07x23 - GlitterSpy

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♪ Their mission - save the world

♪ Fight any crime and evil ambition

♪ BFFs in action

♪ Fun agents
With gadgets and passion

♪ One, two, three, girls

♪ Hurry up, you're gonna win

♪ Totally Spies. ♪

CHATTER

Mm!

Aw!

I now pronounce you
husband and wife!

You may kiss each other!

Kiss, kiss, kiss!
Congratulations!

ALL GASP

Yeah, dude,
she says that she's into you.

There she is!

Oh, my wow!

Fabulous outfit, Clover!
Totally worth being late.

I know, right!

I got the eye. The eye for fashion.

LAUGHTER

Laundry day, Clover?

There's no other excuse for
that heinous colour car crash!

Argh!

Ignore her.

LAUGHTER

Whoa! That is too much!

Glitterstar?

Ah!

Way too much... cuteness!

BOTH: Wow!

Aw. Adorbs!

Wait. You think Clover thought...?
Clover!

Clover?

Are you OK?

ALL: Whoa!

Morning, super spies. Bubble tea?

Maybe in a minute.

Or five. Urgh. Or ten.

Be careful, Alex!
Down to business.

Someone is sabotaging weddings
in Lake Como in Italy,

turning the wedding couples into
statues just as they say "I do"...

Not so happily ever after, huh?

Aw, that's so sad!

Their romantic day ruined!

And after all that prep and planning
to find the perfect match!

Forget romance, finding the one
is a simple mathematical equation.

You list the things you like
and find someone who likes

at least 74 point...
...Eight percent...

...of them. Exactly!

It's simple maths.

Ahem!

Our focus is on
these major suspects.

Wedding professionals who attended
all of the sabotaged weddings.

In order to weed out the villain,

we're going to hire the suspects
and stage a fake wedding.

Yes!
I am so on board with this mission!

You'll be going deep undercover.

Alex as wedding officiant,

Clover as wedding coordinator...
Ah, natch.

...which leaves Sam as the bride.

Me? But I'm so not bridey!

We need our tech expert
at the front of the aisle

when the villain strikes.

Gotcha. That, I can do!

Now, time to meet... the groom!

Ooh!

You clean up nice!

Sam, Toby, it will be my honour
to fake marry you.

And I'll coordinate the perfect day!

Well,
you'll need the perfect gadgets.

Wedding themed, of course.

Mega sticky confetti dots,

expando cuff-rings,

the hat feather terror tickler,

guaranteed to make even the toughest
villain screech like a parrot.

And last but by no means least...

the wedding veil net.

Elasto-fibres complete
with ultra sonic...

...force field. Nice!

Wait!

It only has one activation
before it needs recharging

and as we're using...
...lithium nitrate batteries?

Yep. Super powerful,
but super slow to recharge.

Is it me or did they always
finish each other's sentences?

Who knows?
They lost me at "batteries".

Girls! Your lakeside wedding
in Italy awaits!

Now you're speaking my language!

ALL: Argh!

Ah!

Whoa!
Oof!

Ace threads, Jer, but don't we
already have the caterer?

Excuse me! You're looking
at the father of the bride.

Aw, that is so cute!

Better practise
your proud parent face!

Ahem... Hm?

Wow.
Maybe keep working on it.

The rings! Perfect!

Toby, you thinking
what I'm thinking?

Huh?
That we should tech them out?

Yes! We are so in sync.

CHATTER

No trouble so far!
This is so exciting.

Waiting for your bride.

Oh. Smile!

Suspect number three, check.

Huh? Get in line!

The bride's coming!

No!

The invite clearly said
flamingo pink buttonholes!

I hired you actors
to look the part.

What are you doing?!

Uh... My job.

Well, it's my job to make sure

this wedding has the class
and glamour I'm renowned for,

so you better not ruin it
with your dire taste!

What?!

Butterflies and flamingos?
Really? So 2018!

LAUGHTER ECHOING

Ring pillows? You gotta be kidding.
CLOVER GROWLS

GENTLE BRIDAL MUSIC

Whoa.
Hm!

Time for my talent to shine.

Ha-ha-ha!

Big smiles!
Happiest day of your life!

Less grimace, more smile!

SHE GIGGLES

GASPS

Watch it! This camera's brand new!
Sorry!

Sam is so an Autumn.
This is totally a Summer shade.

How dare you tell me what to do?
Make-up is my job!

You will regret this
or I am not K-Beauty Kim!

ALL GASP

I'm sorry. Clover didn't mean it.

She knows I love all the seasons,
and I just want to get married.

Remember, Clover?

Ugh.

SIGHS

CHATTER

It's just so wrong.

Wait! It is wrong!

The lipstick is the weapon!

So that means the villain must be...

Hm?
K-BEAUTY KIM GASPS

Sorry! Tiny admin hiccup!

I just need to borrow
the wedding party for one moment!

HE PANTS

Don't let him get away!

Sorry, butterflies!

GASPS

FLAMINGOS SQUAWKING

Whoa!

GUESTS GASP

Whoa!
I've heard of runaway brides,

but I've never seen the wedding
officiant join the chase!

GRUNTS

ALL GASP

Ah!

Ha-ha! Ooh!

Hyah!

Gotcha!

Nice move, Jer.

These feet might be slow,

but they've still got
a few tricks left in their socks!

Huh?
What is that infernal fascinator?!

Oh, just your worst retro nightmare.

Wait! The lipstick is normal.

Not a very nice shade, granted,
but normal.

Kim's not our villain.

So why did you change the lipstick?

My lips are sealed!

KIM LAUGHS

OK! I'll tell you everything!

It was her!

Nobody tells me how to do my job!
I'm K-Beauty Kim!

OK.

And, so, you ran because...?
I was ashamed!

I never should have put
that heinous shade on your lips.

Clover's right,
you're totally an autumn.

Yes!

I was just so jealous
of her impeccable eye.

You are outrageous.
Outrageously fabulous.

This means we still have
a villain to unveil!

And a fake wedding ceremony
to get to. Come on!

CHATTER

Nervous about the big kiss?
SHE GIGGLES

No, Alex. We just wasted
the veil's forcefield on Kim!

That was meant to protect us,

and now it's just
a giant elasto-net.

Oh. Wow. Yeah. Heavy.

So, how ARE you feeling
about the kiss?

Focus! We may be down one,

but we've still got
three suspects left.

The musician, check. The waiter...

...check. And the photographer...

Strange. She was right here.

Yoo-hoo! I'm all set to capture
the happy moment forever!

Fantastic!

Wait. Forever?

Yes! That expression works, Jer.

Well, I really am
so fond of my super spies,

no acting required.

Marriage is a playing field
with two players,

and you have to pass the ball.

Sometimes, one player needs
to go up to the... the net...

and the other steps back to...
the baseline and support.

And now the moment I've...

Sorry, I mean, the moment
WE'VE all been waiting for...

You may kiss each other!

Come on! You're in love!

MAN GASPS

You have to kiss!

Violet?!
That was not the dress code!

Wedding crasher...

SHE GASPS
...or villain?

Ha!

Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no, no!

Ah!

EVIL LAUGH
Huh?

ALL GASP

You just ruined the latest
Zhu Lenz masterpiece on love!

Why couldn't you just kiss
like you're meant to?!

Now I am just left
with over-dramatic daddy.

Hey! I just bought that!
Yes, off me! And I want it back!

What the...?

Hyah! No-one steals
the father of the bride!

Whoa! Oh!

Not so fast!

EVIL LAUGH

ENGINE ROARING

He's getting away!

Huh?

Whoa!

This may not have been
the best idea.

EVIL LAUGH

We will find you, Jer!

Whoa!

Hey, I thought I was the one!
CHUCKLES

Oh! Whoa! Sam?!

Argh!
Toby!

Whoa!

Look out!
Argh!

Alex! Catch!

Whoa!
Oh!

Whoa!

Oh, no!

How are we gonna get
our Jerry back now?!

ALEX SOBS

Hey! It's OK! Sam programmed
the rings with tracking devices.

See! There he is, safe and sound.
She's a keeper.

We gotta get a look inside.

Hey, droney! I need you
to check in the warehouse.

No games today!
Jerry's trapped inside!

L-O...
...V-E.

Aw, he's making an art show
about love!

Aw, adorbs!
Alex.

We need to find Jerry.
Ooh, yes! On it.

Yahoo! Target acquired.
Time to get in there, girls!

Don't worry, I'll find a way in
through the back. I come prepared.

Thank you, thank you!

You're all so lucky to be here
for my greatest exhibition,

Moments Of True Love
Preserved Forever!

LAUGHS

Ah, my very first guests!

Give us back our Jer!

I'm afraid I can't do that.

That piece is
an artistic abomination

and must be destroyed!

No!
Y-You can't do that!

Oh, I can, and I must.

No-one understands
my artistic genius,

least of all my critics!

But I must be true to my art.

EVIL LAUGH

Hey! You should take my picture!

I'm in love with love!

No! Take mine!

I just got left at the altar.
I'm heartbroken!

Yes! Yes!
Now, that is the look of love!

No! Take my picture!

I am a true tortured artist!
Really?

I know what it's like
to have tough critics...

Hmm.
To feel like my talent has vanished!

Yes! Yes!
SOBS

Yes.

Hm, oh!

But you can't lose talent,
only confidence.

SOBS
Whoa!

Huh?

Argh!

Huh? What did you do?! Grr!

Grr!

Ow!
HE STRUGGLES

No!

No! You tricked me!

But I do understand
the struggle of being an artist.

You do?

I do. And maybe, when you get out of
space jail in a gazillion years,

you can try your art again.

You think?
And, hey, it was a smart plan.

Sell a camera already integrated
with your nefarious tech

to an unsuspecting
wedding photographer...

Then just turn up on the day
with this little beauty

and remote ignite
the petrification mode.

Evil, but...

BOTH: Genius!

Huh? Are we sure
they're not made for each other?

Let it go, Alex.
Wedding season is officially over.

Nice work, spies!

And Toby, thanks for sending me
that analysis of my father's statue.

Good news, I hope?
Great news.

A simple biometric reversal process

will get Dad and all the statues
back to normal in no time.

Jer! Squeeze!

There's been a lot of love
on this mission.

Jer!
HE CHUCKLES

Back in the flesh!
No more stony-faced Jer!

I should get turned
into a statue more often.

No, I take that back.
It was a most peculiar experience.

HE SHUDDERS

Fantastic job, super spies.

The wedding couples are all restored
to their human selves

and heading off on their honeymoons.

Great.
Totally amazing.

Yeah!

SAM GIGGLES

Me and Toby more than friends?
Seriously?

I definitely smelt love in the air.
No way!

OK, maybe it was friendship love.

Maybe you had wedding fever.

Excuse me, please.

ALEX GASPS

Clover, your nemesis just walked in.

BOTH LAUGH

What just happened?!
Didn't you know?

Kim here is
the latest WOOHP recruit.

Turns out Jerry was impressed
with my escape manoeuvres.

You did have some tasty moves.

But more than that,

his eye for detail
is what every spy needs.

I'll be collaborating to ensure
your undercover looks are on point.

Oh, especially lipstick, right?
KIM LAUGHS

That's right, girlfriend!

And don't worry,

I'll be totally checking in
with Clover on the fashion deets!

She's got the eye!

Aw!
ALL GIGGLE