MORGANE & HENRI BICKERING
...
MORGANE: ...right now!
HENRI: It's stuck.
MORGANE: Come on, come on, push!
MORGANE: Come on, lower!
HENRI: I can't, I can't, I can't!
MORGANE: No, let's
go here, let's go left!
To the left!
What left???
Turn. Left!!!
Come on, come on,
come on, push! Come on.
Oh, there, that's
the end! OK. There! AH!
Your mom must not have
been bored in this neighborhood.
It's been at the end of the road
for I don't know how long.
But she couldn't bring
herself to leave the house.
It makes me feel funny
to see it being sold.
If I could have... It's no use.
Who'd want to rent
a useless house like this?
Well, as a matter of fact, ME, Henri!
Yes, yes, ME!
But yes! Yes! Of course!
Yes, there's an idea!
Henri, I can't lie to you.
I'm a shitty tenant.
I'm late,
I always disturb the neighborhood,
I seem to damage the place...
€650.
Per month.
And besides...
the house suits you.
Wait, are you serious?
I don't really want
the house itself anyway,
and then, it's not
the neighborhood it once was.
Lively, it's lively.
- Yes, lively, since it was...
It's a "deal," we have a "deal"!
LAUGHS
Done!
I need to buy a table for the place.
Come on, it's going to be OK.
Yeah. It's...
I... yeah, no, it needs work.
It's Karadec.
Gilles.
Commander.
So what do we have?
Our victim was buried this morning.
The prosecutor has requested
authorization for an in extremis autopsy.
Sounds like a homicide.
Okay. The body?
That's the question
we ask ourselves. Ha!
ADAM: The Virgin Mary?
GILLES: Oh, well no.
Where's Morgane?
The woman who was supposed
to be in the coffin was named
Hélène Lecoq, 59, sales manager
for a family frozen food business.
She had terminal cancer, her husband
found her dead in bed 3 days ago.
Traces of strangulation
on the neck,
found when she was in the mortuary.
When, you know, Helene Lecoq's
burial was in progress, we think.
Someone wanted to avoid an autopsy,
but then why put a statue in its place?
Well, it's not real stone.
KARATE YELLS
It's cast.
Plaster, to be precise.
You should know that a
big drawback with plaster statues
is that they
don't like bad weather.
When it rains, it cracks and swells,
St. Mary and her infinite
grace ends up like an old leper.
She doesn't come from a cemetery.
So where do we find
life-size statues of
the Virgin Mary, indoors?
BOTH: In a church. Church.
Just so.
Do you know if there was a
funeral ceremony for the burial?
There was also a procession.
Yes, at the Church of St.
Martin de Bruno from 9 to 10am.
Maybe that's where the body was stolen.
ADAM: This is over if we can find
where the statue was purchased.
ADAM: Morgane, come with me
55 KILOS
to interview the victim's family.
to interview the victim's family.
You mean, the two of us... alone?
SAX SOLO
Yes, as usual.
Yeah, OK.ADAM: OK,
come on.
Coming.
WHISTLES
Sulking, Morgane?
Huh?
Because I didn't
tell you about this trip?
No, I'm thinking about things
in my head that come to me.
You've been doing it for 2 weeks.
What? I've done nothing!
Done- nothing whatsoever.
Hey, it's not "nothing."
Well?
It's about Roxane, isn't it?
- Roxane?
LAUGHS
Don't act surprised, that's it, right?
Don't play innocent.
You overheard a call, I know she's
planning something for my birthday.
Oh, okay, your birthday, yeah.
she's organizing something with the PJ.
No, erase that!
I didn't say anything!
- OK.
Can you tell me?
♪ Doo doo-doo, doo-doo doo doo,
I'm saying nothing! ♪
Morgane, I hate surprises.
♪ Oooh, I'm saying nothing! ♪
Party at my house?
♪ Doo doo doo doo... ♪
My mom, has she invited my mom?
ADAM: The Lecoq family owns
a frozen food empire.
They're important in
the regional economy, Morgane,
so I'm asking you to lay low.
MORGANE: You know them?
- Yes.
My brother, if you want to know.
So, stay low!
(Wow!)
(Oh f*ck!)
An albino pigeon!
I didn't know
they existed.
LAUGHS
It's the victim.
Classy!
ANNE-MARIE: Hey! What
are you doing with those drinks?
I dunno!
ANNE-MARIE: Don't!
(Karadec!)
(Seriously, have you
ever seen the like? Look!)
Hello?
MORGANE & ADAM: Hello.
Something I can do for you?
You are Helene Lecoq's husband?
- Yes.
Cmdr. Karadec, Judicial Police.
I'm sorry to bother you at
a time like this.
Would it be possible
to talk to you for a moment?
ADAM: I regret to inform you that
Helene's body has disappeared.
What?
Disappeared?
What?How does a
Disappeared?body disappear?
It's impossible, we
buried her at 4 o'clock.
We're doing our best
to find your wifes body, sir,
everything possible.
CROSSTALK
They'll find her,
they're investigating.
Mr. Lecoq, I believe you're the
one who witnessed your wife's death.
Yes.
- What were the precise circumstances?
It was Monday morning.
I saw she wasn't up,
so I went to see her in her room.
She had died.
Were you home alone that night?
Yes. Why are you asking him this?
The firm that took care of
the body made a report.
They suspect intervention of
a third party in the cause of death.
Honestly, are you listening to this?
We think the assailant wanted the
body to disappear to prevent an autopsy.
I don't understand,
you think my daughter
was m*rder*d?
That is one of
the possibilities madam, yes.
Hey, Lucien!
Got any tips for me?
What're the turtles up to?
Yeah?
You're shiny, huh?
Tell me any breaking news?
Oh, Milky...
Right.
MOBILE RINGS
Hello, Morgane?
- Yo Daphne, it's me. Was I right?
I'm at the church where
the funeral was held.
Right about what? You
thought the statue
disappeared from the sacristy?
- Ah!
So that's where you made the switch!
Huh? So where's the body?
- No trace. On the other hand,
I did some research,
and the funeral service told me
they put the coffin in the sacristy
an hour before the ceremony.
That's when she was unattended.
The people who could've done it are
the victim's husband,
her sister, the brother-in-law,
her mother, the priest,
and the caretaker. The grandmother's
pretty boy, as I understand it,
apparently her family project.
Wait, you're telling me one of
these 6 people stole the body?
Yes. And Morgane?
Have you finished the
card? I have to get it back,
there are 15 people
waiting after you.
Ah, Daphne, I must
leave you, I have a case to solve.
OK? Gotta go, kisses.
Yeah, you've got it!
Don't go anywhere.
Why would anyone want to k*ll her?
I understand what
I've told you is shocking,
but for now we suspect no one.
At this point we know only
only one thing for certain:
one of you is the k*ller!
What is this?
- One of us?
No, I'm joking!
I love saying stuff like that!
How were things between
you and your loving wife?
We've been married for 35 years.
We got along like
it was the first day.
Ah yes; her illness
was a test, of course, but...
I think it brought us closer again.
I lost my sister,
but I lost my partner too.
We made all business
decisions together.
She was so dignified in the face of illness.
So much courage,
an exceptional woman.
Helene was a very pious person, er...
very invested in parish life.
A saint; an exceptional person.
An excellent gardener, yes.
And, how do you say it...
a friend of animals.
Yes, this woman was extremely...
to say, largely, generous!
I wish I had more time to
know her, she was really...
Exceptional?
RODRIGUE: Yes.
Exceptional.
Yes.Exceptional, yes.
So everyone liked Hélène,
if I understood correctly.
Something to tell me?
What do we win?
- Nothing.
Not the time to be a smartass.
The code to the liquor cabinet?
You interested?
See, no one could stand her.
- Especially granny.
Yes, I called her...
What was it?
- "Photo"?
Yes, like from a photo.
Because that's what she was.
Chilly shadows. CHUCKLES
She wanted to put her in guardianship
MADDY: All because I said I
wanted to buy an apartment
in Monaco for, for Rodrigue.
HELENE AND MADDY ARGUING
MADDY: You have
the feelings of a photo!
HELENE: It's to help you.
I'm not telling you, understand?
I'm a cool granny,
I spend my money how I want.
An apartment in Monaco?
Wait, it's coming back to me now,
Helene had a violent argument with
her sister the day before the m*rder.
I practice every morning on the terrace,
I'm going to be really cool.
HELENE: But what's changed?
RODRIGUE: I heard voices
and turned to the window.
They were arguing, I don't know why;
it was heated.
Yes, it's true we argued!
She wanted to restructure granny's trust,
she'd control separately, crushing
her husband.
She wanted control.
I'm not interested at all, I always
stayed away from the business.
It's how I wanted it too,
me out of the company
and her in it with her brother-in-law.
There'd already been a business downturn.
She was afraid of another.
(Unbelievable! No no, it's impossible.)
It happened to me
twice-- no, I'm wrong: four.
And use of the company credit card.
ANNE-MARIE: We paid it all back
immediately!
You go somewhere,
all the cards look the same.
If you're really looking for
a serious lead,
talk to Father Clement.
Shortly before Helene
died I went to see her.
I saw him coming out,
he was white as a sheet.
It's true, I'd just
heard Helene's confession.
As if it were Sunday.
Unfortunately, I can't
tell you what I'm told.
I must honor it.
We were in the library,
when next door we heard shouting.
She said,
"He's going to k*ll me, father."
He's going to k*ll me, father!
You didn't understand anything.
She said SHE was going to k*ll.
She's going to k*ll me, father.
She said 'he.'
No, she said 'she.'
'He.'
She!
He.She said-
Hey, you want the code or not?
MORGANE: 'He' or 'she'?\n
MORGANE: 'He' or 'she'?\n'He'!'She'!
Another '-elle'?
'Cyrielle'?
-Yes, that's it!
'Cyrielle will k*ll me, Father.'
Cyrielle will k*ll me, Father!
Who's Cyrielle?
Greetings, everyone.
Greetings, papa.
I've been watching CCTV tapes
for 4 hours, I can't take it anymore,
no one's come out
of this f*cking church. No one!
Maybe they're still in there.
Did you check when you were there?
Gilles, I looked in the guestbook,
in the closets, everywhere.
Nothing! Not a bloody thing.
Found anything?
DAPHNE: Yeah.
It makes no sense,
no one came out, front or back,
and there are no other
exits in the building.
Looked at everything.
CELINE: There must
be an explanation.
Send me a summary
of what you just said,
but keep looking. Get to it!
You think I know who k*lled my mother?
ADAM: Yes.
You weren't at the funeral.
Were you angry with her?
You've probably been
told I'm the villain of the family.
A daughter sees everything.
It's not like that, Cyrielle.
Cyrielle has been in
rehab for 6 months,
it's been worth it, I'm very
proud of her courage.
CYRIELLE: It doesn't matter.
She said she loved me
but never visited me.
Please Cyrielle,
not today.
When was the last time
you spoke to her?
She called me the day
before she died.
I let it go to voicemail.
I didn't want to talk to her.
This is your mother.
I know you're mad at me, but
I have to talk to you.
We don't have much time,
I have something to tell you.
Call me soon, it's important.
I heard it after she died.
I never had the
chance to talk to her.
Did you want to come?
- No.
And I never would have.
I'm sorry papa,
I should have told you.
You couldn't have known, dear.
- No!
Hey?
It's all right.
You're OK.
(Psst! Psst!)
(Psst!)
He's not her father, Karadec!
- He's not?
Her ear lobes!
They're not like Pierre's lobes!
They're attached.
And the woman. Look, the same!
Attached lobe!
OK, the lobe is attached, so?
Attached lobes are a recessive
genetic trait, like blue eyes!
Recessive.
You don't know 'recessive gene,' yeah.
To put it simply, a recessive gene is...
There's a young man with zero charisma,
a big wimp,
who collapses as soon as there is
another youngster a little stronger.
The only time he'll assert himself
is when present identically
in both chromosomes of the pair.
Then, it's
♪ the old story ♪
Maybe you started a little...
"What, no, what is it?"
OK, then... a recessive gene is
only expressed if it's been transmitted
by both parents identically, via:
their "little seeds"; uh,
"little seeds," you what those
are, Karadec? Or do I have to-
Yes! Morgane-
MORGANE: You get my point. OK.
That's why two parents with brown eyes
can have a blonde with blue eyes,
but not vice versa.
It's the same with attached lobes.
Two parents
with attached lobes
like Pierre and Helene,
can't have a child with detached lobes.
Look at Cyrielle!
Cyrielle isn't Pierre's daughter.
Perfect!
That's what
she wanted to tell her daughter
before she was k*lled.
Absolutely!
Yes, I knew.
Hélène and I tried to have a child
for years, it didn't work.
So I ended up having
some tests on my own.
I found out I was sterile.
I didn't know how to tell her.
I kept it to myself.
One day Hélène told me she was pregnant.
You never confronted her?
Why would I do that?
I dreamed for years of having a child.
No, I said nothing.
Then she was born,
everything changed.
I immediately loved this child.
ADAM: Your daughter
never knew the truth?
No.
- Did your wife, as she neared death,
decide to tell her everything?
PIERRE: Commander...
- Did you start to think she would?
I didn't k*ll my wife.
I'm not perfect, but I loved her.
I'd say anything to spend
a few more days with her.
And Cyrielle, did she know
you're not her biological father?
- No.
No?
- No, she never found out.
She never wanted to know?
She never asked the question.
OK, let's recap:
the coffin arrives at 8:15 am,
and is kept in the sacristy for 45 minutes.
Then at 8:57 it's moved for the ceremony.
At 10:02 it leaves for the cemetery,
at the church in
the oaks, burial to follow.
When noon arrives: no body.
MORGANE: No, seriously? SERIOUSLY?
€3000 for a lick of paint?
What do you take
me for, an American?
MORGANE: I don't believe it.
No, he doesn't care about me.
Well, I left the husband at
home, told him not to leave town.
I don't think they're involved.
We need to find Cyrielle's
biological father, OK?
CELINE: That raises another question:
who's the thief,
and did he
go through
the sewers?
That's not stupid.
Yeah.
I'll call the town
hall for the district.
That's what
this is about.
Wait, you want me to read you in?
CELINE: Yeah.
DAPHNE: Morgane?
- Huh?
Are you going to help for a while?
With me,
when I get stuck,
there's a thing that works every time.
What is it?
How?
I think we've been had.
- No kidding, Gilles.
Hey, we're not done yet!
Manual work is the best
for stimulating the neurons!
We stop studying at 10.
Let's go!
We let her run us
in all directions.
DAPHNE: This isn't brain exercise.
GILLES: Here we go...
Morgane?
MORGANE:
Ah, welcome! Come, come!
Got your message. News
on the case?
No, false alarm.
No, but now you're here, you're
lucky, because we need arms.
You'll join us? Huh? Come on!
Where are we?
BOTH: Chez Morgane.
It's mine, you're at my house!
Nice, huh?
But Morgane you don't actually
have cops working for you?
Yes or no?
No! What are
we doing?
It's too much.
MORGANE: No!
No! No!!! Come on!
No, it was just for five minutes!
It was-
It was hardly anything, seriously!
No, come on!
Please, I have the
children coming tomorrow,
I need them to want to come back.
Please!
Come on.
Please. Huh?
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, it's good, it's good; classy.
Sinful.
Energizing! It's good.
Great- hey, no!
No, you're not going to leave now?
We're kinda
tired, Morgane.
Ah... phew.
Gilles, a small beer?
MORGANE: You know what, if
you're too tired to go home
I have an inflatable mattress,
you can sleep here!
It'll remind me of good times,
when I squatted in your living room.
Good times.
MORGANE: It was for me.
Yeah,
LAUGHS
you had me
trained...
No, but it's that I don't want to be tired tomorrow,
it's for Kar- uh...
-até?
GILLES: For karate.
You take karate?
GILLES: Yeah!
Hai-ya! Hai-ya!
Voila!
So we're going,
if that's alright.
Hai-ya!
Yeah.
DAPHNE: GoodGood night.
night, Commander!
DAPHNE: Yeah.
Good night.
(Morgane, psst!
Sign the card, please!)
(Yes, yes!)
DAPHNE: (Day - date -month!)
MORGANE: See you tomorrow!
See you tomorrow! Bye!
MORGANE: See you tomorrow!
See you tomorrow!
So long!
MORGANE: See you tomorrow!
Done!
Wow!
Done!
It looks like a photo!
Oh, it's nothing.
It's stable.
- Stable, good.
I'll be going too.
EXHALES
It's nice here. Yeah.
- Yeah.
Contemporary.
What?
What?Huh?
You don't
like it?Huh?
You don't
like it?Yeah!
Yeah, yeah!
Yes, I'm going to.
It's new, so what?
Morgane, you lived in
your old house 15 years,
it's normal you'd have
trouble seeing yourself here.
But now your home is here.
Yeah, I hope.
What are you questioning?
Watch me, I'll start now.
MORGANE: What're you doing?
Really? Oh h*!
\nComing?
Okay...
Coming?
Okay...\n
LAUGHS
I didn't know
you dance!
My mother taught
me, I remember.
No one rocks like
Cmdr. Karadec!
Oooooh...!
MORGANE: Your dancing's not bad!
Did you ever
win a trophy?
Second Place.
My partner was
nearly electrocuted
by a certain
move.
Yeah, no longer
sad, Morgane?
Yes!
This one will knock
you into next week.
Huh?
Ah!
Oh boy.
Oof.
That was great!
Good night,
Morgane.
Good night.
Enjoy your home.
MOBILE BUZZES
Hello, yes? Alright?
ADAM: Yes, all good.
Listen, why don't you
come over to sleep?
No, not tonight, sorry.
ROXANE: I have urgent
matters to handle.
Do the urgent matters regard
planning a birthday surprise?
Everything doesn't revolve
around your birthday.
OK, OK, no surprises, alright? OK.
I won't.
I have to go.
- OK, yeah.
See you tomorrow.
- Good night.
MINUTES - Nov 5, 2005 - 7am
END OF CUSTODY
PJ CAPT. CEDRIC DEVOS, AMIENS
ROXANE: Dr. Facchin?
Yes?
- Cmdr. Roxane Ascher, IGPN.
FACCHIN: Good evening.
Sorry to bother you so late, but
I have a few questions for you.
Come on,
what're you reading?
Is he taking a summer break, or what?
Oh, here's the card.
What'd they write?
CELINE: Protect and Serve,
Believe and Question, Together.
Happy Birthday, Dear Adam.
Yes, boss!
GILLES:What's Sherlock without
Watson, Chandler without Joey,
Chapuis without his hat?
"Partners forever!"
A Very Happy Birthday, Commander!
DAPHNE: Happy Birthday,
Commander.
A year has passed: another step
closer to death,
but it's a big step more in our hearts.
OK, the girl is crazy.
ROXANE: Adam,
Getting older is never fun,
but with you, every day
that passes is worth it.
Wishing you a very
Happy Birthday-- deeply, mister.
OK then, my turn. Uh...
Blah blah, mirror yourself,
it's all the same...
So, uh...
'Adam,' uh...
'you're really nice!'
What'll I call him...
'Karadec, you're a Supercop!'
LAUGHS
What's goin' on?
'It's so rotten!'
No, you're raving.
'Adam, I love you.'
LAUGHS
No, it's a joke!
'Adam, you're a
beautiful person. You are...'
'You are...'
'You are...?'
'You are'?
'You are.'
'You are.'
Yes, that's it!
'Cyrielle will k*ll me, father.'
(OK, uh uh uh, 'Cyrielle'...)
...'is going to'...
k*ll ME
...'Father.'
'k*ll me,' OK.
YOU ARE
'Cyrielle... going... m-'
No. Clear that. OK...
CYRIELLE, YOU ARE MY FATHER
'My'... 'Her'...
'Cyrielle,'
'you are HER father'!
Cyrielle.Cyrielle!
You are
her father!
CYRIELLE, YOU ARE HER FATHER
"Yes!"
Hello, my child.
Hello.
How are you?
Very well,
thanks.
Would you like
to confess?
Yes, that.Would you like
Totally.to confess?
I'm listening, my child.
May the sinner behold
the light of God's infinite love.
So yeah, no, first: for starters it
might be necessary to do a little update,
because it's been a while since
I've set foot in a church.
So a little reset wouldn't be
too much.
In particular, regarding adultery,
we agree that it's always
something to avoid.
Leviticus 18:20: "You shall
not have intercourse with
your neighbor's wife to
defile yourself with her."
Christ is explicit:
"If you covetYes!
the man,
you must
restrain yourself,
repress the desire
that is in you."
But what if we combine
adultery, celibacy of priests,
and an illegitimate child,
we've really scaled up, we're in
the First Division now, am I wrong?
Pardon?
But you still got some a*s,
because when you got her pregnant
Helene Lecoq didn't abort.
If I remember correctly,
it's the drop of water
that makes the
vase overflow, right?
I understand,
Who are you?
I understand,
Who are you?Cyrielle tells\neveryone
she is your daughter,
that you knew, but
it'll be costly
for others.
All of a sudden
you k*ll her,
and to cover
yourself
you stash the body.
Am I right?
MORGANE: Wait,
I haven't confessed!
- Get out of my church,
you psycho! Get out!
That was a heavy drop of water.
MORGANE: The Father's the father.
ADAM: What?
- The biological father,
of Cyrielle Lecoq? The Father.
The priest-Father, he's the father.
And I found the proof: Bam!
What is that?
- The big lily!
ADAM: Yeah?
Just take a DNA sample, do a
paternity test,
it'll answer your question!
Does 'criminal procedure' mean
anything to you?
The police isn't the DNA Test Iveco.
You can't take sacred objects
from a church, it's not okay!
Excuse me for trying
to speed up the process!
What do I sample
for the DNA test?
Father Clement,
the painting, Helene?
Okay? He spent
the night of the m*rder
at the bedside of one
of his parishoners.
And we have four witnesses!
Seriously?
-Yes, seriously.
DAPHNE: Commander?
- Yes?
I have something.
I recovered a list of phones
that pinged near Helene
LeCoq's home the night she died.
Her daughter's number is on the list.
Before, she said she spent the night
of the m*rder at the rehab center.
Huh.
You lied, Cyrielle.
The night your mother died, you
listened to the message.
Did you go see her?
It's true, I left
the clinic to talk to her.
It's a healthy behavior I'm starting
to believe is useful.
I told myself it would be
good, I would calm down.
Were you off drugs?
I guess I took 5 minutes and
did some coke I got in Herault...
Cyrielle, your phone
puts you near your
mother's home between
midnight and 3 am,
probably buying drugs, and
ended up at her house.
Am I wrong?
- I don't know what happened.
The slightest touch turns me.
Upper room in a black tower.
Did you black out at your mother's?
- Yes.
I want to remember what happened,
but I can't!
It's me who k*lled her, right?
(Is it me? Should I confess?)
ADAM: Cyrielle was in the
bedroom the night of the m*rder.
It's no help, she remembers nothing.
I find myself thinking
she's the k*ller.
Okay, but if Cyrielle
wasn't here yesterday,
who stole the body?
She wasn't even at the funeral.
CELINE: I've got it! There's
nothing until morning, then it starts.
It's so crazy, it's brilliant!
We don't see the body
leave the church.
Because there is no body.
Here's the guests at
the funeral after Helene Lecoq's.
There's the coffin,
there they are talking.
We catch something: See?!
One woman too many:
It's Helene Lecoq!
Incredibly, alive and well.
She exits just like that, completely
casual, no one's the wiser.
CELINE HOOTS
- Commissioner?
That's me,
when I arrived at the church.
CELINE: That's you?
DAPHNE: Yeah.
CELINE: Oh yeah, it's you.
I've had it up to here, f*ck!
This shitty case! It's sh*t!
We're finding sh*t! No!
We'll find it.
It's impossible for a 55-kilo
body to vanish like that,
it's not possible!
DAPHNE: No.
55 kilos?
Karadec?
Get your tools. Let's go.
She's going
to find it.
I hate it when
she does that.
(Me too.)
Where is she...
Jeez, the whole family's dead.
No, no, no...
Morgane, what
are we doing?
We're
scanning...
f*ck, I see it! I see it!
Karadec, we're in time,
there's no headstone yet.
Uh, you! Uh, police.
He's the police.
We need to see this body.
She's joking.
It's not okay without a directive.
We're not exhuming the body,
'kay, Morgane?
Karadec, it's not the body, 'kay?
I'll explain.
In the church,
the day Helene Lecoq's
body vanished
Yes.There was
another funeral
just afterward.
A service for
'Guy Arthaud,'
who died a
beautiful death
at 98 years old.
When watching the videos,
the undertaker desposited the coffin
an hour before,
at 8:42 am.
ADAM: Yeah...
MORGANE: 20 minutes before
the ceremony of our victim.
OK, so they stored two coffins
in the sacristy at the same time?
The hearse, Karadec!
The hearse, not the videos!
When the undertakers come,
they deposit the coffin of Guy Arthaud
in the church.
The guy on the passenger side
opens his door with no difficulty.
But, when he leaves with the coffin,
to take it to the cemetery,
the guy gets in the car, and has
trouble closing the door.
\nBecause?
Because of
Because?
Because ofYes!
the casket.
A heavier casket!
And it's heavier by exactly:
55 kilos.
Okay... the theft of Helene's body...
wasn't after it left the church...
Because Helene Lecoq
...is right there!
Understand?
Well, here it is!
There you go.
Cheers!
Our new home! Yeah!
Cool!
OK, so what's wrong?
You don't like it?
Yes. It's a disaster area.
OK, you have to visualize things for
yourself, and envisage your futures too.
This is all cosmetic, it's sh*t.
Oh. Yeah, well...
Yes, well I don't
have time either, but hey--
that's one,
there aren't that many.
It's an American c*ck,
it's super-rare!
It's amazing, it can detect
a dance with its antennae.
Hey you know,
I found some upstairs
bigger than that!
- Nice!
MORGANE: A giant-sized thing.
ELLIOT: Oh yeah?
Hey: crazy news?
MORGANE: Oh?
The neighbor's network isn't protected.
We've got wi-fi that's totally illin'!
Yes!Nice!
CELEBRATING
MOBILE RINGING
Yeah?
ADAM: Morgane?
Yeah?
- You were right, Helene Lecoq's body
was found in Arthaud's coffin.
- Well, there you go.
I'm forwarding
the autopsy
results: death byBABY
strangulation.BABBLES
Thea! Your sister is
eating something there!
Oh f*ck, the baby's
enjoying the new house.
Yeah; so, what else?
Look at Page 3.
What does 'nullipar' mean?
What's going on, Morgane?
Haven't you seen a
documentary on the subject?
Go for it, Mini-Me, what does it mean?
That means she never had a child.
Seriously?
Wait, what're you saying?
Helene isn't Cyrielle's mother?
She is not.
MORGANE EXCLAIMS
Karadec, I know what happened!
How do you know what happened?
I'm late for my family.
Life happens!
CROSSTALK
Who is this man?
What's going on?
I'll speak to the Prefect!
No, I'm not entertaining
your stories, not me.
...
HORN
ADAM: Please! Please!!!
HORN
Hear ye, hear ye, ladies
and gentlemen suspects!
(Cyrielle, come!)
(You'll be there.)
Right, hold on there.
Tiny Facebook!
Right. What I'm offering you,
because I have a
move in less than an hour,
would be that the
m*rder*r incriminates himself.
It will be enough "fair play."
And anyway, it's done.
Come on, let's go.
MORGANE: Come on, save everyone
some time, you're on.
No? Okay.
Fine, go for the long version.
I don't like it, but hey- SO!
You all know Cyrielle was taken
into custody yesterday, huh?
Other major news: We know that she, Helene,
had that evening planned
to deliver a mysterious secret!
The simplest explanation is that Helene
was to confess to Cyrielle that
she was not her father's daughter,
and that in a burst of rage
Cyrielle strangled her.
Anyway, that doesn't work,
because Cyrielle was
the only one among you
not to have attended the funeral:
if it was her,
where's the body, huh?
Why am I asking you?
None of you were left alone in
the church with Helene's body.
But that's okay.
The coffin was left
unattended for 4 minutes
in the presence of two of you.
MOBILE RINGS
But wait! Easy now!
MOBILE RINGS, CROSSTALK
Yes, what?
No, no no
no no, no no no,
don't leave it
at the front entrance, no!
Well they'll manage, it's their job.
I swear, it'll fit.
Hey sweetie, you're 10-years-old,
you can manage this move, OK?
I'll be quick. Bye, poopy.
Phew! Okay... (oh f*ck).
Where was I?
The two people with the body.
MORGANE: Yes!
Two of you teamed up to protect Cyrielle.
And those persons
are none other than:
The two dads!
That's you, Pierre, obviously;
and you, Father.
Well yes,
he's Cyrielle's biological father.
Right then! Pierre -- stop me if
I'm wrong, but:
The night of the m*rder, when
you discovered your strangled wife,
Cyrielle was at the bedside,
totally drugged out.
You conclude that Cyrielle
k*lled her mother.
Understandably, you want to
pretend it was a natural death.
However,
Cyrielle did not k*ll her mother.
MORGANE: Right.
Because Helene was already dead
when Cyrielle entered the bedroom.
She was too shocked to realize it.
At the same time,
it's not your fault,
you couldn't have known
with just half the story.
Because, can you imagine, finding out
during the autopsy that
she had never had a child?
No! Never!
CROSSTALK
Never!
Not only is Cyrielle
not her father's daughter,
but she's also
not her mother's daughter!
Ha ha, wow! Whoa!
There you go,
it's so Brazilian, huh?
well, that means that there was
another person in her entourage
who had every interest in keeping
the big secret of the season.
And that person is...
MOBILE RINGS
Oh, no!
CROSSTALK
Okay! Okay okay okay!
So, according to my calculations,
Cyrielle was conceived in August 1995.
Oh... At that time,
Father, you were on
a humanitarian mission in Mali.
Look! There you are!
So obviously Hélène is present,
but she did not come alone.
She is accompanied
by another young woman!
The real mother of Cyrielle:
Ta-da!
Right! Anne-Marie!
Who at the time was
her 19-year-old little sister.
Say something!
OLIVIER: Is it true?
Helene begged me
to keep the baby, but...
I didn't want this child.
My sister insisted.
Cyrielle is your daughter?
She's not my daughter,
she's Helene's!
She asked me to swear:
say nothing and
keep it a secret forever.
I said yes.
I thought I'd die when
she decided to tell you.
I begged her to remain silent.
She offered me money,
so that she could...
clear her conscience.
I refused.
Why should I deny it?
It would change nothing.
INAUDIBLE
Extra charge?
Since when has your job
been to leave furniture
at the bottom of hard stairs?
No, no I don't agree.
What do I have? I wanted to
see this with my son, goodbye.
This is some giant move!
It's simply-
it's as if I were telling you--
well, no, I don't do extra charges.
The children's
visit went well?
Yes. Yes, it was
good, thanks.
I wanted to say
thank you, because...
for the painting and everything,
it was great.
You're
welcome.
You're
welcome.It made me...
the painting and everything,
it was great.
With pleasure,
it was nothing.
With pleasure,Thanks.
it was nothing.
I've finished up.
Really?Yeah.
I'll go see Roxane right now, perfect.
Well, see you
soon at my house.
OK, see you at karaoke.
What am I talking about,
there's no karaoke.
No, see you
tomorrow like usual.
Right, Morgane?
At the office.
Yeah, in the morning!
Karaoke?
GILLES: What? Nonsense!
(Yes!)
SINGING
...
Really, thank you. Really!
ROXANE: You're not
going to sing, Morgane?
I don't know, I haven't
had time to look at the catalog.
But it's my birthday!
Friends, I now want to call to the stage,
the big trenchcoat,
the very commanding,
Kar-a-dec!
CHEERING
ALL: Adam! Adam! Adam!
CLAPPING
Adam! Adam!
"Hey Roxane: ready, girl?"
"Oh my god!"
♪ Give me your heart, baby- ♪
"FEMME LIKE U" BY K.MARO
♪ your body, baby ♪
"FEMME LIKE U" BY K.MARO
♪ Give me your good old funk ♪
♪ Your rock, baby- your soul, baby ♪
♪ Sing with me, I want ♪
♪ a woman "like you" ♪
♪ To take me around the world ♪
♪ a woman "like you" ♪
♪ Heyyyyy-yyyyy ♪
♪ Give me your heart, baby-
your body, baby ♪
♪ Give me your good old funk ♪
♪ Your rock, baby- your soul, baby ♪
♪ Sing with me, I want ♪
♪ a man "like you" ♪
♪ To take me around the world ♪
♪A man♪A woman
"like you"♪"like you" ♪
♪ Heyyyy-yyyyy ♪
♪ When you're singing I forget, ♪
♪ I have no more problems, ♪
♪ The evil I have flees ♪
♪ You're giving sound to my life ♪
♪ Then I don't know what happens ♪
♪ You've got this look on your face ♪
♪ you've got this look on your face ♪
♪ that brings me back to the
bar night when we went... ♪
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
CHIT-CHAT
ROXANE: That one.
ADAM: Please.
That one's mine.
- Good night, Morgane!
Good night.
- 'Night Morgane!
♪
"LES DEMONS DE MINUIT" BY IMAGES
♪ Deserted street
Last cigarette ♪
♪ Nothing moves anymore ♪
♪ Just a bar that lights up the sidewalk ♪
♪ With a red neon light ♪
I didn't know
you love R&B.
"A man, like me"!
LAUGHS
"A man, like me'!
Thanks for
this evening.
It was no
big deal.
We all got to
know each
other, planning
this.
Oh yeah? I heard all the
near-fights this week.
Uh... well no...
I have to talk
about something.
What is it?
How do I explain?
I know about Morgane-- there!
Yes. I saw a little bit of paranoia
when she came to your house
I know it's completely stupid,
but that's not the important thing.
I came across something
weird about her ex, Romain.
What do you have?
The autopsy was the subject
of an IGPN investigation in 2017.
Listen Roxane, what
are you insinuating?
Romain's death may not
have been accidental.
♪ I want a record
Of funky music ♪
♪ Let's dance ♪
♪ I love this girl
swaying on stiletto heels ♪
♪ It takes- ♪
DISTANT g*nsh*t
Roxane? Answer me!
Cmdr. Karadec, Judicial Police,
I have an emergency, g*nsh*t wound.
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02x07 - 55 kilos
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Morgane Alvaro is 38 years old, has 3 children from 2 ex-boyfriends, problems with authority, and, despite having an IQ of 160, works as a cleaning lady.
Morgane Alvaro is 38 years old, has 3 children from 2 ex-boyfriends, problems with authority, and, despite having an IQ of 160, works as a cleaning lady.