03x15 - This Dream Is Too Messed Up Even for Freddy Krueger

[bunniefuu]

- [Sam] Tonight, unaware
the camera is on him,

it's Jeremy Culhane.

[Sam laughing]

- What?

- [Sam] Fighting everyone in the room

for the wedding bouquet,
it's Angela Giarratana.

- Move, move, move! Literally move!

Move! Tabitha, me!

Send it to me, Tabitha!

- [Sam] And Mary Poppins
floating down with an umbrella,

it's Corin Wells!

- Hello!

[Jeremy and Angela laughing]

I was supposed to be in
London! How did I get here?

- [Sam] They're all here to...
- Make some noise!

[cheerful music]

- Welcome to "Make Some Noise",

the game so good we spun it off unchanged.

I am your host, Sam Reich.
Here's how the show works.

I have here a series of
improvisational prompts

our players have never seen before.

Isn't that right, players?
- Right.

- Right.
- Correct.

- They will, to the best of their ability,

fulfill those prompts,

I will award them corresponding points,

and the winner will go home
with the coveted golden ear.

- Ooh.

- Ooh.
- Cute.

- Which, until the cease and desist,

was called the golden lobe.
[players chuckling]

Yeah, thanks. That's more that I deserve.

- Genuinely got me.

- Players, are you ready to rumble?

- Hell yeah.
- Mm-hm.

- Sure enough.
- In that case,

let's start out with a
little warmup minigame.

This is a game that we like
to call Take Some Direction.

How it works is, players,

I will give you a single line of dialog

to repeat over and over and over again.

As I do, I will give you
direction, micro-adjustments,

if you will, in order to
affect your performances.

Something of an acting
exercise. Does that make sense?

- Easy for me. I'm an actor.

[Corin and crew laughing]

- Jeremy Culhane, SAG-AFTRA.
- Maybe.

[Sam laughing]

- [Sam] Jeremy, I will start with you.

- Okay.
- Your line is,

no direction to start out with.

- Mm-hm.
- You want the truth?

You can't handle the truth.

- You want the truth? You
can't handle the truth!

- And that was with no direction.

[Jeremy laughing]

- Just plain.
- Oops!

- Sorry, Angela, but I gotta
remain true to my prompts.

A little more.

- You want the truth? You
can't handle the truth!

- Corin, I'm so sorry. A little bit more.

- Got it. You want the truth?

[shouting indecipherably]
You can't handle the truth!

- It's like Jack Nicholson is in the room.

Jeremy, over-articulated.

- You want the truth?

You cannot handle the truth!

- Angela, to someone in the next room.

- You want the truth?
Can't handle the truth!

- Corin, with the vibe of,
you can't handle all this.

- You want the truth?

[Jeremy and Angela laughing]

You can't handle the truth.

- [Sam] Jeremy, before a "Jackass" stunt.

[bro-like]
- You want the truth?

You cannot handle the
truth. Okay! [laughing]

f*ck! [screaming] f*ck! [grunts]

- Angela, under hypnosis.

- You want the truth?

You cannot handle the truth.

- Corin, delivering breaking news.

- This just in. You want the truth?

You can't handle the truth.

- Jeremy, if the words
contained ancient wisdom.

[in the tone of an elderly wizard]
- You want the truth?

[Sam and Angela laughing]

You cannot handle the truth.

- So much tongue.
- So much tongue!

- [Corin] Put it away!
- Angela, as dirty talk.

- You want the truth?

You cannot handle the truth.

- Corin, like a creepy animatronic.

[Corin humming a creepy banjo tune]

[stilted]
- You want the truth?

You can't handle the truth.

- Jeremy, as a bridge troll.

- You want the truth?
[Sam and crew laughing]

- Tongue's back.
- You cannot handle the truth!

- Angela, there must've
been some kind of mixup.

As a bridge troll.
- You want the truth?

[Sam and crew laughing]

You cannot handle

the truth!

[Angela hisses]

[Sam and crew laughing]

- There must've been some kind
of mixup. As a bridge troll.

[contestants, Sam, and crew laughing]

- You want the truth?

[Sam and crew laughing]

You can't handle

[breathy chuckle]

the truth!

[contestants and crew laughing]

- And with three bridge trolls
down, that is a minigame.

- [Sam] Bravo, players! Hot!
[cheerful flute music]

That brings us to round one. Jeremy.

- Uh-huh?

- A pirate eats are throat
lozenge for the first time.

[gruff pirate voice]
- Are you ready for the dubloons?

'Cause we are about to set sail...

Oh, what's this? Hold on.

[Sam and crew laughing]

Wow, this...

This is actually really... [clears throat]

[speaking clearly]
It's really helping.

[Sam and crew laughing]

I feel great!

Avast, ye maties.

- Ar, we no longer respect you.

- No, come on, listen! Hey!
- Off with his head!

- Hey, listen to me, you pirates.

I won't be challenged like this, ar.

- Ar, you sound stupid.
- You sound like me dad!

- Listen, I'm not your father.

I'm the most feared pirate
in all of the seven seas.

We're gonna go in there
and pillage and k*ll.

Who's with me?

Dammit. Okay.
[buzzer buzzing]

- Why does this pirate now sound like

he has a two bedroom on Wall Street?

[Jeremy laughing]

That was a hell of a throat lozenge.

[Colin laughing]

It's like a Superbowl
commercial waiting to happen.

- Yes.
- Yeah, truly. Halls.

- 31 bits of me booty to you.

- Yes!

- Angela.
- Thank you!

- Oh, that's what she's going with.

- Now you're committed for
the rest of the series run.

A boyfriend won't admit

he's invested in this
"Housewives" storyline.

- Yeah, you want more bacon, babe?

Is Dorinda drunk, or what's
going on with Dorinda?

No, I'm asking you about Dorinda

because the bacon, you know?

They're going to Cabo? Why
are the girls going to Cabo?

[Sam laughing]

Erica can't afford that. No, I don't care!

It's for the bacon,
babe. It's for the bacon.

- Come sit.
- No, no, I hate this stuff.

This is trash. Oh my god, she's in Gucci!

Dorinda looks so good
after that fire facelift!

All right, here's your
bacon. I'm gonna leave.

I hate this show!
[buzzer buzzing]

- I like that a lot, Angela.

With just enough
information to let me know

[Angela laughing]

- [Sam] that you watch.
- [Jeremy] You know.

- Yeah, let's say an
Ariana could do better

amount of points.
[Angela gasps]

[Angela coughing]
[Corin laughing]

- Went straight to my heart.
- Corin.

- Say my name, Sam.
[Angela gasps]

- Oh!
- I like that.

[contestants laughing]

An Oscar bait monologue

with a little bit of
branded content in it.

- Growing up in a
predominantly white place

was really hard for me, so yeah,

dating you, a white man,
I don't know if I can.

That's not what Martin
Luther King fought for.

But what he did fight for was
Coca-Cola Freestyle machines

[Jeremy chortling]
[crew laughing]

having every single flavor

from cherry to orange to limoncello.

But goddammit, I'm the
sugar to your soda water.

[Jeremy chuckling]

And you, you are drinking me up.

- Dude, she's definitely
getting an Oscar for this.

- k*lling it.

- Unrelated, can I have a Coke?

[Sam laughing]

[buzzer buzzing]

- Incredible, Corin.
- Thank you so much.

- 44 mid-roll points to you.
- Ooh.

- Which brings us all
the way back to Jeremy.

- Uh-huh.

- The early bird is a real d*ck about it.

- Ah.
- Oh my god.

[Jeremy squawking]

- I guess I'm first, m*therf*cker.

Look at this worm, all
for me, David the bird.

[Sam laughing]

Uh-oh, you other pelicans
wanted this worm?

You need to wake up
earlier then, m*therf*cker.

If you want the worm, it
goes to the earliest bird.

And this is why I sent emails about it.

You guys knew. You guys knew.

♪La la la laaa♪

[Sam's laughing continues]

You want to hear my song bird?

Suck my d*ck!
[buzzer buzzing]

[Sam, Angela, and Colin laughing]

- The tongue came out to play again.

- It's out today. I
can't control that thing.

- Give him tongue points.

- Let's say a seven AM amount
of points for you, Jeremy.

- Ooh, early.

- Angela.
- Thank you!

- A siren who refuses to admit

she's past her sailor luring days.

[raspily]
- Hey, boys!

[Sam laughing]

Come on over, boys!

Listen, it might be expired,

but it doesn't mean it isn't good, ha ha!

I've been working this rock for 45 years.

Wee-ooh, wee-ooh! I'm a siren.

[Sam's laughter intensifies]

Wee-ooh!

Why get someone over
there who's a young siren

when you can have an old one

who knows how to take that
little sailor hat off?

Wee-ooh, wee-ooh!
[Sam continues laughing]

Anyone have a smoke?
[buzzer buzzing]

- [Sam] Angela!
- Wee-ooh.

- 20,000 points under the sea for you.

Which brings us to the last
prompt of round one. Corin.

- Say my name, Sam.

[players and crew laughing]

- Shirley Temple is f*cking
serious about her rider.

♪ On the good ship lollipop ♪

No.

[Sam and crew laughing]

If that's what you want, then
you better f*cking give me

my grape Skittles, separated, my Tramadol

coated in sugar,

and I also want a Bugatti, okay?

Otherwise, this little girl's not working!

And let me tell you one other thing.

I can take away everything you ever loved.

I'm the most powerful person in Hollywood,

circa 1930.

[players and crew laughing]
- Yeah!

- If you know what's good
for you, I want 17 puppies,

[Sam chuckling]

a unicorn, and I don't care if you gotta

tape a f*cking knife to a horse's head,

[Sam and crew laughing]

and last but not least,

I want my dad to come home!
[buzzer buzzing]

- Wow.

- Whoa!
- [Angela] Wow.

- That was all historically accurate.

- Yeah. 10 points mixed
with Grenadine for you.

- Yum. Yummy yum.
[cheerful music]

- That brings us to our second minigame.

This is a little minigame that
we like to call Name That.

In this case, legally distinct IP.

Characters who look very familiar,

but aren't who you're thinking of.

- Okay.
- You buzz in and name

the legally distinct
version of that character.

Does that make sense?
- Yes.

- First up.

[buzzer dings]
Corin.

- Donald Trump.

[Sam laughing]

- I kind of see it. I kind of see it.

[buzzer dings]
Jeremy.

- Fart Blinken.

[Sam laughing]

- Fart feels correct to me.

Go for it, Angela.
[buzzer dings]

- Snart Sninson.

[Sam laughing]

- I do think this one
is going to go to Corin.

Next up, definitely not Captain America.

[buzzer dings]
Jeremy.

- Dr. January Sixth!

[everyone laughing]

- What are his doctors
credentials, Jeremy?

- A knife!

[buzzer dings]
- Corin.

- The Thick Blue Line.

[everyone laughing]

- Jesus Christ.

[buzzer dings]
Angela.

- The carpool lane, a man!

[Jeremy and Colin laughing]

- Instant regret on your face.

We'll say that one goes to Jeremy.

Next up.
- [Angela] Oh god!

[Sam laughing]

- Yeah, this one is grotesque.
[buzzer dings]

Corin.
- Beef the cat!

[Sam laughing]

- Beef!

[buzzer dings]
Jeremy.

- Barfield.

[Sam and crew laughing]

- Yes, absolutely.
- Yes.

[buzzer dings]
- Angela.

- Meow Mix hot dog.

The man! The cat!

- The man, the cat.

Let's say this one goes to Corin.

- Yay!
- Next up.

[buzzer dings]
Corin.

- Cardi Triple D.
[all screaming]

- Sick, dude!

- Hell yeah, very
deserving of the high five.

That one goes to Corin again.
[Corin laughing]

Next up.

[buzzer dings]
Jeremy.

- Mr. Subreddit!

[everyone laughing]

I'm a mod!

[buzzer dings]
- And Angela.

- Mr. Cuphead!
- Yeah.

You know what, Angela?
That one goes to you.

Mr. Cuphead.

- You have to give back
to nonprofits. I get it.

- Next up.

[buzzer dings]
Jeremy.

- David Sponge, Esquire.

[crew laughing]

- Yes.

[buzzer dings]
Corin.

- Brillo Dad.

[Sam and Corin laughing]

- That's really good.

I'm going to say that
one goes to Brillo Dad.

Last one.

[buzzer dings]
Angela.

- Chode Legs.

[Sam and players laughing]

- Yes, everyone's favorite
animated cartoon, Chode Legs.

- [Sam] Mom, I want to watch Chode Legs!

[buzzer dings]
Jeremy.

- Elder Normal Robber Tortoise.

♪ Elder Normal Robber Tortoise ♪

♪ Elder Normal Robber Tortoise ♪

[buzzer dings]
- Corin.

- Old Sheldon.

[Angela laughing]

- Corin, you're too good at this!

- That was really good.

- Yeah, I think I'm
going to give it to you.

- You have to.
- You have to.

- And that's a minigame!

[cheerful music]

That brings us to round two,

where our players will
now test their talents

in teams of twos.
- Woo!

- Jeremy.
- Uh-huh?

- Angela.
- Thank you.

- Two people who need to poop

try to politely speed up the conversation.

- Oh, hey.

- Hey, congrats on the promotion.

- Yeah, congrats on your new kid.

- Yeah, she's growing. She's growing.

- How are the family?

- Good. They're busting out, man.

They are busting out on all
corners, you know what I mean?

They grow up-
- Totally. Anybody in here?

- Is your mom okay? Is your mom okay?

No, I was actually waiting for that one.

- Oh yeah.
- Is your mom okay?

- My mom's all good now.
She's good and it's fine.

- Good, good, good, good, good, good,

good, good, good, good.
- Yeah, she's fine.

She's all good.
- As long as she holds it!

- Yeah, ooh!
- She holds!

- Ooh!

- So it was really good to catch up.

- Yeah, so good to catch up.

- I'm gonna be a while.
- Oh.

- Okay!
- Okay!

- So, we should grab coffee.
- We gotta grab coffee!

Not right now. Not right now.
- Yeah, or maybe water!

- Or a bucket.

- That's crazy, I'm craving a bucket too.

- That's crazy. I love
buckets. [whimpering]

Well, I'll see you later.
- Yeah, I'll see you.

[buzzer buzzing]

- Let it be known, sh1tting yourself,

quick way to get out
of a scene on my show.


points for you both.

Angela.
- Thank you.

- And Corin.
- Say my name, Sam.

- Hiding your disappointment

that someone didn't get Thanos snapped.

- What brings you around these parts?

- I live here, Donna.

[Sam laughing]

- Yeah, no, I just think
I wasn't expecting you.

- Yeah.
- In the apartment today.

- Me neither. Either of us, actually.

[Sam laughing]

Cool, I guess we're just
kind of still paying rent.

- Yeah.
[Sam laughing]

It's kind of interesting,

because there was no rhyme or reason,

and I was that there
was a rhyme or reason.

- No, I'm glad you said
that. I'm glad you said that.

- Or let people choose.

- Yeah, yeah, what happened
to autonomy of your own self,

you know what I mean?
- Yeah, because honestly-

- Totally.
- I'll turn to dust.

Now I have to put on jeans?

- Hey, you guys survived too?

- Yeah.

- Hey.
- Hey, man.

- Damn, so I guess we're just
three roommates who survived.

- Yay.
- And have to live together.

- I pissed my bed thinking
I was going to be snapped.

- And that's the sh*t I keep telling you

don't share with us.

[Sam laughing]

- Yeah, I thought things
were different now.

- What, you think just
'cause half of the population

disappeared you can tell
us you pissed yourself?

- I pissed my bed, I didn't piss myself.

There's a difference.

- Yourself was in the
bed. You pissed yourself.

- Literally.
- I stood up,

and I squatted over my bed so
it didn't get in my pajamas.

- So you pulled your pajamas
down and just peed on your bed?

- Yes, because-
- No pee touched your body?

Today's so disappointing, but
this is the craziest thing.

[Sam and crew laughing]

[buzzer buzzing]

- There is a new unusual thing.

- I stood up and peed on my bed.

- I didn't piss myself!

- Yeah, a perfectly balanced,
as all things should be,

amount of points for three of you.

- I jumped in. I couldn't resist.

- Which brings us to Corin.
- Say my name, Sam!

- And Jeremy.
- Uh-huh?

- A TSA agent goes through
a magician's luggage.

- All right, sir, we gotta check this.

- Oh sh**t, I wonder what's in there.

- Just know that I'm tired.

[Sam and crew laughing]

Okay?
- Yeah.

- And if something hits me
in the face, I'ma be mad.

- Oh sh**t. Okay.

[Sam laughing]
[Jeremy murmuring nervously]

[Jeremy squawking]

- [Jeremy] Oh! My bird!

God, no!

- Okay, you know what? You go through it.

- If you insist.
- Because I don't trust it.

- This right here is just
seemingly a tiny little cane.

- That was delightful.
No, no, put it back!

It's a weapon!
- Sorry, sorry.

And this is just my hat,
see? Nothing inside.

But when I go like this... [squeaking]

- It's Kermit.

- And just like that, he's
gone. Where did he go?

- I'm sorry, you're going to have to put

your hands against the wall.
- Don't taze me.

- Put your hands against the wall.

- I'm sorry, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

- Your hands are moving
too quick for TSA, sir.

- Wait a second, you've got
something behind your ear.

It's...

- A tesseract.
- No, it's a g*n.

- Holy sh*t!
- It's a loaded p*stol.

- [Colin] Holy sh*t!
[buzzer buzzing]

- [Sam] You knew.
- I knew.

- You knew.
[everyone laughing]

A very effective improv no.
- Yes.

- Yes, an endless number of
points from within the sleeve,

which brings us all
the way back to Jeremy.

- Uh-huh.
- And Angela.

- Thank you!
- [Sam] This guy thought

getting pegged was
something else entirely.

Good luck!

- I'm sorry, you want to do what?

- Peg. I want to stick my leg in there.

- No!

I want a dildo up my a*s.

[Sam laughing]

You can't just stick my leg in my-

- My leg!
- I know!

- I'm supposed to experience it as well!

- I know, this is just not
what it thought it was, okay?

I'm on the app Feeld. I
said I'm into pegging.

- Pegging, sticking a leg in a butt hole.

- It's making a lot of sense.
You've got an eyepatch.

You are very confused.

- Oh, just because I put on this hook

means I'm confused about life?

Sure, I'm figuring it out.
- Yeah, obviously you have-

- Hey, I'm sorry dude,
could you keep it down here?

I'm kind of having a moment with my girl.

She's knee deep in my a*s right now.

[Sam laughing]

- Is that a turn of
phrase or is it actually-

- You want to come look?

[Sam and crew laughing]

- Okay, that's her knee
really far up your a*s.

So I'm the one that's confused!

I actually messed up what pegging is!

- Yeah.

- God, this explains so much of my life.

For the life of me, I thought
pegging was putting a dildo

on a strap and then putting
it into the an*s cavity.

- Well, that's just not it, my guy.

[Sam and crew laughing]

[buzzer buzzing]

- It was very fun to watch Jeremy decide,

I am the unusual person in this scene.

Oh, I'm no longer the
unusual person in this scene.

And then Corin come in and go,

you are the unusual person in this scene!



- Ooh.

- Angela.
- Thank you.

- And Corin.
- Say my name, Sam.

- The reunion of two high school friends

whose MASHes came true.

- Carla!
- Oh my god, Miranda!

- I haven't seen you in so long!

- Oh my god, we have
so much to catch up on.

- How have you been?
- Literally, it's been crazy.

It's been absolutely
crazy. What about you?

- Honestly, same. Kind of bad.

[Sam laughing]

- Why? Are you okay?
- I am so tired.

- Oh my god, just work?
Just business stuff?

- I don't have a job.
- I'm sorry.

- And I have 500 children.

[Jeremy and Sam laughing]

- Oh my gosh, wait, let me help
you out, because it's crazy,

my car, I drive a huge cruise ship.

Yeah, and I drive it on
the road and it's crazy,

but I'll come pick you guys up,

maybe bring the kids to school.

- You don't have to do
that. That is so kind.

- No, of course. I mean, it's crazy.

The hand we've been dealt.
- I heard you got married.

[Angela giggling]

- Mrs. Shrek.
- Oh my god, congratulations.

- Thank you so much.
- Well, you are looking at

the third Miss OJ Simpson.

[Sam and crew laughing]

- Oh my god! Oh, it's okay.

It's okay, you should come
to our swamp with our ship,

and it'll be fine, you and OJ.

- Thank you. So, how much do you make?

- I hate to tell people. I
make $6 billion kajillion.

- I knew it, I knew out of everyone here,

you were going to make it.

- Yeah, I mean, sex with Shrek is weird,

but I make $6 kabillion jillion,
so it's fine, it's fine.

I mean, how else am I going to
fuel up the Royal Caribbean?

[Sam and crew laughing]

What about you? What are you making?

- I make a hay penny.
[Sam's laughter intensifies]

- A hay penny?
- A hay penny!

[buzzer buzzing]

- [Sam] That was incredible, players!

A billion points and a mansion
to you both. Hay penny!

Last prompt of round two.

- Ooh!
- [Coring] Ooh!

- This one goes to Corin.
- Say my name, Sam.

- And Jeremy.
- Uh-huh!

- This dream is too messed
up even for Freddy Krueger.

- Hey kid, are you having a dream?

- Yeah kid, you having a real scary dream?

- Ooh, it's really f*cked
up 'cause we're in it now.

- Freddy and Kreuger.

[Sam laughing]

- Ooh, wet willie.

- Ooh, wet willie. Wet willie. Wet willie.

- You feel a little scared?

- Yeah, honestly kid, why is
it so bright in this dream?

- God, the lights are on.
- Why is it so bright?

- Who is this? It's your mom in a bra.

- Yeah.

- You're gonna think about that

for the rest of your life,
aren't you, you weirdo?

- Hold on, kid, why are
there 17 Nancy Pelosis

standing around staring
at us in kente cloth?

- Yeah, that's weird, man.
- Yeah, what is that about?

- What's going on with this dream, man?

- What is your subconscious doing?

- That's kind of f*cked up.

Is that the hippo from
"Madagascar" dancing?

- No, no, no! We're not
freaked out by that!

- No, we're not freaked out at all.

- We're Freddy and Kreuger!

- No, we're not scared of your f*cked up,

weird-a*s dream at all.
- No.

[Making repeated popping sounds]

[Sam laughing]

- He just put us back in
January 6th. Were you there?

- You were there, weren't you?

- Were you there?
[buzzer buzzing]

- Is that why Nancy
Pelosi was in the dream?

- He kept on thinking about Nancy Pelosi.

- Yeah!
- It's all coming together.

- Yes, it's a cohesive piece.

- 40 winks and points to the both of you.

- Ooh.
[cheerful music]

- That brings us to our
third and final minigame.

This is a little minigame we like to call,

who are you supposed to be?

How it works is, players, when I say go,

you are going to race
over to this collection

of costume pieces, put
on whatever you like,

race back to your podium, buzz in,

and pitch me who you're supposed to be

in the style of a kid on
Halloween, make sense?

- Yeah.
- In that case,

on your mark, get set, go!

- Oh my god.

Okay.

[buzzer dings]
- Corin.

- I'm Beyonce making
the Superbowl about me.

[Sam laughing]

[buzzer dings]
- Angela.

- I'm Jeremy's tongue doing
all the work for his comedy.

I need a day off!

[Sam and Corin laughing]

[buzzer dings]
- Jeremy.

- I'm the guy who serves beef cat. Oh god.

- Hot dog after hot dog.

[buzzer dings]
Corin.

- I'm a unicorn!

[Sam and crew laughing]

Ow!

- [Sam] I think that was just a horse

with a knife taped to its f*cking head.

[buzzer dings]
- Corin.

- Hey, boys!

[Sam and crew laughing]

Yeah, we come as a duo, but it's

buy one get one free!
- Get one free!

[Sam and crew laughing]

- What's better than one old siren? Two!

Wee-ooh! Wee-oh!

[buzzer buzzing]

- [Sam] They're in stereo.

Holy sh*t!

[buzzer dings]
Jeremy.

- My name? Madame Droof.

My skill? Basketball.

[players and crew laughing]

I'm playing for the Dallas
Mavericks next year.

[Sam laughing]

- Original character?
- Original character.

Madame Droof, NBA star.

[Sam and players laughing]

- [Angela] That's my favorite thing!

[buzzer dings]
- Corin.

- Help, I got my leg stuck
in my boyfriend's as*h*le.

[Sam and crew laughing]

- [Jeremy] Exactly what
I was trying to do.

[buzzer dings]
- Angela.

- I'm Buffalo Wild Winging.

[Sam laughing]

You got that, right? Did we
get that on all the cameras?

Had to make sure we got it.

[buzzer dings]
- Jeremy.

- Hey, I'm Angela Giarratana.

I can't believe today I
said Buffalo Wild Winging.

[Sam, Corin, and crew laughing]

I don't know if it worked or
made any sense. Love, Angela.

[buzzer dings]
- Angela.

- I'm inside Jeremy's brain.
Yeah, so I'll put this on.

And then with the basketball,
and then you know what,

if all else fails, I'll walk down.

[buzzer dings]
- Corin.

- Well, I do declare, Sam
stole my seersucker suit!

[everyone laughing]

[buzzer buzzing]

- And we will say points for Corin

for that particular impression,
and that's a minigame!

[cheerful music]

That brings us to round
three, where our players

will now hold hands and jump
into the abyss together.

- Woo!

- Jeremy alone.

[Sam and players laughing]

Jeremy.
- Uh-huh!

- Angela.
- Thank you.

- Corin.
- Say my name, Sam.

- Two teens and the ghost
controlling their ouija board.

- Okay, here we go.

Oh my god, I feel a presence
in the room. Do you?

- Yeah. I sh*t myself.
- Self. [gasps]

- I didn't do that.

We should ask it a specific question.

- Yeah, that's how it works, you're right.

- Ask me anything.

- How did you die?

- I sh*t myself,

and then died.

- Oh my god! No!
[Jeremy groans ghoulishly]

- So he didn't sh*t himself while he died,

he did that then he died?

- Can you further explain how
you sh*t yourself and died?

And I hope he washed his hands.

[Sam laughing]

- Oh my god, I feel
like there's a presence

touching my hand!

- Yeah, it's like, warm, oddly.

- I sh*t myself, and then

got hit by a car.

[Sam laughing]

- Oh my god!

- Come back, come back! We're not done!

- Oh my god, I just feel this
presence drawing me closer.

- The sh*t got all over
the car that hit me.

Everybody felt embarrassed.

- Oh my god, you think the
driver got embarrassed?

Oh, there's more!

- I was crossing the
street. I sh*t myself.

I screamed, "Oh no! I sh*t myself!"

And then a car hit me and
the sh*t went everywhere.

- I feel like he just keeps explaining

the same sh*t over and over again!

- I got it the second time.

I don't need further clarification.

- I think we got, yeah...

- Come back!
- My hands smell like sh*t!

- I got a coffee. I tried cold brew.

- [Corin] I don't want to
know what's in his body!

[buzzer buzzing]
- That'll do it!

- [Corin] I don't want to know!

[Sam's laughter continues]

- I feel like I got it way sooner.

Oh Jesus, are the points in
the house with us right now

amount of points for the three of you.

- Incredible.

- Jeremy.
- Uh-huh.

- Angela.
- Thank you.

- Corin.
- Say my name, Sam.

- A helicopter rescue for
hikers who are simply over it.

[Jeremy imitates helicopter flying sounds]

- Ladies, we see you down there.

We're here to rescue you.

- It's about time.

- Are you injured?

- No, we're fine. We just
need you to come get us.

- Ferndell was too hard for us.

- It's too much.

- This is barely a hike.

I cannot believe I have to
rescue you guys from this.

- Excuse you?
- First of all, do your job.

- Second of all, you still
have to take care of us

even if we're f*cking just
not in a lot of distress.

- You want my leg to be broken?

- Is your leg broken?
- No.

- It's tired!

- Okay, I'm sending one
of my best boys down.

Hey, what's up? I'm
here to rescue you guys.

- You're his best boy?
[Jeremy laughing]

- I'm his best boy. You
guys need rescuing or what?

- Yeah, please!

- Okay, I'm going to have
to strap you guys in,

if that's all right.
- Okay!

- Okay, best boy.
- Well, maybe stand.

That would be helpful.
- No.

- Can you charge my vape?

- I feel like you guys don't
actually need a rescue,

you're just lazy.

[Angela and Corin in unison]
- Wow, calling women lazy.

- No, no, no! I'm sorry
for calling women lazy.

I didn't mean it like that.
- Oh, now all women are lazy?

- Wow!
- Again, I'm sorry.

[Sam laughing]

You're breaking the best boy's head.

- Are you going to rescue us or not?

- I've been trying!

- You're going to make this about you.

- I don't feel like the best boy at all!

- Here, sit down, sit down.
- Literally, relax.

- Sit down, chill out.
We just ordered Chipotle.

- What?

- Did you know Postmates
has a helicopter program?

[buzzer buzzing]

- [Sam] I will cut you off there.

- Just admitting I know nothing
about search and rescue.

- I'm sending my best boy!
- There's a best boy.

- Let's say 4.8 points there and back.

- Oh, that's good.

- Next up, Jeremy.
- Uh-huh.

- Angela.
- Thank you, thank you..

- Corin.
- Say my name, Sam.

- Hungry Hungry Hippos Anonymous.

- I'm Pinkie.

[Jeremy and Angela in unison]
- Hi Pinkie!

[Sam and crew laughing]

- It's been 30 days since I've
eaten a little white ball.

I've got to admit, it's been hard,

'cause I'm so hungry hungry.

You all, all of your support,

is really important to me, so thank you.

Thank you so much.
[all chomping]

- And what do we say?
- It's okay to be hungry!

- Hey, it's me, Purple.
- Hi, Purple!

- Been two years since my last
little white plastic ball.

The other day, I saw a golf
ball, and it got me going.

[Sam laughing]

And then I said no, 'cause
of the support of this team.

- [All] It's okay to be hungry!

- What's up? My name's Green.

- Hi, Green!
- Hi, Green.

- I haven't had a white ball in so long.

- I'm sorry, Green, what the
f*ck's in your mouth, man?

- What do you mean?
- Open up your mouth.

- Nothing's in my mouth. Listen,
I was hungry hungry, okay?

I'm hungry hungry, I
just need a little fix!

- Now I need a little fix! Give me that!

[all chomping]

- You're not my dad! You're not my dad!

- My wife left me!
[buzzer buzzing]

[Sam laughing]

[players laughing]

- More points than you could
possibly hope to finish

to the three of you, which brings us

to the last prompt of our game.

- Jeremy.
- Uh-huh.

- Angela.
- Thank you.

- Corin.
- Say my name, Sam.

- Three people getting stuck
in a water slide one by one.

- Oh my god!

Woo-hoo!

- Woo!

- Oh hey, hey, wait! Hey, wait! [yelping]

Hi!

- That was shorter than I thought.

- Oh my god, it feels
like there's no water

coming down here.
- Oh no.

- Okay, going belly first!
- No, no, no, no!

- Oh, your head is in my butt!

- I just leg pegged you with my head.

[Sam and crew laughing]

- Oh my god!

Okay, guys, it feels like we're stuck.

Maybe we should all push?

- I don't know, we can sit
like this for a second.

- No! I want to push!

- This is the worst 7th
birthday of my life!

- How old is the person
my head is up their a*s?

- Don't worry, I'm 86.
- Thank god!

[Sam and crew laughing]

- And just know things are
a little loose back there.

- Oh, I can tell. I slid right in.

- Yeah.
- I got room to breathe!

[Sam and crew laughing]

Okay, can we just get out of here?

- Okay, let's push, ready?

- [All] One, two, three!

[all groaning]

- Oh no, I've fallen more in your a*s.

Don't sit on it!

[everyone laughing]

[buzzer buzzing]
[everyone continues laughing]

- 500 points and a whole lot
of peeing in a pool for you.

That brings us to the end of our show.

Our winner tonight...

Corin Wells.
[all cheering]

Corin, you are the recipient
of the coveted golden ear.

- Thank you!

- That does it for us
here at "Make Some Noise".

Tune in next time for
more of the game samer.

I am Sam Reich, and that
sounds pretty good to me.

Goodnight.

[cheerful music playing]

[cheerful music fades]