01x02 - Snatch Game

[bunniefuu]

G'day, g'day, g'day.

[cheering]

You've all heard of
the blockbuster movie Thor.

Well, I'm developing a new movie
called Thar.

To oversee your auditions,
Taika Waititi.

Scream that creature
out of your body.

Aaaah!

[laughs]

Elektra Shock.

When I saw it, it wasn't like,
"Auckland!"

RuPaul: Jojo Zaho.

This, I thought,
was a really important
statement.

All the pieces are there.
They just felt unfinished.

Karen From Finance.

You were so funny tonight, but
at
the same time, you look really
good.

Con-drag-ulations, you're the
winner
of this week's challenge.

[cheering]

Elektra Shock.

Shantay, you stay.

Jojo Zaho.

Sashay away.

-Oh... Oh, girl.
-How do you feel?

-Very humbled by this
experience.
-You did it, girl.

Oh, there's Jojo's message.

I cannot believe how
emotionally intense that was.

That was a lot.

It's taken so much
for all of us to get here.

Jojo getting her dream taken
away
from her like that is crushing.

Read it out, Elektra.

"I'm so happy to call each
and every one of you mob
sisters.

"Bring the crown home.
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie.

"Oi, Oi, Oi.

Now clean this mirror, b*tch."

I'm so relieved.

I came in here confident,
maybe over-confident.

Now I feel ready.

This feels like the start now.

Well, now you've all seen my
moves.

-Yeah, I'm scared of you.
-And not just your makeup.

-But, Karen, you won.
-How do you feel?

I've just set a bar for myself,

and I know that I'm gonna bring
that
this competition.

The other queens should
absolutely be threatened by me.

Can we get out of drag?
Let's do it.

Ugh!

-Karen, you're a winner, baby.
-I'm a winner, baby!

Do I think I'm deserved of
winning it?
Yes.

I think I'm more than
deserved of winning.

Yeah, I've got one up
on Art Simone.

I think that that
might get inside her.

Both of your looks you served,
like, really cool.

I think I have the best looks,
I know I have the best looks.

But I'm coming to terms that
this is a competition.

It's now every woman for
herself.

Welcome to Drag Race.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

RuPaul: The winner of RuPaul's
Drag Race Down Under

will receive a one-year supply
of Revolution Beauty cosmetics,

and a cash prize of $30.000.

Tonight, with Michelle Visage,

Rhys Nicholson,

and our extra-special
guest stars,

Dannii Minogue
and Kylie Minogue.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best woman ♪

♪ Best woman win ♪

Whoo!

Yay!

Top nine!

-How are we feeling?
-Oh, so much relief.

-How are you feeling, Karen?
-I'm ready for week two.

That's all right, with that tip,
you can afford to go home now.

Ooh!

I think Art Simone's ready to go
in.

She gave me a little look
after winning the first
challenge.

There was a little bit of
jealousy there.

I wonder what this week's
going to be.

Do we have any thoughts
what the challenge could be?

-Doing a shoey.
-What's a shoey?

-What's a shoey?
-I don't know what that is.

You don't know what a shoey is?

It's just something to do when
you have
a big old piss-up and, you know,

you want to have some fun.

You shove some booze in a shoe,
and you're skullered.

Three, two, one!

Next week I'm hoping they do
something
for us that's a bit New Zealand.

Maybe they'll bring in a sheep,
and we can all take turns
f*cking it.

Honestly,
that's got notes of fungus.

Whose shoes are those?

-[siren]
-Ah!

-Hey, racers.
-Oh!

It's me, RuPaul, doing my very
best
Kylie Minogue imitation,

which I have to say,
is not bad at all.

Kylie!

Yes!

Okay,
if you want to win that crown,

and I'm sure you do,

you have to keep the competition
"Spinning Around,"

tell all the other girls to
"Get Outta My Way,"

and make the world go...
[mouthing word]

Oh!

G'day, g'day, g'day.

-Gorgeous.
-Who are you people?

Racers, con-drag-ulations
on surviving the first episode

of RuPaul's Drag Race Down
Under.

Yay!

Now, it's time to go big,

or go home,

because for this week's
maxi-challenge...

we're playing the Snatch Game!

Brought to you by
Barefoot Wine Australia.

Snatch Game, episode two?
What the f*ck?

-Yes.
-Wow!

-Um, okay.
-No!

Ah!

That is my internal monologue.

I tried to keep calm on the
outside,
but I am f*cking terrified.

Now, you all know
how this works.

You pick a celebrity
to impersonate,

and then make me,
and the rest of the world,

piss ourselves.

-[laughs]
-Simple.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best
drag queen "blank."

Oh, my lord.

I don't want to tell anyone yet,

because as soon as I bring
the costume out, they'll all
know.

I have one guess.

Magda.

-Are you doing Magda?
-Yeah.

Who are you doing?

She wouldn't be an Australian
icon,
would she?

People at home really want me to
do
Jane Turner

from Kath & Kim.

I really want to challenge
myself.

She's very well-known in
Australia.

-Oh, Bindi Irwin?
-Yes.

Yay!

What's this fantasy?

Bindi Irwin.

-Okay, yeah, good one.
-Yeah.

-She's a very funny one.
-This is the problem I'm in.

So, Jennifer Coolidge is
something
that I can riff off really easy.

This one, I have
six pages of jokes written.

I'm doing Bindi.

-You're doing Bindi?
-You're doing Bindi?

Oh!

-Ah!
-It will be good to have an
animal here.

How do you do her voice?
Because her voice is really
difficult.

- I-- You'll see.
-Yeah.

I've created a character for
Bindi.

I thought it would be more fun
and more to play with,

and if you're saying you've got
more things to play off with
that...

You're just gonna give up
Bindi Irwin?

I thought today
was gonna be cruising.

I've prepared Jennifer.

It's just something a little bit
out of the box for me.

If Ru comes around and says,
"Don't do Jennifer, do Bindi,"

I'll have it back, thanks.

Then there'll be two Bindis
because I'm not changing!

Ah!

You're very quiet.

I don't know what to do.
Oh, my God.

What are your options?
What are your options?

Okay, so, this is
Carole Baskin.

This is Dr. Seuss.

They're completely different.

My gut is telling me to go
with the risk, do Dr. Seuss.

Wiggins?

-Carole Baskin--
-Oh, that's great!

-Dr. Seuss.
-Oh!

I'm just worried that it's,
like,
a gray suit and, like--

I would never sabotage anyone.

If that's what you feel
most comfortable with.

Hmm?

-Is someone else doing this?
-Uh, Scarlet was going to, was
going to.

-Is she still doing it?
-No.

Bindi Irwin is an interesting
choice.

I mean, she's obvious in the
case
that she is an iconic
Australian.

Yeah, I picked her because I
knew
there's so much humor in there,

-there's so much fun to have.
-Right.

But, when it comes to
quirky personality, and quotes,

there's kind of nothing there.

-Great.
-Yeah.

Who are you doing?

Well, I actually brought
a lot of options.

So, who are you going with?

Well, I'm pretty confident
with who I've got.

Are you gonna tell me, then?

I'm not gonna tell you,
I'm not giving you that
advantage.

f*ck off.

Dolly Parton's an icon, and no
one
has ever done her on Drag Race
before,

so the pressure is on.

-Hey, ladies!
-Hi!

-Oh, my God.
-I've come to check on your
snatches.

Come on over, Anita Wigl'it.

You've got a purse there, there
are
pearls, are you Queen Elizabeth?

-I am, the second.
-The second?

I love Queen Elizabeth II.

Ru is a big fan,
and I'm about to verbally
destroy

every image of the cute older
lady.

Uh, RuPaul, in my household,
we have a long tradition

of celebrating anniversaries.

When somebody turns 100,
I write them a letter,

and when somebody turns 16,
Prince Andrew sends them a text.

Too far?

Can't go too far here.

-Very funny.
-Thank you.

What are you like
when you're low energy?

I don't really have
an off switch.

I'm kind of like-- all the time.

Don't get me wrong, I love it.

-Yeah?
-I love it.

-Thank you.
-But it'd be interesting for you
to go,

"Where are those other places
in my personality

that I don't give enough energy
to?"

Can I see you just
sort of, like--

Mm, girl, oh...

Now, even-- even slow it down
even more.

Ooh, you want some of these
apples?

Give mummy some sugar.

There's a lot of sides to Anita
that people just don't get to
see,

but I don't know what it is.

I think maybe it's her way of
surviving in this world.

Coco Jumbo, come on over.

I cannot believe I'm speaking
with RuPaul right now.

Holy f*cking sh*t.

Last week you were in
the bottom three.

-Pretty much, yeah.
-What was going through your
head?

I knew, like, the costume wasn't
up to standards how I would like
it--

The first costume, which was
what?
The lips?

Yeah, the lips and the eyes.

-Yeah, yes.
-Um, yes.

Yeah, that was rotten.

-It was.
-Yeah.

Why are you carrying that flute?

The person that I'm doing for
Snatch Game is Lizzo.

I'm such a big fan of Lizzo.

Tricky part, though, is that
when girls choose someone

that they really love
on Snatch Game,

they don't want to make the
person
they're doing angry at them.

Oh, I think it's gonna be fun,
she'll have a good time.

Good.

Just because I look up to Lizzo
doesn't
mean that I'm gonna let that
hold me back.

Etcetera Etcetera.

-Hiya, Ru, how are you?
-Hello.

-Who is that?
-Something maybe got their baby.

-Oh, Lindy Chamberlain.
-Lindy Chamberlain, yeah.

Wow. How old were you
when you became

-aware of Lindy Chamberlain?
-My mum always used to say it.

She always used to
tuck me into bed and say,

"Hope the dingos don't get you
tonight."subtitle

I think Etcetera Etcetera
is taking a bit of a risk.

I don't know what angle
she's gonna take.

Lindy Chamberlain
is quite difficult to make
funny.

I don't know what to expect.

-Are you a comedy queen?
-Um...

I think sometimes I'm funny
when I'm not trying to be,

but when someone turns, you
know,
the spotlight on me and says "be
funny,"

-sometimes I go, oh.
-Yeah.

I just think my sense of humor's
very different.

-I'm gonna take it all the way.
-Well, thank you so much.

-Make me laugh out there.
-I'll take my little...

my little wig away.

Thank you, darling.

-Art Simone.
-Hi, Ru.

Hello, love.

I'm doing Bindi Irwin.

Oh, yes, Steve Irwin's daughter.

She's gonna be my interpretation
of what Bindi Irwin is.

Do you have any acting
in your background?

I played the really challenging
role
of Drag Queen #1.

Um, I've done that
in a few different films.

I mean, that beats Hooker #2.

-Exactly, exactly!
-Yes.

And I started on Drag Queen #3,

and I made myself up to
Drag Queen #1,

so, I think I've really
grown in the industry.

The person that RuPaul
laughed the most

was Art.

Absolutely loved.
Like, was hysterical laughing.

And that's sort of
intimidating for us,

but then it's also a pressure on
Art.

All right,
Art Simone, very funny.

I can't wait to see you out
there.

You know, you're a natural.

Make me laugh.

Me too. Thank you.

Hooroo.

Welcome everybody,
it's RuPaul,

and it's time to play
The Snatch Game Down Under,

brought to you by
Barefoot Wine Australia.

All right,
let's meet our contestants.

From "The Real Housewives
of Chlamydia,"

say hello to Michelle Visage.

Our next contestant is from the
upcoming
series "Pink Eye for the
Straight Guy,"

please welcome Rhys Nicholson.

Rhys, is this your first snatch?

I'll be honest, I tried it once
in high
school, but I didn't know what
to do,

so I just kind of high-fived it
and ran away.

Oh, I think that was a good
choice.

All right, contestants,
are you ready to meet our stars?

-Yes.
-Yes, please.

First up, the queen of country
music,
Dolly Parton is here.

Well, howdy, and thank you.

Now, Dolly,
on a scale of nine to five,

how much do you hate Jolene?

About an 11.

Straight from the Australian
zoo,
Bindi Irwin.

[fly buzzing]

Bindi, I hear you're
a bit of a snake-handler?

Yeah, I do love a good
snake fluid in me mouth.

Blame it on the juice.

Lizzo is here.

Girl, how you feelin'?

Girl, I'm feelin' good as hell!

Her Royal Highness,
Queen Elizabeth II.

You do know we've got
something in common?

Oh, what's that?

We've both got an exceptional
set of family jewels.

-Jennifer Coolidge is here.
-Oh, hi, Ru.

Now, Jennifer,
are you hungry for a hot dog?

Oh, yeah. I love a hot dog,
especially when they're down
under.

The lovable Catherine O'Hara is
here.

Well, you know what they say,
Ru,
you can't have all the pigeons,

but when you do,
they're probably Italian.

Did she just say you can't have
all the pigeons,

but when you do,
they're usually Italian?

That's exactly what she said.

-You haven't heard that saying
before?
-No, no I haven't.

Okay.

Magda Szubanski is here.

So many iconic characters,
from Shazza to Mom in Babe.

Well, it was very hard to be
on that sh**t, RuPaul.

I love bacon, you know?

Every time that bloody pig came
near me,
I thought of breakfast.

The wrongly convicted
Lindy Chamberlain is here
tonight.

Now, is there a public statement
you'd like to make?

Has anyone seen my baby?

Jesus Christ.

It's Dr. Seuss.

Hello, hello!
What a wonderful call!

It's a pleasure to meet you,
Mr. RuPaul.

I've always wanted to ask you,
do you like green eggs and ham?

Well, RuPaul,
they're absolutely delicious,

but if you, uh,
ask me one more question,

I may try and make myself
your missus.

Now, Michelle and Rhys,
this is how our game works.

-Okay.
-I ask a question.

You fill in the blank,
simple as that.

All right, first question is for
Michelle Visage.

How can you tell if your
boyfriend
is cheating on you with a drag
queen?

His breath smells like blank.

-I have firsthand experience
with this.
-You do? Okay.

Don't act like you weren't
there.

And his breath smells like
tucking panties.

Over to the celebrities and see
if Michelle has any matches.

Lindy, how can you tell if your
boyfriend's been cheating on you

with a drag queen?
His breath smells like...

Ru, I wrote down an answer,

and I stepped away for a second
to heat up a can of baked beans,

went back to the tent,
and a dingo got my answer.

A dingo got my answer, Ru.

-Has anyone seen it?
-Oh, we are all going to hell
for this.

Michelle: Yes.

All right, let's move on down
to Dr. Seuss.

The doctor is in.

Could you write me an answer,
Dr. Seuss?

I've known a few women
that have had a few frights,

and they told me their men
smelled like old tights.

Oh!

Very clever, but not a match.

Nice try, Dr. Seuss.

Lizzo, how can you tell if your
boyfriend's been cheating on you

with a drag queen,
because his breath smells like?

-Some b*tch's juice.
-Some b*tch's juice.

Okay, yeah, well, that would be
the telltale sign,

-but that is not a match for
Lizzo.
-No.

g*dd*mn it.

All right, let's move on down to
Her Royal
Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II.

Your Majesty, um, how can you
tell if
your boyfriend's been cheating
on you

with a drag queen,
his breath smells like?

I wrote peanut butter, because I
always
say who needs a man

when you've got two corgis and
a jar of peanut butter in the
fridge?

-Is it a match?
-Oh, well that's a very good
answer,

but unfortunately
not a match for Miss Visage.

All right, let's move on down
to Magda.

Magda, his breath smells like?

-Glitter.
-Glitter.

I don't remember
what glitter smells like.

It's crunchy.

Not a match for Michelle.

Let's move on to the next
question.

All right,
here's your question, Rhys.

Michelle Visage is having
a kangaroo pouch implant,

so she can keep her blank warm.

Uh, I would say, she's getting
it
installed to keep her ba*ls
warm.

Oh, that's good,
that's a great idea.

It needs to be a big pouch.

Okay, well, let's move on down
to Dolly Parton.

Michelle Visage is having
a kangaroo pouch implant

so she can keep her blank warm.

What say you, Dolly?

I said turkey leg,
because down there at Dollywood,

the lines can get so long in
that
Chasing Rainbows exhibition,

that I think if
she gets a little hungry,

she can whip out her turkey leg.

Well, but that's not a match.

-We're looking for ba*ls.
-ba*ls.

-We're looking for ba*ls.
-Close.

All right, let's move on down
to Jennifer Coolidge.

Cookies.

-Her cookies warm.
-You want a cookie?

You love that food, don't you?

I do, and you know, a lot of
people
just think I'm a broad with big
t*ts,

but that's not true at all.

I've also got a fat a*s.

She's had a turkey leg or two
in her time.

Oh, yes, oh, yes,
not a match, Jennifer.

Oh, you're kidding.

Bindi Irwin, what say you?

What is Michelle Visage
keeping warm

-in her kangaroo pouch?
-Yeah, well you know what I
love?

I love wildlife, and I'm a real
eco-warrior, and you know,

I'm really fond of a moist
pouch.

You know, I love going in the
moist pouch,
it's nice and warm inside.

It's a safe place to go in and
out,
and in and out, and in and out.

So, I think the perfect thing
that Michelle would really love

in her moist pouch is her big,
dry,
and very dangerous bush.

Not a match.

Let's move on down to
Lindy Chamberlain.

Oh, my God,
so much tragedy in your life.

[fly buzzing]

I'm battling through the grief
to write
an answer, and I wrote--

[growling]

Hang on, Ru,
do you hear something?

No, what? What is it?

Oh, my God! It's the dingo!

Oh, God!

I think I'm hilarious--
other people, not so much.

Jesus Christ.
Somebody call Bindi Irwin.

She knows what to do
with wild animals.

Food for the dingos.
Enjoy.

I wish a dingo
would have taken my baby.

Then I wouldn't have anything to
do with
Prince Andrew anymore.

All right, Michelle Visage,
this next question is for you.

Celebrities, are you ready?

Yeah.

All right, Michelle Visage.

-Yeah.
-Rhys is soooo g*y,

when he throws a boomerang,
he catches it with his?

-Purse.
-Okay.

All right, let's move on down
to Magda.

What say you?

Rhys is so g*y, when he throws
a boomerang, he catches it with
his?

-With his lisp.
-Ah.

You have a thing about the lisp?
Do you--

I don't know what lithp
you're talking about.

Oh, it's very sexy, though,
RuPaul.

Nothing like being spat on.

All right, let's move on to
Bindi Irwin.

Rhys is so g*y, when he throws
a boomerang, he catches it with
his?

[fly buzzing]

What is-- what is that?
What are you-- ?

Oh, sorry Ru, there's just
blowies
all over me face at the moment,

and I'm just really trying to
get them out the way.

And what are blowies?
Now, I don't know what that term
means.

Yeah, well, uh, blowies are just
the
little things that are in the
air just,

you know,
just flap all over your face.

Hit it constantly,
in and out of holes all the
time.

RuPaul, a blowy tends to hang
around
a big pile of sh*t.

-Oh.
-Oh, like a fly.

-Yeah, a fly.
-Yes.

Which makes sense, because I do
feel like I'm at the zoo here,

surrounded by
all this pack of wildlife.

Back to the answer. You know,
I've traveled the world and I've
seen,

you know, the wildlife
everywhere,
wet and dry, but I think the one
thing

that uh, you know, is perfect is
a blue-ringed octopus.

Let's see,
he catches with his

- blue-ringed octopus.
-Blue-ringed octopus, yeah.

I don't know if Art was doing
a great Bindi.

Maybe whatever bit her in the
face, like,
rubbed off on her.

Unfortunately, not a match.

Let's move on down to Her Royal
Majesty,
Queen Elizabeth II.

Rhys is so g*y, when he throws
a boomerang, he catches it with
his?

Well, you know, Rhys reminds me
of my grandson.

Not the one with the receding
hairline,
the disappointing ging.

In fact, Meghan called me
the other day and said,

"Lizzie, what's the secret
to a long life?"

To which I said,
"Don't piss me off and wear a
seatbelt."

I said his sexy ginger face.

Very sweet answer.
Unfortunately, not a match.

Let's move on down to
Catherine O'Hara.

Catherine O'Hara.

Rhys is so g*y,
when he throws a boomerang,

he catches it with his...

We're looking for purse.

Well, Michelle, I think we're
communicating telepathically,

because I also honestly wrote
purse!

-Yay!
-Oh, wait a minute.

Oh, Catherine, it looks like
you crossed out something

and wrote something.

That's a completely
false accusation, RuPaul.

You had "d*uche" first.

The jury's still out on that
one,
Michelle.

Let's move on down to Lizzo.

Now Lizzo, you took a long time
to write this answer.

Let's see what you wrote.

I did take a long time to write
it.

I wrote "bussy," a butt p*ssy.

You took all that long
to write that one word?

-Here it is now.
-Oh!

Where did she pull that out of?

-Her bussy.
-Okay.

-Um, bussy is not a match.
-Damn.

Because we're looking for--

-Purse. Yeah.
-Purse.

All right, let's go to our next
question,
this one's gonna be for Rhys.

Now, I'm remaking one of
Kylie Minogue's hit songs.

Rhys: Mm-hmm.

But, she wants me
to change the title to...

"Can't Get You Out Of My..."

-Ah.
-What say you, Rhys?

"I Can't Get You Out Of My
House".

All right, let's go to the
celebrities
and hear what they have to say.

Catherine O'Hara,
here's your chance to match
Rhys,

"Can't Get You Out Of My..."?

Well, Ru, see,
I hope this qualifies,

"I Can't Get You Out Of My
Home".

-Oh.
-And Rhys, that is a match.

-How?
-Can't get--

It was my telepathic connection,
Michelle Visage-y.

Now, do you have any fond
memories
of lil' baby Home Alone?

-Kevin!
-Yeah.

Kevin!

Kevin!

Lizzo, "Can't Get You Out Of
My..."?

DNA, RuPaul,
I just took a DNA test,

and turns out,
can't get you out of it.

"Can't Get You Out Of My DNA".

Now that--
what does that mean?

Right, Lizzo, that is not a
match,
let's move on to Her Royal
Highness.

"Can't Get You Out Of My..."?

Well, I was wondering if Kylie
has the
same problem I have with Prince
Philip,

because when you get older,
things start to get a bit
tighter

in your D-A-P, dry-a*s p*ssy.

It's like granola down there
these days.

Anita is hilarious.

I never thought I'd be laughing
at the Queen so much.

It's, like, taking all of my
power not to
start laughing with her behind
me,

talking about her dry-a*s p*ssy.

All right, let's move on down
to Dr. Seuss himself.

I can't wait to hear this
answer.

"Can't Get You Out Of My Blank".

Hmm, now, this one was tricky,
but I am the riddle-solver.

Kylie can't them out of her
vulva.

-We were looking for house.
-House.

But, that's not a match,
unfortunately, for Michelle
Visage.

[buzzer]
Well, that sound you hear

means that we are out of time.

So, the winner of Snatch Game
is...

Jojo Zaho,

because she got to go home last
week
and didn't have to endure any of
this.

All right, everybody,
thanks for coming.

Until next time, go blank
yourself.

-Say goodbye, everybody.
-Bye!

[trilling and cheering]

So, how do you girls think
Snatch Game went yesterday?

Do you know what?

I feel like that is probably one
of
the strongest Snatch Games

-there has ever been on Drag
Race.
-I was the same.

Wow, really?

I'm really proud of what I did.

I think my performance was,
like, there.

I had a concept,
I had a character.

She was fully realized.

We're all really good.

It's gonna be hard to pick
who's in the bottom.

It was a good Snatch Game,
it was a really good Snatch
Game.

There's still got to be
bottom queens, so...

What about when Ru said that
Coco's nude outfit was rotten?

I mean, tea.

I think Coco's definitely
in the bottom.

But you knew that.

I think I definitely overthunk
it.

You know what,
I just froze on the spot.

It's never happened before, but
like,
usually I could come out of it.

I just, like, went into a hole
and couldn't pull myself out of
it.

It was weird.

I definitely think I'm gonna be
in the bottom.

If I could do it over again,
I wouldn't have done Dr. Seuss.

Not the vibe.

I think the very first answer
you gave, like,

you stumbled a bit,
but you totally came back.

Oh, yeah.

I must say, I'm very proud of my
sister,
Miss Wiggles.

Yeah!

You f*cking k*lled that, girl.

Yeah, I did.

I feel, like, elated.

I feel like I might be in the
top.

That's all that one can dream
for
for Snatch Game.

There's, like, a top
and a bottom, clearly.

But, like, in between
it could be anyone's game.

Art had the look down pat.

She looked amazing.

But, yeah, I know nothing about
Bindi Irwin after Snatch Game.

It was Art Simone being crass
and making Aussie jokes.

So, how supportive are--
is everyone's parents?

Of drag?

My mom is very much supportive
of everything I do.

She always knew
that I was gonna grow up

to kind of be who I am
before I knew that.

-A flaming h*m*.
-Yeah.

I love your family so much,
they're always so nice.

My mom is super supportive,
she's like my biggest fan.

She taught me how to sew.

So did my mom.

My dad,
on the other hand...

Oh, yeah, I know the feeling.

Moving to New Zealand,

it was sort of the first hard
moment
in my life, I would say.

My parents, they split up,
and leaving with Dad,

I was probably seven years old,

and he said, um, he goes,
"Just promise me one thing."

"That you won't turn out to be
g*y."

I was 20 when I came out.

My mum is amazing.

She was just sort of like,
"Cool, I've got a g*y son."

My dad in England,
he struggled a little bit more.

I sent my dad an email to
explain to him
that hey, um, I'm g*y.

I felt guilty.

By living in another country,
um...

Yeah, I guess it is.

You never really have that, um,

that connection
with that father figure.subtitle

I would tell him that I loved
him,

and um,
that no matter what happened...

Um, that he's always--

he's always my dad to me, and
that
I'll always love him, and that,
um, yeah,

he's always been an amazing
person,
that I've admired him for a long
time,

and I always will do.

[music plays]

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

And what?

Welcome to the main stage of
RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under.

Michelle Visage.

Now, Michelle, have you ever
been
mistaken as a celebrity?

Only on Scruff.

Rhys Nicholson, now,
who would you do for Snatch
Game?

I think I could play a very
tired
Tilda Swinton in the Conan
O'Brien story.

This week we challenged our
queens
to make us laugh out loud

with the Snatch Game Down Under.

Racers, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.

-♪ Con-drag-ulations ♪
-Category is Sea-Sickening.

Up first, Art Simone.

Rhys: The hands are big on the
web.

On the runway, I'm serving you
Real Housewives of Atlantis.

I'm throwing a pearl in my clam,
and I look f*cking good.

RuPaul:
I think she's my seaweed dealer.

I think this outfit shows my
breadth
as a performer, and as a
creative.

It does look like a bit of
seaweed,

but that's okay because
people eat seaweed.

Rhys: Aw, she made me ink.

Up next, Kita Mean.

Rhys: This, like Kita Mean,
this comes in waves.

RuPaul: Yes.

I am serving you the most
beautiful,
hand-dyed,

Ursula-inspired sea witch
realness.

[RuPaul imitating Sean Connery]
"Look at this octo-p*ssy."

-That was my Sean Connery.
-That was great.

I feel fierce as f*ck.

I am channeling my inner sea
b*tch.

Michelle:
You have got to be squid-ing me.

Etcetera Etcetera.

For this week's Sea-Sickening
runway,

I am serving you
deep-sea diver diva.

Rhys: I love a glory hole
you can travel with.

I've got my boots on, they're
made for
walking on the ocean floor.

I feel good, I am giving you
the moment in mustard.

Bring back the mustard!

Rhys: How's your head?
Heavy.

Up next, Coco Jumbo.

Is she serving calamari again?

Walking down the runway,
I am feeling like a boss-a*s
b*tch.

This outfit just screams that I
am a proud
POC, loving myself sick.

Michelle:
Al-gee, your hair smells
terrific.

I am absolutely sopping wet
right now.

Someone's gonna have to f*cking
mop up these floors, honey,

'cause there is a mess up here.

Rhys:
Oh, this must be the "sea"
section.

Up next, Anita Wigl'it.

♪ Ahh ♪

I am serving sexy siren.

I've got wind
blowing through my hair.

I feel amazing in this look.

Rhys: The siren's ball.
RuPaul: Yes.

You may wonder
how my waist is so small.

I call it the seamen diet.

RuPaul:
I hear she's really good at
coral.

Up next, Maxi Shield.

Look what washed up
on the Jersey Shore.

I've taken the angle
Mother of Pearls.

Pearl necklace,
one of the ladies' favorites.

Michelle: Who needs a neck
when you've got a chest?

I wanted to portray that little
old auntie
that sits at the back of the
room,

and smokes cigarettes,
with every piece of jewelry.

I've heard of a pearl necklace,
but this is ridiculous.

Elektra Shock.

-Is that seafoam green?
-Mm-hmm. The best kind.

I'm serving you waves
crashing down the runway.

Gorgeous seafoam,
sparkling eleganza.

I'm having a real foam-o.

E.T., foam home.

Oh, my God.

Up next, Karen From Finance.

Michelle: Clickbait.

I am giving you high-fashion
Great White,

sparkling from head to toe
in the most ridiculously stupid

sequined shark suit.

Michelle: What's the matter,
shark's got your tongue?

I look incredible.

Rhys: This look is so camp.

Karen From Finance
is the camp queen.

Ooh, she is fierce--
I mean, fine.

Up next, Scarlet Adams.

Michelle: Ladies and gentlemen,
A-reef-a Franklin.

I'm serving you
Great Barrier Reef realness.

I am feeling fashion as f*ck.

Ladies and gentlemen,
Reef Nicholson.

The Great Barrier Reef is one of
the
Seven Wonders of the Natural
World,

and it is slowly dying
'cause of climate change.

If we don't do something soon,
we could
lose this beautiful natural
wonder.

Kia ora, queens.
Aussie Aussie Aussie!

Oi! Oi! Oi!

Now, based on your performances
in the Snatch Game,

and your Sea-Sickening
presentations,
I've made some decisions.

When I call your name,
please step forward.

Anita Wigl'it.

Con-drag-ulations, you are the
hands-down
winner of this week's challenge.

[cheering]

You've won a cash prize
of $5.000,

courtesy of Barefoot Wine
Australia,

a Pride ally, celebrating the
bold
and beautiful for more than 30
years.

[mouthing words]

Kita Mean.

Etcetera Etcetera.

You are both safe.

Ladies, you may leave the stage.

Ladies,
you are all up for elimination.

It was a very interesting
Snatch Game.

Let's put it that way.

Now it's time for the judges'
critiques.

-First up, Art Simone.
-Hello!

Let's talk about Bindi Irwin.

You did one thing and stuck with
it,
and it didn't grow.

The jokes that were landing
in the beginning became
repetitive.

It just flat-lined.

It's about us seeing
your interpretation of this
person.

I learned nothing new about
Bindi Irwin.

You are known to be funny, and I
worry
that maybe you just thought,

"Oh, well, I'm gonna be okay
in this challenge."

Tonight on the runway, the
details,
even down to the webbing of the
fingers,

I thought this was beautiful.

Thank you.

Coco Jumbo.

-Hi!
-Let's talk about your Lizzo.

-Oh, you know.
-Oh, I know.

Not good.

If you're gonna do
a big character like Lizzo,

you have to do what Lizzo does.

You have to be "Yes, girl!",
but she didn't show up to the
party.

You didn't seem like you felt in
control
of the situation very much.

You look gorgeous,
you're a gorgeous girl.

Uh, but again,
you fell into the same trap

that most people fall into
with Snatch Game.

It's just a missed opportunity.

Tonight on the runway,
the issue, I think, with this

is it didn't tell much of a
story.

Is it pretty? Yes.
Is it Sea-Sickening?

No.

Maxi Shield.

-Hello!
-Hi.

So, your Magda Szubanski,

you were her to a "T,"

but I couldn't get you out of it

to make us laugh and engage us,
because you weren't including
us.

I would almost worry that Magda
was gonna sue you, it was so
dead-on.

Like, it was perfect.

It just didn't move
any further than that.

Tonight on the runway,
it's not very elevated.

I'm just gonna be honest,
but I love it for what it is.

Is it sh*t?
No, but it's not the best.

Elektra Shock.

You did Catherine O'Hara.

You looked nothing like her.

You sounded nothing like her,
but you included us in.

You volleyed,
that's what it's all about.

There were times throughout it
that I thought,

this is not just a stroke of
genius,
she's just having a stroke.

Really, it was so wrong,
it was so wrong.

But somehow it turned out right.

Rhys: And this look, it is very
pretty,

but it is just a little bit
on the basic side.

It kind of feels like
you have a very rich mom,

and you're going to Year-10
formal.

-Karen From Finance.
-Here's the thing.

-This is Dolly Parton.
-Yeah.

If you don't nail her,
you're gonna fail her.

Almost like if you're not an
impersonator,
don't even bother doing her.

The look was down, as is
tonight,
tonight your look is gorgeous.

The Dolly Parton wasn't there.

She has just so many one-liners,

and I was hoping that you would
say
some of them--

and you are a funny queen--

that's another part of it that
made it
a little bit more disappointing.

Scarlet Adams.

-Jennifer Coolidge.
-Yeah.

The voice was great,
I thought the look was kind of
rough.

You definitely needed
to push it much further.

They were already her jokes.

We didn't get to find out
what your take on her was.

But, tonight on the runway,
I think this is spectacular.

This is a beautiful outfit,
the color scheme is just
gorgeous,

and I love it.

All right,
I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck in the
werkroom,
the judges and I will
deliberate.

-You may leave the stage.
-Thank you.

-Hey, girl.
-It all makes sense now.

The reason we couldn't work out
who was, like,

the worst is 'cause
we were actually all really bad.

-Really?
-Every single one of us

-is up for elimination.
-We all-- we all got called.

[gasps]
Are you serious?

-All of us, yeah.
-I thought everyone did pretty
well.

Well, I completely disagree,
I didn't think it was good at
all.

-Oh, really?
-Yeah.

I wish I could do it all over
again,
I really do.

It was my one opportunity to do
Snatch Game, and uh, I totally
blew it.

I didn't think there was a
single person
that was on that stage

that shouldn't be practicing
their lip sync.

The energy has totally
shifted in the werkroom.

Everyone's shaking in their
boots
at the moment.

[siren]

Hi, ladies! How you doing?

-Everyone, it's Dannii Minogue!
-Hey!

Hello!

Oh, my gosh.
Dannii Minogue is on the call.

I'm talking with the queen
of Australia.

Put the needle on it, b*tch.

What's going on?
Who's in, who's out?

Yeah, you're checking at
probably
the wrong time to talk to us.

We would love some Minogue
magic tips if you've got any.

That would be great.

You know what, not every
performance
is gonna be perfect.

I've had some doozies where
I've fallen through the set,

you know, so what did I do?

-I kept going.
-Yes.

-What's your special move,
Dannii?
-Yeah, show us your moves.

-This is it.
-Yes!

Give me needle action.

We're very familiar with
a bit of needle action.

I think everyone at the moment
who is potentially thinking

their lip syncing is ready to
f*cking crush this performance.

If I was you, I would just
focus now on that next bit,

so if you get that moment
to do that,

you're just ready to absolutely
k*ll it.

You all look so insane,
I can't take my eyes off you.

Like, you look so freaking good!
Aaah!

-Thank you, Dannii!
-Thank you so much, Dannii!

Mwah! Bye, ladies.
Bye, queens!

[mouthing words]subtitle

All right, now,
just between us kangaroos,

what do you reckon?

Starting with Art Simone.

Tonight on the runway,
I thought she looked beautiful,

and I bought it hook, line, and
sinker.

Rhys: Oh!

Michelle:
As Bindi Irwin, she ended up
flat.

Biggest offense was that
it wasn't funny.

There was nothing to latch onto.

There are gonna be people at
home who
know her work, who are pretty
certain

she's just gonna
glide through this competition,

and I think she hit an iceberg
tonight.

-Coco Jumbo.
-Yeah, the look was a little
more Lizz-no.

I'm sure she performs Lizzo,

but she didn't display any of
that essence
of Lizzo in her performance.

Michelle: Tonight on the runway,
the hair was amazing.

I actually love the hair,
but it didn't tell a story of
the sea.

I got from it Ursula the Sea
Witch.

-What said Ursula?
-I mean--

-Oh, the white hair, and the
black.
-That's it.

-Ursula's purple.
-Well, I'll see you in the
carpark.

-Yep.
-[laughs]

Maxi Shield.

So, Maxi as Magda,
I thought did a great job.

Was she funny?

-Meh.
-I felt she locked herself up in
a box.

She was too smart
for the Snatch Game,

and I think she needed to pull
it back
and simplify it.

Let us have fun with it.

She kind of felt over-prepared
to me,
and look, I'm a g*y man.

I know it's all about
preparation.

RuPaul:
Moving on to Elektra Shock.

Oh, my goodness, Michelle
Visage.

The opposite end of the spectrum
from over-preparing.

On the runway,
it was very basic for me.

I didn't hate it,
it just was very simple.

Catherine O'Hara's character
Moira Rose,
she went for it, and it was
funny.

And you know what?
She sold it.

Karen From Finance.

Tonight on the runway,
everything was gorgeois.

Something like that
could look so shitty,

easily, which brings us
to Snatch Game.

This was a big swing
and a big miss.

-Dolly Parton, and not even a
giggle?
-Mm-hmm.

I was absolutely gobsmacked.

It was painful because
we all know Dolly so well.

-Yeah, she was playing her
straight.
-Yeah.

Dolly Parton, uh, no.

RuPaul: Scarlet Adams.

So, Scarlet as Jennifer Coolidge
was almost there.

She knew all the lines.

There were some funny moments,
but she didn't push her.

Yeah, it just never quite
landed for me.

A couple times I laughed, but it
was
more out of, kind of like,

oh, Jennifer Coolidge
was great in that movie.

-Yeah.
-This look, it's one of my
favorite things

I've seen in a long time in
drag.

It was really excellent,
and she knew it, too.

It felt almost Vegas,
like showgirl.

-Yeah.
-Yeah, right?

All right, silence.
I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

Scarlet Adams.

Your Jennifer Coolidge
was a little leaky,

but your runway look
floats our boat.

You're safe.

You may join the other girls.

Karen From Finance.

You are safe.

You may join the other girls.

Elektra Shock.

-You're safe.
-[mouthing words]

You may join the other girls.

Art Simone.

Your runway look is truly
Sea-Sickening,

but the judges weren't wild
about your Snatch.

Coco Jumbo.

Your smile lights up the runway,
but your Lizzo was

not good as hell.

Maxi Shield.

On the runway,
you served looks and laughs,

but your Snatch Game
was a little one-note.

Maxi Shield.

You're safe.

[softly]
Oh, my God.

You may join the other girls.

Art.

Coco.

I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are up for elimination.

Two queens stand before me.

This is your last chance
to impress me,

and save yourself...

from elimination!

The time has come...
[thunder]

for you to lip sync

for... your...

[echo] ...life!

Good luck,
and don't f*ck it up.

♪ I-I-I'm that b*tch,
I-I'm that b*tch ♪

♪ I-I-I'm that b*tch,
that's the way it is ♪

♪ Don't-don't-don't you wish
you could be that b*tch? ♪

♪ But you ain't that b*tch,
it's unanimous ♪

♪ I-I-I'm that b*tch,
I-I'm that b*tch ♪

♪ I-I-I'm that b*tch,
that's the way it is ♪

♪ Don't-don't-don't you wish
you could be that b*tch? ♪

♪ But you ain't that b*tch,
it's unanimous ♪

♪ I'm that b*tch ♪

♪ Feeling like a woman,
ponytail up on my side ♪

♪ Choke it like a petting zoo
and take it for a ride ♪

♪ He think I'm a catcher
but tonight I wanna pitch ♪

♪ In case you missed the chorus,
girl,
I'm that b*tch ♪

♪ Had to almost cancel Jimmy,
put him in a body bag ♪

♪ He said I was a drag queen,
b*tch, I'm the queen of drag ♪

♪ b*tch, drag queen? ♪

♪ b*tch, I'm the queen of drag ♪

♪ D-d-drag queen? ♪

♪ b*tch, I'm the queen of drag ♪

I'm giving everything,
everything.

I'm fired up,
it's not my time to go.

♪ I-I-I'm that b*tch,
I-I'm that b*tch ♪

♪ I-I-I'm that b*tch,
that's the way it is ♪

♪ Don't-don't-don't you wish
you could be that b*tch? ♪

♪ But you ain't that b*tch,
it's unanimous ♪

♪ I-I-I'm that b*tch,
I-I'm that b*tch ♪

♪ I-I-I'm that b*tch,
that's the way it is ♪

I didn't pay any attention
to Art at all.

I am feeling like 100% that
b*tch.

♪ I'm that b*tch ♪

♪ I'm that, I'm that,
I'm that, I'm that, I'm that
b*tch ♪

♪ I'm that, I'm that, I'm that,
I'm that, I'm that b*tch ♪

♪ I'm that, I'm that,
I'm that, I'm that, I'm that
b*tch ♪

♪ I'm that, I'm that, I'm that,
I'm that, I'm that b*tch ♪

♪ Drag queen? ♪

♪ b*tch, I'm the queen of drag ♪

♪ I'm that, I'm that, I'm that,
I'm that, I'm that ♪

♪ I'm that, I'm that,
I'm that, I'm that, I'm that ♪

♪ I'm that, I'm that, I'm that,
I'm that, I'm that ♪

♪ I'm that, I'm that,
I'm that, I'm that, I'm that ♪

♪ I'm that, I'm that, I'm that,
I'm that b*tch ♪

[cheering]

Whoo!

Ladies.

I've made my decision.

Coco Jumbo.

Shantay, you stay.

You may join the other girls.

Art Simone,subtitle

now that we've seen your
charisma,
uniqueness, nerve, and talent,

it's time to spread it
all around the world.

Now, sashay away.

Thank you.

[sobbing]

You're gonna be okay.

You got this, girl.

Art: I love you all so much.

I may have lost,

but I still have my hymen.

Thank you.

I'm feeling very disappointed

that I've let down
all my friends and family at
home,

and I failed, completely.

I've got thousands of fans

that are expecting
a certain level from me,

and I clearly didn't deliver it.

And they just strongly
so want me here.subtitle

That means nothing.

I will never be able
to live this down. Ever.

Con-drag-ulations, ladies,
and remember,

if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

-Amen!
-All right, now let the music
play.

♪♪♪

You need to work together
as you debut

the brand-new Drag Race anthem,

"Queens Down Under".

Yay!

You can't just put your foot
down,
it's not gonna work.

I can do whatever I want.

Ugh, Elektra, seriously,
you're being a diva, girl.

Holy sh*t.

My goodness,
we struggled, didn't we?

This outfit is ridiculous.

That basic drag is only gonna go
so far
on RuPaul's Drag Race.

♪♪♪