03x05 - BMX b*tches

[bunniefuu]

- Previously on "RuPaul's
Drag Race Down Under"...

G'day, g'day, g'day. [all cheer]

It's time for the Snatch Game.

[all cheering]

- Hola, amigos.

- No cameras!

- It's Jesus Christ.

- Get your dicks out.

- Oh, my God, we
are going to hell.

- This p*ssy hot.

Hey, hey.

- You're missing elements
that are just Cardi B.

- Ashley Madison,
condragulations.

You're the winner of
this week's challenge.

- Flor, shantay, you stay.

Rita Menu, sashay away.

[dramatic music]

- Read it out, Flor.
What's she done?

- "I love you all so, sooo much.

Go for gold. Rita Menu."

- We'll miss you, Rita.

- So straight into
it then, are we?

[laughter]

- After that lip sync...

I feel like I needed that to
come back and compete.

- Game on.
- You worked.

- Lit a fire in you?

- It's that fire that I needed,
and I definitely got it.

b*tches beware

because I'm f*cking
ready to kick their asses.

- Can we take a
moment to celebrate

Miss Ashley winning, though?

- Hey!

- Congrats, Ashley.

- I'm feeling
absolutely amazing.

My track record in this
competition wasn't going so well,

but I feel like I have
finally left my mark.

- To win Snatch Game, I
can't even believe the words

coming out of my mouth.

- I'm happy it went to you.
You did a phenomenal job.

- You did.
- Thank you.

- I thought it was
gonna actually go to you.

- Oh.

- It does feel like
Bumpa is on this decline,

and I'm on an incline.

- They put you in the bottom.

- Yeah, I didn't
think I was that sh*t.

So that was a f*cking shock.

Yeah.

- We're at a point
now where I don't know

if we can afford
to be delusional.

- So the game is on.

- Let's get out of this sh*t.

- Let's go, girly.

- Can I try your wig, Bumpa?

- I can definitely
win this competition.

- Oh, okay.

- Yeah.

- Oh, no, b*tch. Oh, no, b*tch.

Oh, my God, no. Look.

- Not listen to the
other girls and their...

They're going cuckoo
with each other.

- Fly, fly, fly.

[laughter]

- Oh, my God.

- I really just gotta shove
them out and go... [whooshing]

And come out on top.

- The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race Down Under"

will receive a year's supply of
cosmetics from Anastasia Beverly Hills

and a cash prize of $50,000.

Tonight, with Michelle
Visage, Rhys Nicholson,

and our extra
special guest judge,

Rachel Hunter.

[singing] RuPaul's Drag Race

May the best drag queen win

Best drag queen win

- Week... what week are
we? I've already forgotten.

[upbeat music]

- It's a new week
in the Werk Room,

and it's just clear for me
that I have to step it up.

Because, obviously, I was
in the bottom two last week.

- How do we feel with Rita gone?

- Sad to see her go,
but she was consistently

in the bottom, so I think it was her time.
- I think it was her time.

- It was her time.
- Yeah, definitely.

- Flor, do you
think you're next?

- Ooh!

- The f*cking nerve.

It could be you.

- Well, Icy's been in the
top and won challenges.

- That doesn't
matter. It could be her.

- Bumpa hasn't won anything yet.

- Hollywould and Ash have
won. I've won something.

- You've been
very lucky, darling.

Very lucky.

Because last week you
were one of the worst.

- Well...
- And we know that.

- Ooh.
- Who was the one who lip-sunk?

- Yeah, it was me, but like, we
know that you were the worst.

- Okay.
- You know? So...

- Tell me how
you really feel, girl.

- That's how I feel. You were...
yeah. You were the worst.

And you should be the one
that you has to lip sync, but...

- Rawr. Go, girls.
- It was me.

So... abso-f*cking-lutely.

- Well.

I'm a little bit
taken aback by this

because, like, she's not
vocalized anything like this before.

She's entitled to her opinions.

She's wrong, but
she's entitled to them.

- Ooh!
- Oh, girls. Girls, girls, girls!

- G'day, g'day,
g'day. Oh, look at us.

Looking similar shirts.

- Oh, my God.

- We're like twins.

- We are.

- My queens, for
today's mini challenge,

in the grand tradition
of "Paris is Burning,"

the library is about to be open.

- Yes. [laughter]

- Because reading is what?

All: Fundamental!

- That's right.

Oh, Pit Crew.

[oohs and ahhs]

- Oh, it's getting hot in here.

Ben is cute. Ben is sexy.

It's his chest.

Curlies.

- First up, Gabriella Labucci.

Come on over.

The library is officially open.

- !sis Avis Loren.

Now, off camera, you've been
farting a lot in this Werk Room.

So I think we need your
name to be IBS an*s Poo'pen.

Am I right, ladies?

- That is so stupid.

[laughing]

- Bumpa Love, I love
the way that you try.

[laughter]

- !sis... I need my notes because
my memory is not what it used to be.

- Oh.

- Flor... I'm gonna
mop with you, Flor.

[laughter]

I'm gonna backtrack that.

- I thought I was the one that
didn't speak English, mama.

- Ashley, you b*stard.

Yeah. Yeah.

And RuPaul.

I can't wait to be
as old as you are

and get to my second century.

- And you had to
write those down?

[laughter]

- Bumpa Love.

- Beautiful Ashley
Madison, you're a chatterbox.

You know all the
tea, can't stop talking,

and I've heard you say your
bottom's quite hungry too.

It's a shame we can't
find a dildo long enough

to fill both your holes.

- Oh.

Flor to the floor please.

- Amyl, that wig
looks... oh, no, I mean...

!sis... it's just that
nose is so ugly.

You both look like twins.

- Ashley Madison.

Hollywould Star... Hollywould
Star has the face of a star,

and that star is Lassie.

[laughter]

- He called me a dog.

- Hollywould Star.

- Flor.

[speaking Spanish]

And for you playing at home,

you need to take your
fat a*s home, b*tch.

- Ru has a stern face on.

And I'm like, he doesn't
think we're funny.

- The library is
closed officially.

[laughs]

Ladykins, it's time
to grade your shade.

The winner of today's
mini challenge is...

Ben from the Pit Crew.

[applause]

[laughter]

- Ben has won, and rightly so.

- Condragulations, Ben.

You've won a $2,500 gift
card from Glitter au Gogo...

Biodegradable glitter.

- Oh...[chuckles] Sorry, Ru.

- Ladykins, for this
week's Maxi Challenge,

as two competing girl groups,
you'll be singing and dancing

to the original
song "BMX b*tches,"

inspired by the classic
'80s movie, "BMX Bandits."

Ben, as the winner of
today's mini challenge,

you get to choose
the two groups.

- Ooh.

- If there's one
person in the group

that I don't wanna be paired
with right now, it is Bumpa.

I don't know whether Bumpa's
going to be able to continue

on this trend and pull out her
Bumpaisms that the judges love

and that she's gonna be great,

or whether she'll be
in the bottom again.

- Okay. Flor, over there.

Hollywould Star to the left.

And then a complete
split down the middle.

- All right, so group number
one is Flor, Bumpa, and Ashley.

- Jesus Christ.

- Group number two is
Hollywould, Gabriella, and !sis.

Now, each of you needs to
write lyrics for your own verse.

Then you'll record your
vocals with Michelle Visage.

[all gasp]

And later, you'll learn
all the right moves

from choreographer Corey Baker.

[oohs and ahhs]

#DragRaceDownUnder.

Racers, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

- Yes!
- Let's do it.

- I don't know about you all,

but I am so glad that
Ben put us together.

You two are my pick.

- We are singing on an
original track, "BMX b*tches."

How do we wanna write this?

Because, obviously, I'm a
little bit croaky at the moment.

So I'm thinking I'm gonna
write my verse as a character.

Because I know I
normally can sing.

Right now I can't.

The only thing that's upsetting me
is that my f*cking voice is like this.

Because my body is
just saying, whoa b*tch,

you need to f*cking
stop for a second.

But you know what?
I'm not stopping.

I can't.

- Yeah.
- Just have to try...

- Go with a character. I
think you're being really smart.

- How are we feeling
about the challenge?

- Well...
- I'm excited about it.

- Yeah.
- I'm excited.

- You did really
well in the first...

- In the first one.
- Yeah.

You were in the top, remember?
- I was in the top two.

- I was safe, so I've
got something to prove.

I've been top, top,
now bottom. [grumbles]

Feels like I've
gotta do some work.

- I need to prove as well,
because you know I was

in the bottom two last week.

- Neither of you have wins yet,
and that's a whole team of winners.

- I think I could have done
better in the other team.

It does feel like Bumpa and
Flor are both on this decline.

I just came out of winning.

So I'm worried with my other
teammates, unfortunately.

- I think we have a very
good chance here, girls.

- Well, in the last
acting challenge,

you and I were both tops.

You won.
- Yeah.

- And you were safe, but
you did a really good job.

- When I came into this
competition, I had a win,

I had a top, and now I'm safe.

Don't sleep on Hollywould because
she has some tricks up her sleeves...

Sleeve.

Sleeves.

Is it sleeves or sleeve?

Ugh, whatever.

Should we have a little listen?

- Let's have a little listen.

- Let's see what
we're working with.

- [singing] B-B-B-B-B

- I think it's so cute.

- [singing] BMX b*tches

- Oh, my God, this song is
equal parts weird and kind of cool.

It's us having to lean
into the high camp factor.

And I'm gonna really
have fun with this.

- Look at this face.
Gonna run this town.

I can beat a mug
and sew you a gown.

- Ooh.

- Mostly sweet,
but a little bit spicy.

When the race gets
hot, I'll always be Icy.

- Yeah.
- I love it.

- I love that.

- So we gotta come
up with a team name.

It depends whether we wanna
go with like an '80s reference.

- I think we have to
because it's an '80s thing.

[bright cheery music]

- Ooh, this is hard.

Memory, remember the '80s.

'80s. '80s.

Channeling '80s.

[stammering]

[radio warbles and static]

- Gap just wants
to have some fun.

I don't like being in the sun.

Oh, my God, is this song done?

It's about time
the chorus begun.

- Time of the queen
is here to stay.

Vroom, vroom,
baby. Come and play.

- This is gonna be f*cking good.

If we can work so
f*cking well together,

we'll be able to
knock this out the park.

Looking at the other group...

[crickets chirping]

- Nothing is landing.

In this moment, I'm
not feeling confident.

- Have you got a name yet?

- f*ck off.

I am really worried
about myself.

I just came out of a win.

The other team is a group
of absolutely fierce queens.

And if we're on the losing
team, there's only six of us.

So it doesn't
matter how well I do.

If they win, I'm in the bottom.

- Hello.
- Kia ora, Michelle.

- First things first, what
did you name your group?

- F.A.B.

- Okay. All right.

Let's get to it.
- Fabulous.

- Let's start with Ashley.

- Okay.

- I'm so excited to
work with Michelle.

But I'm first up,
and that's stressful.

[singing] Riding on these
pedals, Miss Ashley is so metal

These other queens
on training wheels

They better shh and settle

- I need you to inject
some... something.

- Okay.
- Action.

- [singing] We're
fierce riding the streets

Searching through the beats

To find the best
way through this race

The win would be so neat

- I mean...

- Ashley, she just has to like,
you know, relax and let go.

- [singing] To find the
best way through this race

The win would be so neat

- It looks like she's not
having that much fun.

- The rhythm is there.

Your timing is there.

What's not is personality.

- Yeah.

- Um, I think we have
to move on timewise.

All right, who's next?

Flor.

Let's see what you do, Isma.

[singing] Girl, guess
who? It's Isma Flor

[singing in Spanish]
Mi amor, por favor

Catching all the mens
with just one claw

- Really good first take. Just
put some sensuality into it.

That's what Flor is, right?

Catching the men.
- Yes.

- With one claw.

- Just one claw.
- Just one.

- Yeah.
- Just one claw.

Claw.

Say claw.

- Claw.
- Yes.

Let's try it. Here we go.

- [singing in Spanish]
Mi amor, por favor

Catching all the mens
with just one claw

- Yes! I think that was it.

Bumpa is up next.

Let's give it a go, and
we'll see what needs work.

- [singing] Gonna bump,
hump, jump the curbside

Down the beach, see
the boys, let's say hi

I'm your ride, I'm your
die, I'm your number one

Call me fierce 'cause I
am, call me Bumpa Love

- That's a lot of words
all over the place.

Let's try that again.

- [singing] Gonna bump,
hump, jump the curbside

[laughs] - Okay.
I say we split it.

- Bumpa was like, bum bum bum
bum bumba bum bum bum bumba.

Bum bum bum bum bum
bum bumba bum bum.

Just too much going on.

- [singing] Gonna ride
high, jump the turnpike

To the meat, eat,
eat the road up

- Okay.

Confidence, attitude,
but you don't have to yell.

- [singing] I'm your ride, I'm
your die, I'm your number one

Call me fierce 'cause I
am, call me Bumpa Love

- Yeah. You sound
like a d*ck, but it's good.

- [laughs]

- Thank you, Bumpa.
- Thank you.

- Thank you, F.A.B. Girls.
- Thank you so much.

- We will see you perform
this on the main stage.

- Work.

- Good luck.
- Bye.

- After the recording session,

I'm feeling a
little bit worried.

I kind of walked in with an idea of
how I was going to say my verse,

and I don't know if I was
able to break down those walls

and really be
silly and fun with it.

- Hello.

So what's the
name of your group?

- SNS. Sexy N Stupid.

- Oh, Sexy and Stupid.

Gabriella Labucci, put
your headphones on.

- So what happened was...

- Oh, sh*t.

- I really hope that Michelle
is vibing with my idea,

because I just don't know
what else I can do with this voice.

- I've written a verse
for a character...

[in raspy voice] Who's
about a pack-a-day smoker.

- Perfect.

- So we're leaning into what
we can work with, you know?

- Perfect. That's what
a professional does.

- Yes. [clears throat]

- [singing] Gab just
wants to have some fun

I don't like being in the sun

Oh, my God, is this song done?

Now it's time the chorus begun

- Really good.
- Thank you.

- Yeah, really good.
- Thank you, Michelle.

I do my first take,
and Michelle loved it.

- All right, Hollywould Star.

- I'm gonna show
Michelle that I can rap.

And I wanna show the range.

Because if you don't have the
range, then you don't have anything.

[singing] Gorgeous
face and body too

Don't let it fool
you, I'm a hoot

Down under queen is here to stay

Vroom, vroom,
baby, come and play

- Really good.

Really, really strong.

- 10s, 10s, 10s across
the board, honey.

- !sis Avis Loren.

You gonna sing or you gonna rap?
- I'm gonna sing.

- You're gonna sing!
- Yes.

- Going into this, I really
wanted to use my voice.

Everyone connects with song.

There's something magical that
happens when you put notes to words.

- Okay, !sis, let's
hear what you got.

- [singing] I can beat a
mug and sew you a gown

Mostly sweet,
but a little bit spicy

When the race gets
hot, you'll always have Icy

- Okay, so when you say
singing, that was one note.

Do an all-talking take for me.
- Sure.

[singing] Mostly sweet,
but a little bit spicy

Always... [laughs]

- Okay. You're still singing it.

I can beat a mug
and sew you a gown.

Talk.
- Okay.

- Here we go.

Look at this face,
gonna run this town.

- I'm still singing.

- Stop putting that
pressure on yourself.

I can feel you putting
that pressure on yourself.

- You can do this, Icy.

- Michelle telling !sis that
she should rap and speak it

definitely slapped her
confidence in the face.

And I sus... I felt
like couldn't shake it.

- The race gets
hot, I'll always be Icy.

- Why did you
fall off in the end?

I'll always be Icy.

- Okay.
- Keep it up.

Just get that last line.

What's going on?

- I'm not giving you what
you think I can deliver.

- You're not giving you.

- Right.

- I'm here to pull out
the best from you.

So you're not letting me down.

- sh*t.

I haven't done as well as I
thought I would do walking into this.

Yeah.

This could be the
beginning of the end.

[dramatic music]

- !sis, how'd it go?

- I've walked out deflated.

I don't know.

- We walk back
into the Werk Room,

and everything just unfolds
into this emotional roller coaster.

- I similarly have
walked out quite deflated.

It really shook me a bit.

[voice breaking] Um...

- No, don't cry.

- I'm afraid to make
a fool of myself.

And you could hardly
like, portray yourself

the way that you want the
world to see you for so long.

Today, I think that that wall
just came crashing down.

When you become a drag
queen, every time you go out,

you're going out
as this persona.

And I think sometimes
it's hard to switch it off.

I'm looking inwards
and realizing

I'm not 100% sure who I am.

Because who is Ashley if she's not
that fierce, strong businessperson?

- She's a real person.

That's who she is, honey.

You don't need to have a façade
for people to like you or to love you.

- I feel really,
really awful for her.

When someone asks you
to break down that wall,

that can be so confronting
and so, you know, scary.

- I just need to get myself
into a different mindset

where I'm able to
present my best self.

- I don't wanna make
a fool of myself either.

The challenge isn't even over,
and I'm already feeling defeated.

- It's so important
that !sis shakes this off

because we still have
to do the choreography.

We still have to
do the performance.

- This whole thing just
means so f*cking much to me.

- It's really hard to
hear all of these things

and to watch my
friends spiraling.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- How are you doing?
My name is Corey.

I'm the Corey-ographer.
It's very easy to remember.

- The Corey-ographer.
- See what I did there?

I create dance in
unusual locations.

I've made dance on
skyscrapers... in space.

Anywhere you think
dance shouldn't go,

I've probably done it.

Are you ready
to be a girl group?

All: Yes.
- This is terrifying, though.

- There are f*cking three
BMX bikes on the f*cking stage.

I've never ridden a BMX bike.

- I've been told that some of
you are pro BMX stunt drivers.

Is that correct? [laughter]

- This is gonna be interesting.

- Here we go...
six, seven, eight.

[singer] We can pedal faster

Faster

Boom, boom, look at us go

And bob.

Yeah, you can really
get that bob going.

So from here,
wheelies on the street.

We say... we don't say please.

Point, walk, two,
three, four, basket.

Yeah?

- This is crazy.

Corey is kind of adding
in all these moves,

lifting and pulling and
pushing and moving and...

- We're just gonna shimmy.

You're gonna go one,
a-two, a-three, a-four.

- He just keeps adding
more and more and more.

- Then we're gonna
do these punches.

So we're gonna go one,
a-two, a-three, a-four.

- I don't know if I'm
going to be able to do this.

- Gonna take that leg up
and go across nice and slowly.

- f*ck.

- Five, six, seven,
eight, and cross.

Not bad. It kind of
looks like a dog peeing.

Ashley seemed
quite vulnerable to me.

I often see people
get in their own way.

You've just gonna step
out of that rabbit hole,

feel goofy, feel silly,

and then with that comes a
confidence, and then you can perform.

I want you to just show
me, without the bikes,

how you're gonna
perform your verse.

- [singing] B-B-B-B-B

- Nice.

- [singing]
B-B-B-B-B-BMX b*tches.

- [singing] Spokes,
go, hit the folks up.

Need a coin, coin for the arcade

Gonna ride...

[music slows to stop]

- I'm really trusting
the process here,

because I have no idea, A,
what she's saying half the time

or, B, really what she's doing.

[energetic music]

I'm really trusting that when
it comes to the performance,

it all adds up.

Right now, I'm... I'm not sure.

But let's see.

- [singing] We're
fierce riding the streets

Searching through the beats

To find the best
way through this race

The win would be so neat

- [singing] We can pedal faster

- Okay. Okay.

And I... that...

Um.

Let's hope it gets better
before we put that in front of Ru.

Go practice well.

[dramatic music]

- Oh.

- Hello!
- Hello.

- Hi!
- Hey.

Hello, queens.

- We see f*cking BMX bikes...

And panic.

- How are you? Are you okay?

- Great.
- Yes? You're ready for this number?

- Sure, let's find out.

- Drag queens with hair and
heels moving around bicycles...

I don't know who thought
of this, but we're concerned.

- We go beep, beep,
turn in, open up, grab.

- f*ck.

- My favorite part,
there's a honk, honk.

And we're going to wank
the handlebar to the right.

Wonk, wonk.

- Wank, wank. What?

- Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

Honk, honk.

- Boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom, wank, wank.

- Wheelies on the street.

We out, in, out, in.

You all right over there?

- Yeah, I just hit the
back thing on my ankle.

- You got pegged.

- [laughs]

- One, two, three, cross over.

Make your letter.

What letter are you making, boo?

- Cross over that way. Sorry.
- Correct.

Yeah, always
cross... in this version,

always cross in front of
your face to make your letter.

It's very revealing.

If you go wrong, you're gonna
screw up the next person.

- When I stand up
first, do I just hold this?

- Your arms are up straight.

So everyone goes cannon,
cannon, cannon, like this.

We cross over together
to make our letter.

- Okay.
- You got it. Here we go, from shoulder.

- I'm definitely picking
up the choreo the fastest.

- Kick those legs up, ladies.

Oh, wow. Okay.

Um, it looked, yes, interesting.

- Biggest concern would be !sis.

She's struggling a bit.

- How would...
- Uh... good.

I'm not gonna... yep. Go.

- You okay?
- Yeah.

- !sis is doing a okay job.

But the other two
queens are bringing a lot.

Beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep. Honk, honk.

Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

Bump, bump.

Titty, a*s, bend,
b*tches. Letter.

She is gonna need
to step her game up

if she wants to be on the same
level field of the other queens.

[dance music]

- [vocalizing]

- Oh, my God.
- Oh.

- How are we feeling?

- Oh, well.
- f*cked.

- Yeah.

- I'm feeling the pain.

Ru's really set a
challenge that has tested

our mental strength,
our physical strength,

and our endurance.

"RuPaul's Drag Race"
is no f*cking joke.

How are you feeling today, Gabs?

- I feel fine, I just
have no voice.

Hopefully, tomorrow, day after, I'll be...
- Home.

- Singing like a
m*therf*cker. [laughter]

Singing like a m*therf*cker.

- Oh, little shady
b*tches this morning.

- Well, you know what,
she can say it all she wants,

but we all know that she's
not the dancer of the group.

- And you are?

- Compared to you, yeah, b*tch.

- Oh!

- I've worked many
a time with this b*tch.

Yeah, she might have a lot
going on in her little old brain,

but the end product
is always on point.

- We'll see.

- This competition is an
emotional roller coaster.

At this point, I'm struggling.

- Just bring your A-game, girls.

- Yes, let's do it.
- Please.

- Come on.
- Vroom, vroom, vroom.

- Let's go.

- I'm also, now, five
weeks into this competition,

thinking of home.

I feel my brain, like,
emotionally checking me out a bit.

But I am a fighter.

I'm not ready to go home yet.

[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]

[upbeat music]

- [singing] Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk

Head to toe, let
your whole body talk

[laughter]

[applause]

Welcome to the main stage of
"RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under."

Michelle Visage, now,
growing up in New Jersey,

were you ever in a g*ng?

- Well, Ru, does a
g*ng bang count?

- [laughs]

Absolutely.

- Then yes.

- Rhys Nicholson, now,
growing up in Newcastle,

were you ever in a g*ng?

- Does being president of the
Patti LuPone fan club count?

- [laughs]

I'm afraid so.

And our gorgeous extra special
guest judge, Rachel Hunter.

Hello, darling.

- Hello.

- Now, I know you're
just a mere child,

but what was your
favorite '80s fashion trend?

- Well, I mean, it would
have to be the big hair.

Because, I mean,
there's no escaping this.

- Yes.

- Well, especially here.

- Guilty as charged.

This week, we challenged our
queens to a girl group showdown,

inspired by the baddest
bikers in town, the BMX bandits.

Racers, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.

- [singing] We're the B-B-B-B-B

B-B-B-B-B

B-B-B-B-BMX b*tches.

- [singing] Spokes,
flow, hit the folks up

Need a coin, coin for the arcade

Gonna ride high,
jump the turnpike

To the beach,
eat, eat the road up

Gonna bump, hump,
jump the curbside

Down the beach, see
the boys, let's say hi

I'm your ride, I'm your
die, I'm your number one

Call me fierce 'cause I
am, call me Bumpa Love.

- [singing] Riding
on these pedals

Miss Ashley is so metal

Those other queens
on training wheels

They better shh and settle

We're fierce riding the streets

Searching through the beats

To find the best
way through this race

The win would be so neat

- [singing] We can
pedal faster and faster

Look at us go

We're the B-B-B-B-B

B-B-B-B-B

B-B-B-B-BMX b*tches

Doing wheelies on the street

We take, we don't say please

We grab it if it
fits in our baskets

We're having a good day

- G'day.

- [singing]
Pedestrians out the way

We're the B-B-B-B-B

B-B-B-B-B

B-B-B-B-BMX b*tches

- [singing] BMX is in Español

Girl, guess who? Isma Flor

[singing in Spanish]
Mi amor, por favor

Catching all the men
with just one claw

I'm the H-O-T and the glamour

Leaving you all gagging for more

Carburetor, carburetor,
vroom, vroom, vroom

- [singing] We're the B-B-B-B-B

B-B-B-B-B

B-B-B-B-BMX b*tches

We're having a good day

- We are.

- [singing]
Pedestrians out the way

[person screams]

We're the B-B-B-B-B

B-B-B-B-B

B-B-B-B-BMX b*tches

- Yeah!

[applause]

- [singing] We're the B-B-B-B-B

B-B-B-B-B

B-B-B-B-BMX b*tches

- [singing] Look at this face

Gonna run this town

I can beat a mug
and sew you a gown

Mostly sweet,
but a little bit spicy

When the race gets
hot, I'll always be Icy

- [singing] On my bike, I got my
tar then got a can held in my hand

Let me tell these other muckers
that exercise, it's not my thing

Gab just wants to have some fun

I don't like being in the sun

Oh, my God, is this song done?

Now it's time the chorus begun

- [singing] B-B-B-B-B

B-B-B-B-B

B-B-B-B-BMX b*tches

Doing wheelies on the street

We take, we don't say please

We grab it if it
fits in our basket

We're having a good day

- Good day!

- [singing]
Pedestrians out the way

[person screams]

We're the B-B-B-B-B

B-B-B-B-B

B-B-B-B-BMX b*tches

- [singing] Hollywould
Star is on the rise

Come take a look
and join the ride

Don't believe me,
watch and learn

Come on, baby, feel the burn

Gorgeous face and body too.

Don't let it fool
you, I'm a hoot

Time of the queen
is here to stay

Vroom, vroom,
baby, come and play

- [singing] We can
pedal faster and faster

Look at us go

We're the B-B-B-B-B

B-B-B-B-B

B-B-B-B-BMX b*tches

We're the B-B-B-B-B

B-B-B-B-B

B-B-B-B-BMX b*tches

We're having a good day

Pedestrians out the way

[person screams]

We're the B-B-B-B-B

B-B-B-B-B

B-B-B-B-BMX b*tches

[cheers and applause]

- [whispering] I'll
tell you what I want.

Category is, Fuchsia?
I don't even know her.

Up first, Gabriella Labucci.

Mars needs drag queens.

- I'm serving fashion
tonight on the runway.

I'm leaning into a futuristic,
"Back to the Fuchsia" kind of vibe.

- Take me to your breeder.

- I've got a little ray g*n.
I've got my three space buns

because space buns
are usually only in twos...

But you know what, I like
an extra one just for fun.

- Men are from Mars,
drag queens are from p*nis.

- That is very good.

- !sis Avis Loren.

- I'm really proud
to walk this runway

because this is a
creation of my own.

- Well, she has a
couple of good points.

- I'm taking you to the
fuchsia with this look.

It is inspired by Alexander
McQueen and futurism.

- Mugler beware.

- Oh, my God, you
guys are so good.

You're coming out with
these one-liners so well.

- This is what I think
kimonos might look like

in the year of our Lord and
Savior Lady Gaga in 4023.

- Oh, you know what they
say... Two in the fuchsia.

[laughter]

- Up next, Hollywould Star.

"Mahogany."

- You've never seen
me like this before.

I'm serving glamour tonight.

I am padded. I am serving body.

- You know what
the lesbians say?

- What?

- No muff too tough. [laughter]

- I'm giving you
curves and swerves.

I am looking stunning.

I am stoned from head to toe.

I'm giving you Black excellence.

- She got that hat
at Turban Outfitters.

- Oh, my God, Michelle.

[laughter]

- Bumpa Love starring in the
remake of "I Dream of Weenie."

- [laughs]

Well, Ru, if you can't beat
them, harem. [laughter]

- My runway is inspired
by "I Dream of Jeannie."

I am a magical creature

who wants to grant
you three g*y wishes.

- All I did was rub my bong,
and now I got three wishes.

- I will grant you
any wish you want.

That is the magic of this genie.

[laughter]

- We're still here.
It didn't work.

- Ashley Madison.

- Bee season is out
of control this year.

- I am bringing the
drama on the runway.

I am serving this
fuchsia eleganza.

This is such a glamorous
moment for Ashley.

- Look at those hips.
- Yeah.

- They tell a bunch of lies.

- I am eating up
every second of it,

and I know that
the judges are too.

- On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

- Up next, Flor.

Ooh, crushed
velvet if you please.

- My look is very futuristic,

like, very kind of like alien
supermodel glamorous b*tch.

- Flor is coming to you
live from the planet Isma.

[laughter]

- It has those pointy shoulders,

pointy boobs, cover
fuchsia from head to toe...

Literally to toe.

And I love it.

- Kia ora, queens. All: Kia ora!

- Aussie, Aussie, Aussie.

All: Oi, oi, oi!

- Now it's time for
the judges critiques.

Up first, Gabriella Labucci.

- What you did was what
a performer should do.

The show must go on.

You're challenging yourself to
do something different all the time.

And to me, that's what drag is.

I wanna compliment
your makeup again.

You are really,
really going for it.

And you can see the growth.

- You look beautiful,

but you're not losing the camp
element that we love seeing from you.

And I think that's really smart.

- I thought your outfit
tonight was so much fun.

I'd love to see you walk that runway
being just a fierce, sexy queen.

I don't know if you
think of yourself that way,

but I'd like to see you try.

All right, up next,
!sis Avis Loren.

- What was surprising
to me when we recorded

was how down the
well you were going.

But I hope that was
proof that you didn't need

to do that to yourself with
how good you ended up being.

- I think what I really enjoyed
about you in the challenge is,

you were really kind of
feeling yourself out there.

That was really
exciting to watch.

- You were fantastic.
It was just great.

Now, who made this outfit?

- I did.
- You are a f*cking b*tch.

[laughter]

Up next, Hollywould Star.

- It was so much fun
watching you just smash it.

And that's what you did.

And you are a Hollywould star.

- Thank you very much.

- During the performance, you
were so clearly the driving force.

You didn't miss a beat.

- Honestly, the
performance was incredible.

- I love your interpretation
of this look of Diana Ross's.

"Mahogany" is one of my
all-time favorite movies.

- I know. [laughter]

- I could tell, as you
walked down the runway,

you were living for it.

Really, really wonderful.

- Thank you.

- Up next, everybody
say Bumpa Love.

- Tonight on the runway,
you looked beautiful.

Doesn't scream fuchsia to
me, but it's gorgeous on you.

- I think you were clearly
struggling a little bit with the chorie.

But I kept looking at
you, because I love that

when there are moments of chaos,

you're just going like this.

- [laughs]

- I think that you
have so much to give,

and I feel like you're still
coming into that confidence...

That amazing magic
that you have about you.

Because you do.

- It's true.

There's something about you.

Watching you on stage,

there's this weird
quirkiness that you have.

But I do love this outfit.

Not a lot of fuchsia going on.

Who made this outfit?

- !sis Avis Loren.

- You are a f*cking b*tch.

[laughter]

Up next, Ashley Madison.

- I thought you looked
adorable in that challenge.

So cute.

- I did see you kind
of second guessing.

You're like, is this what's
next, is this what's next?

You attacked Snatch
Game with such vigor.

I wanna see you be able
to do that again and again.

- When you came
out on the runway,

that was so beautiful...
That dramatic entrance

with the veil over the top.

- In the challenge...
Rhys was right...

It was missing some of the
confidence you had last week.

But the confidence
was all back again

when you worked this
runway in this outfit.

It's gorgeous.

Thank you very much.

Up next, please
welcome to the floor, Flor.

- Your energy was super
fun when you were out there.

The outfit was not my favorite.

I loved your performance,
I just didn't love

the way the outfit fit you.

This is so beautiful.

The satin on top of the
crushed velvet is gorgeous.

- You look like a
piece of art tonight.

- Of all the girls in your group,
you seem to have the choreo down.

You get the joke. You're
willing to laugh at yourself.

You don't take
yourself too seriously.

I think the only
issue was, you know,

the outfit was a little wonky.

Now, this outfit is
absolutely gorgeous.

- Thank you.

- Ladies, we've reached
that point in the competition

where I want to
get your feedback.

Which queen should go
home tonight and why?

Starting with Gabriella Labucci.

- Flor has had to lip sync
and is yet to win a challenge.

So I would have to say Flor.

[dramatic music]

- !sis, same question.

- Based on the competition
as a whole so far,

I would say Flor and Ashley.

- Hollywould Star.

- Based on the
critiques for tonight,

I would say either
Ashley or Bumpa Love.

- Bumpa.

- Based on track record,
I would have to say Flor.

- Ashley Madison.

- With the critiques tonight,
I'm gonna have to go with Flor.

- Flor, who should go
home tonight and why?

- I think Bumpa
because the track record.

- Thank you for
your honesty, ladies.

I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck
in the Werk Room,

the judges and
I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

[dramatic music]

- Um.

Yeah.

- So we should probably
address the elephant in the room.

- I would just like to start
our conversation off with,

I'm so sorry for
saying your name, Flor.

I feel awful about it.

- I echo that I'm so sorry
that I had to say you, Flor.

- I don't care.

- You don't care at all?
- No.

- You could cut the tension in
the room with a knife right now.

What I'm struggling with is
the fact that I said Flor's name,

because I don't think
that I necessarily believe it.

I think Bumpa should
be in the bottom.

And I think that Flor
deserves to be here.

- I am so sorry for
saying your name,

because I know you
didn't expect me to.

- I didn't say your name.
- I know.

- You said my
name, though, love.

So why was that?

- Oh, well, you and Ashley got
the worst critiques of the night,

I would say.

[slurping]

Was I wrong?

- I don't really know
what's going on.

Because people are saying
they're basing it off of statistics,

but Flor has had the
most amazing runways.

She's charismatic.

A lot of these b*tches
in here couldn't say that,

especially Bumpa Love.

- I'll say, Bumpa, I think
that there's been a lot of times

where your Bumpaisms
and their love for you

have gotten you by.

- You're right, they love
Bumpa for being Bumpa.

- Yeah.

- But they commented on
Flor's outfit being, you know,

just not correct fitting.

- Yeah, but my one was just the outfit.
- Yeah.

- I got the choreography,
which was the main thing.

- Yeah, they did actually
say that out of our group

she got the choreography the best.
- She did.

- They did say her outfit
on the runway was flawless.

- Technically, you had been
lower than I have constantly.

But also, you were...

- No.
- You were very...

- I think this was all
because they like you.

You are lucky.

And obviously, you know,
your outfit is not fuchsia, darling.

- Flor, you've also gotten by
on your personality as well.

- Mm.

- Although I think that there's
some people that have gotten by

by doing that, I don't think the Flor
is one of those people, personally.

- It hurt me because I like
Ashley, and I know she likes me,

but she said my name.

Even Bumpa f*cked up in the
routine, and she still say my name.

I'm like... it's
just so confusing.

And I just don't know.

- All right, just between us
kangaroos, what do you think?

Gabriella Labucci.

- Really proud of
Gabriella tonight.

- Coming up with a character
is so smart to fix the problem

of not having a voice.

- I think she's so talented.

She's playful.

She has this beautiful childlike quality
that you're really, really drawn to.

- We're looking for
more range from her.

- I think that is up
her sleeve already.

- All right. I can't
wait to see it.

!sis.

- !sis pulled up maybe in
the back of the struggle bus,

but she ended up driving
the struggle bus out of here.

- Whatever happened worked

because she k*lled
it in the challenge.

- Her presence on the
runway was just incredible.

- This outfit she
created on the runway

and her presentation
were remarkable.

Great night for !sis.

Hollywould Star.

- Tonight was the strongest
night for Hollywould yet.

- She knows how powerful she is,
and she knows exactly how to execute it.

I would say, I think we
haven't had an opportunity

to see any vulnerability
from Hollywould yet.

- It's through that vulnerability
is where we, the audience,

get to fall in love with
her and root for her.

In this challenge,
she was fantastic.

Everything was on point.

Just gorgeous for Hollywould.

Bumpa Love. Michelle.

- It's unanimous. We
all just love Bumpa.

She has that certain
special je ne sais quoi.

But it took a lot
to get what we got,

which was so surprising to me.

- Absolutely almost no
fuchsia on the outfit at all.

It looked like she'd gone and
just snipped off a couple strips

from one of the
other girls and dyed it.

- Of all the girls, she had the
hardest time with the chorie.

Probably been a long time since
Bumpa's ridden a BMX bicycle.

- Relatable.
Relatable. [laughter]

- Ashley Madison.

- Ashley recorded first, and I
think that weighed a lot on her.

What you heard was the best that
we could get after quite a few takes.

- It wasn't her best
week this week,

but I was still proud at
how she's pushing herself

and trying to get
better every week.

- I think she's
starting to unravel.

I think she hasn't really
understood that you have to have fun.

Up next, Flor.

- Talk about somebody who
can make fun of herself is Flor.

She's in on the
joke, and she gets it.

She had to be to wear what
she wore in the competition.

[laughter]

Or else, she
wouldn't have worn it.

- When she came out on the
runway, that was spectacular.

I find it interesting
that they were talking

that she should
be the one to leave.

- I feel like they
wanted to say Bumpa,

but they were nervous
to say Bumpa...

- Yeah, exactly.
- So they chose Flor.

- Yeah.
- That's what I thought.

- I was like, why are they
saying... yeah, I don't know.

- No one wants to
tell Mum to leave.

- That's right.
- That's it.

- But there was
some bad blood there.

- Yeah.
- The investigation has opened.

- Yes. Okay.

Silence.

I've made my decision.

I'm going to sell those three
used BMX bikes on eBay.

- Good idea.

- Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

Sexy N Stupid,

you are the top
group of the week.

But one of you took us on
a ride down memory lane

and brought us
back to the fuchsia.

Hollywould Star,
condragulations.

You're the winner of
this week's challenge.

[applause]

- Congratulations.

- Thank you very much.

- You've won a
cash prize of $5,000,

courtesy of Mary's
Poppin Bar in Adelaide.

- Thank you very much.

I won $5,000!

- You may step to
the back of the stage.

- Thank you, Mary's Poppin.

- Gabriella Labucci,
!sis Avis Loren,

you're both safe
to slay another day.

You may step to
the back of the stage.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

[dramatic music]

- Flor.

You are safe.

- Oh, my God.

- You may join the other girls.

- Thank you.

- Bumpa Love. Ashley Madison.

I'm sorry, my dears, but you
are both up for elimination.

- So it's Bumpa that
I'm lip-syncing against.

This is hard for me because
this is the drag queen

that gave me my start.

But I can't go home now.

- Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last
chance to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination.

- It's not how I would have ever
have wished it for either of us.

But Bumpa can work
any stage in the world,

and she's gonna
work this one right now.

- The time has come
for you to lip-synch

for your life!

[dramatic music]

Good luck, and don't f*ck it up.

- [singing] You change your
mind like a girl changes clothes

Yeah, you PMS like a b*tch

I would know

I should know that
you're no good for me.

'Cause you're hot,
then you're cold

You're yes, then you're no

You're in, then you're out

You're up, then you're down

- Bumpa and Ashley
are both going for it.

I just don't know where to look.

- [singing] Got a
case of a love bipolar

Stuck on a roller coaster

Can't get off this ride

You change your mind
like a girl changes clothes

'Cause you're hot,
then you're cold

You're yes, then you're no

You're in, then you're out

You're up, then you're down

You're wrong when it's right

It's black and it's white

We fight, we break up

We kiss, we make up

You're hot, then you're cold

You're yes, then you're no

You're in, then you're out

You're up, then you're down

You're wrong when it's right

It's black and it's white

We fight, we break up

We kiss, we make up

You don't really wanna stay, no

But you don't really wanna go

You're hot, then you're cold

You're yes, then you're no

You're in, then you're out

You're up, then you're down

[applause]

- Ladies, I've made my decision.

Bumpa Love, shantay, you stay.

You may join the other girls.

[dramatic music]

- You were good.

You're amazing. I
love you so much.

- [crying] I'm so sorry.

- Ashley Madison, you've
turned us all into believers.

Now, sashay away.

- I just wanna say,
thank you so much.

If there's anyone that has
changed my life for the better,

it's Oprah, but
you're a close second.

[laughter]

Thank you so much.

- I'll take it.

- Ashley Madison signing out.

I wouldn't have done
anything differently.

This entire experience has been
more than I could have imagined.

I've been a lone
wolf my whole life,

but I've made some
incredible friendships here.

I have sisters now that I will
have for the rest of my life.

Oh, I would have worn
pasties the first episode.

That's it. That's
the only thing.

Fabulous.

They're here... just.

And scene.

- Condragulations, queens.

And remember, if
you can't love yourself,

how in the hell are you
gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen in here?

All: Amen!

- All right, now
let the music play.

[singing] Playing
with the game of love

[RuPaul's "I'm a Winner, Baby"]

With the game, game of love

When you're playing the game

Next Time on "RuPaul's
Drag Race Down Under"...

You'll be showing off your
talent at our annual drag brunch.

- Oh!

- Hollywould, you get to
determine the running order.

- Oh, here we go.

- It's about to get savage.

- I want something
very strong to go first.

- So you're saying
I'm not strong.

- No, I'm not saying
that you're not strong.

I just think that...
- It sounds like it.

- Deal with it.

- I've never judged
anything before,

but I just freaking loved it.

- I was just really
proud of you.

- You all are stars.

You made it to top five.