01x03 - What Do You Want to Be?

[bunniefuu]

[upbeat electronic music playing]

[powering up]

♪ Don't be sad
I'm still your dad ♪

♪ I'd be there if I could ♪

♪ I sure hope that you're not broke ♪

♪ And everything's been running good ♪

♪ I'll always be in your memory ♪

♪ But today I just want to say ♪

[cracks]

♪ Way to go at keeping on going ♪

♪ Have a happy birthday ♪

[birds twittering]

Ha ha!

Nice! Right down the middle.

-[soft piano music playing]
-[crunching]

Do you want half?

[in gibberish] Absolutely not.

I don't eat things… that explode anymore.

[in English] Aw. I should've saved
the other half for Cardamon.

He liked eating these with me sometimes.

Hmm.

I usually go to the arcade on my birthday.

But it's raining again.

[in gibberish] An arcade?

[in English] Yeah!
It's got some games I like to use

to refresh my memory every year.

My dad used to take me there.

[in gibberish] Let's go.

[in English] Well,
let's get you some rain gear.

[atmospheric music playing]

[coughing]

[clinks]

[panting]

PuppyCat, why are we hiding
in the garbage?

[in gibberish] That animal
is after my hand in marriage.

Your unrelenting landlord
wants us together, but I'd rather DIE.

[in English] Okay, well, I'm gonna hide
in the recycle instead of the trash.

[recycling bin opening]

Hello.

[in gibberish] Get outta here.
You're gonna blow my cover.

[in English] Wow,
you make cute sounds for a baby.

[in gibberish] I'm not a baby.
I'm a big-a*s man. Big a*s!

Yeah. Get outta here. You're the baby.

[paper rustling]

[lid closing]

-[in English] Hey, Deckard.
-Aah!

[clears throat] Sorry, did I wake you?

No, I'm up.

[clattering]

What are you up to?

Just recycling some junk.

Junk goes in the trash.

[chuckles] Right. Aah!

PuppyCat! No hitting!

[in gibberish] I don't like wimps.

[chuckles]

[imitating gibberish]

[in English] Deckard, this is PuppyCat.
I'm hosting him at my place indefinitely.

Oh, PuppyCat. Cute name. Nice to meet you.

We're going to the arcade for my birthday.

-It's your birthday?
-Hmm?

Wow. How old are you?

Really old. Super old.

-Come with us.
-Really?

[in gibberish] NOOOOOOO!!

[in English] Yeah, of course.

The forest gets denser
every time I come back here.

[Deckard] How long
have you been coming here?

-[smacking]
-[Bee droning] Forever.

We're here!

I guess I remember it
a little differently.

[Deckard] Mmm, looks closed.

[crashing]

After you, milady.

[coughing]

Wow. I didn't know there was
such a big arcade near us.

[Bee] My dad made
a lot of these games himself.

We used to come here a lot
before I got sick.

[groaning] Oh. The power is out.

I think the generator was over here?

-[kisses]
-[buzzes]

[electricity powering up]

Almost everything works!

-[upbeat music playing]
-[games chiming]

Do these games teach some sort of lesson?

Ooh! What's that one?

-[chimes]
-[Bee] Oh.

[sighs] I never quite got into that one.

You should try it though.
I think you'll have fun.

It's a cooking game.

[chuckles] Okay.

[dings]

Oh, wow.

-This feels like I'm cooking in real life.
-[angelic tone plays]

[timer dings]

[Deckard] Oh! Oh no!
[splutters] It's on fire too!

Just like in real life!

It's okay, Deckard.
Look! You beat my score!

[warbled electronic gibberish]

[arcade game music plays]

[thuds]

[in gibberish] Stop wasting all the coins.
It's MY turn!

-[in English] PuppyCat, you're being rude!
-Does your cat want to play?

Or is it a dog?

Well, he looks like a cat, but…

Ugh. Smell.

[sniffs]

Oh, wow. Dog smell.

[in gibberish] I smell like
a wet cypress tree after a heavy rain.

[in English] Oh my gosh.

This game is my favorite.

I like to play it every year
for my birthday.

[in gibberish] Gimme!

[in English] We can all share the coins.

Stick out your little paws.

[in gibberish] My paws
are large and opulent.

[arcade game beeping]

I'll engrave my name on every machine!!

-[coin clinks]
-[in English] Five.

Si--

This is a counterfeit.

Hey, look! A cash converter.

I think I have some bills we can use.

[PuppyCat in gibberish]
We don't need your pity.

[rumbling]

We can get money for free!

[in English] PuppyCat,
are you stuck? You look stuck.

[in gibberish] No.

[in English] I knew you were looking
rounder than usual.

Is he okay?

Yes, he's fine.
But I'm going to need your help.

Sure.

[Bee] One second, PuppyCat.

[groans]

Are your bones normally this dense?

Ugh. This isn't going to work.

[in gibberish] Try using
the portal to teleport us.

[in English] Good idea!

[chimes]

[in gibberish] Noooooo!
We were supposed to be touching!

[water dripping]

[in English] Aah! What is happening?!
Where are we?! What's going on?!

Are we dead?!

Oh no! Did you crush me
with your dense bones?!

Deckard! Deckard, it's okay!

Oh, this is weird.

Cas was right even though she was mean.

Deckard, it's okay. We're okay.

There, there.

[echoing] There, there.

There, there.

There, there.

Hmm.

Bee! Just in time!

We have a very pressing assignment
for you and Puppy.

Hi.

Oh! What gives?

This is Deckard.
He's a very experienced chef.

I love to cook.

Oh.

Well, you're so prepared today.

Today's job is a cooking assignment,
and it has to be done ASAP.

Get ready for uniform assignment.

Aah.

Hey, what are you two
just standing there playing around?

I hired you to do a job!

Hi, I'm Bee. This is Deckard.

He's my, um, helper? Coworker?

Sous-chef?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't care. Listen.

I have some very important business
to take care of on the planet next door.

I need you to watch this guy.

He's pretty incompetent
and has a tendency to break things.

Hey, you!

Yes, sir?

Do not touch or break anything!

You can't do anything right!
So just leave the job to these two!

Of course. Anything you say.

Yeah, yeah. Whatever.

Milady Bee and Milady Deckard,
what would you like me to do?

Just Bee is fine. What's your name?

Oh. Uh, my name is Moully.

Are we… Are we cooking?

Baking, actually.

You look like
you'd be really good at this.

Oh, I don't know.
I'm not really much of a baker.

It's pretty easy, really.

You add in the eggs, some flour,
and choice of liquid to make the dough.

You mix them.

You roll out the dough with a rolling pin.

Then you use that dough
to make these donuts.

Watching you make this is amazing.
I… I could watch you all day.

Really? [chuckles]

Wow. Uh, well, after that,
we take them to this black wish hole,

and then we dump them in.

Eventually they make their way
to someone who wants them.

At least that's what my boss tells me.

[boss in distance] Do not touch
or break anything!

What's that?

Sometimes I get gifts.

I guess this proves that
people out there like my donuts.

That's nice. Would you guys
like to try a delivery?

[Deckard] Yes.

Would you like to try?

Oh, nah.

I'm not really good at this kind of stuff.

Well, what are you good at?

Uh, I don't know. Giving people gifts?

Eating? Both at the same time?

Wow, you just made
the perfect donut, and so quickly too.

I'm embarrassed to say, I… I've spent
my whole life making these donuts,

and I've never managed a perfect one.

But I didn't even try to do this.

It was an accident. Don't be embarrassed.

See? Look.

Aah!

If I'm actually good at this,
then this is, like,

the first thing I've ever been good at.

I'm so sorry.

N… no, don't apologize.
Watching you make this is amazing.

I could watch you all day.

[whimsical music playing]

You're so good at this, Deckard.

Yeah, I'm surprised. I'm usually
really bad at baking, but this is great.

Maybe since you're kinda
getting the hang of baking,

you're ready to go to cooking school.

How did you… How did you get this?

Oh, right. You were hiding
in the trash. Ha ha.

I can't go. Ha ha.

I mean, maybe I can bake,

but, um, the cats will miss me.

My family will miss me.

[Bee] Things will be okay, Deckard.
I can help look after them.

[Deckard] You'll miss me too, right?
Won't… won't you be sad if I'm gone?

[Bee] I… Yeah! I think so!

Why is everyone trying to get me to leave?

[Bee] You just look
really happy right now.

-Like…
-[babbling on screen]

…in these real cooking person pants
instead of… pajama pants.

I gotta finish this donut.

[toilet flushing]

Uh-oh. Sounds like my boss is finished
with his business.

[inhales sharply] Ah!

Are you okay?

Oh man, my boss is gonna be so mad.

I'm gonna taint the dough
with my gross body.

Your body's not gross.
It's just not hygienic.

Whoa! You're… You're so strong.

That was very kind of you, Bee.

[fire whooshes]

Perfect donuts are special.

My boss has been yelling at me since
forever to try and make one of these.

Maybe it's best if we keep
the wish-granting crystals away from him?

[snorts] Yes, exactly!

You can read minds too?

Huh?

Is this batch ready to go?
Let me help you.

These are cool-looking. Let's send it out.

[boss] Aah!

[footsteps stomping]

[boss] Aah!

[mystical tones chiming]

[gurgling]

[growling]

Well, okay. Time to go.

Whoa. Whoa!

[fast-paced music playing]

[groans]

Deckard!

-Huh?
-Moully!

I got ya!

[strains]

[beeping]

[Moully] You guys are the first people
other than my boss I've ever met.

Thanks for being so nice to me.

Moully!

You… you can let go. I'm not even sure
if anything bad's gonna happen to me.

Moully!

[buzzing, booming]

[zapping]

[thuds]

[crackling, booming]

Bee. Um…

Bleh.

[powering up]

[beeping]

[beeping, powering down]

[boss] You guys! How could you?

[whining] How could you let him
do this to me?

Aah!

[in gibberish] Ooh!
I'm soaking in a cash-money bath.

It's so relaxing
and stressful at the same time.

[drones]

Thank you, beautiful money…
Stop biting me. I'm not food.

[clinking]

[in English] Yo,
Deckard, I'm really hungry.

Will you make me, uh…

Are you going somewhere?

I decided to go to culinary school.

I got the acceptance letter last week.
I was gonna throw it out, but…

I was looking in the mirror,
and I saw myself finally baking,

and I looked really happy.

[Cas gags]

Hey! That's great!

Yeah? You'll be okay
if I move out, off the island?

Well, I mean… I'm really gonna miss--

Yeah, sorry. Yeah.
I… I know you'll be fine.

I guess I'm more worried
about everyone else.

They're all so sensitive
with their feelings, not like you.

Uh, well, then, yeah.
You should say bye to everyone, then.

[shouting] Hey, everyone!
Deckard's going to culinary school!

[footsteps rumbling]

Cas, you riled them up.

-[group clamoring]
-[clattering]

-Oh! I think you did that on purpose!
-[clamoring continues]

You're not wearing pajamas.
Are you not depressed anymore?

He's still depressed.
You can still be depressed in pants.

Look at me. Go find all your underwear,
even the dirty ones,

and shove them all in a bag.
I'll help you escape.

[Toast] I heard the commotion.

[shouting]

[crashing]

Which one of you
hideous men will help me secure

permanent revenge, room and board?

-I'm gonna fix that idiot.
-[thuds]

-[Cas shouting]
-[Toast screaming]

[thudding]

-Aah!
-[clatters]

[wind blowing gently]

You can sleep here tonight.
I don't want you eating any more vermin.

[Bee] Dear Cardamon, it's my birthday.
So it's your birthday too.

I made this.
Eating it makes wishes come true.

Sorry for my handwriting.
I hurt my writing hand.

Happy birthday.

[in gibberish] I guess
I should collect all your friends, huh?

[beeping]

[heartfelt music playing]

[bell jingling]

[in English] Oh, hey, PuppyCat.

I was gonna come get you
after I fixed my arm.

[in gibberish] I made something for you.
For your birthday.

[in English] Oh wow!
It's me! Like, my guts.

So gross.

[whirring]

Oh, this.

[chuckles nervously, inhales]

Guess there's a lot of stuff
we don't know about each other.

[machine whirring]

[PuppyCat in gibberish]
What's your favorite color?

[Bee in English] Um… Lavender.

Wait, no. Uh…

Pink. Wait.

Like, oh, like a light bl… blue?

[PuppyCat in gibberish]
What's your favorite animal?

-[chiming]
-[Bee in English] Seals.

[chuckles] They're so chubby.
They're like dog mermaids.

[PuppyCat in gibberish]
What's your favorite food?

[Bee in English] Everything.

[PuppyCat in gibberish] What do you want
to be when you grow up?

[Bee in English] I don't know. Everything?
Is that an answer?

Everything.

I'm almost done here.

Then we can get to know
each other a little bit.

Nice.

There's still time to play
my favorite game at the arcade.

Wanna go back with me?

[yipping]

-[machine beeping]
-[yipping continues]

[chomps]

[beeping continues]

[rippling]

[mouse squeaking]

[coughing]

[train horn blowing]

[PuppyCat in gibberish] See? It's flooded.

[Bee in English] It's fine.

[in gibberish] I thought
you were scared of water.

[in English] I'm not scared of it.
My dad makes me waterproof.

I just like to avoid it.

Oh, here it is. Are you ready?

[upbeat music playing]

[upbeat music continues]