01x01 - Food

[bunniefuu]

[laughs]

Hi!

[zapping]

Why can't I ever dream about food?

Whaaaaa…Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!

[tears page]

[reading] Hey I found--found a rec--recipe,

I’ll buy--buy--buy the ingredients,

let’s make it if you--you’re free.

[pings]

Ah!

[pings]

That’s… [laughs]

[buzzes]

PuppyCat…

Who wants to make a million babies with me
who wants to make a million babies with me

who wants to make a million babies with me

There you are!

Oh, cool! A CICADA!

[laughs] They are so cute.

[kissing noises]

[hits ground]

Go get your helmet. Let’s go to the grocery store.

But you look so cute in it.

[motor hums]

Uph.

[panting]

This is the perfect time to come to the
grocery store because it’s emptyyyy!

Hmmm...

[hums]

Hey where are you--

FISH CAAAKES!

Oh man, I haven’t had these in--

[rattles]

What’s all this stuff?

Where did you find a leather jacket?

Well, I don’t know how you’re gonna buy all that stuff
if you left your money at home.

Why don’t you go put that back.

[beeps]

Uhhh...we are getting close to my cash limit.

I only have 56 dollars…

That’ll be 55 even.

Ye-heea! GET A GUM!

[beeps]

[knocks]

Hello.

Hey. Hi.

I got all the stuff we need to make this
recipe I found in a magazine!

Who’s this, Bee?

PuppyCat!!

[laughs] Wow...it makes funny noises for a c--uhh.

Wait, is it a cat? Or a d--oog?

Well...he looks like a cat I guess

but, like, smell.

[sniffs]

Whoa, dog smell.

Yeeeah.

Very cute.

[crack]

PuppyCat, can you pass me those--

um, well, that’s not what we wanted, but that’s okay.

We can work with this.

I like your salt shakers.

That's okay

[shatters]

we can work with this.

[splash]

Ack...Deckard. DECKARD!

[snores]

That’s okay we can work with this!

WAAK WAAK WAAK WAAK

Uhh uhhh uhhh uhhh--uh.

[hisses]

Are you guys still wearing your pajamas?
It’s almost noon.

[coughing]

[burps]

Oh, hi Cass!

You’re home early.

I finished my coding early.

What are you guys trying to do?

We’re trying to make this recipe I found.

[gasps]

Deckard why aren’t you at work?

Uhh, I--I ca--I called in sick.

Can I have one?

Go ahead.

AWESOME!

If you wanted to fool around in the kitchen

you could have just gone to work.

You’re a prep cook.

I--I wanted to try a new recipe.

I--I...

I make the same thing at the restaurant every day.

Have you heard back from that culinary school yet?

Uhh, um,

You’re going to culinary school??

Ehhh, I applied to one, but...

it’s off the island, and--

ughh. I can’t even cook a simple

reaac--reaacipe.

Reaacipe?

Reacipe.

Re-ci-pe.

We can still finish it!

[laughs] Nahhh, I didn’t want to say anything

but we’re missing, uh, an ingredient.

I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM CRAZY BAD.

She takes her cat to the bathroom?

It smells like a dog.

You smell like a dog.

You look like a dog. [laughs]

[laughs]

[cracks knuckles]

Gahh, I used the last of my money on gum?!

Now we can’t go back to the store

to buy the missing ingredient

BECAUSE OF THIS STUPID GUM!!!

[chews and grumbles]

PuppyCat please help me.

If you can get us a quick temp job,

I will let you keep all the money left over

after we get that ingredient!

And I’ll get a leather jacket for youuu!

[jingles]

C’monnn bark like a dog!

Stop! Agh.

[thumps]

Woof! Woof woof!

[thumps] Ooph.

[giggle]