01x04 - The Playdate

[bunniefuu]

I have a major announcement. The school

had to make a tough decision. Spend our

meager budget on much needed textbooks or

blow it all on a pointless and wasteful

fireworks display. I'm happy

to report that the fireworks will

commence at 10 tonight as promised. 1

lucky student gets to ride the big

one as it soars into the air,

then explodes into a million pieces. I

can't even begin to tell you how

jealous I am. And the lucky student

is Weenie. Ohh.

Congratulations dude.

Really like. You wanna

go? No. I have to babysit my little

brother tonight. Hey, Thrasher. I think

Blast is is upset. Dude, are you OK? OK.

I don't know what you're talking about. I

didn't want to ride that rocket anyway.

It's stupid. When you

dropped your sh**ting star.

He wanted to ride the Rockies.

I have a baby sister. We finally have

something in common. Dude. Then grow a

set and talk to her.

I'm your wing man. I've got your back.

I'll be right beside you. Right beside

me. Ohh, you stealth mode. You won't even

know I'm there. Don't move. Ohh, my

little sister is driving me nuts.

Sorry, I was saying my little sister is

driving me nuts. You know what I mean.

She she can be a real pain. Well played.

Your little sister can't be nearly as

annoying as my little brother. I don't

know. This morning she took a blowtorch

to my crotch. Maybe we should get them

together and see who's worse.

Actually, that would be fantastic. Could

you come over tonight? Seriously.

Absolutely. That was awesome. Why do you

keep doing that? I can't talk in

stealth mode.

Ohh I'm so happy you're

here. TB this is Thrasher.

TB this is Michael Jordan.

We're all gonna have fun tonight. Yeah,

we will. OK, here's the keys and a list

of emergency numbers you'll need. When he

attacks you, I fight him off with this.

Whatever you do, keep your hands away

from his mouth and his backside. Just as

dangerous. Most importantly, this is

Tickle Me Psycho Terabytes. Favorite toy?

Not lose it, because he will freak. Babe,

you're ready. I'd like to get there

before Weenus is on fire. Dude. Very cool

of you to intentionally put yourself in

the friend zone. Have fun trying to get

out. All right, I'm off, TB. Say bye.

Bye. Bye, boy. You're going to be a

good boy for Thrasher.

So what would you 2 like to do?

And I was afraid you wouldn't get along.

Hello, Mr. Tiger. You are so fierce. No,

don't eat me. Let's be friends.

Hello, what are you doing now? Working on

electric rug, if that's what you're

wondering. I'm a Deacon 1, buddy. Maybe

it gets me to go to fire one MW here by

myself with the twins of terror. Don't

get over here and help me. Don't worry. I

saw a movie once that told me everything

I need to know about kids. I'll be right

there.

What movie did you see? What do you

care, Captain?Mommy is here.



free again?

Dude, what are you doing?World

violating someone's privacy. Behold.

Mama's diary. No way. Ohh. No, wait. Put

it back. Come on, take a pee. But

you can't just take a peek. Think of

all you could learn about her. The secret

to her heart might be in these pages.

I'm better than that. Ohh. You want me

to do it, don't you?Hmm.

Ohh, my interesting. No way. Ohh,

no way. No way. Give me

that. What did she say about

wait, this is a cookbook? No,

it's a test of your integrity.

How do you think you did?

Bad time This is a perfect time

to just. Thank you,

Captain Obvious, but we can't. What are

they fighting over anyway? Gosh, this

stupid toy, It's called Tickle Me Psycho.

Yeah, I know that commercial. Here you

go. Bobby Tron, Congratulations on

surviving until your third birthday. Next

to you. Father. Father hit the Tickle Me

Psycho. Be in touch.

I love it.

Umm.



Umm.

Thank God.

Cage.

You want to see how to handle kids?Watch.

Ohh.

They have to respect

you. Get me

down nice and slow and I'll

let you live. Now I'm walking

out of here and you people

aren't gonna follow me. You got

it? Kiss her. Kiss.

Wow.

It appears the two toddlers are throwing

a mega temper tantrum in response to the

escape of a favorite doll.

This is only the 25th toddler riot this

year. Last year at this time there's been

more than eight. We had Mayor Anteaters,

the drop in violence in our younger

population is worse. So again, I say if

we want violence fighting, we really need

mom and dad and talk together.

Global catastrophic. Yes we can.

Yes we can. Yes we

can.

He is going to k*ll me.

Smelly, hairy and didn't like to be

touched. Where would you go?

Just because he's weird, he has to come

in here. Come on. You have to admit it's

a logical first stop. No, the first stop

should have been The Cave, then like a

million other places, and then here. Get

out of my store.

Ohh these caves are dark, I can't

see anything. Hold on, I'll light a

torch much better.

If you're breathing down my neck,

check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Don't make a sound.

Really. Really.

If you think you're drinking aspects of

those kids, you're crazy. We put up

with their sticky fingers and snotty hugs

for too long. The Tickle Me cycles

are fighting back. We're declaring w*r on

toddlers.

Ohh yeah, good luck with that. Might

be a great thing. Unfortunately, you know

too much. I'm afraid you're gonna have

to suffer that tickle t*rture.

That doesn't sound so bad.

Dude, stealth mode so uncool.

Don't worry, we can outrun them. Ohhcrap.

My bad.

Umm.

Hey, stop it. This is supposed to be

my night. I won the contest so if

you want to tell yourself to pieces

that's just fine. But first I'm confused

on the stop being so mean to the

right on the home. Line them up. It's

only fair.

That's the luckiest kid in the world.

The star of the show?

What is going on here, Fresher? I trusted

you with my brother's toy and you let him

escape and start a revolution. Now you

wait a minute, young lady. This guy went

out of his way for you. Sure there were

some snafus.

Are you OK dude? Never better.

No. Come

on, kids, there's enough cowboy wieners

for everyone. Thanks for sticking up for

me. Don't worry, we'll get your face

back on right. It's not my face.

I just. I just wanted to ride

the rocket. I know, big guy, I

know.