01x05 - Sins of the Father

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You're late, Slade.

Do you know what I like about you, Morris?

-No?
-No.

Neither do I.

What are you reading, Nicky?

Um, the Bradford model.

It's Metalink's study of the psychological
aspect of inner-city policing.

Sounds like a real page-turner.

Hi.

What's the score, then?

Got the call just like everyone else.

Grisham's in with the divisional head,
down from Manchester.

She's not transferring, is she?

Why? Would you miss her?

Ah, there were worse, I suppose.

All right, settle down, please.

I want to introduce you all to Mr. Gareth

Oldroyd, who'll be
heading this investigation.

Hi.

Mr. Oldroyd is pursuing a
man called Lenny Gebler.

This is him here.

We don't know him, but
apparently he's making

quite a name for himself north of Watford.

His offence.

Cars, money, drugs, he isn't fussy,
and he's big.

What's he doing down here, Chief?

Gareth?

Well, I've been closing in on Gebler for
the past two years.

Now I've had a tip-off.

He's here to pick up a consignment of
diamonds, stolen in Preston.

He's collecting them.

And I'm going to be there.

The Layton diamonds?

Oh, you know about those?

I read about them in the newspaper.

They're supposed to
be worth about a million.

Try two.

Actually, what with the rand falling so
low in a 27% market penetration from the

Russian diamond exchange,
I think you'll find that

the prices are falling
quite spectacularly, sir.

Thank you, Robson.

Whatever the current
market value, this must be

one of the biggest
hauls in criminal history.

And personally, I'm delighted we're going
to play a part in their recovery.

However, I think we should be aware that
Mr. Gebler is a very slippery customer.

And even now, could be
trying to pull a fast one on us.

Which is why Mr Oldroyd has
specifically requested you, Turner.

Chief?

Yes, what are you doing now?

I'm testing out that new
surveillance equipment.

Well, that can wait.

I want someone to authenticate the
diamonds.

Well, gemology really isn't my field.

But can you do it?

-Yes.
-Good.

-I want you there.
-Where is 'there'?

Well according to the tip-off, it's
a warehouse, Slade, by the river,

nine o'clock tonight.

Slade?

Yes. What?

Nothing.

Good.

Well, let's get back to work and we'll
meet here again at, er, six o'clock.

Thank you.

Kate, can I just ask you about, erm…

about Slade?

Yes.

He's not Jack Slade's son, is he?

Yes.

I don't believe this.

Look, I don't want him on the case.

I've nothing against him personally, but,
er, well, you must know Jack, his father.

-Yes.
-I was his partner.

I knew that, too.

Well, you've got to understand that,
you know.

After what happened with the father,
I can't get involved with the son.

Look, if I take Slade off
this case, I'll be passing

judgment on his father and
on him, and I can't do that.

Out of all the places Gebeler could have
gone, why did he have to come here?

What time is it?

He's late.

Relax, Henry.

When I'm three hundred miles
north of here, that's when I'll relax.

Max and Melvin Marsh.

They're the brothers.

The other one there, Henry Blaxland.

He's the one to watch out for.

Is he armed?

Are you OK?

Yeah, I'm fine.

You've met him before, haven't you,
Gareth Oldroyd?

No, we never met, but I do know the name.

-Slade?
-Forget it.

What about Gebeler?

That'll be him there.

Typical Lenny.

He always did have style.

Have you got the money?

Why do you think I'm here?

Please.

The diamonds.

Turner, you wait until we've got them,
then we'll bring you in.

Now!

Here we go.

Police! Nobody move!

Freeze!

Right!

I'm walking out of here! Anyone
who tries to stop me, I'll k*ll him!

What's going on?

I came here for a meeting
and nobody told me

it was going to turn
into the old d*ck around.

Holly!

All right!

Break me off!

Hope you're satisfied.

Yeah, very satisfied.

You've got a very good team.

Thank you. Jeff, I think
you've saved my life.

All part of the service.

I'm grateful. What do you think?

It's amazing.

Three carats, no inclusions.

Is it a real diamond?

Well, I told you before I'm no expert,
but they're certainly not cubic zirconium.

That's the most common substitute.

Would you mind checking another one just
to be sure?

You're stuffed!

-They're real.
-Thank you.

All right, Gebeler.

You're under arrest for
procuring stolen goods.

You don't have to say anything.

All right, let's wrap this up.

Come on, sunshine.

You better look after these.

What's the matter?

Oh, nothing. I had a feeling
someone was following us, that's all.

Not surprised you're nervous for what
you've got in your hands there.

What are you going to do with them?

I was hoping you might take them.

Put them under my pillow?

Well, I dare say I can do better than that.

Does anybody else know the combination?

No, and I'm not even going to tell you.

Fair enough.

Is the building patrolled?

It will be.

Well, we'll call the insurance company in
the morning.

Thank you, Kate.

Glad we could help.

You're not your usual self.

Hmm?

You're pleasant to Oldroyd.

In fact, you've been pleasant to everyone.

You even said good night to Morris.

Yeah, well.

So how do you know him?

Who? Oldroyd?

Well, I don't know if it's the same man.

It's got to be.

What?

He was my father's partner.

I-I thought your father retired from the
police force.

No, he has.

So?

So nothing, Holly. Just forget it.

There's still something about this that
doesn't make sense.

What's that?

The diamonds.

Now, they were stolen in Preston.

Why do they come all the way down here?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's been bothering me as well.

Gebeler was supposed to be buying them.

But where was the money?

Didn't have a penny on him.

American Express?

I don't think so.

Mm-mm. I'm going home.

-You?
-No, I'll stay for a bit.

Right.

-See you tomorrow.
-Yeah. Thanks.

Effective through steel or
glass, the listening device

has a range of sixty feet
and a typical battery life.

I can't believe it. This
place has all-night security.

Well you can't deny the
evidence with your own eyes, Kate.

I put them in there myself. You saw me.

I know where we should be looking.

OK.

Mr. Morris.

Uh, you, you come with me.

Turner?

Have you since Slade?

No, Chief.

-Why, what is it?
-Do you know where he went last night?

We had a few drinks and I left.

When we left the warehouse, you weren't
following me, were you?

No, Chief.

Why?

Just let me know when he arrives.

I want this place turned upside down.

The bed hasn't been slept in, sir.

Keep looking.

I don't think Slade ever does any shopping.

Sir?

Where have you been?

I don't know.

Get out of here.

Go back to the flat. I'll meet you there.

Slade!

Beads.

This time we don't need a
science officer to confirm it.

You went drinking last night.

Er, yeah, I had a glass or two of wine,
yeah.

That's not why I'm like this, though.

There was someone waiting for me in my
flat when I got back last night.

They, er, they knocked me out and drugged
me, I think.

They were found in your flat.

In the icebox.

They're…

Yes. They are.

Well, it was whoever knocked me
out. They must have put them there.

Jeff, tell me something.

Do you know the combination of this safe?

-Thirty-six, seventeen, twenty-five?
-No.

See, nobody had those numbers.

Were you ever in the room when the safe
was open?

I don't know the numbers to the safe and I
didn't take the diamonds.

-Chief, you know me better than that.
-I don't know what to think.

I don't believe this.

I mean, what have we got here, you know?

Like father, like son or what?

-Slade!
-You leave my father out of this.

Don't do that!

Don't make things worse for yourself.

Slade, there's something else.

Come on, show him.

This is a printout from your bank account.

What, a copy of my overdraft?

No, you don't have an overdraft.

Not any more.

Twenty-five thousand pounds
was paid in two days ago.

Cash deposit.

Chief.

Come on, son, you gotta tell us.

Now, you took the diamonds, you kept one
or two back for yourself.

What have you done with the rest?

What the…

Slade!

-Stop him!
-I've been set up.

Get after him!

-Slade!
-Ahhh!

Stop! Come back!

Slade! Oi!

He's got away.

Yeah, I noticed that too.

Why didn't you stop him?

My door was locked.

I suppose it was your car just sitting
here waiting for him, was it?

No.

No, it was mine.

Oh.

Nicky, if anyone asks for
me, tell them I've gone home.

Are you going to find Slade?

Nicky.

If you see him, will you tell him that I'm
right behind him?

Thanks.

Yeah, if he needs a character witness,
you know, it is only a first offence.

Thanks, Nicky.

-Right.
-OK.

Sir.

Yes, Mr. Morris?

I was just thinking, Sir, Slade's in
pretty close with Turner, and when I saw

her leaving just now, I thought,
well, it might be worth a try.

What, you've got an
address for Holly Turner?

-Yes, Sir.
-What are you waiting for?

I was worried you wasn't going to make it.

I couldn't just leave with Grisham and
everyone else there. I came as soon as I could.

-You know what's been going on, don't you?
-Yes.

I've been set up. There was someone
waiting for me in my flat last night.

They drugged me and put some needle in my
neck. They put the diamonds in the fridge!

They put twenty-five thousand
pounds in my bank account!

-I've got to travel back.
-Fine.

I've got to find out how it was done.

What, you mean you're going to let me use
the machine and not have to go down on my

-knees and beg for it?
-It's all yours.

I must be in more trouble than I thought.

-It's Morris!
-Oh, it would be.

Danny? Do me a favour.

It's the police. Hold them
off for as long as you can.

I-I thought you were the police.

Two or three minutes. That's all we need.

OK.

Is it working?

It's working.

Right.

Erm, I'm going to need
more than a day this time.

I want to go back to before the raid.

You know I can't guarantee that.

It may only take us back twenty seconds.

Why not?

Well, there must be something you can do.

Well, it's not scientifically proven.

But…?

We can try crossing our fingers.

What kept you?

Sorry?

I-I'm a bit deaf.

Slade and Turner, where are they?

First floor. Come on.

Watch out for the…

floor!

What is up there with you boys!

Straight down here, Sir.

One thirty yesterday afternoon.

Kepler arrived at the warehouse at
ten past two. We're not going to make it.

It's not bad. It's given
us twenty-four hours.

Better than twenty-four seconds.

I'm walking out of here! Anyone
tries to stop me, I'll k*ll him!

That's us.

Did you have to go in that way?

I love a dramatic entrance.

I wish we could get closer.

No, we can't meet ourselves, Slade.

Let's not make things more complicated
than they already are.

What now?

Grisham will come out with the diamonds.

She takes them to the station and then
she'll put them in the safe.

All we've got to do is make sure we're
close to her.

-That easy?
-If only.

There she is.

Then she's got the diamonds.

We don't need to get too close.

We know where she's going.

This morning at the office, she said
she thought we were following her.

Well, she was right.

There they go.

Up two floors and into the safe.

You know, we could go back to your flat.

See who knocks you out.

I'm more interested in
seeing who breaks in here.

You asleep?

No chance.

Anything?

No, no sign.

You aren't thinking about Gebler.

If he didn't have the money… I mean,
I know Oldroyd said he was slippery.

Shh!

Who is it?

It's just Frank, night duty.

We can't stay here. Next
time, he might come in.

Yeah, you're right.

Hang on a minute.

What are you doing?

That's the inside.

I thought you didn't know the combination.

I didn't.

Until Grisham told me.

When?

Tomorrow morning.

Thirty-six.

Seventeen.

Twenty-five.

Well, it looks as if we've
been wasting our time.

They've already gone.

I checked them myself, Slade.

They were in the pouch.

It's ten past two.

Twelve hours to go.

Is it safe to go back to your flat?

Yeah, sure.

I've been knocked out with an anaesthetic
dart and dumped in the local parks.

I don't think we'll be disturbed.

There we are.

Thank you.

Are you ever going to get this place
furnished?

You might find furniture does improve it.

There's a table.

It's a table tennis table.

Yep. Want a game?

So.

Are you going to tell me?

What's that?

Your father.

Now, I don't know what he's got to do with
all this, but it's something.

Because every time I mention his name,
you get all evasive.

Ready?

Stop it. You're doing it again.

Now, where is he? What happened to him?

OK.

He's in prison.

What?

I haven't seen him.

Or spoken to him for five years.

It was his decision.

He was sent down for nine.

Could be out any time now. He
just doesn't want to see me till then.

What happened?

Um…

It was a bank raid.

Two hundred thousand pounds.

That was a lot of money then.

He was in charge of the case with Oldroyd.

That's how Oldroyd got his promotion.

Only the trouble was, half
the money went missing.

And your father got the blame.

Yeah.

-He said he was innocent, but…
-Go on.

Well, there's nothing more to say.

I wasn't at the trial.

I wasn't even in the country.

I had extended leave.

It was in all the papers though.

But you don't read the papers?

No, that's when I stopped.

He was a good policeman for thirty years.

He got shot once.

He was commended four times.

I don't know.

Maybe he did make a stupid mistake.

Have you never thought that maybe he was
innocent?

Of course I have. I've always thought that.

But it's been five years now.

Sometimes it's…

It's just easier not to think about it, so…

Where is he now?

Oh, they've moved him nearer here.

He never let me know, but I found out.

So what happened to him is exactly what's
happening to you.

History repeating itself.

No, not history.

Whoever's behind all this.

Tomorrow we go to see him.

Now, let's get some sleep.

Do you want the bed?

Well, if it's either that or
the table tennis table, um…

I'll take the couch.

OK. Night.

b*stards.

Did you take 'em?

What do you think?

I could ask you the same thing.

-I never thought you were guilty, Dad.
-You didn't come to my trial.

You told me not to.

-You could have argued.
-What, with you?

-I tried to see you.
-I didn't want you to see me.

Not like this.

So what have they got on you?

It's mostly circumstantial, but someone put
twenty-five thousand pounds in his account

his account and they found
some diamonds in his plant.

Anything else?

Do they need anything else?

You're right.

Is that what happened to you, Dad?

Is that how they set you up?

I was cheaper.

Two grand, stashed under the floorboards.

Anyone could have put it there.

The night after the bank raid,
we had a celebration.

You know, job well done, out on the town,
drinks all round.

Next thing I know, they
traced the notes back.

Serial numbers.

Someone planted them on me.

I don't know how.

I don't suppose I ever will.

Your partner was a man called Oldroyd?

He's not involved in this.

Hmm.

Gareth Oldroyd, he was a good mate.

At least until all this happened.

After that, he didn't want to know.

Never heard from him since.

So, what about the money then?

How did you get it in the first place?

It was a bank raid, Hill Street.

Swiss International Bank.

Professional job.

We'd been after the g*ng for months.

They were meeting a fence who was going to
launder it for them.

He came down from up
north and we took him.

Not Lenny Gebeler?

Don't tell me you know him too.

Gebeler.

He's the one behind this. He's got to be.

Maybe there were no diamonds.

But you authenticated them.

Yeah, I wish I hadn't.

And he was nowhere near them after that.

But you're right, I've
got to go and see him.

How?

He's in the cells, and I'm
still unconscious in the park.

I've got time.

I can't come in with you.

I'm already there.

I know. You'd better move the
car and keep well out of the way.

I think you'll find I'll
be leaving in a hurry.

I'll meet you at the wine bar.

Detective O'Hara to
interview room one, please.

Detective O'Hara to interview room one.

What do you want?

I want to talk to you about the diamonds.

What about them?

They're beautiful diamonds,
the Leyton diamonds.

You know, they were always said to carry a
curse.

I think I'm talking to it.

Oh. You've come here to insult me.

I've come here to ask you where they are.

You tell me.

OK.

Let's try this.

Why did you set up the meeting in London?

Why not in Preston or somewhere up north?

I like London.

Give me a chance to do some shopping.

You know my father.

Do I?

Jack Slade?

He remembers you.

Oh, yes.

Jack Slade.

Hmm.

He was rather a naughty boy, wasn't he?

All that money.

Where are the diamonds?

I know they're not in the safe.

You were never gonna buy them.
You didn't even have the money!

Of course I didn't have the money!

What, you think I was gonna walk in there
with a million quid in my back pocket?

You've got nothing on me, Slade.

Nothing. No one has.

And if you haven't got the diamonds,
you can't keep me.

I'll be out of here by lunch, you'll see.

Twenty-five thousand pounds
was paid in two days ago.

Cash deposit.

Now, you took the diamonds, you kept one
or two back for yourself.

-Slade!
-Oi! Slade! Come back here!

Come back!

He got away.

Yeah, I noticed that too.

Why didn't you stop him?

My door was locked.

Here, Slade.

I need to make a phone call.

Why now?

Did you know my son came
to visit me this morning?

He's in trouble. I think I can
help him. I've worked it out.

I'm sorry, but you're not making yourself
clear.

Listen, Warden, I've been locked up now
for five years and one month.

And suddenly, it's all very bloody clear
to me.

Now, I need to speak to Geoff. It's urgent.

Telephones are available between six and
eight o'clock this evening.

You have an entitlement to a six-minute
call.

I'll need one minute.

But I'll need it now.

I'm sorry, but the rules are there for a
reason.

I'm sure it can wait.

Hi. Do you want one?

No, thanks.

We've got one hour, twelve
minutes to get back to the machine.

No, no. We're not going
back to the machine, not yet.

-What?
-I want you to do something for me.

I need you to make a phone call.

Who am I calling?

Grisham.

-Grisham?
-Mmm-hmm.

What am I going to say to her?

Gebeler said he'd be released by lunchtime.
We're going to help him on his way.

Grisham.

You want me to do what?

Yes.

Who is this?

I've decided to let you go, Mr. Gebeler.

What? Just like that?

Hmm. There's been a development.

You've lost the diamonds, have you?

Not that there ever were any diamonds,
as far as I'm concerned.

-What?
-One of your boys told me.

Who was that?

I think he said his name was Slade.

When was he here?

About an hour ago.

About eleven.

Eleven o'clock?

You're lying.

Why should I lie? He was here.

So he knew the diamonds had gone?

Of course he knew.

Without the diamonds,
we can't formally charge

you, Mr. Gebeler, but we
do know where to find you.

And when we do find the diamonds,
we'll be back.

All right, Frank.

Anything I can do to help, you only have
to ask.

Always a pleasure.

This way.

Here he goes.

One hour.

Just gonna have to be enough.

If I'm right about this, it won't be much
further.

Well, if it is any further, we're gonna
have to turn back.

We're only twenty minutes from the flat.

Well, he certainly can
afford a nice class of hotel.

Forty minutes.

-Good afternoon.
-Good afternoon, sir.

-I'm Leonard Gebeler.
-Gebeler.

The room's just over there
at the top. The tower room.

-Thank you.
-OK, thank you.

Police.

The man who came in just now -
what room's he staying in, please?

Mr. Gebeler? It's the tower
room. It's on the top floor up there.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Yeah, I can dream.

Well, it's sooner than I expected.

Yeah, you were right there.

There was no way to get on there.

Seven o'clock this evening.
I'll see you at the warehouse.

-Got it. Phew.
-Hope it was worth it.

Right.

Come on, let's go. Or
we're not gonna make it.

-Three minutes.
-We're nearly there.

It's Morris and Oldroyd.

You're on the run, remember?

They're coming to arrest you.

Is there another way in?

Yeah.

Even assuming we make
it, what about the diamonds?

We still don't know who took them.

Oh yes, we do.

-Eh?
-Danny.

Can you explain to me how
about three seconds ago, you ran

up those stairs and now you've
just come from down there?

-Uh…
-Don't bother.

Don't even try.

Oi!

Slade and Turner, where are they?

First floor.

Watch out for the floor!

It's OK, Oldroyd. She wasn't
gonna let me stay. I'm all yours.

Why'd you do it, Jeff?

You know, after what I've
been through with your dad.

Oh, maybe it's like what you said.

Like father, like son.

Four ten PM, Oldroyd interviewing
Jeff Slade. Grisham and Morris, present.

Right, where are they?

You can have a solicitor present.

Of course. Solicitor's not gonna help me.

Oh, for heaven's sake, why are you
trying to make this more unpleasant

than it already is?

Just tell us what you've
done with the diamonds.

I mean, in the long run, it
could stand in your favour.

Just for the record, Slade hasn't
admitted he took the diamonds.

I took them, Chief.

-What?
-I'm sorry.

It was stupid.

Just like my father all those years ago.

Maybe it's in the genes.

You're admitting you took them?

Well, why are you so surprised?

I thought you knew all along.

Well, where are they?

If I tell you, you'll take it into account?

Yes.

I don't know where they are, but I know
where they're going to be.

I can take you to them.

Where?

Seven o'clock tonight.

I'm supposed to be meeting someone.

Who?

If you take me there, I'll show you.

I'm sorry, I don't like this.

I think he's just playing games
with us, some sort of a trick.

Where, Slade? Where
is this meeting of yours?

Back at the warehouse,
where it all started.

All right. We'll take you there.

Kate, I know you know him a lot better
than I do, but I still don't like this.

I mean, if you want to go,
you go, but I'm staying here.

No, I'd prefer it if you came, Gareth.

You started this. I think you
should be there at the end.

-All right. If you say so.
-I do.

We'll all go together.

I told you, didn't I?

A complete waste of time.

Well, he never was a very good timekeeper.

Who are you talking about, Slade?

There's nobody.

Where's Jeff Slade?

Actually, this area is
prohibited to the general public.

-If you want to try general inquiry…
-Do you know where they've gone?

-Yes.
-You're taking me there.

-I'm not.
-Oh yes, you are.

Get in.

Wait a minute.

My name is Nicky Robson.

I am 23. I'm not married,
but I-I do have a girlfriend.

What are you telling me all this for?

It's the Stockholm guidelines about
hostage situations creating a rapport.

Standard procedure.

It's Gebler.

You and Gebler?

Yes, Morris.

Him and me working together.

Well what are you waiting for, Oldroyd?

Why don't you arrest him?

No, I can't do that. I
only just released him.

Has he got the diamonds?

He knows where they are.

I'll arrest him.

No.

No.

It was Oldroyd's investigation.

It's his arrest.

Your move… Gareth.

-We did it!
-Shut up!

What are you talking about?

It worked like a dream!

Shut up!

I've got the money!

Shut up, we're being watched!

What are you talking about, huh?

Have you got the diamonds?

-Give me the case!
-What are you doing?

Give me the case money!

-Seen enough?
-Give it to me!

I think you've made your point. Morris?

I hope you remembered the key.

Have you gone mad?

I've got the money.
I'm getting out of here.

Watch it! You're breaking the case!

Get out.

Oldroyd!

Jeff, you're on your own.

Grisham thought I might
appreciate it, and she was right.

Listen, you help me get away, there's
enough money there to set you up for life.

You must be joking.

All right, I'll do it on my own then.

You follow me, you're dead.

Dad?

Hello, Jack.

Kate.

Could have k*lled him.

No such luck, I'm afraid.

Get off!

It had to be Gebeler and
Oldroyd working together.

There was only one time
they could make the switch.

It was when we were all there at the
warehouse.

It was when Gebeler attacked one of
the g*ng. He shouted he'd been set up.

Classic misdirection.

For just a few seconds, everyone was
looking at Gebeler.

Oldroyd was holding the diamonds.

Now, it was important that we knew they
were real diamonds.

That's why he insisted on Holly being
there.

Once you'd authenticated them, he
wrapped them up in that blue velvet pouch.

With an identical pouch full of plastic
beads sitting in his pocket.

Simple as that.

It's the cold-bloodedness of it,
I can't believe.

Choosing you, knocking
you out, setting you

up when they'd done
exactly the same thing.

With my father?

Yeah.

I suppose that's why he chose me.

History repeating itself.

That's what he wanted everyone to think.

Smells good.

Have you got any fenugreek?

Fenu-what?

Fenugreek. It's a spice.

Don't you ever make anything?

I made this.

Ooh, that'll be him.

We should have done this at your place.

Three people, two plates.

Don't worry, you'll be fine.
Just keep that door shut.

-Hi.
-Hi.

Come in.

This is for you.

Oh, thank you. You shouldn't have.

I didn't.

Kate Grisham sent me a crate.

Just go straight through.

I hope you don't mind eating in the kitchen,
but we're painting the sitting rooms.

It's a terrible mess in there.

This is good.

You're a good cook.

Thank you.

Jeff.

Something's been bothering me.

Yeah?

About this Oldroyd business.

I can't get it out of my head.

What's that then?

You came to see me at nine o'clock in the
morning in jail, right?

Yeah.

Well, as I understand it, at nine o'clock
in the morning, you were lying unconscious

in some park after Oldroyd had knocked you
out.

-Ah.
-He wasn't really knocked out.

-No.
-We just pretended.

In order to trap Oldroyd.

Yeah.

We'd always suspected him after what
happened to you.

And we followed him to his hotel and saw
he had the diamond, so…

And the only reason we came
to you was because we wanted to

check that that was the way
he worked, that it really was him.

Fine.

That's what I thought.

Holly Turner.

You're not related to Frederick Turner,
by any chance, are you?

He's my father.

Really?

So… this was his flat,
where he lived and worked?

Yeah.

Well, that's interesting.

Cos you see, I found this book in the
prison library by him.

-It's all about time travel.
-Time travel?

That must have been the fiction section,
right, Dad?

I don't know.

I never read it.

Right.

I might though.