01x02 - Farmer

[bunniefuu]

PuppyCat, don’t look!

[chews and hums]

Boop boop!

TempBot, don’t look!

Oof... Okay, now you can look.

Hey, I haven’t seen you guys in a while.

Whoa, you guys smell good.

Like home-cooked food!

And...home-burnt food.

[taps screen]

TempBot stop we don’t have a lot of time,

we just came from the bathroom--

Eww, you touched my face.
Wait, did you wash your hands?

THERE’S NO TIME TO WASH HANDS,
WE NEED QUICK CASH!

Ewwww.

Okay, I’ve got a simple temp job on file
on Jelly Cube Planet.

No one’s wanted to do it for some reason…

Hold still for uniform assignment!

Booooooop

Extra pockeeeeets!

Whoa, magic pockets!

Booooooop.

Buh duh buh.

You guys need me to hail you a transport?

No time let’s go.

Hnng...you run so slow!

You might as well not have legs--

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

--ahh?

Ooh!

[smash]

Where is my gum?

Ohhhh…

Are you two here to--

Yeah we’re here for the temp thing,
what do we have to do?

On the opposite side of my sweet, jiggly planet,

on top of my whipped cream puddle,

is a beautiful,

sugared cherry.

Okay you want it or something
okay here I go.

PuppyCat, stay here, your legs are too short to run fast.

AAAAAA--

AHHHHH

ha ha ha ha ha

[taps ground]

ha ha ahhhh, ahhhh, get off!

Bee’s been in the bathroom for a while now.

Who cares.

Deckard, don’t you think it’s weird that
she hasn’t grown up yet?

She’s just having a hard time
finding a job that suits her.

We aren’t all born computer experts.

That’s not what I mean.

Look, I saw your acceptance letter.

Hah! Hoh. Snooping.

Who’s not grown up now?

I know you like Bee.
And I know she likes you too.

But if she found out that you’re avoiding your future

because you’re sitting around
looking for excuses to mother her,

I think she’d feel bad about that.

Ahhh…

[gurgles]

It looks like that snake likes you.

[chuckes]

Or maybe it’s just hungry.

[gurgles]

That cherry is the only

[smack]

source of nourishment for my animals.

[smacks]

No, there’s no need to do that.

The cherry is merely a vehicle,

to transport the fertilizer to grow my true crops.

Oh. Huh.

She IS the fertilizer.

[pants]

Huh. Guh.

Oh, very pretty...

...huh?

PuppyCat!

[beam noises]

My...

GUM!

PuppyCat, LOOK OUT!

[loud burst]

Oh geez, you’re...

heavy.

[chuckles] Oh man, you got fat.

...whaa?

NO TIME GIMME MY GUM!

[smooch]

[chews and grumbles]

Stupid trick cherry.

Stupid pockets.

Stupid stupid STUPID!

[whooshing]

STUPID GUM! [spits]

And, from the sacrifice of one,

a bounty of life springs forward.

For as the lamb is laid in the soil,

the flesh may rot, but the soul nurtures the crop.

[punch]

YOU TURN PEOPLE INTO PET FOOD?!?

You’re...here? And yet, my livestock feeds?

My innocent animals!

Do not punish them for my indiscretion!

I--

Look, I k*lled your stupid cherry thing,

but this gum I have, oh it works better than people.

Well my payment was supposed to be
the sweet release of death.

And a permanent home for the soul.

Shut up! I’m taking this.

[pluck]

If you didn’t have all these animals,

I’d m*rder YOU.

AAAAHHHHHH--

Oh! The sweetness of...

gum.

[gulp] [gulp] [gulp]

Hello?

Ugh, we got back late.

Ha ha, awesome.

...hmm?

[chews]

AHH!

Uhh… Okay, let’s go.

I know, I promised you a leather jacket,

but since we didn’t get paid I had to kinda recycle one.

Okay, open your eyes!

OOOH IT’S MY OLD JACKET
FROM WHEN I WAS A BABY!

Uh, yeah, 'cause it’s a surprise.

You’re welcomeeee!

Running makes me tiredddd....

Ahhhh…