09x15 - Wedding Bells & Emergency Operations

[bunniefuu]

[ Chuckles ]

Narrator:
on this "gold rush"...

Monica:
taylor asked me what I was doing
for the rest of my life.

He dropped to one knee
and gave me a ring.

[ Whistles ]

Minnie:
well, your father is not here.
A bit out of my control.

I think we should
get going, dear.

-I do think so too.
-Okay.

Officiant:
will you, monica, keep taylor
as your favorite person

And find new reasons
to love him every day?

♪♪

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Narrator: with only a quarter
of this season left,

Tony beets is playing
a desperate game of catch-up.

To make up lost ground,
he's now running three plants --

Dredge one, the pearson box,

And this year's biggest earner,
monica's wash plant.

But in just four days,
daughter monica

Will marry boyfriend
taylor mays.

I met taylor when I was
2 years old.

He's, like, easily the nicest
and most amazing person

I know, so pretty lucky.

I don't know. We had talked
about marriage and the like,

But nothing ever came of it,

And then, it was the end of
september, and we went camping.

Taylor picked a very
particular spot.

He asked me what I was doing
for the rest of my life,

And I said, "I don't know.
Staying in the yukon,"

And he said,
"can I do it with you?"

And he dropped to one knee
and gave me a ring.

That's how taylor and I
came to be.

Narrator: while monica's away
getting married,

She'll hand her plant
to longtime friend ruby mahoney.

Ruby is one of our best
employees, super trustworthy,

So I'm out in the cut today,

Loading out as much pay
as I can.

We're going to build a stockpile
high enough

To reach the heavens.

I want to have her
as prepared as possible.

Feels very nice to take
on the responsibility

Of monica's plant
while she off getting married.

It's a little bit of pressure,
but I like the responsibility.

♪♪

Minnie: well, I'm leaving.
We're going to town.

Well, we have to get ready
for the wedding, right?

Ruby.

I'm sure she can do it.

She did fine
on the...plant, so...

We're going to take kevin.
-We're taking kevin, as well.

He's one
of the brosmaids.

Well, he's like a bridesmaid,
but he's a dude.

Minnie: so he's a bromaid.

No.

We've got a dress
and a wig for him.

He's got to go party with taylor
for the bachelor party, so...

Don't be late.

If you're not on time,
we won't wait for you.

[ Laughs ]

-See you later.
-Don't be late.

Bye.

♪♪

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We've definitely picked up
some momentum in the gold,

But we've got to keep
the pedal to the metal.

Narrator:
at the last cut, parker schnabel

Is chasing his 6,000-ounce,
$7.2-million target,

But nearly 3/4 of the way
through the season,

He's just over halfway
to his goal.

Parker:
last week was a k*ller week.

We've really got to try
to keep those numbers up,

And now we're fighting
the big red

Because it's just
about out of pay,

And we've got
a wash-plant move to do,

And we've got to have
a solid plan in place.

You know, it needs to be
one of the quickest moves

We've ever done, because we just
can't afford the downtime.

Narrator: sluicifer is chewing
through 250 yards an hour,

But at the other end
of the cut,

Big red is down
to the last few buckets of pay.

It's up to brennan ruault
to move big red to its new home.

Brennan:
it would be good to get over
to this new pad

And to have a fresh start.

The faster we get this built,
the faster we can move big red.

Narrator: when parker promoted
brennan to plant boss,

It came with responsibilities.

Things here at big red
are in your hands.

That's awesome.

If you can't keep this plant
running 24/7,

You'll be back in a hoe,

Loading trucks
the rest of the summer.

Brennan needs to finish
the new pad,

80-Feet high by 200-feet wide,
before big red runs out of pay.

Once complete, the 700 excavator
will drag the plant

1,300 Yards to its new home

Beside the next section
of the cut.

To build the pad,

Brennan has enlisted the help
of operator zack smith.

Hopefully we can get this pad
built, get that wash plant up,

And we'll be looking
pretty good, I think.

Yeah, I think
it'll clean up well.

Hey, if we were thinking ahead,
we would've had a cooler

Full of beer down here
waiting for us, though.

[ Laughs ]
b-e-e-r.

[ Both laugh ]

I've got pocket cookies.

Brennan:
now, as always here, you know,
we don't have many guys to help

With this pad build
and plant move.

I mean, it's a race
against time.

We came here to make money
at the end of the day,

And money's what
I want to make.

Parker:
we're getting pretty down
to the wire here,

But hopefully
the gold's good.

Hey, parker, I'm coming up
to the grizzlies right now

With the last bucket
for big red.

All right.

Aaron just threw the last bucket
of pay in,

So as soon as
that hopper's empty,

The clock starts on us
not making any money down here,

And we can't afford
to lose any time right now.

Brennan better have that [bleep]
pad done as soon as he can

Or I'm going to revert back
to very angry parker.

Narrator:
every hour big red is down,
parker loses $1,600.

-Oh, what's she look like?
-What?

-Looking good?
-Why are you here?

Shouldn't you be [bleep]
building the pad?

Are you ready for a plant
right now?

Brennan:
not right now.

What the [bleep]

Parker wasn't happy
the pad wasn't ready,

But it's not my fault.

There's not much
we can do about it.

We just haven't had
the machines to do it,

So it is frustrating.

Narrator: even though brennan
is still half a day away

From completing the pad,

Parker sends in mitch
to remove the hopper feeder.

We'll take it.

Little digging --
she'll be ready to come out.

Let's just pull this
[bleep] thing ahead.

[Bleep] this [bleep]

♪♪

[ Engine starts ]

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Parker: come on.
Let's [bleep] go.

You must be joking.

I think we need more horsepower.

See what we're fighting here?

Lot of this wet material
we been running.

Little bit that's been
boiling out's come back here.

Turned into concrete
right around the axles

Of the tires over
the hopper feeder here.

Narrator:
parker pulls brennan away
from the pad build

To break the hopper
feeder free.

♪♪

Mitch:
don't pull too hard.

♪♪

Parker: easy.

Now we're getting somewhere.

♪♪

Crap!

♪♪

Narrator: at the last cut,
big red is sitting idle.

This certainly isn't
an ideal plant move.

The pad is not ready.

I broke the [bleep] chain.

We've moved big red
in 24 hours before,

And I'd be amazed
if this plant is running

Within the next 5 days
at this rate.

Narrator:
the longer big red is down...

[ Grunts,
speaks indistinctly ]

...the less likely parker
will hit his goal.

Mitch:
parker rolled in, saw we were
trying to dig this out,

Thought it was good enough,

Jumped in,
and blew our chain apart,

So he realized now why we were
doing what we were doing.

Narrator:
with the dirt cleared,

Alec and mitch can attempt
to pull the hopper forward.

Alec: ready to rock?
[ Horn honks ]

♪♪

[ Horn honks ]

Narrator: mitch will drive it
into position,

While brennan races
to finish the pad.

Brennan:
I need to be able to get
that plant set up.

Every day's super valuable.

To shut down for any length
of time right now

Is just the worst thing
we could imagine.

Narrator:
four hours later, brennan levels
off the last few yards of dirt.

Now we got the pad completed,
it's time to just get

The wash plant, the stacker,
and the feeder in place.

I mean, it sounds easy,
but it's a huge job.

It's time to get that
[bleep] hooked up

And get back to sluicing here.

♪♪

♪♪

Does your truck
smell like fart?

No, smells like
pure [bleep]

Narrator: rick ness has mined
over 760 ounces of gold.

Well, I don't mean
to get c*ck.

Season's not over yet.

But the way things are looking,

Yeah, I'm happy I did
what I wanted to do,

Which was bring
my friends up here.

Pretty much everybody thought
it would be a bad idea

To bring rookies up here,
but where we're at right now

Because of them,
because they stepped up,

I mean, I pretty much must be
the smartest person alive.

Narrator:
he and his crew of greenhorns
are on track

To hit their 1,000-ounce,
$1.2-million goal.

We're doing everything
that we can,

Keeping up with our maintenance,
taking care of our machines,

But you just never know
at this point.

Zee: starting to come to
the conclusion

That any piece of
equipment you're in is...

It just gets pretty
mind-numbingly boring

After a while.

The new car smell's
kind of wearing off.

Narrator:
rick and ryan are keeping
zee's plant fed with pay dirt...

If we don't succeed,
it ain't from lack of effort.

Narrator: ...while terry
clears the tailings.

Terry:
this point into the season,
it's time to sprint.

You know, everybody's
a little beat up.

Everybody's sore and tired,

But we really need to kick these
last few weeks in the a*s.

Zee: [ groans ]

These [bleep] speed bumps
are [bleep] k*lling me.

The last two days, I've been
passing a kidney stone,

So every time
I hit a bump out here,

It kind of aggravates it,
I guess you could say.

Got a pretty bad pain and,
yeah, not good.

Rick, you got a copy?

Yeah, go for rick.

Hey. Sorry to do this
to you, dude.

I'm not feeling good.

Some pretty bad pain.

I think I might have to
get switched out.

All right.

Just, yeah, go lay down.
Get some rest, man.

Let me know
how you feel.

Rick:
hopefully it's nothing big.

He can just go rest
for a bit and come back.

Hey, ryan, do you got a copy?

Ryan.

Yeah, rick, go for ryan.

Something wrong with zee.

He's in some pain or he's sick
or something,

But he's going to go rest.

But until that's sorted out,

I don't think we're going to be
able to run two shifts.

Probably going to have to
shut down for the night shift.

Yeah, whatever it takes.

That's too bad, though,
but I'll get it taken care of.

I never want to shut
the wash plant down ever,

But it's not looking like

I'm going to have a choice
in this case.

♪♪

Rick, you copy?
Rick?

Yeah, go for rick.

You might want to come back
to camp pretty quick here.

Zee's not doing too well.

He's -- we might have to
send him to the hospital.

Zee's one of my best friends.

I just hope he's okay.

Man, I could give a [bleep]
less about that right now.

I just want my friend
to be okay.

This is not the [bleep] area

Where you want to get sick
like that.

♪♪

♪♪

How are you feeling,
buddy?

-Not the best.
-No, eh?

Unh-unh.

Kidney stones getting worse,
or what?

Yeah, I think so.

I mean, its just not...

I know I passed them through
the kidney, but I don't know.

Just doesn't feel right.
I think something else is up.

[Bleep]

So, yeah, I mean, I've never
experienced kidney stones,

But, I mean,
that's really something

You're supposed
to mess with, is it?

No, and I have had it
once prior.

Yeah.

And I had that pain
in the past.

Yeah.

And it's just not
the same this time.

Narrator: it's a 16-hour drive
to the hospital in fairbanks.

♪♪

Just get to town
and see what they say

And take the time
you need.

All right. All right.

Appreciate it, dude.
I'm sorry.

Yeah.
No worries, bud.

[ Engine starts ]

Rick:
I just hope he's all right.

I mean, you know, he's the guy
that runs my plant

During the day.

It's never good to be
short-handed,

But making sure that zee's
all right is number one,

And we'll continue on
the best we can without him.

♪♪

Narrator:
at the last cut,

Parker wants big red moved
and running

In time for the night shift.

If we want to sluicing
by the end of the day,

We got to get big red set up,
the sluice runs lined up.

We've got to get
a hopper feeder in.

It's all doable.

Let's do it.

As you're coming out,
swing to the right.

Get right over
and pull it

Because you're going to
catch on the back,

And then get
your machine over.

Oh, it's just, like,
figuring out how to move

A [bleep] wash plant.
Come on, boys.

We've done this a few times.

-Oh. Hang on.
-Ugh.

Why would you only hook
one leg up?

He just needed
to budge it a hair.

Have we not destroyed enough
rigging around here?

Put the other three on.

Yeah, I will.

[Bleep] [bleep]

This makes me want
to blow my brains out.

The last thing we need is him
coming down here

And having a [bleep] attitude
over a broken cable back.

It's not the end of
the [bleep] world around here.

I hate when he comes out here
and does that.

It pisses me off.

Mitch:
one of our pipes is wedged
a little bit,

So doesn't come apart
like it should.

I'd watch that other side,
brennan.

Make sure you don't get him
snagged over there.

Brennan:
everything's broke down.
We can't afford the time.

Cables breaking and here
we are,

We don't have another
excavator lift, sluice...

So now we're jimmying
this back and forth.

Pain in the [bleep] a*s.

A wash plant that we have moved
six or seven times,

We can't figure out
how to move, apparently.

Mitch:
how do we look back there?
Is it going to clear?

It's still going to snag
that [bleep] piece of steel.

Well, who's in charge
around here?

Narrator:
mine boss parker can't sit
on the sidelines any longer.

♪♪

Oh, no, no, no, no.
No.

Watch those wings
on that thing.

You'll just can-opener it.

Mitch: parker just wants to be
in a rush here,

And all it's going to take
is for him to have one mistake.

Stand back, guys.

There you go.

You know, we got one angry boss.
It is what it is.

We'll just plug along,
get this out of the way.

Doing good, zack.
Nice and straight.

Little bit more.

Nice and easy.
We're just about clear.

Zack.

Slippery level, too.

Nice job.

Narrator: two hours before
the night shift starts,

Big red is finally
on top of the new pad.

It's time to unpack
the stacker...

Man:
looking real nice.

...and feeder.

Whoa! Perfect.

Brennan's completed the move

Before the start
of the night shift.

All that's left is for parker
to inspect the plant.

Parker:
I know we're a little bit
behind on time,

But you guys did
a great job on this.

Like, it's a [bleep]
nice setup.

Yeah, everybody pulled together
really nice. It was awesome.

I figured once I broke a chain
and whatnot,

I probably should
just stay the [bleep] away

And let things happen
in one piece.

[ Laughter ]

"Yeah, parker got
the wash plant over there.

It should have been 5 pieces,
but it was 10."

[ Laughter ]

Mitch: I think we start throwing
some rocks through it.

All right.
Let's do it.

Here we go!

♪♪

Everything in here
looks pretty good.

Nice.

There's no way in hell
we're getting to 6,000 ounces

Without big red pounding away
and sluicifer pounding away,

So it's good to hear
this thing washing rocks again.

That's for damn sure.

♪♪

♪♪

This sucks, man,
but it is what it is.

I'll deal with it.

Narrator: at quartz creek,
rick ness is a man down.

Zee's unexpected
kidney-stone operation

Has forced rick to shut down
the night shift,

Costing him
$14,000 a day.

Rick: once we got the wash plant
running 24/7,

I mean, that plan
was to never stop, you know,

Not till
the end of the season.

Ben: I don't know
what's going on with zee,

But he certainly looked like
he was in a lot of pain.

Yeah, I hope he's got it
fixed up now, man.

He was really toughing
it out there for a long time.

I miss having him here, and we
got lots of work left to do.

Hopefully he's getting
taken care of

And we'll see him
again shortly.

Narrator:
concerned about zee, rick heads
back to the only place

He has wi-fi -- his office.

I just got a text
from zee's wife or --

Asking if I've heard from him,
so nobody --

Apparently no one has heard
from him, and she's worried,

And it's weird that
he wouldn't contact anyone.

[ Cellphone chimes ]
that's [bleep] up.

Oh, look at that,
a text from zee.

Holy [bleep]

Internal bleeding
and a blood clot in his lungs.

What the [bleep]

This was supposed to be
a simple thing.

[ Sighs ]
[bleep] [bleep]

[ Cellphone chimes ]

Well, now he texted
his wife, too.

She's texting me.

♪♪

"I asked them if I was going
to die, and they said no."

That sounds like zee.

That...

That sounds [bleep]
serious, though.

I mean, a blood clot can
k*ll you in a second.

At least he stayed there
last night 'cause [bleep]

If he'd have started
driving home,

There's nothing
on that drive back here.

You know, if that would have
happened on the way,

He'd have been screwed.

We need zee back,
but this sounds serious,

And I don't need him
rushing back

When he's already
having complications,

So I'd rather him
just stay there, stay put,

Make sure he's okay
before he comes back.

That's just
all there is to it.

His health is way more important
than trying to get back here.

Hope he's all right.

♪♪

♪♪

Come on, dude.

Narrator:
parker is still behind

On his 6,000-ounce,
$7.2-million season goal.

To hit his target, he needs
to pull in 340 ounces a week.

-Hi.
-How are you?

Oh, wait, there's a pile
of gold there. I'm good.

-Yeah.
-Right on.

Well,
let's weigh some gold.

Here's sluicifer.
-Throw it on there.

20, 50...

80...

100...

200...

250...

-You're going to break three?
-...270...

Going to get there close.

[ Laughter ]

306.8.

306.8?

Nice one, dino.
That's awesome.

You weren't kidding
about it getting better.

-That's a lot of gold, man.
-Yeah, it is.

Narrator:
for parker to stay on track,

Brennan needs big red
to bring in at least 40 ounces.

Give her hell.

20...

40...

80...

90...

Oh, triple digit again.

Mitch: nice.

140, 146.

Give her a smack.
There's a lot dust in there.

151.1.

-I mean, that's not bad.
-No.

No, especially with the time
we lost moving the plant.

So for the week
we have 457.95 ounces.

-We're on track.
-We're on track, yeah.

We're on [bleep] track.

[ Laughter ]

Narrator: 4,076.4 ounces,
worth a little under $5 million.

[ Laughter continues ]

For the first time this year,

Parker's exactly
where he needs to be

To hit his
$7.2-million season goal.

Starting a month late
and to be on track,

That's awesome, you guys.

We'll break records
if we keep this up.

k*lling it.

♪♪

Narrator:
in dawson, it's the morning
of monica beets' wedding,

And brosmaid kevin beets
has joined his sister

For a last-minute cleanup.

Monica:
you being a brosmaid means
you have to have good nails.

What's wrong
with these ones?

They're disgusting.

They're probably
the dirtiest hands I've seen.

Nails are in actually
really great shape.

It's just the dirt
that crawled underneath them.

I'm almost getting gold,
actually.

-Probably.
-I wouldn't be surprised.

I really wouldn't.

There's gold
in them there nails.

[ Laughs ]

How long have the folks
been together?

They got married 1980,
so 38 years.

How weird is it
having clean hands?

It's really [bleep] weird.
Weird.

Let's see.

Wow.

Narrator:
60 miles south,

Tony starts the two-hour journey
into dawson city.

While the beets family
celebrates in dawson,

Ruby is looking after
monica's wash plant.

Ruby: I know monica's dress
wasn't cheap,

And their honeymoon
won't be either,

So it's very important
that this thing runs 24/7.

♪♪

Oh, for [bleep] sakes.

Tony, do you got a copy?

We have a big [bleep]
rock stuck in the feeder.

Can you get over here,
please?

♪♪

Big [bleep]
rock stuck in that feeder.

Yeah.

Ugh.

♪♪

Narrator: if tony doesn't fix
the wash plant, he'll be losing

$36,000 Worth of gold each day
he's away from the mine.

Yeah.

Monica's wedding
is less than three hours away.

Tony needs to fix the plant
and get back on the road

If he's going to make it
to the ceremony on time.

[ Whistles ]

♪♪

[ Engine starts ]

♪♪

Narrator: after being
in the hospital for three days

And having a near-death
experience with a blood clot,

Zee returns to camp.

-Karla.
-Zee.

-How we doing?
-Welcome back.

[ Grunts ]

How you doing?

I'm better than you.

Well,
I should be good now.

Are you okay, man?
I was worried about you.

I was worried, too.

A lot worried, yeah.

So are you --
do you feel ready?

I'm going to kind of
give it a whirl.

Well,
that's what you got to do.

Well, yeah, I mean,
finish what I started.

What's up, bud?
-How you feeling?

-Good. Better.
-Yeah?

-Good enough.
-That's good, but you think

You're seriously good
to go, though?

-Yeah.
-Yeah?

All right.
That's what the doctor said?

-Yes.
-Okay.

Well, I would certainly hope
a doctor would know

More than you and i, so --
-yeah.

[ Both laugh ]

I'm just worried because,
you know,

Get beat up in that thing again,
it's not, you know --

I mean, there's only one way
to find out, right?

Yeah, I suppose.

Thanks, zee.

Narrator:
zee gets straight to work
loading the plant.

♪♪

Terry:
zee's in the loader.

Didn't lift a [bleep]
finger yesterday.

-[ Laughs ]
-let's get back to work.

Put your foot on the gas, and
blow the rainbow out your a*s.

Don't be a [bleep] [bleep]

Time to put your big-boy pants
on and get back to work.

Get back to work.
Quit [bleep] around!

We got the band
back together.

I had a kidney stone that
wreaked havoc, pretty much.

Thought I could make it
through the season,

And then things just
kind of turned for the worst.

I ended up having a blood clot
and internal bleeding,

And that's what sent me
back to hospital.

Think of all the crazy [bleep]
I've done in my life

That probably
should've k*lled me

[Chuckles]

And then something
like this almost did.

I didn't see the light.

I didn't see satan, either,
so that's a good thing, right?

Narrator: over in the gold room,
rick checks in on karla

To see how much
durt reynolds pulled in.

Hey, karla.
How's it looking?

That's it?
-Yeah, yikes.

That's of all it?

I don't even know if I want
to call the guys in for that.

Maybe don't.

Dare I say worst ever?

It ain't over
till it's over.

We'll just use this as fuel
and keep going.

Many more of these,
and it is over.

Weigh it up and try
and put it behind us.

10...

20...

....32.1.

Narrator: 32.1 ounces,
worth just $37,500,

Bringing rick's season total
to just under 800 ounces.

That barely pays for the fuel
for the week.

I'll tell the guys like
it's no big deal.

"It's just 32 ounces."

Rick:
well, it's just one of those
weeks, you know?

I mean, it was tough,
and we just can't keep rolling

When we lose people.

[Bleep] b*mb that was.

The gold might not be there,

But, you know, making sure
that zee's all right,

That's the most
important thing.

♪♪

Narrator:
in dawson, the time has
finally come for monica beets

To marry her long-time
boyfriend, taylor mays.

The guests have all turned up,

But the father of the bride
has yet to arrive.

Minnie: oh, man.

It's a little bit concerning
your father's not here,

So I guess we're leaving things
to the last minute.

We're not very on-time people,
so as long as we can do this.

-We are, as a rule.
-Eh, questionable.

But this stuff is, like,
bit out of my control.

So what was
your wedding like, mom?

My wedding was
a little bit different.

-Yeah?
-I got dressed at home,

Your father came
and picked me up,

And then we drove to the city
office, and we got married.

He never really proposed.

He goes,
"hey, we should get engaged."

That was it.

Yeah, well, tony and tradition
and doing anything too roman--

-He never went down on one knee.
-No, that doesn't surprise me.

You know, it's pretty awesome
to see you getting married.

Good old veils.

You look gorgeous.

You think your father's
going to tear up?

-Pbht!
-[ Laughs ]

You're [bleep] funny.

I want to get him
with the dance,

But I don't think
he'll cry.

I'll be crying,
but he won't.

Eh,
you might be surprised.

Mm.

I think we should get going,
though.

-I do think so, too.
-Okay.

Can somebody carry my train
down the stairs?

Lisa, maid of honor.

Ta-da!

Narrator:
the father of the bride
has finally made it to dawson,

And friend len is on hand
to make sure

He gets to the ceremony on time.

You know
what time it is?

Big boy, just like a saddle
on a sow.

[ Laughter ]

Underneath.

Wow.

Yep.

♪♪

Narrator:
in dawson city, monica beets
is about to walk down the aisle,

But the father of the bride
has yet to turn up.

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

♪♪

Officiant:
welcome everyone.

On behalf of the mays and beets
family, thank you for coming.

Today is a celebration.

You both fell in love by chance,

But you are here today
because you are making a choice.

You are choosing each other.

Will you, taylor, keep monica
as your favorite person,

To laugh with her,
go on adventures with her,

Support her through life's
tough moments,

Be proud of her,
grow old with her,

And find new reasons
to love her everyday?

I will.

Will you, monica, keep taylor
as your favorite person,

To laugh with him,
go on adventures with him,

Grow old with him, and find new
reasons to love him everyday?

Hell, yeah.

[ Laughter ]

With this ring, I promise
to always be there for you.

I promise to love and care
for you

And try every day
to be worthy of your love.

May your marriage bring you
all the exquisite excitements

A marriage should bring.

May you have happiness,

And may you find it
making one another happy.

May you have love, and may you
find it loving one another.

By the power vested in me
by the government

Of the yukon territory,
I know pronounced you married.

You may kiss the bride.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

Did good.
Wendy helped me pick it out.

Beautiful, beautiful dress.

Yeah. Well, yeah,
it's an important day.

No day for grease.
-Oh.

[ Siren wails ]

Narrator:
with the "I dos" out of the way,
it's time for the celebration.

♪♪

Newlyweds monica
and taylor arrive

At the dawson palace grand

In the town's
vintage 1940 fire truck.

♪♪

Woman: for the first time
as husband and wife,

Please stand and welcome
taylor mays and monica beets.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Tony and I got married
in holland,

And it's different there.

Being married to tony beets, I
feel like I should get a medal,

Because I've been putting up
with the man

For the last 38 years,

But every time I bring up
the medal thing,

He brings up the parole.

He wants parole, so neither
of us is getting what we want.

Monica: you know, I've danced
with my father once before,

And that was at my graduation.

He didn't cry then. I did.

I didn't cry this time,
but I'm pretty sure

He teared up at my vows,
so we're going to call it even.

The softer side of tony beets
does exist.

A job is a job is a job,
but at the end of the day,

The only gold that matters
to me today is on my finger.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

♪♪

Pretty serious [bleep] up
on my part.

Narrator:
on the next "gold rush"...

Parker:
it's that almost-impossible
corner to make.

Man: look out!

Man #2: we need an emergency
medevac now.

We've got to be firing on
all cylinders from here on out.

Get that [bleep]
camera off me.

That's a joke.

Hopefully, things just fall
in place -- bang, bang, bang.

This is a great start.
This is [bleep] fantastic.

Now we're going to have to put
the [bleep] thing back together.