01x09 - This Is a Big Plot Twist

[bunniefuu]

[laughing]

b*tch. You want a...
You want a sword fight?
We'll sword fight.

John Cena!

[sighs] I sound too much
like that guy, I'm sorry.
[tics]

[soft instrumental music]

I have the world's
best boyfriend, Colin.

He's my medicine.

[soft music playing]

I am in the United States
Air Force,

and I have
a relocation coming up.

♪♪ Don't let me go ♪♪

I could end up anywhere.

Me and Colin are gonna
move in with each other.

I can't say this enough,
nothing better happen
to my kid.

It's moving day!

-It's moving day!
-[Baylen laughing] Yes.

I'm definitely starting
to feel the seriousness now.

[thunder rumbling]

[gasps]

Thunderstorms are a really bad
sensory issue.

She is not easy to live with.
There's a lot, all day,
every day.

No. Okay. Okay. It's okay.
It's okay. You're okay.

Colin, I'm really upset.

[tense instrumental music]

So, Colin walking out...

That won't work for Bay,
and I don't think that
that works for us.

Are you gonna walk out
on Baylen when times
get tough in life?

[Baylen] Every year
in the summer,

we take
a family trip somewhere.

We're gonna get, like,
a beach house. It'll be
just the eight of us.

It is a bummer
that Colin won't be going
on the family vacation,

but my sister's boyfriend
isn't going.

It is a family vacation,
so I understand.

I would like to have
both of your blessings

to have your daughter's hand
in marriage.

[romantic music playing]

I would love to propose to her
when you guys go
on your family trip.

Whatever Baylen wants to do,
she's got our blessing.

[Colin] I know that
Allen's tough, and it's not
his full acceptance,

but it is a start.

What we're gonna do is
we're gonna try and make
what they want happen

without Baylen knowing.

Does he want a ring
on her finger

to drag her with him
wherever he goes.

[Colin] I asked Allen
to come and meet me
because I want to talk to him

about being a part
of Baylen's proposal.

Yeah, I mean,
I wasn't expecting you
to shut it down.

It is upsetting that he thinks
it's a bad idea.

This is extremely important
to me, not just
the engagement,

but who I am entrusting
my daughter with.

[Colin] He's a very
protective father,

and it does feel
a little personal.

And I don't know
if that's something that I can
break through or not.

So, now I have to rethink
this whole proposal

because I want it
to be perfect for her.

[dramatic instrumental music]

[upbeat music playing]

[Baylen] Colin,
are you recording me?

[Colin] Yup.

-Your dad's coming
to pick you up.
-Yeah.

In our family,
family vacations

literally mean
family vacations.

[Colin] Whose is...
Don't you have family members
already there?

Yeah, they left yesterday.

With us dating
for about two years,
and now living together,

my hope's in the future
that he'll be invited
on family vacations.

[chuckling] Yeah.

So, we've made a few changes
to the apartment.

You wanna go through that?

Yeah, one, your game room
is in the bedroom now.

[Colin] Yeah, because we have
a five-inch thick carpet

that prevented me
from moving my chair.

I learned that he cusses us
at his computer.

So, now, he screams in here.
And when he cusses, I cuss.

You'll hear f*ck!

-[laughing] Yeah.
-And then, now that
it's football season,

the closer you get
to the TV, dude,
it's not gonna make 'em win.

[chuckling] Okay.

-That's bull sh*t.
-[Colin laughing]

Bull sh*t.
That's bull sh*t.

That's where I got
that word from,

my lovely boyfriend.

[Colin] I've always
been like that, though.

When I was a kid,
I would always,
in my parent's house,

just go right up to the TV
yelling at the TV.

-I've always--
-You get paid 60 million
dollars a year to suck!

-[laughing]
-Yeah.

[Colin] This is
our fully decorated,
colorful, Barbie dreamhouse

that I'm perfectly fine with.

I love you...

Talk it out, b*tch.

-[laughing] God,
that was aggressive.
-Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry. [tics]

This is Colin's
really big contribution
to decor.

[Colin] This is a rock
that my military buddies
all signed.

[Baylen] He wants to hang that
on a wall.

[Colin] I do want it
on a wall inside,

and she put it out here.

It's really special to me.

The decorations
and everything in the house
will always be changing.

Your rock can stay outside.

-[chuckling]
-Yup.

Yup.

My dad's gonna be here
any time.

-[Colin] Has he texted you?
-Yup.

I am so eager
to get Baylen out the door,
headed to the beach.

I still have a lot of things
that I need to do
for this proposal.

I've been working together
with her family because
this is a huge surprise

and, so far,
Baylen has no idea.

All right. Bye, baby.
I love you.

-Have a good trip.
-I love you.

I love you. Do I get a kiss
before I leave?

Two more!

[upbeat instrumental music]

-I love you.
-[Colin] Love you, too.

I love you, too,
you fat, little, racy f*cking
little baby rat.

Allen declined
being a part of the proposal
and saying a few things,

so I don't have
a whole lot of time
to figure this stuff out,

and I'm sweating b*ll*ts.

I just love when I get
all the help in the world
to leave.

[Colin laughing] Bye!

♪♪ I'm on a beach alone
And edging out to sea ♪♪

♪♪ A mystery ♪♪

♪♪ I find inside the sea
A bottle ♪♪

♪♪ Bobbing with the tide
It's heading straight to me ♪♪

[Julie] Look at...

I knew it. I knew
I could find you
where the crabs are.

[Julie] I'm so glad
you're here.

Honestly, we almost always
pick vacation spots

that we don't have
to get on an airplane for.

It's just a lot with Baylen,
at this point.

Is this
the coolest thing ever?

I've never done this before.

But this house seems like
a perfect fit for us

because of all the activities
that it comes with.

And that is so important
with a big family,

is that they can
kind of go off and do
their own little thing.

And, of course,
there's crabbing,

so that should be
super fun, too.

-You know Baylen has that tic.
-"My mom has crabs."

"My mom has crabs."

My mom has crabs.
[tics] I'm sorry.

-[laughs]
-Wow.

-[Julie] And now--
-sh*t, now,
you do have crabs.

[laughs]

-All right.
-[splashing]

You wanna play
a little mini golf?

Things are about to get crazy
with this surprise proposal,

so it's always nice to have
a little bit of alone time
with Sammi.

So, Sammi, how's Kansas?
How's your boyfriend?

[Sammi] We're doing so good.
I love it there. I love Kansas
so much.

It's so good.

[Julie] Hey, did I tell you
that Baylen and I

have had conversations
about DBS, and we went
and talked to--

-[Sammi] DBS?
-[Julie] Yeah.
Deep brain stimulation.

-Do you know
what it is? Right?
-Okay. I mean, kinda sorta.

They go in and they have,
like, these two little pliers,

and he puts his hands in.
He, like, rewires your brain.

[Julie] Well, kind of.

It definitely could be
a future option for her.

I mean, I don't know.
Weigh your options, for sure.

I definitely think
that's a great idea, but...

You know what I think
Bay needs more than
brain surgery?

I just think
she could do anything,

like building
a dog kennel facility,

or having her own gym,
or having some sort of
responsibility in life

other than your boyfriend
and your dogs.

I think it's just beginning
for her. She's really
just started this adult thing.

She's doing yoga. She's trying
to incorporate things
into her life

where she can really, truly
live with Tourette syndrome,

and not just feel like
she's existing, living.

But then, her mental health
is a real thing. Like...

Like the birthday party.

[Baylen] That's what
you were f*cking doing?

It's my f*cking birthday.

All I wanted was help
with the f*cking couch.

I don't even wanna be here.

[tense instrumental music]

Holy Lord. Like, she just
went off the deep end.

-And I'm not saying--
-Why do you think
she went off the deep end?

I'm not saying
she's not justified.

We got Colin in a cowboy hat
and Daisy Dukes
pouting outside of a bar.

She came inside
because she felt bad,

like she was in the wrong.

You know how f*cked up
that feels?

I think Baylen responded

with her heart
rather than her head
at the birthday party.

But Baylen clearly
needed to get something
off her chest,

and I think
it was Colin's responsibility
to support her.

Is this a Colin issue?

There's no doubt about it
that he loves her,

but to take care of her
when she's mentally struggling

or to take care of her
when she is determining stuff
like the...

-DBS?
-[Sammi] DBS.

Like, when she's going through
all of her options,

I don't want his opinion
to weigh her down
and be like,

"No, you shouldn't do that
because I'm relocating
in six months

and I won't be there
to do this! And no, you..."

Like, co-dependence is great
when you also have somebody
on your side.

Baylen needs...

to find a voice
within herself,

to develop a backbone
and stand up for yourself.

If he proposes right now,
and then he's gotta move
in six months,

are you too
co-dependent on him
that you're gonna be like,

"Oh, my God,
I'm going to Germany.

Oh, my God, I'm relocating
with him because I love him
so much. He's all I have."

[Julie] Mmm.

I wouldn't necessarily say
that she's completely wrong

with some of the feelings
that she's feeling,

but there is so much more
to their relationship.

Colin is a good guy.

But what are Baylen's dreams
outside of her relationship
with Colin?

You still have to continue
your journey.

I get you. I want this weekend
to be a happy weekend.

I want to have fun together.

I want Baylen to be surprised
and excited

and all the things
that every girl dreams about
their whole entire life.

-It just better be,
you know...
-[Julie] Yeah.

-...lengthy period
of engagement.
-[Julie] Exactly.

I was literally just gonna
say that.

-Lengthy engagement.
-[Sammi] Let it sink in,
couple of years.

I'm gonna greet Colin
like this

-when he comes
walking down. "Sup?"
-[Sven] What's up?

-We're here!
-[Julie] Hi, guys!

-Dawg, this place is dope.
-Are you excited to be here?

-Yeah.
-This place is so pretty.

Wait till you check
everything out. There's
so much cool stuff here.

I'm shocked.

I didn't know
there was a huge deck,
damn boat, kayak.

So, I'm looking at it,
I'm like, "This is dope."

-Now that you're all here,
I wanna show you something.
-[Bechnir] Let's see this.

What is this?

-[Julie] In!
-Okay!

-This is what
we're working with.
-What?

-Oh, my God.
-Look at the little crabbies.

-Your mom has crabs.
-Okay.

-[Baylen] b*tch.
-Let's go to the beach

before we waste the day,
like, in the house.

-[Baylen] Let's go diving!
-[Julie] We can do all...

-all the fun stuff...
-[Baylen] Can you hold this?

...all the fun stuff later.

I know how much Colin
loves my sister,

and I know deep down
in my heart how bad Baylen
wants to be with him.

And I've always spoken my mind

to everybody else
about how much Baylen
co-depends on Colin.

But it's time
she hears it from me.

I think you need to invest
in yourself, too.

Something to give you
a sense of, like,
confidence in yourself.

I just don't want
anyone else's opinion.

Today is the day.
This is the biggest day
of my life.

I only have one shot
at proposing.

[thunder rumbling]

It just doesn't seem feasible
to have it on the beach.

First, Allen didn't wanna
participate in the proposal,

and now the weather.

I feel like
nothing is going my way.

♪♪ Marshmallow skies ♪♪

♪♪ Right by your side ♪♪

♪♪ Give me one more night ♪♪

♪♪ Of the summer ♪♪

[Bechnir] Dude,
we're gonna die.

Can you not say
things like that?

Not literally.

[waves crashing]

The waves are ginormous.
They're not going in
without you.

Feels like I'll be a mess.
I'm not kidding.

I'll go in the ocean,
I don't care.

-[Julie] Okay.
-[Baylen]
Wee-hoo. Wee-hoo. Wee-hoo.

[Julie] See how cold
this bad boy is.

[Baylen] For Narnia!

[Julie] This is not my thing.

[Allen] This is f*cking great.

Go further out.

What ended up going on
with your thing with Colin?

He wanted me to come up
with a presentation

to go through
and share my moments
with Baylen.

Like, I was trying
not to kind of laugh
a little bit.

Like, "I'm not the one
proposing to her.

You are!" You know? Like...

That's fine. You said that
in a nice way.

You were like,
"That's a great thought,
but that's not realistic."

-He was kind of
taken aback, like...
-[Julie] Oh.

Oh.

Well, he knows
how Baylen is, though.

He wants it to be,
like, grand, you know?

So, that's where
his heart is coming from
with that.

I think that he really
just wants to please you
at this time,

'cause you've gotten over
that hump of,

"I don't know that Bay's dad
really likes me."

And now, we're, like,
getting past that hump.

And now, it's like,
"Okay, I wanna, like,
really please them."

[tense instrumental music]

[Allen] His heart
is in the right place.

I've arrived at acceptance
because I know in my heart

that this is what
Baylen wants.

Al, on the other hand,
knows that it's what
Baylen wants,

but I'm not sure
that he entirely
accepts it yet.

[Sammi] What the f*ck
is he doing?

He's literally psycho.

My God, there goes Bechnir.
This is a joke.

-[Sammi] Everybody thinks
we're crazy right now.
-Yes.

Yes.

[Sammi] I think Dad's
trying to prove himself.

Like, he's a big, strong,
tough man. Like, "I can..."

"I can take on the waves!"

You do you,
but I'll be sitting
right here in the chair.

-You do you. Yup.
-Freezing.

I feel like I haven't seen you
in what feels like so long.

-Yeah.
-[Baylen] How is everything?

[Sammi] It's great.
I love Kansas.

Country.

-Yee-haw, m*therf*cker.
-[Sammi] Somewhere country.

I want a lot of land,
I want a lot of dogs,

and I want a lot of babies.

[chuckling] Speaking about
babies, how is Colin?

-[both laughing]
-Love that, man.

How's moving in?
Any new quirks
you've learned about him?

Every time
he goes to the bathroom,
he takes the toilet paper off,

uses it, and then
sets it on the sink.

-I'm like, "It only takes
two seconds to put it back."
-Yup.

Not even put it back,
leave it the f*ck on!

-[both laughing]
-Like, leave it
the f*ck on! Like...

-What?
-[Baylen] But other than that,

I love living with him.

I've never felt more whole.

Like, I'm not
overexaggerating,
I'm not sugarcoating it,

I'm not just saying that
because you're my sister
or this is my family.

It's been everything
that I could have dreamed of,
honestly, living with him.

[Sammi] I'm happy for Baylen
because I know how much
she wants this.

But Baylen does have
a tendency to sugarcoat

because she doesn't want us
to feel, like, disappointed

or, like, upset at her.

We just want, like, the truth.

Oh, yeah, I've done it
my whole life.

Like I said, I think
it's self-preservation.

I just don't want
anyone else's opinion.

[Sammi speaking]

[Baylen] I think Dad's
starting to turn
f*cking purple.

-This is literally a joke.
-No, Dad literally
looks purple!

I'm not kidding you.

I have a weird question.

No! Colin did not give
Tootsie gonorrhea!

Colin gave Tootsie gonorrhea!

Tootsie's horny!

-[playful instrumental music]
-[Sammi laughing]

I fully thought you were being
f*cking serious.

No!

Umm...

Have you guys had talks
about, like,

Colin's relocation orders
and whatever?

The idea of Colin's relocation
and taking Bay with him
concerns me

because we're not gonna
be there.

And it can be a liability
if you don't get her in
to the right doctors

and you don't get her medicine
on time, still.

And there's not enough Ubers,
and you need to drive her,
and you need to get groceries.

Like, there's just so many
little to huge things.

You know what I mean?
Like, I'm not gonna--

-No. Just, everyone's
so worried about it.
-Yeah.

Like, you guys think
that I wouldn't take
into consideration

things before I've left.

Do you guys think that, like,
Colin's gonna trap me
in a tower in, like...

-Nebraska?
-He could.

-He could.
-No! No, he couldn't!

He could not do that.

If I were to give you one,
like, little piece of advice,

because I love you
and I care for you so much

and I know how much
you basically co-depend
on Colin

to get through the day.

It's like, I think
you need to invest
in yourself, too.

I do want to find
a passion and something
that keeps me busy,

but also something
that I love.

And it will probably be
with dogs.

Yes. Like, just something
to give you

a sense of, like,
confidence in yourself
and in your voice.

I would love to grow.

I definitely
do want to find my voice
and be more independent,

and I don't always
want to rely on Colin.

But it's a work in progress,
let's be for real.

I do just have to say, though,
I am so stinking proud of you,

because you've come
such a long way in the last,
like, six months even.

I'm just over the moon
for you.

[in Australian accent]
Spotted alone on a safari,

-an itchy baby weenie!
-[mouthing]

[Sammi] I love you,
and I'm so proud of you.
I really am.

I wonder if this is what
I looked like coming out of
mom's vag*na.

[laughing]

-Do you ever wonder--
-No!

[laughing]

[Colin] Obviously, the weather
isn't too great today.

-Yeah.
-So, I've been kind of
scrambling around this morning

trying to pivot.

I'm extremely nervous.

There's still so much
that needs to be done.

-[Julie] Let's go!
-[Allen] Bay, you ready?

-We're going now?
-Bundle out. Yup.

We're trying to pull off
this momentous event,

you know, this intricate plan.

But we are literally flying
by the seat of our pants here.

[dramatic instrumental music]

-[tense instrumental music]
-[thunder rumbling]

[Colin] Baylen arrived
in Ocean City yesterday.

After she left, I took care of
a few last minute
proposal details,

and then I drove out
to Ocean City last night.

-[tense music continues]
-[thunder rumbling]

Baylen has no idea
that I'm here.

And today is the day.

This is the biggest day
of my life.

I can't believe
it's actually here.

I had this whole plan
of doing it on the beach

because that's what Baylen
has always wanted.

But because of weather
and how windy it is,

I no longer can do it
on the beach.

First, Allen didn't want to
participate in the proposal,
and now the weather.

I feel like
nothing is going my way.

-Hey.
-Hey!

My parents hopped on a plane
for the first time

because I wanted both families
to be here.

-[Chuck] What's up, bud?
-How are you?

-[Chuck] You doing all right?
-I am.

But I'm nervous.

I don't know what I'm gonna do

or how I'm gonna pivot
from this.

How was the plane ride?

-I know it was
your first time flying.
-[sighs]

[Chuck] It was all right,
I guess.

-I don't wanna
do it again, but...
-[all laughing]

-You gotta do it
to get back home.
-[Chuck] Yeah.

-I gotta do it
to get back home.
-[laughter continues]

Well, I'm kind of freaking out

'cause Baylen
really wanted to be
proposed to on the beach

[Marlene] Mmm.

And I got in contact
with a local event designer

to help me with the flowers
and everything.

But it just doesn't
seem feasible to have it
on the beach.

It was calling for rain.

She's terrified
of thunderstorms, as well.

So, now I have to call
the event designers

and figure out
what I'm going to do.

I only have one shot
at proposing,

and I want to make it
as perfect as possible
because I love her.

Well, all of this
needs to happen today.

Can they shift it
that quickly?

I hope so.

[tense instrumental music]

[Julie] Okay,
everybody, let's go.

Sven, go get dressed.

Go get dressed.

-Go!
-Countdown.

Bay-Bay!

-[Baylen] Yeah?
-Can I come in? You said
you needed some toothpaste.

-[Baylen] Yeah, I don't care.
-Okay.

Are you gonna be
close to being ready?

What's the matter?

It's just a picture.

And we haven't had
a really good family photo in,
I don't know, years.

Family photos in this family,

they haven't happened
since Sven was five and Vick
and Bechnir weren't born.

We're gonna, ten years later,
introduce Vick and Bechnir
into the world,

so that's good. [laughs]

I can't.

Okay, how...
What are we looking at
for you being ready?

Baylen has no clue
about the proposal.

We told her we're getting
a family picture done,

and that's how we're gonna
get her in a nice dress.

Oh, sh*t.

-These are salt and pepper.
-Oh, my God!

Are you boys getting ready?

But the photographer
will actually be taking
the picture

of her and Colin's engagement.

[Allen] I was gonna
wear jeans.

You can wear jeans.

No? Mom said no?

That's if I ever get
this family out of the house.

Get ready, girl.

Yeah, I mean, that works.

Thank you so much.

You have literally no idea
how much this is saving me.

I really appreciate it.

Okay.

All right. Bye.

So, I'm on the phone
with the event designers,

and they have
a different location
that is inside,

but it's still on the beach.

I have no idea
what it looks like,

so I'm extremely nervous.

This is something, obviously,
I've never done before,

but I've put
a lot of thought

and a lot of tears
and sweat

into making this
a possibility.

And I just really hope
that it's something

that I have envisioned
for what Baylen wants.

[Julie] You got your stuff?

I think so.
I'm hoping it fits.

You're ready for the day?

-Here we go.
-Ooh, that might
need to be ironed.

The weather is looking
a little bit...

[Allen] Yeah, it looks windy.

-[Julie] And the problem is...
-It's--

[Julie]...I don't really have
a backup plan.

-I... I--
-[Allen] We don't need
a backup plan.

This isn't our call.

This will be Colin's
first real test.

-[Allen] First?
-"Do you have a backup plan
for your girlfriend

-that you know"--
-Hates thunderstorms??

It would be the worst proposal
in world history

if it just started...
Like, she would lose her mind.

This place looks nice.

It does look nice.

-I just hope everything--
-Oh, my God,
this is really nice.

I hope everything
still works out.

[both] Hi.

-[Colin] Hi. How are you?
-This is nice.

-[woman] How are you?
-Come on in.

[Marlene] Oh, wow.
This is beautiful.

-Y'all did a good job.
-[Colin] Very beautiful.

-Isn't this great? I mean...
-[Marlene] Are you feeling

-better about this now?
-...if you can't have
the beach,

-you have this.
There's no wind.
-[Marlene] Exactly.

-So your hair stays nice.
-You hair will stay.

-[chuckling]
-[Marlene] I love it.

[Colin] This is awesome.

-Y'all did good.
-Thank you, guys.

-[Jess] It's gonna
be beautiful.
-[Carly] Yeah.

-So we've got a lot to do.
-[Marlene] Okay.

So if you wanna
put your stuff down,
we'll get going.

-Yeah.
-We are here to help.

-Put you to work.
-Yeah, we're gonna put you
right to work.

[Marlene] Tell us what to do.

I'm so relieved
that the event planners

were able to come through
and find an amazing location.

But there's still so much
that needs to be done.

And I'm just praying
that the weather holds out.

Even the sound of thunder

can be over-simulating
for Baylen,

so I will not
be breathing easy,

until I get that ring
on Baylen's finger.

Good job.

[Julie] How are you feeling
about today?

You've come a long way.

[Allen] I... I just
feel like...

it just seems like
it's his timeline
and not Baylen's.

And we're just here
trying to react, like,

"Okay, we'll try and do this.

-We'll try and do that."
-That's what we do.
We react and we support.

But that doesn't mean
that it's not meant to be.

It could still be
part of God's plan for her.

It just feels fast to us.

It probably doesn't
feel fast to Baylen.

I don't want Baylen to ever
look back on this moment

and be like, "I never
felt supported."

-Yeah.
-[phone vibrating]

It's Colin.

Hey, Colin, what's going on?

[Colin] Obviously, the weather
isn't too great today.

-Yeah.
-[Colin] So...

I've been kind of
scrambling around this morning

trying to pivot,
and luckily, um...

I have these
two event designers

that found another
location indoors,

really close
to the beach, so...

The most important thing
I need when you get here

is for someone
to distract Baylen

or pull her aside
so we can get

the rest of the family
into the room.

[Julie] Okay.

All right. Well, I still
have a lot to do with...

with setting up
and everything...

-[Julie] Okay.
-[Colin] ...but
I'll text y'all

the address and everything.

Okay. Sounds good.
All right. See you in a bit.

-All right. See you. Bye.
-[Julie] Okay. Bye, Colin.

I definitely have some,
like, built up anxiety...

it not being perfect for her.

She's gonna be surprised.

So no matter how it is,
she's either gonna be
surprised at the weather

or she's gonna be surprised
at the ring.

I want it to be perfect
for her.

All the feelings, the good,
the bad, the uncertainty,

it all comes from, like,
a really deep place

of love and protection
for Baylen.

That's not anti-Colin.

I know it's just
the beginning. I'm not stupid.

It's just the beginning
of letting go.

Just a lot of feelings.

But above all, I really
am excited for her.

I'm excited
for Colin, too, like...

this is such
a big day for them.

But I'm entitled
to my feelings, too.

Same.

You're all right.

♪♪I wanna go ♪♪

♪♪ 'Cause if we wait
for the timing to be right ♪♪

♪♪ We'll wait our whole lives ♪♪

♪♪ It's one day
our day would... ♪♪

-[Julie] Let's go.
-[Allen] Bay, you ready?

-We're going now?
-Funnel out. Yep.

-[Allen] Let's go.
-[Julie] Funneling

♪♪ I wanna go right now ♪♪

♪♪ And never regret
not one thing ♪♪

♪♪ But words made me say ♪♪

♪♪ It's one day
our day would... ♪♪

♪♪ I wanna go right now ♪♪

[Colin] Walking in and seeing
everything set up...

it's hard to...

kind of hold back
the emotions. Um...

It's gonna be even harder
when she's standing
in front of me,

and I'm having to say
what I need to say.

But I'm excited...

and I'm ready to propose
to Baylen,

and start our life together.

♪♪ It's one day
our day would... ♪♪

♪♪ I wanna go ♪♪

-Hi!
-Hey.

-[Alex] How are you?
-I'm good.

Hello, I'm Alex Ashman.

-Hi, Alex. Nice to meet you.
-[Alex] Hi.

Nice to meet you.

So we're gonna do
some family pics today.

Weather, a little less
than ideal.

We're gonna start inside.

Um, we'll do some, kind of,
more formal stuff,

everybody together.

We'll do some breakdowns,
Things like that.

Suck a p*nis. f*ck off.

Okay. All right. Cool.

-[Baylen yelps]
-Let's, uh... We're gonna head
inside first, then, all right?

-Everybody ready? Cool?
-[Julie] Okay.

We're trying to pull off

this momentous event,

you know, this intricate plan,

but we are literally

flying by the seat
of our pants here.

-[Julie] Nope,
I'm not doing it.
-What do I have?

-What do you mean--
-[Julie] Is there
a bathroom I can...

-[Alex] Yeah, there's actually
a bathroom on the way.
-[Julie] Okay.

I completely invent this flaw
on Baylen's face,

so I can pull her
into the bathroom,

as Colin asked me to,

to finish getting
things ready...

-There's a thing right there.
Go around her, guys.
-[indistinct chatter]

There a thing right where?

-[Julie] Like, right here on--
-No, there's not.

[Julie] ...and Sammi
has to point out

that there's nothing wrong
with Baylen's face.

-Look in there.
-[Baylen] I gotta look
at my face.

-[Julie] It's like,
dark right there.
-[Allen] It's fine.

That's a freckle.

So now I'm panicking
a little bit

'cause this is
a once-in-a-lifetime thing,

and we can't mess this up.

-I'm having her come
to the bathroom with me.
-Okay.

Bathroom is here,
and then I'll meet you guys

-right through to here, okay?
-Okay. Okay.

[Julie] I feel like it's dark
under her eye.

I always want her
to speak truth,

except for in that one moment

where I just needed
this to occur.

It's like she's forgotten
what we're actually
doing here today.

[chuckles]

[Sven] This is sick!

-[Marlene] Hi.
-[Allen] How are you?

-Good to see you. Yes.
-[Marlene] Good to see you.

-This is exciting.
-Yes.

-Hey.
-Good to see you.

Good to see you.

They went into the bathroom.

This is a big plot twist.

[Vick] All the flowers
and things

is very much romantic.

When Bay walks in the door,
I think she's gonna be like...

pooping her pants.

[Julie] Bay, I think it was
just the way that your...
in the shadow.

My emotions
throughout this whole thing

have been very up and down,

especially about Colin.

But seeing this was like
a little glimmer of hope that,

"Okay, like, he showed
his appreciation to her."

I did not expect it to be...
[chuckling] this much.

I know this
is so Baylen. Like...

just so Baylen.

I don't even know
how to explain it.

Okay.

We know where to go.

What are we doing?
Where are we going?

[Baylen yelps]
Suck p*nis.

[dramatic music playing]

[Julie] I should probably
be closer to you.

Are you okay?
No dropping

Suck a p*nis.

♪♪ Oh, there you are ♪♪

♪♪ Stood waiting for me ♪♪

[Colin] Hey.

[sighs]

Suck a p*nis, b*tch,
f*ck you.

[whispering] Colin is nervous.

From the moment we met,

my life forever changed.

Two years ago,

[voice shaking] you found me
broken and damaged.

Since then, you've inspired
and pushed me

to be a better man every day.

-And now I wouldn't even...
-For Narnia!

I wouldn't even recognize...

the person I was
before I met you.

Baylen, you saved me.

[chuckles softly]

You're more than my partner.

You're my best friend,

my rock...

and the model
for what love truly means.

I want to spend every day
of my life with you,

growing old together...

facing every challenge
and celebrating every joy
that life brings us,

including your Tourette's.

Your Tourette's is
a small part of your story...

...but it will never define
how I see you

or the love
that I have for you.

To me, you are so much more

than any condition,

and nothing
will ever change that.

I knew early on...

that I wanted to marry you,

and today brings me
one step closer

to making that dream
come true.

Baylen Alexandra Dupree,

will you marry me?

[mouthing]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Nah! [hiccups]

Suck a p*nis, b*tch.
f*ck off.

g*dd*mn b*tch...
f*ck off!

[camera shutter clicking]

[all cheering]

Yeah!

[all cheering, whooping]

[Allen] This proposal
was absolutely amazing today.

It was absolutely amazing.

[Julie] Letting go of her
and letting somebody else

take over from here is just...

it's a special kind
of difficult.

But I'm thankful that
there's a good man
willing to do it.

-[all chuckling]
-[Julie chuckling] Congrats!

[Marlene] It's
a little emotional.

He's not my
little boy anymore,

but I'm so proud of him.

I think he's gonna be
a great husband.

-Mmm.
-...and eventually, one day,
a great father.

When did you ask
my dad for...?

I asked both of your parents.

[Baylen] You guys all knew.

So where's the family photos?

-[all chuckling]
-Right here.

-Yeah, this is it.
-[Julie] We're already here.

[squeals] Oh, I love you.

Oh, my God.

[camera shutter clicking]

[whispering]

I don't really know how to put
into words what I'm feeling.

I mean, it's... I can't even

wrap my head
around anything right now.

I know that
I've never been happier.

So...

[chuckles]

Congratulations, Baylen.

-[Colin] Thank you.
-[Allen speaking]

Thank you.

[Colin] Thank you.

[chuckling]

I love you.

Let me see it again.

Good Lord. God help us.

I think the ring is gorgeous.

You did good.

Thank you.
Thank you for your help.

It's so Baylen style.
It's big. It's gaudy. It's...

It's so beautiful.

It matches Bay to a T.

When he took it out,

did you see it bling?

It's beautiful.

It's huge.

[laughing]

We're getting married.
Well, no.

-Well, yeah, but--
-What do you mean, "No"?

-Well, yeah...
-[both laughing]

-What?
-[chuckling] Well,
I mean, like,

not right now.
We just got engaged.

[Alex] Compress our ribs.
That's perfect. Beautiful.

And smile like you mean it.
Good. Stay right there.

Sammi, slide that way,
the smallest bit,

and then you're gonna take
that baby step with her.

I am extremely,
very excited

to be at Colin
and Bay's wedding

just 'cause of the...
you know, the food.

I want the chocolate
fountain thingy. Um...

[Bechnir] I am very happy
for Baylen and Colin

'cause I've never been
to an actual wedding.

Like, I've seen
on videos of, like,

gender reveals and all that--

That's for a baby.

Yeah, I know. But like...

-Not a wedding.
-...I'm thinking
ahead of time.

Yeah. Oh, this is beautiful.

A little stormy, but nice.

[Colin] The rain held out,

so I'm excited we can get
some of our engagement photos
on the beach.

♪♪ Take every little piece
and part of me ♪♪

♪♪ I just need you closer,
darling, lately... ♪♪

[Allen] In the end...

very, very happy
with how this turned out.

-It was a good day.
-Yeah.

It was a good day.

[Allen] Seeing a smile
on her face,

and not watching
her struggle or--

[Julie] Little ticks,
but nothing crazy

that ruined the moment
for her.

[Allen] We're no longer
in the driver's seat here.

We're in the passenger seat,

and pretty soon we're gonna be
in the back seat.

But we're not going anywhere
'cause, as her parents,

it's our job to keep
an eye out for her.

♪♪ Don't ever leave my side ♪♪

Just being here
and being with you,

you are everything
I've ever wanted,

and being surrounded
by family on a day that's...

means everything to me.

[chuckles softly]
Life is just perfect.

♪♪ Don't ever leave my side ♪♪

We have news about
Colin's relocation orders.

[Colin] We've discussed it,
and--

We don't want to do
long distance.

[Julie] Holy Lord...

these two just got engaged
last night.

[upbeat music playing]

♪♪ Come on, come on
come on to hang ♪♪

♪♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪♪

♪♪ Come on, come on
come on to hang ♪♪

♪♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪♪

-Oh, that feels good.
-Yeah.

Really sunny out today.
Today's beach day?

-[chuckles]
-Yeah.

-[sighs]
-Looks nice.

Mmm-hmm.

-It's a good little getaway.
-[Allen] I know.

-Yeah.
-It was fun.

Oh, my gosh...
what a vacation.

Well, I mean,
we knew it was in store,

-but still, just to
have it transpire...
-No, it just feels good

-to just feel like...
-...is like, "Oh, my God."

...I don't have to hold
anything in.

-I don't have
to hide anything.
-[Julie] Yeah.

-I don't have to just--
-Like, it's over
and done with.

-Yay! [chuckles]
-Yeah.

-Okay, we can...
-[Allen] We'll get them
other ones--

-We can get past the secret.
-[both sigh]

We're leaving vacation...

-with a daughter...
-[chuckles]

...with a daughter
that's engaged.

Good Lord.

-Well... [chuckles]
-Jeez.

-[Colin] Good morning.
-[Baylen] Good morning.

-[chuckles]
-[Colin speaking]

[Baylen speaking]

-[Colin speaking]
-[Baylen chuckles]

[Colin speaking]

The proposal yesterday
was everything

that I could have hoped for
and more.

And I'm so happy.

It feels real. Like,
everything just feels so...

[chuckling]

[Colin chuckles softly]

[Baylen] Mmm-hmm.

[Colin speaking]

[Baylen speaking]

[Colin speaking]

[Baylen speaking]

So I'm in the
United States Air Force,

and I've been waiting
for over a year

to get relocation orders.

-b*tch.
-It can be anywhere
in the country

-or even overseas...
-[speaking indistinctly]

...and I did find out
some news

about where I would be going,

and we've just kind of...

been waiting
for the right time
to tell her family.

[Baylen speaking]

[Allen] Ugh.

Well... [chuckles softly]
whoever's next...

we've already
got a trial run done.

Such a huge relief that...

there's no more, like,
tiptoeing around it,
and the rest...

Well...

-You guys look good.
-[Julie] Everybody...

Are you all packed up
and stuff, kind of?

-[sighing] Yeah.
-Yeah?

[Sammi clears throat]
I'm excited to go back home,

-as much as I love you guys.
-[Julie] Mmm-hmm?

-Yeah.
-I love you guys
in increments, you know?

[Julie] Did you guys have fun?

-Was it good?
-[Julie] Kind of?

-Yeah.
-I mean, I didn't get
a five carat rock on my finger

-or anything, but I had fun.
-Well...

-[Sammi snickers]
I'm just kidding.
-Some day.

-Why don't we just
hold off a little bit?
-[Allen] Yeah.

[Sammi] The newlyweds!

[chuckling] "The newlyweds".

-The what?
-No.

How did the ring do
last night?

-Did it get stuck
under, like, your...
-[Allen] Did you lose it?

...your pillowcase and stuff?

-[chuckles]
-Well, I didn't get
to sleep with it.

Colin was like, "I think
you should take it off

before you go to bed."

-Okay.
-[Burke] What's that thing
on there?

Colin, you're gonna need
a sign-in sheet.

[all laughing]

[Allen] She has to sign it
out at a certain time...

-[all chuckling]
-[Allen]...and then
return it.

Did you get the insurance
on that thing, though?

-Yeah.
-Okay, good.

-And does it have
to be sized more--
-Yeah.

-[Julie] Okay.
-I have a lifetime warranty
on it.

-[Julie] Okay.
-Yeah.

[Julie] Your parents
are heading out today too?

[Colin] Yeah, they are.

Boy, that was
a fast and furious

-little jaunt for them.
-[Colin] Yeah.

Hopefully, Chuck
has better flying, um...

[Colin] I don't think
he's gonna do it
just for the fun of it.

[chuckling] It's got to be
something, like, special

-to bring him out.
-[Julie] For, like,
the wedding

-in two-and-a-half years...
-[Colin chuckling] Yeah.

[Julie]...in Puerto Rico,
or something.

-[chuckles]
-Maybe Bora-Bora.

Definitely.

Speaking of leaving
the country...

we have news about Colin's
relocation orders.

-What? What?
-[Colin] So...

I recently had
gotten word on...

-vag*na.
-...like, where I'm going
for my relocation.

We've discussed it and...

We don't want to do
long distance.

-Um...
-Take a d*ck, b*tch.

[Julie] Holy Lord,

these two just got engaged
last night.

Sammi called it. She knew it.

And now Colin is probably
gonna take off,

and drag Baylen with him.

[Sammi] You just signed
the f*cking lease.

You have relocation news?

Ding. I was right.

Check that one off the list.

I knew where this one
was coming from, 100 percent.

[Colin] Uh, we've been wanting
to tell you guys...

um...

I'm actually
not going anywhere.

I'm staying here
and finishing out my contract

-in this location...
-[Julie] Gosh.

-[Colin]...for two years.
-You're just trying to make me

-sick to my stomach?
-[Colin chuckles]

[exhales] Relief...

for everybody involved.

-[Julie] That's good.
-Uh-huh. Yeah.

It's the best news
other than the engagement.

-[chuckles]
-Yes... for real.

[Sammi] Thank God.
Praise the Lord.

I have never been so glad
to be wrong.

Yes.

Two good pieces of news.

I'll take it.

Baylen and Colin staying put
for the moment

is really what's best for her,

and everybody and...

and obviously,
for their relationship
at this moment.

And we have a wedding
to start planning.

So now that we know

that I'm not gonna go anywhere
with my relocation,

I don't think we...

really wanna sit
on this engagement too long.

I know that...

the both of us
are really eager
to get married.

I'm so excited to get married.

I'm so excited,
and I can't wait.

The wedding bells
are coming soon.

And I'm gonna get
matching bridesmaid dresses
for Fluff and Toot.

[chuckles]

I think that they should be
on the back of a bike,
going down the aisles...

[chuckling]

-Wow, we're dreaming.
Let's go pack up.
-Oh, my gosh.

-Let's go pack up.
-I'm gonna go pack.

[Baylen] But the dogs could be
on the alpacas.

-[chuckling]
-[Julie] Okay. All right.

[Sammi] Just start
planning your wedding
in two to six years.

-[Allen] Yeah. Oh, come here.
-[Baylen] Hi, Fluff!

Come here, baby.

Oh, my pop-pop.

-b*tch!
-[Allen] She was ready
to go in the water.

Is that a wrap?

-That's a wrap.
-That's a wrap.

-g*dd*mn!
-[chuckling] Come on.

You know who raps? Joe Biden.

Joe Biden's buried
in my backyard

after snorting cocaine
off a zebra
in the Revolutionary w*r.

[indistinct]
We did it, Joe.

And that's
a f*cking wrap, b*tch.

That's a f*cking wrap.