The winner of Drag Race España
will take home a year's worth of
free products from Krash
Kosmetics
and 30,000 euros.
On our jury today we have...
..Ana Locking,
Javier Calvo...
..and Javier Ambrossi.
And our special guest judge,
Paco León.
It's me, Pink Chadora,
the queen of the henhouse.
With wisdom to disperse,
soon I'll get to fill my purse.
I'm Pink Chadora.
I'm 38 years old
and I'm from Campo de Gibraltar,
but I live in Málaga.
My drag style is fun, primarily.
I'm like a huge doll
from a rural village
but with ambition.
Miami, Cancún, Torremolinos!
The henhouse is empty.
A fox must've eaten all the
hens.
My strengths are comedy,
improvisation,
especially that which is...
What was the question?
Supremme, Supremme de Luxe,
Supremme with barbecue sauce...
My main influences are
'80s and '90s TV,
a bit of Lola Flores,
a bit of Sonia and Selena, too.
I'm going to wait over here,
see who's next,
see who I'll have
to take a hatchet to.
She's pretty, huh?
You treated me like a hussy.
Want p*ssy, or are you too
fussy?
I am Hornella Góngora,
the queen of electrocabaret.
Too fussy, cover it up,
cos here people like...
-How crazy!
-Oh, well, then...
Electrocabaret is
a fusion between cabaret
and whatever my p*ssy pleases.
Hornella, my God!
What a huge papaya you've got.
Have you seen, dear?
-Every night...
-I love it.
My drag, I like to categorise it
as electric fashion chaos,
which means absolutely anything
could happen.
Could be a thing of beauty,
a circus act, miming...
Anything.
-You're holding my hand like...
-I'm nervous.
If you're nervous,
calm down, Hornella,
because you look lovely.
You've got the talent, the
make-up,
you've got it all, love.
You've got blue eyes
that'll bowl them over.
And you've got lipstick
on your teeth.
-Oh, you're so nice!
-It's true.
Pink Chadora is a walking
tongue,
she's a brain blender.
-Imagine it's just us.
-Oh, hush. That's not gonna
happen.
You'd like to be all alone with
me,
but that's not gonna happen.
I might get a little fed up
in the end.
With me?
What she causes in me
is...discombobulation.
The papaya is pure fantasy,
I'm telling you.
-It's a snack.
-Did you paint it by hand?
It's made from cork,
like your brain.
If you've half a brain
and you've seen the show,
you can't make your entrance
with food.
If you do, you're the first to
go.
Just look at Góngora.
I'm just saying.
I can hear heels.
Lots of ruffles, just watch.
I beat my milk so much,
I got whipped cream!
Well, now, that's dirty!
I'm Pakita
and I'm a queen of queens, dear.
-What a girl, wow!
-What a beauty you are!
-My God.
-I'm dying!
You could define my drag
a lot of different ways.
I could be your daddy's fantasy
or your son's worst nightmare.
So pretty, so fresh.
And what a great colour choice.
Both in red, how lovely.
If you stick Falete
and a Furby in a c*ck
shaker,
I'm what you get.
I thought you'd be bigger,
Pakita.
Have you seen?
No, everything's small on me.
-I love it.
-It's all small.
It's all small
except for your train.
Except for my train.
Always a long train.
She's very different, Pakita.
She's something.
I'm like, "No-one's even going
to notice she's Andalusian."
-What's up? How are you coping?
-Great.
But I can't whip cream
as well as you can.
-Yeah, I can really whip it.
-I can see you do.
I can make it into cheese.
First thing I see when I enter
is Pink Chadora's face here.
That's a sight.
You don't know whether to laugh
or cry - one or the other.
-Oh, love!
-Who is it?
Sharpen your fangs, babes,
because the day of the Bestiah
has come.
Come on, babes!
I'm Bestiah, I'm 30 years young
and I come from the cultural
capital
of the province -
Leganés.
-Bestiah.
-A pleasure.
She's a real beast, so punky.
Bestiah is
your favourite rock superstar,
who's just arrived from hell's
fires
and is traversing the universe
in search of new territories
to conquer.
I love it - it's like you poured
glue all over yourself and
walked
-into a thrift shop, and boom.
-That's what I did.
-Pure fantasy, I love it.
-Look how good it turned out.
Pink Chadora is like a
locomotive,
she never stops.
She's like, "Pa-pa-pa..."
Can we see your face?
How pretty. How graphic, right?
I have to let my artistic side
show
somewhere.
I spent five years
learning to paint for a reason.
I am Art Attack.
I studied Fine Arts,
and I play the piano,
the viola, the trombone.
Anything that comes my way,
I'll pick it up and go,
"What, I can't? Course I can!"
Toto, it looks like we're not
in Kansas any more, you know?
My name's Pitita.
I'm 27 years old
and I'm from Barcelona.
I'm the fashion queen
of this third season
of Drag Race España.
-Hello.
-Hiya.
Well, then!
My name, Pitita, of course
comes from Pitita Ridruejo,
a woman who, on the outside,
always looked immaculate,
had a perfect aesthetic,
but on the inside,
was just another nutcase,
like the rest of us, in the end.
Not one of us has dressed down
for the occasion.
We're dressed to the nines.
You're practically already
dressed
for the final.
Well, that's how we've come
today.
My drag is a bit conceptual,
suggestive.
I have the good luck and talent
to be able to make
everything I'm wearing.
And fashion is the only thing
I'm a bit, like, too strict
about.
What are your strengths, Pitita?
Besides buying costume
jewellery.
I'm a bit screwed on my
strengths
since I'm super injured...
My finger's got a glove
covered in crystals over it
because I fractured it.
-Oh, God, I love it.
-You won me over with your updo.
-I want to scratch your eyes
out.
-And you've beat me with your
waist.
I love it when someone's got
a skinny waist
and we consider that a talent,
am I right?
I've dreamt of this moment
since I was a little girl.
I'm María Edilia.
Age and measurements - unknown.
Thanks to Drag Race España,
today I can shout... Venezuela!
I'm María Edilia. I'm unique,
incomparable, a collector's
item.
-How are you?
-What's your name?
Pitita, dear.
María Edilia's dress
is a Venezuelan flag?
I was thinking more McDonald's,
more... Something along those
lines.
I was like, "She's going
to pull out some chips now."
-I'm the PAN flour logo.
-Yes, totally.
I have a side to me
that's very childish, vintage,
but I've got another side
that's like the soap opera
villain.
"I'm going to get you.
"And if you think
you're going to destroy me,
"you're sorely mistaken,
Lucrecia."
Cut.
-Whose is the teddy?
-Mine. It's Toto.
-Let's see it. Can I hold it?
-Yes.
I've got superglue.
One thing I love about queens
is,
when something's ugly,
we just throw some bling on it
and think it's pretty. That's...
-Well...
-I really admire that.
You could use all the bling
you want, you'd still be the
same.
Pakita, she's so funny.
She doesn't speak much,
but when she does...
Wow!
We know who that is.
Canary Islands in the house!
Place your bets,
cos Chuchi's come...
..to get you wet. Boo!
I'm Drag Chuchi, I'm 32 years
old,
and I'm the bald, androgenous
queen
from the Canary Islands.
-What an arse!
-How pretty!
Hello, babes. I'm Chuchi.
I'd define my drag style
as artistic,
a cross between masculine
and feminine,
something in between
that you can't quite define.
I like to generate
a bit of expectation.
Chuchi is very hard to forget.
Hello, Chuchi, my dear!
The only thing prickly about
Pink Chadora is her moustache.
-So many familiar faces.
-So many familiar faces.
Just wait till I do my make-up.
I'm married,
but when that icon walks in,
because she's a Canarian icon...
It's in God's hands.
-You're a baby, aren't you?
-You noticed?
You're a big baby.
I'm going to stand up.
She's so tall,
I'm going to get dizzy.
Darlings, yes, I'm short. So
what?
All the better
to reach your dad's ba*ls.
-You won the...
-I won the gala, yes.
-I won the gala in 2019.
-OK. Congratulations. How cool.
There's a few who got
their panties in a bunch
when they saw me walk in,
which is something I love.
Oh, my God!
Keeping it simple.
Hello. I'm Vania Vainilla,
and with me, a good time
is a guarantee, yeah!
I'm Vania Vainilla,
I'm 39 years old
and I live in Madrid,
but I'm from Zaragoza.
Girls!
-Hello, hello, hello!
-Hi. How are you?
What's up? How marvellous!
My drag style is to make you
laugh,
for you to have a good time.
You have to be humorous, fun,
but at the same time sexy,
exuberant...
Not all comedians are ugly.
-And I thought I'd come done up.
-We've kept it simple.
She stole my style a bit.
The only punk rocker here is me.
Is this the first time
any of you have tried to get in?
-For me, the second.
-For me too, the second.
This is the first time
I did the casting, yes.
Oh, Pitita!
-Who are you sleeping with,
Pitita?
-No-one. No-one, unfortunately.
I had an operation on my arse
and I can't have sex.
Like a good bottom,
my sweet arse has always been
busy,
but this year I got an abscess,
one of those that swells up
like a ball.
A mess! I'm under construction.
Due to the abscess,
it's been months with no access.
We're under construction,
refurbishing.
But it's a bit much to talk
about
my an*s to all of Spain, isn't
it?
Well, well, I know who it is!
I've come to break all the
rules.
Well, almost all of them.
I'm Clover Bish, I'm 24 years
old
and I'm the first cis woman
of colour in Drag Race España.
-Hello, b*tches.
-Beautiful!
-How are you?
-What a baby face.
Dammit, I can't reach, girl.
I'm here to represent myself,
first and foremost.
I don't want any pressure -
I already have that.
But I do think it's very
important
to bring visibility to the women
who do drag, because we do
exist.
Well, I'm Clover.
I didn't introduce myself.
I'm here,
acting like everybody knows me.
What a bod!
So I really value this
opportunity,
because I'm giving a voice
and visibility to something
that's been basically ignored.
Barcelona!
-How's this possible?
-We did it!
-How's this possible?
-My mate.
The only one who's beat me
at lip sync.
What a surprise.
A diva queen
who's strong competition.
I'm not afraid of anyone.
How long have you been doing
drag?
Not long, right?
-Nine months.
-Take that!
Straight to the top.
Clover Bish is, honestly,
strong competition,
because I've followed Clover,
I've seen what she's done,
and if this girl, in nine
months,
has managed all that she has,
if we give her another week,
she'll be pissing all over us!
Oh, f*ck, that scared me!
In Torremolinos, you can be a
queen
and skate through town.
Get ready, because the first
roller skating queen is here!
I'm Kelly Roller, I'm 30 years
old
and I'm from Torremolinos,
Málaga.
Hiya!
Wow!
The Olympics, babe.
How are you? I've always said
sports are dangerous.
My drag style's basically
comedic.
I sing, dance, act.
I'm a queen-of-all-trades.
But comedy
is the most important part.
Hello, you big b*tch!
Kelly... It's been a long time
since I've spoken to her.
During the pandemic, Kelly
Roller
was being a real bore on
Instagram,
and I stopped following her.
We coincided in a show,
and, apparently, she started
shouting that I was a fake.
So, since then, I haven't,
like...
No.
What are you doing here?
Kelly Roller, darling,
you couldn't get a gig anywhere
and you've had to come here?
Please!
-You look like a Barbie doll,
dear.
-Yes, wh*re Barbie.
wh*re Barbie!
Hey, I'm really excited
to see you all.
And, from what I can see, I
don't
think I'll have to k*ll anyone.
Not yet.
Kelly Roller famously
gets along really well
with people in Torremolinos,
yes.
I'm sure she'll get along well
with everyone.
-Hulk's really changed.
-He's lost weight.
If you're going to badmouth me,
I'm going to smash you.
I'm Chanel Anorex, I'm 31 years
old
and I'm from Salamanca,
where if you're not a wh*re,
you're a bore.
My drag style is monster, but
not
depressing, dark or sinister.
I like it to be colourful and
fun.
Babe, how pretty.
-You're so short.
-I stopped growing early on.
-First time I've ever felt
short.
-Your face looks a bit off.
I'm green with envy, dear.
Chanel Anorex has sparked
a bit of interest in me.
I think she's got
an interesting take.
-Chanel, how are you, girl?
-Fab.
Just look how Fiona's changed.
That's Fiona in the Far West
after a lipo.
-Well, Fiona and Shrek.
-That's right.
I'm really nice,
but if they're looking for
trouble,
they'll find it.
-Pitita, don't pay attention to
her.
-Oh, no, no.
It's hard for people to offend
me,
honestly.
You're only offended
if they're poor, right?
No, no way. I've been poor
for a long time. Please, no.
I don't know why
you're all so obsessed with
money
when the important thing
is personality,
and I can see
you haven't got much of that.
Babe!
Body, attitude...
Tequila, chilito and heat,
the dry queen has arrived.
I'm Visa, I'm 34 years old
and I come from Mexico,
but I live in Barcelona.
Beauty!
Visa is a very full-on drag
queen,
very passionate,
gorgeous, sexy, on fire,
for your viewing pleasure.
I managed to fool immigration.
My style is very much inspired
by my Mexican roots - the coast,
carnival, delicious food,
and my strength is definitely
dance.
Oh, my God, girl!
-Oh, my God.
-How are you?
I didn't know her,
but Visa Mastercard, she looks
like
she's got a good line of credit.
Let's see how she does.
-Hello, darling. Nice to meet
you.
-Hello. Visa.
A pleasure.
Wow, Visa!
What a scandalous headdress...
..and beard.
-Well, you're the last one.
-Oh, we're all here!
We did it, sisters!
-My teddy.
-f*cking hell!
It's Supremme!
Wow!
Wow, babe!
Hey!
Surprise!
What's up, b*tches?!
This year, I didn't bring
pork scratchings - they're bad
luck.
It's me, The Macarena,
and I'm here
to get in everyone's way.
What's up? How pretty.
I'm back here on Drag Race.
Some of you'll love that,
others won't care,
but I'm here to give it my all.
I'm going to put these down
over here, they're heavy.
The repeater in the class.
It's true, pork scratchings
do always come back to haunt
you.
A bit of fruit salts.
Macarena, you look different.
What have you done to your face?
-She's Carmen's colour, isn't
she?
-She's got a thicker lip, right?
Macarena, they're going
to report you for doing
blackface.
Is it Macarena, or is it
Naomi Campbell playing Macarena?
-Macarena, dear.
-What's she doing here?
-She's from 5.
-What do you mean, 5?
Get the f*ck out of here.
She's just back from holiday,
back from some place...
She looks like a terracotta
soldier
from Xi'an or something like
that.
Macarena, take another look
at yourself.
-How are you feeling?
-What's it like, second time
around?
-Pretty chill.
-And you don't feel the pressure
of the first season?
Since I can't do any worse...
Don't sell yourself short.
She's come in strong
because she's looking good.
I mean, look, better than she
did
with a duck sitting here.
And she looks a bit full of
herself.
She seems a bit overconfident to
me.
Now we're all here!
in this one room.
There's no room for more!
Surely that's enough, right?
She done already done had
herses!
What herses? Panties?
I'm not wearing any!
What's going on?
It's already started. Ahh!
-b*tch, please.
-Run, run, run, run.
Wait for me.
Hello, queens!
Welcome to the third season
of Drag Race España.
ALL: Yay!
Condragulations to the 13 of you
for fighting hard and getting
here.
As I'm sure you know,
three is a magic number.
Spread your wings, my pretties,
and triple the magic of this
place.
Ready for the most spellbinding
race
of your lives?
Let's get started.
This is Drag Race España.
Honestly, it's such
a beautiful moment.
So much passion, so much hope,
and I just can't wait!
Hello, hello, hello!
-Look at that body-ody-ody!
-Hello there!
-How are we?
-Much better now!
Oh, Supremme,
what a beaut out of drag.
There aren't many that also slay
out of drag, such as myself.
Again, condragulations.
Welcome to the third season of
Drag Race España.
In this third season,
we've got a prize package
that no drag queen
in the metaverse would refuse.
Listen up.
The winner of Drag Race España
will receive a year's worth
of Krash Kosmetics products.
A trip to the island of Malta
for EuroPride 2023.
A crown and sceptre.
And 30,000 euros!
I think that with that I could
sort this, fix this,
and lift here and look 26 again!
Furthermore, new for this
season,
the winner of each challenge
will receive...
..2,500 euros.
Amazing!
I think there's gonna be hella
competition to win each
challenge.
And it's also important to
highlight
that the Gran Hotel de la Reina
tour is ready for its new
guests!
Queens, the competition
this third season
is the wildest and fiercest yet.
Speaking of wild animals...
Oh, Pit Crew!
Ay, mama!
I'm looking at the Pit Crew guy,
and he's fair game.
No idea what he's been doing
with Supremme behind closed
doors.
With sights such as this,
we've called the first
Mini Challenge of the season
"A Roll In The Hay".
I'm already starting to suspect
that this challenge was made for
me.
First I see everything pink
in the Werk Room
and now all the farm stuff?
What's next?
The Mini Challenge consists of
posing for our in-house
photographer, Mixta,
as farm animals.
In this homely little sack
you see here,
you're going to dip your hand in
and grab a scrap of paper
on which will be written the
name
of the animal you have to dress
as.
She who stars in the ranch-iest,
most savage photo will win.
Sisters, I live on a farm in
Mexico.
This challenge is mine. End of.
Kelly Roller.
If you don't give me a good one,
I'll tell them what you did
in Torremolinos.
And we'll tell them what you
did...
Well, well, well.
Let's see how it goes.
I'm from the country
and I had real hens.
-You're reaching a bit deep...
-Girl!
-I hope I get the little piggy.
-I AM the little piggy.
No comments, eh.
Excuse me, my corset...
I love it, cos my ex cheated on
me
and it reminds me of him.
Hold on, let's see
if I pull out an anaconda.
-Could be a fox or a wolf.
-Both at the same time!
-That's how you identify, right?
-Always.
Supremme, are you flirting with
me?
You have all you'll need
in the Werk Room
to make your transformations
into cute little beasts. OK?
I'll wait for you on set.
Let's go. But quickly,
with a bit of energy!
Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck!
Let's go, go, go! Come on,
girls!
Presenting Pitita Queen as a
mouse.
Hieeee!
How's it going, little mouse?
Oh, I'm so pleased.
I'm Rat-Anita Obregón.
I'm giving this rat
the last name Obregón,
that way I can do the
"sexy, sexy, sexy" thing.
Sexy, sexy, sexy.
Have you met Mixta?
A pleasure, dear.
I put on my t*tties,
I've got some ridiculous teeth,
and we're going to try and sell
it
the best we can.
Mixta, how's this?
I'm not getting "mousy".
He's not getting "mousy".
The mouse outfit makes me
feel...
I don't know.
Not much. Nothing, really.
What do you want me to say?
Very good, very good.
Sexy, sexy, sexy.
Kelly Roller as a bumblebee.
I'm always better from behind.
I'm flying around the set
like a f*cking bee
that doesn't know
how a f*cking bee flies.
Fly, bumblebee, fly!
I'd be able to make it there
from here, right?
Well...
I took a real bang on the rocks.
Wait there,
I'll show you my stinger.
The Macarena is coming through
the door reborn as a hen.
Cluck!
I laid an egg. It's what I do,
it's my purpose in life.
It's what I was
put on this earth to do.
Cluck, cluck, cluck, little hen.
Please! I can see
the hen's an*s, my lordy!
Not "cluck, cluck",
but maybe something that rhymes.
The hen wh*re!
Hello, little pig. How's it
going?
You all right? Oh!
-How are you doing?
-Werking my body.
I'm going to be
a little piggie doing aerobics.
Filthier!
Wait a sec, a pig is supposed to
be happy in a sty.
It's happy rolling around
and having a good time.
Yes, enjoy!
Make me feel it!
Hello. How's it going, Mr Bull?
Hi. Just beefy.
Look, it wasn't long ago
that I realised
that the bull is
like the cow's husband.
I thought they were
different species.
So I don't really know
how to embody that.
Want to see the whole cowhide?
Oh, yass!
Muddy in the pen, very good.
I just don't know what else to
do.
The little donkey.
Mixta is over there.
-Where?
-In front of you.
Hello, Mixta.
It's just that I've only ever
seen
a donkey once in my life.
Do you like me like this,
being such an a*s? Hey?
Oh, yes.
And there ARE asses in
Salamanca.
The donkey kind.
Well, and also the people kind.
More? More a*s!
Bestiah, little rabbit.
Oh! She's hurt.
-I'm battered.
-Puh-lease!
I like to put my own spin on
things,
so I'm going as a run-over
rabbit.
-I was run over.
-You were...
On the way here, that's why I'm
so battered, because I'm undead.
Very good, but this isn't a
chat show, it's a photo sh**t.
Pose.
Supremme just cut me where it
hurts.
But this woman...
I thought we were friends.
Why is she picking on me?
Vania Vainilla, horsing around.
My last husband was
hung like a horse.
Hey, you've got
two friends over there.
-Wanna do anything with them?
-Yes.
Come on, then.
What do you want to do with
them?
Well, if I'm a horse,
then I want them to ride me.
What I want is for them
to get on and ride me.
Very good.
That's it! Ah! Ride me! Like
that!
I've just got in here
and I'm already
having a threesome with two
farmers.
Now you get down and I'll ride
you.
Come on. Like that. Ah!
Ride me. Oh, amazing!
The one behind me is
set like an alpaca!
I'm a filthy horse!
-Hey there. How's it going?
-Hello.
Sorry, I'm a microphone hog.
I'm... You already know
how I am, right?
-No.
-Like a fly in sh*t, tickled
pink.
-Well, look...
-My rural fantasy.
I'm not going to rub up
against the farmers,
because I'm not one for
spreading
my legs from the get-go.
Buzz. Oh, what a dirty, dirty
boy.
You've been called a piece of
sh*t
and it's not without reason.
In truth, I thought about it
after
and decided to jump on one,
give the other the piece of poo,
and be all over them,
because flies land wherever
they want and wherever they can.
Exactly.
Visa.
How divine. How divine!
How do I look? What a beauty,
queen!
I'm going to show off my body.
Let them get a good look
at a slutty little fairy-bug.
Very good.
Touch me, fill me.
I'm wet, but I want more.
Oh, gorgeous!
Did someone order a cow?
I was in a very good moooood
when I was dressed as a cow.
I'm such an im-moo-oral girl!
Im-moo-moo-ral!
Im-moo-ral!
I love feeling really dirty -
that's why I didn't hesitate
to throw myself in the mud.
Can you help me? Please?
Now milk me!
Bahhh!
I've been fleeced, Supremme.
My sheep is going to be
a sexy, shorn sheep.
Get ready, Mixta, because it's
going
to be a fierce look.
Here, here.
I saw the farmers and I said,
"Girl, since you're already
here,
you may as well
"get down and dirty and let
yourself
be a bit ridiculous
"because you're not always
gonna be a diva.
"It's your turn
to get wet in the mud."
Show him your cute little tail.
Hang on, shake it a little,
shake it a little.
What a sight!
My shewolf is going to be
a wolf AND a h*.
Just for you, baby.
Oh, gross!
Give it to me like this!
Let's go, farmboys.
My little wh*res, you're all
animals
in the photography department.
Condragulations
to all 13 of you, girls.
But there is one among you who,
like a good little omnivore,
has chewed up the competition.
The winner of the first
Mini Challenge is...
..Hornella Góngora.
Thank you so moo-ch!
A-moo-zing, I've won.
Condragulations, dear,
you've won a photo sh**t
for Shangay magazine.
Mud included?
She's come in strong, she's just
won
a challenge dressed as a cow.
Hornella terrifies me.
Queens, the bar is sky-high
in terms of talent,
but as our goal here
is to outdo ourselves,
today, in the first episode
of the third season,
you'll be facing the...
I'm prepared for this,
it's exactly what I wanted to
do.
As our first
special guest judge says,
"We're all little animals
"and we have to love,
lick, suck and stroke."
Unclench your jaws, queens,
because our own special
lion king is here.
Paco León!
Hello, you wild animals!
I'm Paco León,
so don't pull my tail
or I'll gobble you right up.
Amazing! "Yasss."
And now you may return
to the Werk Room and get comfy.
Good luck to all 13 of you,
and don't f*ck it up.
Well, time to get changed,
right?
What do you think about Macarena
returning to the show?
I think it's awesome.
And how are you feeling?
Spill the tea.
What can I say, I'm delighted.
I'm not losing anything.
Well, you lost in the first
season.
Well, yeah.
I thought I would be worried
about Macarena
having some sort
of advantage over us,
but it's not like she had
enough time to gain one.
Realistically,
Macarena is as new to this as
us.
Did you notice many barriers
when you started doing drag
-after you entered in...?
-Not barriers, as such,
but it is true
that from time to time,
I feel like they don't consider
me.
They don't treat me
the same way as others.
I feel like I have to work
twice as hard
because I can't just do smoky
eyes
and put on some eyeliner,
because people will say
that isn't drag.
-You can do whatever you want.
-Yeah, but it's something
that...
Enough with pigeonholing drag
as one style alone.
You're not here to fulfil
anyone else's expectations,
just to achieve your own.
I think everyone has
their own thing going on, right?
At the end of the day, it's an
art
in which no-one is
forcing you to do anything,
and you can
take it or leave it as you wish.
If you want to shave, shave;
if not, don't do it.
So I think they're
perhaps just excuses
people use to discredit my drag.
Look at us all
shaving our eyebrows off.
All for Drag Race.
I warn you that you also won't
be getting laid as much.
-Yeah, yeah.
-It's awful.
It happened to me before.
I shaved my eyebrows off
and not even one guy...
It's like, excuse me?
It's a handful of hair!
That's what you get
for sleeping with men.
Let the race begin!
A new day in the Werk Room.
Except for whoever gets sent
home.
Like lambs to the slaughter.
Girlfriends, you're men!
Get the race started.
We're a group
of gorgeous men over here.
It's the best-looking season.
Are you guys nervous
about the Talent Show?
We'll really see who does
and who doesn't have talent
here.
Well, let's start by seeing
how many of you are going to
sing.
Those that can will.
But sing WELL.
This year is kind of
Drag Race España: The Musical.
I think it's the edition
with the most singers.
Is anyone going to step out
of their comfort zone
for the Talent Show?
-No.
-I will.
-What are you going to do?
-What do you think I can do?
Play the fool.
They all sing.
This is gonna be like The Voice.
And then there's me,
who also sings!
I'm sh**ting myself in the foot.
Who do you see as the biggest
competition at the table?
When she arrived,
Pitita made a great impression.
Thanks, darlings.
I would say Pitita.
I would say, because I really
like
her and she's really
hardworking,
Hornella is strong competition.
Why thank you.
Truth be told,
this year is a tough one.
Literally no idea
who presents the biggest threat,
because we've all got
our own things going for us.
Whoever isn't super funny
is super gorgeous,
whoever isn't super creative...
It's gonna be like Jumanji.
-Come on, we need to get ready!
-Let's smash it!
Stop dragging your asses.
Well, I've seen plenty
of flirting around here,
but who's actually single?
Who has a boyfriend? Or
girlfriend?
I may look like I'm single,
but I'm not.
I'm nearly at the point
of making a show called
The Bachelor: Kelly's Edition.
My heart is like my a*s -
broken.
I've always been averse
to queen-queen relationships -
sharing a house
with four wardrobes?!
However, there are plenty
of dreamboats this season.
For example...?
Well, you,
but you're already taken, honey.
Yep. How long have you been
with your bae, Pink Chadora?
I've been with my husband
for 15 years, ten of them
married.
-15 years together.
-15 years sucking the same d*ck!
Well, if it's good, girl...
Or not, you might be
an open couple.
I'm completely closed.
It's admirable. I would never do
it.
What a star.
Well, I think it's a big deal
and worthy of admiration
cos nowadays, it's complicated
to find someone
-who'll put up with us drag
queens!
-I have very little patience,
too.
But you don't seem
like that at all.
You seem super chill, calm,
patient.
I seem chill,
but I'm such a perfectionist.
When things don't work out
how I want them to,
I start get really grumpy
and bitchy.
At the moment,
we don't know each other.
-At all.
-When someone starts...
I think that when we start to
see
that one of us is
going home today...
-Stop that.
-That's when sh*t will get real.
Maybe not, you never know.
I think that although we're
yet to see it,
there's plenty
of snakes around here.
Don't count on me cos I'm up
front,
-I tell you.
-Me too.
Well, I'm more up bottom.
Me too!
Welcome to the third season of
Drag Race España.
And how lucky I am to have the
panel
with the most beautiful hearts
and teeth in all of television.
And the most talented of all,
Javier Ambrossi!
Fill me in on the important
stuff.
Have you had surgery?
What have you had done?
Well, I thought about
injections,
but with the filter
they give me here,
I thought I'm better off
spending
that money on something else.
Very good.
Ana Locking!
Girlfriend!
How long do you take
to give yourself a manicure?
At my age, time is relative,
but it all depends on how
long...
..the nails are, right?
Ooh!
Javier Calvo.
Hola, Supremme. How's it going?
Javier, you're another one
who oozes talent.
But, of course,
there are all kinds of talents.
Do you have any useless talents?
I've got hypermobility.
I can get up off the floor
-without using my hands.
-What?
I do a good Miguel Bosé
impression.
And out of the girls,
I always get drunk the quickest.
-Oh, my God.
-Which isn't useless, really,
because the sooner you start,
the sooner you finish.
That's why you're sitting so
close,
is it?
Very good, very good.
And our first special guest
judge,
with every new film,
he reveals a new talent,
Paco León!
A round of applause, girls.
Bravo, bravo!
It's a dream to have you here
on the first show, Paco.
For me too.
Whenever anyone looks at you,
it's always with a smile.
That's a talent in itself.
What do you hope to see
on this runway, Paco?
What I'm hoping is to feel,
in person...
I mean, you get those amazing
moments which give you goose
bumps.
And I think something like that
is going to happen.
I hope so. We all hope that
happens.
On this first runway
of the new season,
we've asked the 13 contestants
to play on clichés of Spain
in a category we're calling
Spain Is Different.
But before that, Drag Race
España
is bringing out the big g*ns
and bringing the best talent on
TV
to the drag universe.
Supremme Eleganza,
Talent Extravaganza.
Racers, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win!
The show is about to begin.
Very good, very good.
Very good.
Very good.
Do you want to catch me?
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Let the hunt begin!
Come a little closer,
follow the rhythm of the drums
Forget your fears,
the clock's counting down, girl
Come a little closer,
and move those hips
Sexy thing, you drive me crazy
I bring the formula for my
people
Yeah!
Colourful dresses
Glass shoes
One day, they told me
"You can't wear that"
Now I'm looking for a lake
where no-one tells me
how I should swim
Let me tell you
Why I'm finding it hard
to breathe
I was that lost little boy
That wanted to be a princess
in a perfect world
Let the beast out.
Shout if it turns you on
They always want more
That false mask
of sweetness explodes!
You're fire and freedom
If they want to bury you,
scream, "No more!"
Let the beast out,
let the beast out
Let the beast out,
don't just dream it
Let the beast out
Let the beast out,
let the beast out
Don't pray, break it down!
Let the beast out, let the beast
out
Let the beast out,
don't just dream it
Let the beast out, let the beast
out
Don't pray, break it down!
Smash it!
Let the beast out.
Men, men, men.
In our lives, there have been
so many different kinds,
and in mine,
I've seen a few come and go.
Mm.
I met Pedro while out drinking.
Pedro was a hippie... Or
hipster?
I don't know.
With those second-hand clothes,
he might have just been a bum.
Pedro and I had long sessions
of tantric sex.
He'd take my hands and say,
"Vainilla, open your chakras.
Open them."
But nothing was going in there.
I had to leave him
for my mental health.
Dracarys, be gone!
And suddenly...
Oh, Borja!
Mamma mia!
Borja, good-looking, jacked,
with money in his pocket,
a lot, in fact.
Absolutely loads!
Oh, mamma mia!
Borja was hairless
from the neck down.
It was like making love
to a dolphin.
With a pink c*ck, pink ba*ls,
and his an*s...
..purple.
I had to leave him. Adiós!
Mamma mia!
Then came Eduardo.
I met Eduardo on Grindr.
Grindr is like the food app
Too Good To Go -
it's food nobody wants,
but you end up gobbling it up!
He told me he was versatile.
Lie!
Versatile people lie to you.
They tell you, "You f*ck me
first,
and I'll f*ck you later."
Lie!
When you turn around and say,
"f*ck me," what do they tell
you?
"I've already come."
Mamma mia!
I had to leave him because
he was more passive than a
mirror.
Dracarys, be gone!
I'm Vainilla of the Storm.
First of my name.
And I'm telling you,
you're better off alone
than in bad company.
Hey, babes, who's that over
there?
Who is it? I think it's Clover
Bish.
Wait, is it a woman?
Jesus, what a b*tch.
Whatever.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
I don't care about what you say
I'm a drag queen and I'm a woman
I'm a woman, a woman
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
I'm the queen, don't doubt it
Eat my p*ssy in a sextet
In a sextet, in a sextet
Every time I walk in the club
They tell me,
"Girl, don't get a tuck"
All natural
"Hey, babes, you're a woman"
Yeah, I'm a woman
Are you a woman?
Does it bother you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a woman
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
I'm the queen, don't doubt it
Eat my p*ssy in a sextet
In a sextet, in a sextet
I'm a woman, I'm a woman
I'm a woman, a woman
Juicy lips and long legs
You can't handle me,
you f*cking misogynist!
I'm the queen
I'm a cross-dresser,
you're not going to change me
All women, cis and trans,
we've come to conquer
My name is Clover Bish
and I came to smash it!
Miss Maria Edilia, to my office.
Now!
What's this about?
I'm the perfect secretary
My boss is suave
My boss is so discreet
He's tall, distinguished,
he's the complete package
He comes and asks me
for a word-for-word text
As a secretary, I'm the best.
La Pink Chadora
Natural Candy
From the orchard
Not to be tortured?
Girl, what's going on?
Why do you want me gone?
Don't look at me like that,
because here in my habitat
Hunting is for days bygone
Natural Candy, Candy, Candy,
Candy, Candy
Candy
Natural Candy
Candy
I'm from the house
of the mother of Bambi
Bambi, Bambi
I'm from the earth,
free-range forever
I put precious stones
on my tomato plant
Always opulent like a palm tree
You can see me
from outside the stratosphere
Girl, what's going on?
You're jealous
of my pumpkin carriage
You've got sour grapes,
I've got raisins
One moment, please.
Eyes on me.
I'm the Pink Chadora
Dora, Dora
Not the Explorer
Dora, Dora
The Pink Chadora
Dora, Dora
I'm unstoppable
Riding a digger like a horse
It's small potatoes, I'm a
farmer
If you can't take it,
drink a passionflower tea
Natural Candy
Candy, Candy, Candy, Candy
Candy
Natural Candy
Drag for me
is like peace for Gandhi
Natural Candy
Candy
I'm from the house
of the mother of Bambi.
It's me
The Macarena
Turn the light on, raise the
curtain
Do you know how to move?
There's no mistake
I'm here and want to party,
I feel like Nathy
All dolled up with light
I know you want to move with me
A catlike feel
Makes so much sense
Baby, I just want to...
Party with you
Turn it on, it's scandalous
If you want to, turn it on
If you dare to, turn it on
No, I'm not going to change
I wanted to take it so far
I'm sorry for you
I don't have anything to prove
My history says it all
Hey, you, turn it on
You're scandalous
If you want it, take it
If you dare to, turn it on
Hey, you, turn it on
You're scandalous
Take it
If you dare to, turn it on.
She doesn't speak.
-Throw the glass!
-Throw it!
Oh, the grill. The grill.
I like it.
Has she fainted?
Terelu, bravo! Bravo!
Bravo! We really like Terelu.
Amazing!
-Ana María Aldón!
-I have strong semen!
How good was that?!
I don't know what the flowers
have,
Llorona
The flowers in the graveyard
When the wind moves them,
Llorona
They look like they're weeping
If I've already given you my
life,
Llorona
What more do you want?
Do you want more?
What is it you want?
You want my body
This body is expensive
This body is expensive
This body belongs to everybody
I'll give it all to you
It's all yours, papi
It's yours, papi
Come on, papi
It's yours, papi
Come on
Ladies, gentlemen
Gentlemen
It's time to dance
To dance
To jump
To jump
Look
The body, papi.
Chuchi's in the world!
Someone told me
that you're with him now
How could he love you
Like I loved you?
I know it's hopeless
But I want to see for myself
I'm on the corner
Watching it all
I'm right here
Why don't you look at me?
I gave you everything
But now you're going off
with someone else
I dance with my loneliness
While I dance like nobody's
watching
While I dance
like nobody's watching.
I've got fire from heaven to
hell
Fast but slow, from outside in
Whatever you're looking for,
see it in me
Cheap fake leather or cashmere
Miracles and sins for you
Loved-up princess, poison apple
Kisses, pure and sweet or salty
I'll give you what you want
Just love? Or sex?
Curious tweeters, discreet
lovers
I'll be the guardian
of dark secrets
Take my love
Give me your love
I feel your sweat drip
from my heat
Give it to me good
Then I'll do you
My scent will linger
in your heart
And vice versa
Come on, let yourself go
Because we're gonna start to
play
Take my love
Give me your love
I feel your sweat drip
from my heat
Magic between us two
Together, me and you
That's how love goes
It's passion.
I was born this way
Life's imperfection
I'm not a man, not a woman
I have to live this way
Faking it every night
Making my audience laugh
They laugh
And I cry
I didn't ask to be born this way
Travesti
Travesti
Travesti, travesti
Travesti, ttravesti
Olé, Pakita!
The category is...
This look reinterprets
the cliché of serrano ham
with a somewhat devious mix
of fantasy and nightmare.
You're "bacon" me crazy.
Who could've imagined
that a serrano ham
could be used in so many ways?
This is ham couture.
Slice us up some, mate.
Jamón, jamón, jamón, jamón,
ja...monja, monja...
I've got a bit of "monja",
"nun",
in me, too.
I don't know if you caught that.
Looks like a design by "Hogo"
Boss.
-Wow!
-I like my idea.
And besides, me and my bald head
here, God Of w*r style - yes.
I'm cured!
My runway look
is a tribute to all the
queerness
that they've tried to cut out of
me
since I was little.
Rumba, samba, mambo! Eh!
It's a Goya-inspired outfit
and it comes with two big fans
with my name on them -
lots of self-promotion.
I don't know about you,
but "lo-comía", I'm eating it
up!
I used to watch Locomía on TV
and I loved dancing with the
fans,
and my dad would always come
running
over to take them away from me.
It's a look that I know
my mum will really enjoy.
Girl, I'm "plum" stuffed!
For this runway,
I've come as a violet-vendor.
Oh, her buds are showing.
Could be off to a Podemos rally.
I've brought a basket of violets
to put in their buttonholes.
Oh!
Which isn't the same
as their buttholes.
It's a tight-fitting, short
dress.
And my surprise is...
The "violetits"!
t*ts.
"t*ts" not bad, but should've
"nipped" it in the bud.
Spain is different.
I show up in a gown
with a long frilly train
inspired by kink cinematography.
She carries a big stick...
..between her legs.
I've got a train
that's two metres long,
but in metres of cloth...
I don't want to even think
about how many metres
there are of cloth.
Who's driving those ruffles?
The corduroy, the fake leather,
the gold chains,
the car upholstery...
That gown weighed...
As soon as I put it on,
my legs cramped up.
We'll see if you're so tough
after the show.
Watch it - I'm from Fuenla
and she's from Usera.
Watch it, watch it.
I'm going to prick you,
Supremme.
Thug.
Look, a fig.
Introducing, on the runway...
-Oh!
-Oh, my God!
..Party Chuchi.
She went from disco ball
to go-go hustler.
If there's one thing that stands
out
about Spain, it's the parties.
What was my inspiration?
A disco ball,
and inside -
Chuchi dressed as a star,
because Chuchi
is the star of the night.
Lots of little stars, but you
can
almost see her black hole.
I feel super sexy,
and for the first time,
Chuchi made her first vag*na,
her first fanny.
We're starstruck, dear.
I'm presenting a super camp,
super fun look.
I used to spend every summer
in Gandía as a kid,
how could I not wear
that cheap, ugly shirt
with "Someone who loves me very
much
gave me this dress from Gandía"?
"Gandia's wh*re."
Today could be a "gan día",
a great day.
Think about it.
Oh! Crocs.
All my life criticising them,
and now 95% of the people
in Malasaña wear them.
I'm wearing a hat
with a blow-up crab,
white arm floaties lined
with towels, with shells on.
Because drag's not about money.
Drag is about money if you're
ugly,
because you've got to cover
yourself
in gems.
Balconing, balconing!
What good taste she has
in hair colour.
"Beehive" yourselves.
What I chose to do on this
runway
is very ambitious.
I'm wearing a dress that pays
homage
to Alexander McQueen,
entirely made from bin bags.
I am Spanish corruption.
-Oh!
-God!
Pitita Gürtel.
I'm very happy with the result,
and I think it's a dress
that stands out.
The judges' faces were... Oh!
Mouths agape.
And I go, "We did it."
Want a bag with that?
The category is Maite Zaldívar.
I've come to contribute
full-on fashion moments,
and those who understand will
know what I'm talking about.
Leave and don't come back!
Oh! A ladybird.
María Edilia, in her Spanish
gown
covered in polka dots,
tan skin, hair accessories...
Boom!
-Thanks for coming.
-Thank you, dear.
And that's that.
In my hand, a fan with
"gracias",
thanks, written on it.
It's a way for me to thank Spain
and thank everyone
for making my dream come true.
It's a bit Minnie Mouse...
Or Maxi Mouse.
Or Maxi Mouse.
Happy. I'm happy to finally be
able
to set foot on this runway
where I've dreamt of being
for so long.
-Listen, she's got a point,
right?
-Yes.
Spain is different. Oh!
Just like Cindy Crawford.
With the mole, that is.
This girl's a ray of sunshine.
Today, on the runway, I'm
presenting
this iconic look from Ocaña
that's been such an important
reference point for all of us.
Some like it with ribbons.
There was Ocaña's sun,
but Ocaña's moon was just as
iconic.
So I wanted re-interpret his
work
and show that duality.
Moon, great and free.
I think it's a very serious
runway,
and I have to step out with
a strength and composure
that's...
..serious.
A bit Lorca-loony, too.
My runway look is
ringing in the New Year.
Happy new q*eer!
Oh!
On the runway, I feel divine,
because I'm wearing
a floor-length sequin gown,
a wig full of grapes and
glitter.
I feel glamorous and expansive.
Honestly, Clover isn't usually
very glamorous,
but I'm giving you that today.
Hey, I think this girl's sign
is Pis-cis.
She's Begoña Villa-cis.
But the gag to my look is
when I turn around and...boom!
The quarter chimes,
the quarter chimes!
Not yet, Nana, not yet!
-I don't think all 12 fit.
-And the quarter chimes.
I came to give it my all,
and I think I did.
Don't let her leave, she's being
investigated by the CIS.
Macarena.
Say it again.
My design is all about parties,
fun, dancing,
and the duality and coexistence
all that has with horror,
blood and t*rture.
I'm sick of getting impaled.
And of bulls.
t*rture isn't culture,
it's not art,
and it's not a form of culture
for a civilised world.
I feel beautiful.
I'm very proud of this look.
It fits like a glove,
and I feel like I'm telling a
story
that's very close to my heart.
For everything else, Mastercard.
I start down the runway
very modestly, with a huge gown.
Four jewelled towers,
the Sagrada Familia.
It's about time
the Green Sleeves showed up.
But I've brought you surprises!
It's getting wild, girl.
k*ller body, all hand-painted...
-Oh!
-What a lizard!
The chameleon from Park Güell.
Salaman-drag queen.
Are you Gaudi-lighted?
I feel beautiful, I feel like
a queen, I feel powerful.
I am the full Gaudí fantasy.
That's where my nan's
bathroom stones ended up.
I've brought an XL newspaper
to contextualise where we are -
in the marvellous,
idyllic Torremolinos of the
'70s.
What memories! Torremolinos!
I never remember Torremolinos.
No, me neither, that's why.
I'm wearing a long black gown,
'80s-style, gorgeous,
that fits the character
perfectly.
It's not Sara Montiel,
rather Sandra Montiel,
the trans artist
who lives and resides
in my hometown of Torremolinos.
But what is this all about?
You went too far. You said it on
TV.
I grew up in Torremolinos.
In the Torremolinos nightlife,
I've crossed paths
with all these stars,
all these actresses,
all these people who are free,
which is what's important.
So today is a tribute
to all of them.
Queens, thank you very much.
You know you've got a jury here
that, in general,
evaluates the positives.
Just looking at you, it's clear
a lot of work has gone into it,
a lot of effort.
And we really do value that
highly.
And while I say that,
and take this as advice
at the start,
please be very careful
with the wig line and the tulle.
There are tulles that have
come unstuck,
there's five o'clock shadows
of beards and moustaches,
there's parts of the anatomy
that you've tried to camouflage
but that suddenly pop out...
So, please,
take care in that aspect,
because there are times
the decision is very close,
because we've got a lot of
talent
before us here. OK?
Now, when I say your name,
please take a step forward.
Vania Vainilla.
Pitita Queen.
Pink Chadora.
Chanel Anorex.
Clover Bish.
Visa.
You're safe.
You can leave the stage.
The seven of you are the best
and worst of today's show.
Let's listen
to what the jury has to say.
Let's start with Bestiah.
Bestiah, you started off...
..in the talent show
with a very nostalgic mood,
haute couture, from head to toe.
Wig - impeccable.
The way you held yourself,
your elegance...
It was like Lady Gaga
playing the piano.
And Lady Gaga has been living
and breathing inside you all
night,
in the same way
that fashion couture
has been circling around you
all night.
There's a material
in the drag world called vinyl,
and I've never seen vinyl used
in a more original way
than what you've given us today.
You really outdid yourself.
Congratulations.
I was gobsmacked,
by your artistic sense in
general,
but also in your drag art,
you've got the ability to
transform
a wound into light,
into entertainment.
And I really saw that
in your challenge.
I saw you, as a person,
and your pain.
-Congratulations.
-Thank you very much.
Let's go now to Hornella
Góngora.
Hornella, I really enjoyed your
act.
You sang live,
something I value highly,
and you sang very well.
You've got a very unusual voice.
You let us see who you really
are
in that performance.
I loved it.
What happened to me in your act,
you were accompanied by dancers,
but I couldn't take my eyes off
you
the whole time.
You could be more on key,
there could be notes
you hit better than others,
but if the person believes
in what they're doing
and transmits that,
they've already come a long way.
Thanks.
Let's go now to Drag Chuchi.
Chuchi,
today you had a good
performance.
But when someone from the
Canaries
steps out on this stage,
I want them to blow my wig off.
It's true that your predecessor,
a very small queen
with a very large talent,
came out as a Transformer,
then went up on a platform
and jumped off... We have
high expectations for Canary
drag.
It's one of my favourite styles,
and I expect a lot from you.
-I know you can give a lot more.
-Thanks.
One thing I really liked
about your runway
was how you transitioned
from the disco ball
to a Paco Rabanne.
But there was something in
the Maxi Challenge that let me
down
in terms of design.
Your bodysuit seemed to me
like it didn't fit your body
well.
OK.
Let's go to María Edilia.
-Hello.
-Oh, María Edilia,
you gave us a classic sketch
in the talent show,
one we've seen often
and that requires great
precision.
It's a shame your nerves kept
you
from being so precise.
Not only did a lot of the
dialogue
not sync
with your lips, but there was
also
a problem with the door.
Are we going in, are we not...?
The slap was out of sync,
the door went wrong...
That's it. We were watching it,
going, "Oh, I hope she can
"get back the rhythm at some
point,"
and that never happened.
And then, on the runway,
I love the tribute to polka
dots,
but it still seemed
like an apron to me.
-OK, OK.
-All the same, I think
you're really funny.
I think you've got a lot of
skills,
but here you're going to have to
go
that little bit further
than what you usually do.
-Pakita.
-Hello, beauties.
Pakita, the first part
of the Maxi Challenge,
I loved it, it moved me.
You connected
with a very special sentiment,
and we felt that emotion.
And then the final boom,
going crazy with the pole dance,
that captivated me.
It's true I've got some doubts
about your look.
We always enjoy a tribute to
Ocaña,
but I go back and forth between
a work of art and Art Attack.
Listen, your look seemed to me,
as a tribute to Ocaña
and the way Ocaña died,
which was during the festivities
in his village in Seville,
Youth Day, etc,
I think it's a look
that's really well carried out.
It's not haute couture,
but it's not trying to be.
The Macarena, you're next.
What's happening?
How did the Maxi Challenge go
for you today?
I felt good, but then I was
a little like, "Ah, f*ck."
I don't think
it was your best night.
I think you got lost in the
song,
and from there,
it was all downhill.
I don't think the song
was your best moment.
And what I thought was strange
was where you most lost control
was in the middle of your range.
And from then on,
the rest of the song was...
Oof... It was...
The feeling here was not sure.
I still think, The Macarena,
that your main talent
is that you're strong, you're
fun.
I don't think
you're really concentrating
on what it is
that we like about you.
Which is what has got you
to where you are now.
Girl, you're so fun and you have
a gift for making people laugh,
for being in front of people,
for being on stage.
Don't get mixed up. Don't try
to be someone you're not.
-But she's looking gorgeous,
right?
-Yeah, gorgeous.
-She is...
-Gorgeous.
You're beautiful.
I mean, there's this
precision...
I can only say good things
about this dress.
How well it hugs your figure!
It's precision-engineered
for your body.
But you turned around, and I saw
your white corset and said,
"What a shame!"
-Kelly Roller.
-Hey.
So, the first thing
I want to point out here...
I want to give a shout-out
to Miss Sandra Montiel,
a true artist,
a living legend of cabaret in
Spain.
It's great to see Sandra
with that energy and that
spirit,
as if it was her first time
on stage.
So, truly, thank you so much
for bringing Sandra here
and giving her this spot
on Drag Race.
We have to talk
about what happened to you.
I think the nerves let you down.
You fell...
I think you recovered
gracefully,
like Carrie Bradshaw
when she slipped on the runway.
But you got up and carried on.
But it's true
that you staked it all on the
skates
and had a bit of a slip-up.
I think it was a question of
nerves,
but this is a competition.
We're in a competition.
Girls, thank you so much,
all of you.
Now, while the judges
and I deliberate,
you can go backstage
with the others.
-Bravo, girls.
-Bravo.
So, girls, all safe.
-Amazing.
-Don't you think
-it's a bit, like, bittersweet?
-Not for me.
For me, today, no.
I've been here joking around,
but I really felt in danger.
Because to have to sing and
dance
in a talent show,
it's just not my forte,
you all know that.
Look, I'm safe. Next week,
I'll really give it my all,
I'll really make it shine,
do whatever it takes.
I have to say that you,
the way I see it, were robbed.
-You think so?
-Robbed like I was.
They stole our razors.
-Exactly.
-These beards we've got...
I'm really aware
and really objective, to be
honest.
And the truth is I totally
recognise
that my wig isn't stuck on well,
my zipper ripped,
they sewed it for me by hand,
these shoes are too big for me.
-I mean, I really am aware.
-Good.
And I've realised
that this is all about the
details.
I have to say I saw Vania
winning.
I thought..
I could totally see that.
One of the performances
that got me crying
-was Bestiah's.
-Yeah!
It really moved me.
For me, she takes it. She takes
it.
I hope it's her.
-I think it will be her.
-Yeah.
Sister!
Come on!
Hello, hello!
-Has time dragged without us?
-Welcome.
-How exciting.
-Fill us in.
Please.
-Maria, what's up?
-Nothing. Terrible.
-What?
-Yeah.
-For the show or the look?
-Both.
Oh!
-What's done is done. I've done
badly and I know what's coming
now.
I know what's coming, and...
Yeah.
I'm having a flashback of
Vietnam.
Well, there we are. f*ck it.
Well done, Macarena.
Nice work!
f*cking hell.
I'm really happy, but...
I don't know, I'm a bit sick
of all drag queens from the
Canaries
having to be compared
to other drag queens from there.
It's not about
whether they compare me,
whether Sethlas or Vulcano
are better than me.
I just think
that you have to understand
that each drag queen has
their own personality.
I'd have preferred to be judged
on what I did tonight
and not on what other people
have done in previous years.
-Time to sort out this facial
hair!
-Yeah!
I've got loads!
I've got so much!
Now we're alone,
we can really go to town.
Please let it go quick.
Let's start with Bestiah.
-I liked it.
-Me too.
Me too, especially the
connection
between what she's saying
and what she's wearing.
-Yeah.
-She's dressed perfectly
for the story that she's
telling.
The only "but" I could say is
that,
in the bit with the piano,
she went out of tune a couple
of times, but she really sold
it.
And then the second part,
the dance and that rage,
well, it really rounded
that act off well.
She sets up well, and I think
she can bring a lot to the
table.
-Hornella Góngora.
-I loved her, to be honest.
I think she sung
with this wonderful
vulnerability
and really lured us in...
The song was really great.
Maybe, on the runway,
it wasn't necessarily...
..ground-breaking.
Like we'd seen it all before.
It was OK, but it didn't excite
me.
I appreciate the idea,
with the fans.
To be honest, I'd pay to go and
see
her play her covers of songs.
I think she's been clever,
she knows she's good,
and she's said, "I'm not going
home
yet. I'm going to do a song.
"I know I can do that." And
we'll
see more of her as we go along.
Drag Chuchi.
-It was missing something.
-It wasn't audacious enough.
Because it was fearless,
but it lacked a finish,
lacked that audacity,
I mean, that we all know
from drag from the Canaries.
And if you're going
to spread your legs,
make sure your leotard
doesn't let everything spill
out.
No, what didn't pay off for her
was the style as well, you know?
I think we're more demanding,
in that regard.
But we're demanding
with the funnier queens,
demanding with the fashion
queens...
I think we expect
a bit of each style, right?
Exactly, when you have a comedy
act,
you expect to laugh, right?
So, this kind of drag act
has specific techniques,
which is an art form in
its own right, Canary Islands
drag,
which need to be taken to the
limit.
And if not, you notice
those blemishes.
It's good we're talking about
this,
because now it's time to talk
about Maria Edilia.
It's true that she wasn't great
in her show,
but her expression,
how she carries herself...
I think she does have
something to offer.
The thing is,
she didn't bring it today.
She did something interesting
with the Spanish cliché,
the flamenco dress,
but she wasn't daring enough.
Pakita.
Well, of course,
I understand the importance
of Ocaña's story.
It moves me like it does all of
you,
but I think that it lacked
that drag queen sophistication
that we've been asking for
on this programme from day one.
But she put
a traditional spin on it,
a playful spin, a...
This primitivist way
of making something from
nothing,
which is really tied in
with drag culture.
And connecting that
to birth, night, day, death,
Ocaña,
in this context of Spanish
history,
so complicated, so difficult
and with so few props,
I did like it.
The first season of Drag Race
España
is Spanish history,
so now let's talk
about The Macarena.
I think The Macarena has
an advantage and a disadvantage.
Advantage because
we already know her,
and disadvantage
because we expect a lot of her.
And what I expect from her is
to see The Macarena that I know.
If she'd come out
with a comedy act, improv,
or something of hers that we
like,
it would have been...
She'd have been top, in a flash.
I think what happens is often
the song choice isn't right.
I think this was her own song,
but even so, it needed more
work.
And we finish with Kelly Roller.
Well, if your talent is skating,
don't fall over.
I mean, we're in season three.
-I mean...
-They have a challenge which,
on the one hand, is a risk,
but on the other, it's a gift -
they're tell you to do
what you're best at.
I'll say this, though, she has
something that just wins me
over.
-Yeah.
-That seduces me.
And I'll say this as well,
if you take the skates off,
put on some nicer heels.
Yeah, I don't think she got
her look right on the runway,
because if you're paying homage
to Sandra Montiel,
I would expect more
sophistication,
more clout, because it was...
Silence.
Have we made a decision?
Yeah.
Bring me the girls.
Welcome back, queens.
The judges and I have
deliberated,
and we've made our decision.
Pakita and Hornella Góngora.
-You're safe.
-Thank you.
You can go backstage
with the others.
Kelly Roller.
You skated,
but not exactly
as we'd have hoped.
Even so, by the skin of your
teeth,
you're safe. You can go
backstage
with the others.
Thank f*ck, I'm safe.
They said by the skin of my
teeth.
But my talent was much more
difficult than the others'.
Bestiah.
Condragulations, you talented
thing.
You've won today's programme.
You take away 2,500 euros.
Bravo!
Thank you so much! You don't
know
what this means to me.
It's, like, it suddenly confirms
what that inner voice
when I was a child used to say,
"You've got something special,
and someday someone will see
it."
I'd forgotten about it for so
long,
and suddenly...
I couldn't be happier right
now..
I'm on cloud 9.
The Macarena.
We don't think you've taken
advantage of your second chance.
But that look has saved you.
You can go backstage
with the others.
I'm taking it on board.
And I'm going to make the most
of this chance.
They're going to really see me.
I'm going p*ssy to the wall!
Drag Chuchi and Maria Edilia.
You are the two who will face
the first elimination
of this season.
I'm shaken.
I can't believe it.
But do you know what?
I'm going to show
that I deserve to be here.
I'm sorry, Maria.
I have two queens before me.
This is your last chance
to impress us
and save yourselves
from elimination.
It's time for Lip Sync...
..For Your Life!
This is what I do every night.
This is my job.
This is what I do.
So I'm going to put on a show.
I'm going to do what I have to
do.
Good luck,
and don't f*ck it up.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Baby, don't call me
I'm too busy
Trying to forget the harm you
did
I've decided
that we're going out tonight
With all my biker mums,
with all of my twerkers
I feel so bitter and mad
I hope God keeps me away from
you
I shake it from side to side
To side
Tonight, I'm leaving the club
as a queen, as a queen
I put on my skirt, hoops and
chain
Piña colada, I'm not ashamed...
Chuchi is giving it
absolutely everything.
We're seeing that arse move,
dominating the stage.
I don't know what will happen.
I'll keep it simple for you
A, B, C, one, two, three
I'll keep it simple for you...
She's crazy.
She's completely naked!
An arse! And I've got
the best seat in the house!
Baby, hacked
I move it from...
Maria Edilia, please, wake up!
Maria Edilia, you're getting
blown out of the water!
As a queen, as a queen
I feel so bitter and mad
I hope God keeps me away from
you
I shake it from side to side
To side
Tonight, I'm leaving the club
as a queen, as a queen
Ay, ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay, ay
Chris Jedi
From Barcelona to Santo Domingo.
Bravo!
Bravo!
-Bravo!
-Bravo!
Queens, condragulations
to both of you for the
performance.
Believe us,
the first elimination is...
..it's so hard, it's the worst.
I'm going to see
how the judges have voted,
and I'll let you know.
Drag Chuchi...
Shantay, you stay.
Wow. Wow.
For a second,
I thought I was going home.
Congratulations.
Thank you so much.
You can go backstage
with the others.
Maria Edilia,
-we're really sorry, darling.
-Thank you so much.
Don't focus on the
disappointment,
focus on how your adventure
and your reign both start now,
where these pearls all have to
wait.
That's right.
Now...
Sashay...away.
Thank you so much, everyone,
for this opportunity.
It's just the beginning,
as you say, Supremme,
so, thank you so much,
everybody.
Gorgeous!
On a night as beautiful as this
Any one of you could be a
winner...
Except for me!
See you, darlings.
Your heart is your strength.
-You're marvellous!
-Bravo!
Oh, my God.
I'm leaving content,
happy, grateful.
I'm pleased with the work I did.
We made it. We achieved it,
Venezuela! We did it!
I sound like a beauty queen.
You never stop learning.
For me, for my country,
for the craft, for everything.
I always say that sometimes you
win
and sometimes you learn,
but you never lose.
I think I've gained so much,
gained new friends,
a wonderful experience,
and I still have so much to
learn.
I usually look good, but today
I've surpassed even myself.
Remember: unique, incomparable,
a collector's item.
Who? Maria Edilia.
Maria Edilia,
don't lose heart, darling.
This is like a good meal.
-Oh!
-If you're still hungry,
go and grab seconds,
and Bob's your uncle.
So gorgeous.
That's the way to truly savour
a second "opportunidrag".
No way.
A repechage?
It might be possible
for me to go back.
I need to go for it.
Maria Edilia can
get back in the game!
Who cares what I do?
Who cares what I say?
That's how I am
and that's how I'll stay...
And I'll never change!
Play the music!
Next week on Drag Race España...
Today's Mini Challenge
is called Dragvision.
Right. Here.
I can't believe their level
of geography knowledge.
I don't think these people
even know where they live.
For today's Maxi Challenge,
you'll split into two groups
to perform
a heart-stopping dance-off
with the song...
..SloMo, by Chanel.
Let's do this -
we're going to change that
attitude
and be positive.
-Look. Pi, pi, pi, pi.
-I'm really positive with
myself.
Oh, f*ck off. Come on, Macarena.
Have you ever seen us
call anything out
or give a general dress-down or
make
a comment to the whole group?
Well, now we have to.
We can't lower the standards,
not for you,
but also not for the programme.
This is much harder
than I expected.
I mean, I'm old
and I've put in the work,
but, I mean, what is all this?
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