02x10 - Poland Is a Lovely Place

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Here, my love.

Hold me, my love.

I love you. I love you.

So do I.

-I love you.
-So do I.

So do I.

-Good morning, Marie-Jo.
-Good morning, sir... Calot.

You shouldn't anymore
take care of the collection.

I make an exception
for Mr. Moïse.

Good morning, Colonel.
It's for Moise.

I have a personal gift.

All right, then.

Happy birthday, Georges.

We've been tolerating each other lately,
but we're not gonna go on like this.

Thank you. Thank you.

It's unexpected.

I bought 42. If it's too small,
you can switch.

We dance badly with
the tight feet.

You belong in the madhouse,
not in the service of France.

I've always served France loyally.

With this despicable disease?

You know that's motive
for employee demotion?

What the men will say

when they know
that are managed by an aunt?

They're gonna risk their own skin...
...when a madman tells you to?

Because we'll have to warn them.

Do I have to resign?

No, on the contrary.

Happy birthday, Moise!

-They need to knock.
-I warned you.

What a funny way to receive
an invitation to lunch.

It's Thursday, rabbit day with mustard
on Jacqueline. We'll take you.

Thanks, I don't like rabbits.

She does something else to us.
Come with us.

No, thanks, I need to work.

We're gonna have to take you by force!

You're going east!

Get real fake passports.
You travel tomorrow.

To do what?

To avoid repeating the fiasco
in Berlin.

Or the visit of the American allies.

You don't understand
none of the Cold w*r issues!

Now that's enough: Eastern module.

See you, gentlemen.

-Thank you.
-Do you take care of everything?

With pleasure. They will see
which is a complex region.

What they'd like to drink,
gentlemen?

Three whiskies?

Sure, with pleasure.

Three vodka, maybe.

Can you feel it?

What's that? What's that?
I don't feel anything.

Not at all.
One wonders if you have air.

It's normal.

They're not ready yet.
to understand the subtleties of the East.

At first, we were completely blind.

Disoriented.

No reflexes.

Incapable of
any communication.

Pay attention to the
that I tell you.

Okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Shall we take a cab?

Bad capitalist reflex.
We walk.

-Isn't it far?
-Only eight kilometers.

We're gonna walk five miles on foot
with the bags?

You don't have a cab in Communist country?

Of course you do.
But we can't use them.

An authorized taxi is required
to transport Westerners.

To do this, you must register
in the taxi police

which is in the center of Moscow.

And the cab won't be able to take us there
because we don't know if it's authorized.

Still, you have to walk
five miles to come here,

because the authorized taxis
transporting Westerners

are only available at the airport.

Then it's easier to walk.

-It makes sense.
-Let's go.

That module's gonna be long.

I'd like a glass of water,
Miss?

Niet!

Good morning, comrade.

We don't stop like this
on the street for no reason.

What do they want?

They think you're in line
because there's something to buy.

That's ridiculous.

Don't judge what you don't know.

You're right, it will be long.

That's nice.

Lovely coating.

Already?

It could get dark at any time.
You have to be ready.

Welcome to Moscow, tovaritch.

Did you have a nice trip?

Thank you, that's all...

It was all right.

Why did you drug me?

We always do that.

Is your functional apartment good?

But, uh...

That's not possible.

It's ready.

-Tea or coffee?
-Tea.

Coffee.

-The tea's good.
-The coffee is good too.

What's the schedule for the day?

Purely capitalist reflex.

Here, the individual cancels out
for the benefit of society.

The day's scheduling is collective

and organized accordingly
with the five-year plan.

Okay, can we at least have lunch?

No. Let's eat,
disagreement

with individualistic pleasure,

but of a fair distribution
of the available foods.

If I don't eat, I don't listen.
And I make neither plan nor module.

Exactly.
It's an excellent exercise to start with.

-You'll do the shopping.
-The purchases?

-And who will cook?
-We will.

Of course, your region is very private.

MOSCOU
KGB HEADQUARTERS

Now I'm gonna show you
the center of the world,

the heart of the USSR.
The brain of the USSR.

It's huge.

Impressive, isn't it?

It's modernity.

time, tovaritch.

Now you're an agent
of the best intelligence service in the world.

Welcome to the KGB, Agent Merlaux.

Thank you, tovaritch.

I will serve the Soviet Union without fail,

because communism
which is the future of man becomes

the gift of man
in the whole world.

That's it.
It's not that complicated.

Good morning, ma'am.
I'd like to buy some meat.

Do you have any screws?

For the meat, do you have screws?

Screws?

Two kilos of screws
for 450 grams of sugar.

I want to buy meat,
not sugar.

When I have sugar,

you can trade it in for school supplies.

Put the rubbers away.
Twelve rubbers are worth 450 g of meat.

Subject, of course,
than we have in stock.

Do you have meat in stock?

Yeah, just a moment.

Why can't I buy it?

We need screws.
What are you doing?

Here it is!

I'm not the manic type,
but it's a mess!

What did it say?

That I don't understand anything about the exchange...

and that we're not about to eat.

Two right feet,
different sizes.

Political police.

Your papers.

Why do you want to sabotage
the Soviet model?

What's it like?

No, it's a big misunderstanding.

We're French tourists

on a visit to your beautiful city.

You're under arrest.

Why is that?
We didn't do anything.

We know
mixed their shoes.

Supplies collection cabinet,

returns office
of supplies...

Are there two of them?

In France you only have one?

Yes.

Interrogation room,
sh**ting training room,

bonus cabinet...

Who's that?

Stalin. But it's gone.

File room.

I'm curious about
visit the archives.

No, no visitors.

Office of...

Why shouldn't I?

Why the files?

Because it must be extraordinary.
The memory of the Soviet Union.

Lenin, Marx,

Stalingrad!

It's extraordinary.
But no visitors.

Transport office!

They're not gonna send us to the gulag...
because of the shoes.

Why did you mix them?

When they know who we are,
they're not gonna send us to the gulag.

It's gonna be the execution squad.

No, it's t*rture first.

They're gonna want to make us talk,
to know everything we know.

You're right.

They're not gonna give up two agents
Frenchmen of our calibre.

Cyanide capsules.

I didn't take mine.

What's that? What's that?
It can't be.

Let's split yours.
That should be enough.

No!

I didn't either.

Today is the anniversary

of Deputy Director Moïse.

Marie-Jo was taking care of the collection.

Who?

Marie-Jo.

Marie-Jo is alive?

Yes.

VULCANO

VULCAN NETWORK MEMBERS
t*rrorists/COMMUNISTS

EXECUTION ON JANUARY 20, 1945

Your mother is the only one
who can tell you the truth.

but when the Vulcan network fell,

she was captured by the Gestapo.
No one else saw her.

Mercaillon...

After the w*r,

the Soviets have recovered
the n*zi files.

The Germans were not
all identified.

But maybe you'll find the trail
from someone who knows...

what happened to your mother.

EVASION
18 JANUARY 1945

RED ARMY ENTRANCE
ON FEBRUARY 3, 1945

DEPARTURE FOR CONSTANTINA, ALGIERS
DECEMBER 14, 1958

Jacquard?

What's that? What's that?

Have you ever been in love?

Yeah. Yeah.

-And you?
-You too.

Once.

So have I.

E...

Have you ever been tortured?

Gentlemen, we apologize
in the name of the Supreme Soviet.

You're free.

The store's saleswoman

...thought they were spies...
at the behest of Western capitalists.

Soon we knew it was impossible.

We're trained to find them.

and it's clear that you're not
could be spies.

Even though you're Westerners!

To compensate for the inconvenience,

the Supreme Soviet
invites you to watch

the Bolshoi presentation,
tonight.

Accept our apologies

for that terrible rudeness.

What does that mean, "They can't be...
spies even though they're Westerners"?

You mean you think
that we're clowns?

Who do they think they are?

The center of the world,
just like the Americans.

What if we showed you what we are...
French spies before we get back?

I don't know how France

takes care of the traitors.

Here, they get k*lled.

Zdravstvouy Kamarad Andreï.

Congratulations!

You don't want to know what we did
for 24 hours in a store?

If they came back, everything worked out.

And come back from shopping without shopping
is a success.

For the first time you can be proud
of yourselves.

I'll set the table.

What's the point?
We didn't bring anything.

Don't be pragmatic.

Who dared to do that?

BALKAN LEVEL 4

Flight to Algiers delayed.

Let's see how long.

You really don't want me
say why Algiers?

To try to find a Yannick...

who knew my parents.
I need to talk to him.

I'll tell you again, you don't have to
follow me.

We've already k*lled each other.
I saved you,

now we are connected forever.

Moïse invented all that.

If you don't take me,
and I come back and you don't come back,

he's not gonna like it.

You're right. I'll look
for a phone to warn you.

That gives us the opportunity
to expect bonuses

for thirteen months,

provided that the annual salary
is lower

to 40% of the total provisioned.

I think it's clear.

Isn't it curious
how does he love that?

So this conference comes to an end
"passion and hobby"

on the RENV,

...expected results not due...

Not beaten, unlike time
that was given to me.