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01x03 - Secret Crush

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Locker Diaries: Phineas and Ferb". Aired: June 6, 2026.*
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Class is back in session for Phineas and Ferb.

01x03 - Secret Crush

Post by bunniefuu »

Izzy, what were you thinking

making a Phineas cake in Baking Club?

[sighs] Then again, how could I not?

[Phineas] Oh, hi, Isabella.

[gasps] He cannot see this cake!

-[groans]
-Oh, hi, Phineas.

Whatcha doing?

Looks like my locker's full.

Do you have any room
for my book in your locker?

-Of course.
-Great.

Wait, wait!

-[♪ dramatic sting plays]
-No, no, no!

That's not my locker, silly!

-[Isabella straining]
-[metal clangs]

-Here it is.
-Uh… Are you sure?

Because there's a lot of photos
of Baljeet's family.

Isn't that Baljeet's unicycle?

Uh… No, that's mine.

I'm a total cycle head.

See? [yelps]

[groans]

-Oh, are you okay?
-Yeah, yeah.

Well, time to put my unicycle back.

Uh… Um… What are you doing
in my locker?

Oops! [chuckles] My bad.

Come on, Phineas!

Here's my real locker.

"Bullying for Dummies"?

Uh… Yep. I'm a bully now!

-Ow!
-Ooh!

Have you been working out?

Hey! What's the big idea?

Oops! Wrong one again!

Now I know how it feels.

Here we go.

This is the janitor's locker.

Yep. I'm the janitor now.
[laughs awkwardly]

Gotta get these floors clean.

Whoa!

[crashing]

Sorry, Baljeet!

Isabella, are you sure
that's not your locker?

No, no, no. Phineas, I can explain.

There we go. Thanks, Isabella.

See you in class.

Huh?

My Phineas frosting.

Down the hatch.

Buford, you ate my cake?

-Uh…
-You're a lifesaver.

Mwah!

I should steal cake more often.

[♪ upbeat rock music playing]