01x06 - Day Off Work

[bunniefuu]

[tranquil music playing]

[crickets chirping]

[thunder rumbling]

[in gibberish] Bee?

BEE?!?

Where is that… lady…

-[chiming]
-[PuppyCat squeaks]

[chiming]

[PuppyCat] I'M STUCK!

Oh, I wasn’t stuck.

[mechanical creaking]

I’m gonna make a tracking device and

MAKE HER EAT IT.

[Muzak playing]

[eerie tones echoing]

[in English] Sometimes it's nice to remind
someone that they are important to you.

[clerk] So…

You're buying them a microwave egg pack.

Yeah, I get it. Instead of one nice thing,

you like to buy lots of cheap things
for your friends.

Yeah.

[clerk] "Yeah"? 'Cause maybe they'll give
you some of the stuff back, right?

[hesitantly] Yeah.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah."

You like the word "yeah," huh?
No one wants to carry a lot of stuff.

These are good. But those chips?
Ooh. I hear they're good too.

-[package crinkles]
-Oh yeah. Nice.

You see those towels? They look nice.

Yeah, that's soft.

You see that cheese?

Ah, ah, ah! I hear it's awful.
Put it down. Put it down. Drop it.

You don't want that. No one wants it.

It's been giving
all the mice heart attacks.

Have you had it?

[angrily] I said, "It's been giving
all the mice heart attacks."

I only eat these things.

[crunching]

[mumbles]

Oh. Wow.

Yeah, I want some of those too.

[laughs heartily]

Oh yeah, you're gonna like these.
You need me to microwave it?

[shop bell jingling]

[chewing] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Bleh.

[mystical tones chiming]

[chewing loudly]

[shrieks]

[upbeat music playing]

[chimes]

[in gibberish] It works. Come down.

[burps]

WHAT?? COME DOWN!!!

[shrieks]

[high-pitched screaming]

[shrieking]

[grunts, swallows]

[stomach gurgles]

[rumbling]

[rumbling]

[stomach grumbling]

Urk--

Again already?

[breathing heavily]

[Bee in English] PuppyCat. PuppyCat.

It's messy in here. Messier, I mean.

-[breathing heavily]
-And you're breathing hard.

Did you tear apart
the apartment trying to find me?

[in gibberish] No.

[in English] You were worried about me.

[in gibberish] I didn't care.
You can do whatever.

[in English] You love me.

[in gibberish] NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[in English] I got you something.

[in gibberish] I DON'T WANT ANYTHING.

[in English] That was
a microwavable egg pouch.

[in gibberish] NO! HELP!

LEAVE ME ALONE!

[in English] Are you cranky because
you were worried I wouldn't come back?

I’m always around.

It takes a lot for me
to leave the apartment.

[in gibberish] I can get myself out
of here, thank you very much.

[in English] Fine.

You’re cranky because you love me.
I’m gonna go do some errands.

[splashing]

Last chance.

Fine! You’re just gonna have
a couch indent on your tummy, then.

[alarm] It's your day off work.
It's your day off work.

It's your day off work.
It's your day off work.

It's your day off work.

[Cas laughs maniacally]

[alarm] It's your day off work.

-Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Hell yeah!
-What is hap-- Oh.

Cas? Cas?

No.

Cas, don't take a blanket
into the bathroom.

If you ever tell me again
what to do on my day off,

I'll k*ll you.

Ew. Blanket in the bathroom?

It's her day off.

[blowing raspberries]

And I'm getting out of here.

No way. If you leave now,
she's gonna know we heard,

and that's why we're running away.

[grumbling] I'll tiptoe.

I think we gotta keep talking
like we didn’t hear anything.

I can't think of anything to talk about.

[Merlin] Uh, you wanna talk about
installing carpets?

Well, carpets would dampen
our footsteps, you know?

Get outta here!

[sighs] Finally.

I can use all these face masks
I've been hoarding.

[birds chirping]

[splashes]

[chimes]

Ya made a rose nasty.

[mumbling]

Whoops! [coughs] Pretty!

[coughing] Ooh!

[kisses]

[clears throat]

Ooh, I don't like that one.

[rustling]

Oh, hi, Cardamon. What are you doing
in a bush before it's even light out?

It’s Sticky’s bathroom spot.

Sticky has a lazy bladder.
I have to squeeze her to make her make.

I take her there
so no one can make fun of her--

Sticky, no!

You are betrothed.

What would PuppyCat think? Hmm?

Of all this sloppy kissing?

Where is PuppyCat?

I haven't seen him since the wedding.

Is he unhappy in the marriage?
Does he want a divorce?

Because he can't have one.

I’d have to avenge Sticky’s honor.

And raise your rent.

[chomps]

He’s stuck under the couch since
breakfast and doesn’t want help out.

Oh.

[toots]

[bell jingling]

[cracking]

[lips smacking]

[chewing]

[wind whistling]

[in gibberish] AAAAAAAHHH!!!

[eerie tones screeching]

-[screaming]
-[masks warbling]

[in English] I knew I heard
your shrill, pitiful scream, Cas.

Still too much of a coward
to fight a pregnant woman, I see.

[warbling]

What the…

[heartbeat echoing]

[sobbing loudly]

Aw, you're finally hormonal.

[sobbing continues]

[in singsong] Someone didn’t brush
their teeth.

I lost another fight,

and my opponent
didn't even land a single blow!

-Aw.
-[crying]

Honk honk. I like your big bun, honey.

[sniffling, gasping] Thank you.

You’re a doctor.

Make me a pill that makes me invincible.

Mm-mm. No.

Then help me perform a demonic ritual
to increase my strength tenfold?

Okey dokey.

[soft piano music playing]

-[banging loudly]
-[up-tempo music playing]

[flushing]

-[banging]
-[music stops]

-[banging loudly]
-[music continues]

Bye, Cardamon.

I'm going to go back to bed.

Tell PuppyCat to visit, like an order.

Not a request, please.

[Bee] Mmm…

Hey, I'm back.

You finally ready
to let me help you-- PuppyCat?

Aw. Where the-- Where is your--

-[scoffs] The butt?
-[chimes]

[clattering]

I'm not sure if we should use these.
Seems dangerous.

-Good.
-Also, Cas really likes these.

I think she’d be really mad
if we blew them up.

Good. Really good.

[whispering] Sorry, Cas.
I'll buy you more.

I heard that, and you better not.

And with this offering to Zorzox,

who imbued me
with the strength of several dogs,

I will double my power and promise
to not only abuse my power,

but enjoy my power the whole time.

Zorzox!

What are my sausages doing out?

We're gonna burn it.

I’ll buy you more.
I already owe Cas some energy drinks.

No, you don't.

You don't really believe
this kind of stuff, right?

[quietly] You're a doctor.

I mean, I think it's nice
to clean out the fridge.

And she is really strong. I don't know if…

[high-pitched whistling]

[clangs]

[cracks]

[Crispin] Ew! Gross!

Honey, is that blood?

[slurps]

[whimsical music playing]

[in gibberish] Hey, it's all my stuff!

[clicks, chimes]

It’s my chair!

[whirring]

OoOOOOoooo…

[crackling]

[crashing]

[in English] Okay. Have fun. I'm sleeping
till the power comes on again.

[in gibberish] Well, this is new.

[zaps]

[jaunty music playing]

[zaps]

[upbeat piano music playing]

[foreboding music playing]

Ha ha. You wish.

[jaunty music playing]

-[ticking]
-[in English] Face masks done.

Face masks done.

Face masks done.

[grunting] Uh-oh.

-[masks warbling]
-[grunting]

[thuds]

[burps]

[in gibberish] Are you okay??
Did I k*ll you??

[smacking]

LIVE!

LIVE!!

-[rattling]
-[in English] Uh…

It's working! It's working!

[smacks]

[thumping]

[splashes]

[smacking]

-So… is this almost over?
-[thumping]

Not yet. I must be greeted
by my otherworldly patron,

then they will merge with my mortal form

and imbue me
with their strength temporarily.

Then what?

Then I’m gonna go get that jerk

who beat me in the hallway
and beat them back.

[laughs]

[rattling]

Wait. There’s someone in the apartment?!

[smacking]

Oh, good. You're all up.

[thumping continues]

-[groans]
-[smacking]

Ew! Drop it! Drop it!

[in gibberish] Oh, back from the void.

[lips smacking]

Oh…

I whipped the life back into you.

I'm about to die agian
from another heart attack.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[upbeat music playing]

[zapping]

[zaps]

-[Tim shouts]
-[mouse squeaking]

[beam zapping]

[PuppyCat] AAAAAAAHHH!!!

[mouse] AHHHHHH!!!

[zapping]

-[screaming]
-[zapping]

-[man yelling, grunting]
-[zapping]

[in English] I'm coming, baby!

-Fall into my hands!
-[rustling]

[PuppyCat in gibberish] AAAAAAAHHH!!!

[Crispin screaming]

-[squeaking]
-[Bee in English] Into my hands! My hands!

[both scream]

-[chittering]
-[Tim groans]

[mouse squeaking]

[in gibberish] I want this.

[metal rattling]

[chitters]

[squeals]

[in English] Is it… Is it dead?
Oh, wait. Is it in my pants?

Is it dead in my pants?!

[metal clanging]

[clangs]

[wind whistling]

[smacking]

[Bee] Yeah.

[zaps]

[Bee and Crispin exclaim]

[crying, spluttering] I just want to
pound someone into the g… g… ground.

-[Merlin] I know, honey. It's not fair.
-[Toast grunts]

[Merlin farts, grunts]

[warbles]

-Aah!
-Gross!

[zapping]

[warbling]

Let me fight him! Let me fight him!

Wait. That’s Cas’s comforter.

[Toast] Fight him.

Okey dokey.

[warbling]

[Crispin screaming]

[grunts]

[grunts]

-Ha!
-[metal clangs]

[warbling fades]

Phew.

[gasps softly]

Aw. I got a zit.

-[gasps] It was you in the hallway?
-[Cas] Yeah, so what?

[screaming]

-[Cas] Ow! Ooh! Stop it! No!
-[smacking]

-[grunting]
-[Toast growling]

Mm-hmm. So nobody wants to
talk about what just happened?

[gentle music playing]

[snoring]

[clicking]

[clanging loudly]

[clinks]

[clanging continues]

Would you like
to be pampered temporarily, Sticky?

Whoops. Wrong button.

It’s not ours, Sticky.

We don't steal.

I'm sure your husband, PuppyCat,
will get you a much nicer ring.

[whirring]

[laughing] Hooray, Sticky,
the prettiest bride.

[whimsical theme music playing]