01x03 - Coming Home

[bunniefuu]

[theme music]

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♪♪ Familiar tales ♪♪

♪♪ New adventures ♪♪

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♪♪ The powers of the King ♪♪

♪♪ Rest in his hands ♪♪

♪♪ When evil surrounds him ♪♪

♪♪ He rise up against them ♪♪

♪♪ And show them who's
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♪♪ His staff out in his grasp ♪♪

♪♪ His friends
Watching his back ♪♪

♪♪ 'Cause he's the Monkie Kid ♪♪

-[train rumbling]
-[laughing]

-[game music]
-[Mei laughs menacingly]

-Button mash all you want, MK.
-[grunting]

You'll never beat my ancient
galloping fury power!!

Up smash, up smash!

I'm trying, Sandy!
Okay! I'm trying, I'm trying!

[evil laugh]

No one can defeat me!

-[laughs]
-[phone rings]

-[rings]
-Oh, boy.

Uh, hi, Mom.

-[evil laugh]
-Yes.

-[Mother mumbling]
-Oh, of course, no, I...

Uh... Yes, Mother.

-[sighs]
-Hey.

-You okay there, Mei?
-Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Ha!

It's just...

- Low quality finishing move!
-[action music]

[laughing]

[evil laugh]

My parents...

They want me to housesit.

-And that's a bad thing?
-No!

[chuckles]
Uh...

Me and my parents...

-We're--
-Uh, did Mei say...

-sleepover at her house?
-Wha... No.

-My parents wouldn't want--
-Sleepover!

I've always wanted to see inside
Mei's Secret Dragon House,

full of secret dragon stuff.

Come on! Please.

Please, please, please, please?

Pfft, sleepover it is.

Oh, yeah!

[MK] This sleepover's
gonna be amazing!

You know what,
I'll bring my Monkey King DVDs

-so we can have a marathon!
-[beeping]

-[grunting]
-[alarm dings]

[MK] Dragon House,
full of secret dragon stuff.

-[beeping]
-Secret dragon...

Full of secret...

The Legendary Dragon Blade...

That blade is amongst

the most powerful artifacts
in history.

I do love powerful things.

Go!

Bring it to me.

[beeps]

[ominous music]

[MK and Sandy] Whoa!

Ugh! It's even better
than I thought.

Growing up here
must have been great!

Uh...
[chuckles]

Yeah, I guess.

Uh... But I don't know.

[Mei] When I was growing up,

I was just wanted to be
rough and tumble.

Break stuff. Look at bugs.

You know, have fun.

Just like normal girl stuff.

But when your house
is pretty much a museum

and you come from a long line
of ancient noble dragons...

That's kinda...

frowned on.

Anyway, onwards to the

"definitely not gonna
be terrible" sleepover!

[sighs]

-Ooh.
-[skidding]

-Whoa!
-Whoa!

-Ooh...
-[sparkling]

-[terrified gasp]
-[beeping]

[screams]

-[keypad beeping]
-[fizzles]

Ha, yeah. My parents
are a bit serious

about the old security thing.

[door unlocks]

[automated voice]
Welcome home, Mei.

-[gasping]
-Yeah.

[MK] This is amazing!

[Sandy] Whoa!
What is all this stuff?

Uh, you know.

Gifts, artifacts, offerings.

Yeah it's just stuff that's been
in my family for...

-[gasping]
-Yes!

-Whoa! Ooh!
-[Mei] Guys, wait...

If I had all this stuff,

I don't even know what I'd do!

-[gasping]
-Sell it.

-Probably.
-[gasping]

-[metal clanks]
-[sighs]

-[shrieks]
-[Sandy] Yeah, this stuff

-looks really great.
-[grunts]

Looks like
a few good years maybe.

-[Sandy] Or centuries?
-Guys, wait.

[yelling]
Stop!

Hands in pockets, now!

[Sandy gasps]

Ugh. Follow me.

You guys are such menaces!
You know that?

[sinister music]

This is the garage filled with
all the awesome things

I'm not allowed to drive.

This is one of our
many long hallways.

We also have
the Celestial Jade Garden.

The room with the
Thirty Centuries of antiques.

-[Sandy] Whoa.
-[Mei] Pool of a Thousand Tears.

Tea and Snack room. And...

my bedroom!

And this is the
dragon claw chamber.

Whoa... Hold up.

-[epic music]
-[sparkling]

[gasping]

[MK laughs]
Now this thing is cool!

So, what's the deal-io
with this deal-y, yo?

Oh! Uh...

That's the sword
of my great, great, great

times a thousand
great grandfather,

the Dragon of the West.

[Mei] Legends say
that my grandfather

imbued it
with unimaginable power,

so that our clan
would always have

the strength of the Dragon
to protect them.

Its true power
will only show itself

to those deemed worthy.

A true member of our clan

who's proven themselves
strong enough

to protect our family

from the forces of evil.

Whoa...

But I'm not allowed
to touch it.

Hey! Anyone want to see
the game room?

-[MK] h*-h*, yeah!
-[Sandy] All right!

[mystic music]

[sinister music]

[loud rock music]

[pinball clanking]

A pinball machine?

Ha!

I've always wanted to try
one of these!

Yeah.

Now this place is home!

All right. You two boot up
the ol' TV!

I will go get some
s-na-na-nacks.

Okay. Don't break anything
while I'm gone!

Pfft, hah!

"Don't bwreak anything
while I'm gone!"

-Hah! Yeah, right.
-[spring twangs]

[gasps]

-Uh...
-[lightning strikes]

No!

Party! Bull games!

Snacks! Bull Clone!

Wait a minute.
You're a Bull Clone!

-[grunts]
-Ah!

[grunting]

Hey! Get back here!

-[grunting]
-[crashing]

-[Mei panting]
-[metal clanking]

[grunts]

-[crashes]
-[grunts]

-[motor revving]
-[tires skidding]

[crashes]

[whistles]

[motor revving]

-[tires skidding]
-[zooms]

Careful. Careful!

[sighing]

-[frame cracks]
-[thuds, crashes]

-What?
-We're going to need more tape!

[motor revving]

[ringing]

[grunting]

[blasts]

[groans]

-[Mei screams]
-[motorcycle crashing]

[motor roaring]

[grunting, screams]

[yelling]

[action music]

[rattling]

[grunting]

-[motor sputters]
-[tire skids]

[beeping]

-[engine roaring]
-[blasts]

[zooms]

[rumbling]

[gasps]

[blasts]

-[expl*si*n]
-[both screaming]

-[groaning]
-[crashing]

[thuds]

The Dragon Blade?

[gasps]

[indistinct chatter]

-Weakest link of them all.
-Such a disappointment.

-You call yourself a girl?
-Huh?

[indistinct chatter]

You know what?

I am part of this family.

I am Mei.

Descendant of the great dragon
of the west sea!

This is mine!

-And this is my house!
-[crackling]

[zaps]

[gasps]

[epic oriental music]

Get. Out. Of. My. House!

-[growls]
-[zaps]

[blasts]

-[sparks]
-[rattling]

[crashing]

Uh... Maybe a little more tape?

No, no.

I broke it.

Part of being a hero
is owning up to your mistakes.

-[groaning]
-[sighing]

Wish me luck.

So, uh, Mei, you know that
really cool...

[gasps]
Mei?

[creaks, crashes]

Mei, what happened?

MK!

Someone tried to steal
the Dragon Sword.

I stopped them...

with this!

-The Dragon Sword!
-Whoa.

The Dragon Sword!

That's...
[groans]

Mei...

I'm really glad you stopped him,

but I have a confession to make.

I accidentally...

Accidentally what?

Accidentally...

didn't know what was going on.
[chuckles nervously]

Wow! That thing's amazing!

-[Mr Dragon] Ahem.
-[Mei gasps]

Mom! Dad! You're back.

We were on our way
when we realized

somebody forgot our luggage.

Uh, Sandy?

Were you kind of expecting
Mei's parents

to be literally
two big, scary dragons?

Um...

No.

[stammers]
I can explain.

Someone tried
to steal the sword.

I didn't let them.

And, and, and... I used this.

I'm sorry.

We saw the whole thing.

-But I couldn't just--
-And we're so proud of you.

-What?
-[laughing]

The Dragon Blade is the pride
of our family heritage.

Its power only shows itself

to those that embrace
their history...

their family.

We may not always see
eye to eye.

And... um...

your friends are more...

-unique than we expected.
-[meows]

But you are
a part of this family.

And it is part of you.

We love you.

I love you too, Mom.

Dad.

I am sorry about
the house, though.

What's important
is you are okay.

Objects can be replaced.

Everything except

my prized pinball machine.

[clears throat]
That is irreplaceable.

[groans nervously]

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