01x02 - Media Day

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Obviously, to say
that the demonstration did not come out

as expected
falls far short.

- Why?!
- But what else can you say when you see

a poor girl
with her foot backwards?

It is devastating.

Not just for Krystal
and Courteney and Hoodletoot,

also for the entire
cheerleading community.

- Why are you smiling?
- Am I smiling?

I must have something funny
in my head.

Let's start again.

Wait.

I feel very sorry
for Courteney and her team...

I feel the smile now!

As soon as I saw that poor girl's
fractured foot of that poor girl

and I heard the doctor vomit,
I knew it wasn't good.

Unfortunately,
the ambulance

took 26 minutes to arrive

and in an emergency,
every second counts.

When I suffered my head injury
head injury...

we lost 18 valuable minutes
of time.

Doctors say
that maybe that's the reason

for which I still can't say
the word...

Catastrophic.

That's the word I was looking for.

If we had gone
to cheerleading camp

with 10 cheerleaders, we would have
automatic invitation to Daytona.

But instead,
we did what we called it,

"[beep] the mat"
in our demonstration.

Now we have
to qualify the old-fashioned way,

going through the entire
cheerleading season

and mastering
the necessary skills.

But we can, we will
and we have to.

I'm going to draw flames
in the poop,

in order to remember
what happened that day.

Okay, everybody, gather around.

Are we all here except Krystal?

- I don't see Sally anywhere.
- She's not coming anymore.

It fell into the tank
of sour apples

at his job at the candy button factory
candy button factory

and does not come because it is "green".

EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH

Wow, very good.

We will see her when her quarantine
her quarantine.

I know everyone is devastated
by what happened to Krystal,

but we have to leave
that behind us.

The good news is
that we will be replacing Krystal

and we're going to recruit
even better cheerleaders.

- Of course we will.
- How will we do it?

Let's introduce ourselves
on Media Day.

That's when the teams from
the other schools in the league

meet to promote their programs
their programs

in front of the local media.

It is an opportunity
to show my team

and recruit more cheerleaders.

This year, Headltston
is home to four schools

that make up the league,

Mater Dei Saint Bernard,

East South Oklahoma
Junior College,

Totborough City State
and, of course, Headltston.

Together, we are known
as the METH league

and I believe that most
of METH directors...

will be coming this week.

Will we introduce ourselves
so soon?

There are still pieces of Krystal's ankle
of Krystal's ankle on the mat.

Honey, what happened to Krystal happens to cheerleaders all the time.
happens to cheerleaders all the time.

- Does it always happen?
- No, goodbye.

Trainer, I only have
pet insurance.

If I get injured, I am sacrificed.

I meant to say that it
never happens,

but things that never happen,

always happen to cheerleaders.
to cheerleaders.

Sometimes you speak and wait for the right
the right words come out.

We will do our perfect routine
in front of the local media,

word will spread and we will attract
the best in the METH area.

And get this,
since we are the only school

in the league with a competitive cheerleading
competitive cheerleading program,

we have no competition.

- Any questions?
- I have one.

- Yes?
- When will Dimarcus apologize?

- What are you insinuating?
- I am not insinuating anything.

It's your fault that Krystal
got injured.

- How do you know that? You were sleeping.
- Okay, what are you insinuating...?

Dimarcus.

I was not asleep
and I saw that you didn't catch her.

- Peaches.
- By the way,

shouldn't you call your probation
probation officer?

I think your anklet
is beeping.

Yes, it detects when I'm
about to kick someone.

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

There is a line between
between foolishness and stupidity,

and you are crossing it.

If something bad happens to one
of us, it's everyone's fault.

The word apology
is not on the list

of words or phrases that
Dimarcus uses to express himself.

Besides, I was just doing my own thing.

Of course, it's Dimarcus' fault.
Dimarcus' fault.

But at this point, I have to
to cheer them on as a team.

I don't want any more accusations.

Yes, did you hear that?

He does not want any more accusations.
Do you understand?

Do you know whose fault it was
when the "Titanic" sank?

From everyone on the boat.

Steven, why don't you
why don't you let me handle it?

Yes, can you let me
handle it?

Very good, Captain.

I know it is difficult to act after an accident
an accident like the one we had.

But we can,
we must and we will, yes?

- Questions?
- Yes, just one.

- We were [beep] at a parade.
- We were [bleep] in a parade.

First of all,
that's not a question.

And, yes, we had a setback,

but we were not [bleep]
in a parade.

We are one month away
and three good cheerleaders

to be [beep] in a parade.

Speaking of which, they're going to remove
the ugly words, right?

The people in my church
could see it.

- There she is.
- Hi, sweetie.

I was going to suggest
we stay at home.

We can watch one of those housewives
housewives' shows where they all yell at each other

which somehow
relaxes you.

I'd like to, but I have to talk to Krystal's
with Krystal's parents.

I'm going to wear this
as a nice gesture.

Are you going to wear grapes and strawberries
for injuring your daughter?

It looks more like a tropical fruit
tropical fruit situation.

It will be fine. I've had this
conversation hundreds of times.

Cheerleading
is a dangerous sport.

No offense,
but my athletes

do not have the benefit
benefit of pads and helmets.

I had a helmet on
when I was hit.

The doctors left part of the helmet
of the helmet on my head.

I know. I've been
at the airport with you.

Do not move.

Very good.

I think this will be quick.

They've been in the cheerleading world all their lives
their whole lives and know the risks.

Okay,
can you come back soon?

Because I was looking forward to
to spend time with you.

I know, honey.

I meant tinkering.

I cracked the code!

Smart
and looks good on the way out.

God gave him both hands.

I am destroyed...

Not the right word.

I was very sad
about what happened to Krystal.

She is like a daughter to me.

Yes, she is by far
our favorite daughter.

In fact, if we had had it first
we would have stopped trying anymore.

We will miss our little girl,

but I want you to know
that even if you are not going to participate,

you will always be a member
of our team and heart.

What do you mean
that you will not participate?

Because it has
foot backwards.

But she told us that
the documentary would be about her.

We expect it to be
in all routines.

Yes, and get to Daytona.

Come on,
they seem like reasonable people.

They are not reasonable people.

[beep]

Well, if he comes this way,

somersault, somersault.

You can carry it forward
in acrobatics.

Hey, what are you doing
with my dolls?

THE COMPANY THAT MAKES
BOON DOLLS

DID NOT AUTHORIZE ITS USE
IN THIS DOCUMENTARY

THEY SAID: "THE DOLLS
ARE FOR CHILDREN".

I use your toys
to create a number

for Media Day
to include Krystal,

that it was much easier
when he could move.

Come here.

Let me give you my famous
foot massage PG-13.

- Honey, I don't have time.
- Don't you?

Don't have time for this?

No.

Now you can't stop until
one of us dies.

I miss you.

I know, honey.

Since we stopped
working at the same school,

I only see you 10 hours a day

and you sleep for seven
of them.

If I'm lucky,


is none of your business.

Unfortunately,
it will get worse before it gets better,

because Dimarcus
injured my flyer.

I will give you two pieces of advice.

One, don't put too much pressure
Dimarcus too much.

It will leave you.

Two, do not, under any circumstances
take out of the box

my action figure
Stretch Armstrong.

It is our retirement.

Understood.

I welcome your feedback,
trainer,

but my team responds
with steadfast love.

Seriously.

Dimarcus will not respond
to steadfast love.

Do you know who does?

Me.

That's right, so it works
on the calves.

No, I'm serious.
No.

The magic fingers?

Rubbing the calves
always leads to...

is none of your business.

See?



All right, everybody, come on.

Do you think you could
hurry up, please?

Yes, but I am not responsible

of what happens if I do.

My name is Miss Dot.

The way to remember it is that
there are two dots in Miss Dot,

one in the I and the other
is my name.

I have many jobs.

Just like this tape.

Can prevent injuries,
adjust bones, hang pictures.

I once used it
to close a blouse

so that the private part of my back
the private part of my back.

One, two, three, four...

- Ow! Ow!
- Seven, eight.

- Ow! Ow!
- Three, four...

- Ow! Ow!
- Seven, eight.

- Ow!
- I will not do this.

What is your problem?

I'll tell you what your problem is.

He hardly tries.

- I'm making an effort.
- Stay out of it.

- Dimarcus, why did you stop?
- Because this is stupid.

You don't tell me what's stupid.
I know what is stupid.

Okay.

I'm stuck.
Yes, I'm stuck.

This routine
is strange and sad.

You don't tell me what
is strange and sad.

I know what is strange and sad.

No.

Good. Let's go.
This is worse.

I am your trainer
and you have to respect me.

Do you understand?

I'm just saying that if you want to attract
new talent, forget about Krystal.

Let me do my thing.

There is no Media Day
without "me".

There is still "god" left
and you are not.

As I said,
you keep talking and wait

that the right
the right words.

To the bench.

Steven, come in for Dimarcus.

Let's go.

Yes, just a moment.

Cheerleading
is like a pyramid.

You need a strong base...

Actually, it would be on top.

But I was the base
and it's a little conf...

The point is that we need to
put together the best possible team

for Media Day

and for that I thank God
that we have no competition.

Hello, Tam.

I was destroyed
by what happened to Krystal.

Are you smiling?

Your eyes are squinting.

I smile at the good news.

What good news?

They moved Sammy Davis Sr.
Junior College to your league.

Now it's METHS
and we are the ssss.

Isn't it fun?

It's a lot of fun.

Well, I'll leave you to it.

When you talk to your husband,
tell him I thank him

to have achieved this.

We will talk about it a lot.

I guess I'll see you
on Media Day.

See you there.

Boone E., did you pass
to Sammy Davis Sr. Junior

- to our league?
- Of course we do.

I thought it would be a good way
to spend more time together.

But the way you squeeze
you squeeze my He-Man

in battle armor
I guess I was wrong.

Boone E.,
I don't want to have to compete

against my old school

when I try to say that I have

the best cheerleading program
in the league. Give it up.

This is what I thought.

I want to see my wife more.
I'm a little hungry.

I'm going to sign us up for the league
and I'm going to prepare chili.

Honestly, I think I solved it very well,
I think I solved it very well.

Honey, I appreciate the gesture,
I really do.

But the next time
you have a great idea,

consult me before thinking about it.

I'm sorry, honey,
I see it now.

Very good.

Honestly, I think part of that
was because of my head injury.

Very good.
I'm sorry.

You know I understand you.

Sometimes when
Courteney gets angry,

I play the head injury card.
in the head.

And if that doesn't work,

I play the head injury card.
in the head.

- Just to keep you safe.
- Very good.

MEDIA DAY

I am very excited
this season.

We have an excellent
group of guys

and a middle-aged man.

METH and soccer go together

and this year I have
a very fast team,

so I'm excited to
to add speed.

We will do very well.

I also look forward to being with Huddlestone's
Huddlestone cheerleading coach.

She is my wife.

I can make that joke.

I was talking about another man
middle-aged man.

I have been a sophomore
sophomore for 17 years,

but I am in the best shape
of my life.

I have three abs.

You can't see it because the cheerleaders

can't wear short shirts
like girls.

I would show them to you,
but if I learned anything

in the car rental business, is that you have to keep your shirt on.
you have to keep your shirt on.

I was with my friend Tina
and the police caught me

and I realized
it wasn't my car.

I have three felonies
in the glove compartment

and it's not even [bleep] Tina.

But, yeah,
cheerleading is great.

I don't like drama.

And this year there is a lot of drama
in the cheerleading squad.

Last year I got along well
with everyone.

When I say "Headl,
what do they say?

Headl what?

What is my goal
this season?

To be the first man to launch
a cheerleader to the moon.

I would like to thank
all my followers

who made the videos viral
with the hashtag #PORQUEEEEEEE?

I love you, Krystal!

Why?!

It's disgusting!

But I cannot support
this trend.

The good news is
we still have places available,

so if you want to be part of a
of a trained team

by a national champion


then look no further
than Headltston Junior College.

What do you think of
that your old school

join the division?

We are not here to talk about
about my old school.

- We'll talk about the opportunity...
- Courteney!

Tammy?

I haven't seen you
since you were fired

of your old school,
so unjustly.

Look who it is.

That's my little Tammy.

I don't want this
to be about me.

I miss you very much.

I know, honey, I miss you.

She is my former assistant,
Tammy Istiny.

Will we see cheerleaders today?

Media Day is not about making
to make a big show,

so I'll give you
a small sample

of what you will see this season
in Headltstoon.

As an appetizer,
so to speak.

I made a mistake.

What?

You know that "little" is not part of my
of my DNA.

To be honest,
I'm not very impressed.

I feel horrible for putting you in this position.
put you in this position.

I thought it would be fun
to work together.

Is it fun?

At this time,
it is not.

Don't feel bad for me.
I know what I do.

If I need you,
I know where to find you.

Yes, ma'am.

It was inappropriate to place
my team in this league

and more inappropriate was to say
that I wanted to be

with Huddlestone's
Huddlestone's cheerleading coach,

because that's definitely
not going to happen tonight.

Okay, Buttons, get ready.

We won't go after that,
are we?

Why not?

Because we are [beep]
in a parade.

See what you did to him?
Listen.

We won't worry about them
because we are here

to show those in our league what it means to be a
what it means to be a Button.

When I look at this team,

I see courage,
determination, heart.

That's the thing about champions.

I know people will want
to be a part of it.

We are going out
and we are going to sweep.

If you talk long enough,
the right words come out.

Buttons on three.
One, two, three.

Buttons!

It's showtime.

Where do you think you are going?

I didn't hear him take you
off the bench.

You can't do
this without Dimarcus.

I think you still don't understand

what it means to be part
of a team.

I understand that they will be
an embarrassment without me.

We will see who
will be an embarrassment.

Five, six, seven, eight!

Come on, Buttons, let's go!

Attention, please,
There is a fire.

Please go to the nearest
to the nearest exit.

And then go home.

I had hoped that Media Day would be an opportunity
would be an opportunity

to spread the word
and add people to the team.

But like everything else lately,
the Lord had another plan.

But I'll tell you something,

even after everything,
my team was ready

to return
and that tells me one thing.

They are not [beep] in a parade.

Just a moment. I'm sorry.

It's Tammy.
Just a moment.

Hello, girl.

Crafty b*tch.

You got two other members of my team
of my team to defect.

What are you talking about?

I see courage, I see determination,
I see heart.

That's the thing about champions.

I know people will want to be
part of it.

If someone was going to betray me
betray me,

I'm glad it's you.

I hope they don't fall
and break their knees.

Anyway, I'll see you on the mat,
see you on the mat.

Listen.

I have good news for you.

Thanks to Media Day,
we have two new cheerleaders

who were with me at SDSJC.

I want you to welcome
welcome.

Go ahead, guys.

They are part of the team.
Let's make them feel at home.

Coach, I think it's only fair
it's only fair that they have a tryout.

Flip?

Yes, I'm sure with
more stretching would work.

Very good.
They are now part of the team.

Make them feel at home.

Trainer.

May I speak with you
for a moment?

We are in the middle
of practice.

I just wanted to say
that I am sorry.

Don't tell me.
Tell the team.

Dimarcus is here.

He has something to say.

I feel...

that they don't understand how important
I was to this team.

I'm going to k*ll him.

Sorry for ruining it
in the demonstration

and for injuring Krystal.

Can I come back now?

Come with me.
Let's talk.

I know why you did that
flip in the demonstration.

You thought everyone
was looking at you.

You loved the attention.

And you're right, they look at you.
You are a star.

But you have to make room
for the rest of the equipment

and they need to feel safe.

I don't think we can
win without you,

but I know you can't
win on your own,

Will you commit
fully or not?

Completely.

Very good.

Now make peace
with the team.

- By the way, trainer.
- Yes?

He has guts to let the team
out on Media Day.

I respect that in a woman.

Stop playing games.

We have a long way to go
to Daytona.

I want a hundred laps.

Let's go.

I believe in steadfast love.

The firm part is the easy part.

That was fatal.
Don't look at me.

Don't look at the others.
They are my shame.

Love is what
makes the difference.

Peaches, act like you've robbed a Sunglasses Hut
a Sunglasses Hut and you're being followed by the police.

Cheerleading is based on

in pushing and pulling
and as a trainer,

I know when to push my team

and when to have someone
pull the fire alarm.

Courteney and I have
a key.

If you send a text with an emoji
of a woman running,

means you are late.

If you send a peach
and an eggplant,

means that we go
to the farmer's market...

that is none of your business.

And on the rare occasion
you send this to me,

means that you need
my help.

Even when we are not
on the same team...

we are always
in the same team.

Attention, please.

There is a fire.

Your friend will go to the farmers' market
farmers' market.

Well, the warm-up is over.
the warm-up.

I want to see something.

This is how we work.

Yes.



Do you want to try
one more time?

Devastating.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Now it made me laugh.

Give me...

It's not funny, Tammy!

Enough!

Let's...