01x04 - The Rizz-inator

[bunniefuu]

All right, Perry.

Stay here while Ferb
and I grab some snacks.

Everyone's gonna love you
at Show and Tell.

[Doofenshmirtz laughing mischievously]

Perry the Platypus won't be able
to thwart me this time.

[shoes squeaking]

With this foolproof costume
of a regular student,

I'll be able to take over
the entire tristate area!

Hey, fellow student.

Boy, that cursive class
is tough. Am I right?

Cursive? Uh, I've gotta go.

Where was I in my evil exposition?

Oh, right. My new invention,
the Rizz-enator.

I'll zap myself and become
the coolest kid in school.

And then, with my army
of easily influenced kids,

I'll be unstoppable!

-[laughs maniacally]
-[Rizz-enator whirring]

What? No!

[shoes squeaking]

Hey, that's my Rizz-enator.

Wait. A student platypus?

[gasps] Perry the Student Platypus?

Give me back my enator! [grunts]

[groans]

Ow! That's my chin. [grunts]

[gasps, screams]

-[grunts] Ow!
-[object clatters]

[Rizz-enator beeping]

[♪ upbeat pop music playing]

[Isabella] Hey, are you okay?

[gasps] Whoa.

You're the coolest kid in school!

Hey, new kid. [chuckles]

You're so cool, I'll do anything you say.

Do you want to go to the dance?

-He's my friend!
-[grunts]

-He's my friend.
-Give him back. [yells]

-[grunts]
-[shoes squeaking]

Oh, my Rizz-enator!

Wha-- Oh, hey, I don't know who you are,

but you're the coolest kid
I have ever seen.

Uh, you know what?
I would do anything you say.

You want to smash my Rizz-enator
into the ground?

All right. [grunts]

Wait, wha-- No, y--
you tricked me with your rizz!

That is him! The weird man
that kept talking about cursive!

-Whatever that is.
-All right, buddy.

-You're coming with me!
-No!

Cursive you, Perry the Platypus!

Time for Show and Tell, Perry.

-I want to show my class how cool you are.
-[chatters teeth]

[♪ upbeat rock music plays, concludes]