04x01 - The Noise Boys Ride Again

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Tonight, heads
normal, tails insane:

It's normal! Josh Ruben!

After decades of research,

debuting Walking 2, it's Zac Oyama!

And bypassing the Zac Oyama eye scanner,

Brennan Lee Mulligan!

- Hey, everybody!

What's up, man?

- Zac, what's-

Initiate.

I'm in!

They're all here to...

Make! Some! Noise!

- Welcome to "Make Some Noise,"

the game so good we spun it off unchanged.

I am your host, Sam Reich.
Here's how the show works.

I have here a series of
improvisational prompts

our players have never seen before.

Isn't that right, players?

- Yeah.
- I agree.

♪ I won't know until I see 'em ♪

- That's right, prompts
are all single digits

of Brennan's Social Security number.

They will, to the best of their ability,

fulfill those prompts.

I will award them corresponding points

and the winner will go home
with the coveted Golden Ear

while the other two go home
with just their regular ears.

Players, are you ready to rumble?

♪ I won't know until we see 'em ♪

First up, a little minigame

that we like to call Back to Basics.

Now, I've gotten some
feedback from the audience

that they miss the older,

simpler version of "Make Some Noise,"

and so players, the game is a simple one.

I'm going to give you a prompt.

You pitch back to me your best
effort at that sound effect.

My favorite wins. Make sense?

- Ready to rumble.

- In that case, Josh, your prompt is,

uncorking a wine bottle.

- No problem.

Whoa!

- Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug.

I miss my son!

- Wait, I'm not sure-

- I miss my son.

- I'm not sure that last part-

What's still? It's still-

What is?

Car alarm, you know
what I mean? Car alarm.

- Zac.

- I miss my son.

Wait a second.

- It's the whole thing.
- Open the window.

- Open the window.
- It's the whole thing.

- Open the window.

Got it.

What? What?

- Not that car. Not that car.

- I'm almost afraid to ask, Brennan.

- What we have here is a
lovely 2004 Cabernet Sauvignon.

- Sure.
- You'd like to try?

Wonderful.

Zing!

Wow!

- Not to your liking?

Okay, I'm so sorry.

I miss my son!

I think just for the-

that's gonna go to Josh.

- Did you see all the stuff we did?

- I opened the window with my teeth.

- Josh.
- Huh?

A bike horn.

- Gah-gibs!

Wait.

- Ah gah-gibs.

- What? One more time?

- Ah gah-gibs.

- I feel like you're
throwing this one, Josh.

- We'll find out.

- Zac.

Ooh, good space work.

- Gah-gitch, gah-gitch!

Ga-gitch!

Gob-gitch!

- Wow, why do I feel like my players

aren't taking my game seriously?

- Taking it deathly seriously.

- If you say so, Brennan. It's your turn.

- My son!

- I am gonna say, for the person

who did the bike horn the best, Brennan.

- Gob-gatch!

- And finally, Josh.

- Yes.

- Bob Dylan doing the
wave at a baseball game.

Ope, here 't comes.

You know, sometimes-

Whoops! Um-

When we, um-

When we sing-

Oh, and it's- it's comin' back as well.

You know, sometimes when we sing

about things that happen
up in West Side New York.

Fro-guhk!

That was the harmonica?

- That's the harmonica.
- Zac.

Look at those
people skeetin' and scatterin'.

I better get ready.

- Zac, bravo. Very good.

Brennan.

I
don't think I'm gonna do it.

You tell people to your right
I wanna start it. Tell 'em.

All right, let's, what
if we all did the wave?

That would be fun.

Oh!

And no one's doing it with old Bob Dylan.

- Hey, are you Bob Dylan?

- Wait a minute, you're Bob Dylan.

- Hey, you as well.

- Is this that Bob Dylan movie
where they had 10 Bob Dylans?

- It's 10 Bob Dylans.

- Yes. Check it out.

- That's really solid, guys.

- It feels like a points
all around, though.

- For sure. Points all around
and then another one for Zac.

- Wha?
- Whoa!

- Which brings us to round one.

- Josh.
- Sam.

- The fans demanded it and
we are but their hostages,

a sequel prompt.

Godzilla vs. King Kong vs. Josh Ruben.

- You know, just hanging out
in Los Angeles, me, Josh Ruben.

Oh, that's crazy.

Oh, just gonna head into this
audition and fill out my name.

Does anybody hear that?

Huh.

Oh, the building's on-

Hey. Oh my god, there's-

That's Godzilla!

Is that what he sounds like?

I just wanted to audition!

I just wanted an audition!

He just grabs Godzilla.

- Can we see King Kong?

You ready for the audition?

Okay, so this is a Mentos
commercial. Whenever you're ready.

♪ Nothing gets to you ♪

♪ Staying fresh, staying cool ♪

♪ With Mentos, fresh and full of life ♪

♪ Fresh goes better ♪

Put him in the maybe pile.

- King Kong, SAG-AFTRA.

- I liked what he was doing,
but he bit my arm off!

- 15% of the box office

and merchandising points for you, Josh.

Wow.

- Zac.
- Okay.

A spelling bee
contestant will be assassinated

the moment they miss a letter.

- Onomatopoeia.

- Oh sh*t!

- Can you use it in a sentence?

Oh sh-

- Bang, pow, kazaam.

These were the sorts of Onomatopoeia

that could be found in
the comic book's pages.

- Um...

Oh...

- Can you define it?

- Onomatopoeia, of a class of words

describing the physical sounds.

Um...

Onomatopoeia.

O...

N...

O...

M?

O.

- F-O-U-R, four points for you, Zac.

Which brings us-
- He spelled five wrong.

to Brennan.

- Brennan.

- A political ad to
persuade one specific voter.

- Here in High Falls, we pride ourselves

on the kind of living that
most Americans dream of.

Public parks, beautiful
natural wildlife and reserves.

Doug, why won't you vote for me?

Over 99% of the town agrees
that I've been a good mayor.

I won with 99.998% of the vote.

It's f*cking crazy that you
didn't vote for me, Doug!

I paid off everyone's mortgages, okay?

I brought an extinct species
of deer back as a mayor!

- Honey, can you come in here, please?

- You're a f*cking idiot, man!

Everyone loves me except
you! I don't understand!

- I think the TV's talking to me.

- Doug, your wife voted for
me. Your dad voted for me.

- You voted for him too?

- Everyone but you, Doug.

- Well, I guess there's
only one thing to do.

♪ I suppose I'll head into town ♪

- Doug, I can't hear
you. I'm in a commercial.

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

- I'm Sam Reich, and I approve
these 15 points for Brennan.

Oh, Josh, congratulations.
- What? Yeah.

- It looks like you've
been given a gift prompt.

I have?

- Hi, Josh.

- Oh no, you snun of a-

- Ben here, and I have
a gift prompt for you.

Robin Williams is doing
a coffee commercial

where at the very end of each take,

he takes a big sip of coffee

and it makes him more and more caffeinated

as the takes go on.

What are you gonna do with that one?

- Ooh, baby!

- Josh, once again,

Robin Williams is doing
a coffee commercial

where at the end of each take,
he takes a big sip of coffee

and it makes him more and more caffeinated

as the takes go on.

Wow, okay. Ready.

I'm ready now. Yes.

- We're starting there.
- Oh, here we go.

Are we rolling? Okay.

I love Shake's Caffeinesh,
and here it comes.

One little sip makes me
go dip-di-dip.

Okay, wow, that was pretty good.

Another? Okay.

Ah, ha! Okay.

Hey, Shaky Shake's Coffee, it
makes me go zippy-dips-waffy!

Oh!

I'm a chalama-matata!

Was I even in "The Lion King"?

I don't know. Nathan was.

When we did "The Birdcage,"
he kind of was like,

one of those things where he's sort of a,

"I pierced the toast."

Okay, one more time?

Action? Self-action, self-action.

I'll do a self-action.

Aye-yi-yi-yi-ya-ya-ya. Ka-woogah!

Wow!

Are you hairy? I am.

Good. All right, last one?

Okay, self-action. Okay, cool.

You like Sippy Sip Shakes? I do.

Who likes Sippy Sip Shake, Shake, Shake?

Sippity Shake, Shake, Shake.

Oh, wow, oh man. I'm on my way this time.

A Sippity Shake, Shake, Sippity
Shake, Shake, sip, sip, sip.

And here I come, Jake. In for the closeup!

- We weren't rolling on that one.

Oh baby!

Self-wrap.

- Un-f*cking-believable.

- Self-wrap.

- 34 points to you. 34 points.

Zac.

A flair bartender makes you...

Oh, just a club soda.

- What's up, rockstar?

I'm doing good.

Uh, this Thursday night
almost feels like a Friday.

Mm-hmm.

Are we partying? What we doing?

I can get some shots start-

Oh.

Uh, yeah.

Uh, coming right up.

- That's exactly it, Zac!
Overqualified for the job.

- That's all I got?

- That's it, huh?

- Point per carbonated
bubble for you, Zac.

Brennan, last prompt of round one.

A small town sheriff chalks up clear signs

of an alien invasion to silly teens.

- Well, I'll be damned.

Looks like some sorta hion beam laser

carved a 30-mile canyon
right outside of Route 28,

smokin' with some kinda
sickly green vapor.

We better call up the Rappordy boys.

Oh, Dale, one of them Rappordy boys

just skittered past in the trees.

Looked like he had nictating membranes.

Dale, how many times I gotta tell you

what a nictating membrane is?

It's when a fish or an
amphibian got clear eyelids

that blink sideways, Dale!

One of them Rappordy boys

just sucked one of my thyroid
glands out of my neck.

I wanna live in that world.

- He's literally like, up in the spaceship

being abducted going-
- Up in the spaceship.

I don't know how you Rappordy
boys stole a car this big!

- Ain't no 20 points, ain't
never been no 20 points

around these parts for you, Brennan.

- Oh, beautiful.

- Which brings us to our second minigame.

This is a minigame that
we like to call Name That.

In this case, mobsters.

I'm gonna show you a mobster.

You buzz in and pitch me
the name for that mobster.

My favorite wins.

If I could please have our first mobster.

Oh! Oh!

Brennan.

Dino Ballerino.

Brennan! Strong start.

Zac.

- King Gabagool!

- Oh, King Gabagool!
- Oh! I was gonna go.

- I see what you did. I like it a lot.

Josh.

- Beanie the Bulge.

Beanie the Bulge.

I am gonna say that this
one goes to Brennan.

Thank you very much, Mobster #1.

- God bless. We're gonna get
to see so many Italians today.

- If I could please have our next mobster.

Brennan.

- Ratatony!

Oh!

- Got 'em. f*cking wrap it up.

One and done. Call it.

Hey, Sam. Call it.

Ratatony.

It's Ratatony.

- Yeah, it is Ratatony.
I think we can all agree.

- The only thing I can say

is I would have a different character name

if it was just the rat
'cause the rat looks

like he's in Run-DMC.

Yeah!

Rat-DMC.

- Oh sh*t!
- Yeah, that's pretty good!

- g*dd*mn it!

- Almost wanna give it to Zac,

but instead that goes to Brennan.

- Thank you very much.
- Unbelievable.

- If I could please have Mobster #3.

Josh.

- Wiggly Boombatz!

Wiggly
Boombatz is really good!

Brennan.

- Big Puffy.

Big Puffy is good.

Zac.

- Uncle Whacky.

Whack-y.

- There's something there, for sure!

- Uncle Whacky Wacky Inflatable
Al, though, is pretty good.

- Uncle Whacky Wacky Inflatable Al!

Capone!

- I think I am gonna give that
one to Zac after all that.

Wow.

Thank you, inflatable mobster.

- I absolutely love, love this.

I could name mobsters all day.

- If I could please have Mobster #4.

Oh my god!

Brennan.

- Lobster. He's a lobster.

Mobster Lobster.

Josh.

- Linguini Bisquito.

Uh, I mean...

Poor Zac.

Brennan.

- Langosta Nostra.

- Oh! Come on now!
- Wow.

Oh, Josh.

- Johnny Pinch.

- Oh!

Johnny Pinchy.

I am gonna say that point
goes to Brennan as well.

Thank you. Lobster Mobster.

Lobster Mobster.

- Yep. Ope, yeah.
- Oh boy. Oh boy.

It's tricky with
those hands. It's tricky.

It's tough. That's tough.

- "What'd you do today, honey?"

I helped a Lobster Mobster
out of the offstage.

- If I could please have our next mobster.

- Hey, guys.

- What's up, Paul?

- Oh.

Josh.

- R.I. Pauly.

Wow.

- To be clear, this isn't me in there.

- It's the mobster.

Zac.

- Dead Paul Robalino.

Aw. Oh no!

Yeah.

- Ernie Pots.

- Ernie Pots is, honestly, Brennan,

it's the best we've done.

Folks, here
at "Make Some Noise,"

you can always count on me to do...

Okay.

- I am gonna say that
point goes to Brennan.

- Thank you.
- Thank you, Paul.

Oh!

Ooh! Ooh!

- Was that real?

- If I could please
have our final mobster.

Brennan.

- Betty Spaghetti!

- Yeah! Absolutely is!

Yes, Brennan.

- Ragù on my niece.

- Ragù on my niece and nephew.

Josh.

- Chef Boyargirl.

- Not Chef Girlardee! Not Chef Girlardee!

Chef Boyargirl!

- Chef Boyargirl!

- Not Chef Girlardee!

- Give me one!

- Chef Boyargirl!
- Sam, give me one!

I worked for you for so long.
I worked for you five years.

Give me Chef Boyargirl.
Give me Chef Boyargirl!

- I got one.
- It's a girl!

She's eating spaghetti!

Wait.

- Zac.

- Gal Dente!

- That's great. That's great.
- Yeah! We did it!

We did it!

- We did it!
- We did it!

- We did it!
- We did it!

We did it,
we did it, we did it!

- That brings us to round
two where our players

will now test their
talents in teams of twos.

Josh.
- Ha!

- And Zac.

- Huh?

- Logging in with


Welcome.

- I just gotta make sure
that the check cleared.

- Please enter a pre-password.

- Pre-password. Oh, I think
I have that written down.

- Four lowercase letters, one big X,

definitely a dollar sign,
and one of those lower lines.

- A lower line? Okay.

Yeah, one of the lower line ones.

- All right, got it.

- Cool. Type in the name of any dog.

- Ricky.

- Now put in your dad's favorite sport.

- He likes soccer.

- Now do the hard whistle,
the one with both fingers.

- I'll try. Uh...

- Ooh! And now wink a lot.

Wink a lot at the computer. Big smile.

Okay, scan your smile.

And say the exact number of
your teeth into the microphone.

- 26?

- Good. And now put the
computer on the ground.

Jump on it once, light.

Okay, now pick it back up.
Put it back on the table.

Bang on it with your fists hard.

And now just one knock though.

Okay.

So now I think we're at nine.

Okay.

Run your fingers through your hair

only when the camera's ready.

Wait. Boop, boop, boop.

Go for it.

And now meow like a cat.

Only when the camera's
ready. Boop, boop, boop.

Meow.

- Now screech like a little monster,

just like a Lovecraftian thing.

Only when the camera's ready.

Wait. Boop, boop, boop.

Pretty good.

Insert your favorite
nursery rhyme. Insert it.

And now describe pretty
much how you'd reaction

if you really saw a ghost.

- I think I'd be really freaked out.

That's good. Okay, great.

Ow!

- Four-digit code that
I just texted you both

amount of points for you.

Zac.
- Got it.

- And Brennan.

- Yes!

- Exploring every branch of
dialogue with a video game NPC.

- Hello.

- Oh, traveler. Welcome to Raven's Bluff.

Beware, the goblins lurk
around every corner.

- Ask about your hat.

- Ah, you've noticed my
clever patchwork hat.

Hats like this can be
made at the hatsmith.

- Do you like your hat?

- Well, you should ask if I like my hat.

My hat was crafted by my wife
who was kidnapped by gnolls.

Bling!

You have one patchwork hat.

- Does your wife have a hat?

- Yes, my wife does have a hat.

She was a hatsmith who
worked at the hatsmith shop.

She was kidnapped by gnolls.

Some say they're over the north ridge.

- Do the gnolls wear hats?

- Hey man, my wife was
kidnapped by gnolls.

She's over the north ridge.

I don't know how much more clear I can be.

But if you wanna do the next thing,

my f*cking wife has been taken by gnolls!

- Returning the hat.

- You've unlocked the
secret of the dark hatsmith.

Wow!

- From someone who plays
truly zero video games.

- A 95 hours of playtime
converted to points

for the both of you.
- Oh, that's a lot.

- Which brings us to Brennan.

- Huh?
- And Josh.

- Oh, really?

- Statler and Waldorf are one
box over from Abe Lincoln.

- Ooh, oh.
- John Wilkes Booth?

More like John Wilkes
Bath! This guy stinks.

- Technically, what's happening right now

is extremely dramatic, but
all we can do is laugh it off!

- America will never
recover from this moment

and I'll never recover from this play!

Hey, lock in!

- Yeah.

- All right? They're counting on us!

- That's the President!

- I know!

This is going to presage
at a series of events

that will lead us down a darker timeline!

We will be facing these
consequences for centuries to come!

- That's not making me feel any better!

- Sic semper tyrannis,

more like sic semper tyran-this stinks!

- Well done with a
difficult prompt, players.

- Oh man.

- A standing ovation amount
of points for the both of you.

Josh.
- Yeah.

- And Zac.

- Yes.

- Two men who don't want the
other to see their bald spot.

- Hey!
- Hey, Rick!

- I know you're coming over real quick.

I just gotta pick up my kid.

- Yeah, me too. Is your kid over there?

- Yeah, he's over here. You got a kid too?

- Yeah, he's actually ahead of
your kid so I'm just gonna...

- Oh, go for it.
- Hey man, what's going on?

- Yeah.
- Hey, good to see you.

Got your backpack? Cool.

Hey, what's going on with you today?

- We're actually gonna go to
the, we're gonna go to the zoo.

- Oh, cool.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just gonna go check-
- Yeah.

- Hey, what's up, kid?
- Hey.

- What's up, kid?
- You know, it's so funny.

We're going to the botanical gardens.

- Dad!
- Yeah.

- I attached a bunch of mirrors

to the bottom side of drones.

No!

Darus! Darus!

Don't do it, Darus! Don't
do it, he can't see!

No!

My drone!

- Oh!

- Ah! No, nuh-uh!

- I saw!
- Nuh-uh!

- I saw!

- There's a reflective part.

- No, I saw your reflection
and I saw you have it!

- There's a reflective surface-

- You have it! I saw a reflection!

- I don't have it!
- No more take-backs!

- I don't have it! I don't have-

- Hey.
- No!

- Is this the guy?

- Yeah.

- Look! Look right at it!

Look at it!
- Oh my god!

- No!
- I can see all of it!

Please!

Did he hire this guy?

- I think so.
- Yeah.

- Two points that have
shaved it all off to zero

and never felt better.

Zac.

- Sam!

- Brennan!

- Sam!

- A hero's time travel fixed everything,

but he's no longer six feet tall.

- You've done it! You've saved us all!

You went into the past, the
far future, fixed everything!

Look, you're as tall as
me now! That's incredible!

- Wait-
- I'm only 5'4''.

- Uh...
- Yes.

- You were...
- Yes.

- But we've stopped the plague that-

- Yes, by traveling through
the different timelines,

you have managed to get a future

where all of our peoples are free.

The Shadow Sorce-
- Sorry, how tall am I?

- Well, you're 5'4'',

but all the Shadow Sorcerers have been-

No, no! Hey!

Hey, man! Hey, it's not that bad!

Listen!

Hey man, hey man.

- No!

- This is actually somehow even better.

Do not go back again!

They're growing taller!

- You're four and a half feet tall

so I need you to just f*cking
be okay with this, all right?

- Yeah, I...

- Oh, g*dd*mn it, no!

- Damian, Damian, look! There he is!

- All right, look, man.

No!

- Lots of people are
into shorter guys, man.

- I...

Relate.

Let's say 5'11'' and a half
amount of points for you both.

- That is the real
height of a lot of people

who are six feet tall.

- Yeah.
- Round up.

- The last prompt of round two?

Oh.

- Brennan!
- It went too fast.

- And Josh.

- Ha!

- One of these lines is
definitely the name of the movie.

- Hey, good to see you, man.
- Hey! So good.

Oh my gosh, your kiddo graduated!

- I feel like just yesterday
he was in preschool and now

it's just a memory of a dream.

- I know that feeling too.

When I met my wife and I
said, "Did you go to college?

Be straight with me."

And she said, "I'm just
a woman under the...

academic influence."

- Hey man, I just, sometimes
when we're talking,

I feel like we have...

a failure to connect.

You know what I mean? Like-
- Yeah.

- I just feel like there
are moments where we're not-

- Really, I don't know.
- Yeah.

- Two men under the influence.

- You keep saying "under the influence."

Of drugs. Of alcohol?

- Absolutely, dog. Check it out.

Maybe you'll go for a...

magic carpet ride

part two

the resurrection.

- Wow, pure paint thinner.

Bye-bye!

- Anyone here driving
the big pink silly car?

- We're just two guys who
are under the influence.

We don't wanna get in trouble.
- Hold on, listen.

Marley and me have to go pretty soon.

And also, Batman's here.

- Oh, I'm so glad I cut it off when I did.

- I was like, "Do we do real ones?"

- That brings us to our
third and final minigame.

This is a minigame that we like to call...

Hollywood h*!

How this works is, players,

I am going to turn to
you for names of movies.

If I like a movie title that I've heard,

I will ask you for the
logline of that movie.

If I like the logline of that movie,

I will then ask you to enact
a scene from that movie.

- Oh.
- Wow, okay.

Away we go!

Hollywood,
Hollywood, Hollywood h*!

- S.

- Somebody Stop Me!

- Snakes, Too Many.

What happens when a person
that works in a library

and has a lot of comma-based
Dewey Decimal references

is transported into the
plot of "Snakes on a Plane."

- Let's see it!

Can you guys mind?

- Great!

Hollywood,
Hollywood, Hollywood h*!

- G.

- Gabagool:

The Betty Spaghetti Story.

- Greta Garbo Shoots a
Bunch of Machine g*ns.

Ghost: But Different.

- Good Morning...

Gordon.

What happens when a guy named Gordon

is suddenly transported into Vietnam?

- Let's see it!

- There must be some kinda way outta here!

♪ I ain't no fortunate son ♪

Oh, my guts! My guts!

- His guts have fell out!

- Hey, Lieutenant. What's your name, Son?

- Gordon.

- Gordon, what are you doing here?

- I don't know. I just,
I woke up right there.

- You're wearing a really modern watch.

- Yeah, yeah, it's an Apple Watch.

- God, I love the smell
of napalm in the morning.

What are you, a future man?

- This is an Apple Watch, sir.

- You better get out there and win

the Vietnam w*r for America.
- Vietnam w*r.

Hollywood,
Hollywood, Hollywood h*!

- Q.

- Queen, You Don't Know
What You're Talking About.

- Questions and Manswers.

What do you do when you are
popular manosphere podcast host

who gets turned into a bug?

- Let's see it!
- Uh-oh.

Seth, you're on the air, dude!

Oh sh*t, he's a bug! What are we gonna do?

- Wait a minute, this could work.

Get out there and sell those b*ner pills.

- You ever have a hard time, you know...

- Listenership is
through the f*cking roof!

- Keep going!

- Keep doing it!
- Does your little, tiny barb

ever come off inside of another bug

and then they eat you?
- Holy sh*t!

These numbers are crazy!

- Viewers are saying that
their little, tiny barbs

are coming off all the time!

- The little male bug loneliness epidemic.

Hollywood,
Hollywood, Hollywood h*!

- B.

- Best and the Rest.

- Beth and the Retht.

- Z.

- Zan Dammit!

- Zebra.

- Zac!

What happens when a guy names Zac wakes up

and realizes no one knows his name.

Let's see it.

- There must be some kinda way outta here!

Hey, soldier, soldier, what's your name?

- I'm Zac, but am I in Vietnam?

- God, I love the smell
of napalm in the morning.

- Hey sh*t, it's an Apple
Watch! What's your name again?

- My name is Zac.

- We were expecting Gordon,
but you'd better win this w*r

for the United States of America.

- Sorry, is that Greta
Garbo just mowing...

Oh, whoa, whoa!

- I have to keep coming back
so that I can be tall again!

- And that is a minigame!

- Wow.
- Oh brother.

- That brings us to round
three where our players

will now hold hands and jump
into the abyss together.

- My hands are cold. Sorry.

- First up, players, it's

New Oreo flavors.

- Gravy.

White gravy.

- Heavy.

- Dust.

- Local pollen

- Watermelon margarita!

- Zyrtec.

- Apple Garcia.

- $19 strawberry.

- Coke Zero.

- Rotisserie chicken double stuffed!

- Garlic and herb.

- Hot honey.

- Gal Dente!

♪ Chef Boyargirl ♪
- Nailed it.

- One gravy flavored point for you.

Second to last prompt of our entire game.

- Whoa, wait.
- What?

- Josh.
- Mm?

- Zac.
- Huh?

- Brennan.
- Yes.

- Nosferatu, Count Chocula,
and Edward from "Twilight."

- Haven't seen it, haven't eaten it...

I am
excited to see you, Count Chocola

and Edward from this
shared reality that we all-

- I love our weird poker night.

- As you are aware, I am Count Orlok.

- Yeah.
- I'm pretty sure.

- Obviously, I sound different
than the commercials,

but I am Count Chocula.

- Yep.
- If I can call you Chuck,

can you do your commercial
voice like when you're kinda on?

- Wow, I uh...

- No, it would be an
honor. It'd be an honor.

Hey,
welcome to Count Chocula Land.

I don't know. I kinda don't wanna-

- No, no, that was good. That was good.

- So, have you guys heard from Dracula?

He's not returning my texts.

- No, he's under-
- Kinda off the grid.

- Absolute radio silence.

I'm kind of veering
into Strong Bad.

- It's The Cheat!

- Wait, it's The Cheat!

- I'm going to suck The Cheat's blood.

- Yes, we should go, all
of us, and eat The Cheat.

- Okay, yeah, I'm kinda into
glitter but I'll go with you.

- What do you mean, you're
kind of into glitter?

I think our Gen Z fans

are gonna love the
Homestar Runner reference.

- Three points I formally
invite you three in for.

- Oh.
- Which brings us

to the last prompt of our game!

Josh.
- Yes?

- Zac.
- What?

- Brennan.
- Yes.

- The Three Wise Men realize

they all got Jesus the same gift.

- Oh.

♪ We three kings of Orient are ♪

- Look.
- Oh!

- Oh!
- A manger.

- But a child is born!

- So uh, yeah, let's give him our gifts.

- I, from far lands,
having followed the star

that presaged the birth
of our savior, I got you

a little baby onesie.

- Baby onesie.

- That says, "Who's the baby?"

Oh...

I too-

- Oh.

- got the baby a little
onesie. What did you get?

- I hate to bring this up, guys.

- What did you get?
- I also got

a little baby onesie.

- Oh, f*ck!
- You suck!

- f*ck!

- sh*t a*s!
- sh*t.

- This is so f*cking dumb.

- We'll be right back.

- We'll be right back.
- We'll be so...

- Everyone split up and get another gift.

- Wait-
- Oh, yeah.

Let's meet back here in-

- Let's meet back here in a few years.

We'll go back to our kingdoms
I'll see you guys back there.

- We three kings are splitting up.

- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- One, two, three.
- We three kings.

We
three kings are splitting up!

- You guys are looking great.

- Yeah, you too.
- You're looking great, man.

- Nice to see you. Wow.

- Well, you're seven years old now.

Mm.

- One day you'll die, but the
important thing is we got you-

- An Apple Watch.

- f*ck, this is so dumb!

♪ We three kings of Orient are ♪

♪ Bearing gifts we traverse afar ♪

- Okay.
- Okay.

- Hey, big guy.
- Wow!

Hey, big guy.

- 21!
- You can legally drink.

- Which is why we got you...

- Paint thinner.

- Paint thinner.

You wanna get f*cked
up and smell this sh*t?

- Hey, you ever wanna get
drunk with three kings

and go absolutely just f*cking wild?

What's that? You can turn water into wine?

Oh boy!

We're f*cked!

- Let's say 23 points

with a 30-day return window to you all.

- I love that though.
- Pretty good, 30 days.

- Which brings us to the end of our game.

Our winner this eve.

- Zac Oyama.
- Oyama!

- Zac, you are the recipient
of the coveted Golden Ear.

- Hear that?

I didn't think so.

- That does it for us
here at "Make Some Noise."

Tune in next time for
more of the Game Samer.

I'm Sam Reich, and that
sounds pretty good to me.

Good night.