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02x04 - The Drag Calling

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Drag Race España". Aired: 30 May 2021 – present.*
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It is the Spanish adaptation of the Drag Race franchise.

02x04 - The Drag Calling

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Hello, hello, hello!

[Supremme] Previously on Drag
Race Spain

In today's maxi challenge,
listen up!

I don't believe it!

[Supremme] Putricia's Diary.

[Supremme] Samantha Ballentines.

There was a lot of chaos.

It was hard for us
to understand what the scene was
about.

[Supremme] Jota Carajota.

Transforming the look and
turning it
into something else was very
risky.

[Supremme] Venedita Von Däsh.

You didn't need to say a word
to be hilarious.

[Javier Ambrossi]
There's something unforgettable
about you.

Condragulations, my dear,

you are the winner
of this week's challenge.

Jota Carajota. Shantay, you
stay.

Thank you so much.

Samantha Ballentines. Sashay
away.

I'm going to burn ATRESplayer
down. Bye!

[Kissing sound]

Oh, my God!

I'm devastated.

I feel terrible

because I know this is a
competition,

but it sucks that she left
and not somebody who deserved
to.

One down, darling.

Diamante should've gone home
today.

She wasn't funny.
She should've gone home.

"'What happened?' darling.

"P.S. Have fun and laugh."

A round of applause for
Samantha.

[Estrella] I'm sad that Samantha
is gone.
She was my biggest supporter
here.

I feel a bit out of place.

A bit lonely, you know?

It's starting to get cold.

I have lots of things to say.

Samantha was the first queen
I saw in my city.

She's almost like a mother to
me,
so without her,

I wouldn't have achieved
anything.

She taught me so many tricks.

We need comedy queens like her

who keep us on our toes
and make us laugh every day.

It's like a drag queen funeral.

The Werk Room really won't be
the same without Samantha.

It'll be a lot quieter.

No more parrot.
We're going to miss Samantha.

The curse continues!
She finished in tenth place.

-Like Macarena.
-Like Macarena.

The curse of Macarena.

-But she wasn't the first.
-She wasn't the first, but still
tenth.

Find another house, any other
house,
but not that one.

Hey, are you alright, Sethlas?
Do you have something to say?

No. I just really connected with
Samantha.

She supported me.
I spent all day having fun with
her

and, I'll be honest, she put me
to shame.

Samantha's gone.
I have Sharonne left.

But it's really going to be
hard.

It'll be hard for me, at least.

I think Jota won the lip-sync,

but I don't think it's fair
that she had to lip-sync.

I don't think she was
the worst on her team

or the worst in all the
challenges

to have to lip-sync.

There were people who did much
worse.

Marina got lost in the acting
challenge.

Onyx didn't stand out much
either,

or Diamante, Jota, or Sethlas.

It could have been any of them,
but I don't think Samantha
should've left.

Now it'll be like Sex and the
City.
It won't be the same without
Samantha.

I don't think we'll miss her
looks,

but... she was very sweet.

-Hey, congratulations,
beautiful.
-Congratulations!

Vene, the winner!

I'm very happy, but it's
bittersweet too.

-[Venedita] You win, a friend
goes home.
-[Estrella] Right.

It's bittersweet,

but I'm happy because what the
judges said

was a nice boost.

-They called you "iconic."
-Of course.

They called me iconic.

To me, that was the best thing.
I mean...

We have to move on already,
b*tches.

There's lot of work left to do
and it's going to be tough.

Let's go then. Let's go!

Time for the next thing...
butterfly.

I don't know why
I'm obsessed with gluing my wigs
on

with crazy glue.

What will happen? What surprises
are in store? I don't know
anymore.

Every day is a surprise.
I prefer not to think about it.

I'll take this!

I prefer for it to be a surprise

No lube.

Take my nose!

Well, a little lube.

It won't hurt.

[Theme music plays]

The winner of Drag Race Spain

will receive a year's supply
of products from Krash Kosmetics

and 30.000.

Tonight's judges are Ana
Locking,

Javier Calvo, and Javier
Ambrossi,

with our special guest judge,
La Prohibida.

It's a new day in the Werk Room.

[Estrella] I'm done. This is
weird.

Walking into the room yet again.

This time in slow motion.
Alright.

One more day in the Werk Room,
b*tches!

-One more, one less.
-One more, one less.

We need to talk. I'm upset
because...

I'm supposed to be the farter
here!

And I think someone's trying
to take my place.

Of course, darlings.

I'm happy to talk.

I'm happy to have
a conversation and explain

what happened with Juri the
other day
to the other queens.

We had a

-Dónde estás, corazón? moment.
-A discussion.

Aquí hay tomate.

Right because we're very
nervous.
We had...

We're just as nervous now

to know what's going on.

What happened?

Marina is very deep
when she's explaining herself.

She's always gesticulating.
"I don't know this. I don't know
that."

Personally, I felt a bit

like you've pulled away from me

and from how I'm feeling.

People don't talk to me and say,

"How are you?" That doesn't
happen.

That's what upset me.
I know it sounds like a tantrum,

but that's the best way
I have of dealing with that.

Marina and Juriji
are very intense about
everything.

Like a firework.

They collide and they explode.

So, she felt attacked and I was
like...

I was in shock.

"I can't believe this is
happening,"
you know?

That's it. We talked about it

and we're good because,
deep down, we love each other

and we have good intentions.

Of course. Don't worry,
I have some pasties

that are perfect for farting.

The ceasefire between Marina and
I

is settled and it's going to
last.

I want to know
how that relationship is going.

-[Onyx] Do you know what they
mean?
-[Drag Sethlas] Not at all.

Don't play dumb.

They're so rude.

So rude.

Even if something did happen,
it's none of your business.

Focus on the competition.

Have you seen his hands?

Onyx's hands.

You know what they say about big
hands.

-[Marina] They're proportionate
to...
-To what?

-Intelligence.
-No, no, no.

-[Alarm rings]
-[Contestants scream]

Hold on to your panties, ladies!

I get excited when the alarm
rings

because I know there's a new
challenge
and that makes me...

really hard.

Who's going to come out? I don't
know.

It's Lindsay Lohan. She's come
to see us.

Hello, divas.

Do you think life
is really pretty when you're
singing?

And that the mind forgets
when the body is dancing?

Don't think too much.

Just act.

Sing, dance, and act.

What artform requires you
to be good at everything?

[Phone rings]

Yes?

You guys?

Both of you?

Those videos are crazy.
I never know what they're about,

but I love them.

It's like they're written in
drag queen.

Sounds like a musical!

Hello, hello, hello!

Beautiful!

-How are you?
-So savage!

So handsome!

Your looks are so funny, girl.

Queens, condragulations
on continuing your journey to
the top

and winning this show.

Remember, the winner will
receive

a year's supply of products
from Krash Kosmetics,

a crown and scepter,

and 30.000.

Let me ask you:

how good are you

at dancing,

singing,

and acting

at the same time?

-We can work it out.
-Amazing.

-We do it all the time.
-We'll do it with dignity.

This week, you will have
a golden opportunity

to learn, thanks to two
of our crown jewels.

Oh, Pit Crew!

Hello, hello, hello!

They could have come out in
underwear, no?

Since they were supposed
to be the Pit Crew?

Just saying.

Do you know our musical Holy
Camp?

-Yes.
-Of course.

[Estrella] What a smash!

We have prepared
this challenge just for you.

Awesome!

Holy Camp was created in 2013.

It was a musical
that became a phenomenon

and spent nine years in the
charts,

with versions all over the world

and a movie
that was nominated for five
Goyas.

And now, it will be turning into
what it always should have been:

Holy Drag Camp.

-I love it!
-Amazing!

And you nine will be the stars!

I can't believe it!

I really can't believe it!

Drag Race Spain
is making dreams come true

that I never even knew I had.

Is there a sexy nun?

There are nuns, teenagers,

Whitney Houston... Something for
everyone.

Condragulations to the nine of
you

for this truly unique
opportunity.

A powerful show that will
culminate

in the presence

of a very special guest judge

who is an icon
in the worlds of drag and
electropop.

From Chiclana to Latin America,

with a detour to Drag Race
Spain,

La Prohibida.

La Prohibida attracts
and La Prohibida distracts.

La Prohibida is God on Earth,

after Cher.

-Amazing!
-I love her! Queen!

Bravo!

I want to see her in person.
Let's see if she's as old as she
looks.

Racers,

start your engines...

And may the best drag queen win!

Bye.

-Bye.
-Bye.

-Shall we?
-Let's go.

Let's go.

As you know, there are
five characters in Holy Camp.

We've created nine characters
so you each have one.

In Holy Camp, God appeared to
María,

but, in Holy Drag Camp, Mary
Corn

is visited by the Drag Muses.

-Let's take a look at the
characters.
-And choose them.

Mary Corn is a young queen
with dreams in Brujudrag,

the drag camp the story is set
in.

They teach her
to be a very traditional queen

but she wants to break the rules
of drag.

Let's move onto...

Susanal.

Susanal.

In French, sucer means to suck.

Susanal is like Suck-a**l.

An in-your-face, flirtatious
queen
who is immature and lacks
manners.

She discovers that she is a
l*sbian

and that she's in love with
another queen.

My eyes go straight

to the character of Susanal,

because I identify with her.

Milagritos.

A funny, but clumsy, Andalusian
queen
who is very innocent and
talented.

I don't know why, but I want
Milagritos.

Sister Bernarda. She's the
sergeant
who oversees the camp

and a traditional queen.

The Mother Superior is 80 years
old.

She's a painting that comes to
life.

She has...

Why is everyone looking at me?
Why?

Now we come to the muses.

Each muse has to have,
depending on which muse it is...

She has to have her own
personality.

The muses are important
because they sing Whitney
Houston.

I don't know how to sing. I'm
terrible.

I rely on AutoTune.

We'll decide who vibes
with each character and then
read it,

so if someone wants to change...

-Who wants to start?
-Me.

-Let's go.
-I really like Susanal.

-Me too.
-And you.

There's no way I can play
any of the other characters.

I was in the bottom last week.

This week, I want to go
for something impactful

where I know I can shine.

I get what you're saying,

but I think I'm immature
and lacking manners too.

I can play Susanal better than
Diamante.

-I think you'd be better as
Uniqueness.
-I don't know.

I want Uniqueness
to do a death drop from a
height.

We're going to think

-about how to do this.
-911.

-We'll do a step-by-step.
Alright.
-This is how we're going to do
it.

Let's do it like this.

I'm not going to compete
with Diamante for the role

because there's another role
that I think I can play well.

So I'm going to give it to
Diamante
and see how she does.

Over here?

I'm also thinking about how each
character

is going to express themselves
on-stage.

Can I say something?
It's time for you to take a
risk.

-[Javier Ambrossi] Mary Corn.
-[Marina] Okay.

It's the lead role,

so there's a lot of pressure.

She carries the whole story,

so that obviously makes me
a little bit nervous.

The one I like,
to get out of my comfort zone,

is the Mother Superior.

-Great.
-She's a great character.

I think that works.

Juriji, you've already chosen,
yes?

I think I like the Muse of
Talent.

Plus she sings Whitney Houston
and you sing very well.

I'm going to play the Muse of
Talent
as half-singing and half-sexy.

Can you play the Muse of Nerve
and you play Sister Bernarda?

I'm happy to play Sister
Bernarda.

-Milagritos, Estrella.
-I'll take that one.

-Yeah? Is that settled?
-No.

That's not settled.

I want to play Milagritos,

but Estrella wants it to annoy
me.

Ugh, it was for Estrella!

Jota wants the role,
but I'm not giving it to her.

I want to play Milagritos.

-We'll do a quick casting.
-Ah. This is so nerve-wracking!

A quick casting.

A casting with Los Javis.
I can't.

I quit the show. Bye!

Do we really have to do a quick
casting?

We'll go with Estrella first

as Milagritos.

Go, Sharonne.

Milagritos, remind the girls

what you did in Ele Ele
when you were starting out.

No, not that!

That was in the basement!

I see Estrella as Milagritos.
It suits her.

She does it so well.

-Let's go.
-Let's go. Number two.

-Second version.
-I saw everyone.

Are you throwing in the towel?

What? Now I have to do
the other one, right?

Jota saw Estrella and she sh*t
herself.

Which makes sense
because Estrella is a superstar.

I earned it, right?

-I got it?
-Yes!

Hey, queens.

To perform a musical,
the first thing you need to do

is record the songs.

We've brought in Carlos Marco,

who is also part of a drag group

called Auryn.

He's our musical director now
and he's the best.

The hardest part of this
challenge
is the repertory.

Especially if you're
in front of Los Javis,

who created it
and you have to meet their
expectations.

Let's start with the muses.

-Venedita.
-Let's go.

I only know how to do...
[Moaning]

My vocal technique is
whispering,

onomatopoeia...

... should stay...

My voice is sh*t,

but I think I can
kind of save it that way.

And I will always...

-I'm sorry.
-Good. Good.

I'm sorry. I've got phlegm

because I spent the whole day
sucking dicks in hell.

Bittersweet memories...

That's better.

Jota never leaves his character,
which is folklore and Lola
Flores.

Holy Drag Camp, darling.

Yes!

I want spicy garlic sauce,

crinkled potatoes,

and a chorizo sandwich.

[Vocalizing]

Amazing!

Great.

Nailed it.

-Do you like Holy Camp?
-I love it. I'm obsessed.

I'm happy

[Whispering] Why are you happy?

I'm happy

Why are you happy?

That's what I want to know

To be a diva

You have to be flawless and
funny,
Tens across the board

You can a plain Jane
or you can be a grande dame

And if you're from the Canaries
I'm sure that you're alright

I have to do a rap
that goes a mile-a-minute

with the voice of an 80-year-old
nun
that lives in a painting.

I've been the best

Painting myself like a wh*re

All night and day

I think Los Javis are getting
excited.

Lovely!

Let's do it and see

And then you can say

It's just a game

I'm dying to give it my all

-We've got it.
-Good.

-Ready.
-Awesome!

Now it's time to do some acting.

-Staging.
-Carmelo is here.

-Choreography.
-How are you guys?

-Good.
-Great.

From the top.

We'll start with Susana Susanal

and Mary Corn in the bed.

[Diamante] Being directed by Los
Javis

makes me feel tingly inside,
like, "Oh, my God, this is
incredible!"

And, at the same time, "sh*t!"

The rhythm is faster here, like,
"What are you doing, Mary Corn?"

I felt a presence.
No, it was just my Grindr
hookup.

He's the one moaning.

Alright, let's go.

You get up and then...
Your makeup is over here.

While she's calling,
you're going to look...

-There's a mirror here and...
-Imagine yourself in front of
it.

I'm doing much better
than I expected acting with
Marina

because she lives in her own...

yuppie world,

but she's actually quite
focused.

Oh, Susanal,

I think I felt a presence.

What? What are you talking
about?
That's my Grindr hookup.

Diamante needs to be a bit
more flirtatious and less
polite,

which is what the character
calls for. We'll see.

Ooh!

Let's go! Let's go!

Bigger!

I've seen more energy in
bathhouses.

The rehearsal is great

because Los Javis
give you lots of direction

and it's clear right away,

so you can get where you need to
be.

That's amazing.

You tell her about the
hesitation
and, because she's so
innocent...

She gets nervous too.

-Watch out for the rhythm.
-Okay.

For me, it's very important
to be directed by Los Javis.

Especially Javier Calvo.
I have a lot of respect for him

since he played Fer
in Física o química.

I used to imagine,

when I was 13 years old
and watching that show in bed...

I can't.

It makes me cry.

Onyx,

the important thing for you
is to be seen and heard,

through the directions we give
you.

Stick with them!

-You're such b*tches!
-b*tches!

Make them shut up when you say
it.
Make them look at you and listen

and do what your character
deserves.

I studied in a convent school

and my favorite nun was a witch

that was always shouting at us,

laughing at us, grabbing at us.

There's a part of me that's so
excited

to get into drag
and play this f*cking nun.

Let's go!

b*tches!

It looks easy, but it's not.
Being a painting is hard.

To be a painting in real life,
you have to know how to be
still.

Muses, you have to give
personality.

That's the show.

The Drag Muses appear to Mary
Corn.

Each one represents something.

It's time for choreography with
Carmelo

and it's no secret
that I'm a little slower,

but between today and tomorrow,
I'm going to be fine.

They're going to be very simple
movements.

Let's begin. Five, six, seven...

The other muses are clueless.

When you get here,
you have to come together,

shoulder-to-shoulder, okay?

That's it. Shoulder-to-shoulder,
but straight.

Straight, okay?

Churici... La Zuchi is gone.

She's lost in the choreography
and everything else.

Venedita is a plank.
She's not doing anything either.

She's not in control.

And Sethlas is trying to lead,
but...

We all want to lead, but we
can't.

Good luck and see you tomorrow.

See you tomorrow. I'm so
nervous.

-Bye. Thank you so much.
-Bye.

Let's see what happens.
I'm looking forward to it.

-ELIMINATION DAY
-Better dead than basic.

I've already had three coffees
and I'm feeling flirty.

-Flirt with me.
-Flirt with everyone.

Today is the premiere of Holy
Drag Camp.

We're tired, but we're also
nervous.

It's like the Olympics of drag,

or the drag army.

The question is:
who was able to sleep

after last night's rehearsal?

I think this is the most intense

and complicated challenge we've
had...

-You have to do everything.
-It's very demanding.

We're very stressed because the
roles...

I mean, Holy Camp is huge

and it's elimination day.

Our nerves are shot.

Getting the chance to rehearse
with Los Javis is insane.

-It's incredible.
-This is a major challenge.

They're more handsome
in person than they are on TV.

-Diamante is on her favorite
subject.
-I stick to what I know.

And you call me a wh*re.

Production, get this girl a boy

-because she really needs one.
-Yeah, a guy.

I'd offer myself to Los Javis

for a human spitroast.

It's time to get into makeup,
no?

Energy, energy. Let's go.

Ooh! What are those photos?

-They're...
-They're so cute!

My family.

-Is this you?
-Yeah.

You're so cute.

So small.
That's in the Dominican
Republic.

-It's so lovely.
-Before we came here.

I come from a very humble
family.

We lived in a house
made from four planks.

My parents decided to come here
for us.

-We came when I was eleven.
-You were eleven?

Yeah. My family
didn't have anything growing up.

Sometimes we got up and we
didn't know
what we were going to eat

because there was nothing in the
house

and we didn't know
where we'd get it from.

Waking up in the morning
and not knowing when you'll eat
next...

It's tough.

It was hard for me

because I was the odd kid in
high school.

I came to Spain
with this dream of a better life

and fitting in somewhere
for the first time.

It was like a punch in the gut

because I never fit in.

I was the g*y kid there

and I went from that
to being the g*y black kid.

So

I don't know how I developed
a way to push aside

those things that hurt me
when I was a kid.

You learned a lot from it

and what matters is that you are
who you are now and you're
living...

Your truth, as we say in French.

-Living my dream.
-... your dream.

That's right, baby.

Don't touch my face or you'll
smudge.

["Covergirl" by RuPaul plays]

Welcome to the main stage
of Drag Race Spain.

They say getting the call
from Los Javis

is one of the best things
that can happen to you.

Javier Ambrossi, good evening.
How are you?

Happy. Ecstatic.

Nervous about everything
we've planned, but happy.

Which of you makes the call
when you're interested in an
artist,

and what is the other one
usually doing?

-I always make the call.
-Oh!

And the other one
gestures in the background.

Cheeky!

-Ana Locking. How are you, my
dear?
-Very good, darling. I'm so
happy.

I want to know, has a call from
Calvo and Ambrossi

ever left you "Locking?"

They called me about a party
once.

Ah!

-What party?
-That's strange.

This party right here!

Javier Calvo, welcome. How are
you?

Great. So happy to be here.

What was the call

that changed your lives forever?

I remember one night,
after a production of Holy Camp,

Enrique Lavigne called us

and said he wanted to make it
into a movie.

Anything can happen after any
show.

Including today's.

We'll be ready then. Perfect.

Today we have a special guest
judge

with an impressive
artistic career behind her.

Forget prohibited;

she should be mandatory.

Ladies, it's La Prohibida.

[Ana] Bravo!

-Bravo!
-Thank you. Hi!

Prohibida, thank you so much
for being here.

I'm really happy to be here

and thank you for inviting me.

I'm going to make a confession.

I love drag shows.

Really? I don't know why,
but I like them.

Very good.

This week, Drag Race Spain
is the luckiest show

in Drag Race herstory

because it's the first
to present Holy Camp by Los
Javis.

The special TV adaptation

of their box office smash,

starring our queens
and entitled Holy Drag Camp!

After enjoying this incredible
show,
we'll be gagging for even more

with a spectacular runway

in which the queens aspiring to
be
Spain's Next Drag Superstar

will be serving looks
that are actually two-in-one.

Racers, start your engines

and may the best drag queen win!

Welcome to "La Brujudrag" camp.

Please turn off your cell
phones,

as they may interfere
with the signs from the Muses.

The show's about to begin.

Oh, yes, papi.

Ooh!

If I

should stay

I would only

be in your way

So I'll go, but I know

I'll think of you every step of

the way

And I

will always love you

-[Jota] Do you hear that? It's
Whitney!
-[Juriji] I will always love
you.

You, my darling you

Crinkled potatoes
and a chorizo sandwich.

Bittersweet memories

That's all

I'm taking with me

So goodbye, darling.

Please, don't cry, my love.

We both know

That I'm not what you need

Tell her!

The calling, darling.

And I

will always love you

Tell her, girl. Tell her!

I will always

love you

Mary. Mary Corn, what are you
doing?

Susanal,

I think I felt a presence.

What presence?

That was my Grindr hookup.

He said he was discrete,
but he's a moaner.

We're late and you're still in
pajamas.

Hey, these aren't pajamas.

Look, if you like them, I'm
happy.

Did you call the cab?

No. sh*t. You call them, please.

"sh*t. You call them. Do this.
Do that..."

[Emotional music plays]

It'll be here in five.
Did you buy the poppers...

What the f*ck are you doing
with that mustache?

We're not going to
the Toñi Moreno party. Let's go.

-Let's go.
-It's just...

But

But nothing! We're late!

Liquid courage.

-For pretty girls!
-For pretty girls!

sh*t!

That painting of the Mother
Superior
has some bad vibes.

It's like she's watching
everything we do.

-Let's go.
-Let's go.

b*tches!

Good evening! We're Suma Latina!

Let's forget yesterday

And start again

No lies

Sorry, guys, my friend's
pulling a Dovima.

She's a big fan!

In my...

All together!

Tell me what I can do

How I can keep you in my...

No. Do not make me Inti! No!

Let's go, Sister. Let's go.

Please, what was I saying?

You look beautiful today, Mother
Superior.
You look beautiful.

Look. They're so wonderful.
Such little devils.

Come on. Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go, please.. Susanal
Romero.
Not like that, though.

-Come on, ladies.
-Mary Corn, please.

Get up. I've seen more energy
in bathhouses.

Let's go. Let's go.

Congratulations, ladies,
you just broke a record.

I just got here from
Torremolinos

and you're already f*cking up my
life!

Come them a round of applause,
Milagritos.
Clap!

-This is for you!
-Silence!

Look at those faces.

-Yes.
-So beautiful.

-How did you find them, sister?
-I think...

Silence!

Be quiet. Zip it.

How was yesterday's show?

What do you think?

You watch one bad reality TV
show

and put some photos on Instagram

with the Valencia filter on them
and now you're drag queens?

No!

Tell them, Sister Milagritos.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Not everything is about
Instagram, okay?
Not everything is about
Instagram.

Those two pictures uploaded by
Susa

-No, no!
-We had a show at Black and
White.

At Black and White!
Oh, Black and White!

Black... Yes. Yes.

The pinnacle of elegance.

Black and White.

Let's see. Do you think
you belong in dumps like that?

Who do you think you are? La
Prohibida?

-No.
-Kika Lorace?

No.

-Supremme De Luxe in Intimísimo?
-No, no.

Sister Milagritos, show them
what you did

in Ele Ele when you were
starting out.

Oh, I'm so ashamed, Sister
Bernarda.

Don't try this at home, okay?

Look, I did this...

What are you doing, Sister
Milagritos?

Get up!

Not what you did in the
basement;

what you did upstairs.

Upstairs!

Don't you laugh. What I did
upstairs
was totally different.

Listen, let me explain.

I took it and I always cut it...

-I was like this...
-No, no, no.

I ground it all up and got my
tube...

-With the tube
-No, no.

-Put on the music...
-No, no, no.

Put on the music and let's show
these girls what a real
punishment is.

I'm happy

Why are you happy?

I'm happy

Tell me why

I'm happy today

Why are you happy?

That's what I want to know

Because I'm a drag queen

A great drag queen

A drag queen, that's what you
see

Hallelujah!
I've put on my wig

I've got a heel that's so big

We're going to burn the house
down

Take it to the rap!

To be a diva
This is what you have to be

Flawless, funny,
Tens across the board

You can be a plain Jane
or you can be a grande dame

If you're from the Canaries,
I'm sure that you're alright

Amen!

Amen!

Well, that's that.

Here at Brujudrag,

we'll teach you how to be drag
queens
in the way God intended,

but, for now ladies,

you two are grounded.

-What?
-Grounded!

-I'm sorry.
-Why?

While your friends
spend a few sinful days

at Ritual Torremolinos,

surrounded by trade,

you will stay here in
confinement.

Obviously,

under the supervision of
Milagritos.

I'm sorry, Sister,
but you'll have to go without
trade.

No, no, I've been working on my
body.

I know, Sister,
but you won't need trade.

I have to go without.

What should I do
with all that lube I bought?

Because of you!

-See you later, Mari Corn.
-Yes.

We'll talk later, yes.

Are you going to help me
make the bed, or are you in a
rush?

Sorry?

I'm punished because of you
and you want me to help you?

Girl, you're crazy.

Why are you so damn shady
all of a sudden?

Who do you think you are, Malú?

Well, you're not, b*tch!

Go to hell!

[Emotional music plays]

I didn't stop to think

That maybe this is just
my drag calling

I'm so confused and alone

I've been as good as I can be

Painting myself like a wh*re
night and day

What the hell do I do now?

If this is drag, what a bore

I don't know what to paint here
anymore

I want something different

That makes me happy

Hey, girl!

Who are you?

We're the Drag Muses!

Drag, drag, drag, drag

Charisma!

Uniqueness!

Nerve!

Talent!

What are you doing here?

What do you want from me?

Sweetie, if we told you,
there'd be no more musical.

There's a superstar inside you.
If you want, you can shine.

Bertín Osborne?

No. Wait a second, I'm lost.

Darling, at La Brujudrag,
you have to be yourself,

control your own destiny.

AVON is calling... I said...

Be yourself.

But how?

Don't worry, b*tch,

because you've got us on your
side.

I didn't stop to think

I don't want to see
or hear your drag calling

But it makes me feel so strange

Damn. This is so boring.

I'm more bored
than the first eliminated queen.

Marisa, I love you.

Let's see.

Hey, Susanal.

Hey.

Look, I...

I'm sorry I was so harsh,

but this new habit
is squeezing my between-me, down
there...

-I get it.
-Right? It sucks.

I'm going to put all that to one
side.

I think something's wrong
with your friend Mary.

I brought her my first dress.
Look at that waist.

Now I can't even fit my thigh in
it.

I brought her the first dress I
used

at Gula Gula, with my group, The


You were a performer?

-Duh!
-Really?

Yes. I was in a little group
with a young girl

who was very famous.

I wonder what happened to her?

Carmen Farala. She's from my
hometown.

So... Yes.

We met up again
and made ourselves up like
wh*res.

We looked like parrots

and, well, we made music.
Songs like...

Ana Torroja?

No. Ana Torroja, no.
Songs like Los Presuntos.

-Who?
-Los Presuntos Implicados. Look.

And all the flowers

That bloom for lovers

And awaken my dreams

Say that you'll come

And I'm going to write you

A song about open arms

About hopeful hearts

For me to sing

For all the times that you've
lost me

I found myself in your eyes

And I've fallen so many times

But your hand lifts me up again

Oh!

Damn, how I've longed to do
that.

What?

Ay, ay, ay! Susanal! Susanal
Romero!

What will people think?

-Who cares what they think?
-What do you mean?

-Oh, Susanal.
-It's true.

Against all odds,
if I, Susanal Romero, am a
l*sbian,

then I'm a l*sbian.

And if I've fallen in love with
a queen,
then I've fallen in love with a
queen.

-Oh, Susanal.
-And I, Mary Corn,

don't want to be a normal drag
queen.

I want to wear a mustache
and anything else that I want.

-Of course.
-To each their own.

-Say yes, my love.
-I love you.

Oh, my God!

You know what? We'll put on
the best show of our lives.

-Get ready.
-Come on. I know you've got it
in you.

Let's go!

Ay, ay, ay!

What is this?

-What is this?
-Oh, Sister Bernarda.

It looks like Cirque du Soleil
in here.

Shut up! You're older than dirt.

Our song, girl.

[Estrella] What are they doing?

Let's go.

Move your hips
Let the race begin

Everything's going to work out
today

Watch how I move
The wind in my hair

We came to dance

Hey, papi
Oh, oh, oh

You drive me crazy

When I touch your lips

Let's go!

Let's do it and see
And then you can say

It's just a game
I'm dying

To give it my all, oh, oh, oh

To give it my all

Let's go!

My bed has four corners

And four hot guys
Who save it for me

I close my eyes
I scream your name

And dance so sweetly
All night long

Ay, ay, ay!
Ave María Purísima.

This is better
than when the Virgin Mary
appeared

at the sauna in "Paraíso."

Who are these four hags?

Congratulations, b*tch.
You know who you are, my child.

You are a unique queen.

You're weird, a little rough
around
the edges, but you're wonderful.

I have to admit, darling,
you're our favorite weirdo.

Well there's a bridge and
there's a river

that I still must cross

As I'm going on my journey

Oh, I might be lost

And there's a road I have to
follow,

a place I have to go

Well no-one told me just how to
get there

But when I get there I'll know

'Cause I'm taking it step by
step,

Bit by bit

Stone by stone [yeah],

Brick by brick

Step by step,

Day by day

Mile by mile, yeah

[Estrella vocalizes]
But I won't let my spirit fail
me

Oh, I won't let my spirit go

Until I get to my destination

I'm gonna take it slowly
'cause I'm making it mine

Step by step,

-[Refrain] Step by step,
-[Queens] Bit by bit,

Stone by stone [yeah],

Brick by brick [oh, yeah]

Step by step

Susanal, I love you!

Day by day

Mile by mile

I know you're hurting

And I know you're blue

And I know you're hurting

But don't let the bad things get
to you

[Sharonne vocalizes]

-Bravo!
-What a showstopper!

Bravo!

Incredible, right?

Oh, my God! Incredible!

-You need to take this on tour.
-Yeah.

-["Sissy That Walk" by RuPaul
plays]
-[Supremme] Category is: two
looks in one.

[Supremme] Juriji Der Klee.

[Juriji] For my two-in-one
runway,
I'm wearing a black hood.

Suddenly, I pull the cord

and take you to the canals of
Venice.

Oh!

Where can I get
some nice Venetian blinds?

I'm wearing a period dress,
like Marie Antoinette.

Disco Ibiza, Locomía.

From the bordello to Saint
Mark's Square.

Honestly, I think I caused a
sensation.

-A lot of people in Versailles
today.
-Yes.

Too many. I'm out of here.

[Supremme] Onyx.

[Onyx] My original idea
was to come out in an egg,

but that's been done before,

so I redesigned it as a cocoon.

I've thrown away too many tents
in Spain.

-Oh!
-What would Kubrick do?

It was the egg from Alien.

This look represents the flora
on Planet Onyx,

which are these huge cocoons
that transform

into warriors.

It's Margarita Seispechos.

With six breasts,
you can feed three Cubans.

If Sabrina did that well showing
one,
imagine her.

[Supremme] Venedita Von Däsh.

[Venedita] My runway look is

is a lucky troll doll

with her furry coat and her
hooker boots.

-She's a troll-op!
-Oh!

Troll-op!

It transforms into a princess
troll

with the gem in her belly button

and a princess dress
that's kind of costumey,
honestly.

Look at her. She ate acid.

I'm not too confident in my look
because it's a bit carnival,

but oh well!

-The troll-op is out.
-The troll-op.

[Supremme] Jota Carajota.

[Jota]I step onto the runway
in a Mugler-style shell

with Botticelli's Venus inside..

Ooh! Venus!

-Let's see.
-Let's see.

I'm struggling with the reveal.
Why? Because I gained weight.

Oh!

But I make up for it
by giving head. I'm very
decisive.

-She's very manga.
-Carmencita Polo.

Carmencita Polo.

I like the necklace

-because it's subtle.
-Yes.

I'm getting caught up in
everything.

It's like a punch in the gut,

but nothing happens.
There's a lot going on

and everyone makes mistakes.

You're such a queen...

[Supremme] Sharonne.

Ooh, feathers. We already like
it.

-Volume.
-Glitter. We like that too.

We like yetis too.

Woo!

Ah!

Tonight I'm a phoenix.

My look symbolizes
the smoke from the ashes

and all the feathers
that disappear when the bird
burns.

Darling!

Does anyone have a mop?
I just flooded my basement.

My phoenix is like a superhero.

She knows what we want
and she's giving it to us.

Trapped in her space capsule.

[Supremme] Drag Sethlas.

[Drag Sethlas] I step onto the
runway
as a cute baby

with a pacifier.

-Ah!
-Her first communion!

Oh!

Which transforms into
a girl receiving her first
communion.

-Tell me your sins, my child.
Oh!
-Oh!

Here comes the bride,
all dressed in white.

If you don't get married...

I'll k*ll myself!

The girl becomes a woman

and transforms into a beautiful
bride

with an incredible, and very
long, train.

-Throw it here. I want it.
-Three, two, one.

And when the judges look up,

I'm already ready for the
honeymoon.

Hey, I'm going to get married.

-I'm next.
-You're getting married.

You're going to get married!

[Supremme] Diamante Merybrown.

[Supremme] She's throwing eggs.

Is there anything better in this
world

than a Kinder Surprise?

-Let's see.
-Oh!

She's out!

But that's not all!

Oh!

I take everything off

and we've got the surprise: no
less than

a racing cart.

-A cart!
-The Fast and the Furious!

She's playing with
what comes out of her ba*ls.

I'm bringing concepts.

I bring it to you every week.

They can't complain!

-It's skidding!
-Ah!

The highway to hell.

[Supremme] Marina.

[Marina]I'm wearing a short
dress
with blue sequins

and a wig like Priscilla.

Oh!

-Oh!
-Wow!

Night and day. Then, all of a
sudden, bam:

a red, punk eleganza Marina,
who's a powerful femme fatale.

Fashion goddess.

She really knows how to strut.

I'm feeling incredible.

I'm giving it my all.

I'm serving you the art I live
for
in everything that I do.

Bad and blonde.

[Supremme] Estrella Xtravaganza.

Oh!

I recognize this girl.

[Estrella] My two-in-one look
is Marilyn Monroe.

I'm wearing a white fur coat.

I've got the iconic pink dress
Marilyn wore for Diamonds
underneath.

They prefer them...

Oh!

Wow!

Then I've got the white dress
from the famous photo.

Think there's nothing else?
Think again.

-Yes!
-More!

More!

Then I go bam!

I'm wearing a 60s-style
swimsuit.

I take my cap out of my breasts

and put on my swim cap.

-The little cap!
-Oh!

I've thought of everything.

[Dramatic music plays]

Queens, congratulations to all
of you
for this incredible runway.

Now, when I call your name,
please step forward.

Jota Carajota.

Onyx.

Sharonne.

Marina.

Estrella.

Juriji.

You are the tops and bottoms of
the week.

Sethlas,

Venedita,

Diamante,

you're safe.

-Thank you.
-You may go untuck backstage.

Queens, we'll start with Juriji.

Juriji, we were hoping you would
be
the main voice among the muses

and you were a little...
You got a bit lost.

I have a feeling
you have a lot more to give.

This could have been the
challenge
for you to show off and...

And you stayed like this,
like...

You always look perfect to me.

Here, we have a look
with a perfect corset,

with this Venetian thing,

with the bustle on the back.

It's all perfect. Everything is
beautiful.

You have an amazing lyric voice.

That's obvious,

but you're missing the strength
to drive you...

to be super-special, because you
are.

I assume you believe that,
but you have to...

You have to have conviction
and that's what we need to see.

You have to believe it
because you are amazing.

-What's wrong, Juriji?
-Are you okay?

I'm sorry.

There is a part of me
that keeps me from pushing
forward

because, deep down,
I don't think I'm good enough

because that's hard for me to
believe.

And...

Look, we come from g*y bars,

clubs,

fairs, festivals.

That's where we came up

After seeing what you did today,

I'm very proud to come from that

because I can see
what we're transforming that
into.

I think you have to start
by not trying to convince us

and instead, convince yourself.

We're going to speak to Onyx.

You were really good in the
show.

Mother Superior was a very hard
character.

In terms of your look,
I wasn't very surprised by what
you did

because it's maybe something
we've seen from you before

and I don't think there were two
looks.

It was like, "I'm covered up
and now you can see my look."

I agree with Javi.

I think you took on the
supporting role.

For example, in Spanish cinema,
there are supporting roles

that have stolen the show.

And you did really well.

And this is the runway.

Your concept is very clear
and it's identifiable.

That's great, but we're in a
competition.

-I know.
-Let's move on to Jota Carajota.

I really liked the idea of the
look,

how you come out of the shell,

but you opened it too soon

and we didn't see
all of the outer part of the
look.

And then the reveal took too
long.

I think a reveal needs to be
more dynamic

and can't take too long.

There are moments

in shows that slow everything
down a bit.

Tell me how you felt in the
musical.

I think I did well

because I think I nailed
the movements and the
choreography.

I was afraid of dancing

and I think the character wasn't
clear.

It was a bit better this time.

It was a lot better,

but when your dialog came,
there were hiccups.

All of a sudden, it was like,
"Come on."

It's because you lack
confidence.

Now we'll go to Sharonne.

I've been directing Holy Camp
for almost nine years.

It's very hard to surprise me.

And you surprise me.

You surprised me a lot.

The way you tackled
the character and the song

made them iconic.

I don't remember what they were
like
before your performance.

I'll never forget it.

I wanted to highlight
the details in your performance

and the details in your outfit.

They are thought out
down to the smallest detail.

And then you sell it.
It's perfection, Sharonne.

-Thank you so much.
-Congratulations.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

Now we're going to talk to
Marina.

Marina, I think you passed
this challenge with flying
colors.

You were the star of the musical

and you were the star.

I think the same is true on the
runway.

You made the reveal look
effortless.

You flowed and you were elegant.

[Ana] I saw a reveal
that was totally seductive.

You revealed
the more suggestive femme fatale

with that neopunk kind of wig,

but also this element of 1950s
Hollywood.

And that element of surprise
made it enjoyable too.

I was fascinated by how you
walk.

There's a balance
and you never lose your
expression.

Now we're going to talk to
Estrella.

I really liked your runway
because I was expecting

you to move onto something
trashier
when you started changing

-and I'm glad you didn't.
-Thank you.

I want to ask:
what was the experience like for
you?

Ah... It was incredible.
I don't want to start crying.

When you did the show Física o
química,

you were a role model for me,

because I saw a character

in a TV show
who was openly g*y and I said,

"Why not me?"

Actually, when I came out of the
closet,

I was watching an episode
of Física o química,

and my mother came to ask me.

She came and asked me.

And I don't know why,
but that day, I was watching the
show

and, thanks to you, I found the
strength
to tell her that night.

"Yes. I like men."

I was able to play

a role that inspired people
and, just like that,

you're up there now

and there are people at home
saying,

"Hey, I can be like..."
They can be like you.

And they can have the tools

-to understand who they are.
-Yes.

[Javier Calvo] And they can
admire you
and see themselves in you.

[Estrella] But I didn't do
anything!

What do you mean, you didn't do
anything?
Do you know what you did?

You did a Milagros

as good as any Milagros

they've had at Teatro Lara.

-Stop!
-For me, you were Milagros.

Thank you so much. Honestly.

-You were incredible.
-Incredible.

Thank you so much. Honestly.

Ladies, thank you very much
for your work this week.

You may go backstage
and join the other girls.

[Ana] Thank you for everything.

Ah, oh, my God.

-Half-way. We're at the equator.
-We're in Ecuador. That's nice.

-We're already there.
-I felt calmer

because I came prepared...

-Will you hold this for me?
-Sure.

-I came prepared...
-To...

I thought I was lip-syncing.

-What did you...
-Wow!

-Darling!
-Showing skin always helps...

Yeah, it helps.

-I can't show anymore.
-You're already a sl*t.

Let's go. To another week.

-Ooh!
-Hey.

-Hey.
-How are you, girls?

Awesome!

We all had a drink.

I think I'm going to have to
lip-sync.

They said my two-in-one look
wasn't good,

that it didn't work.

And then that I was lost
in the acting challenge

and I left too much space
between my lines.

I can't go home today.
Actually, I'm not going home
today.

I'm very upset.

They said I was
a scene stealer in the challenge

and that I did really well,

but that my look is what dragged
me down.

And I don't think this look

deserves to be in the bottom,
not at all. Not by a longshot.

Yeah, I'm very upset. I'm angry,

but that's because I'm ashamed.

But that's how I feel things.

What can I do? I'm really angry.

Estrella, you're happy, right?

-Yeah, I'm happy.
-Good.

You don't look it.

She made a speech, like...

Everyone was crying.

What means the most to me
is that they said that,

in the same way Javier Calvo

was a role model for me,

now I can be a role model for
someone.

I think that's amazing.

-I feel good.
-Yeah?

Everything they said to me
was very positive.

They liked the runway.

They said the reveal was very
smooth.

This week, I swear to God,
I'm back on top.

What about you, Juri?

That tear is longer than it was
before.

I'm happy to be here, but...

there's a part of me that can't
believe it

and that tells me
I don't deserve it.

-Of course you deserve it.
-Why wouldn't you?

My mind plays tricks on me.

It's my worst enemy.

Let me tell you something,

and everyone else:

I never thought, when I got
here,

it was going to be like this.

Congratulations on what we're
doing.

Totally.

-And you deserve it.
-You deserve it,

just like the queens who've gone
home.

We deserve it
because this is what we work for

and what we love.

Ladies,

now that it's just us,

we can open the beauty parlor.

-What a show!
-Time for the chop!

Let's start with Juriji.

She's very talented, but she
needs
to find a way to show it.

She's blocking her own energy.
She doesn't realize she's a
goddess

and how wonderful she is.

[Ana] She needs to know
how amazing she is.

And she has to do it now.

Now let's talk about Onyx.

She was amazing in the musical.

I didn't expect her
to be such a scene stealer.

But, since we're breaking the
tie
based on their looks,

because it's so tough,

the look left me colder.

It wasn't two looks in one.
It was a cocoon that opened

and the look was inside.

Yeah. And look at her body
makeup.

The details on the face...
She's absolutely incredible.

Now we'll talk about Jota
Carajota.

I agree with Ana.

She was really quick to take
off...
the most elaborate part of the
look.

It was hard to see the
reference.

We didn't see Botticelli's
Venus.

I think it's a youthful error.

For me, with respect to the
muses,
it was a bit overacted.

And, in general, we tried to get
her
to find her own way of doing it,

with the "olé,"

"It's Whitney," and all that
stuff,
which was very funny,

but something happens on-stage

and it's that she doesn't fit.

I think Jota is a diamond in the
rough,

but she needs a little polish.
Just a little.

Learning to walk more
confidently,

how to reveal... Well...

Let's talk about Sharonne.

Sharonne. Absolutely amazing.

Actress, singer...

She made me forget
about all the other Bernardas.

She did something very difficult
on-stage,

which was to be natural, but
drag.

Right.

It's very hard to do and she did
it.

Now we'll talk about Marina.

She's also an example of
professionalism.

She's a great dancer and today,
she showed us

she can also perform a song

fantastically and with a tough
role.

Right, guys?

It's a very tough role

and she showed
she was up for any challenge.

Marina is an absolute beast
on-stage.

She does a lot with very little.

An expression, a hand, a
gesture...

And that's very hard to pull
off.

And finally, Estrella
Xtravaganza.

Today was a defining moment for
Estrella

on that stage

because she conveyed happiness

and made us smile.

She played Milagros perfectly
and gave an unforgettable
performance.

For me, Estrella was incredible
this week.

Silence!

Have we reached a decision?

-Yes.
-Yes.

Bring back my girls.

[Dramatic music plays]

Welcome back, queens.

The judges and I have
deliberated

and we've made some decisions.

Marina,

you'll never know how strong you
are

until strength is your only
choice.

And today, my dear, you were
very strong.

Sharonne,

we are not what we do,

but rather what we overcome
every day.

We must never forget that.

Estrella,

your inner strength is all you
need

to achieve your dreams.

Estrella, condragulations,

you are the winner
of this week's challenge.

-Thank you so much.
-Brava!

Oh, my God! I can't believe it!

I'm so happy. So happy to have
won.

-You may join the other girls.
-Thank you.

[Drag Sethlas] Come here, girl.

Sharonne,

Marina,

you're safe.

You may join the other girls.

Thank you.

Onyx,

you're safe.

-Thank you.
-We want to tell you, Onyx,

that you are unlucky to be here
today.

Today was an impossible decision
for us.

You may join the other girls.
Thank you so much.

The fact Supremme told me
I was unlucky to be in the
bottom

is comforting to me.

[Supremme] Juriji and Jota,

you will have to lip-sync

and you're up for elimination.

I'm going to give it my all.

I'm going to surprise the judges
and stay.

Two queens stand before me.

You're going to perform
the song Baloncesto

by our special guest judge, La
Prohibida.

This is your last chance to
impress us

and save yourselves from
elimination.

[Dramatic music plays]

The time has come for you to
lip-sync...

for your...

life!

They're about to find out
what I'm made of.

The judges will know who I am.

Good luck

and don't f*ck it up.

["Baloncesto" by La Prohibida
plays]

You love me so much

And my heart is frozen

Yours is beating
As if you were

Playing basketball

Am I inside

Your chest
The queen of winter

Always reflected

In the mirrors of hell

Floating alone on the wind

Like petals that once...

It seems like we can't have a
lip-sync

on season two of Drag Race
without a wig coming off.

... a centipede

To love you and myself at the
same time

Is a risk I cannot take

Because I'm the queen of winter

My eyes go straight to Juriji
because she's being so sexy

with that corset and those
bloomers...

I couldn't take
my eyes off her, to be honest.

You love me so much

And my heart is frozen

Yours is beating as if you were

Playing basketball

Basketball, basketball

Basketball

Well done.

Queens, congratulations to both
of you.

Now we're going to see
what the judges have decided

and let you know.

[Dramatic music plays]

Juriji.

Shantay, you stay.

Thank you so much.

I'm happy and upset at the same
time

because I want to do well

and there are lots of things
to do and figure out.

But anyway, I'm safe.

Jota Carajota.

It's time to start savoring
the treats waiting for you out
there,

but for now, I'm so sorry.

Sashay away.

I'm really proud to be a q*eer
gypsy

and the youngest queen

ever on Drag Race

and to be able to compete with

and get to know these amazing
girls.

And now...

Get dinner on the stove,
grandma,
I'm coming home!

Thank you!

Olé!

-Woo!
-Olé!

Íñigo, I don't want to lose my
earring.

That cost me money.

I don't want to lose it!

-Olé!
-Gorgeous!

sh*t!

The amount of work
the b*tches put in

to making my looks...

In my heart,
I know I worked really hard

to be on this show.

I did my best.

Myself and the people who love
me
are really proud

that this Martian flamenco
dancer
made it this far.

Ay, what a shame!
What a shame, what a shame!

There are q*eer gypsies,
non-binary gypsies,

trans gypsies,

all kinds of people
and they are all valid and
important.

I hope I've helped someone
in this world

and this universe
to believe in themselves,

which is so important.

Ay, my tiger, tiger, tiger

What a sick joke, man,

that we have to leave

with all these wigs and
suitcases.

Where am I going to put these
wigs
in a small apartment in
Malasaña?

Drag Race has been
the experience of a lifetime.

I've learned a lot.

These people and the universe
got me here

because I deserve it,

because I have talent,
and because I worked for it.

Because you want the tiger to
eat me

My dark meat

Who cares what I do?

Who cares what I say?

This is who I am and who I will
always be.

And I'll never change!

Let the music play!

["To the Moon" by RuPaul plays]

Next week
on Drag Race Spain

This is the real challenge.

In February. Valentine's Day. I
love you!

And leave my p*ssy frozen!

They're going to be introducing
a foreign body into yours

in this week's maxi challenge.

Snatch Game.

Snatch Game differentiates
the fierce queens from the basic
b*tches.

You had the voice, you had the
body,

and you had her energy; her
soul.

When I was causing you
to doubt yourself yesterday,

it's because your voice
came out exactly the same.

I'm really disappointed.

I'm over it.