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06x26 - So Totally Versailles! – Parts 2

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Totally Spies!". Aired: 3 November 2001 – 3 October 2013.*
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The series focuses on the adventures of three teenage girls from Beverly Hills, California – Clover, Sam, and Alex – who live a double life as secret agents working for the World Organization of Human Protection (WOOHP).

06x26 - So Totally Versailles! – Parts 2

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THEME SONG: Sam,
Clover, Alex, whoo.

We arrive at the fashion world.

Yeah.

We are totally spies.

Genuine secret agents.

But we never give into fear.

Sam, Clover, Alex, whoo.

We'll win every day of the year.

S-P-I-E-S!

We are totally spies.

So it all started whenProfessor Plunkett told us

that our fashion design class
won a trip to the palace

of Versailles in France.

But we also found outthat we were going to get

to stay at the chateau itself.

Cool, right?

But we barely got to enjoy it.

Jerry sent us on a missionto investigate a break

in at a secret vault
in Paris, and it

didn't take us long to discoverthat someone had stolen

a special key from the vault.

But that's only thebeginning of the weirdness.

When we went back
to Versailles, we

were attacked by somefreaky creature that knocked

us off the side of a building.

Rude much.

Help.

We better think of
something fast, girls.

Hey, what about thehedge in a hurry seedlings?

Maybe they can help?

Phew, that was a close one.

[screaming]

Huh?

He's gone.

I guess whatever fly
swatted us off the roof

must have taken him.

Terrific.

And we've got no leads to go on.

Mandy?

Mandy, are you OK?

Oh?

Sam, Clover, Alex, you
girls had me worried.

Why didn't you
show up for dinner?

And where did you get
those fabulous outfits?

We bought them
at the gift shop.

Enough chatter, handmaidens.

Where is my royal
servant, Trent?

Did you just say handmaidensin a French accent?

And since when isTrent your royal servant?

I thought he was your intern.

How dare you question me.

And why aren't you
people doing any work?

As in stop standing around andstart tending to my palace now!

Um, your palace?

Duh.

Who else's palace would it be?

I am Marie Antoinette.

What?

Cuckoo cuckoo.

Cuckoo cuckoo.

Um, I'm no doctor, but I'dsay that something definitely

isn't right with Mandy.

Hm.

My personal valet is here.

Bring me a new
dress immediately.

This one has filthy
grass stains on it.

My apologies, Mr. August.

It seems that for some
reason Mandy thinks

that she's Marie Antoinette.

Oh, how interesting.

Well, who hasn't wanted
to be Marie Antoinette

at one time or another, right?

Guilty as charged.

But we have other
pressing issues.

We're still missing
some students.

Three to be exact.

Not to worry.

You take care of Mandy, and I'lllook for the missing students

myself.

After all, no one knows
Versailles like I do.

Please.

I am sure I know my
own chateau better

than the hired help does.

OK, come with me, Mandy.

Hm.

I mean, Your Highness.

There you go.

Looks like you took quitea nasty bump to the head.

Nonsense.

Your Queen is just fine.

You, powder my wig.

You, polish my crown.

And you, fetch me a turkey leg.

Turkey leg?

I don't even think they haveturkey legs around here.

Then let me eat cake.

This is totally out of hand.

Yeah.

Maybe we should touch
base with Jerry.

Good idea.

Hopefully, Jerry isn't livingit up on the town in Paris.

Bonsoir, spies.

Just wanted to let you
know that I analyzed

the dusty key outline
you sent me earlier,

and after searching
the WOOHP key database,

I've determined that
the key that was stolen

is actually linked
to Versailles.

How can you possibly
know that, Jer?

King Louis XVI was
a locksmith enthusiast

and saw to it that all
looks at Versailles had

the same signature key shape.

I wonder what it's a key to,and if it has anything to do

with our missing classmates?

Missing classmates?

What missing classmates?

What was that?

I don't know.

But we better check it out.

Hey, where'd everybody go?

Beats me.

But it's not the first timeMandy's cleared a room.

[scream]

Look, something's
dragging Mandy away.

Get paws off, you brute.

I am the Queen of everything.

Come on, girls.

This is awesome.

Yeah, awesome
except for the part

where we're losing
the footprints.

OK, remember how
well the heat sensor


detector sunglasses

worked for Clover at the vault?

I say we take them
for another spin.

They went in that direction.

But then they just disappeared.

Anyone else thinking
what I'm thinking?

That we're dealing
with a scary ghosty

villain of some kind?

No, that we're dealing
with a secret passage.

As in there must be one
around here somewhere.

Oh, I'm great at
finding secret passages.

Let me just figured
this out now.

Uh-oh.

Whoa.

Nicely done, Alex.

Yeah.

Way to go.

Like I said before,
it's what I do.

Whoa.

What is this place?

He must be in one ofthose hidden tunnels I was

telling you guys about earlier.

Way to keep up on
your history, Sammy.

Yeah, you totally get agold star in Versailles 101.

And look at all the water
running down the walls.

We must be underneath the lake.

Hey, check out the ground.

The footprints are back.

Which means whatever we'rechasing must be close by.

[rumbling]

Something tells me it's
closer than we think.

Oh no.

Run!

He's still behind us.

Look out.

Apparently, Neptune
gets really cranky

when he's out of the water.

Hey, watch the threads,
and more importantly,

the girl in them.

We'll have you out of
here in a jiffy, Clover.

Better the uni than me.

Uh-oh.

Oh no.

Dead end.

What do we do now?

Only one thing to do.

Teach this big bronze
bully a lesson.

These moves aren't
making a dent.

But maybe the freeze
spray breath spray will.

Yeah.

All right.

That ought to teach youto act like a proper statue.

Hm.

Come on, this way, girls.

That's it, students,work it like you mean it,

because that Mr. August
is the king of nasty.

What in the WOOHPing
world is going on here?

Uh, Sam, Clover,
Alex, you found us.

Yeah, and it looks like you'rehaving a secret craft party

that we weren't invited to.

No fair.

I'll explain everything later.

Right now, you have tofree us all before he comes

back with his evil statues.

Before who comes back?

[rumbling]

Uh-oh.

Before I come back, of course,the future king of the world.

Mr. August, did youhit your head like Mandy?

Lay it on us, what bizarro
scheme have you cooked

up in your creepy dungeon?

Why, there's nothingbizarro about my plan at all.

After years of working
at this glorious palace,

I simply decided that
it just wasn't the same

without a king to rule it.

And so, I plan on givingit one, with a little help

from my animatronic friends.

I learned about the palace'ssecret creatures in a tome

I discovered in the
chateau's library.

And once I located the
key to activate them

in the secret vault at
Palais du Luxembourg,

I wasted no time in
bringing them to life,

and now that they've helpedme take off Versailles,

I'll waste no time intaking my creatures global,

so I can rule the entire world.

OK.

So you're on a major
power trip, but what

does it have to do with us?

You, along with your
teacher and classmates,

will be my court.

After all, every king needs one.

Wait a sec.

Does this mean we
didn't win a contest?

Of course not.

I made that up to fool
Professor Plunkitt

into bringing you here.

After I saw your 18th
century fashion designs,

I knew you would be
the perfect choice.

I've heard of
fashion crimes before,

but this one takes the cake.

Cheer up, Plunkitt.

Though you won't be seeing afashion show, in a few moments,

it will be time for my
spectacular coronation,

and you'll all be a part
of it, as will my queen.

Mandy?

You got that right.

I'm going to be coronatingall over this place.

Mandy, you maybe the queen,but remember, I am the king.

The name's Marie!

And whatever.

Let's get this show on the road.

Now, if you'll
excuse me, I need

to make certain that everythingis ready for my big debut.

It's official.

Worst vacation ever.

Come on, girls, we
need to get out of here,

and deep dome that wanna beking before it's too late.

Greetings, everyone,and thank you for coming.

I guarantee the show
will be unlike anything

you have ever seen before.

Ah, the big moment is upon us.

About time.

My court awaits.

Ah-ha, now I have
everyone's attention.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'mpleased to present to you

me, the new king of
not only Versailles,

but of the entire world.

MANDY: Hello?

Forgetting someone?

Ah, yes, and Mandy--

Oh.

Marie Antoinette,
my new queen.

What's with this crowd?

Why are they not bowing andgiving me the blindly obedient

praise I so richly deserve?

More importantly,
how dare these loser

commoners not give theirqueen the respect I deserve.

Maybe the Whatever Be GoneVanishing Cream might help us?

The game is over Mr. August.

Clearly, no one is interested inyour scheme to crown yourself.

It really doesn't
matter, because kings

don't rule by public opinion.

They rule by other means.

Let's get out of here.

Everybody, run.

Great.

More mean statues.

Come on.

So that's what 18thcentury water tastes like.

Spies, this is no
time to be swimming.

I think the statues
of Versailles

might be coming to life.

Jerry, look out.

File that info under
way ahead of you, Jer.

Guys.

Toasty.

I'm caught.

Hang on, Clover.

We're coming.

Easy does it.

I mean, haven't you
ever heard that sticks

and stones can break
a person's bones?

Whoa.

Guess not.

You have no chance
of defeating them.

Oh, I see you
like to make fruit

do your dirty work for you.

This way, everyone.

There's always a fewconspirators who are jealous

of the king's will
reign, but I have one

more trick up my royal sleeve.

Unhand me, you ancient beast.

I'm quite prone to vertigo.

Rewig yourself ASAP.

We're not going to be ableto defeat these statues,

but maybe we can disable them.

Make that maybe a definitely,and do it fast, Sammy.

This mini mechanical retrieverfalcon is our last hope.

Now, get that key.

What in the world?

No!

Nice.

Clover.

Hey, Alex.

Got it.

Jerry.

Awesome.

Woohoo.

I knew those girls had
some mad fashion skills.

Put yourselves down for threeA pluses for the semester.

Yeah.

No.

My army of statues.

My throne!

The only statue you
need to worry about

is the Statue of Justice.

Hey, get your grubby
hands off of my king.

What?

Where am I?

And what happened to Versailles?

Ew, this place got all junky.

Hey, she's back to justher normal annoying self.

Well, that's a relief.

Mandy was already
the queen of mean.

That's enough
royalty for one girl.

Congratulations on anotherjob well done, spies.

No probs, Jer.

Even if it did totally
ruin our vacay.

I'm just happy to see
the chateau returning

to its original splendor.

Indeed.

And speaking of thingsreturning to their former state,

Professor Plunkitt, as
well as your classmates,

will be not only
returned to Mali U,

but also made to forget
everything they've

seen regarding Mr.
August, his statues,

and your secret identity.

So you mean, they'll onlybe left with good memories

of Versailles?

To Awesome.

Darn.

That means Professor
Plunkitt will also

forget about the A
pluses he promised us.

So, now that our missionis officially over, Jerry,

you're going to give us thetime off we so clearly deserve,

right?

Of course, after youcomplete the next assignment

I have for you.

Another assignment?

As if.

Trust me, girls,
it's a mission

that you'll actually like.

Unless, of course,
you don't think

sitting front row at a Parisianfashion show sounds enjoyable?

Awesome.

[theme music]