04x03 - The Albert Farnsworth Story

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Michael O'Toole with my own ears.

I heard what the doctor told you
about drinking that stuff.

You were referring to me, Tito.

I was not referring to the teeth.

I'm referring to that belly burner
you're putting in it.

He'll not be telling me how to improve,
Micky.

I'm not be telling you
how to improve his stool anyhow.

It was an opinion, and I was just asking

equalizing things a bit.

I up to the

situation, caring that

heavy duty Lay hands on you.

Pick me, darling.

Because what he did lay low.

That's how I am told.

Wait a minute. I.

Perhaps it's an apologies.

After sending over.

Colonel Palms with presents,
his compliments and requests,

you keep that dirty nose, little Irish
monster of yours in a suitable cage.

Oh, so he did. You know.

I took the liberty
of toning down the language, too.

Now, now, come yourself, Mike.
Come help me.

Oh! One hut!

This is one answer
I am going to give myself personally.

I'm going to back at the old black eyes.

We take brains out of

them.

Hey, you got a call. What's the matter?

Jim's old man here is trying to k*ll Mr.
Farnsworth again, that's why.

What am I going to do with that
father of yours?

Get over here and Charlie, get my hair.

Come on, Tim.

You know, Bill, if I'm to keep you down
all the way to California,

they're going to k*ll each other.
Could that be bad, Charlie?

It wouldn't be bad, would it?

It's the best daddy I ever had.

Go get that wrench. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Get out of my mind.

Never him. One chance at. All.

The rise of the Dervish is still
the same kind of guttural chattering

came out of them
when they began to work themselves up.

I am going to tell you.

Find out what he wants to show
me. Gentlemen.

I'm sorry, Mr.

O'Toole, but I couldn't let you attack.

The colonel
who can't fight his own battles.

If a doctor damages his hands
with his hands, I'm going to die.

Even more important, gentlemen,

I have no wish to recuperate
for the rest of the afternoon.

Now, look, I.

No quarrel with you yet,

but if I have to be k*lling a dozen
like you for the pleasure of one swipe

at that glittering
bag of wind, I could hardly do it.

Will,

Grace isn't my.

Bad day out of training. Gentlemen.

I'm sorry.

I don't like to see a British

soldier knocked down by something
that crawled out of a bug bed for morale.

I know. I'm rooting for you.

That was just a wetting of the appetite.

Just hold on. O'Toole.

Are you just back Hall?

What's the idea this far interest?

Major Adams.

Until that army of yours muddles itself
on the British issue,

I have to point out to you
that you're addressing a superior officer.

We're not playing
soldier now, Farnsworth, Sir.

A British officer never plays soldiers.

Who started this w*r.

And he never starts wars.

I'll let no murdering Englishmen
lay hands on me.

Grandchild.

I wouldn't be Michael O'Toole if I did it.

Likely they would lay hands
and then grab a little creature.

As a medical man,
I'm far too aware of the dangers

of contracting one of that unmentionable
Irish plagues.

Mind your tongue.

You're nasty, old man.

Try and exercise
some control over your women.

What does it really call? No relic.

I'm going to smash nobody.

Neither one of you.

You listen to me.

I'm going to have peace on this train.

Even if I had to put a confounded
guard over each one of you.

Then you make that old fool
leave my child alone.

Major Adams.

Well, just what did he do to your child?

Well, he scared her near to death.

Or what does the child do to you?

Do to me, sir?

She was making mud pies
under the colonel's wagon.

Well, kids will be kids.

I prefer kids to be kids out of my hair.

Get out of my sight and under the wagon

farthest away from mine
to this Irish rebel to see to it.

We'll have no more talk like that.

Major Adams, I don't think you realize

how much time Jeremy spends
getting a satisfactory polish on my boots.

Let me polish his coat.

Just want just one big old tool.

You go back to your wagon,

have a little talk with you later.

Jim, I want to talk to you right now.

Come on.

It was nothing to get so upset about, sir.

I've polished them
when they were far muddier than that.

You remember the flood we had in 48
when the monsoon Carter's in?

Myself. Sergeant.

I was founded on our ability to teach our
inferiors, to show respect at all times.

That's like failing to salute the flag.

I'm sure that little miss.

I meant no disrespect, sir.

It's just ignorance.

Too much of it in the world.

I tell you, there's no please. Not, man.

He he try the patience of a saint.

And I never thought of my father
as a saint.

Major. What do you just keep

Peggy away from Farnsworth
and do the same with your old man?

No, I'm more American than.

Irish,
but I can't say the same for my father.

He's no use for the British. Him.

All right.

But he's a hard man to handle.

You just keep your father away
from Farnsworth, and I'll keep Farnsworth

away from your father.

I'm telling you, too,
I am not going to stand for them

fighting the Irish rebellion
all the way to California.

All right. I'll do what I can.

But you'd better keep a pail of cold water
handy.

It's the best thing I know for a dogfight.

Discipline.

You know how to discipline ourselves.

We intend to expect some discipline
about us.

Even these colonials.

Look at the way
this Major Adams runs his wagon trains.

Any riffraff can get himself a place.

Farnsworth

Just how long
are you going to keep this up?

I beg your pardon, sir.

No. Colonel,

let us please go over this just once more.

This is not British India.

This is western Kansas.

And Western
Kansas is not part of the British Empire.

It has my deep sympathy.

If you're going to live in this country,
you are going to have to learn

to get along with all kinds of people,
including the old O'Toole's.

There may be occasions
when one has to live in some proximity

with a lower cost, but we don't talk about
getting a lot of it as a nut major.

Absolute nonsense is very close

to anarchy, in fact,
and the Queen has no time for health care.

I'll just bet.

I'm prepared to make allowances
for colonials like yourself.

Minister traditions
have no roots in the century or two.

We may have a chance of becoming
moderately civilized,

but the Irish are another kettle of fish.

They are roots in a people.

You can't civilize the Irish measure
not to million years.

Old, since it seems to be impossible
for you to get along with normal,

decent people, I suggest that you say
to yourself from now.

On, my good man, delighted.

And stop frightening children.

You made an excellent suggestion, Major,
but typical of your country,

you don't seem to be able to carry out
suggestion.

What?

I express my pleasure
at the idea of being left alone.

One's right.

All right.

All right.

From now on,
you can just look after yourself.

You understand that.

I'd fellow and how long he last in India?

I doubt whether he'd
last much longer than that Scottish major

they found with a wire around his throat
in Darjeeling.

Major very close.

Thought he had befriended
with all and sundry, including Carruthers.

Very misguided.

Caused a good deal of mustache
baiting in London that incident,

and blame Whitehall
for ordering us to burn to villages.

But someone should have checked
the prevailing wind at that time of year.

Garden party guests were knee
deep in ashes for months afterwards.

Could do the burning British
somewhere near London, Germany.

It's a in the air.

Quite a chill set over

after India.

Our blood is much thinner,
no doubt about it.

Set as a session, Sergeant.

Perhaps the diagnosis should left me.

Permission, sir.

Permission granted from the

to the queen.

Gentleman to the Queen.

God bless her.

You know how many scientists?

All they know in this part of Kansas
besides the audience shines.

So I don't. Know how to read
sign. Is that it?

You said it.

I don't have to.

I say, chaps, how about a cup of tea?

You know, there's not quite enough bite
in it for us now. All.

We only care much for tea, Mr. Oaks.

That depends on the brand. Mr..

What did you judge? Tea by its bouquet.

You see? Bouquet.

I thought that was a bunch of flowers.

Charlie. He means how it smells. Oh.

Go ahead.

Take a deep breath.

Oh, Mr..

That's the first time I've ever seen
it smell like corn.

Corn? Let me. Smell it.

Like.

You know, Mr.

Oaks, there is nothing we would like
better right now than a cup of tea.

Especially this tea fight. It's.

Well, we're getting folks.

Oh, for word he's on his constitutional
with that effect.

Quite never misses it.

Personally, I like a good horse myself.

Charlie means Farnsworth has taken a walk.

He's been walking all day.

But one takes a constitutional
after dinner.

Yeah, I knew he was mean.

I knew he was stuck up,
but I didn't know he was touching the hit.

Don't underestimate my colonel.

A bit odd.

Perhaps 40 years on the Indian
frontier is a rum go for anyone.

But he's a good.

You get six some time,
I'll get laid open by a Gurkha

and see how quick it
get you back on your feet.

See what I tell you, Bill?

Their language just ain't the same.

Now, whoever
heard of getting laid open by a pickle?

I believe you're thinking
of a gherkin, Mr.

Was that you can take my word for it
that the Gurkha is something else again.

Tribesman from the hills.

Good soldiers,
but a little too fond of the knife.

Some, like an Indian.

They are Indians.

You see, the people you call
Indians aren't Indians at all.

Oh, they're not, huh?

Well, I know a few Comanches.

You'd have trouble convincing of that.

No trouble at all.

You colonials simply don't know
how to handle your Aborigines.

Listen, Mr. Farnsworth,
when you speak to me, speak demand English

or don't speak to me at all.

I have my pride.
That's a remarkable statement.

Oh. Somebody help my sergeant.

Give me a hand.

Get all the horses you've got a doctor?

Yeah. We're going to die.

Sam, go get Farnsworth.

What happened to dinner?

We thought they were kind
was off the reservation.

We went up to take them back.

They weren't Kiowa.

Cheyenne.

Are you sure?

I'm sure. I can't read.

Sign, huh?

Well.

Oh, it's like a woman.

Bit of a nasty house.

Nonsense. Harden, that. Necktie.

Did you ever have an. Arrow run
through you.

Big bedded big.

I got me with the last friendship side
to side like a turkey

on a spit toxic
Koko's the sultan to pull it out of me,

Dragged myself up
with g*n world and played polo that night.

But you're not so bad after that,

Lieutenant. Oh,

good.

Be that you're mistaken.

You sure that those are shine?

I served in the Dakotas
before I came down here.

I know Cheyenne when I see them.

Is that old bird.

Really a doctor?
You don't have to worry about that.

Certain years, that old bird, as you call
them, will take care of him.

Those Indians years, they're a science
and they're this far south.

They're on a raid and party.

And we ought to be picking Indians
out of our ears.

What do you think
we've been doing? Schoolgirls.

And what sort of soldier does
this army of yours breed?

Young men.

Never mind.

You needn't answer.

Don't you exercise and discipline the tall
among your troops,

Lieutenant,
Look how this man slouches with these men.

Button.

They have asylum.

And make themselves targets
for an Indian arrow.

What do you think made the British Empire
what it is?

Because the British soldier
has always made himself a target.

Red coat, shining buttons, gives the enemy
an inferiority complex.

Makes him think we know he can't sh**t.

So why do these Redskins?

We always haven't recaptured
New York City. Now, wait a minute.

Little time with a battalion
of good Yorkshire yeoman, I can clean out

this whole blasted wasteland
you call a country in six months.

Who do you listen to?

Will you listen to the loudmouth with all
his human and make treachery m*rder*d?

They couldn't clean out as a peace
loving country like Ireland.

Take a Hercules to clean out a place
like Ireland.

A man who's worked in the organ
stables. What?

Oh. I told you would give a peace loving.

But we can be our fathers all tool.

Oh, toil.

You know, I can hog tie the pair of you.

By golly, if I have to, I'll do it.

Trying to run a country.

Is there still a we off

the colony that let may go to your father?

I'm going to take too much screen
off, please.

Kim, will you please
close your old man's mouth?

Preferably with two or three
handfuls of Earth.

Come on there. Now, Mr. Colonel.

You do, Mr. O'Toole. Hey, no.

Since you all scrapping at each other
this year in the old country.

I think you're right.

Now, both of you better listen to him.

We're all equal here.

Ain't nobody better.
Nobody else in America.

Pitiable state of affairs.

We are all going to the coast together,

going to be neighbors
in a manner of speaking.

Now, down home ain't nothing
as important as good neighbors.

Is the man out of his mind?

It's no use talking.

I'm going to bring him right here.

Now, Father.

I just got a feeling that the Colonel,
he is just folks like anybody else.

Once you get to know him.

It's unlikely

that anyone in this sorry outfit will be
given the chance to get to know me.

If we travel to the ends of the earth
together.

Well,
now, said I'm willing to try, Colonel.

At least the

Irishman only expects me to knock him
down, not shake his hand.

Easy does it, sir.

I know these people are inclined
to forget formalities.

The man means well.

It isn't enough. He's
just being friendly, Sir.

I'm particular
about where I give my friendship.

Don't these cloud hoppers understand that.

Claude Hopper's like a real

warrior for

such.

As falling in.

I am through talking.

The very next time
something like this happens, I'm

going to show you birds
what it means to crack a few skulls.

How is that fair?

O'Toole

Pretty hard facts.

Farnsworth You get back to your wagons
and I don't want to hear another word

out of any of you.

Come him

I'm going to get myself a big lady.

Oh, beefsteak salad, same dense

poses, a decent
bit of beef west of Liverpool.

Farnsworth, Didn't you hear what I said?

You put that silly stick down, Madge.

I assure you
I'm the most peaceable of men.

What a drop of tea, Jeremy.

With a splash of gin, perhaps.

Do good. For.

You. No, Major.

Some day somebody is going to forget
that he's an old man.

Yes, Bill.

I know.

I'm afraid that somebody
is going to be me.

But the only thing that's worrying me.

He's going to be with us
all the way to California.

Do you know, before we left Saint Louis,
I saw an ad in the newspaper

offering a nice, quiet, dry goods
store for sale in Upper Illinois.

I wish somebody kicked me in the
head for not buying it back.

I wish we'd bought it.

Good luck, boy.

So long.

It just ain't human nature.

What are you talking about?

Take a look at that.

Permission, sir.

Permission granted

to the Queen, Gentlemen.

To the queen.

So God bless her.

But for.

Here,

go Set up.

Nothing can take the bitterness
out of quinine.

I'm afraid to not even take it.

It wouldn't think it was doing me any good
if it didn't taste unpleasant.

Maybe you'd better go to bed.

It wouldn't do Jeremy much too early.

The only people who think I colored myself
the moment

there's a weakness in fear is move in
and take advantage.

Will control it.

Where do you think you're going?

I think Mr. Farnsworth is sick.

Well, you don't say.

He's shaken.

Terrible with fear. No doubt.

Knowing it.

One day I'll catch up with him
without adding to the charge.

If he's around.

For shame, might go to a blind man.

Can see he's got the fever.

He did it.

Kept his nose away from suffering India.

It would never have happened.

The show his rickety
and what were you going to do about it?

I thought I would tell him I was sorry.

I'm worried.

But there'll be no apologizing
to much of him for any O'Toole.

Can you not let bygones be bygones?

I will not.

And you stay away from him, young lady.

So you're feeling the hard back of me and

you know.

And man.

I'm my own.

A hell.

Don't have to.

No, my

door handle all

Jeremy.

Good evening, Major

trend.

It doesn't look like you feel so good.

Malaria.

We trained about you. No,

no, I don't.

First you get it, then I get it

in this bed for the fever.

Giving him anything for it.

Quinine and gin.

Just as good as anything he said.

I suppose he's right.

How's your supply of cleaning?

I got plenty of it in the wagon,
if you want some.

Thank you, sir. That won't be necessary.

The Colonel could treat a regiment
with what he's got in the wagon.

An? Excuse me.

I must gather wood.

He gets frightful coal.

I'm sorry.

You seem in bed.

Confounded charge.
See what you. Made me do?

I'm sorry.

Stop it. Stop her, I say,

Jewel Dallow.

Something that you can promote
instead of me.

Blasted Chan.

Let's have hostilities.

I'm waiting.

I've already

very well.

I appreciate your trying

to undo the damage you've caused.

I don't settle.

I said don't sniffle.

It's bad for the respiratory system.

Now stop it.

Lee. Martha says she's got the favor
of offering

you a ship. And tell them I was shivering.

I not used to these blasted,
windswept prairies.

I'm sorry I muddy up your boot,
so you should be.

Any idea how hard it is to get good
leather?

India

should accept my word for it.

Did your mother send

you over to ask for forgiveness? No.

And grandfather would play me alive
if she knew.

But I would leave to sleep.

Slay you. Alive.

What an uncouth expression.

To teach a child.

They want you to collapse,
lose, smile. This is themselves.

My goodness.

You're the grumpy man.

Grumpy.

You're always managed.

Everybody,
I daresay only sensible thing to be

when you're thrown
in with a pack of undesirables.

Keep some of them. Bay.

Don't you ever have any fun? I'm.

Good heavens, child.

Well done. Built an empire by having fun.

One has responsibilities.

Ridiculous.

Try to explain
responsibilities to the Irish.

Did you get that frumpy dress
from the Indians?

Know that?

It's a pretty dress.

I've seen pretty addresses on Yogi's.

What's Yogi's

Get a yogi doesn't wear any clothes,
Miss Myers.

Everyone slinking around
like cobras tonight.

It's the fever Makes you jump shot.

I have no fever.

I never jump in

there.

Coyotes, whatever.

They are, It's a beastly sound,

just like old generals,
smiled Farrington when he was cold.

Yes, very amusing.

It was meant to be.

He told the
he had told Jeremy, an Irishman.

What did I tell you? Get back.

You get a glass of water,
tend to hold up good.

Why don't you strike the child?

It was the only way I could learn
how not to talk.

To luck to you.

I'd be doing Head of Faith.

By a good man.

She's a mere grubby little duchess
I know. Must prepare.

She's like one of the teapot shoes
to see at the bazaar of the car.

Good material, but I'm polished.

She's doing her best to struggle

against the frightening
handicap of a heritage.

Bradford, it's me, dearest.

Wish that ever
we get to where we are going.

You ought to settle down somewhere near
the O'Toole.

I'd rather be buried up to the neck and.

Tail for I'll give you my word.

If that happy situation arrived,
I'll spend my weekends softening up that

Blackstone, your teddy under your hat,
made a strange feeling, wouldn't it?

Charlie,
do you have to put more coffee in there?

It's a straw now.

I almost had to spoon out my last cup.

I've got to give it more character.

I can't, Bill.
Not knowing the watch out there.

To worry about Bill.

I'm not worried about him.

I'm worrying about me with all my arms
around.

It's a matter of Charlie.

You getting spooky in your old age?
No, just careful.

That's all

it for to.

Oh, Mark, sit down.

Have a cup of coffee. No,
thank you, Major.

I never touch anything
stronger than whiskey.

Right.

You look like something's bothering you.

What do you got on your mind?

I don't believe it.

I never run away from a fight in my life.

I mean, thank you. I've got a fault
at all. I'm not admitting it.

Of course it's that I'm a little too eager
to go looking for one.

I can't argue with you there.

But that was a stout pig handle.

You showed me a while ago.

Yes, And I know how to use it.

I don't doubt it.

But I can get on
with the British Empire at all,

so maybe it'd be a good idea
if he was to move the order of our wagons.

You want me to
move you away from Farnsworth

Monroe?

That wouldn't look too good, would it?

No. I was wondering if maybe

you could move Farnsworth away from me.

Oh, Major.

Yeah?

What is it, Bill?

Indians carrying a torch
like they're looking for trouble off.

I've never seen nothing like that before.

How many are there for?

No fire

up to here.

What do you want?

One talk there, Cheyenne.

That's something.

No, no shines.

All right,

Chief,

You and one brave.

Get off. Horse. Walk here.

We talk just to men.

No g*ns, understand? No.

I need some of that red Indian set,
some sort of counsel, I believe.

Chance to see some of those chaps.

Always want to see.

Your just nonsense.

They wear black across me.

So you have many braves, huh?

Many things.

And. And we give you food and blankets.

You let us go in peace, huh? Hmm.

Chief,

since when is the Cheyenne

Parley For what he wants?

One peace.

Cheyenne friend in a pigsty.

Shut up, Charlie.

What happens
if I don't give you these things?

Take many braves.

Many g*ns.

Many die.

You give.

I don't know what he's got to be.

Sleep, Shirley.

But if he means what he says, it's
not a bad deal.

Like giving him a few sacks of Florence
blankets.

We get safe passage. It's all right.

Give them to him.

We got plenty.
We get more fort. Here we go.

I slept better

than fighting these birds
for the next 50 miles.

All right, chief, You got a deal.

Supplies
the most outrageous thing I ever heard of.

Where's our pride, Adams?

How dare you come in here
and threaten our staff?

Farnsworth, You painted beggars.

Don't demand anything.

If you want something, you ask for it
a proper manner.

Do you understand? Hostile.

You trying to get us all k*lled?

If you let these creatures
start to give you orders, you shut up.

Chief

Houghton.

No, don't listen to him.

What he says
means nothing. I'm chief here.

I give orders.

Please, Colonel,
allow the Major to handle this nonsense.

Only one way to handle savages
with firmness.

Come on, Get out of here.

When I take a. Stick to Chief.

Don't listen to him.

You not give.

I take any whites die.

Good riddance.

Next time.

No behave themselves.

You absolute fool.

The next time they come back here,
they'll come back sh**ting.

What do you think you're fooling
with schoolchildren?

Precisely. Children.

All of them.

Treat them that way
and I'll send you to lower your voice.

You blockhead.

How many of these women and kids
do you think will be k*lled?

Because you had to sh**t off
your big mouth?

Don't shout at me.

Don't shout at you.

I'm about to slap you, I think.

Go and get back to your wagons.

All of you, get your g*ns ready for you.

You'll need them. Bill.

You keep this blundering big mouth

here at my wagon,
even if you have to chain him to a wheel.

Now, I've got to go.

Set up my sentries
and get ready to finish what you started.

Go on, get out of here. On here.

Contract.

Oh, I must say,

I sit down, Colonel, and stay down.

If I had you in my regiment,
you don't have him in your regiment.

I've got you in my wagon train.

I don't suppose it's possible for this
to penetrate that thick skull of yours,

but do you realize that you have placed
the lives of

almost 400 people in the worst
possible danger?

I salute.

But it's about time somebody stood up
to those thieving beggars.

They'll be back with a hat in the hands.

He'll be back all right.

With r*fles in their hands.

I've been dealing with Frontier tribesmen
for 40 years.

When you're at w*r with them,
you'll k*ll them.

When there's no w*r,
you look after them, but never do

You let them come
and make a bargain with you.

Good role of the state.
The Empire would be.

Not going to argue
with you any more funds was

I'm going to

restrict you to your wagon
and your immediate camp.

Now you sit down.

And you shut up and you listen.

If I catch you

more than 30 feet away from your wagon,

I'm going to have you chained up
and I'll keep you chained up

until we reach the next settlement.

And I'm going to kick you out of this
wagon train.

Thanks to you,
we may not reach some of his outrageous.

I demand you not see Farnsworth.

Nothing.

You're more dangerous to this train.

And a cake, a powder and a campfire.

Hold it right there, Mr. Oakes.

The major doesn't want to be interrupted.

But you chaps don't understand him.

You make him look so bad.

Well, he brought it on himself.

Why don't you go back and pour yourself
a cup of tea or something?

I trust Major Adams won't do anything
rash.

Well, he's pretty sore,
and he's not the only one.

Now, you go on
back to your wagon and stay there.

Strauss

demands Mr..

As I wish for someone helping you.

Get him into the wagons.

Sam Jeremy, give me a hand here.
Get him in the wagon.

Major, over here.

One shot fired.

General the table a couple.

Quick.

Gentlemen.

Lad, you've got a ball on your chest.

It's gonna come out.

I've got to dig for it.

I still must go.

They got the O'Toole, Charles.

The Indians.

Don't you worry about their

permission to.

Permission granted.

I know, but I k*lled him with smallpox.

That explains it. Explains what?

Where? The shining Manhattan.

What They're doing way down here.

Why they didn't jump us.

Now they haven't got enough.

Healthy brains to go on their raiding.

You just give it 5 minutes to take effect.

Things you will do for the rest of change.

Every major I can find. Peggy.

Colonel.

I don't you worry.

We look after that,

Major.

I can't find her.

She was in the wagon.

Madam, I have great news for you.

The Indians have your child. Oh.

Are you sure of that?

Did any of them take her?

k*ll me.

No, they won't. Mrs. O'Toole.

Shine on. k*lled children.
Hold them hostage.

But they won't k*ll them.

But, Major, they got smallpox.

They own smallpox.

So you've all got smallpox.

That would k*ll k*ller quickly enough.

Small.

All pox.

Maybe I can reach her in time.

Farnsworth, you're the last man
on this train I'd send after.

Under the circumstances, I'm the only one
capable of handling the situation.

I shall need a guide. Of course.

Can't I get it through your head?

What those Indians or.

Do to you will tear you apart.

I don't tell easily.

There's just one other thing.

Try not to make this
an excuse to dawdle here for a few days.

What are you talking about?

Don't hold up the train. I'll catch up.

The sooner you get to the next station
a doctor, the better.

Genevieve's chances are next.

Doctors at Fort Henry
that's ten days away from here.

Try to make it in surprising much
when you try.

I should be ready to leave in 15 minutes.

I would appreciate it
if you would provide me with the guide.

It's a terrible thing

if the life of a man's grandchild

should depend upon a madman like that.

O'Toole,

You get away from me before I forget

that you're an old man.

No, I'm not the right to ask you this.

I've been vaccinated, Major.

I'll go with him.

You know what's going to happen
once you try to skin him alive?

The minute they lay eyes on him.

I'll try to stop him, said 15 minutes.

Didn't hear. Very good. Ready?

Bit of a hole there, old man.

Hey, one day and blow.

Blown down the cut the next.

You want to blow down the head?

So long as I'm around.

I know that.

Those Redskin chaps
seems to have a bit of the pulse.

To bend around.

Go good. Always let them die off.

Of course, no loss, but they kept it
grubby or till child wasn't.

Quite so, sir.

It in the chest there, sir The vaccine.

Won't be gone long.

In a week, perhaps. It's
all right, Colonel.

I say.

Well, man,
this wound of yours is quite bad.

You know, I've done what I can.

Of course I understand, sir.

They say there's a surgeon
at the next station When there's ten days.

Yeah.

This the situation?

I'll be all right.

Of course you will. No doubt in my mind.

Goodbye, sir.

Cheerio, General.

Cheerio.

It's been a bloody good show.

Bloody good.

I'm not worried about find a major
is what's going to happen when we do.

I say Maj Adams to look after Jeremy.

Will you see that? He's comfortable.

He likes his tea with a spot of gin.

You know.

I'll take care of that.

Well, move along to see that
you don't get lost too often.

Well. Catch up with you later.

Good luck.

Oh, well,

yeah, I know.

Don't say anything, Colonel.

That'll

look at that town over there.

And Major Adams is our children.

Sir. Medicine man.

Medicine man.

Asclepius must have whirling in his grave.

Stand back, you painted monkey.

Don't threaten him, Colonel.

One word from the chief.
He'll get some b*ll*ts through our heads.

I just didn't want him to touch me.

Have you any idea what

how bits of decaying animal matter
he carries in that pouch around his neck?

By golly, those things,

you've got some magic that stick of yours

from smallpox.

Here's one physician
who wasn't able to heal himself.

What else are you going to help him?

I can help all of you view harm
the white child.

I'll watch you die like dogs.

Take me to heart.

Just got to have enough Almighty gone.

Seems like the two luck runs right
along with it.

And you.

Know, we could try.

A days long time to hang on.

Measure with a b*llet through your lungs.

Yeah.

Get some and break out.

I found this

in a book that belonged to Jeremy.

They did.

Beyond the world cannot be separated.

Death cannot k*ll.

It never dies.

Nor can spirits ever be divided

that love and live in the same divine
principle.

The root and record of their friendship.

Death is crushing
the world as friends do the seas

they live

in one another's still.

Hey. Man,

Sure a long way from England.

Eat it.

Here.

Hey, break it

all down.

Oh, my God. How are you?
Thank you, Mr. Fox.

Thank you.
Thank you, Colonel Farnsworth. Whatever.

I had this disease I may have contracted.

The child will not get smallpox.

Better get her to bed, ma'am.

She's had a rough trip. Yes, thank you.

Thank you.

Come over this thing.

I was beginning to think I'd never see
either one of you again.

We had quite a time of it.

I'll tell you,

Jeremy Major.

I'm sorry, Colonel.

We just buried him.

We did all we could do.

I'm sure you did,

Major.

Well,

right out here.

You know, the last three days

we were there, they didn't have one case
of smallpox breaker.

Sure Can't figure that, man.

You're not British girl.

Yeah.

Is it true what they say
about the West Coast?

Major sunshine and warm?

Yes, Colonel, it's true.

He was my over this 35 years.

And your friend?

We were going to get a cottage
somewhere by the sea.

Cook malaria out of our bones.

Works the sunset over India.

Foolish ideas,

too. Old men,

old fools.

Doddering.

But I suppose I'll get to it with

Colonel.

You can still get you a cottage.

Price

won't mean much with it.

No, I don't suppose, sir.

Sometimes it's hard, Major.

What one has to do it

best.

The whole. Yes.

Oh. Do.

It's all right, Major

Farnsworth.

Colonel Farnsworth.

The man is a man and a good one lives
under this shot over there.

A man was found a vision.

Gypsies, any Irishman I ever knew. Sorry.

I took the liberty of bringing ancient,
fine Irish whiskey.

I think that Jeremy Oats
should look at it with favor.

Each night.

I watched you two drinking a toast
to that queen of yours.

And in all countries,

I couldn't do it because I'm an Irishman
and a good one at that.

But I would regard it

as a great favor
if you'd have a little drink,

because there's a pocket

to Jeremy Oaks.

And you, sir,

though you're a Britisher,
That was a strong, brave thing you did.

And to drink to you.

You're all being maudlin, sir.

No, just finished.

Major Colonel Sandford.

And there's just one other thing
I'd like to say.

A week or so ago, I told you

that I would like you
to settle down with someone yet wish to.

That I'd have the pleasure of

wearing the money.

But that.

No, but I can see that
you're a man who likes his liquor.

And I admit to.

I do want you to spread it around.

I'm a little bit partial to London
Gin meself.

Irish whiskey can seem like a fair
substitute to a thirsty man. Now,

I'm neither
blind, not unsteady on my feet, sir.

Shows only a gesture of friendship.

Friendship is not a matter to be taken
lightly, as to ripen, but adequate.

I was hoping you
if we did settle close together

some warm place by the sea that

well, perhaps it would read.

From what I've seen of this countryside.

Anything might happen

within the.

Devonshire.

Oh, oh.