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02x06 - Game On

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Lego Monkie Kid". Aired: May 30, 2020 – present.*
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Animated television series inspired by the Monkey King and Journey to the West.

02x06 - Game On

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♪♪ Monkie Kid! ♪♪

♪♪ Familiar tales
New adventures ♪♪

♪♪ Monkie Kid! ♪♪

♪♪ The powers of the king
Rest in his hands ♪♪

♪♪ When evil surrounds him
He'll rise up against them ♪♪

♪♪ And show them
Who's the Monkie Kid ♪♪

♪♪ His staff out in his grasp ♪♪

♪♪ His friends watching
His back ♪♪

♪♪ 'Cause he's
the Monkie Kid! ♪♪

Maybe under here?

-Huh?

There's got to be something.

Ooh! Remind me
what it is we're looking for?

Oh! Oh! Is this it?

Hmm!

No!

I am trying to find something

that will make me super,
super powerful,

so I can defeat...

So-- Someone...

Anyone.

You know, to be sure
that I got what it takes

to take on the next big bad!

I thought Monkey King
was training you

-with remote lessons?
-Ha-ha!

Yeah, and I already learned
all the different lessons

the Monkey "King of Vacations"

left for me!

I don't know, I just...

I feel like I'm ready
for something...

-bigger.

More powerful.

The wise warrior
leads their enemy

into their own destruction.

What's that mean?

It means I need to be stronger!

Be so powerful,

that it'd be certain defeat
to fight me!

Maybe you need a break,
little man.

Just kick back for a bit.

Ugh, did Monkey King
ever take breaks?

He's literally
on vacation right now!

Plus, he has logged
some serious hours on this game.

-What?
-Uh-huh, like 10,000.

No way Monkey King
would have wasted time on this.

Unless?

Yes! This must be it!

Hey, MK?

You said it before Mei.

Monkey King is never gonna just
give me the answers straight!

I said that?

He must have left me
this game for a reason!

It has to contain the knowledge

to some unbelievably,
powerful new ability!

Or it's just a cruddy,
old video game

that Monkey King likes
because his face is on the box?

This is amazing!

It looks just like
Monkey King's house!

That's because
I haven't turned it on yet.

Huh? What the?

Importing likeness.

Scanning... Scanning...

This is so...

Uh... Immersive?

Um... Is it true that
if I die in here,

I'll die in real life?

Absolutely not.

I-- I don't... I don't know.

Okay, so...

I guess
I go over here then?

Welcome traveler,
on a journey to the west!

It's Monkey King!

He's in the game!

Wait, did Monkey King
make this game?

As the great sage,
equal to heaven,

you couldn't ask
for a better tutor.

Yeah, seems like
he definitely made this game.

Okay, game Monkey King,
what you got for me?

On your journey,

you will learn
to smite powerful enemies!

Whoa!
I want me some of that!

After you complete
the tutorials,

you'll learn how to access--

Ugh, this is taking forever!

How do I skip?

Uh, what now...

Defeat each opponent

to work your way up
to the final boss,

the Rhino King!

Great! Just as soon
as these pop-ups

-stop popping up.
-The first of 72 basic combos--

-Skip.
- Pay attention to--

-Skip.
- Many friends along the--

-Skip, skip, skip.
-Uh, maybe some

of those tutorials
from Monkey King would be...

-helpful.
-Skip.

Oh, they're done. Finally.

Congratulations!

You have now completed
the tutorials!

This next adventure
is up to you.

Finally!
I'm done with the tutorials,

I can actually start
playing the game.

An in-game store!

Welcome
to the Central Temple!

Here, wise teachers grant
blessings and new abilities!

h*-h*! Now, that sounds
like something me would likey!

And enter.

This is the path
to enlightenment, young one.

Perhaps a blessing
for your journey?

Whoa!

This has all
of Monkey King's moves!

"Wukong's 108,000 Li Somersault"

Hey, these are all
passive abilities!

This is more like it!

Wukong's flaming fist of fury!

This is perfect!

With a move like this... yeah!

This must have been

what Monkey King wanted me
to find!

Deals massive damage

while also leaving
your defenses wide open.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. it's fine.

I'll just bust them up first!

Okay, let's do this thing!

Upgrade unlocked!

Oh, cool!

Oh, no!

Zhu Ganglie has pignapped
the Chief's daughter!

Someone has to stop him!

With my legendary
nine-toothed rake,

nobody can stop me!

Okay! Get ready to meet
your maker, Zhu Ganglie!

Here... comes...

Wukong's flaming fist of fury!

Hey, you think,
Zhu Ganglie kinda looks like--

Tang! I know!

I thought the exact same thing!

Ah... Right.

Nice one!

But, remember,
not every opponent

can be beaten
with brute strength!

Wanna learn a counter-attack?

I think this move worked
pretty well.

Thanks, but no thanks!

A'ight! Who's next?

You shall not pass!

The only way
to cross Flowing Sand River

is by defeating Sha Wujing.

His spear attacks are deadly,

but leave him open
to counter-attacks.

Hmm, I could learn
a counter-attack,

or... I could
Wukong's flaming fist of fury!

This move is amazing!

Why would they even let you
unlock it so early,

it kinda makes the rest
of the game redundant.

All right!

Final uber boss, Rhino King!

I'm coming for you!

Final boss! Let's go!

Who dares challenge
the Rhino King?

I will pulverize you to dust!

Three. Two. One. Fight!

Bring it!
Wukong flaming fist of fury!

Rhino King
head butt of hatred!

What? That's impossible!

My Wukong Flaming Fist of Fury
did nothing!

It must have been a bug
in the game.

Yeah, that's what it was.

Remember,
not every opponent

can be beaten
with brute strength!

Wanna learn a counter-attack?

Skip! Skip, skip,
skip, skip, skip!

-Fight!
-I got this!

This is ridiculous!

The Wukong Flaming Fist of Fury

is the strongest move
in the game.

But how am I supposed to use it?

If that Rhino Demon
keeps beating the snot out of me

before I can execute it!

Okay, this looks like
a good place to stop.

You have been playing
for 32 straight hours.

Stop? Now?

Never!

I just have to try harder.

It's just like Monkey King said.

I just need to get stronger!

Except he never said that.

He said, "The wise warrior
leads the enemy

into their own destruction."

Yeah,
maybe what he's saying is...

the strongest move isn't always
the rightest move?

Then what is the rightest move?

Remember,
not every opponent

can be beaten
with brute strength!

Do you want to learn
a counter-attack?

"The wise warrior

leads their enemy
into their own destruction."

Hold on! Go with me here!

I think I got something!

Maybe I need to use

the Rhino King's own strength
against him!

Hey, yeah.

Almost like The Tutorial King

was trying to tell you this
the whole time.

Sometimes,
using your enemies strength

against them
is the strongest move of all!

This will leave them open
for a counter-attack!

Ready to give it a go?

Let's redo this!

Who dares challenge
the Rhino King?

I will pulverize you to dust!

Three. Two. One. Fight!

Rhino king
Head Butt of Hatred!

Wukong's 108,000 Li Somersault!

-Now, MK!
- Go get him!

Wukong...

-flaming fist...

...of fury.

No!

So, did you learn
what you needed to?

Yeah, that and then some!

You were right, Sandy,

sometimes the strongest move
isn't always the bestest.

It's the bestest
at blowing holes

through stuff, though.