we figured
out what happened

and came as fast as we could.

Good thinking.

Now perhaps you can tell
me what in the world

you're talking about.

You know, that
the gnarly scorpion

guy, the one who clearly needssome major skin moisturizer,

escaped.

Sorry, spies,
he's in the holding

cell behind that sliding wall.

But we found scorpionscales at the Groove right

after we chased him.

Sorry, girls, but
whatever you're chasing.

It's not him.

Oh my, it appears there'sa disturbance in progress

at the Mali U campus.

Mali U?

Hurry up, Jerry, you gotta--

I'm way ahead of you, girls.

Ew.

Thanks for nothing, Jer.

Hi.

Are you guys going
to the spring fling?

Because we're looking for dates.

Gross.

Ew.

What?

[scream]

It came from up there.

Then let's go, go,
go with our suction

cup bottomed go-go boots.

[scream]

Ew, get away
from me, you freak.

Trent?

No way.

Oh, it's way.

It's way way.

Trent, take it easy.

What are you doing?

Something I should have
done a long time ago.

No.

This isn't like you.

The real Trent
would never do this.

The old Trent is gone.

This is exactly what
the new Trent does.

This little pest won't bebossing me around anymore.

Pest?

Me?

You're the big
insect grossy thing.

Ew.This is so not a natural fabric.

Uh, mind not using me
as your human shield?

And try not to annoy him.

We're trying to help you here.

Any last words, Mandy?

As a matter of fact, yes.

I'd be willing to
make you only polish

half of my shoe collection ifit would make you reconsider--

I can't move.

I'm totally numb.

Now you can't move
your mouth either.

That's much better.

Alex, use the super rangebiodegradable spitball tracker.

Bullseye.

I was the spitball
champion in third grade.

We have to call
Jerry right away

and get to the bottom of this.

Ladies, did you figureout the ruckus on campus?

Big time.

One of our
classmates, Trent, got

all scorpion mania on Mandy.

Oh, my.

That's quite a coincidence.

Earlier today I had somebodyin my office by that very name.

I'll bring up the
surveillance footage.

Yep, that's Trent.

Why was he there?

After he witnessed
you girls in action,

I had to do a little judiciousediting of his memory.

Uh-oh.

Look, we have a problem.

The signals got crossed.

It must have been some sortof defective transfuser

capacitorizer.

More like a
defective WOOHP agent.

It looks as if
I was successful

in erasing Trent's memories,but also in downloading

scorpion DNA into Trent.

Now we know what
we're dealing with.

I can't believe I'm
saying this, but--

We have to save Mandy.

Spitball tracker
coming online.

Let's go.

I can't believe you turnedinto that thing before.

It was gross, and you knowI'm allergic to shellfish.

Gross?

I don't think so.

Strong and confident, oh, yeah.

Who do you think is
going to mess with Trent

now that he's a scorpion man?

First of all,
you're not a scorpion.

Your zodiac sign is Pisces.

Secondly, all I said was worshipme like the Queen of the Quad

that I am and be
my loyal servant.

Those days are over.

Now you'll be the onegetting me sports magazines.

As if.

From now on, yourTrent's faithful servant.

And which Trent would that be?

The good one or the evil one?

As much as I'd like to seeMandy being anyone's server,

it ain't happening this way.

Bah.

See that, Trent?

I am totally saved
by these lame girls.

Well, don't just stand there.

I'm kind of
paralyzed. get saving.

Let's get him.

I can't believe we allthought you were so cute.

I don't know.

In the right light,
he's still kind of cute.

Look out, Sammy.

Trent, I know
you're not yourself,

but what's with the hostility?

We're all friends here.

Maybe with the old Trent.

This Trent doesn't likepeople messing with his plans.

I don't know which isworse, his gross scaly body

or the fact that he refers tohimself in the third person.

Guys, quick, try and gethis claws and we'll have him.

Nice work, Alex.

Now, hit the dirt.

Enough playing around.

Actually, it's
game over, Trent.

Over?

No.

It's just the beginning.

Hey, where did
lobster claws go?

That's really weird.

It is not easy to hide
a 10 foot scorpion.

Hm.

I'm right here, girls.

I can't move.

Same here.

Look out, Alex.

SAM: Alex, whatever you
do, don't get stung.

You're our only hope now.

Don't worry, Sammy, I've gotthe wind tunnel blast power.

What is she doing?

This is no time to dry her hair.

What?

She missed from two feet away.

What happened?

[helicopter]

Nice sh**ting, cow girl.

Jerry, perfect timing.

Excellent work, and
don't worry, ladies,

he'll be back to his normal selfonce I get the scorpion DNA out

of his system.

Hey, Gramps, a
little help here.

being stuck between these twois like my worst nightmare.

Yeah, give her a
little help, Jer.

And make sure your wiresaren't crossed this time,

if you know what I mean?

Hey, careful where
you're walking.

These shoes are handmade.

What kind of a butler
are you anyway?

Not to worry, spies,
enjoy a little R&R time.

The effect of the
scorpion stings

should wear off in a bit.

Ta ta.

I don't know who's worse,Scorpion Trent or Mandy?

I don't know about you,
but while we're here,

I see we catch some qualitydesert rays before the dance.

Great idea.

Not like we have much choice.

[music playing]

Well, we ran out of
time to find dates,

but at least we can walk again.

Who needs a date anyway?

We always have a total blastjust hanging out together.

the Spring Fling will be great.

Hey, it's those guys again.

Yes.

Sweet.

Nice.

It;s those Garbage
picking girls.

Let's get out of here.

I'll never forgive
Jerry for that trash

can WOOHP in he pulled on us.

Oh, well, to
the dance, ladies?

[theme music]