03x15 - Shûaku Naru Bansankai

[bunniefuu]

[grunts]

It's just one little brat
against us!

Surround him!
And don't let him escape!

-[swords clanking]
-[grunts]

[chuckles]

Yes, that's right.

You only have to stop
"one little brat."

So go on!

Try and catch him
and tear him to pieces!

[grunts]
No more messin' around!

[yelling]

Damn it!
Keep still!

It's time
for our Fist Lord's Strike.

[sword thrusts]

[groans]

[chokes]

♪

[finger-snaps]
Dona!

[rumbling]

♪

I'm surprised.

I thought you'd be
using some finishing blows.

All of you grownups
have been fighting against

"one little brat",

and yet you can't seem
to catch him, can you?

It's useless!

So useless!

Clearly useless!

Utterly useless!

Of course, in these situations,

we don't even begin
to compare to Roy,

that indiscriminate glutton!

How nice! Good!

Pleasing!
Wonderful!

Excellent!
Agreeable!

That's precisely what makes it

one thing.
Gluttony!

I'm the spirit knight,
Julius Euclius!

Prepare to fight!

[grunting]

Al Clauseria!

[thuds]

Oh, my.

You're exactly as I'd imagined.

How lovely.
[slurps]

[gasps]

-[thuds]
-[chuckles]

What?

[blasts]

[rumbling]

We idolized you more than

you can imagine, Brother.

And that particular spell
is one

you've worked
your hardest to create.

So, there's no way

we wouldn't be
very familiar with it!

I've heard enough!

Shut the hell up, ya moron!

-Wow!
-[swords clanking]

Here!
Dog meat's best skewered!

When it's a little too tough,

it just needs to be
stabbed repeatedly

till the meat gets tender,
easy to eat,

and easily turned to manure.

Keeping the food chain
going in an endless cycle!

Right, Ricardo?

-[sword thrusts]
-Get back!

Ia! Alo!

[blasts]

-[gasps]
-[ROY] Ah yes!

We knew that stellar
teamwork was coming soon!

[groans]

So good!
So good!

I must say!
We're really putting up

an amazing fight
against you two!

And this is the world
that we'd once given up on.

Oh, my.

It's so unfair!

What in the hell are you
blabberin' about now,

ya shriveled up little creep?

How do ya know my name, anyway?

[whining]

You need try and keep still

until the bleeding stops.

-[sword clanks]
-[chuckles]

That won't be...
Oh?

This one's new to you,
isn't it?

[chuckles]
There it is!

A determined man
who's the greatest of knights!

What an enigma!

It seems you're still
full of charms

we don't even know about yet!

[swords clank]

Eclipse.

[whacks]

-[thuds]
-[groans]

Powerful, isn't it?

We've used this very strike
to slay 88

other pretty boys like you.

Tell me, did you feel it
all the way down

to the succulent marrow
in your bones, Brother?

[coughing]

Come on, you little.

♪

Oh, welcome home!

Huh?

[ROY]
Want to be a meal?

Or a big feast?

Or, perhaps.

A grand banquet?

[water splashes]

Martial arts, sword arts,
and now magic too.

What the hell are you?

We're but a humble,
nameless mage.

And an outcast that

even our own family's
embarrassed of.

Or are we?

[growls]

[roaring]

[water splashes]

-[chuckles]
-[water splattering]

[ROY]
Wow! Amazing!

Amazing! Amazing!

It's been so long since
anyone's survived that!

I haven't been hurt like
this in years, ya little sh*t!

None of this makes sense to me.

You've mastered the sword,
martial arts, and even magic.

So, why did you choose evil?

With your strength, you could--

I thought you might say that!

I thought you might say
that to me, Brother.

You are the brother
we know after all,

and the one we've always
put our complete faith in.

So, of course
we expected you to say that!

Of course we did!

Do you remember back
when we were just kids?

That time when we were
feeling so sick

and had to stay in bed,
[sniffles]

and we asked you
to please pick an appa for us

from that big tree out
in the yard?

We were so very little,
just as you were then!

At first, you said
you wouldn't be able to do it!

Do you remember?

You really don't remember?

♪

[JULIUS]
What?

What are you talking about?

I have no idea
what you're speaking of.

Not at all!

[ROY] We always believed
it was the truth.

Always felt it in our hearts!

That we were both different.

That we were just a burden!
[sniffles]

After all this time,
what's become of it now?

How incredible!

So this is how it feels!

Oh, it must have felt
wonderful!

It may have taken a while,
but we finally understand!

[whimpers]

I don't understand
a single thing

about you and I never will!

[grunting]

[sword clanks]

Come forth, my buds!

Julius!

I'm going to end this now!

[chiming]

We asked big brother
to pick that appa for us.

Which is the reason

we felt such intense
hatred for you.

[sword thrusts]

[sword thrusts]

[CAPELLA] I wonder
how many more times

it'll take before you're
actually able to k*ll me.

[AL] Well, even if I die
a hundred deaths,

I'm not sure I could
ever manage to do that.

But don't you think
maybe you haven't thought

-this thing through?
-Hmm?

[AL] I knew you were going
to come out here,

which means we were
fully prepared

to give you a warm welcome.

We had the craziest,
most terrifying attack

ready to shatter
your very soul--

[CAPELLA] So, why don't you go
ahead and do it, already?

I mean, you must've
gone through

so much trouble preparing
a "warm welcome."

And I can't believe
you guys wanted

to put in all of that time
and effort just for me!

Naturally, my principles
would never allow me

to turn down such a genuine
act of true kindness.

[AL]
Hey, wait a minute!

You're seriously gonna die!

Death hurts
and it's pretty scary.

Especially the first time.

You don't want that to happen.

You oughta hold off
on your firsts

until you know the time
is just right.

How sweet you even
went out of your way

to make me giggle
with a dirty joke!

I guess you really do
care about me, don't you?

Like hell you do!

It was all a lie
to trick me, wasn't it?

I'm not letting
you get away with that!

[growls]

[CAPELLA]
Well, what do you think?

Which version of me
do you love the most?

[sighs]

[sword clanks]

[AL]
Listen.

I can't love anybody.

[thud]

[rumbling]

[CAPELLA]
It was a trap!

[groans]

[AL]
We thought about what you are

as we made it for you.

Not out of love,
just pure animosity.

[clattering]

-[grunts]
-[water splashes]

[CAPELLA]
Oh, my.

So, this was just for me,
you say?

Well, doesn't that

make it love, then?

[rumbling]

[clatter]

[water trickling]

[groans]

[sighs]

[panting]

[ANASTASIA] There's no need
for you to hold back.

'Cause I wouldn't think
a thing of it.

[AL] I guess
I'm just self-conscious.

I don't like the idea of people
talking about my face

when I'm not around.

[ANASTASIA]
S'that so?

[sighs]
I never imagined

she'd bring the whole place
down with her.

Glad to see you got
out of there in one piece.

[AL] I'm pretty sure
I got crushed about

three times, though.

How's the one
with the cat ears?

[FELIX]
Thanks for your concern.

Huh? I'm just fine.

And Lust?

[AL] Well, I know
she's definitely

buried under all that, but uh.

[FELIX] Hoping she actually
died under there

is nothing but
a big waste of time, right?

Anastasia blew her face
off using magic,

and it still didn't seem
to faze her one bit.

[AL]
Magic?

[FELIX] Yeah, right after
saying she couldn't fight.

Not very nice, huh?

[sword clanks]

Hey, what are you doing?

If this is some kind of joke,
it isn't funny.

Why are you drawing
your sword, Al?

[AL] Now don't act
innocent with me.

You did something
that Anastasia Hoshin

isn't capable of.

So, what exactly are you up to?

That is enough!

What's all this about, Al?

[AL] Hey, what do you think
you're doing?

Don't you realize
this is not the time for us

to be fighting each other.

This thing isn't over yet!

We've gotta stick together!

-[sword scrapes]
-[AL] Fine.

Now just be careful, okay?

[CAPELLA]
Aw, come on.

Does this mean you're not gonna

start k*lling each other?

Squeak, squeak.

Squeak!

[rumbling]

[gasps]

♪

Dadadadun!
Oh?

[chuckles]

[laughs]

Capella is back!

[AL] Hah!
I knew you weren't dead,

but it does sting to see that
you took no damage at all.

[CAPELLA]
No, no, no!

Even I was bracing myself
for death that time.

Just kidding!
I knew I'd be good!

But my heart definitely
skipped a beat!

Then again,
what do you really expect

after hitting me
with such a fiery

and passionate attack?

Of course it did!

Uh oh, looks like someone's
jumping to conclusions.

Oh, I just love it
when fools like you

can't figure out what kind
of situation they're in!

I think, for tonight,
I'll say my goodbyes.

[AL]
Huh?

[CAPELLA]
What I'm saying is,

I'm not going to fight
with you anymore.

And after all,
I've already done

what I wanted to do here
and committed

each one of your adorable
faces to memory.

-Not to mention.
-[ANASTASIA] The Gospel

ordered you to, right?

Huh?

[whimpers]

[sighs]

"Ordered" me?
Are you serious?

Because now
you're making it sound like

I can't even think for myself,
and I do not like that.

The feelings I have
for all you guys

aren't directions
from some book.

They happen to be real.

Feelings of pure love!

[whimpers]
That's pure love?

If we can find a way
to k*ll her,

then there's a good chance
Crusch's body will...

[CAPELLA] Oh. Confusing hope
with pointless delusions

is something only idiots do.

My dragon blood and I

are two completely
separate things.

So, even if I were to die.

♪

The blood won't go away!

[gasps]

But if you still want
to come after me,

then I suppose
I can't stop you.

[claps]

[rasping]

[AL]
Uh. You're kidding me!

Demibeasts?

Hold on!
What'd you say?

I've never heard that name,
but it's not half bad!

They're incomplete
and ugly, alive yet dead.

That's what makes them
so great!

Tell me, how're you
even able to do this this?

I want to know how anyone
could be so vicious!

[groans]

I guess, 'cause nobody
told me playing

with corpses was a bad idea.

Don't let her
get under your skin!

-Now run!
-This way!

[growls]

-b*stards!
-[roars]

That's it, that's it!

Go ahead and flee!

If you stop fighting,
more will die.

And more dead bodies
means more demibeasts!

So go all-out
and slaughter every one!

[laughs]

[panting]

[AL]
Run! Run! Run!

We've gotta go!

[panting]

Someone, please help.

-[REINHARD] Understood.
-Huh?

[growls]

Yes, Felix.

I heard you.

And I'm on my way now.

It's Reinhard!

-[growls]
-You.

k*ll them!

All of them!

-k*ll all of them!
-[growls]

You have to let them die!

Please!

Yes.

It's my duty
as the Sword Saint.

[blasts]

[growls]

[sword clanks]

[exhausted sigh]

[Lye laughs]

[LYE]
Well, come on then!

Just try and hit us!

[OTTO]
Are you okay?

That brat's a damn
good fighter.

Look how he's movin' out there!

Oh, yeah,
and what makes you say that?

I was trained by the old
gardener at Reinhard's place,

so I know
what I'm talkin' about.

Movements like those
don't come naturally.

They're the kind you train
for years to perfect.

But, he's still so young.

How's that possible?

The Sin Archbishop of Gluttony.

[gasps]

Wait, so whoever he eats.

-Eh?
-[sword thrusts]

[groans]

Well, based on that
reaction of yours,

I'm gonna guess
you've finally figured out

how we work now, haven't you?

[OTTO]
What's that?

I don't have any idea
what you're talking about.

It appears subtlety
doesn't really seem like

your strong suit.

Maybe you should just
give up on being

a merchant before you get hurt.

Goodbye, Hicks Faltman.

[gasps]

[slurps]

-Huh?
-Dynas,

who's that
on the ground over there?

[shudders]

[LYE]
How sad.

How terrible.

How heartbreaking.

How dismal.
How regrettable.

And because
it's all so very sad.

Because it's all just too sad,

this is exactly the reason
why we have to indulge

in these reunions
that are onesided!

Answer me!
Who is that man, Dynas?

Who is it?

I don't know.

I've never seen
his face before!

I've never seen it.

I'm sure I haven't.

[LYE]
Very funny, Dynas.

[gasps]

We've been friends a long time.

We were so close to getting

our hometown cleaned up.

It kinda hurts
when you say stuff like that.

Where the hell did you
hear that?

We know you're brave
and that you've worked so hard.

Although you couldn't
protect them,

you should know that
Miriam and Meili

-weren't your fault.
-[grunts]

It was...

only a stroke of bad luck,
that's all!

[DYNAS]
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

You don't know
a single thing about me,

you damned monster!

He can eat people's memories

and take on every
skill they have.

It's the Authority of Gluttony
that consumes people's names!

Good!
Nice!

Wonderful!
Pleasing!

Acceptable!
Agreeable!

And that is precisely

what makes all of this
gluttony!

[groans]

Aren't strong
emotions magnificent?

They're so savory.

The sweet aroma just
oozes out of them,

and it makes your whole body
start tingling with excitement.

You understand, don't you?

[OTTO] Sorry,
but I'm just a normal guy.

So, I don't go around
thinking about

how delicious people are.

Huh?

[grunts]

[OTTO]
Everyone do me a favor, okay?

No matter what,
please don't say my name!

-[gasps]
-[groans]

This entire time,
allowing us to fight back

was just your idea
of preparation,

almost like somebody
who's carefully

setting the table
before having a meal.

Am I right?

People with keen instincts
like yours

are always so much
harder to take down.

But, that makes them
even tastier,

so we still let them get away
with it for a while.

I know you might think

I'm tryin' to put myself first
by asking you to do this,

but please avoid
saying my name!

I'm sorry, but

to be honest, I never knew
your name in the first place.

Eh?

Huh?

Forgive me,
internal affairs officer

but your name
isn't coming to me, either.

[grunts]

Well, of course not!
And why would it?

I mean, after all, it's not as

if I'm actually friends
with you guys,

or like I'm somebody
who's important or anything!

I win, damn it!

[LYE]
Dynas and Gaston.

[gasps]

They're fine, but not
worthy of a main course.

And since Felt managed
to get away,

the thought of also losing you.

Well, that would be
too much for me.

Besides the fact that
Rui would probably

rip us a new one.

Great, there's another name
I don't know.

Doesn't ease my mind at all.

Listen up everyone,

he can eat anything he touches.

If that happens to you,
you're dead.

♪

I must thank you for being
considerate enough to wait.

Your manners are impeccable.

All gourmands know to hold off

until the table's properly set.

Because, to us,
being truly discerning

with food just makes
life even richer.

Alright then, time to feast!

[sword clanks]

[growls]

[roaring]

[grunting]

Hey, not too bad!

But creating an opening
isn't going to make things...

[hollering]

[grunts]

♪

[LYE] You have to have
the right person for the job!

And no matter who you are,

you should still know
there's an order

for bringing food to the table!

-The moment you ignore that.
-[OTTO] What?

The entire thing's ruined?

Huh?

Huh?

Wow, impressive!

[blasts]

[rumbling]

[coughs]

I don't think
he was expecting that, either.

[gasps]

[LYE]
Oh, now that was just mean.

Look at what you've done.

Our very best clothes
have been ruined.

So, was it those scars?

Are they what make you
act the way you do now?

-[thuds]
-[grunts]

Are you gonna offer us
your sympathy?

That seems awfully
cheap of you!

If you're gonna pity us,
tell us your name!

Then again,
there are other ways

to get that out of you.

Should we just
take them one by one?

[gasps]

It's time to feast!

[crunch]

A HIDEOUS DINNER PARTY

[BEATRICE]
Where are your manners?

It's extremely rude of you
to begin eating your meal

before everyone's at the table.

[clanking]

[gasps]

Huh?

♪

Is your finger hurt, I suppose?

No, though he did
leave a few tooth marks.

Good.

[BEATRICE] Then, I just need
to get rid of this rotten brat

quickly and get back
to Subaru so he can carry me.

[OTTO]
I agree.

Thanks for the help, Be...

[LYE]
Tell me.

What are you doing
walking around outside

all alone, Beatrice?

[gasps]

Seems you were always
so stubborn

about never leaving
the forbidden library before.

I think only meals
and spending time

with the great spirit
could tear you away.

Then again, maybe
there were some exceptions,

weren't there?

Understood, I suppose.

So that's the trick
he's been using.

After all the people
you've encountered,

just how many are you
carrying inside you, I suppose?

Oh.

Hold on.

[LYE] A top employee
of Margrave Roswaal L. Mathers,

and currently a loyal,

extremely devoted
attendant to one

who's sure to be
a hero someday.

Our cherished Subaru Natsuki.

I'm Rem.

That sound right to you?

Well, we think
it's about time for us

to see our beloved hero!

'Cause, after all,
this brave warrior

was supposed to come down
here and pass judgment on us!

He wants to try and condemn

the Sin Archbishop of Gluttony,

Lye Batenkaitos!

[BEATRICE]
Alright.

We must make sure
he's the one thing

we don't allow Subaru to see!

If that were to happen,
I know he'd be hurt.

And the damage
would be irreparable.

Eh.

[BEATRICE]
Which is why...

We both

have to stop him, right here!