06x25 - So Totally Versailles! – Parts 1

[bunniefuu]

[theme song] Sam,
Clover, Alex, whoo!

We arrive at the fashion world.

We are Totally Spies.

Genuine secret agents.

Cuz we never give in to fear.

Sam, Clover, Alex, whoo!

We'll win everyday of the year.

S-P-I-E-S. We are Totally Spies.

[music playing]

[creaking]

[grunting]

[snoring]

[vault opening]

At long last I've found you.

The key to my future.

A future where I will
be king of the world.

Ha-ha-ha.

[grunting]

Yay!

OK, students.

All eyes on your
favorite professor.

It's time to learn the
top five trendiest ways

to rock a pashmina for fall.

Number one is called,
The Croissant.

Twist this baby around
on your neck, like so.

Whoa.

Now that's what I
call, cutting edge.

Totes.

Like, who knew yummy
pastries could be so

inspiring in the fashion world?

And now for looknumber two, The Schooner.

With just a few twists,
your bad hair days

will be setting sail forever.

[cell phone ringing]

OK.

Who broke the no cell
phones in class rule?

Uh, Professor P. I thinkit's your phone that's ringing.

[gasping]

Sweet ba*ls of yarn.

Students, I have some
very exciting news.

I submitted the class's recentwork to an international design

competition.

And it appears that we have won!

[cheering]

No way!

For realsies?

That's amazing!

That's no surprise
to me, [inaudible]

My designs are k*ller.

So what exactly did
we win, Professor?

[gasping]

Hold on.

It says here, that theentire class has been chosen

to go on a trip to France.

[cheering]

And that's not all.

No.

Our ultimate destination willbe the Palace of Versailles

where we'll be attending
a major fashion

event showcasing theclothing of Marie Antoinette.

And since it looks like we'redeparting this afternoon,

I guess it's class dismissed.

See you at the airport
at 4 PM, sharp.

Trent!

Meet me in my dorm room, pronto.

I'm going on the
trip of a lifetime

and I need you to
start packing for me.

ASAP!

I can't believe this
is really happening.

Oh, wait a sec.

What if Jerry won't let ustake any time off from spying?

[vacuuming]

[shrieking]

[thudding]

Hello, ladies.

And congratulations on your bigwin in fashion design class.

But how could you know?

We like, just found
out minute ago.

Because it's my job to knoweverything about everything.

And that includes your
trip to Versailles.

So does this mean we can go?

Of course.

Wow, Jerry.

Thanks for having our backs.

You're quite welcome.

And just to show you
how supportive I am,

may I present you
with these gift bags?

Chock full of goodies
that are sure to come

in handy on your trip.

Oh.

Thanks, Jer.

I don't care what Clover says.

I think you're a
pretty good boss.

Is that so?

So, I guess it's
goodbye then, Jerry.

Indeed, it is.

Or as they say in
France, ladies.

Bon voyage.

Ta-ta.

Wow.

Did you know that Versaillesis one of the largest

palaces in the world?

It has more than 700rooms, over 2000 windows.

And all sorts of hidden tunnels.

What is the hold-up?

We should have totally
taken off by now.

We're just waiting for--

Put some muscle
into it, Trent.

I've seen more
bicep on my granny.

And you better make sure thattrunk makes it on the plane.

My entire wardrobe is in there.

[plane taking off]

[rattling]

Is it me, or is this
flight taking forevs?

Clover, we've only beenin the air for 15 minutes.

Exactly.

Shouldn't we be there by now?

This is a commercial jet.

It doesn't fly at WOOHP speed.

Phooet.

I'm antsy for Francey.

Hey.

Speaking of WOOHP, I wonderif any of Jer's goodies

will entertain me.

Oh, no.

He didn't?

What's wrong?

What's wrong is the so-calledgifts that Jerry gave us,

all double as WOOHP gadgets.

The Whatever Be
Gone Vanishing Cream

not only takes
care of blemishes,

but can also momentarilydisintegrate solid surfaces.

The Wind Glider Beretsare not only fashionable,

but allow us to fly.

And the Laser Beam EyeMask can soothe the peepers

during long flights, and
amid a powerful laser

beam when necessary.

That tricky trickster.

He'd better not be thinkingof sending us on any missions

while we're in France.

[rattling]

[screaming]

What was that?

[screaming]

[thudding]

[screaming]

This doesn't feel like youraverage turbulence, girls.

Something is definitely up.

Well it better not
be some crazy baddy

sabotaging our trip.

Everyone, remain calm.

Everything's fine.

[screaming]

Tell that to my pants.

They look like a circus tent.

Yes, Captain?

We're experiencing problemsdue to a shifting of the weight

in the cargo hold.

Probably due to a piece
of oversized luggage

moving around.

Then I guess there's
only one thing to do.

Get that cute flightattendant's digits before we're

all swimming in the ocean?

[snarling]

Nope.

Jettison Mandy's
duds, on the double.

All right, spies.

Now all we gotta do is exitthe aircraft so we can reach

the cargo hold from outside.

Uh.

Uh, great idea, Sammy Buthow are we going to do that?

[gasping]

The Whatever Be Gone VanishingCream oughta do the trick.

Awesome!

Maybe Jerry giving
us these lame gifts

was a good thing, cuz theseWind Glider Berets are way cool.

Laser Beam Eye
Mask, do your thing.

[lasers beaming]

No wonder the
plane's unstable.

Mandy's trunk must weigh a ton.

Then it's time
we stabilized it.

[lasers beaming]

Yes!

Nice work, spies.

[cheering]

Finally.

I hope my luggage didn'tgets scratched during all

of that annoying tilting.

So much for a boring flight.

Next stop, France.

[plane flying]

[cheering]

[laughter]

Woo-hoo.

[camera clicking]

Whoa.

Now this is what I call posh.

Chyeah.

This place is like, evenglitzier than Beverly Hills.

And way classier.

Hello, everyone.

I am Mr. Auguste, the
palace representative.

Welcome to glorious Versailles.

I'm Professor Plunkett,and these are my students.

Let me tell you how positivelythrilled we are to be here.

And I'm thrilled to have you.

Which is why you will bestaying at the palace itself,

as well as being
my guests of honor

at tonight's Marie
Antoinette Fashion Show.

Speaking of being
a guest of honor.

Since my intern here
lost my luggage.

I could really use an outfitto bum around the palace in.

I'll have a reproductionof one of Marie

Antoinette's
favorite [inaudible]

waiting for you in your room.

Now if you'll follow me,
into the Palace we go.

Hurry up and get
settled, everyone.

We've got a big day ahead of us.

STUDENT: Oh, this
place is awesome.

[gasping]

No way.

This is unbelievable.

We totally nabbed Marie
Antoinette's bedroom.

And check it out.

You can see all sorts of coolVersailles stuff from up here.

The lake, , the labyrinthand even the Petit Trianon.

The private villa wherethe queen used to hang out.

All I see are a bunch ofstatues with major muscles.

That's Neptune, and
Saturn, and Bacchus.

And Enceladus.

They're ancient gods, Clover.

Well whoever they are,
they're seriously hot.

And so is this room.
Score!

I guess our wish
finally came true.

For once we actually
get to enjoy France.

Totally.

It's goodbye
spying, hello vacay.

[vacuuming]

[shrieking]

[thudding]

Jer?

Huh?

OK.

Is this your idea
of a lame joke, Jer?

We were just getting
ready to settle

into some serious decadencewhen you WOOHP'd us.

Sorry to rain on yourparade of pampering, girls.

But something has come up.

Oh, and by the way, greatjob on the plane earlier.

I need you to check out arather disconcerting break

in at the Palais deLuxembourg in Paris, ASAP.

You know, since you're
in the neighborhood.

And what exactly do youmean by disconcerting, Jer?

The palace contains atop secret vault completely

unknown to the public.

It's filled with some ofFrance's rarest antiquities

from the royal court
of the 18th century.

And though the building's ownersare certain that someone was

in the vault, what
they aren't sure of

is if anything was taken.

A secret sounds cool and all.

But couldn't you just sendone of your WOOHP Paris agents

to check it out?

Like Melanie, or Dom, orMagalie, or [inaudible]??

I would.

But at present they're all busyinvestigating an evil macaroon

manufacturer who's assaultingthe world of fine confections

with his sinister cookies.

Fine, Jerry.

But you totally have
to make it up to us.

I already have.

You don't think scoring MarieAntoinette's room at Versailles

was an accident, do you?

[shrieking]

Gadget time.

Today you have theIncredi-shrink Compact Hair

Dryer.

An M-ray Contact Lens.

A pair of Heat
Sensor 6,000 Infrared

Motion Detector Sunglasses.

Some Pogo Boots.

The Hedge in a Hurry Seedlings.

Some Free Spray Breath Spray.

And the Mini Mechanical
Retriever Falcon.

Whoa.

That's an awesome
list of gadgets, Jer.

It's like you saved up all thebest stuff for this mission.

Use them well.

Au revoir, les filles.

[vacuuming]

[shrieking]

[thudding]

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Well let's get on it sowe can solve this mission,

and get back to our trickedout crash pad at Versailles.

Who would've
guessed a nice place

like this would have secrets?

Shame on you.

Huh?

I say we take the low road.

They even keep theirgrates on lock down here.

Hmm.

The Incredi-shrink CompactHair Dryer should do the trick.

[lasers beaming]

Ooh.

[lasers beaming]

Awesome.

Not only does this gadgetmake us totally cute sized,

but it seriously
refreshes the hair.

[music playing]

[camera clicking]

[laughter]

Wow, Mandy.

I just love the imitationrobe a la Polonaise,

Mr. Auguste lent you.

You look stunning--
simply stunning.

I know.

It comes naturally.

So what about my royal
meal, Professor P?

Ah.

Well Mr. Auguste
has been kind enough

to invite us to an earlydinner at Le Petit Trianon.

Marie Antoinette's
private villa.

Awesome.

Cuz I totally look the part.

Hmm.
Uh-oh.

It looks like we are
missing three students.

Where are Sam, Clover, and Alex?- Eh.

Don't sweat it, Teach.

I've been trying to lose
those losers for years.

But they always turn up
again, sooner or later.

I suppose you're right.

No cause for alarm.

Chop-chop, students.

Keep moving.

[growling]

Did you hear that?

[growling]

[screaming]

Let's keep a low profile whilewe get the lay of the land.

That shouldn't be hard.

Profiles don't get
much lower than ours.

[snoring]

[screeching]

[shrieking]

Ah.

What do we do?

Don't worry.

I think there's somethingin the cards for this guy.

[grunting]

[screeching]

Now is our chance.

Run!

[screaming]

[shrieking]

OK.

Reverse us, Sammy.

[laser beaming]

[skittering]

[laughter]

I say we let the
M-ray Contact Lens

settle this timeless debate.

Aha!

There it is.

Great.

But finding the
vault is one thing.

Finding a way to get
inside is another.

[vault opening]

Way to go, Alex.

Oh, it was nothing.

It's just what I do.

Wow.

What is this place?

This place is more crowdedthan Clover's shoe closet.

How are we supposed toknow if anything's missing?

We won't.

But the Heat Sensor


Detector Sunglasses might.

There!

Footprints leading
to that table.

Where what looks
like a key used to be.

Huh.

I wonder what it opens.

I don't know.

But I'll send a picture
of this to Jerry.

I think we've done
all we can do here.

I say we head back
to Versailles.

[gasping]

Hmm?

Phew.

Hmm.

[music playing]

Sheesh.

This place sure is confusing.

Why don't you call a car totake us back to our rooms,

or something?

Somehow I doubt they havetaxis at Versailles, Mandy.

[water splashing]

[growling]

[crashing]

What is that freaky noise?

If it's a horse
carriage, stop them.

My feet are k*lling me.

Whatever you say, Mandy.

[gasping]

[growling]

What is that?

Who is there?

Oh!

I think we'd better
get out of here, fast.

[roaring]

Aah!

[roaring]

[screaming]

Oh.

I don't know about you guys,but I'm ready for a shower

and some power napping.

[screaming]

That sounded like Mandy.

Then again, it could
have just been a bird.

There's like, exotic birdshere and stuff, right?

I'm with Alex.

I say we take a snooze.

[screaming]

Sleep will have to wait.

[screaming]

[thudding]

Mandy!

Are you OK?

She's out cold.

And where is Trent?

She never lets him
out of her sight.

[screaming]

I guess that
answers that question.

He's on the roof
of that building.

Just stay put, Mandy.

We'll be right back.

OK.

Where's the express
elevator to the roof?

On our feet.

[machine powering up]

Pogo Boots, to the rescue!

[whizzing]

[screaming]

[roaring]

[shrieking]

[growling]

[screaming]

[roaring]

Get away from me!

Aah!

Hey, Mr. Mysterious.

[shrieking]

[crashing]

[shrieking]

[outro music playing]