07x10 - The Dah-Who?

[bunniefuu]

♪ Their mission, save the world

♪ Fight any crime and evil ambition

♪ BFFs in action

♪ Fun agents
With gadgets and passion

♪ One, two, three
Girls, hurry up, you're gonna win

♪ Totally Spies. ♪

S'up, people?

Guitar Girl's my name,
and playing guitar's my game.

PLAYS ROCK MUSIC

GASPS,
GROANS

Huh?

MUSIC PLAYING
THROUGH TABLET

'What's going on?

' # I'm all out of tune! ♪
No!'

LAUGHS

Guitar Girl is going
down the charts!

Now let's see
if this gizmo really works.

EVIL LAUGH

ROCK GUITAR SOLO

RESIDENT: Cut it out!
RESIDENT: Stop it!

TINNY MUSIC PLAYING

♪ La-la-la, la-la-la... ♪

Hello? Earth to Clover.

We're supposed to be working
on our class project, remember?

Yeah, Cloves,
the assignment's all about

if you can create positive change
using the internet.

Not binge-watching
dancing hamster videos.

Fluffy Puff the dancing hamster
is research.

Look how much joy
he brings to people!

A hamster that likes to salsa
is my kind of animal.

La-di-da! Ay!

Fluffy Puff? I'm loving it.

Want an introduction?
I could, you know.

OMG! In real life?

Mm-hm.
How?

So, my labradoodle was going through
a bad break-up

with the schnauzer next door.

Er... Does anyone know
where this is going?

Rumour has it she was dating
a Great Dane on the side.

That's gotta hurt.
Yeah, broke my heart.

So to cheer myself up, I entered
some online contest... and won!

OMG! Like, you actually won?
Yep.

Four plane tickets to Seoul
and VIP invites to e-volve.

e-volve! You mean the online
celeb party of the year?

Yeah, that's the one.

But I'm dying to check out
the Korean food scene -

like eating pieces of art.

But four tickets?
You're gonna go four times?

That's a cool idea, Alex, but no.

One, two, three, four.

WE are going to Seoul!

ALL: Yeah!
Shh!

Meet at the airport in an hour.

What?
An hour?

Well, yeah. Our flight's at 11.
That's OK, right?

CLOVER CHUCKLES

What? Glitterstar?
But our luggage and passports!

Those things are kinda overrated,
don't you think?

OK. Yeah!
OMG.

All right! Korea, here we come!

WIND BLOWING,
SPIES WAIL

Say "WOOHP"!
CAMERA CLICKS

I look like a crumpled sock.

Please say you're gonna delete that,
Zerlina.

Of course not!

It's perfect for WOOHP's
top secret social media page.

WOOHP has a social media page?

Absolutely!
This isn't the '90s, you know.

It's for our new recruits.

It keeps everyone in the loop
with WOOHP.

At least you don't look like a
startled shrimp in every photo, Zer.

Why, thank you, Clover.

But enough fun and games.
I called you girls in for a reason.

We've received reports
that the top online stars in Seoul

are under attack
by their own ex-fans.

Guitar Girl's definitely off-key.

That's K-beauty Kim,
he's Korea's biggest make-up guru!

Oh!
Was.

Now all he can do is clown faces.

With e-volve, the world's biggest
online celebrity party, coming up,

your mission is to make sure
no more online stars get attacked.

So buckle up
because you're going to Seoul!

ALL: Oh, no.

I thought you'd be thrilled

to go to one of the hottest
fashion cities in the world.

We are, but the thing is, we're
already going with Glitterstar.

How are we gonna complete our
mission without blowing our cover?

Or hurting Glitterstar's feelings?

Maybe try some low-tech hiding...
SPIES: Wow!

...with the help
of some high-tech shoes.

Introducing my latest invention,
spiked heels.

All it takes is a click
of your heels.

And I've fitted your Compowders
with new plasma deflector shields.

And here are your super-strength,
no-warp, retractable selfie sticks,

just in case you wanna take
some k*ller snaps.

As usual, tip-top work, Toby.

Now that you've got your gear,
let's send you on your way.

It's cool, Zer.
For once, we've got our own ride.

We're flying coach.

Hello? Any time
in the next century, Clover.

Guys, this is e-volve,

the biggest party for the biggest
stars in the cyber-verse!

Our outfits have to shine!

Woohoo!
Woohoo!

GIGGLES

Whoo!

FAN: OMG, the Cupcake King!

FAN: Cupcake King!

Wa-cha!

Remember, everybody,
the powdered sugar.

But just enough,
little bit too sweet,

might break off your teeth,
if you know what I'm saying.

HE LAUGHS

And watch that butter get melted
real smooth-like.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, baby.

FAN: Woohoo! Whoo!

Whoa, that's the Cupcake King.
Ah!

He's my inspiration for
my bubble tea cupcake milkshakes.

CUPCAKE KING:
Hey, come on down, wanna try one?

I got the cake that tastes good!

Well, there's an internet positive
for our assignment.

Or not.

Ta-da!

Ugh!

Hey, it's not that bad.

Ugh! Actually, it is.

FAN: These are the worst cupcakes
I've ever had!

FANS COMPLAINING

Crumbs! Cupcake King's
being pelted with pastries.

FANS SHOUTING

Hey! Come back here!
Boo!

Take that!

GRUNTING

Oh, yeah? Cake that!

Cupcakes are no match
for these tough cookies!

So wild. And you guys are super fit.

How did you do that?
Erm... Because we...

We...
We were cheerleaders back in LA!

Go, Beverly Hills Bling! Whoo!

HE SOBS
Hey, are you OK?

No! I don't understand.

I suddenly forgot how to bake
my supreme fluffy cloud cupcakes!

Yeah, they're more like rock cakes.

HE SOBS

I'm finished! Look!

My online star rating is plummeting.

I'll be baking
ready-made mixes next!

I'm done with this fame craziness.
I'm going back to my roots.

Cookies for the Girl Scouts!

Aw. Don't cry over spilt cupcakes.

HUSHED: We've got to get Glitterstar
out of here so we can start spying.

Glitterstar, maybe the Cupcake King
just needs to find his inspiration.

Can't get inspired
on an empty stomach. Hmm.

I'm thinking soothing soul food
in Seoul.

Come on, let's go.
HE SNIFFS

Nothing baked, please!

Something must've gone really wrong
during that cooking presentation.

But how can we find out?

I got an idea.

Hey, Toby, we need you to pull up
footage on the cooking demo.

'No problemo. I can hack into
cellphones, live feed, whatever.

'But not sure it's gonna help
your skills in the kitchen, Sam.'

THEY CHUCKLE
She can boil an egg now, Toby.

LAUGHS

MOANS

What is that?
It looks like he disintegrated.

MOANS

Whoa.
OMG, along with his talent.

'You're onto something, Clover.
Back in a sec.'

And ta-da!

A picture-perfect pink cupcake.

This is Pink Ice, wishing
all my fans a pink-tastic day!

Mwah!
Cut!

That was beautiful, your pink-ness.

Of course.
I'm the next Cupcake King.

Everybody loves
the new multi-talented Pink Ice.

Thanks to this, I'm the most popular
online star in the whole world.

Not quite.

FLUFFY PUFF
MUSIC PLAYS

♪ La-la-la... ♪

Grr!

No!

♪ La-la-la... ♪

After all the talent I've stolen,

that fluffball hamster
can't be more popular than me!

♪ La-la-la... ♪
But Fluffy Puff is so cute!

A hamster who can't help dancing
when he hears salsa music!

Whoa!

Quiet!

I'm going to steal all the talent

from all the online stars
in the whole world!

Then that Fluffy Puff
won't stand a chance.

EVIL LAUGH

ALL LAUGH

COMPOWDER BEEPS

'Got the intel, and it's
the weirdest thing I've ever seen.'

Still trying on?

Whoa! Who's that?

There was a guy in your compact.

Nope. That's not a guy!
It was... Sammy's cousin.

Yeah!

He works
at a high-tech phone company.

I'm... beta testing
this new cellphone for him.

Looks like it's got
quite a way to go.

I've seen
better holograms of noodles.

Yeah, it'll never take off.
It's so glitchy.

Anyway, try this on.
I picked it out for you.

Hashtag obsessed!

Glitterstar,
it's got you written all over it.

You should try it on.
Like, right now.

OK. You know fashion, Clover.

SIGHS

'Hey, Cousin Sammy.'

Toby, we don't have time for jokes.
What's the 411 on the video?

'Looks like someone targeted
an electromagnetic field

'at the subject, disrupting the
molecular alignment of their cells.'

English, please?
Someone zapped the Cupcake King

and snatched his baking mojo
out of his DNA.

'This looks like part of
an evil plan to steal the talent

'of every online star in the world.'

And why do I get the feeling
that the evil planner

is going to crash e-volve?

GLITTERSTAR:
Now this is what I'm talking about!

What are you think?
Argh!

OMG, that dress is... erm...

it's... it's like... nothing else.

Thanks, Clover. I love it too.

Maybe I can find us all
matching ones.

Are you for real?
She can't see a thing in that dress!

I know, but if there's going to be
any evil villain-ing at e-volve,

the less Glitterstar sees,
the better.

CHATTER

HORN HONKS

Er...

Woohoo!

NERVOUS CHUCKLING

SQUEALING

And it's hello from Seoul.
Check out the talent in one room.

There's positive change
accomplished!

Yeah, if you think success

is someone who can mix slime
with glitter.

Ooh, I love those slime videos!
SAM SIGHS

My favourite gourmet chef!

Stu Sautay's gotta be behind
this culinary work of art.

GRUNTING

Hey, it's Muscles Malone,
the strongest vlogger on the planet.

Pink-a-boo! I'm Pink Ice,
and welcome to e-volve...

...the biggest cyber-celeb party
in the world!

Oh! And there's Pink Ice!
She's even cuter in person.

Aaah!
I love you, Pink Ice!

Oh, wow!
Look, it's Fluffy Puff!

FLUFF PUFF SQUEAKS,
EXCITED CHATTER

Fluffy Puff!

Ugh! No way is that furball and his
fancy footwork gonna outshine me.

Let's get this party started.

♪ La-la-la. ♪

What's going on?
All eyes on the pink!

To celebrate
all you amazing, talented people,

I've prepared a little surprise.
Enjoy!

I know I will.

WHIRRING,
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

CHEERING

DEVICE BEEPS

Erm... Sammy,
are those guys locking us in?

Yep. Something smells fishy.

And I bet that's not
a disco light laser!

Argh!

ELECTRONIC WHIRRING

HENCHMAN: Argh!
SHE LAUGHS

OMG. It's Pink Ice.

She's using that ray
to steal people's talents

and transferring them to herself!

Gold star for whoever you are.

Once I've stolen all your abilities,

I'll be the most popular online star
in the world!

Let us out!
That's horrible!

SCREAMING

We've gotta get Glitterstar
out of this Pink Ice pandemonium.

Glitterstar, Stu Sautay needs
your help in the kitchen right now!

Argh!

Excuse you! No-one steals my toys.

Get her!

Wanna go bowling?
GRUNTING

Strike, Alex!

Heads up, Sammy.

I've got it!

Ah!

GROANS
Yeah!

This might be a bad time,

but I gotta tell you
how much I lurve you, Fluffy Puff!

Smashing. I'll take that.

Not so fast.

One wrong move
and the hamster gets it.

No! Don't do it, Pink Ice.

He's just a sweet harmless furball.

Harmless?
This rodent has ruined my life.

I deserve to be number one,
and nothing will stop me.

Spiced silkworm larvae coming up.
SPIES GASP

Whoa!
Ah!

ZAP
Oh!

Ha!
Well, that rodent just outran you.

And now you're trapped.

No biggie. My trusty ray g*n
can warp me out of this.

You'll never keep up
with my talents! Ha!

Loving the look, G-star!

I can't see!

Thanks, Clo. Hey, where did you go?

Those girls are going down.

SPIES: Whoa!

THEY SCREAM

That Pink Ice
has really let things slide.

Not for long!

I always knew the right shoes
could take you places.

I think I'm about to crack. Ha-ha!

Argh!
Help!

EVIL LAUGH

GASPS

CLOVER GRUNTS

Wanna stick around?

Gotcha! We like to hang out.

But enough already
with the bad jokes, Clo.

Ugh! That annoying one
is way too nimble...

which is exactly what I need.

Argh!

Whoa!

Oh, no! Pink Ice got me.

She zapped my agility.

I can't... hang on... much longer.

Don't worry, Clo, I have an idea.
You know what to do, buddy.

Please!
SUIT WARBLES

Thanks, little fella.

Now let's get
that pouty Pink not nice Ice!

Give it up, Pink Ice!

You're out-classed.
Oh, really?

You seem to have forgotten I've
acquired some fabulous new talents.

Huh?
PINK ICE GRUNTS

Look out!

Argh! Oh!

Whoa!

Aw! Too tired to tango?

Whoa!

I never thought I'd say this,

but I wish Clover wasn't so talented
at kicking butt right now!

LAUGHS

I gotta say, your friend's talent
is the best I've stolen all week.

Now I'm gonna get the whole set.

Plasma deflector shields now!

EVIL LAUGH

Ah! You know what the problem
with modern design is?

Too many reflective surfaces!

With all these beams
bouncing around,

it's only a matter of time before we
get hit and end up like Fluffy Puff.

GASPS
Fluffy Puff, that's it!

Hey, little guy,
can you play us that salsa hit?

WARBLING

Please!

WARBLING

These drones got serious attitude.

♪ La-la-la, la-la-la
La-la-la, la-la-la

♪ La-la-la, la-la-la... ♪
Music? Is that the best you can do?

What's happening?
I... can't... stop... dancing!

Clover, you're a genius!

Since Pink Ice stole
Fluffy Puff's talent,

she'd have to dance
to his favourite song.

Somebody make it stop!

SPIES: Gotta say please!

She just needs a hamster wheel
to complete the Fluffy Puff look.

Argh!

Fluffy Puff revenge.
SPIES LAUGH

Stellar job as always, ladies.

The neutralisation of the ray g*n
cancelled all its effects,

and everything is back to normal.

We couldn't have done it
without Clover.

Pink Ice might have snagged
her fists of fury,

but she couldn't steal
Clover's mighty mind.

Aw, thanks, you guys.
Say "totally"!

Cheese!
GLITTERSTAR: Ooh!

Guys, there you are! Ooh!

We'll talk about this later.

In the meantime, you girls get back
to the party and have a blast.

GLITTERSTAR MOANS

Glitterstar, are you OK?
I'm better than OK!

I mean, who gets to spend an entire
evening cooking art in the kitchen?

Am I missing something?

Cos that doesn't sound like
my kinda party.

A whole night with Stu Sautay?
Now that's talent!

But how was your night? I feel bad
you guys missed out on my fun.

Well, Pink Ice used this laser g*n

to suck everyone's talent,
including Clover's.

We had to fight her
and we almost fell down a chasm.

So, like I thought,
kinda boring, huh?

Sorry, guys. I'll make it up to you.

Yeah!

Ta-da! School project done!

Hashtag positive change
made through the internet!

Er... Explain, please.

I just got 5,000 runners signed up
for a charity marathon

in support of
"succulents have rights too".

LAUGHTER

Nice crowd, Alex.

Well, I crowd funded my research

to measure inter-personal
interactions with drones.

Aw, our drones are gonna be
so happy.

Check out another hot new design
from Korea.

Thanks to my assignment,

that designer's profile
is going through the roof.

CAMERA CLICKS

Presenting fish fusion bubble tea
with a touch of lavender.

All thanks to you guys for giving me
time with Stu Sautay in the kitchen.

Erm... I've gotta go
to the science lab.

I've got another marathon to run.

And I'm late for my mani pedi.

Oopsie, wrong way!