(suspenseful music)
(switch clicks)
(monkey whooshes)
(monkey chirping)
(fire crackling)
(cannon booms)
(monkey whooshing)
(expl*si*n booms)
(ominous music)
(heavy breathing)
The itsy bitsy spider
Went up the water spout
Down came the rain and
washed the spider out
(ominous music)
(waves splashing)
(static hissing)
Hello, world.
If things continue the way they are,
I know I'm about to die.
(static hissing)
We documented most of
this journey on our phone,
so I'm gonna place all of
our phones in this dry bag
and try to send it safely to shore.
(static hissing)
(seagulls squawking)
(door creaking)
Hey, Brittany.
(door bangs)
(seagulls squawking)
(Jerry laughing)
(ominous music)
(ominous music)
(woman coughing)
(door clicks)
(woman whimpering)
(woman screaming)
(knife slashing)
(woman screaming)
(knife thudding)
(woman gurgling)
(ominous music)
(wave splashing)
(seagulls squawking)
Why are we coming here?
To make sure that Uncle Jerry
hasn't burned the place down.
Okay.
[Reporter] Governor
Goodman has a two digit lead
in most counties.
- Daddy.
- Over Senator Niles.
The senator has received backlash
for his alleged involvement
with organized crime.
I didn't know you'd be here.
Good to see you.
How are you?
- Amazing.
I got an internship at the Holy Seat.
Can you believe I'll be
studying abroad in Rome?
Oh, I'm so proud of my little girl.
[Elizabeth] Thank you.
Hey, Mom and I gotta speak.
- Okay.
- Maybe go see Grandma
and Uncle Jerry.
- Sure.
Laura.
Lawrence.
You look good.
You, you really do.
I'm sure it's not the first you've heard
of her internship at the
Foreign Service Office.
Of course it's not.
Who do you think got her the job?
Cheers.
Oh, okay, whatever.
Brush up.
Expecting company.
Huh, who?
Who?
(group chattering)
Okay, we're going on in 15, 15.
- 15 minutes.
- 15 seconds.
Senator Niles, as you're well aware,
w*r in Ukraine is imminent.
The Russians are massively
producing their 1090 tanks.
DRL systems in my district
is currently producing
anti-tank weapons, specifically designed
to counter the Russian T90.
And in order to provide our
Ukrainian allies with weapons,
we'll need roughly 20 billion
from the ways and means committee.
Can I count on your support, Senator?
This screams of ethics violations.
There's no chance my wife or myself
will serve on this advisor board.
The IPO will be issued by
Samari Brothers, New York.
- What's going on?
- Congratulations, Jerry.
You've just been appointed
to another advisory board.
Oh, is this another energy one?
Government defense.
Oh, do I get to blow some sh*t up?
(traffic humming)
(car horn honks)
It's Gwen.
Am I at the right place?
- Where are you?
- 1220 Sycamore Drive.
- That's the place.
- Who exactly are they?
[Man] They're friends of my parents.
Don't worry about it.
Okay.
Okay, and this is just
a photo sh**t, right?
Nothing risky?
[Man] He's gonna want
a girlfriend experience.
Just do your job.
Okay, I'll do it.
- Gwen Summers?
- Yes.
Follow me.
(group chattering)
(upbeat jazz music)
Hello, this is Eva Hart coming at you
with live election coverage.
Today I am joined by
Senator Lee Cushing-Price.
Oh, hey Pablo, right?
No ma'am, it's James.
Oh, what about in the closet?
You were in the closet.
No, I have a wife and two kids.
No, no, I mean, you were
on the yacht in the closet.
No, you must got the wrong person.
Would you like something to drink?
(speaks in Spanish) Is Pablo Garcia.
No.
(Tom retching)
(Tom retching)
(water splashing)
(Tom retching)
Tom.
You're drunk again.
[Tom] Goddammit, Judy, you don't own me.
Are you dense?
Don't you understand?
You don't own me.
(retching) Go do your
f*cking senator sh*t.
I love you, Tom, but
I can't do this anymore.
(group cheering)
[Eva] Well, Senator, that,
that's quite a bold statement.
Due to polling we've actually
seen Governor Goodman
has over 80% of the
vote in Broward County.
Well, that's Broward County.
The Senator has enough voters
in other counties throughout the state,
particularly all your elite counties.
Hey guys, how you doing?
Do you guys remember?
I'm Stacey from Stacey's Bar and Grill.
You guys come in all the time.
(Casey laughs)
(Melissa laughs)
(door clicks)
(Tom coughing)
Watch it buddy.
(Tom coughing)
(group chattering)
[Eva] This just in Robert
Jackson is headed to the podium
for a formal announcement.
Senator Niles has just gotten
off the phone with Governor Goodman.
The governor has conceded the election.
Together we have reelected.
Senator Niles to his
fifth consecutive term
in the United States Senate.
Without further delay,
I'd like to introduce Senator
Larry Leroy Niles III.
(triumphant music)
(group chattering)
Thank you so much.
I could not and now together
we'll be the most awesome state
in the entire world.
(Tom coughing)
Tom, hell, man.
Come on, let's get up.
- Need your help.
- Ah, it's nothing.
(Tom coughing)
(Tom grunts)
(horn honks)
(triumphant music)
I didn't even catch your name.
(door clicks)
(waves splashing)
(ominous music)
(door creaking)
(woman whimpering)
(woman whimpering)
(woman whimpering)
(knife thuds)
(waves splashing)
(seagulls squawking)
Check out those chicks over there.
(seagulls squawking)
(ominous music)
(group chattering)
Oh, thank you.
Drink up, you're gonna need it.
Why is that?
Evidence of the Trust Fund
Misfits just was ashore.
We're assigned the case,
and Manfreddi is already
setting up barriers.
- Go figure.
- Huh?
Hmm.
What is in this?
- Half and half.
- Half and half of what?
- Coffee and vodka.
- Hair of the dog.
- You bet.
- Hey.
- Stefan.
Wow.
[Tom] Looking like a million bucks.
I appreciate it.
Now, oh wait, let me guess.
Half and half.
Half and half it is.
(Stefan laughs)
How are things going uptown?
Well, let's see more
money, more responsibility,
and a hundred percent more bullshit.
Oh, yeah.
But what's happening with you guys?
- My divorce is now final.
- Is is that a good thing?
- Yes, it is.
- How great.
Tom, what's happening?
You know, was six months,
brother, and I'm retired.
Wow, well, listen, if
anybody deserves a 80% pension,
it's her.
- Yes.
No, I'm kidding.
It's definitely you, it's definitely you.
I keep saying that to myself.
Well, you know, if you
keep saying it to yourself,
maybe even you'll believe it, all right?
I'm, I'm joking.
Absolutely.
Well look guys, it was great
running into you today.
If you guys need any, any
assistance, you got my numbers,
please call me.
We'll keep that in mind.
- Good seeing you.
- Good man.
Good man.
- Absolutely.
(sighs) What is it you wanted me to see?
Just click on the files and it'll open.
Half and a half.
Negative.
This time's more traditional.
Hair of the dog.
Not quite.
Little more organic.
Thanks, have a seat.
Thanks, but I prefer to stand.
Tried calling and texting you no reply.
Oh yeah, I turned off
my phone this morning
'cause Judy was blowing it up.
Where do we start?
Yeah, these things go back to 2013.
(nose sniffing)
[Andrew] What's up guys?
It's Drew. (Sniffling)
I shot this video with my drone
a few years back while vacation
in the Alps on winter break.
(Andrew sniffles)
That mountain is 100% snow. (Sniffling)
Do you have any idea the
street value of that mountain?
(sniffling) It must be astronomical.
(sniffling) If I ever get around
to post of this on YouTube,
remember to smash that
like button and subscribe.
Peace out bros and h*.
What up?
Yeah, yeah, shout it.
Holy sh*t, you scared
the crap out of me.
Whatcha doing?
- Oh.
Why do you always have
a beer in your hand?
Why do I always have a beer in my hand?
Why do you always have a
c*ck in yours, Charlotte?
- You're an as*h*le.
- f*ck off.
It is a joke.
Relax.
What's this guy filming for?
I got a great idea for a docu series.
I want you guys to film
everything about this trip.
Not again.
- You serious?
- Yeah, I'm serious.
All right, what's it about?
Tell me.
It's about the Bermuda Triangle.
And our trip to it when we solved it.
It's not for two weeks.
Yeah, but you gotta build up to it.
Oh my God.
Are you gonna help me pack
some sh*t for it or what?
No, you're the big strong
guy, that's your job.
Yeah, you do it.
Come on, I've got everything good to go.
Are you sure you packed the light?
Well, yeah, I did pack the light.
It's good to go.
So where's your girlfriend anyway?
Yeah, where is she?
She's gonna meet us at
the boat in two weeks.
- Two weeks?
- Yeah, this girl
I haven't met.
What has it been eight months?
You're not exactly the easiest family
to bring people around to.
Ah, come on.
Sounds like another gold
digger after daddy's money.
No, he's the gold digger.
[Luke] This one's different I promise.
I'm sweating my ba*ls off.
- Yeah, it is hot.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I could use a drink too.
- Yeah.
- All right, come on.
- Good idea.
I have two bundles.
Let's blow rails and get f*cked up.
(static hissing)
Oh, ra, ra, ra, cha, cha,
ra, ra, ra, cha, cha.
Looky here, what do we have here, baby?
Hello, Charlotte.
Hello, Drew.
- Hello, beautiful.
- Can you get me a water?
[Andrew] Of course, I
can do that for my baby.
Oh!
Drew, seriously.
I am not in the mood.
[Luke] Now what you
see here is the perfect
illustration of a worm hole.
According to brilliant
minds such as Einstein
and Nietzsche, this may very
well be the light tunnel people
envision while having a
near death experience.
Wormholes would support
Einstein's theory that the past,
present, and future exist as one.
As he once stated,
regarding his theory of relativity.
The past, present, and
future were only illusions
even if stubborn ones.
Therefore, after death,
humans enter these wormholes
to reset their life cycles,
which would support Nietzsche
doctrine eternal recurrence,
which state the time is nothing
more than a flat circle,
which adds an absurdity to life.
As life is nothing more
than an endless repetition.
Now, how else can one find
these inter dimensional portals?
Many oculistics such as
Aleister Crowley, believe
that these wormholes are
accessible via Stargates,
located at the Sphinx, Stone
Hedge and the Bermuda Triangle.
Therefore, I will travel
to all these locations,
searching for clues to
finding these Stargates.
Please remember to like
this video and subscribe
to Luke's Wanderlust.
An my current 73 subscribers,
leave a comment below
in order to potentially
win a raffle prize.
[Andrew] (laughs) Hey, what's the prize?
You're f*cking blow up doll.
(static hissing)
Promise me, you're never
going to show this to anyone.
Right?
[Andrew] Of course scout's honor.
I mean it.
My father will pay someone
to find and k*ll you.
[Andrew] Ease up baby, do the deed.
I mean it, this better
not end up on any websites.
You promise.
You promise.
- I promise.
Ease up, come on.
No more foreplay.
Are you sure?
(phone ringing)
Somebody explain to me
why we're taking the boat
to the marina when we could be taking.
It's 9:00 AM.
You can still get a DUI in a boat.
[Paul] Joe Manfreddi has me covered.
Big Jeff is in.
[Tom] Who is that, who is that?
I know that.
- Oh my God.
I think it's that famous minister on TV.
Oh sh*t.
Hey, dip sh*t, think fast.
Nice catch.
Hey as*h*le, maybe next
time wait till I'm ready
before you just chuck it at me.
Ah!
[Jeff and Andrew] Bros and
h*s, b*tches and b*tches.
- I just can't do it.
- So ready.
(static hissing)
Kristy tagged on a post on social media
telling everyone in Broward
County that I have herpes.
(static hissing)
I'll snap this nook with my c*ck. (Laughs)
(Eric chuckles)
(camera snaps)
Hey ladies, I'm clean.
See for yourselves.
Sick.
Please tell me you did not just do
what I think you just did.
- Maybe.
- Bro, you seriously
posted a picture of your
c*ck on the internet?
I did. (Laughs)
Ew, that's gross.
Son of a b*tch!
What now?
Ah, I'm already locked out
for violating community standards.
(phone ringing)
Well, at least the
algorithm's still doing its job.
You know what?
I can make this good.
[Luke] Where you going?
I need to find Kristen.
[Charlotte] That's what
you get for being a creep.
[Jeff] f*ck off.
(static hissing)
(wind blowing)
(seagulls squawking)
Just want to do,
document this amazing trip
with an amazing girl.
Thanks, babe.
Luke, what?
You shouldn't have.
Yes, yes, of course, I'll marry you.
This is definitely going on social media.
I'm posting it right now.
(group chattering)
Hmm, I didn't know they were engaged.
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna zoom.
Let me zoom in.
Look at the size of the ring.
Damn, probably cost more than my house.
(group chattering)
- Hey Charlotte.
- What?
Wanna see a magic trick?
[Charlotte] What do you want?
Wanna your magic trick? (Laughs)
Hold on.
[Charlotte] Freaking magic trick.
Abracadabra.
[Charlotte] Oh, Drew.
Suck my D's.
You f*cking love me.
[Juliette] That's a
different kind of magic trick.
[Tom] Yeah, it's the tiniest
magic trick I've ever seen.
(Juliette chuckles)
[Steven] I can't help you.
You don't even know why I'm here.
Well, since I know the
case you just got assigned,
I'm going to reiterate what I just said
and say I can't help you.
Please go.
Come on.
What do you got on the Glass Rose k*ller?
Oh, this is from the only eyewitness,
a blue face jack-o-latern.
Personally, I think Halloween
is a little early this year.
Good luck.
- Been 20 years already.
20 years, I remember a young rookie cop
broke his back in three places.
He was still on his probationary period.
Delaney, I did not come into work
to get a guilt trip laid on me.
Lieutenant at the time was now a captain
wanted to put him out to pasture.
But I was his a union rep,
and I fought g*dd*mn hard to keep him.
Why don't you guys just go.
- Fine.
- Fryehoffer.
- What's that?
- Emily Fryehoffer.
It's not much to go on, but it's a start.
Now just leave, okay?
I'll take it.
(traffic humming)
Hey, Myers, found an old statement
for Emily Fryehoffer, Charlotte sister,
one of the trust fund misfits.
Manfreddi took it.
Hey, where are you and Drew?
You guys were supposed to
meet me like an hour ago.
[Charlotte] We overslept.
What do you mean you overslept?
We're supposed to be on the yacht today.
[Charlotte] There's
cute little coffee shop
down the street.
You'll love it.
Okay, I'll meet you at Bennett's.
We'll have breakfast
and then we'll go to the yacht together.
[Charlotte] Aim for noon.
We'll have brunch on the yacht.
We'll have brunch on the yacht.
Sounds good.
See you then.
Bye.
Thank you.
[Charlotte] Hey, it's Charlotte.
Leave a message.
(phone beeps)
Is she serious right now?
(birds chirping)
(horn honks)
(horn honks)
Excuse me.
Where is the Sea Venture?
Sea Venture left about two hours ago.
[Emily] sh*t.
According to the
statement, Emily was supposed
to be on the boat, but she never made it.
Her sister Charlotte
must have blown her off.
We should talk to Emily.
I don't think that's gonna happen.
Emily went missing shortly
after Charlotte in August of 2019.
Delaney, Myers, my office now.
[Tom] Yeah, I'll be here in a sec, cap.
No, I didn't ask.
I'm telling.
Come on.
(hand tapping)
So glad you guys could
come in here and join me.
So I'm hearing rumors
that you guys are trying
to open up the Glass
Rose k*ller case again.
[Juliette] That's correct, sir.
We believe there's connection
between the Glass Rose k*ller
and the Trust Fund Misfits.
Got a better idea, captain.
Wanna just kind of shove it under the rug.
Well, here, we're used to that.
We got this evidence here.
If you wanna take a look
at it, it's in the folder.
It's from some bummed
drunk, dead guy that died,
I guess from some circumstance.
I don't know.
See how you come along with it?
Yeah, it's a start.
- Mm.
- Same old, arrogant Delaney,
I see.
You know, you're the exact epitome
of why I don't like a union.
You know what, cap?
I may be an alcoholic.
You got that right.
But at least I care about
the people in this town.
Unlike some people in this office.
(laughs) I tell you what,
both of you get your
asses outta my office.
You're dismissed.
Get out.
- It's a lot of stuff.
- Yeah.
It's gonna be like looking for a needle
in a stack of needles.
Agreed.
(phone ringing)
Oh goddammit.
AG's calling you directly
for the 20th time today.
Should probably answer.
Yeah.
All right, what I do this time?
I miss a birthday, Bar
Mitzvah, Brisk, what is it?
Quit dodging my phone calls, Tom.
Don't mess with me, Tom.
Turn on your damn TV.
This is Stacey Araujo reporting live
from Orgenled State Beach,
where a local man has
recently discovered a marine
dry bag that may lead
to solving a cold case.
Mr. Henderson, please tell
us more about your discovery.
So yeah, I was playing
football with my friends
and the ball went into the surf
and that's when I stumbled across the bag.
And to whom does the bag belong?
Well, I immediately knew
when I stumbled across it
that it somehow was connected
to the Trust Fund Misfits.
There was a inscription on
it that said Sea Venture,
which happens to be
their last known vessel.
From what I understand, attorneys
who represent the Post family
of Post Energy have already
reached out regarding a reward.
They did say I'd be receiving
an undisclosed amount of money.
Any ideas on how
you'll spend that money?
[Crowd Member] Hookers and cocaine.
(group laughing)
Not quite.
I do have some bills I need to pay off,
maybe after that purchase a
food truck or a boat charter.
Do you have any theories
regarding the disappearance
of the Trust Fund Misfits?
You know, over the years we've heard
some pretty wild stuff.
[Stacey] Such as?
You know, the typical sea monsters,
aliens, and crazy storm out at sea.
But you know, maybe
even some foul play too.
Foul play?
Yeah, a woman I know insists
that they were m*rder*d
by the Niles family, but Judy
Benson is protecting them.
I guess you just never really know
with a creeper like Jerry.
Sounds intriguing.
This is Stacey Araujo signing off.
Yeah, yeah, saw enough.
I mean it, Tom, nip
this in the bud right now.
We cannot afford any freelance detectives,
especially ones from Orgenled.
Hey, you know what?
I got another call coming in.
I'll call you later.
Don't you hang up on me.
Tom.
(traffic humming)
(car horn honking)
Had to be interviews.
(brooding music)
Ms. Jasper, please tell
us about your relationship
with Melissa Dawson.
She was my best friend.
We were basically like sisters
and we loved each other.
We were best friends since
day one of kindergarten.
And what were your goals?
We wanted to do the
whole domestic thing.
House full of cats and box
wine in the refrigerator.
And how did that work out?
[Casey] Well, it was us.
(audience cheering)
During these times of
uncertainty for the price
of just 8.99 plus shipping and handling,
you too can find Jesus.
And learn the ways of the Lord.
Hallelujah, hallelujah.
He has risen.
(rock music)
[Andrew] That's some good stuff.
Oh, oh, go get that, go
get that, go get that.
Go get that, bread.
Ah.
Oh, come give Dad a kiss,
come give Dad a kiss.
Right, right, right.
Get that, get that.
Get that, go get that.
Now give Daddy a kiss,
now give Daddy a kiss.
Now go kiss your friend,
go kiss your friend.
Go kiss your beautiful friend.
Kiss your beautiful friend.
Yeah, go back to the party.
You know, you're such a nice guy.
You should be a nice girl.
[Andrew] Yeah, not a filthy girl
like yourself, you wh*res.
f*ck you, you f*cking as*h*le.
- Piece of sh*t.
- Oh, yeah.
Such a piece of sh*t.
Take that back.
(keyboard clacking)
(static hissing)
Hey guys, it's Melissa.
We're out here in the Bermuda Triangle.
Leave all of your theories
in the comment section below
and don't forget to like and subscribe.
(lips smack)
Where do I know her from?
Myers I know her.
Where do I know her from?
Melissa Dawson, no priors.
Age of disappearance 25.
[Tom] Anything else?
In May of 2019, she
filed a protective order
against Jerry Niles brother,
US Senator Larry Niles.
Oh, Jesus, don't tell
me the Niles family's
involved in this.
It certainly appears that way.
It's a joke, right?
It's a joke.
No joke, Tom.
Take a look for yourself.
Goddammit, Myers.
I'm like this close to retiring,
I don't need this sh*t.
Huh, it appears Jerry Niles
filed a police complaint
against a Casey Jasper
during the same time frame.
What?
as*ault and battery
with a dangerous weapon.
Taser.
No charges were filed in
exchange for Jerry's breaking
and entering charges being dropped.
Go figure.
Dropping the charges on an Niles.
Well, let's go see Casey.
Yeah, let's.
(lawnmower whirring)
(child laughing)
Excuse me Casey Jasper.
- Yes.
- Detective Delaney and Myers.
What's this regarding?
The disappearance of your
roommate, Melissa Dawson.
Did you find her?
Is she okay?
I'm not really sure.
Some evidence washed up on shore.
We're investigating it now.
[Casey] Well, what kind of evidence?
That's on a need to know basis.
Before she disappeared,
did you notice anything
outta the ordinary?
Anything strange?
No, no, I didn't.
[Melissa] What's the
deal with you and Joe?
You know, looks wise, solid nine,
but he farts a lot and talks too much.
[Melissa] Which decreases
him down a degree.
[Casey] However he cooks, he cleans and.
[Melissa] And and what?
[Casey] He licks a*s.
Whoa, ladies, ladies,
ladies, can I help you?
No, we're good.
Thanks.
- This is a private marina.
I need to ask you both to leave.
I'm here to see my boyfriend Luke Post.
Melissa Dawson.
Oh my mistake.
Can I take your bags?
[Melissa] Uh, what's your name?
I'm the Dock Master Frank Silva.
[Casey] House full
of cats and boxed wine.
You bet.
(child laughs)
[Juliette] Okay,
thank you for your time.
Thank you.
- We'll be in touch.
- Sounds good.
Do you think that's all she knows?
I don't think that's the half of it.
(traffic humming)
(horns honks)
Did you handle my problem?
Which one in general are
you talking about, Judy?
- Tom.
- All right, I'm on it.
Nip this in the bud now, Tom.
I need a little more time.
I got a lead.
Go on, I'm listening.
Got enough information
on a potential suspect
to get a warrant.
Okay, then do it.
Yeah, Judy, here's the rub.
It's, it's Jerry Niles.
(Judy sighs)
Tom, are you nuts?
You might as well name President
Carter as your primary.
I really need you to
trust me on this, Judy.
I need your backing.
I can help but be prepared
to fly into a hornet's nest.
I'll bring repellent.
(waves splashing)
(seagulls squawking)
You're not going any further
until I see that warrant.
- Really, Bob?
- Really?
You know, detectives, you're only here
because I am allowing you
to be here as a favor, your
ex-wife so don't test me.
You'll know when I'm testing you, Bob.
Well, it looks like
you guys have two hours
starting 35 minutes ago.
No outbuildings, no vehicles.
Hey, let me ask you a question.
Niles let you off your
leash so you can run
around free crapping
the yard, sniffing a*s.
Skip an AA meeting to be here, Tom.
Keep it professional or
I'll have your badges.
Got my badge, touch my pension.
(door clicks)
Detective Delaney, it's been a while.
Yeah, I see you dressed up for us.
Expecting us, huh, Jerry?
When you own the Sunshine
State, everybody's expected.
[Juliette] When did you
begin drinking this morning?
That's rude.
And I plead the fifth.
Wait a minute, you're not
here to party with me.
I've got this beautiful whiskey and piano.
I can play Beethoven or Wagner.
I mean, I don't do what
these new kids do and party,
new style, I party classic-al.
Classical, classical music.
It's a f*cking joke.
Pull the stick out of your asses.
Do you want me to play or not?
That won't be necessary.
Goddammit.
Jerry, we're here
about the disappearance
of Melissa Dawson.
You know her whereabouts?
No.
But you know who she is, right?
She had a restraining order against you.
Mm, it wasn't actionable.
Our database says otherwise.
Your database is poop.
I read the report.
You didn't give a statement.
Let her do all the talking.
[Juliette] All she
said was that you helped
her pay a few bills and
then became possessive.
That's why your paperwork is bullshit.
Eventually the truth is gonna come out
and all we have is the truth.
Isn't that right, detective.
I mean you more than anybody
should remember that.
Just go on, Jerry.
Okay, but I'm gonna need some alcohol.
It's my truth serum.
Oh sh**t, but then anything
I say will be inadmissible
because I'm under the influence
and under Florida state law,
it's all thrown out.
Isn't that right, judge?
That is correct.
Oh, I love him.
He's so stern.
I bet you do.
However, a young woman you stalked
and harassed has been missing
now for several years.
I said don't test me.
Final warning.
All I know is she was an opportunist
trying to crawl up my a*s.
Do your best.
I'm just gonna be here with
my Viski and Wagner b*tches.
Excuse me.
(brooding piano music)
Everything was fine.
Bob was with me the entire time.
Good.
We cannot have any side distractions.
Especially with the new
opportunity at DRL Systems.
Correct.
And I look forward to
serving on their board.
Okay, on that note,
their chairman will be in
contact with you shortly.
Uh, Larry.
Yes.
There's one minor issue
we have to deal with.
How minor?
(group chattering)
(coffee splashing)
Does Tom know about this?
No, he doesn't.
You know, if this is what I think it is,
the Niles family's gonna come at you
with everything they got.
You ready for that?
I can handle any fallout.
Good.
'Cause when this sh*t goes down,
my name's Bennett and I ain't in it.
You don't know me.
Is that understood?
Understood.
Good.
(Juliette sighs)
(keyboard clacking)
(seagulls squawking)
[Melissa] So high fashion modeling, huh?
Yeah, Paris, New York City.
I've done it all.
- Wow.
- It's 'cause of my parents.
Do you have parents? (Laughs)
I mean, I guess, yeah,
they're not really in the picture anymore.
But wait, so it's a tough industry.
What did you like?
Who did you have to sleep with
to get to where you're at?
All right, I'll tell you,
I had to sleep with Paul.
(static hissing)
Look out, hot pizza
and clams coming through.
Eat up, monja.
Ugh.
What are you doing?
I thought those clams were
like little rocky things.
Rocky things.
Clams on a pizza, there's no shell.
They look like boogers.
Luke, why are you eating that?
Ah, I guess you're gonna be
eating boogers tonight then.
All right.
- You're an as*h*le.
Unbelievable.
(static hissing)
Hey, what do you guys say we start talking
about some triangle theories.
Now's a good time.
Well, my personal theory
is that it's gas bubbles.
I'm serious, they did a
thing about it in Norway.
- Gas bubbles?
- Yeah.
[Andrew] Bullshit.
Sea creature from lost city of Atlantis.
Ah, Atlantis, bro.
You've been to AC too many times, man.
[Andrew] Well, the
aliens are another theory.
Yeah.
Well, aliens, I mean, I don't know, man.
[Andrew] Pirates, pirates, pirates.
All right, pirates, possibly man.
I can see that happening.
You think pirates causing
magnets to not work?
- Ah come on.
- Come on.
Keep your nerdy stuff
to yourself, buddy.
[Andrew] You know what?
I think Shakespeare had it
right with the sea monsters.
Shakespeare, that fat
guy from 600 years ago.
What do you have to do with that?
[Andrew] Read "The Tempest".
Read "The Tempest", bro.
"The Tempest", yeah, I'm
gonna put that on my short,
short list of things to do.
It is an Einstein Rosen Bridge,
also known as a wormhole
through another space time continuum.
Okay, yeah, Einstein short list.
Einstein, yeah.
No, here I can prove it to you.
What, what the f*ck are you doing?
No, I'm, I'm gonna draw, bro.
[Paul] I need to have
a drink here buddy.
I need to have a drink tonight.
Here you go have some of that.
You know, you don't,
you don't want me to
explain this on that?
(Paul laughs)
No, trust me.
I know what I'm talking about.
So I've drawn the past,
present and future, right?
So yeah.
- I see that.
Yeah, just, just humor
me for a minute, okay?
And let's just pretend
that you guys actually
understand that space
and time are the same thing, right?
So I'm sure you understand,
if you've seen a movie, you
know how wormholes work, right?
[Andrew] Now of that makes sense.
They, they bend space, right?
But space and time are
the same thing, right?
So, but people forget it's
three dimensions, right?
With three dimensions, not one.
So then you put them all
together, you get three holes.
All interconnected that allows the past,
the present and the future to
all exist at the same time.
That's why it's a triangle.
[Andrew] It's a f*cking napkin.
No it's not.
It's a white hole connected to
What's a capital Thailand?
Bangkok.
[Andrew] Oh.
Why are you not wearing any pants?
[Andrew] Oh, what the f*ck, Jeff.
Yeah, good question.
(group chattering)
Hell yeah, man, I was born ready.
[Andrew] What the f*ck is this?
What the hell is this thing?
This, this, this, this
isn't a f*cking triangle.
Someone, did you draw Jeff's d*ck.
Look it's your f*cking d*ck.
Hey, play the club scramble, bro.
You into club scramble?
Oh yeah man, I was born ready.
Now you are playing golf?
Oh, get back, Charlotte.
Go back from where you came from.
[Andrew] Yeah, you didn't have
Who needs clubs when you're
as endowed as big Jeff.
I'll hit the freaking ball with my c*ck.
[Andrew] Oh, f*ck yeah, f*ck yeah.
- Four.
- Whoa!
- Woo!
- Yeah.
[Andrew] What's on your mind bro?
Better be good.
All right, so the Bermuda Triangle.
I believe in the vicinity there
is an Einstein Rosen Bridge
warping space time.
So it can all be experienced all at once.
And if this is true, the
possibilities are simply endless.
Time travel, multi-dimensional travel.
It might not just be
science fiction anymore.
If it's harness able,
it could push humanity
forward by a millennia.
If I am right about
this, which I usually am,
I could win a Nobel Prize.
But I digress.
We don't know much about the
triangle, but we do know this.
Everyone has a past, present,
and future inside of the Bermuda Triangle.
And cut.
That's so stupid.
No it's not.
It's a great hook to a docuseries.
Does doing this make you feel cool?
Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte.
I've never once claimed to
be cool, but I am smart.
Is the post ego hereditary?
I think it's more of a
nurture than nature thing.
You're ridiculous.
Whatever.
We got it.
We're done here.
[Andrew] Didn't he just
draw that on a napkin?
(static hissing)
(bed creaking)
(Melissa moaning)
Hey, looks like you're doing it wrong.
What the f*ck?
[Andrew] Hey, you said film everything.
Not that obviously.
Get out.
- Relax bro.
Get therapy!
f*ck!
[Andrew] Paul, Luke, get down here.
Someone get down here.
Oh my God, oh my God.
k*ller whales are attacking the boat.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Oh, my God, oh my God.
I ain't hot, I ain't hot, I ain't hot,
I ain't hot, I ain't hot.
Oh my God, that's too close, oh my God.
Paul, Luke get down here!
k*ller whales are attacking the boat!
Oh, I'm never f*cking doing coke again.
(static hissing)
Who am I?
I'm Melissa.
Oh, with the big boobs.
(static hissing)
Oh.
- Get back, get back.
Bro, get the camera outta my face.
[Andrew] Yo, what the hell happened?
One of those chicks scratched you.
Yeah, take a guess who.
Melissa.
[Andrew] Yeah, I just heard that her
and Charlotte got into a fight.
I'm gonna go talk to Charlotte.
Listen, man, you do what you want but.
[Andrew] Yeah, that girl's poison.
I'm gonna go take care
of it right now, okay?
I'll be back.
Yeah, well, hey, before you go.
Yeah, what's up?
Dude, have you noticed there's
anything strange going on
here since we got in the triangle?
[Andrew] Not really.
Other than two crazy b*tches fighting
and scratching my brother.
Dude, you gotta wake up man.
Take a look at the time, man.
That sun just said three hours ago.
[Andrew] Okay?
(group chattering)
Bingo.
(traffic humming)
Hey, what the hell are
you doing on my property?
Cut the crap, Casey.
Tell me everything you know about Melissa.
Or should I say Alice?
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
Please leave.
You know I have enough
to book you right now
for harboring a fugitive.
Your friend is missing
because of Jerry Niles.
Now I'm gonna need your full cooperation
if we have any chance
of taking this guy down.
Melissa, she, she went by a few aliases
and she conned older men for money.
Go on all.
All right, she was an escort.
She had a tendency to blackmail
her more prominent clients.
[Juliette] Anyone in particular?
Jerry Niles.
So therefore Jerry Niles was one
of the clients she blackmailed.
[Casey] Yeah, that's correct.
How much?
- 250.
- $250.
[Casey] 250,000.
- Hey Myers.
- Hey, what's up?
I went to that satellite website
you were telling me about.
- And?
- Take a look at this.
Looks like there's a building
on the Niles residence
that leads right into the canal.
Probably just an old
abandoned boathouse.
Yeah, but that old abandoned boathouse
is not in the public register.
Hmm, very interesting.
You know, we're not gonna get a warrant
on this if we need it.
Hmm, I may not need one.
All right, Mullen, you got for me?
All right, I went through everything.
That's the only stuff
that's worth consideration.
Says who?
Clean out your f*cking desk.
Where is that, f*ck is wrong with you?
Huh?
Where's the ring?
I asked you to bring me one thing.
One.
Where's is f*cking ring?
I don't f*cking know!
The only person that could f*cking know
is f*cking Manfreddi.
Manfreddi?
If he doesn't have it, he
knows where the f*ck it is.
Ah.
f*cking useless.
(Steven groaning)
(ominous music)
(Steven groans)
Casey, Casey, Casey
always the feisty one.
Somehow I knew it was her.
Blake.
Alive.
(door bangs)
(suspenseful music)
(ominous music)
(Casey screams)
(suspenseful music)
(group chattering)
Hey Tom, come look at this.
What do you got?
Casey Jasper's missing.
Why weren't we notified?
What do you think?
Manfreddi?
(sighs) It's gotta be Niles.
We gotta do something.
It's a tall order.
g*dd*mn Nile's family.
(traffic humming)
(horns honking)
- Good afternoon, Bob.
- Afternoon, Laura.
- Let's get to business.
- Let's.
Mrs. Niles, I presume.
Yes.
Good.
Mr. Morsky, it, it's a
pleasure to finally meet you.
- You look beautiful.
- Thank you, Mr. Morsky.
You have your mother's eyes.
[Laura] So I've heard.
[Constantine] And your daughter
Elizabeth has your looks.
Thank you Mr. Morsky.
You're too kind.
You may call me Constantine.
Your husband is real piece of work.
And your brother-in-law, he no good.
He hurt women, young, pretty women.
I'm aware.
Morsky family need your help.
What do you need?
You help us, we help you.
We are forever in debt
to your family, Mr. Morsky.
- Constantine.
- Sorry Constantine.
My apologies.
Good, you learn quick.
I like that.
Now defense company in
Indiana make missiles
they send to Ukraine army.
We need some of those
missiles to go directly
to Morsky family.
Sure that can be arranged.
Good, and my favor to you,
you, your husband and
beautiful daughter live.
Thank you Mr. Constantine.
That's very generous of you.
Happy you agree to our mutual terms.
[Weatherman] The
forecast, plenty of sunshine
through today with seasonal temperatures.
Hey, don't forget that Matt
and Kelly are gonna come
over for dinner this weekend.
Yeah, like we don't see 'em enough.
No, we don't see them enough
and that's why they're coming over.
So let's make it nice for 'em, okay?
There's just a few things I need you
to pick up from the store.
(phone ringing)
[Newscaster] The forecast
showers heavy at times
with occasional thunderstorm today.
And a high of 89 degrees.
Partial clearing tonight with a low of 74.
[Man] Same thing in 30 minutes.
[Weatherman] Not as
warm with a high of 77.
With winds out the west
at 42 miles per hour.
It's currently.
d*uche bag, man.
[Weatherman] The forecast
cloudy, windy today.
- So who is that?
- Work.
Definitely sounded like work.
Is everything okay?
Mm, everything's fantastic.
Are you sure?
I'm, I'm positive.
Thank you for caring so much.
Always.
(group chattering)
(static hissing)
(waves splashing)
Damn, this sh*t's for real, man.
[Luke] Oh, sh*t, we gotta f*cking help.
[Melissa] Paul, no!
(group chattering)
[Charlotte] Shut up,
Drew, shut up, Paul!
You're an as*h*le.
[Andrew] Shut up, Charlotte!
(Andrew yelling)
(waves splashing)
(group yelling)
Damn, that's a big storm.
I don't know how they could survive that.
I have never seen waves like that.
[Melissa] Charlotte.
[Charlotte] What is that blood?
Luke.
- What's wrong?
[Charlotte] Look, look at that.
[Luke] Which one of you is bleeding?
[Charlotte] Neither of us.
Open the door!
- What?
(group screaming)
Who are you?
Stay back, stay back!
Drew, Paul, where are you?
- What do you want?
- Somebody's here.
- The hell's going?
- Somebody's
[Andrew] Who the hell is he?
- Hey, no, no, no!
- Who the hell is he?
- Melissa, talk to him!
- Who are you?
[Andrew] Melissa, talk to him.
(Melissa speaks in Spanish)
[Andrew] Make yourself useful dammit!
- I am!
- Well, then talk to him.
[Melissa] I am. (Speaks in Spanish)
(speaking in Spanish) Is Pablo Garcia.
[Melissa] He's saying
his name is Pablo Garcia.
Where are you from?
[Andrew] I don't f*cking care.
Tase that f*cking guy!
Are you alone?
(child laughs)
Where the f*ck were you last night?
What are you doing?
What are you doing, man at my house?
Doing at your house?
I'll tell you what I'm
doing to your house.
Where's the f*cking ring, Joe?
Where is it?
You want this one?
It's all I got.
Look what you've done, man.
Who the hell is that?
What are you up to?
You're doing sh*t.
- No, no, no.
Not right now.
- You're supposed be
at the store.
- Not right now.
Picking up stuff for that.
Look at this, you got your stuff
just laying around the yard.
Joe, get back here.
(phone ringing)
(group chattering)
Detective Myers.
Yeah, Niles is a go.
(waves splashing)
Hello world.
If things continue the way they are
I know I'm about to die.
Mom, Dad, I love you.
I'm sorry I wasn't the
daughter you wanted me to be.
There is someone or
something on this boat.
I'm not sure what, but
it has either m*rder*d
or abducted my fiance, my
friends, everyone is gone.
We documented most of
this journey on our phone.
So I'm gonna place all of
our phones at this dry bag
and try to send it safely
to shore. (Panting)
So consider this my message in a bottle
and farewell to the world.
(door creaking)
(Melissa gasps)
(Melissa screaming)
(knife thudding)
(ominous music)
(traffic humming)
(horns honking)
(waves crashing)
- Hi girls.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Where have you
two been hiding.
- I don't know.
Here in the area.
- How about you, Casey?
- Same thing.
- All right, what can I get
you guys to drink?
- Um, cosmic c*ck.
- Okay.
- Seltzer.
- All right,
I'll be right back.
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
So have you met this guy before?
I have.
Then why am I just now evaluating?
Showing him off.
You're such a h*.
(Melissa laughs)
Wait so who are you're dating now?
Local businessman, pro athlete?
I need the details, please.
- Better.
- Here you go girl.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
[Stacey] Welcome.
Oh my God.
No way.
- Yes way.
Wait, he's like a billionaire.
Okay, I'll be right here if you need me.
And do me a favor,
don't miss him this time.
Miss?
Are you kidding me?
I'm not a rookie, but
wait, I do have a taser.
Hold on.
(waves splashing)
(Melissa gasps)
Are we dead?
We had abandoned ship.
And you guys are stuck in
this Toys "R" Us f*cking raft
while I'm fricking freezing my a*s off.
Well I'm freezing too.
- Paul.
- Who brings this
sh*t on a yacht?
- You did.
There's a weight limit on here.
There's nothing we can do.
I'm sitting right here.
You're talking to me.
[Luke] He didn't disappear.
He's right here.
- Where's the yacht, Paul?
- I don't know.
Luke, you fell into the ocean.
And Paul, you were missing a shoe.
No, what are you talking about?
- My shoe.
- Shut up, Melissa.
She's in shock, man.
No, you're all dead.
I saw my own eyes.
Where, where's Drew and the pirate?
Drew is dead.
What pirate are you talking about?
Dude, you gotta talk to her, man.
- One in the closet.
- It's ridiculous, dude.
Yes, there is.
There was.
- What is she talking about?
Dude, where the f*ck is Drew?
Coast guard is sending a helicopter.
[Luke] No, what are you talking about?
She's lost a lot of blood.
You know what?
You're an as*h*le.
[Luke] Your phone
doesn't even have power.
[Melissa] No, I saw you torn to pieces.
And I put all her phones into a dry bag.
[Paul] What do you mean he's gone?
What are you talking about?
- No I hear him.
- He didn't make, man.
(voice chattering)
[Melissa] Do you guys hear him?
He's outside.
- No.
(boat thuds)
(Melissa gasps)
[Melissa] God, what was that?
(tense music)
(water splashing)
f*ck.
Melissa baby, can you hear me?
Melissa, can you hear me?
(door clicks)
(door bangs)
(ominous music)
(suspenseful music)
(static crackling)
(classical music)
Mm, oh, this is a good brand.
(Melissa grunts)
I have someone I'd like you to meet.
Ave Maria
His name is Itsy Bitsy.
(Melissa grunting)
And he's just a fun little boy
that likes to.
Oh, you made him upset.
I'm gonna have to put him back.
(Melissa grunting)
(woman singing in foreign language)
(Jerry sniffing)
You smell good.
I kind of wish you didn't though.
Are you trying to say something?
(Melissa mumbling)
Hold on, hold on.
I'm, I'm a business man so I negotiate.
And so I can take that out
but you have to understand
that our conversation
has to be civil.
'Cause you can't scream
because it's pointless.
There's no one around to hear you.
And absolutely no one knows you're here.
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
- I'm fine.
- Okay.
(woman singing in foreign language)
I'm sorry, I'm a little jealous.
I'm, I'm a little jealous.
You're finally gonna learn the
greatest mysteries of life.
What happens beyond?
We don't know.
And I think that's a
great gift I'm giving you.
Like a, like a hunter who hunts his game
and you're just like my best trophy prize.
Can put your head on the
wall just like these guys.
But before I do that, I
could give you a little head.
Would you like me to
give you a little head?
Huh, little head?
Would you like me to?
Sorry, I can't.
It's a big head. (Laughing)
(woman singing in foreign language)
It's, it's f*cked up.
But I, I've had a little much to drink.
All right, are you ready to be fair?
[Melissa] Mm-hmm.
Are you ready to be fair with me?
[Melissa] Yes.
- Gonna be nice?
- Mm-hmm.
- Promise?
- Mm-hmm.
(woman singing in foreign language)
- Promise?
- I promise.
(woman singing in foreign language)
You're a r*pist and a m*rder*r
and I hope you rot in hell, you b*stard!
You're a wh*re and
you've done horrible things
all just for money.
But that's what low
class women do like you.
Oh f*ck you, Jerry!
- Hey!
- I'm too good for you anyway!
- f*ck with me!
- f*ck!
Don't f*ck with me!
I'm trying to be fair to you!
Jerry, just stop.
Get off of me.
You need to f*cking listen to me.
[Melissa] Okay.
Now what they say is, you
can have your last words,
but as soon as the cussing
and the bad words begin,
it's all over.
And you cursed at me.
And I like that rule so.
The itsy bitsy spider
Went up the water spout
Down came the rain
And washed the spider out
Out came the sun
Is the hood too much?
It's kind of gothic.
(lips smack)
(brooding music)
(phone dings)
(ominous music)
Casey, I'll get you out of here.
(Casey whimpering)
It's okay.
(suspenseful music)
(Casey screams)
(knife thudding)
(Casey screaming)
(dramatic music)
[Tom] Party's over, as*h*le.
Put it down.
Now!
Put it down.
(Tom groans)
(club thudding)
Hey Jerry, Halloween
ended five months ago.
(suspenseful music)
(g*n banging)
(Jerry screams)
(body thuds)
Happy St. Patrick's Day, m*therf*cker!
(ominous music)
(wormhole whooshing)
[Jerry] What happens beyond?
We don't know.
(expl*si*n booming)
(man screaming)
(man laughing)
(police radio clicks)
(brooding music)
(police radio chattering)
What have we got, what have
we got, what have we got?
He's gone.
sh*t.
He was passed as used
by date anyway, Joe.
And the senator?
We all work for Constantine.
It's what he wanted.
Oh, my dad said this day come.
(police radio chattering)
So is this supposed
to be the official end of la cost a nostra?
Well around here anyway, yeah.
(Joe sighs)
Listen, there's a little
bar up off of West Street.
It's just outside the precincts district.
Why don't we go get a drink
together, talk things over.
As long as you know
I'm not buying no drinks
for no hot shot attorney.
Okay.
It's all right, Joe.
Drinks are on me.
- You're all right.
- Come on.
(police radio chattering)
(seagulls squawking)
This better not be
another half and a half.
Straight black.
Just the way you like it.
Thank you.
Well thanks for having my back.
Likewise partner.
Does this ever get old to you?
Nah, keeps my mind young.
But it does a hell of a job on the body.
(laughs) That makes two of us.
Do we make a difference?
No.
I don't know.
You know, maybe that
psycho beat some sense
into me yesterday, but I'm doing okay.
I feel pretty good, Myers for
first time in a long time.
Yeah.
Have you been drinking, Delaney?
No, actually hang on.
24 hours without a drop.
(Juliette laughs)
You're a good man, Thomas Delaney.
And you're one hell of
a woman, Juliette Myers.
Proud to have you as my partner.
[Reporter] Thanks Tom.
In other news, Governor Goodman
is in Washington DC today.
The governor is being sworn in
as an interim United States senator
for the state of Florida.
The governor is filling the vacant seat
of the now deceased US
Senator Larry Leroy Niles III,
who was tragically k*lled
in a small plane crash
this past May while vacationing in Europe
with his wife Laura
and daughter Elizabeth.
Job done.
They all dead.
Even police captain,
wife, and pet monkey too.
(Constantine speaks in foreign language)
(seagulls squawking)
(waves splashing)
What's up baby?
Can you hear me?
(ominous music)
Do you guys remember me?
I'm Stacey from Stacey's Bar and Grill.
What can I get you guys to drink?
[Casey] House full of
cats and a box of wine.
You bet.
Yes, yes of course, I'll marry you.
This is definitely going on social media.
I'm posting it right now.
(suspenseful music)
[Luke] Time is relative,
past, present, and future.
The human soul is a very powerful thing.
As humans can transform their realities
by simply manifesting
their thoughts into things.
Ask yourself this.
Are you currently living
in your manifested version
of heaven or hell?
(waves splashing)
No matter the case,
we're all eventually lost
within the oceans and sands of time.
(suspenseful music)
(ominous music)
(seagulls squawking)
(heavy metal music)
Keeping my head above water
Just keeping my head above water
I look to the sky
Wondering why
Just keeping my head above water
(singer screams)
Keeping my head above water
Just keeping my head above water
I look to the sky
Wondering why
Just keeping my head
No
No
Burning
Burning
Burning
Burning
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