01x10 - Let It Roll

[bunniefuu]

Wink, wink.

♪ Adventure time ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go
To very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog
And Finn the human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ Adventure Time ♪

[lady whispering]
Side Quests...

[snoring]

[mosquito buzzing]

[sniffs]

Urgh, Jake! Come on, man.

I'm trying to catch up
on my z's.

It wasn't me, man.

I don't do that anymore.

[glass shattering]

[both] Hummina.

Hummina. Hummina. Hummina.

[groaning]

Dude, there's T.P. all over
our mellow chill pad.

[laughing]

Marceline!

Deal with it., little boys.
Peace.

What the honk, dude? [groans]

[laughing]

Jake, why are you laughing?

We just got pranked big time.

[laughing] I know.

I'm actually really mad,
but too much

of what I am loves pranks.

[laughing]

Dude, stop!

Stop! Stop!

I'm trying! [laughing]

Stop! Stop!

Stop. Stop. Stop!

[loud pop]

- I'm good.
- Phew!

[both] Ooh!

Clean up combat!

Super jump!

[yawns]

Still kinda sleepy, so I'm just
gonna do it regular.

[door slams]

Yep. Yeah, that's TP all right.

[grunts]

Huh? That was weird.

[groaning]

Get off our house!

[groans]

Oof. What the?

Enough, get away!

Aah! Jake, this T.P. isn't T.P.

It's... [groaning]

[growling]

Yeah, it's some kind of
demon-hive consciousness

or something.

Hey, stop that!

[growling]

Dude,
don't look into his rolls.

This T.P. is weird, man.

Here, check it out.

It doesn't mess
with Princess Bubblegum,

or her palace,
or Soapy Springs,

or the immaculate egg
we found outside that cave

that you got really into
for like a year.

Egg is perfect.

Egg is good.
Egg is deserving of all love.

Why is this creepy T.P.
obsessed with our place?

'Cause your house
smells like butts. Duh!

That's just cause
Jake toots too much.

He's King of Toots.

Hey, I said I don't
do that no more.

I guess maybe it's
a human nose thing

so he doesn't know
how bad he stinks.

Jake, what the heck, man?

Marceline, you gotta
call off the TP demon

before it destroys
our whole mellow chill pad.

Nah.

Why not?

I didn't even want this stuff
in the first place.

My stupid dad is obsessed with
this stupid wholesale market

in the nightosphere.
And he sent me a quasar-load

of nightmare-ply hive
toilet paper.

A massive prank spree
was the only

ethical way to get rid of it.

It's not ethical
to mega prank us with it.

Yeah, it is. Jake mega
pranked me last year, remember?

- [chuckling] Oh, yeah.
- What was the prank?

[laughing]
Don't worry about it.

- You wouldn't get it.
- Yeah, you wouldn't get it.

What? Hey!

[groaning]

- Leave my booty alone!
- Uh-oh.

Mm. Looks like it
imprinted on you.

Oh, sweet, last roll.

Imprinted on me? Ew, ew, ew.

Get it off! Get it off!
Get it off!

Leave my dude's cake alone!

Marceline!

Why is it after
my squeaky cheeks?

I don't know, man.
This is boring.

Now get lost
or I'll eat your heads.

[hisses]

Let's go! I don't feel like
getting my head eaten today.

Make sure that TP
doesn't get out, okay?

Don't worry, my guy.

This donk's demon rated.

[indistinct chatter]

- [man] We're emotional.
- Marceline.

How many people did you prank?

Who cares?

Marceline,

say you're sorry
and get rid of the T.P. demon

you unleashed on our houses.

Yeah, what are you doing?

[groaning and clanking]

- That's not nice.
- We're mad.

All right, Marceline,
I'm gonna wreck your house!

[grunts]

Marceline,

you better help us
or we'll bonk ourselves

to death on your house.

Yeah, we're emotional.

Hey, nobody better be
bonking themselves on my-- Hey.

Is this what you want?

- Oh.
- Yeah!

Gross. Stop it!

[groans] Fine.
Fine, fine, fine, fine.

- I'll help.
- [Jake] Oh. Oh, good.

If Jake admits I'm the all time

prank queen and swears off,
pranking me for eternity.

Say what now?

No way! I'm the prank queen.

Throw trash at him.

Fine. Okay, okay.

Marceline,
you're the prank queen

and I won't prank you
ever again, infinity!

- [man] Oh, good.
- [Marceline chuckles]

I'm just messing with you.

Finn?

[Finn groaning]

Yeah. So, basically
to get rid of this demon,

you're gonna have to find
somewhere that stinks

worse than your house and all
the places I already T.P.'d.

Okay. There is always
a stinkier place...

Hey, so as I know
you're not just

pranking us again, are you?

- Nope.
- Great.

Hey,
keep those buns tight, Finn.

We're gonna get
this freak-nasty demon

hooked on a new smell, Daddy.

Okay.

[screaming]

Hey, T.P. Field of 1000 horse--

[gags] Oh.

One thousand horse-- [gags]

[Finn] Argh, Jake.
It's juicing my buns.

Universal Quantum armpit

[gagging] Bud.

[Marceline chuckles]

Disgusting sulfur-pit
of the Rat King.

[Jake gags, Finn vomits]

No, no.

[Marceline chuckles]

Some old guy's house?

What's stinky about this place?

Soup's up.

Thanks, old guy.

Hey, this is really nice.

But... Oh, Finn [gags]
This has gotta be it.

It's the stinkiest stink [gags]
I've smelled yet.

Give it to 'em.

Ooh!

Marceline, this is a bust.

My nose is all smelled out.

And my buns are
still being pinched.

[chuckling] So you're saying
you're ready for the next spot?

- [both] No!
- Wait!

Have you been pranking us
this whole time?

What are you talking about?
[giggling]

- She was!
- You knew the whole time

none of those things
would work.

Dude, she is the prank queen.

Ahh! We're gonna go
fix this ourselves.

It's just T.P., right?

So we're gonna wipe
every butt in Ooo.

Yeah!

Okay, dweebs. Looks like you
got it all figured out.

Eek!

[crunching]

What's happening?

Don't worry, Finn.
I'll get you out!

It's not gonna work, Jake.

This T.P.
is immune to moisture.

♪ Nidoply means moisture
Bye ♪

Filthy corpo jingle.

It's pretty catchy, though.

Ow! Oh, oh.

You wanna find out T.P.?
You're going down, man.

Hang on, buddy.

[gasps]

Ahh! He's plumb purple,
Marceline.

Yeah, We gotta find a new
butt fast, and something worse

than Finn's Swampy
Adventure Bottom. Whoa!

Got any ideas?

- [Marceline] Yo, Mama.
- Hey, none of that.

O.G., you got something?

Um... So you want us to do
a poo in the bushes?

No, he means Butt Rock.

The largest freestanding tush
in all of Oo.

Whoa, Ooh! I hear the winds

are particularly ripe
this time of year.

[chuckling] Oh, perfect.
Let's go.

[chuckling] Totally.

If only there was a big enough

butt we could use
to lure it there

and save Finn's squeaky cheeks.

Mm. [farts]

I get why I have
to be the butt,

but why do I need the tutu?

[chuckling]

[gasps] Prank Queen!

[squelching]

[gasps] Oof!

I'm free!

What's it doing?

[screaming]

[slithering, groaning]

The hive roll is assembling.

[dramatic music playing]

[squelching]

Move it, dorks!

Now, wait up!

[breathing heavily]

[screaming]

[squealing]

[Marceline laughing]

Marceline, this is serious!

Dude,
you've gotta see the view.

[both laughing]

Ah, come on, guys!

- [Finn] Whoa!
- [Jake] Ahh!

You got this, Jake! [straining]

Scoot that boot!

Hey! Quit touching me!

Let 'em go, T.P.!

Whoa! [grunting]

[groaning]

Whoa! I can see the cheeks!

We're almost there!

Let's go, Jake!

Work it, Prank Princess!

[groaning and snarling]

- Ahh!
- [screaming]

Don't look at the roles.

Look at the butt.

[snarling]

Not this one. That one.

[gentle music playing]

Huh?

[happy growling]

You guys okay?

Yeah.

[T.P. monster squealing]

[content muttering]

It's kinda...

Beautiful.

Eh. Looked better draped
all over your house.

Later, nerds!

[shrieks]

Dad!

Hey, kiddo. I heard you were

trying to cook more,
so I got you Fire Crab

instant noodles.

Just add water. You can
handle that, right? Papa out.

Grr. Dad, no! Urgh!

Have fun with that, Marceline.

Try not to burn
your tongue, Queen.

- We're gonna go take a nap.
- [both laughing]

- [door opens]
- [yawning]

Why does it feel hot?

[bubbling]

Why does it feel hot?

[growling]

- Oh, curse you, Prank Queen!
- [Marceline giggles]

[closing theme song playing]

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies
And bees ♪

♪ We can wander
Through the forest ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪