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02x03 - Putricia's Diary

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Drag Race España". Aired: 30 May 2021 – present.*
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It is the Spanish adaptation of the Drag Race franchise.

02x03 - Putricia's Diary

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Hello, hello, hello!

[Supremme] Previously
on Drag Race Spain

In today's maxi challenge,
you will be the stars

of a TV talent show.

Supremme Eleganza
Talent Extravaganza!

[Supremme] Ariel Rec.

You needed a little something
extra to reach the same level

as the other queens on the
runway.

[Supremme] Samantha Ballentines.

Your talent is delivering
one gag after another

and you gave us
a silent performance.

[Supremme] Sharonne.

You didn't need anything but
yourself,
a microphone, and your talent.

Condragulations, my dear.

-[Supremme] You are the winner.
-[Sharonne] Thank you.

Samantha Ballentines.

-[Supremme] Shantay, you stay.
-[Samantha] Oh!

[Supremme] Ariel Rec.

Sashay away.

Thank you for this opportunity.

My game is over. Bye.

Wow. I'm speechless!

Truly speechless.

-[Onyx] I'm stunned.
-[Samantha] Drag Race is k*lling
me.

Drag Race is k*lling me.

[Samantha] It was very tough.
Very epic.

The challenges are insane.

For sure.

I'm waiting for you
at the bottom of the ocean.

Ariel Rec and a heart.

-We love Ariel.
-Beautiful, Ariel.

[Samantha] The judges
have given me two chances.

I feel like they believe in me

and I have to push harder

and give them more of Samantha.

[Drag Sethlas] Do you know what
this reminds me of?

Vulcano's elimination

on season one.

Anyone can be eliminated
at any time.

Ariel Rec eliminated

on episode two.

I mean... I swear on
my grandmother's life

that I never would have thought
this was how today was going to
end.

If you have to LIP-SYNC,
what matters is the LIP-SYNC.

That's how I look at it.

That's what really
pisses me off because...

I'm saying this
in the nicest way possible.

You won the LIP-SYNC,

but, to me, you didn't
win this LIP-SYNC.

Ariel won it.
You did the same thing you did
last week.

That's what I saw too.
Ariel did something different.

Of course I did the same thing:

improvisation, humor,
putting on a show and being
Samantha.

Ariel did well,

but I couldn't take
my eyes off Samantha.

I preferred Ariel.

The judges thought you were
better.

That's why the judges are there
and I'm here.

You're also saying things...

"You did the same thing that
you did last week."

You would have also done
the same thing.

Be the comedy queen.
Make the judges laugh.

The only thing you know
how to do is fall flat on your
a*s.

No!

We can't forget that Sharonne
won this week's challenge.

-[Marina] Please.
-[Onyx] Let's congratulate her.

I don't know if that's Sharonne
because I don't know who
Sharonne is.

-[Jota] Sharonne.
-[Marina] The essence of
Sharonne.

Who's that?

I'm happy,

but there are many weeks ahead.

You can't be c*ck.

You have to focus
and put in the work.

[Drag Sethlas] Tomorrow's
another day,

so let's get out of this sh*t.

I'm all nasty.

Anything can happen
in this competition.

Bite my tongue.

This is a w*r.

We're gorgeous.

-[Onyx] Come on. You're a drag
queen.
-[Jota] Yes, darling.

You have to get your weapons
ready for battle again.

I don't give a sh*t about this
demon crap!

[Theme music plays]

[Supremme] The winner of
Drag Race Spain

will receive a year's supply
of products from Krash Kosmetics

and 30.000.

Tonight's judges are Ana
Locking,

Javier Calvo, and Javier
Ambrossi,

plus our special guest judge,
Eduardo Casanova.

Another day at
the Drag Race Spain petting zoo.

[Animal noises]

In a petting zoo,

I would be...

a swan.

I'd be a river otter.

I love doing this with my hands.

Hugging myself,
feeling things in the river.

Do you really think
we need to add to the circus
here?

-[Samantha] Shut up!
-[Venedita] You're animals.

What did you say to me?

She says things I don't
understand,

but Juri is so pretty, so I
forgive her.

-[Diamante] It's a new day.
-[Samantha] It's a new day,
b*tches.

Do you miss Ariel?

Yes.

Yeah. She's our favorite
detergent.

How will we wash
our dirty clothes without Ariel?

-Well, I'm sad.
-Yeah.

Ariel is gone.
I didn't think she was a
l*sbian,

but it turns out I'm a little
les-bi.

Ariel's gone. She was so cute.

-We finally fit around the
table.
-We finally fit.

And we're going to get
more comfortable as time goes
on.

Life goes on without Ariel
because life always goes on.

This is the reality, ladies.
Tomorrow, one of you will be
gone.

You have to accept that.

-[Jota] What about you, b*tch?
-[Samantha] Or you.

You're very confident.
You're very confident.

Hello, hello, hello!

Ah, crazy!

Supremme calling

-How are you?
-Amazing.

-Good morning.
-Hey.

Queens,

for today's mini challenge,

I want big smiles and flawless
makeup.

For the first part,
all you need to do is to
remember

that the winner
of Drag Race Spain will receive

a year's supply of cosmetics

from Krash Kosmetics.

A crown and scepter.

-I love you!
-I love you!

And 30.000.

Let's go!

That's good money.

As for the second part,
the flawless makeup...

[Supremme] Starting now,

-[Supremme] you have five
minutes
-[Estrella] What? How?

... to put on your best face.

And don't forget
to put on these lovely hats over
here.

So flattering.

Five minutes? Supremme, darling,

it's obvious you're not in our
shoes.

Put on your hat, sweetie!

Go!

Get out of here, ugly. This is
my spot.

You're calling me ugly? With
that mug?

Badoo makeup.

Sweetie, it takes me
at least fifteen minutes; not
five.

I was thinking, "Five minutes
in,

"I'm looking for my foundation
brush,
even if it's dirty."

Bam, bam, bam.

Oh, my God, so beautiful!

Five minutes?
I've done my makeup in less.

This is really complicated,
darlings.

Especially with your face.

Shut up, ugly.
As if your face was easy.

[Jota] You've got more of a
face,
so you need more time.

Your face is like a highway.

It's a trash can, baby.

Ladies, five, four,

three, two, one...

-No!
-No, no!

Time!

No!

What a mess. We look like cheap
wh*res,

drug addicts...

The makeup is horrible.

Spain's next drag superstar
must be able to elegantly tackle

life's toughest challenges,

so, today, you're going
to learn a new trick

for turning a bitter moment

into a sweet one.

We're going to play

"El gran juego de la Loca!"

Insane?

El gran juego de la oca.

I was a big fan when I was a
kid.

What a cute goose!

Kind of crazy.

But where are her chicks?

Where could they be?

Pit Crew!

Game over!

-Oh, my God!
-Snack time!

It'd be easier
if they used ugly stewardesses,

to allow us to focus a little
more.

Don't tell me we can't eat them.

-[Estrella] You can.
-[Supremme] We can eat them?

-[Supremme] The cakes?
-[Estrella] Of course!

The chickies.

Those bulges are fake.

Don't try to confuse me.
I know what's up.

One at a time, you will stick
your head into the tight hole...

This tight hole.

I will say part of
a popular saying

that you have to complete.

I know four sayings.

Little by little,

the job gets done.

Answer correctly and the little
chickie will give you a kiss.

Aw!

Get it wrong
and you'll have egg on your
face!

We'll start with Marina.

Alright.

I want a kiss.

Familiarity breeds...

Experience?

Cake!

Have some cake!

My face was so pretty.

[Supremme] Jota.

Absence makes the heart grow

You're making these up!

What?

Cake!

-Eat up, gorgeous!
-Great!

Sugar is an exfoliant.

Do this with the cake...

Lovely.

I don't have to bend down.
That's so sad.

[Supremme] Sethlas.

You reap what you...

Vulcano, sweetie!

Cake!

Come on, beautiful!

I swallowed it all.

[Supremme] Samantha Ballentines.

You should learn...

from other people's...

Lives.

God?

Cake!

I said that, b*tch.

-Juriji.
-Ah, Juriji, please.

-This is lovely.
-You look, beautiful, darling.

I looked at the other queens
and thought,

"It looks like they're coming
home

"from a cake bukkake."

With cake.

Juriji. Call a spade a...

Spade.

Kiss!

b*tch!

I know I come off a little
spacey,
but I'm not that stupid.

-[Supremme] Sharonne.
-[Sharonne] Yeah?

I'm here.

[Supremme] A fair-weather

Day.

Cake!

Come on!

Come on!

The trick is to open your mouth,
stick out your tongue, and
enjoy.

Venedita Von Däsh.

To be honest,
I'll take the cake or a kiss.

I'm down for both.

I really enjoy proverbs.

True love never runs...

Cold.

Cake!

Come on! Come on!

What a coincidence
that you asked me that today.

I didn't know that one.

[Supremme] Onyx.

Cold hands, warm...

Heart.

Kiss!

I like to read.

I know a lot of proverbs.

Diamante.

Misery loves

Company.

-Kiss.
-Let's go.

wh*re.

Estrella Xtravaganza.

Let's get this over with.
I'm screwed.

This is the first time
I've seen you scared.

It ain't over until the fat lady

Gags.

I thought I knew the Spanish
phrase.

Cake!

Son of a b*tch!

But half of those proverbs were
made up.

The queens who did not get caked

will take part in round two.

Great!

Juriji.

Out with the old, in with the

Young.

Take that!

Onyx.

It's the same

The whole world over.

Kiss!

-Oh!
-So cultured!

Diamante.

Wet spring, dry

Summer.

Kiss!

Very good!

We have two mini challenge
winners:

-[Supremme] Onyx and Diamante
Merybrown.
-[Drag Sethlas] Awesome!

Olé, olé, olé!

Victory!

It's about time for your prizes,
right?

[Supremme] You've won
a selection of FOREO products

for your face-care routine,

valued at 800.

My face is going to look like I
had...

What do you call it when...?

A facelift? As if I had a
facelift.

In addition to this incredible
prize,

as mini challenge winners,

you will have a big advantage

in today's maxi challenge,

which I'm about to explain.

Now, listen up.

I don't believe it.

I knew it. I said that. I said
that.

Welcome to Putricia's Diary.

A TV show with gag-worthy
stories

that we'll be recreating
in today's maxi challenge,

and you're going to be the
stars.

I'm very theatrical.
I love drama, I love soap
operas.

Shut up, you b*tch!

Onyx and Diamante,

you're going to decide
which of the three cases

in the show your fellow queens
are going to star in

and, on top of that,
assign the roles for each case.

Wow. Wow.

I don't trust Onyx or Diamante.

They've got these shady faces
and they're going to try to
sabotage me.

All the necessary information
is available on the table,

with an explanation of each case

and all of the character
descriptions.

I know it's going
to be an improvisation challenge

and a comedy challenge.

I really like being given a
character

and just throwing myself
into the part

whatever happens.

Any questions?

No. It's all clear.

-[Supremme] Are you sure?
-[Contestants] Yes.

-[Supremme] Yeah? Okay.
-[Contestants] Yes.

I like improvising,

but, between French, English,
and Spanish,

I get paranoid that my brain

won't be quick enough, but, oh
well!

I was told a grande dame
of the theater will be here

to play Putricia.

Show a little respect, please.

Plus, we're going to be joined
by a very special guest judge

who can talk the talk

and tear up the stage.

Eduardo Casanova.

I'm Eduardo Casanova

and I finally met someone
with more feathers than me:

Los Javis.

It's amazing
to have Eduardo Casanova here.

Eduardo, if you're watching me,
I'm a fan.

Good luck

and don't f*ck it up!

[Drag Sethlas] Bye, queen! Bye,
beautiful!

[Estrella] Goodbye, Mari Trini.

Let the challenge begin.

Let's see...

First, "With onions, or
without?"

I'm guessing it's about potato
omelets.

"With onion, or without?"
That has three characters.

"Drag paternity test"
has four characters

and "OnlyFlans" has three.

It's a good advantage,

but it's a double-edge sword.

You have to be careful.

I want the omelet one.

-[Onyx] The omelet one?
-[Diamante] Yes.

I like "OnlyFlans." I love it.

We're trying to figure out
how to match the roles

with people's personalities.

First and foremost, ours.

-[Onyx] I want to be Toby.
-[Diamante] Toby?

-[Onyx] He's out of control.
-[Diamante] You be Toby then.

-[Diamante] I want to be Spanish
Omelet.
-[Onyx] Spanish Omelet?

Sold.

And then, for the rest,

who cares about the roles?

All that matters
is who we want to work with.

Estrella will be the best.

I'd like to be on her team
because of that.

I don't want to work
with Marina.

Me neither.

Diamante chose her team
and I chose mine.

Then there were some leftovers.

Jota first?

Yeah, Jota first.

Then, Sethlas,

Marina, and Venedita.

We're such b*tches.

I'm going to use this power
and advantage for my own
benefit;

not to be a cliché,

but I came to win, not fool
around.

Playing Spanish Omelet,

we have Diamante Merybrown.

Son of a b*tch! Fine.

As White Onion,

Estrella Xtravaganza.

Ay, ay, ay, ay!

In the role of the Red Onion, we
have....

Sharonne.

-[Sharonne] Ooh!
-[Estrella] Winners only.

I love this team. I love it!

For the second case,
"Drag paternity test,"

Golla Porda will be played by...

Sethlas.

Golla Por

As Amapola,

we have Marina.

Okay.

As Mari Conchita,
the polygraph technician,

we have Venedita Von Däsh.

Oh!

And playing Golfa Pérsica,

Jota Carajota.

I love my role. It's perfect.

Onyx and Diamante
think they're going to rattle
me,

but I'm going to chew the
scenery
and swallow it whole.

And, for case number three...

sh*t. I just saw something.

-It's "OnlyFlans."
-"OnlyFlans."

In the role of Amaranta, we
have...

¡Samantha!

I was reading it and I said,

"Bring it on!"

I love this challenge.

It fits me like a glove.

I love it and I'm going to win.

Playing Elenita

-[Onyx] Juriji.
-[Juriji] Cool.

-And as Toby,

we have the incomparable,
one-of-a-kind Onyx.

-[Samantha] I love it!
-[Onyx] All good?

Yeah, I love it. I like it.

Yeah? Everything okay?

Alright. Let's get to work.

I don't know if Onyx and
Diamante
are being strategic

in the roles they gave to
everyone

because I think

we can surprise everyone.

What do you think of the teams?

I love them
because there's a comedy queen
in each.

-[Sharonne] Yeah, they're well
split up.
-[Diamante] I think so too.

My friend Pocoyo, Voldemort...

Nosferatu is going to slay
everyone.

That b*tch is going to be
hilarious.

I'm so happy.
I love the characters and I can
see myself

and you guys playing them.

The weird one,
the funny one, and the sexy one.

I love working with Juri and
Onyx.

It feels like the characters
have been written for us.

What do you think about the
other teams?

They're very strong.

Yeah, they're very strong.

Diamante wanted to be with them,
but I thought

they might overshadow her a bit.

Diamante thinks that by being
with the strong queens

means she's going to do better,

but I feel like it's the
opposite.

It's a tough challenge,
honestly.

-[Sharonne] Yeah, for sure.
-[Diamante] Because

It's the first acting challenge.

Exactly, that's what I was going
to say.
As a challenge...

I think we have enough strengths
to do really well.

Definitely.

I think we're going
to be a good team, yeah.

I think we're each able
to bring something different

and that we complement
each other quite well.

Let's get ready
to nail this challenge, then.

To nail our omelet.

Come on, omelet.

The omeletiers.

Team Omeletiers?

One, two, three.
Team Omeletiers!

Team Omeletiers,
they're doing too much.

#TeamOmeletiers.

#TeamOmeletiers.

Let's go.

Who is that?

Good afternoon
and welcome to Putricia's Diary!

We're 100% live

and, just like every afternoon,

you have a date with my diary
and me.

The first page of my diary
is dedicated to a desperate soul

who called us begging for help,
because they just can't take it
anymore.

It's a subject of debate
across the nation.

With onion, or without?

A round of applause for
our first guest,

Spanish Omelet!

Good afternoon, Putricia.

Hello.

I can't take it anymore.
I cannot take it anymore!

I'm about ready to burn.

Good afternoon.

Please, tell us,
what's making you so sad?

As tasty as I am...
Very succulent, but with a bite,

good consistency...

It turns out...

White Onion

thinks she's the star.

But with onion, without onion,

it doesn't matter.
What matters is that they eat
me.

I'm going to help you.

Yeah. Help me, please.

We've invited your rival

to clear things up

face-to-face.

-No, I can't!
-Please,

bring in White Onion!

I can't sit next to her.

I can't be here. I can't do it.

I can't, I can't, I can't.

Ugh, omelet.

Is this with
or without an onion?

It doesn't matter!

-Tell me!
-Ah!

I can't, but...

[Supremme] She sat on it.

Onion, are you okay?

I feel sick.

When did the disagreement
between you both begin?

Are you going to explain, or
shall I?

You tell him.
You're the one who doesn't love
me.

I was an international star.

Before I met you,
I was invited to every single
party.

I met you and you were
depressed,

so I told you
that you could hang out with me.

Me? I have been stir-friend so
many times.

Tomato and I go way back.

Don't try to name-drop with me.

How did you meet him? How did
that happen?

I think it works well.
We each have a role.

We each do our own thing.
Nobody's sitting around doing
nothing.

We don't step on each other's
toes.

I can tell you're upset.
The situation is very
complicated.

I'm going to help you.

I've been informed
that somebody else is in the
studio

with a score to settle:

Red Onion!

Red Onion? Who the hell is that?

Hello. Good afternoon.

Hello, welcome.

I shouldn't have come here.

-Where should I sit?
-There.

-Here?
-Yes.

Putricia, what is this lady
doing here?

I came in and don't know
what's happening. I see Estrella

with black liquid running
out of her mouth and I think,

"This has turned into
a scene from a zombie movie."

How do you feel about White
Onion

keeping Spanish Omelet to
herself

and you being cast aside so
unfairly.

I'll never understand why
she only hangs out with White
Onion.

Tell me why.

A purple onion is a fresh onion.

An onion you can take raw,
an onion that won't hurt you.

Look how white she is. She's
bland.

Can't you see how dry she is?
Can't you tell she's a dried-up
old onion?

Look at her pubes.
She needs moisturizer.

They're like that because I'm
organic.

I don't need either of them.

I'm Beyoncé
and you're a little more
Michelle, so...

Are you crying, White Onion?

She called me Michelle.

No, darling, no.

Come on. Do the math.

Estrella makes me feel good.

We have a good connection.

White Onion!

Please, she's going to have a
seizure.

She's just doing it for
attention.

I think Diamante
is maybe a little bit less
focused.

[Sharonne] Do you need sugar?

Can anyone do mouth-to-mouth?
She's choking.

Please, give her mouth-to-mouth.

She can't stop eating.

Yes. Yes, please, she's sick.

Give her mouth-to-mouth!

Ay, ay, ay!

I need mouth-to-mouth too.

I'm having an episode.

What's going on?

Someone flip me.

Flip me. I'm burning!

Let's go!

Ooh!

There was a moment
when I was chewing two onions

and I gagged twice, like this.

It was so gross.

Let's go home, White Onion.

I'd like to address the public.

Wait. She has something to say.

Yes, White Onion is sick.

I told you, right?

She's very sick.

But we love you anyway, right?

Thank you so much for being
here.

It was a pleasure
to have all three of you.

I can tell
it was a completely pointless
visit.

Anyway, thank you very much
for your stories.

Pleasure to meet you.

Goodbye. See you never.

Goodbye.

You've put on a little weight,
but not much.

Our next case is about a drag
legend

who has to tell his millions of
followers

his life-changing secret.

Please, let's give a big round
of applause

to Golfa Pérsica!

I can't take it anymore. I feel
so bad!

-Hello, Putricia. How are you?
-Hello!

I'm very nervous. I can't do
this.

And now he's coming

Who? Why are you here? Tell us.

Polla Gorda is coming. Golla
Porda.

-Before he gets here...
-Yes.

... I have some news for all of
Spain.

-Very important news.
-Yes.

My daughter Amapola

isn't my real daughter.

She's Polla Gorda's.

I'm shocked.

Please, bring in Golla Porda.

What?

I'm like a suppository.
I'm always taken anally.

Hello, darling.

-[Drag Sethlas] How are you, my
love?
-[Supremme] Good.

Don't believe a word she says.
The poor thing is trash.

We're off to a good start,
but I don't understand

why she's playing Latina.
I don't understand her logic,
but okay.

-[Jota] Darling.
-[Drag Sethlas] Hello,
sweetheart.

You look so pretty.

I'm surprised by how
friendly you seem

after what you just
said about each other.

Darling.

Look, everything on TV
has to be real.

Make yourselves at home.

Great!

I'm going to bust
the lamppost you work under.

Son of a f*cking b*tch!

The way she slapped my face!

What's wrong?

-No!
-You son of a b*tch!

-b*stard.
-No, no, please.

You're so ugly. b*tch.

Listen, we don't like
this sort of violence here.

Unless you're willing to draw
blood,
don't hit each other.

Sit down.

I think it's best
we ease the tension

by moving straight

to the problem between you two.

Bring in Amapola.

The shame!

Welcome, Amapola.

-How are you?
-Look at how she's dressed.

Aren't you ashamed
to go outside like that,
sweetie?

What do you think?

-You're a nasty b*tch!
-Ooh!

Get her. Get her. Get her,
b*tch!

That's not how mothers act.

Go on, defend yourself.
Scratch her mug!

Going outside like that isn't
normal.
You're uglier than a
piss-stained alley.

Look at that! Smoking weed all
day
like a g*dd*mn hippy.

Please, we have to listen
to her side of the story.

Amapola, tell us.

I can't stand having
a mother like this.

Did you see that?

The Diva of Spain
doesn't even hug or kiss her
daughter.

Why would I hug you?

She says you're not her
daughter.

What?

How could you be my daughter
with a mug like that?

In order to resolve
this peacefully,

I've taken the liberty
of inviting someone

who can clear up any doubts.

Please, bring in Mari Conchita,
the polygraph technician.

Is that going to tell me
whether I'm lying or not?

-[Drag Sethlas] Pig!
-[Jota] This pig?

From "Saralagoza".

I was jealous I didn't play
Vene's role

because I would've loved
to kiss the Pit Crew.

Mari Conchita,

why did you go straight for
that?

This...

is one of the tests

that we need to confirm
paternity.

Then let's reveal the drag
paternity.

Ah, it's so exciting!

We're going to find out live...

-[Jota] I don't care.
-[Supremme] What?

It doesn't matter.

Not to you, but we live for this
sh*t.

Explain what you're going to do.

-[Venedita] I'm analyzing
-[Supremme] Yes?

... their hair fibers.

-[Supremme] Yes.
-[Venedita] I need another one.

-[Venedita] From you!
-[Drag Sethlas] Be careful,
please.

Careful.

This stinks. Don't you wash your
hair?

Is she done?

Yes.

Please.

I didn't have many lines,
but I had to be expressive

and very sexy.

I think I'm pretty good
at both of those things.

Now, while Mari Conchita
finishes

the genetic analysis,

I want you guys
to talk to each other.

How can I talk to her
when she looks like that?

She's an embarrassment!

Let's put our problems aside.

How am I supposed to do that?

After everything you've done to
me?

You served my food cold
and now you want to resolve
things.

Those are my jewels.

I can see that Jota is
struggling
to keep up with what we planned,

which was kissing and slobbering
on each other and getting
filthy.

So, what could I do?
I threw myself at her.

Kiss me.

Alright.

Okay, what's going on here?

Crazy. They're crazy.

-Please.
-Crazy.

Guys, please, do something.

Pull them apart!

Ay, ay, ay!

Sit down!

I'm so confused.

One person's working the
machine,

the mothers are on the ground...

Do we have the results?

Please, let's listen to the
results
of the polygraph test.

Nothing, so I decided
to have a panic attack.

Are you scared?

Zoom in on her.

She's having an attack.
The public loves that.

She's just an attention seeker!

Look how my mother treats me!

Mari Conchita, please.

I'm not your mother!

We're about to find out. Mari
Conchita...

-[Venedita] What?
-[Supremme] ... do you have the
results?

Yes.

It's 99% certain

that Amapola's father is

Neither of them.

[Gasping]

It's me.

Ah!

Oh!

And that b*tch?

Oh, my God.

We're leaving for Zaragoza right
now.
Let's go.

-[Marina] Mama.
-[Drag Sethlas] Bye, b*tch.

Here, take your mom's panties!

-[Venedita] Let's go home.
-[Drag Sethlas] b*tch!

Bye, darling. Get out of here!

-[Jota] Bye, sweetie!
-[Drag Sethlas] Off you go!

Help me!

Look how crazy she is!

Honestly,

it happened so fast
and so suddenly

that I got out of there
and I kept thinking,

"What just happened?"

The last case in my diary today

is a most unique tale.

See, Amaranta is a homemaker

and widow and she makes a
living...

Well, I'd better let her tell
you herself,

if you don't guess when you see
her.

Amaranta, come on out,

please.

-Good evening.
-Good evening, Putricia.

-How are you?
-Very bad.

I can tell you've been suffering
since you came on.

I love it.

You're a b*tch, Putricia.

Tell me, Amaranta, how long
have you been working as a
dominatrix?

Since my Romualdo died
and I became a widow.

He didn't leave me a penny,

so I had to become a dominatrix
to earn money.

Do you like your job, Amaranta?

No because I'm dry as the desert
from passing it around so much.

And how many people are at home?

You and your husband? Anyone
else?

My daughter, Elenita.

Elenita.

My daughter.
I want her to get an education.

Oh, yeah?

She's always in her room,

always up there.

Because she's devastated
about her father's death.

-Amaranta, right now
-Yes.

... you're about to find out
what your daughter Elenita is
doing

when you think she's locked
in her room, sad and depressed.

Now you'll see what Elenita
really does.

Hello, Toby.

I heard you've been a very bad
boy.

What?

Do you know how hungry I am?

What do you want to eat today?

There's food in the fridge.

Would you like a flan?

A flan? An egg flan?

Vanilla? Chocolate? Pistachio?

What is my daughter doing?

Your daughter's a wh*re.

I don't know what's happening.

Flan.

Your daughter takes after her
mother.

This flan makes me so horny.
[Moaning]

Ah! Ah!

Wait, don't faint yet.

Now! Now!

Bring on Elenita.

Mom, what are you doing here?

Elenita.

Elenita.

-Mom, stop it.
-Help me.

Calm down, Mom. Calm down.
Mom, come here, please.

I didn't really understand
Samantha.

I think she got really into
character,

or the latex was crushing
her vital organs, I don't know.

Elenita, sweetie.

Hello, Putricia.

Your mother says
she's very worried about you

because you won't come out
of your room and now...

we just saw what you're doing.

Do you want to tell your mother
why you're doing something like
that?

Well, Mom,
I didn't want you to find out
like this,

but I want you to know
how proud I am of you.

I want to follow in your
footsteps.

-No!
-Yes. Yes.

-No.
-Yes.

-Don't worry about me.
-No.

Yes, Mom. Life is all
about having flan.

Don't worry about me.

Elenita, darling, we saw your
video

and we want to know
who that special client is.

Tell us.

Well, honestly,
my best payer is Toby, Mom.

He's a really cute guy
and he comes from a good family.

Please, let's meet Toby.

A big round of applause for him.

Hello, Putrida.

I come in on all fours,

dressed as a dalmatian,

with no dignity

and just looking for a good
time.

You see? He's so cute.

Water me.

Hello, Toby. Hello, Toby.

Hello, Toby.

Sit, Toby. Sit.

Onyx looks really good
in his dog outfit.

Toby, darling, tell us,

how did you stumble across
OnlyFlans?

And Elenita, of course.

I've always been a real dog
and then I met Elenita on
OnlyFlans.

I'm her number one flan.

Is this your first time
meeting face-to-face?

Yes, actually.

I'm a little excited.

Toby, you know this costs 3.000.

That's no problem, I'll pay.

And liposuction for you, ma'am.

Deviant! Deviant!

Elenita! Elenita! Ah!

Sit, Toby! Sit!

There he goes.

Things are moving quickly.

I'm going to be blunt:

could you do your flan routine
here?

Of course.

Really? Oh!

Amazing!

Bring on the flans.

What kind have we got?

Are you ready for the routine?

[Onyx] Do it, Elenita.

Let's go then.

Yes!

[Samantha] What are you doing?

[Samantha] Elenita!

[Onyx] Elenita.

Shut up, Mom!

wh*re!

[Samantha] You want flan on my
p*ssy?

[Samantha] Here's f*cking flan
on my p*ssy!

[Samantha]
And my daughter and her dog too!

Things are starting to get out
of hand,

and get kind of weird and
bizarre...

I just remember putting flan on
my p*ssy

and sitting on Onyx's face.

Everything else is a blur.

[Samantha] I'm a dog! I'm a dog!

[Samantha] I'm a Yorkshire!

[Samantha] I'm a chihuahua!

We went crazy

and we ended up with flan
everywhere.

That's all for today's episode
of Putricia's Diary.

See you tomorrow, if we live
that long.

Who is that?

-ELIMINATION DAY
The cross-dressing zombies are
here!

Cross-dressing zombies
is a very underutilized concept.

Do my nails. Do my nails, girl.

I think mixing drag queens

with zombies is a great idea.

Ay, ay!

Creepy!

Kiss my a*s, tr*mp!

Yeah. We're all a bit like
zombies

when we arrive at six in the
morning.

[Juriji] Today is elimination
day.

-[Contestants] Ooh!
-[Estrella] I'm sorry, Juri!

Which one of you is going home?

It's scary, right?

Same sh*t, different day.

As a team, we worked together
exactly as I thought we would.

Diamante got what she wanted.

When we were assigning the
teams,
the only thing I was thinking
about

was saving my a*s.

-[Drag Sethlas] Do you think you
have?
-[Diamante] Yes.

I don't feel threatened
because I don't care.

I mean, I lube up and let it
slide.

I think you did well as a team
member,
but also as an individual,

I think you were the laziest of
the three.

I already knew that. Obviously,
if I'm the weakest in the best
team,

-[Diamante] I'm here.
-[Estrella] The best team.

As long as...

I think we were the best.

As long as they're judging
us in teams.

We don't know that though.

That's very subjective.

I think Diamante regretted
her decision

because she realized

she was an omelet:

a cheap one

that you buy ready-made.
One of those.

Let's go, girls. Let's go.

Let's go!

My drag background,

or at least, the artistic part
of me,
comes from my grandmother.

She liked to sing
and was on the radio.

-[Drag Sethlas] She sang on the
radio?
-[Marina] Yeah.

That's awesome.

My great-grandmother went on
tour
with Lola Flores and everything.

-[Marina] Really?
-[Estrella] That's incredible.

Jota has a great imagination.

She's a prodigy
when it comes to making things
up.

That's why
you put all of that in your art.

She... Well, she started
singing.

It's a very small industry in
Jerez

and Lola sang there a lot

and then they went and toured
Japan

and Latin America.

She gave me a Manila shawl

that belonged to Lola Flores.

The key to being a liar
is believing your own lies.

Did you bring it?

Yeah. Let's see where it is.

-[Estrella] What?
-[Onyx] Show us.

Where is my Manila shawl?

Here.

Wow!

For real? Lola Flores touched
this?

Damn!

It's beautiful, right?

It's very beautiful.

That shawl is a year and a half
old.

That did not belong to Lola
Flores.

[Marina] Let's see how you look,
Jota.

[Marina] Let's see how it moves.

Olé!

-[Marina] Olé. What a beautiful
gypsy!
-[Onyx] Olé!

I don't believe Lola owned that
shawl.

Her shawls were much bigger
and more detailed.

I've been meaning to ask you

because I think we're the
most...

If not the most experienced,

-the ones who've been working
-Yeah.

the longest.

I'd like to know a bit about
your...

How your career has gone all
these years,

if you've had moments
where you lost your passion for
it

over that time?

I've had moments when I thought,

"What am I doing? I don't know
Is this something I want to
continue."

I lost my motivation, kind of.

My relationship with Sharonne
is very nice.

I was already a fan of hers

and she makes me feel at ease.

When she's around, I'm calm.

I mean, logically,
we've all had moments

when you don't get much work
and feel a bit discouraged.

Right.

And the work you have

is at hours that make you
think...

Some people might think,
and I'm sure they've said it to
you,

"When we're out having fun,
you're working."

Yes.

That schedule works for me.

And it's also allowed me
to do things that, a lot of
times,

other people can't do.

For example, not long ago,

my father passed away after
being sick
with Alzheimer's disease for 13
years

-Thirteen years.
-Thirteen years.

Oh, my God.

I had to figure out
a lot of bureaucratic elements,

visit lots of doctors.

The fact that I had...

time helped me
because I could be with him.

I gave everything to help him.

I remember auditioning for a
tour.

-I thought it was something
national.
-Right.

-So, they tell me the tour is...
-International.

Yeah. France, Italy, England,
Germany...

And I turned them down
and said I'd prefer to stay
home,

because we were in the last
years and...

My father was already sick.

One of the things that made me
happy

was being able to stay and

Oh, sweetheart.

And being able to

And being able to say goodbye,
which was really important for
me.

I was lucky
to be able to say goodbye to him

and to be with him, which I
wanted.

The day he died was g*y Pride.

He died on June 28.

[Venedita] Oh, my God!

It means a lot to know
that he passed on such a
significant day

because my father,

who maybe took a little while
to accept me in the beginning,

left me a message.

He left me a very clear message
when he died on June 28.

-[Venedita] It's like a sign,
right?
-[Sharonne] Exactly.

-[Venedita] That he sent to you.
-[Sharonne] Yes.

In the end.

I take it as a message
to remember him.

-[Venedita] Totally.
-[Sharonne] Always on that day.

He told me to always remember
him
on that day

because, logically, that day was
my day

and it was his day too.

He must be so proud of you

for everything you're doing,
and now being here too.

[Sharonne] Aw!

["Covergirl" by RuPaul plays]

Welcome to the main stage
of Drag Race Spain.

Glamor, paparazzi, flashes,
popcorn,

and even a red carpet.

It's all here, in my mind.

And, before long, in yours too.

Today, the Drag Race Spain
runway
is heading to...

the movies!

Javier Ambrossi,

apart from knowing

a star like me,

what are you most proud of?

Still being alive.

In this world, still being
alive.

[Supremme] Ain't that the truth.

Ana Locking,

how are you?

Very good, darling.

What's your favorite kind of
movie

and why?

I like independent cinema,

but, just like in life,

what I really like is a good

movie.

Regardless of size.

Javier Calvo,

what would you call

a movie starring you both?

"Talk to Her."

It's always up to me.

It's always up for you?
Not bad after ten years of
marriage.

What a treat.

Today, we have a special guest
judge

who lives in a world of fantasy

and reveals it to us
in everything that he does.

Eduardo Casanova, welcome!

Hello, Supremme.
Thanks so much for having me.

I'm so, so happy to be here,

but even happier to be with

one of my best friends, Ana
Polvorosa.

I'm so happy, honestly.

Ana, thank you
for always being by my side.

"Is there any chance, no matter
how small,

"to save ourselves?"

I'd like to lie, but that's
the downside of having
witnesses:

we can't.

Or what about "You're so heavy,
Juana"...

These are just some
of the iconic quotes from the
movies

of the man from La Mancha,
whose name will come to me any
minute,

and who is the star of today's
runway

Pedro!

Racers, start your engines

and may the best drag queen win!

-["The Beginning" by RuPaul
plays]
- [Supremme] Category is:

Almodóvar leading ladies.

[Supremme] Drag Sethlas.

Wow!

[Eduardo] Is that José Luis
Moreno?
I can see the ax in his head.

[Drag Sethlas] On the runway,
I'm serving Tilda Swinton

in The Human Voice by Almodóvar,

with a red-velvet look
that looks like strawberry
shortcake,

and two key elements of the
short film:

the ax and the gas can.

What a beautiful tent!

My gas is Supremme 98.

Ninety-eight years. No!

They're all going to burn up the
stage.

[Supremme] Estrella
Xtravaganzza.

[Ana]Oh, the prison matron.
Here she comes.

You're so heavy, Juana.

[Estrella] My runway look is
from Kika.

I'm giving Rossy de Palma.

The plaid dress
with the apron and safety pins.

I have the clip in my hair
with the rosette

and the nose and teeth.

I love wearing the teeth.
Nobody can understand a thing I
say.

This film was Kika Lorace.

She's a l*sbian who wants to run
a prison.

Men with mustaches are q*eers or
fascists.

Or both.

I'd love to be
one of Almodóvar's leading
ladies.

That would be wild.

Pedro, darling, you've never had
t*ts like these in one of your
movies.

Call me.

[Supremme] Samantha Ballentines.

Ooh! Hands up!

[Samantha] I chose
Women on the Verge of a Nervous
Breakdown

because it was
the first Almodóvar movie I saw.

"Drop the g*n if you're feeling
better."

"I'm not feeling better."

I step onto the runway like
Lucia,

terrifying, with the two g*ns.

She still wasn't
feeling right in the head.

To the asylum.

Ooh! Reveal!

[Judges gasp and cheer]

Pepa!

I take off the jacket
and the skirt and bam,

I turn into the bad guy of the
movie.

I turn into Pepa.

Drink your gazpacho
and take a sleeping pill.

She's desperate.
She's at her wit's end.

She's had it.

I'm getting tired of being good.

I'm a little neurotic, like
Lucía,

and I'm also a little
dramatic, Como Pepa.

I've also suffered for love,
so I understand them.

[Eduardo] That was awesome.

[Supremme] Venedita Von Däsh.

Ooh!

tr*mp.

My Almodóvar look is inspired by
the movie

Bad Education,

which is one of my favorites.

I begin as a broken-down junkie

trying not to be noticed

and I turn into
the incredible Zahara,

in a dress that simulates the
human body

and was painted
by an incredible graffiti
artist.

Bravo!

Predictable, but very effective.

I'm here if Almodóvar needs
anything.

Is that c*ck? Can I suck it?

-[Ana] Very accomplished.
-[Supremme] Very accomplished.

[Supremme] Diamante Merybrown.

My runway look today
is inspired by The Skin I Live
In,

which is an amazing movie,
and not disturbing at all.

Ah!

Ah!

So clever! That's so clever!

The look has a twist

to keep it faithful to the
movie.

Brava!

Brava! Incredible!

I know that a queen
like Edu Casanova

will be able
to appreciate a reveal.

That's how you finish a look.

Edu, kisses.

[Eduardo] Bravo.

[Ana] Awesome.

[Supremme] Sharonne.

[Javier Ambrossi] Marisa
Paredes.

I chose Marisa Paredes's
character

in High Heels

because I think she's a
character
that everybody loves.

Amazing!

I think she has moments
that are so, so iconic,

like when she kneels
to kiss the stage

where she's going to act.

Eusebio Poncela is looking
great!

Eusebio Poncela is looking
great!

[Javier Ambrossi]
Eusebio, Marisa, Eusebio,
Marisa.

The bracelet has to come off.

[Supremme] There it goes!

Bravo!

[Eduardo] The bracelet came off!

[Eduardo] The bracelet!

She's everything an actress
should be, I think.

She likes to star in movies.

-It's the same from the back.
-It's the same.

-[Supremme] Bravo, Eusebio,
bravo!
-[Ana] Bravo!

Eusebio!

[Supremme] Jota Carajota.

[Eduardo] Andrea Carajota.

I'm serving Andrea Caracortada
on the runway,

but a modernized,
Jean-Paul Gaultier version

that's been taken to the max.

My breasts are open wide,
instead of closed off.

The blood is pouring,
like an expl*si*n.

Scandalous, darling.

What a long train.

I feel so beautiful,
like the queen of the Carnaval.

I think the judges are
speechless.

Alba Flores is looking good!

I'm so happy with my Almodóvar
look.
I love it.

[Supremme] Juriji Der Klee.

[Judges gasp]

As Supremme would say:

lock her up and throw away the
key.

On the runway, I'm giving
Penélope Cruz in Broken
Embraces,

with a replica
of her Chanel dress.

I'm giving fantasy and caressing
myself

Wow.
It's all super fashion and very
glamorous.

Such a tiny waist.

We wear the same size.

I feel empowered on the runway,

like a goddess.I feel beautiful
and sexy.

Change out of the Chanel
and bring me the newspaper.

[Ana] Amazing.

Marina.

Ooh!

Tiger!

On the runway, I'm inspired
by a character

from The Skin I Live In:
the tiger.

You want to be swallowed by this
tiger.

I feel like
a Gaultier goddess on the
runway,

like a total tiger.

What does she carry in her
purse?

Patience.

I'm happy with this look
and I'm having fun.

Really good details. Really
nice.

I show them my birthmark
and I know they love it

because I heard someone say,

"We love the details."

Because I think of everything.

-[Supremme] So powerful. The
tiger.
-[Ana] I'd eat that tiger.

Onyx.

Robocop.

On the runway, I'm Andrea
Caracortada,

but from a cyborg planet

where she is the l*sbian queen.

I have a camera on my head
to record everything.

Stop recording me! Stop
recording me!

I have lights on my breasts
because my t*ts are luminescent,

in order to dazzle the judges.

Look at those high beams!

For me, Andrea Caracortada

is a glimpse into the future.

She was recording everything
before there were cell phones.

KITT, I need you.

I feel like a l*sbian
stomping the runway

and I love it.

Almodóvar, call me.

See you later.

[Dramatic music plays]

Queens, as Agrado said
in All About My Mother,

the closer we are
to what we dreamed of

for ourselves, the more
authentic we are.

When I call your name,
please step forward.

Sethlas.

Juriji.

Marina.

Onyx.

You are safe.

You may leave the stage.

Thank you.

Queens, you represents the tops

and bottoms of the week.

Estrella, we're going to start
with you.

The idea of the onion
as an Andalusian woman

is incredible.

You came in with a clear idea
and ex*cuted it perfectly.

We're falling in love with you
day by day, challenge by
challenge.

And your Rossy de Palma, what
can I say?

And your acting on-stage, right?

It was perfect.

You're a joy to watch.

Thank you so much.

I thought you were incredible
and I think
you did something really
complex,

and everything was a joke,

even the parts that didn't make
sense.

Like, I didn't understand
the black liquid that was
running down,

but I don't care.

Everything you did worked

and you drew me in.

Thank you very much.

Now let's talk to Samantha
Ballentines.

Samantha,
I think there was a lot of
chaos.

It needed a concept.
It was hard to follow

what the scene
was supposed to be about.

Your teenage daughter
is locked in her room

and wants to follow in your
footsteps.

Then on the runway, on the other
hand,

I really liked the reveal,

but the looks fell short for me

because they're looks that
you can buy in a store

and I wish you would've dragged
them up.

You've got charisma.
You've got something.

I think what happens
is that you have so much of it

that you can't control it.

You're like Harry Potter
in the first movie, you know?

You have to find your wand

and discover where that takes
you,
because you have it in you.

Thank you.

Now we're going
to talk to Venedita Von Däsh.

Venedita, on the other hand,

you didn't need to say a word
to crack us up.

I mean, before you even entered,

you already had a joke
and a character that worked:

the slutty polygraph technician.

What can I say about this look?

That reveal was a wow moment.

You went from reality to
fiction.

You're really iconic.

There's something unforgettable
about you.

-[Venedita] Ah!
-[Javier Ambrossi] You've got
us.

We have three Gaultier looks on
the runway

and a Sibila.

In addition to being iconic,
your look

has a nude illusion on a drag
queen.

How did you do that?

I love this look.
We took a matte sequin fabric

and a graffiti artist painted my
body.

Incredible.

Wow!

I prefer it to the original.

-Jean Paul, turn off the TV.
Don't listen.
-Gaultier!

It's amazing, Venedita.

Really amazing.

Now we're going
to talk to Diamante Merybrown.

Diamante, I think the problem
was

you didn't have a concept
for your character.

-[Eduardo] You chose your team,
right?
-[Diamante] Yes.

I don't think it was a very good
decision.

You were competing with two
queens
who are very, very funny.

You have to know what you're
good at,

but also what your weaknesses
are,

so I think that was a big
mistake.

In terms of this look,

I thought it was a look
that wasn't going to work for
you at all,

but then you're such a star on
stage

that you saved it and elevated
it.

We're going to talk to Sharonne.

Marisa, how are you?

I'm wonderful.

I didn't expect to end up here,
but after having taken a look
around,

I think I might stay.

Bravo!

It looks easy, right?

An Andalusian lady...
Well, a lady from Figueras.

It's not that easy to come up
with that.

You need a lot of talent
to know how to do that.

You can see the experience,
the hard work, the generosity...

You sit back and watch Sharonne
as an audience member,

not a judge.

No, you forget that.

You sit back and enjoy.

You're an incredible actress
and I'd love to work with you.

Jota Carajota, it's your turn.

[Javier Calvo] The biggest
problem
was that you weren't listening.

There was no active listening.

Everyone was doing their own
thing
and then, in the end,

you solved everything
by fighting and kissing,

which is how you wrap up
an improvisation that's not
going well.

I wanted to talk about
the Gaultier look.

It's such an iconic look

that taking it
and turning it into something
else

was a big risk.

I think it was a mistake to open
it,
instead of having the two
breasts,

and have one panel for both,
because the two breasts

are so iconic.

-[Ana] You need two, yeah.
-[Eduardo] The concept isn't
clear.

And then I don't understand
the wig either.

If you're going to do
a ponytail, do a ponytail.

Viva Ariana Grande.

That ponytail is like
a Tampax string.

Thank you very much, ladies.

You may join the other
queens backstage.

-[Ana] Thank you.
-[Kissing sounds]

[Kissing sounds]

[Onyx] Well, ladies, we're safe!

Better safe than out the f*cking
door!

I think I'm safe because of my
look.

Didn't you like your sketch?

-[Marina] I didn't feel
comfortable.
-[Onyx] Yeah.

I don't have a connection
with certain people.

I don't know.

I don't know about you guys,
but not many people come up to
me and say,

"How are you?"

It's me saying, "Ladies,
I'm upset. I need to talk to
someone."

And it's like... Next.

Because I spoke to you on the
first day,

but you stopped talking to me,

basically,

and now you only talk to me to
call me
"gross" or something negative

and honestly...

I don't know.

I just told you I'm really upset
and none of you asked me,

"Why are you upset?"

Because you're insufferable.

Oh, I'm insufferable?

-[Juriji] I'm sorry.
-[Marina] That's why you
stopped?

I didn't stop talking to you.
I say hello to you along with
everyone...

-[Juriji] But maybe...
-[Marina] But beyond that,

you treat me badly.

-[Juriji] May I speak?
-[Marina] Yeah, go ahead. Speak.

Amore, as you say, may I speak?

I seem quiet,
but if you f*ck around, you'll
find out.

Don't play the victim

because it doesn't suit you.

What happened earlier...

Victim of what, darling?

What was that monologue for?

Why can't I speak?

"I'm suffering
and nobody's listening to me

"and they don't ask me..."

What a pain!

A Dónde estás, corazón moment.

We're over it.

That's the problem.

I like you,

but there are times
when you have to know how to
adapt, right?

I'm not going to take sh*t from
anyone.

It's a way to protect yourself
,to be professional.

You just said that I'm
insufferable
and that I'm always complaining.

You don't realize
when you're draining all the
energy

and space.

And you fart all day long

and I have to put up with it
and still look pretty and nice.

She farts all day long.

That really makes me gag.

If you think I'm not talking to
you,
well, maybe you're right.

I'm not talking to you
because you're gross and fake

and you also love to play the
victim.

She's spewing
the first thing she thinks of

and saying things
that don't make much sense.

It's impossible
to have a conversation with her.

Let's talk about it
some other time, when we're
calmer

because I think
you're very upset right now

and very tired

and this is the time
to celebrate being safe.

-[Juriji] Totally.
-[Marina] Yes.

-[Sethlas] A round of applause
for us.
-[Onyx] We deserve it.

Yeah, she was pissed.

-[Samantha] Ay!
-[Estrella] Hey, b*tches!

Hey, ladies!

Hello!

How are you?

Oh, my God, what happened?

Well...

They poured cold gazpacho on me,

which I wasn't expecting.

I was like, "Again?"

It's like a routine.

What the hell did I come here
for?
To LIP-SYNC every week?

I knew it was a risk
to choose Estrella and Sharonne

and that risk didn't pay off for
me.

They realized I was lost

and that my character
wasn't well-defined...

I think I'm going to be
lip-syncing tonight,

but I'm not afraid or worried
about it.

They said our performance

was a mess

What can we do, darling?
That's how it was.

It's clear that there are
a lot of women here

on the verge of a nervous
breakdown.

Let's have a drink. Come on.

On me!

Ladies of the panel,

now that we're alone,

let's tear this desk apart.

We'll start with Estrella.

Estrella was absolutely
wonderful
as White Onion.

She gave us a story
that was surreal and super
appealing.

Just a glimpse of Estrella
was enough to make me laugh

and to get a ten from me.

She dazzled today.

I wonder if her look
was really one of the best.

Let's move on to Samantha.

You couldn't understand her
because there was no character.

There was more character in the
look

than she had in her performance.

But there's no doubt
that she has star quality.

If she didn't,
we wouldn't have saved her
twice.

She's a star.

She has something
that sparkles. She has charisma,

she has it all,
but it didn't shine through.

It's true, she didn't bring out

that charisma and that talent
during the improvisation

The look and the reveal
were exciting for me.

I liked it.

[Supremme] We're going to talk
about Venedita Von Däsh now.

She's getting better every week.

She's just got it.
The way she moves, the way she
talks...

Iconic.

And Venedita has a brand

that works anywhere

and at any time.

She didn't stand out
in previous challenges,

but I think she finally gave us
her all today.

She gave us comedy that was
smart

and absurd at the same time,

and the look
was exactly what we were waiting
for.

The look we all wanted to see.

[Supremme] On to Diamante
Merybrown.

Diamante. I think we can all
agree

that she has the best walk on
the runway.

-[Ana] Yes.
-[Javier Ambrossi] So much
power.

She's got something. But that
omelet -

I wouldn't eat it if I was
starving.

It was the classic mistake
with bad improv.

In terms of the look,
yeah, she walked well on the
runway,

but, to me, details like the
mask

seemed kind of lazy to me.

It was a look that seemed simple

and simple looks

need to be the most polished.

It wasn't all there.

[Supremme] Let's talk about
Sharonne.

Sharonne is a star.

Period.

[Javier Calvo] Her execution
in the maxi challenge was
flawless.

She came here and served us
Marisa Paredes, or Eusebio
Poncela,

-[Javier Calvo] I don't really
know which.
-[Eduardo] Eusebio.

[Javier Calvo]
The impersonation was perfect...

For me,

when she steps out,
I know everything's going to be
okay

and that's what being a star is.

[Javier Ambrossi]
She's ready for primetime.

She makes you feel incredibly at
ease.

The look was exactly the same
as it was in the movie.

That's the only minor negative
for me,

that the look is identical.

[Javier Calvo] Jota Carajota.

[Javier Ambrossi] She was the
worst
in the maxi challenge.

[Javier Calvo] Jota has talent.

Sometimes I think her youth
makes her less experienced

in acting challenges.

She doesn't convey the
confidence

that the role called for.

Her gestures are very good,
though.

The expressions she makes
with her face and her eyes

take her to another level,
but her mouth does not.

Jota has one great strength:

she knows how to listen
and to analyze what's happening.

She says, "Yeah, I did that
wrong
because of this, or that
happened..."

-[Ana] Woo!
-[Supremme] Silence!

Have we reached a decision?

Yes.

Bring back my girls.

[Dramatic music plays]

Welcome back, queens.

The judges and I have
deliberated
and we've reached some
decisions.

Venedita Von Däsh.

Condragulations, my dear.

You are the winner
of this week's challenge.

-[Sharonne] Brava.
-[Venedita] Thank you.

You may join the other queens.

Thank you.

Sharonne.

[Supremme] You're safe.

You may join the other queens.

Estrella Xtravaganza.

You are also safe.

-[Estrella] Thank you.
-[Supremme] You may join the
other queens.

Samantha Ballentines.

Where did you go?

You hide everything away like a
magpie.

Jota.

If you had four personalities
instead of two,

I'd love them all.

Diamante,

I'm a fans.

That's right. Plural.

Diamante Merybrown.

You're safe.
You may join the other queens.

Thank you.

You are up for elimination.

Two queens stand before me.

You will perform the main song
from the movie High Heels,

"Un año de amor."

This is your last chance to
impress us

and save yourselves from
elimination.

[Dramatic music plays]

I'm going to give it my all.
I have to slay Samantha

and the judges and prove that I
deserve
to be on Drag Race Spain

for another week and win the
crown.
I can't go home.

The time has come for you to
LIP-SYNC...

for your....

life!

It's not nice
to be lip-syncing against Jota.

She's my friend, but I'm still
going
to give it everything I've got.

I'm going all out
because I want to stay.

Good luck

and don't f*ck it up!

["Un año de amor" by Luz Casal
plays]

What we had is over

And you'll regret

Putting an end

To a year of love

If you leave now

You'll soon find out

That the days go on forever

And are empty without me

And at night,

And at night

To keep yourself from feeling
alone

You'll remember

Our happy days together

You'll remember

The taste of my kisses

And in an instant

You'll understand

What a year of love

Means

What a year of love

Means

Samantha isn't doing well.

This is her third LIP-SYNC
and she keeps trying to be
funny.

This song isn't about comedy.
It's about performing and
feeling it.

And at night

I think this is my last chance

and I have to do something
show-stopping,

like blow fire out of my a*s

or pull out a goat or something
in order to stay.

You'll remember

Woo!

-Our happy days together.
-Bravo!

You'll remember

The taste of my kisses

And in an instant

You'll understand

What a year of love

Means

Bravo!

Ladies, that was really lovely.

Congratulations to both of you,
no matter what happens.

You should be proud, honestly.

I'm going to check
how the judges have voted,

what they've decided,
and then I'll let you know.

Jota Carajota,

whatever you do,

wear underwear.

Shantay, you stay.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

My baby. I love you.

Samantha Ballentines.

There's a line in Talk to her

that fits this moment like a
glove.

"There's nothing worse

"than being separated

"from someone you still love."

Sashay away.

-[Samantha] May I say something?
-[Supremme] Of course.

The thing I love most in this
world

is making people laugh,

entertaining people,

and I think I've done that here.

All I can say is,

what happened, darling?
What happened, Drag Race Spain?

You kicked me out, you b*stards.
I'm going to burn Atresplayer
down.

Bye.

Like a diva past her prime.

Have fun, sluts!

-[Estrella] I love you!
-[Samantha] I love you guys.

[Kissing sound]

Well, it's over.

There were lots of incredible
moments,

but the party's over.

I'm upset, I'm sad,

but I honestly gave it my all.

I enjoyed it too.
I had a really good time.

Plus, I'm pretty
and all that stuff, right?

I felt a bit of pressure,

being the comedy queen,

the funny one,
the one that says hilarious
sh*t,

like she's always going to be
funny.

Sure, maybe there was a bit of
pressure.

Darling!

A post-script right here.

So that they remember me
and have to wipe it all off.

Laugh and have a good time,
darling.

Life goes by in a flash
and there was a pandemic for
part of it.

I'm doing it.

Take that, b*tches.

Give it everything.

I'm going to hell, but...

It was a blast,
so it was worth it!

I'm going to have a drink,
because I deserve it.

Barkeep, a whiskey and coke.

Bye!

Who cares what I do?

Who cares what I say?

This is who I am
and who I will always be

And I'll never change!

Let the music play!

["To the Moon" by RuPaul plays]

Look. Incredible!

Woo! Oh!

Next week on Drag Race Spain

Oh, Pit Crew!

Do you know the musical Holy
Camp!?

Yes!

Now, we're turning it
into Holy Drag Camp!!

Milagritos,

-Estrella.
-Me.

-Okay? Is that settled?
-No.

This is not settled.

Jota wants my part,
but I'm not giving it to her.

I want that part.

I'm sorry.

I can't sing.

I only know how to... [Moans]

Does anyone have a mop?
I just flooded my basement.

It's very difficult to surprise
me.

You surprise me.

You have to have conviction;
that's what we need to see.

Your talent is clear,
but we're in a competition.

I'm angry, but it's mostly
because I'm ashamed.

That's how I feel about things,
though.

What can I do? I'm really angry.