01x05 - Episode 5

[bunniefuu]

= The Girl Inside Me =

= Episode 5 =

Take off your pants.

I'd rather be k*lled than insulted.

So tough?

A man can't give in.

Aren't you afraid of death?

You're distinguished enough

to determine people's fate.

But a true man must stick to his principles

even at the cost of his life.

How come there is nothing?

Guards, capture this man
who has offended me.

Make him a eunuch in the palace.

Your Highness, I'm the one
who just got insulted.

The guilty party complains first?

I'm going to...

You're laughing?

I'm about to be a eunuch.

It's okay.

We can be sisters like that.

Then how do I pursue the princess?

Spare him!

[Cleansing Room]

Dear Jade Emperor and Queen Mother.

Please don't do this to me.

Don't take it from me before I even use it.

Hurry up.

Wait.

Your Excellency.

Look at the tender skin.

What a pity if we can't make you one of us.

Take him in.

W-What are you doing, sister?

Let's go.

Chu Xiaoran must be
the one from the divination.

But why doesn't he have
the seven stars on him?

Seven stars.

He has seven moles on the sole of his foot,

just like the Big Dipper.

Seven moles.

Oh no.

Your Excellency, let's talk this out.

Your Excellency, I apologize.

I shouldn't have called you sister.

Your Excellency.

Your Excellency, please let me go.

Your Excellency.

You little animal
have too much on your mind.

It would bring you peace

to get you castrated.

Don't.

Your Excellency, the anesthesia is ready.

Why bother with the anesthesia?

This little animal is quite tough.

Without the anesthetic,

wouldn't he feel massive pain?

You old thing.

You're so vicious.

Rest assured.

My knife is very sharp.

Wait.

The ending is written.

It's only a matter of time.

Tell you what. I'm in a relationship
with the princess.

We are of one mind and heart.

I shouldn't have

spoiled her so much
that she gets angry so easily.

She sent me here today just to scare me.

I finally realized her intentions.

This blabbermouth is a dead man.

In that case, I have to think it over.

Definitely.

Your Excellency, do you believe
everything he says?

He's talking about Her Highness.

But what if it's true.

Your Excellency, I wouldn't dare make up

something like that
about Her Highness, right?

Let me go.

I'll speak well of you in front of her.

Maybe she will be pleased

and send you a few handsome young men.

That's not a bad idea.

Yeah.

Right, where was he sent from?

From the Princess's Mansion, I think.

Yeah.

Since he was sent
from the Princess's Mansion,

we should just castrate him.

I'm not lying. I'm dating the princess.

I'm dating the princess.

As long as he's alive.

No, no, Your Excellency.

Ruyi, what does Her Highness mean?

She means that it doesn't matter

if he misses a body part
as long as he's alive.

Behave.

Ruyi, Her Highness has never
cared about any servant.

So...

Stop.

Who are you?

I come by the princess's
command to take him.

You, raise your head.

Say no more, Your Highness.

I get it.

Who asked you to strip?

Your Highness, your hands
are really well-maintained.

Take your hands off me,

or you won't get to keep them.

What's with your seven moles?

What seven moles?

It's a serious matter. Take off your shoes.

I need to take a good look.

So you're interested in my feet.

Alright, let's take a look together.

Look.

But I haven't washed my feet.

Stop it. It tickles.

Indeed, there are seven.

No, Your Highness.

Young Master Chu is so funny.

Stop tickling me, Your Highness.

I'm so embarrassed, oh heavens.

To be happy, one must let go of the burdens.

You've gone beyond
letting go of burdens. You've...

Say no more.

One's spirit will eventually
transcend the flesh.

Take it lightly.

You are 22 years old.

Don't tell me you're still a virgin.

You are?

Speak not what is contrary to propriety.

Let me ask you a few questions.

♪ Preserve the fireworks for eternity ♪

♪ Is a lifetime enough to suffice ♪

♪ Turn the lens of time
for a retrospective glance ♪

♪ I am willing to stand by and wait ♪

♪ I spent half my life in pursuit of freedom ♪

♪ Yet I was mocked and urged to walk away ♪

♪ When I forget what I've been
seeking, can I still ♪

♪ Wait for time to reverse
and inscribe my heartache ♪

♪ Open the box of time and turn the hourglass ♪

♪ Sing praises of my bravery,
steadfast through the years ♪

♪ The butterfly hiding within is finally saved ♪

♪ The encounter in the fairy tale
turns out to be fictitious ♪

♪ In the end, I let them
drift away on their own ♪

♪ Emotions are like a river flowing ♪

♪ How many withered flowers have been greeted ♪

♪ Piecing together fragments of memory,
revisiting old places ♪

♪ Tracing the source of time ♪

♪ All the past is but a prelude,
for the sake of nostalgia only ♪

♪ A multitude of thoughts arise in a moment ♪

♪ In the end, I let them
drift away on their own ♪

♪ Emotions are like a river flowing ♪

♪ How many withered flowers have been greeted ♪

♪ Let thoughts be fickle
as time flows backward ♪

♪ Piecing together fragments of memory,
revisiting old places ♪

♪ Tracing the source of time ♪

♪ All the past is but a prelude,
for the sake of nostalgia only ♪

♪ All the past is but a prelude ♪

♪ For the sake of nostalgia only ♪